Line #0 Funny/MediEvil


1	* Roughly 90% of the first game is this, but it's easily topped off by Zarok's first two attempts to go OneWingedAngel:
2	-->Where is that spell... ah, yes! POOF! Awwwk-bok-bok-bok-bok!... no Not that spell...
3	-->POOF! sheep bleats [[{{Squick}} Ohh! ...Oh, not right now!]]
4	* The cutscene after escaping Peregrine's Castle. Dan's scream is ''priceless''.
5	* Zarok's book includes powerful magical tomes, how to look good in your 400s, and card tricks!
6	* Also, Zarok's reaction after Dan manages to defeat his champion: "...Bugger."
7	* Lots of stuff said by the characters in the Hall Of Heroes too.
8	-->'''Woden The Mighty:''' Fortesque, you jawless arrow-magnet! What are you doing back here?!
9	** The greatest of all though is probably Sturnguard, [[LargeHam a ham to end all hams]].
10	--->'''Karl Sturnguard:''' People say to me ‘Sturnguard, what do you think of that sword or that axe’ but I say to them [[SuddenlyShouting ‘NEIN!’]] (Dan flinches In surprise) ‘Modern warfare is a question of science, the science of shields!’
11	** Followed by him getting so passionate about the subject that he almost slips into {{Angrish}}.
12	--->'''Karl Sturnguard:''' Some say it is better to have a Magic Sword than a Magic Shield, ''[[MotorMouth but I say to you that ZIS IS]]'' '''[[MotorMouth RUBBISH!]]'''
13	* The Dragon's pre-fight BossBanter, where he threatens to burn the flesh from your bones...only to realize that Dan's already a skeleton. Then he threatens to pluck out both his eyes...only to realize he's only got one. Finally, he just settles on saying he's going to beat the crap out of him.
14	* Bloodmonath Skull Cleaver, one of the more AxCrazy residents of the Hall of Heroes. According to a book in the Sleeping Village library, he died after trying to take on an entire fortress single-handedly. His weapon? [[SuicidalOverconfidence The spike on his helmet.]]
15	* The Ghost Pirate Captain's pirate talk at the beginning of the Ghost Ship level.
16	-->'''Captain:''' I want that scurvy dog dangling from yon yardam by his bowelllllls.
17	* The 2019 remake adds some hilarious fluff text to Dan's inventory.
18	-->'''Copper Shield:''' ''Less protective plate, more dinner plate''.
19	-->'''Magic Sword:''' ''Wielded by countless heroes. [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg And you.]]''
20	-->'''Dan's Helmet:''' ''Weak against arrows. And everything else.''
21	* The Chicken Drumstick weapon is hilarious to use. When thrown, it can turn any non-boss enemy into a Roast Chicken (with a goofy ding! sound effect in the original or chicken clucking in the [=PS4=] remaster). Sir Dan can then eat the chicken to recover health despite him not having a jaw, or any digestive organs!
22	* When you finally manage to meet King Peregrine, he starts with an epic speech on how Dan must defeat Zarok, and then looks and...
23	-->'''King:''' My God, Fortesque, what happened to your jaw?\
24	'''Dan:''' (sobbing) It fell off!\
25	'''King:''' Bad luck, old man.
26	* The Playstation 4 remake introduces the Book of Gallowmere, which contains information on every character and enemy in the game. Some of the entries are downright hilarious:
27	-->'''Zombies:''' ''These guys were fashionably undead before it was fashionable to BE undead.''
28	-->'''Boulder Gargoyles:''' ''These guardian gargoyles are not much for conversation. And don't ask to hear their singing voice. Unless you're into rock and roll. Ba-dumm, tiss.''
29	-->'''Bats:''' ''They're vampire bats. Actually they're just bats, but they bite. That's sort of vampirey.''
30	-->'''Pirate Officers:''' ''The Pirate Captain's right hand men. Despite their lack of right hands.''
31	-->'''Flying Eyeballs:''' ''Exactly what use is a flying eyeball without a flying brain? And without a flying mouth, how can it possibly report what it has seen? I suppose that must be why they simply try to incinerate you instead.''
32	* Something else the remake adds are various sidequests where you help lost souls rest. Some of the requests the souls want result in some hilarity.
33	** Hopper the Legless challenges Dan to a race. Once you activate his soul you find out he is an incredibly fat knight who waddles along at a snail's pace, making him extremely easy to beat. After you win the race, he [[GracefulLoser congratulates Dan]] and remarks he beat Hopper's record of ''31 hours and 27 minutes''.

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