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1* In ''Hearts of Steele'', Steele volunteers to test a car for a bomb.
2-->'''Steele''': I think I can say without fear of repudiation that this car is free of any and all explosive devices.\
3'''Client''': Thank you, but...\
4'''Steele''': Would you prefer if I...\
5'''Client''': Uh, would you?\
6'''Steele''': Be delighted. I wonder if I might have a word with Miss Holt for a moment? Excuse me. ''(whispers)'' [[PrayerIsALastResort Give me a prayer]].\
7'''Laura''': What?\
8'''Steele''': My mind keeps going blank. All I can think of is "Now I lay me down to sleep," and that's not the one I want in this particular situation.\
9'''Laura''': You mean you're not sure there isn't...\
10'''Steele''': It has nothing to do with being sure. It has to do with being prepared for any contingency. Now, give me a prayer.\
11'''Laura''': "The Lord is my Shep..."\
12'''Steele''': Got it. Isn't it funny how you can never think of those things when you really need them?

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