Line #10 Funny/ScoobyDooLegendOfThePhantosaur


1	* The beginning of the film:
2	** The film starts with Shaggy in the ER, screaming loudly without catching a breath after ''three hours of constant screaming''. The doctor is so amazed by this that he wonders if it's a violation of the laws of physics.
3	** How does the doctor cure Shaggy? He simply walks up to him and yells "Hey! Stop screaming!" And it works.
4	---> '''Daphne:''' Why didn't that work when we tried it?
5	---> '''Doctor:''' Eh, people listen to doctors.
6	** When the doctor tells the gang that Scooby can't be in the ER, Daphne says that Scooby is a certified medical rescue dog and pulls out a license to prove it. But the doctor doesn't buy it, believing that Daphne just made the license in Photoshop. Daphne denies this...and then says that Velma did it.
7	** The doctor then says that Scooby can stay, as long as he doesn't break anything. Scooby thanks the doctor, while quickly hiding the glass beaker he broke.
8	* The coffee shop:
9	** Everything to do with Shaky Joe. Helps that it's Matthew Lillard ActingForTwo.
10	---> '''Shaggy:''' Hey, Shaky Joe, what do you do for fun?
11	---> '''Shaky Joe:''' I KNIT.
12	---> ''[holds up a tangled mess of yarn]''
13	---> '''Shaky Joe:''' IT'S A SCARF.
14	** Scooby trying coffee for the first time. Highlights include him jumping up and down on Shaggy's head, pouncing on Fred when he enters the cafe, and running around ''on the ceiling.''
15	** Fred's feeling down because Mr. Flatcher didn't approve of his science project. Cue flashback.
16	---> '''Fred:''' [[DefensiveWhat What?]] It illustrates all three of Newton's laws of motion.\
17	''(Mr. Flatcher, bound upside-down in rope, swinging from one side of the classroom to the next, gives him a flat glare.)''\
18	'''Velma:''' Fred, maybe not every science project needs to be a booby trap.
19	* When the doctor finds out about Shaggy's condition, he forbids him to enter the Mystery Machine. [[LoopholeAbuse So, Fred paints over some of the letters in yellow paint and makes the Mustard Machine!]]
20	* The G.P.S. from Abracadabra Doo makes the gang stop at a tattoo parlor.
21	* The buffet/biker scene:
22	** The snarky owner of the buffet restaurant, who has a remarkably quick grasp on when things are going to get bad.
23	---> '''Owner:''' ''[after Shaggy and Scooby eat half the buffet in one sitting then go for seconds]'' So... do I file for bankruptcy now or...
24	** And later, when the biker gang shows up.
25	---> '''Shaggy:''' Like, those guys aren't going to get out of control, are they?
26	---> '''Owner:''' I think they'll be okay as long as no one does anything to aggravate them.
27	---> ''[Shaggy accidentally hits one of them in the face with his hot dog]''
28	---> '''Owner:''' Like... that, for instance.
29	** Shaggy accidentally irritates the bikers.
30	--->'''Shaggy''': Here's the plan. On the count of three, you invent a time machine. One, two- ''[biker grabs him]'' completely nonchalant Aaaaannd... ''sound of dribbling water'' theeerree goes the bladder...
31	** One of the bikers accidentally says Shaggy's trigger word, turning him brave, while holding him by the collar. Shaggy's first words?
32	--->'''Shaggy''': This can go two ways, punk. One: you walk away. Two: I walk on your face.
33	** The one biker who was late to the fight [[OhCrap sees the smackdown Shaggy laid on all of them]]. Once Shaggy cracks his knuckles, [[KnowWhenToFoldThem the guy punches himself out]].
34	---> '''Shaggy''': Good call.
35	* Lovestruck Velma. Highlights include:
36	** At one point, she spends an entire conversation with Winsor in such a monosyllabic lovestruck daze that he thinks she's not really listening at the end.
37	** Velma and Winsor spend over a minute in a HeldGaze. Fred loudly clears his throat multiple times. Velma throws him a cough drop without taking her eyes off Winsor at all.
38	* When Scooby-Doo finds a rare dinosaur bone, Professor Svankmajor thanks him and Shaggy for their significant contribution to Paleontology.
39	--> '''Shaggy:''' The study of pale things?
40	* Daphne's been riding a motorcycle since she was five. Complete with CutawayGag.
41	--> '''Fred:''' Isn't it illegal for a five-year-old to ride a motorcycle?
42	--> '''Daphne:''' Yeah, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint but how was I supposed to know? I was only five.]]
43	* The raptor attack on the town:
44	** The point where Mr. Hubley gets out from his hiding place after the gang follows the raptors into town. He finds partially-eaten food replicas that Scooby and Shaggy built of themselves and thinks it's the real them.
45	---> '''Mr. Hubley:''' Scooby! Shazzy! No, they were so young!
46	** Tex's deadpan remark: "If there's one thing I can't stand, it's ''ghost dinosaurs!''"
47	* Whenever someone says Shaggy's keyword (bad), be prepared to laugh.
48	---> '''Fred:''' Shaggy, what are you doing?
49	---> '''Shaggy:''' Saving your butt, Jones. Get used to it!
50	* When Shaggy's trying to lead the gang out of the cave:
51	--> '''Svankmajor:''' ... Shaggy, you'd better hurry.
52	--> '''Shaggy:''' I was born hurried.
53	--> '''Fred:''' Is that part of the brave thing when you say weird stuff that sounds like movie lines?
54	--> '''Shaggy:''' Yes. Yes, it is, big guy.
55	--> '''Fred:''' Well, alright then.
56	* After Daphne accidentally turns Shaggy back into a scaredy-cat, Fred tells him he needs to make the jump or they'll all die when the caverns collapse. Then he adds, "No pressure."
57	* When Shaggy is in the middle of his awesome stunt to escape the mines, Daphne triggers the keyword that causes him to turn back into a coward. Eventually Fred motivates Shaggy enough to have him try to jump to the ledge he needs to get to, but he needs Fred to give him a movie line first.
58	--> '''Fred:''' ... How about, 'when you say jump, I say how high?'
59	--> '''Shaggy:''' Fred, that doesn't make any sense!
60	--> '''Fred:''' DOES IT MATTER!?
61	* The ending twist:
62	** When Mr. Hubley un-hypnotizes Shaggy in the end, the rest of the gang is hypnotized to believe that they’re Shaggy, too. HilarityEnsues!
63	** TheStinger shows the Mystery Machine acting like Shaggy as well!

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