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1	'''> Reflect in a sillier manner.'''
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3	It's impossible to get any more ridiculous than this.
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5	* [[https://homestuck.com/problem-sleuth/166 CANDY CORN VAMPIRE]] [[https://homestuck.com/problem-sleuth/167 (AUGH)]]
6	** [[https://homestuck.com/problem-sleuth/178 And again.]]
7	** [[https://homestuck.com/problem-sleuth/335 One]] [[https://homestuck.com/problem-sleuth/336 more]] [[RunningGag time.]]
8	* Any attempts to use Problem Sleuth and Ace Dick's keys/guns as actual keys.
9	--> > Open door lock with tommy gun.
10	--> "You throw your RING OF KEYS at the lock. They jangle uselessly against the door. You're not sure what you expected was going to happen. You sure can be dumb sometimes."
11	* The Sleazy Brothel in the Sky. Also, every time liquor is imbibed in proximity to a sweet fort.
12	* [[https://homestuck.com/problem-sleuth/382 Ace Dick leaves his office.]]
13	* Ace Dick's lousy imagination in general.
14	** Ace Dick's female counterpart just being Ace Dick, in a wig.
15	** [[https://homestuck.com/problem-sleuth/653 You're here for two things: to fucking ruin someone's shit, and to play a friendly game of make-believe. AND YOU'RE ALL OUT OF IMAGINATION.]]
16	** When [[https://www.homestuck.com/problem-sleuth/1499 Ace Dick absorbs Fiesta Ace Dick and Zombie Ace Dick]], he undergoes a phenomenal transmutation into...[[spoiler:Ace Dick]]!
17	---> "Really, you are just utterly astounded by how shitty your IMAGINATION is. If your IMAGINATION was a face you would punch it. In the face."
18	** Shortly after Wifehearst's death, Ace Dick and Sonhearst decide to avenge her by transforming into vigilantes. Sonhearst gets Batman's cowl, and Ace Dick... scribbles a poorly drawn skull on his suit.
19	* [[https://homestuck.com/problem-sleuth/1241 Someone has stolen your corset. SON OF A BITCH.]]
20	! Fan Commands
21	* The Midnight Crew's [[https://www.homestuck.com/extras/14 grand entrance]] into the MSPA universe.
22	-->Oh no, that guy DID NOT just show you his [[https://www.homestuck.com/extras/13 collection of gay pornography.]] That DID NOT just happen.\

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