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1	* Cole being quite happy to have been awoken in the middle of the night by [[MsFanservice Ada]] when she comes to get them off the island.
2	* When the trio find... "[[UsefulNotes/NikolaTesla Nikolaj Taslow's]]" workshop Stina pulls the lever of one of the machines, starting it up. [[TheSmartOne Bela]] fearfully says she probably should turn it off, only for Nikolaj himself to appear and say: ''"But why? Don't You enjoy coffee?"'' before walking up to and taking out the beverage prepared by the machine, cup and all.
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4	* StopPokingMe: In classic RTS fashion there are quite a few good ones to be had from this.
5	** Cole has a number of funny ones, but one that takes the cake is this one:
6	---> "Click me again and you'll sniff my shotgun!"
7	** Ada initially mistaking the clicking for Cole, and then being disappointed when she realizes it's not.
8	** Bela getting mathematical about the game before then stopping to ask if we, the player, are still paying attention.
9	** A Dustrider warrior lamenting that there aren't many men in a [[LadyLand Amazon society]] to get a decent game of poker going, before conceding that there are at least some "[[AmazonChaser advantages]]" to the situation.
10	** The (Female) Dustrider Spearman confidently listing the reasons why women make better warriors then men, then getting outraged after being told they don't get any pregnancy leave.
11	** The Raptor Handler declaring that the Raptor is ''"Man's best friend"'' even as he admits it does try to bite his hand off a few times. ''"But other then that he's well behaved."''
12	** The Catamaran captain saying they're taking on water and need to throw something overboard to lighten the load. The crew's solution?
13	---> '''Captain''': ''[[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor Wait, no not meeeeeeeeeeeee.... (Splash)]]''

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