Line #45 Funny/PrincessTutuAbridged


1	* Every time [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Mytho]] spouts a random fact. Apparently he watched a lot of ''Series/{{Jeopardy}}''.
2	** "A pregnant goldfish is called a twit."
3	--> '''Rue:''' Did you hear something?
4	--> '''Fakir:''' No, not really.
5	--> '''Mytho:''' Strawberries have more vitamin C than oranges.
6	--> '''Fakir/Rue:''' Shut up, Mytho!
7	* Edel's introduction in Episode 2:
8	--> '''Edel:''' Sometimes when a man and woman love each other very much, they share a special hug.
9	--> '''Duck:''' Huh?
10	--> '''Edel:''' I am Edel. You are naked.
11	--> '''Duck:''' Naked? Oh sn--
12	--> '''Edel:''' You'll need these. hands her clothes
13	** Mytho really needs a double cheeseburger right now.
14	*** "[[FlatWhat What?]]"
15	* [[BelligerentSexualTension Fakir and Rue's]] brief affair in episode 4 can be summarized thusly:
16	--> '''Rue:''' It's okay if you're a dummy, Mytho. Just as long as you love me.
17	--> '''Mytho:''' Honey bees are deaf.
18	--> '''Rue:''' That's right.
19	--> '''Fakir''' Rue --Mytho go to your room-- so you're still seeing Mytho?
20	--> '''Rue:''' Oh please.
21	--> '''Fakir:''' Try to stay away from Mytho from now on.
22	--> '''Rue:''' Oh Fakir! [[ShutUpKiss Just shut up and kiss me]]!
23	--> [[{{Beat}} awkward silence...]]
24	--> '''Fakir:''' So, uh, do you tilt your head left, or do I?
25	--> '''Rue:''' I think we both tilt left.
26	--> '''Fakir:''' Your left or my left...?
27	* "When I think about Rue and Tutu, I get different feelings. [[GirlOnGirlIsHot When I think about them both at the same time]], I get an even ''different'' feeling."
28	* [[MusicalEpisode Episode 12]], the first musical episode of the series, came out as a result of what to do with the famed reveal from "Banquet of Darkness". The result (to the tune of [[Theatre/AnnieGetYourGun "Anything You Can Do"]])...
29	--> '''Fakir''': ''How could she be the duck that I have seen? That was the duck that showed me I'm not mean.''
30	--> '''Duck''': ''Flashback Duck!''
31	--> '''Fakir''': ''Holy Crap!''
32	--> '''Duck''': ''Flashback Duck!''
33	--> '''Fakir''': ''I'm a SAP!''
34	--> '''Duck''': ''Flashback Duck!''
35	--> '''Fakir''': ''Oh snap! OH SNAP!''
36	* All together now: ''SHE'S A [[MagicalGirl MAGICAL BALLERINA PRINCESS]] WITH A NICE ASS!'' To the tune of [[Film/MaryPoppins Supercalafragilisticexpialadocius.]]
37	* Episode 13 is an absolute goldmine of hilarity.
38	** The narrator doesn't even know what she's talking about anymore.
39	--> "OnceUponATime, there was a [[RascallyRabbit Rabbit]]... which was actually a Swan. There was also a Fox that wanted to eat the [[BuffySpeak swan--rabbit]]. So it made a baby swan out of black tar. Brer Swan tried to talk to the Tar Swan, but it would not respond. When Brer Swan touched the tar, she got stuck. The only way to escape the Fox was to go into the briar patch. But swans don't live in briar patches rabbits do. And I am aware that this story makes absolutely no sense."
40	** Fakir is not happy with Tutu giving in to Kraehe's demands.
41	--> "Wait a minute you [[RunningGag moron]]! What part of ScrewDestiny do you not understand? You have to --and this is a shocker-- ''not do what they tell you''! If you vanish like the story says then I probably [[HalfTheManHeUsedToBe get chopped in half]]. And I don't know about you but I AM NOT OKAY WITH THAT!"
42	** This scene, where the characters contemplate the broken FourthWall and wonder how Kraehe's outfit stays on.
43	--> '''Kraehe:''' Tutu, it just seems like every time I try to monologue at you, you start with the whole shouting expletives thing. I mean, seriously, it's getting kind of old. You're a Ballerina Princess, have a little class. Or is Princess Tutu nothing more than a vulgar, man-stealing, ho?
44	--> '''Tutu:''' Wait. She just {{Lampshaded}} a RunningGag. Can she even do that?
45	--> '''Kraehe:''' If you're wondering why I can say stuff like that now, it's because the FourthWall [[BreakingTheFourthWall is already broken]].
46	--> '''Tutu:''' Expletive! Interjection!
47	--> '''Kraehe:''' After all, as the villain in this FairyTale, the easiest way to stop this Tom Foolery was to, well, contact the author himself.
48	--> '''Tutu:''' I feel a face leak coming on!
49	--> '''Kraehe:''' You're vibrating eyes aside, Tutu, it seems that Drosselmeyer likes me better. He even rationalized a way for my costume to stay up.
50	--> '''Tutu:''' I always thought you used double sided tape.
51	--> '''Kraehe:''' [[SarcasmMode What a cute idea]]. But sadly: wrong. Any ''other'' guesses?
52	--> '''Fakir:''' As much as I'd like to discuss you're {{Stripperific}} fashion sense all episode, Kraehe. Why don't we get back to having a climactic showdown here? ''Somebody'' needs to get cut--and it's probably just glue anyway.
53	--> '''Kraehe:''' Oh but Fakir, we're just getting warmed up. Don't you want to hear Mytho's theory?
54	--> '''Mytho:''' Magnets.
55	--> '''Kraehe:''' Rhetorical question, darling. No one actually cares what you think. You're not important. After all, I ''am'' holding the essence of your plot relevance right here. Not sure why it [[DullEyesOfUnhappiness took away you're pupils though]].
56	** "Oh come on! His sword just turned into a pair of birds. That doesn't make any [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] sense!"
57	* Fakir's control issues in the early episodes are usually this.
58	--> '''Fakir:''' Where's Mytho? He went out without my authorization and he must be ''recaptured''.
59	--> '''Duck:''' You control freak. He's Rue's boyfriend, not yours.
60	--> '''Fakir:''' ''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Rue kidnapped Mytho!?]]''
61	--> '''Duck:''' I didn't--
62	--> '''Fakir:''' I WILL HUNT HER DOWN!
63	** Coupled with Mytho's insanity, it becomes absolutely priceless.
64	--> '''Fakir:''' What's with the look?
65	--> '''Mytho:''' What look?
66	--> '''Fakir:''' ''That'' look, just now. What were you thinking?
67	--> '''Mytho:''' There are forces out there. They're calling for me. They want me for their ''evil'' purposes. They're in our government, in our schools, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking in our tap water]]. ''Everywhere''. Watching. Always watching...
68	--> '''Fakir:''' I will watch you if I feel like watching you. I mean look at you --[[HoYay no not like that]]-- every second I don't watch you, you get into trouble. Jumping out of windows, [[GoingCommando not wearing pants]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking rescuing BIRDS from the dangers of FLYING]]. They're ''BIRDS'', Mytho!
69	--> '''Mytho:''' When possums are frightened, they become overexcited and pass out.
70	--> {{Beat}}.
71	--> '''Fakir:''' Good.
72	* Miss Edel's [[CrypticConversation cryptic advice]] and [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} the way Duck understands them]].
73	--> '''Duck:''' So [[OfficialCouple Mytho and Rue are an item]]. And Fakir is Mytho's roommate [[HoYay so hopefully they aren't an item]]. And Rue doesn't like Fakir, so they ''definitely'' aren't an item. But I just want to be Mytho's squeeze!
74	--> '''Edel:''' A mighty wind fans flame and makes treetops sway. But flames burn trees to the ground.
75	--> '''Duck:''' Ah! An extended metaphor! So Mytho fans Fakir and makes Rue sway, but Fakir secretly wants to burn Rue alive!
76	--> '''Edel:''' [[WebVideo/DoctorHorriblesSingAlongBlog It's not a perfect metaphor]].
77	* Edel will be the first to let you know that she can be your "love puppet".
78	** Edel is a whore. [[WildMassGuessing Possibly]] inspired by her [[AdaptationDecay change]] [[FemmeFatale in]] [[CharacterDerailment character]] in the manga. [[RunningGag Frequently brought up]] by herself and the other characters:
79	*** "See you later, handsome. Remember: cash only."
80	*** Oh what ''now''-- oh, it's just a hooker.
81	*** In the MusicalEpisode: "I am a robot, / I don't have feelings. / And I am kind of a whore" [[FunWithSubtitles (Um... yeah...)]]
82	** [[DrivenToSuicide And then she kills herself]] when Drosselmeyer takes away her sex drive.
83	* Episode 18 begins with Fakir [[DreamingOfThingsToCome dreaming of fighting and slaying]] a [[FunWithSubtitles sexy]] knight on horseback. In GratuitousFrench. Fakir awakens with the most appropriate response: "What... the ''fuck''?"
84	* The BrickJoke in Episode 21 and 24.
85	--> '''Rue:''' OH MY FUCKING GOD, MYTHO! [[BodyHorror Something's wrong with your arm]]!
86	--> '''Mytho:''' Are you implying my hand is ''not'' good looking? [[StayInTheKitchen Make me a sandwich, woman]]!
87
88	--> ''Three episodes later...''
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90	--> '''Rue:''' Prince, are you hungry?
91	--> '''Mytho:''' Yes, I am hungry. begins to eat a rat
92	--> '''Rue:''' I made you a [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] SANDWICH!
93	* Also episode 24.
94	---> '''Mytho:''' (over the entire TearJerker Rue/Mytho dance) That went well.
95	** And, "She just broke the musical!" "Goddamn PowerOfLove!"
96	* Episode 25 while Drosselmeyer's is forcing Fakir to write.
97	--> '''Drosselmeyer''': That was the lake called Despair. It was dark and deep, just like Duck's eyes.
98	--> '''Fakir''': That's a terrible line.
99	--> Later at the Lake of Despair.
100	--> '''Fakir''': Wow. It does look like Duck's eyes.
101	* Also in episode 25.
102	--> '''Fakir''': I am your great-great-great-great grandson, and you tried to kill me!
103	--> '''Drosselmeyer''': Oh, I am so much greater than that.
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