Line #21 Funny/RIPD

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3	* [[RunningGag "Relax Body"]]
4	* Roy going into great detail about how he died. Including the coyotes making love to his skull. And Nick, fed up with Roy's cynical and insensitive attitude towards ''his'' suffering, [[CrossesTheLineTwice suggested that it would be a good thing if they got both eyes.]]
5	* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbG3IkvJUfo The Better Man]]", Creator/JeffBridges' country song, sung after Nick says the coyotes should have gotten both eyes. Played completely in the ending credits.
6	* Nick getting a new mortal disguise...which turns out to be a pre-teen girl with [[BracesOfOrthodonticOverkill braces and headgear]].
7	* Everything about Fat Elvis.
8	* Roy hoping that a building has an elevator. When he gets inside and sees a thirty-flight staircase going up to the top...
9	-->'''Roy:''' Shit!
10	* "Honky tonk bullshit!"
11	* After the reveal of the world-ending MacGuffin / ArtifactOfDoom, Roy asks the question that so rarely gets asked, "Why would someone MAKE something like that?!"
12	* Roy giving the video maker the "I'm a woman, not a piece of meat" speech before flipping the card back in his face.
13	** For context, RIPD officers appear as someone else to mortals and Roy (played by Jeff Bridges) looks like a sexy female model. The scene is made even funnier because the audience is actually treated to Jeff Bridges himself saying it instead of the actress playing his disguise.
14	* Apparently the RIPD's guns, like the RIPD themselves, are disguised. We only ever see Nick's gun's disguise, which is a banana.
15	** There IS a blink-and-you'll-miss-it FreezeFrameBonus, where we get a look at Roy's disguised gun, right after he rides Fat Elvis up the skyscraper and through a window via butt-harpoon; it turns out to be a bright orange hair-dryer.
16	* When Roy treats Nick like a rookie, Nick complains that he's a 15-year veteran of the Boston Police Department. Then he encounters his first deado.
17	-->'''Roy:''' You can bag this one. My treat.\
18	'''Nick:''' No... I'm not go-I'm not going near that.\
19	'''Roy:''' Where's that 15 years now, frosty?
20	* When Hayes tells Julia the exact mechanics of his plan, he does his best to [[FauxAffablyEvil maintain a positive attitude.]]
21	--> Okay... This is where it gets a little uncomfortable. There's no great way to say this, so I'll just say it. These ancient things, they often involve an element of - I don't want to say "human sacrifice", but - human sacrifice.

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