Line #3 Funny/OnceUponATimeInWonderland


1	[[AC:Episode 1 - Down the Rabbit Hole]]
2	* This exchange:
3	--> '''The White Rabbit:''' You're late. What a surprise!\
4	'''Alice:''' To you ''everybody's'' late.\
5	'''The White Rabbit:''' True, I do have high standards.
6	* The doctor's reaction when Alice escapes...with an anthropomorphic talking rabbit.
7	-->'''Alice:''' Seeing things, doctor? [[DeadpanSnarker I hear there's a treatment for that]].
8	* For all the NightmareFuel that the scene is, The Cheshire Cat gets one when Alice asks if he would really eat a friend.
9	-->'''Cheshire Cat:''' Not without pepper!
10	* The Knave of Hearts is good for these, such as when sinking in the Mallow Marsh.
11	-->'''Knave:''' I'm gonna die like a bloody Smore!
12	** He then has to explain what a Smore is to Alice.
13
14	[[AC:Episode 2 - Trust Me]]
15
16	* A man being interrogated by Jafar asks to take his kettle off the stove. Jafar allows him to, saying:
17	-->'''Jafar:''' I wouldn't want you to overcook water.
18	* After learning Alice received a change of clothes from a clotheshorse Knave starts to consider the possibilities.
19	--> '''Will:''' I don't suppose a coffee-horse will come by?
20
21	[[AC:Episode 3 - Forget Me Not]]
22
23	* Jafar and the Red Queen eat dinner together right in front of a food-deprived Cyrus, [[ForTheEvulz just for the heck of it.]]
24	* The Red Queen suggests [[Film/ReturnOfTheJedi a Sarlaac]] as a monster to send after Alice.
25
26	[[AC:Episode 4 - The Serpent]]
27
28	* Alice struggles to get through a crowd:
29	-->'''Alice:''' Excuse me...pardon me...''(deadpan) "I have a blade."
30	** And the crowd parts instantly.
31
32	[[AC:Episode 5 - Heart of Stone]]
33	* Alice asks the Red Queen if she's tricking her into falling down the chasm. The response?
34	-->'''Red Queen:''' [[IfIWantedYouDead If I wanted you to fall, I'd PUSH you.]]
35
36	[[AC:Episode 6 - Who's Alice?]]
37	* After being TakenForGranite, the Knave tells an old man he's been "stoned." The man's response? "Well, it sounds like you've been messing with the wrong stuff, lad."
38	** Once he explains that he meant ''turned to'' stone, the old man nods understandingly and lets him have the whole water bottle.
39	* Alice passes by several ominous warning signs as she enters the Black Forest. "Seems an awful waste of wood when one sign would do."
40	** "...Is it ''really'' that bad?"
41	* The Knave's reaction to the scent-releasing flowers in the Burrow Grove:
42	-->'''Knave:''' What the hell? It's a bloody perfume bottle!
43	** Also, his [[FreakOut reaction to finding out what's happening to the Carpenter.]]
44	* The thugs who attacked Alice try claim to the Knave that she attacked them while they were sleeping for no reason. He clearly doesn't buy it for a second.
45	* When the Knave enters the Borogrove and sees Alice again:
46	-->'''Knave:''' Right, don't worry about the man with the saw and scary grin.
47	-->'''Alice:''' Exactly! :D
48
49	[[AC:Episode 8 - Home]]
50	* Alice not getting the expression "call of nature."
51	-->'''Knave:''' Sorry. Nature was calling.\
52	'''Alice:''' Really? What did it say?\
53	'''Knave:''' ([[{{Beat}} pause]], stares at Alice) Nothing you want to hear. Trust me.
54	* Alice and the Knave's reactions to Rabbit's statement
55	-->'''Rabbit:''' When you truly love someone, you'll do anything to save them.\
56	'''Alice:''' I understand.\
57	''Beat''\
58	''Alice hits Knave'' '''Knave:''' And me. I apparently also understand.
59	* The Red Queen reveals that she knows Tweedledee is working for Jafar by [[spoiler: emptying out her castle, leaving nothing but a fancy box with Jafar's name on it. He angrily opens it up, revealing the treacherous Tweedle's head. Still alive, since this is Wonderland we're talking about.]]
60	-->'''Tweedledee''': [[CaptainObvious I think she's on to us.]]
61	* Despite the dramatic and somewhat heart wrenching implications, [[spoiler: the results of Will's wish]] are kind of funny for a select portion of the audience. [[spoiler: He used his wish to end suffering, and became a powerful magical being. He's [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Madoka]]!]]
62	** [[spoiler: Not to mention he ends the scene -and episode- with his classic "Bloody Hell!"]]
63
64	[[AC:Episode 9 - Nothing to Fear]]
65	* Cyrus dramatically announces that he'll pay a ransom for the Red Queen, then has to admit that they are both broke and it was a purely symbolic statement.
66	** He and Alice pull out swords to save her by force. GilliganCut to them tied up beside her.
67	* Most of the scenes with [[spoiler: Will as a genie.]]
68
69	[[AC:Episode 10 - Dirty Little Secrets]]
70	* Cyrus demonstrating that he's got a little DeadpanSnarker in him as he explains the function of the compass he's betting to his poker partner:
71	-->'''Cyrus:''' It will point to anything you've lost in your life and wish to find again. {{beat}} In your case, it might be some soap.
72
73	[[AC:Episode 11 - Heart of the Matter]]
74	* Every single second that Alice and Cyrus spend in Will's apartment in Storybrooke. Special mention goes to Cyrus's fixation with the light switches.
75	* Much of the way that young-Anastasia acts in the earlier flashback, such as her first meeting with the Tweedles and the face she makes when [[spoiler: Cora]] asks to talk to her.
76
77	[[AC:Episode 13 - And They Lived]]
78	* While Cyrus and Alice's wedding is a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment\|s}} in general, there is something hilarious about the way no one in Alice's world even bats an eye at the fact that a talking rabbit is the minister.

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