Line #129 Funny/NewLegacyInc


1	For a group of hilarious guys playing ProfessionalWrestling games, they have had a lot of SugarWiki/FunnyMoments.
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5	[[folder:Wrestling game streams]]
6	[[AC:The Smackdown Vs Raw/Smackdown/WWE series...]]
7	* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neA0b17Q89Y this]] video, in a match between Rhyno and an Amazing Red CAW on Here Comes the Pain, the [=PS2=] suddenly shuts off.
8	** One of the nL crew members compared it to the Halloween Havoc incident from over a decade ago, hence the name.
9	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mCmsaIUtQ8 "I'm alive--oh FUCK!" "FUCK YOU NO YOU'RE NOT!"]]
10	* Before there were 2K14 PPVs or Universe Mode, there was SVR06 GM Mode, AKA SlipDown vs. Raw is Johnny. Eugene was randomly awarded the WWE Championship, before dropping the title to Steve Austin in a hard-fought Iron Man match.
11	** Later, when the series was revived for one night only, Slip made the unfortunate choice to book Christian and Ric Flair in a submission match. For over forty minutes, the two men brawled, including Christian hitting over a dozen Unprettiers, and each getting busted open, but [[AIIsACrapshoot failing to attempt any submission moves]]. The "highlight" came when Ric Flair earned a finisher, but instead of going for a Figure Four, [[https://youtu.be/l9-9k4c4-SA?t=5825 elected to do a Shooting Star Press.]]
12	* On the release day of ''WWE 2K14'', they decided to give '13 a sendoff by having Johnny stream a Royal Rumble simulation as he stepped out to get a copy of the new game at midnight while the others commentate. During the run, his cat stepped on the Pause button, leaving the stream showing the pause menu for more than 30 minutes as the rest of the crew talk about whatever came to mind waiting for Johnny to get back home.
13	* The almost-entirety of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7GK3XwYOaw this SummerSlam 2013 simulation in WWE '13.]]
14	** [[Wrestling/PaulBearer "KANE, STOP RUINING THE PAY-PER-VIEW!"]] [[{{Wrestling/Kane}} "I'm making it better!!"]]
15	* The entire [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ_AN7dc3qQ Royal Rumble 2013 simulation]].
16	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aDgrIfXDCM The simulation of the 2014 event, from the hilarious intro song to the accurate prediction of the Rumble match's winner]].
17	* The guys look into the future and show us [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnO9xP5iXYI Wrestlemania XXX]] with crazy results.
18	** And now [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Fwl8BnA5Ao Extreme Rules]] has been given the same treatment.
19	*** They've continued on past [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4s3aFtkiTg Money in the Bank]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IelH_Lbo_A Battleground]], with Battleground having quite a few CMOFs, including Dino's K. Malik Shabazz Austin claiming ownership of the company for the Snaketion of Domination, the redubbing/creation of the Inter-John-tinental Championship and its stipulation that the holder's first name must become John (thus leading to new/inaugural champion John Big John Studd), and finally, the unification match for the WWE Million Dollar Chris Hero Batista Memorial Mexican Iraqi Championship.
20	* In August 2014 during their Fighting Back Cancer Society charity stream, the guys play EWR for #TNAid. Who are they joined by? Vince Russo.
21	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORblGoW-bOs The Great Khali, Big Show and Seth Rollins continuously destroying the laws of physics in the Hell in a Cell in WWE 2K15.]]
22	* The WWE 2K15 Universe Mode in an entirety, especially when Raw has the two [[Wrestling/HulkHogan Hulk Hogans]] feuding with each other and Corey Graves as Smackdown's World Heavyweight Champion.
23	** On the week of a PPV, Smackdown's tag team championships were suddenly vacated and removed from the titles on Smackdown, much to the surprise of Johnny. The assumption is that the champions lost their belts.
24	*** It has happened on TWO SEPARATE OCCASIONS so far.
25	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHIHeweJJPI Htial singing the Smackdown theme.]] The keyword is "singing".
26	** Soon enough, Slip, who had little involvement in the Universe streams (besides being the social media ambassador), created an NXT brand that goes on the same continuity as the rest of the brands. It consists of [=CAWs=] of NXT rookies and wrestlers not in WWE, while being given weird new names. And then there's CM Punk and Mr. America.
27	*** And in the announcement of this roster, they introduced Gunner and Bram as Bram and Gunner, respectively. [[HilarityEnsues Hilarity ensued]] when it came apparent that NO-ONE noticed the switch!
28	** "'''IT'S THE BIG DOG VERSUS THE BIG DOG!'''"
29	*** "'''...AND THE BIG DOG WINS!'''"
30	** The Season 3 Premiere of RAW featured an elimination tag match between the [[Wrestling/KofiKingston New West]] [[Wrestling/MarkHenry Ofrica]] and titleholders [[Wrestling/MikeyWhipwreck I Don't]] [[Characters/WWENewGeneration Fuckin Know]] (Whipwreck and Savio Vega). The finish of the match had Kofi hit a dropkick on Whipwreck and then do nothing, giving [[https://youtu.be/p4jSvuWVbK0?t=53m5s Mikey enough time to hit the]] [[FinishingMove Whippersnapper]] and pick up the win.
31	* During the 2019 Rumblethon, Edge enters during the Here Comes The Pain Rumble, then [[https://clips.twitch.tv/SpotlessBloodyCarrotKippa this happens]].
32	** From the same stream, we get [[https://clips.twitch.tv/StrongBlazingPeppermintRitzMitz two]] [[https://clips.twitch.tv/SpicySmallPrariedogWutFace examples of just how bad WWE 2k18 on the Switch is]].
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34	[[AC:Other WWE games]]
35	* Chris Nowinski from the Raw 2 streams is pretty hilarious, and he has pretty much become an AscendedMeme among the nL members.
36	* In a stream of the ''[=WrestleMania=] XIX'' Gamecube game, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssWmKE5zIUU Kane and Rikishi trash a mall, apparently because they weren't in a Royal Rumble played on the game.]] Talk about [[TrashTheSet trashing the set...]]
37	* Johnny simulates the results of the real 2016 WWE No Mercy show in the classic ''VideoGame/WWFNoMercy'' game. [[https://youtu.be/4Dx3O6hSjAc?t=10m13s Jericho compliments Carmella's finisher]], the Code of Silence... and after a brief discussion, the unexpected happens in the game.
38	* At the beginning of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbt1ifs4tBM&ab_channel=newLEGACYinc this video]], Duel immediately sets the mood by [[{{Main/Gasshole}} accidentally belching]] into his microphone [[IsThisThingStillOn (he thought he was muted)]].
39	-->'''Johnny:''' What the fuck?!
40	-->'''Duel:''' Excuse me.
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42	[[AC:Other wrestling games]]
43	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzOfGogUykw Any intro that starts with La Parka dancing is the best into..]]
44	* Johnny's career mode as Slip in Wrestling Revolution. The entire saga is amazing, but special mentions go to the rise and fall of Slip's run with Stevie Richards in the bWo; Slip getting drunk before a memorial show; toiling under AAA owner Eric Bischoff's ridiculous creative control; the ending to the career; and any match involving a motorcycle.
45	** The end of his career, by the way? [[https://youtu.be/xgSqrrJWkl4?t=11540 After taking a nasty fall in a match]], [[spoiler: Slip [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgSqrrJWkl4&feature=youtu.be&t=3h13m37s DIES.]]]] And after that happens, [[RefugeInAudacity Crimson becomes a face.]]
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47	[[AC:Storytime]]
48	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn4U6YwkNe4 The SvR 2010 story POOPYDAY.]] Just... just Poopyday.
49	** "Meanwhile, on Helen Keller Wrestling..."
50	** "So a British guy, a Russian guy, and a clown walk into a bar..."
51	* ALL of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQq7Eqzp56A Stupid Officer]], from the inclusion of [[HumanoidAbomination Officer Nasty]], to the unusual dialogue that sounded like the story was made by a gangster on drugs.
52	* Wrestling/ZackRyder [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m45_zt-FTA bangs]] Wrestling/AJLee....
53	Wrestling/BrockLesnar: "'''YOU FK MY DAUGHTER??'''"
54	** Combined with the fact that "AJ Lee" is portrayed by Wrestling/BethPhoenix (although probably because AJ is DLC), it somehow fits that Lesnar would be her father in the story.
55	*** "Well... here comes the dad!" [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Zack Ryder's ass has never been more appropriate;]] are you serious?"
56	* Another story called [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDCFsmzH82I Damien Wost Gay Day]] likely has something of a similar effect, as the role of Damien Sandow, as it's presumed by the title and some of the scenes, is portrayed by [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]].
57	** The scene where Johnny is blessed with foresight:
58	-->'''Johnny, as Wrestling/VinceMcMahon''': "YOU GOTTA SUCK MY DICK, DAMMIT!"
59	-->'''Wrestling/VinceMcMahon, in game''': YA SUCK IT
60	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIOrMtQM834 Chocolate Drop]]. Amusing on its own, but the nL gang's reaction really pushes it over the top.
61	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ujHctO0wZ4 One Night in Phoenix]]:
62	** Johnny's reaction to Mark Henry's entrance. (This story was played just a few minutes after "Stone Cold Acpoclyps" [sic], in which Johnny struggled through a glitchy tables match as Mark Henry.)
63	** "Beth Phoenix wasn't in that era!" "[[CallBack She was only a twinkle in Brock Lesnar's eye]]."
64	** After announcing that he's cheated on Beth Phoenix with several different women, we get this immortal line:
65	--> '''X-Pac''': Women are complicated.
66	** This exchange between Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler before Beth Phoenix vs. [[spoiler: Kharma]]:
67	--> '''Cole''': Beth is eager to find out who the home wrecker is and deal out some punishment.\
68	'''Lawler''': I can't wait to see who it is, I love a good catfight!\
69	'''Cole''': Is that why you and Miss Kitty divorced?\
70	'''Lawler''': I only hit her when she deserved it Cole, you idiot.
71	[[/folder]]
72
73	[[folder:Other streams]]
74	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPVb3hnLM84 This stream of Grand Theft Auto 4 has its fair share of funny moments.]]
75	** In one part, when Jericho tries to take his turn driving the rest of the nL group around town, they are immediately rammed by a firetruck. Oh yeah, and the car is rendered useless due to the fact that it got stuck upside-down.
76	---> "I know--[[TemptingFate I know where I'm goin'.]]"\
77	''(cue firetruck)''\
78	"'''OHHHH GOD NOOOOOOO!'''"
79	* In another GTA 4 stream, Jericho gets flung out a windshield during a car crash... while the Mexicools theme played.
80	** Video [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5aDsgL8Pvo&list=UU5iCLgl2ccta5MqTf2VU8bQ&index=9&feature=plcp here.]]
81	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_7TFIsKiuA Johnny: "SECURITY! There's a man jerking off!"]]
82	** "It's [[PaulReubens Pee-Wee Herman!]]" "I'm not sorry!"
83	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiNmeb9fSYY This death race to the mountains in the fifth installment of Grand Theft Auto]] could be considered both this AND a Crowning Moment of Awesome.
84	** "'''''WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN!'''''"
85	** "Dino just passed me." [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch "Payback's a ''BITCH!''"]]
86	* [[GratuitousGerman So]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h06HXxEGXNA what's "die?"]]
87	* In a recent stream of NHL 13 Twitch Fucked up so everyone thought it was a GTA V stream, Slip, who was the one streaming, got tired of people asking him about the stream, so he pulled a CM Punk and stopped the stream all together.
88	* Chikara's Jervis Cottonbelly's occasional appearances on recent streams, especially on December 4th, 2015, when he was joined by Wrestling/{{The Estonian Thunderfrog}}.
89	* GTA 5 has given nL great opportunities for hilarity, especially from [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmqSlBrpWU4 a recent stream]]:
90	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKkQlKH0sCo "Does this open? AAHH, FUCK!"]]
91	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNmzZhcpHv8 Htial's perfect plan.]]
92	*** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JizkYpsXmiY And then it gets doubled.]]
93	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBGXtAdLjf0 Jim Ross does ASM(J)R.]]
94	* Their stream of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFLiDmnfXpU&t=1316s Monster Seeking Monster]]. Come for the boys thinking of the worst pickup lines, stay for them acting like catty divas, Duel suddenly becoming [[TheCasanova really suave]] and his fairytale romance with Slip ([[spoiler:[[MagnificentBastard which was just a collusion to get them both to win the game]]]]).
95	* Fibbage ([[https://youtu.be/PkCVd1H1Jco Part 1]] \| Part 2)
96	** Who a Nebraska senator sued in a frivolous lawsuit to make a point.
97	--->'''Johnny:''' He sued God? "He ''mawks Gawd!''"
98	** A drug cartel leader's EmbarrassingNickname.
99	--->'''Johnny:''' Oh, "La Drugs"! Of course! [[MyGodYouAreSerious ...Wait, one of these is the right answer?!]]\
100	'''Jericho:''' My favorite one is still "La Lalalalala"!
101	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NedrAnloo_w Survive the Internet + Fibbage 3]]:
102	** The "biscuits and gravy" mashups that get played in between the games, particularly the Wrestling/ShinsukeNakamura edition, left Johnny in stitches.
103	** This bit as they start ''Survive The Internet'':
104	--->'''Jawnny:''' That's what I always do. I always take my friends out of context. That's how we know that Slip is a swinger!\
105	'''Jericho:''' And I'm a racist!\
106	'''Jawnny:''' Well, that's ''in'' context. ''(laughs)''\
107	'''Jericho:''' ''Every single thing'' I say is out of context!\
108	'''Jawnny:''' Yeah, but every single thing you say is ''racist. (more laughing)''
109	** "What did the proctologist say to Htial?" [[spoiler:That's a lot of shit]]
110	** "I just hired Slip to help run an orphanage. How do you feel about this decision?" [[spoiler:Slip is a no good, two timing whore, and you really could have done better]]
111	** The boys suddenly hearing beeping coming from Sprite's microphone, which leads to Slip showing his dark side:
112	--->'''Johnny:''' Are they backing something into your house?\
113	'''Sprite:''' Yeah, they are.\
114	'''Johnny:''' What is it?\
115	''{{Beat}}''\
116	'''Slip:''' ...Is it YourMom?\
117	''[Immediately, [[{{Corpsing}} the entire collective proceeds to break down]].]''\
118	'''Johnny:''' Slip! ''Slip,'' what the ''fuck--!'' ... Apo...Apologise to Sprite!\
119	'''Slip:''' I won't win the fucking burn-- burn-your-friends video game, but I'll win the fucking conversation!
120	** Denver police use the [[spoiler:Nasal Ranger]] to detect illegal levels of marijuana smoke. Duel exclaims that he was gonna pick that, only for Johnny to point out that [[FailedASpotCheck yes, Duel did pick that!]]
121	--->'''Johnny:''' Duel should get points taken away, for not fucking knowing what he picked!
122	* The Boys are collectively made an honorary member of the Dark Order during the 2020 Fighting Back stream, to the exasperation of Uno and Brodie, who clearly weren't expecting them to hit the donation goal. For added funny, Xavier Woods and Dakota Kai are in the call, and everyone wonders if they're allowed to join due to contract reasons.
123	[[/folder]]
124
125	[[folder:UMAD]]
126	[[AC:[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryLRYNEuEk0 Episode 1]]]]
127	* "'''PEPSI!!'''" ...Note that the reaction was from after seeing a can of Pepsi on the top of the Hell in a Cell-esque building in the match.
128	** "Wrestling/CMPunk! CM Punk!"
129	* In the match in the video, just when you think things couldn't get any more weird, the Sandman figure (the ECW original, if you thought it was the other Sandman from ComicBook/SpiderMan) spazzes out after taking a chair shot to the back.
130	* After [[spoiler:[[Wrestling/JimFullington The Sandman]]]] wins the match, there is a brief shot of what seems to be Wrestling/TheUndertaker and [[Wrestling/TheDudleyBoys D-Von Dudley]] lifting a referee with a blue glove.
131	[[AC:[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPZwK8oF5HE Episode 2]]]]
132	* The [=CAWs=] that are involved in the match ([[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason Voorhees]], ComicBook/SpiderMan, ComicBook/{{Superman}} and [[Franchise/{{Rocky}} Rocky Balboa]]) seem to be very basic and terrible.
133	* Plus, the PSP that the game is being played on falls over halfway through the video.
134	[[AC:[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asxlGJSx00M Episode 4]]]]
135	* nL's reaction to One Handed Wrestling/JohnCena. (The John Cena figure had only one hand.)
136	** "Maybe he should get in touch with Wrestling/MaeyOUNG and Wrestling/MarkHenry, [[MythologyGag get a new hand...]]"
137	* FU INTO SPACE!
138	* Did I forget to mention that the ring is the Elimination Chamber floor?
139	* The random run-ins by Wrestling/{{Goldberg}} and Chris Harris aka Braden Walker.
140	** Not to mention that Goldberg hides ''under the flooring'' when Harris/Walker arrives.
141	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT97GJZmKZI UWAAH Episode 2.]]
142	** [[CaptainObvious "You are fat."]]
143	[[AC:[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9SDH7xLODQ Episode 26]]]]
144	* The Socially Awkward Package, which is the nickname for the worst small package seen early in the video.
145	* One of the guys wrestling in the match shows a small scrape on his arm to the camera for no reason.
146	** "We now interrupt the match to show you this scar."
147	* Halfway through the match, seconds before the moment where that one guy shows off a scar on his arm, the same guy oversells getting shoved towards a pile of small boxes, to the point where he nearly does a headstand. He almost made Wrestling/DolphZiggler's selling look like John Cena's selling!
148	[[AC:[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH2QYgrhkmM Episode 28]]]]
149	* John Cena can defy gravity and float up to your face in this.
150	* In the match between John Cena and his opponent Undertaker, after an Attitude Adjustment and a ''leap off the titantron'', John Cena manages to ''lift the'' '''''ENTIRE''''' ''ring'' just to grab a ladder.
151	* After a ladder bump, out from off-screen comes another John Cena. Soon after the two Cenas begin fighting, hell breaks loose when dozens of figures begin raining from the sky, and flying everywhere, even ''towards THE CAMERA!'' MindScrew? Yes. Best UMAD ever? Maybe.
152	[[AC:[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWkfjrTO1og Episode 32]]]]
153	* The nL group comparing The Jungle with [[Wrestling/BryanDanielson Daniel Bryan]], due to the presumed similarity in design, and the fact that he was called a technician.
154	* The Jungle later gets replaced with a rip-off of [[Wrestling/CharlesWright Papa Shango]].
155	* Johnny's [[ClusterFBomb reaction]] to David S., who is apparently a nudist.
156	---> '''Johnny:''' "Is that a man? You have a vagina!"
157	* Not to mention that David S., at one point, leaps up and rubs his groin in Grant Truth's (his opponent) face, before dropping down. The nL group burst into laughter.
158	---> '''Johnny:''' "He is going to kill himself!"
159	** David also gets sent flying onto Grant on the outside when the referee tries to leave.
160	[[AC:CHW Special]][[labelnote:Note]]No links provided upon the request of the group themselves[[/labelnote]]
161
162	Years after the last UMAD, the group decided to have a one-off special looking at the backyard wrestling promotion CHW.
163	* The group introduces CHW:
164	-->'''Johnny''': We've been watching CHW for, uh, how long?"\
165	'''Duel''': Ten years.\
166	'''Htial''': Two years?\
167	'''[[{{Troll}} Duel]]''': Five years.\
168	'''Johnny''': One of those is right.
169	** And then they dive into the roster:
170	*** [[HollywoodAtheist Agent X]] (who wears a mask due to being burned by a sheet of paper):
171	--->'''Johnny''': First up is Agent X, who is Jericho's favourite-\
172	'''Jericho''': No, it's fucking not!\
173	'''Johnny''': You liar, you love him!
174	*** [[FrenchJerk David Storm]] gets mocked for his description, for both his Accomplishments section reading "Accomplishments: None" and his bio stating that he has "a wide array of moves such as the Scissor Kick":
175	--->'''Duel''': That wide array of ''one'' move.
176	*** [[CreatorsPet Miniak]], who Johnny apparently crushed on, and according to Jericho "makes a ''mean'' eggplant patty".
177	*** [[TheStoner Ric "The Mic" Roberts]], who's "a big mumbly bastard".
178	*** [[EnsembleDarkhorse Robb Banks]], a kleptomaniac who is a bunch of different wrestlers in costume and the sole reason why nL stuck around with watching CHW in the first place.
179	*** [[WrittenByCastMember Swede Savard]] ([[PretentiousPronunciation pronounced "suede"]]), the Pride of (formerly) Pittsburgh.
180	--->'''[[UsefulNotes/{{Philadelphia}} Johnny]]''': ''"[[FakeAmerican Born: Pittsburgh]]"?'' Get the fuck outta here!
181	*** [[TheScrappy Xristo Diavlo]]:
182	--->'''Jericho''': [[SarcasmMode Oh, he's pure fucking metal!]]\
183	'''Johnny''': The ''worst'' of the worst.\
184	'''Jericho''': Dude, he was the wrestler of the year!\
185	'''Johnny''': He is "Tryhard: the Wrestler", fucking hate him.
186	*** Matty Boyle, the toughest guy on the roster and backed up by legitimate MMA experience, is another favourite:
187	--->'''Johnny''': Imagine if Wrestling/BrockLesnar was the GM of RAW or something, this is him. He just, people get in his face and he goes and beats them up. It's ''amazing''.
188	*** In the Alumni section, we have Devastator, who was fired for showing Innovator his porn collection.
189	* Their impersonations of the announcer's very unique voice. Johnny's is so good that it legitimately fools Jericho.
190	** "Thank you for watching!" "No problem!"
191	* Nikky Chance vs. Scythe:
192	** This match is given a bit of backstory by Jericho:
193	-->'''Jericho''': Nikky Chance, what he does at home is that he sits around and he glues cards to shirts. And Scythe, Scythe's gimmick is fire but he loses every fire match he's in, he's like Kane. Nikky Chance was just walking down the back alley, and all of a sudden he saw all of his really shitty custom shirts ''on fire'', on a table, in the middle of the alley! And he was like, [[BigNO "Noooo!"]]. And now he want's Scythe's Interstate Title, [[ExcusePlot who of course beat Nikky Chance for that belt.]] Now Duel, how do you win a Flaming Tables match?\
194	'''Duel''': I believe you have to keep your opponent down for a 10-count.\
195	'''Jericho''': Now, Htial, explain a Canadian [[{{Spoonerism}} Flamles Tables]] match?\
196	'''Johnny''': Flamles Tables, Htial!\
197	'''Jericho''': Yes, come on, Htial!\
198	'''Htial''': You have to keep them down for a 10-count, and then pin them for a 3-count[[labelnote:Note]]This is, in reverse, a Texas Deathmatch[[/labelnote]].
199	** "What's Scythe's finisher?" [[{{Jobber}} "Losing"]].
200	** Nikky yelling "CHOO CHOO" before ramming the table into Scythe.
201	*** After this, [[EpicFail he completely messes up setting the table]].
202	** One of the neighbours, a child, watches the match and actually yells at them in fear to stop.
203	-->'''Jericho''': (''falsetto'') "I'm a Scythe Freak!"
204	** The awkward sign fight.
205	** "Use the lawnmower!"
206	** Both wrestlers use a spray bottle full of gasoline on the tables to have them burn. A really small spray bottle. All the fires are extinguished ''seconds'' after they're ignited until Nikky Chance just pours it all over.
207	** Nikky gets sent through the table ass-first, so his ass ends up being on fire. The kicker is that he ''doesn't notice it''.
208	** Scythe squats next to the table and near Nikky, which is seen as a taunt by the nL collective
209	-->'''Johnny''': "Look at my ''not''-burning ass!"
210	* Phil Knoxx vs. Chris Vega:
211	** Despite the two of them being tag team champions, they end up working really stiff with each other.
212	** The fact that the two of them have monologues while they wrestle.
213	** Chris Vega smacking his head into a chair while giving Phil Knoxx a stunner.
214	-->'''Johnny''': The only way to stop him is to hurt myself.
215	** After the match, Phil Knoxx grabs both titles and gives one back to Chris. This would be touching if not for the fact that Knoxx dangles the title over Vega in an almost mocking fashion.
216	** "Did he just high five his fist bump?"
217	* Miniak vs. David Storm:
218	** The group cracking jokes over Johnny's former crush on Miniak.
219	** Jericho initially puts CHW's flag match concept over, stating that it's the only one to make any real sense (you win by being the first to raise your flag on a pole). Instead, the flag match fought between Storm and Miniak ends up being a glorified ladder match, to the dismay of Jericho.
220	*** Johnny points out that you don't even need a ladder to win, you can just reach up and pull your flag down. This, of course, is completely ignored by both wrestlers.
221	--->JUST TURN AROUND
222	** This exchange:
223	-->'''Miniak''': That hurt!\
224	'''Duel''': [[NoSympathy Shut up]]. It's backyard wrestling, not backyard ballet.
225	** The group railing on [[FrenchJerk David Storm]] for the entirety of the match, and not without reason:
226	*** ''His own bio'' states "Achievements: None"
227	*** Midway through the match, Storm remembers that Miniak has hurt her ribs. Right after this, he attacks her thigh.
228	*** While Miniak is down, Storm tries to win the match, but he almost pulls down the wrong flag.
229	*** Yelling [[ForeignWrestlingHeel "Take that, U.S.A.!"]] to ([[FakeAmerican the Quebecois]]) Miniak, prompting the ire of Johnny and Jericho.
230	* Ric Roberts vs. Agent X:
231	** Their reaction to Agent X during his promo:
232	-->'''Johnny''': "Mmmm'iniak."
233	** Not even a minute into the match, and Agent X's mask begins to fall apart.
234	** Ric Roberts making some questionable comments to Agent X:
235	*** "I wouldn't want to be his woman" right after getting choked by Agent X.
236	*** While Ric puts Agent X into a hold, his comment of "fuck you ref" is misheard by the group as "fuck your ass".
237	*** After Agent X's strap falls off, we get this exchange.
238	--->'''Ric''': [''turning to camera''] Shit happens in the backyard, lads.\
239	'''Htial''': No, shit happens in the bathroom. You're doing it wrong.
240	** Agent X yelling "DON'T BE A DICK" to the ref.
241	*** Prompting Johnny to say: "Don't be a dick, ref. Fuck you in the ass!"
242	* Nikky Chance vs. Xristo Diavlo
243	** Their running joke of Nikky Chance [[MythologyGag suing the nL collective]].[[labelnote:Explanation]]Nikky Chance had an angle where he brought a lawyer and sued other wrestlers.[[/labelnote]]
244	** Much like David Storm, Xristo Diavlo prompts the ire of nL for being a tryhard.
245	*** Xristo headbutting a lighttube.
246	*** We get an unwarranted closeup of Xristo's face after the match.
247	** Nikky hits Xristo with a lighttube. ''He can't even break it''.
248	-->'''Nikky''': Let's see if this works, too! [''lightly hits Xristo with lighttube'']\
249	'''Johnny''': That didn't work, stupid ass.
250	* Miniak vs. Phil Knoxx:
251	** Phil Knoxx cuts a promo on Miniak, saying that he's looking forward to their thumbtack match. As he walks off, [[spoiler:he bumps his against the roof with an audible thud]]. The nL collective completely break down into laughter.
252	-->'''Knoxx''': Get ready for some pain. [[spoiler:'''BONK''']]
253	** Later on in the match, Miniak tries to throw Knoxx into a pit of thumbtacks, while Knoxx holds onto the wooden sides. Knoxx, being a big oaf, ends up snapping off one of the wooden planks.
254	** The giant iPhone prop.
255	** The group mocking the cameraman for getting some unfortunate shots of Miniak.
256	** Miniak hits Knoxx with a sign, drops it out of frustration and then walks away. Knoxx turns around, picks the sign straight back up and starts hitting himself in the head with it.
257	* While they don't look at Ric Roberts vs. Xristo Diavlo, they do look at Roberts' pre-match promo, who explains what the both of them will be fighting for in their ladder match. It's a bag of what's supposed to be weed, that instead ends up looking like a bag of string beans.
258	--->'''Duel''': [''imitating Ric's mumbly voice''] It's a good source of iron.
259	[[/folder]]
260
261	[[folder:Other Videos]]
262	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03RKfmq-E3s HaitchTales]].
263	* Johnny (along with Htial) watches [[https://soundcloud.com/newlegacyinc/nl-live-on-discord-wwe-raw-22216-commentary the February 22nd, 2016 edition of RAW,]] and reacts to the return of Shane [=McMahon=] (13:30) and Vince revealing his mystery match. (30:33)
264	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiK4WgaKcEU Twatsterpiece Theatre Episode 1 (the only one)]]: L.T reads off the wiki page for Teryo Law, a CAW that was a try-hard "bumpmeister".[[note]]Basically an early Website/YouTube era scene of video makers based around videos of moves spliced together and ridiculous high spots in the Smackdown games. It largely died off by 2009 but did help inspire the Create a Finisher mode from that year's game.[[/note]] What sells it is the fact that L.T is deadpan for most of the readthrough, obviously hating it.[[note]]If it makes you feel any better, the guy behind the Teryo Law character was about 15 at the time, and his videos were better than his ridiculous acid influenced plotline.[[/note]]

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