Line #335 Funny/LivingBooks


1	[[AC:Just Grandma and Me]]
2	* On Page 1, if you click on the mailbox, it'll open, prompting a cat inside it to close it again.
3	* Page 2:
4	** When Little Critter tries to put up the beach umbrella, only for it to be too windy, he's blown straight up into the air, the lifeguard blows his whistle, and when he falls down, he remarks, "[[{{Understatement}} It's windy today]]".
5	** When you click the umbrella, Little Critter will get caught on it.
6	** If you click on a sea star, it will tap dance.
7	** If you click on the rabbit boy, whose name is revealed to be Bob on the next page, he will say that being blown upwards with the umbrella looks like fun and want Little Critter to do it again, or to do it himself.
8	* On Page 3, one seashell has a phone ringing in it.
9	* On Page 4, a fish will spray water at a Beagle, making the Beagle bark in annoyance.
10	* On Page 5, one rabbit man will spray an entire tube of sunscreen all over another, leaving him CoveredInGunge.
11	* Page 6:
12	** When Little Critter "doesn't have enough air" to blow up the floatie, he will lose his trunks.
13	** One bird man tries to fish, only to catch [[FishingForSole first an entire boat, then a boot]] with a fish inside it, that [[BlowingARaspberry blows a raspberry]] to him.
14	* Page 7:
15	** One raccoon guy gets splashed with water, but he doesn't care. In fact, he ''yawns''.
16	** One boy gets his kite caught on the word "not", and when he tries to pull it unstuck, the word glows and a voice says, "not, not, not".
17	* Page 8:
18	** One fish jumps right ''into'' a pelican's mouth.
19	** A crab can pinch a fish, which doesn't do much more than just annoy the fish.
20	** A fish can bounce off a seagull's head, making the seagull shake its "fist".
21	** One fish kisses someone.
22	* On Page 9, Bob makes another appearance when a frog girl eats his popcorn.
23	* Page 10:
24	** If you click on Grandma's hat, water will fall from it, onto Little Critter, who will be annoyed, but she will just shrug.
25	** One insect is seen carrying a tiny suitcase.
26	** A starfish can yawn when clicked.
27	** If you click on one puddle, a periscope will pop up, look around, and a voice on the other end of it will exclaim, "Hey!".
28	** ''The sun'' complains about how hot it is when it's clicked.
29	* On Page 11, the frog girl returns to make a silly face at a rabbit woman on the bus.
30
31	[[AC:Arthur's Teacher Trouble]]
32	* Page 1:
33	** If you click on a bug, it will crawl across Ratburn but he won't even notice.
34	** When some people sing, a cat joins in.
35	** If you click on the alarm, it rings itself, but that makes it [[CirclingBirdies see stars]].
36	** Clicking on Ratburn's coat makes it change to a leather jacket.
37	** Clicking on the door to the next class results in a boy making a funny face in the window.
38	* On Page 2, when the door to the science lab is clicked, a boy will write, "HELP" on the window as a prank.
39	* On Page 3, a girl gets sprayed with water from the drinking fountain.
40	* Page 4:
41	** Clicking on the cupboard under the sink reveals a pig there.
42	** If you click on one jar, it shouts, while two other jars will do the can-can... while flashing GoofyPrintUnderwear under their labels, no less.
43	* Page 5:
44	** One rolling pin falls off the table screaming.
45	** Clicking on the cookies causes them to [[AnthropomorphicFood sing]].
46	* Page 6:
47	** If you click on the salt shaker, it will dance.
48	** If you click on Arthur, he will [[PowderGag sneeze and end up covered in flour]].
49	* Page 7:
50	** Clicking on D.W. results in her chanting, "I don't have any homework!" in a MockingSingSong voice, only to fall off the bed.
51	** The chimney on the dollhouse toots to the tune of "Shave and a Haircut".
52	* Page 8:
53	** Clicking on the fish makes them jump into the globe's "water".
54	** If you click on the swordfish in the painting, it will puncture the tyre of the motorcycle in the other painting.
55	* On Page 10, the player can click on various parts of the tree to briefly transform the foilage into a different type of bird, some of which are not naturally found up a tree or otherwise not suited to a warm climate. One of them, a parrot, even mimics D.W.! And Arthur interacts with a woodpecker as well.
56	* Page 11:
57	** If you click on the tape dispenser, it will turn into a snail and fall off the desk.
58	** If you click on the flower, it will dance.
59	** The words on the chalkboard will form anagrams when clicked, causing disembodied voices to cheer.
60	** When you click on the dragon in the drawing, it will try to roar, only to make itself cough.
61	* Page 13 has the pictures next to the vocab words, which do things when clicked:
62	** The banana into the trumpet.
63	** The faucet drips onto the turtle, who will get an umbrella out.
64	** The turtle washes itself.
65	** The squirrel tries on the glasses.
66	* Page 14 continues the list:
67	** The astronaut floats upwards, tries to hold onto the "T" in the word "astronaut", but lets go and floats off.
68	** The dinosaur bites the cookie.
69	** The acrobat flies.
70	** The kitten squashes an insect with a giant mallet.
71	** The seagull pops the tyres of the bicycle.
72	* The list continues on Page 15:
73	** Clicking on "PARACHUTE" makes the guy with the parachute fall and land in the cake.
74	** The snake sticks its tongue out at the parachute guy.
75	** The tomato leaks juice.
76	** The butterfly bothers the monkey.
77	** The scissors cut the ropes of the parachute.
78	** The pelican drinks the juice from the pitcher.
79	** The submarine crashes into the tomato.
80	* Page 16
81	** If you click on Arthur's mother, you get this gem...
82	--->'''Mom:''' Arthur, spell "sister."\
83	'''Arthur:''' B-R-A-T, '''brat!'''\
84	'''D.W:''' ''(off-screen)'' [[IResembleThatRemark I AM NOT!]]\
85	'''Mom:''' ''(scoldingly)'' Arthur...\
86	'''Arthur:''' S-I-S-T-E-R. Sister.
87	** When Arthur's mother asks if he's made his "B-E-D", he replies, "Y-E-S, Mom!".
88	* Page 19:
89	** Clicking on Mr. Ratburn's suit jacket makes it turn into a leather jacket, while his pants turn into a kilt.
90	** If you click on the women next to the rabbit guy, he sneezes. If you click on the rat woman, his sneeze will blow her wig off, while if you click on the rabbit woman, it will make her ears knot up.
91	** Clicking on the sleeping man in the audience makes him snore, causing the rabbit woman to slap him with her ear.
92	* Page 21:
93	** Clicking on D.W. makes her fall backwards in her chair.
94	** The rabbits in the audience play with their ears when clicked.
95
96	[[AC:The Tortoise and the Hare]]
97	* Page 1:
98	** Two chimneys can say, "Good morning" to each other. Similarly, a mailbox can snore, prompting a second mailbox to wake it up by spitting a newspaper at it.
99	** Simon, the bird narrator, berates the Hare for not paying attention to where he's going... [[HypocriticalHumor only to absentmindedly step on a weak spot on the roof of the Tortoise's house and fall through it]].
100	--->'''Simon:''' That hare is moving so fast he's not paying attention to where he's ''[absentmindedly steps on weak spot on the roof and falls]'' GOING! ''[crash]''
101	* On Page 2, a squirrel tries to play the saxophone, only to hit some sour notes while a bird watches, puzzled. The squirrel eventually blows an acorn out of the sax, but the acorn flies at the bird's head and hits her; the squirrel apologises.
102	* Page 4:
103	** A chicken crosses the racetrack, causing another chicken to wonder [[ChickenJoke why she crossed the road.]]
104	** Simon is apparently a ChickMagnet, given the hens are ''really'' excited to see him and swarm around him.
105	--->'''Simon''': Ladies, ladies! Please go back to your places! The race is about to be-- And give me some room, will you? I need some air here! Go, go, go! Back, back, back, back, back, back.
106	* On Page 5, the pink-roofed building has some sentient windows. One of them whistles, one winks, one laughs, one says, "Oh, yoo-hoo!", one makes a silly face, and one sneezes.
107	* Page 6: There are six moves that the Hare could show off to the audience, and fail spectacularly in doing so.
108	** "Hop" has the Hare hop on some mud puddles, only to [[SlippingIntoStink accidentally dive into one]].
109	** "Skip" has the Hare skipping and slipping on a BananaPeel.
110	** "Jump" has the Hare jumping his way through while a frog joins in.
111	** "Spring" has the Hare jumping high, [[PainPoweredLeap only to land on a cactus]].
112	** "Sprint" has the Hare step in a bucket. He will try to push the bucket from his foot but fall off-screen and crash.
113	** "Lope" has the Hare [[RakeTake leaping onto a rake]].
114	* On Page 7, clicking on the chimney Simon is leaning against will cause it to rumble, prompting him to look into it and ask if anybody is down there. Cue the chimney expelling smoke, giving Simon an AshFace.
115	* Page 8:
116	** Simon's insult to the Hare:
117	--->'''Simon''': "The Hare doesn't know there's more to eating than just swallowing."
118	** When the Hare tries to eat some cabbages, they scream and run.
119	** A scarecrow says, "Boo!" to Simon. He's not scared and says, "Boo!" back, scaring the scarecrow.
120	** The carrots: One says, "Sound off!" prompting the other three in its row to count themselves, one says, "Hi!", one pulls up a beet causing it to bounce off the carrots' head, one pulls on another carrot annoying it, one makes a rude face, and one says, "How are you doing today?"
121	* Page 10:
122	** A mouse will shower under the waterfall, only to freak out when [[MediumAwareness she sees the player]].
123	** A little boy bear will swing from a tree through a window, only to crash and stagger out with a pot on his head.
124	* On the final page, a skunk boasts, "I could've beaten both of you!".
125
126	%%[[AC:The New Kid on the Block]]
127
128	[[AC:Ruff's Bone]]
129	* On Page 1, ants can carry off a burger while conga music plays.
130	* Page 2 features a miniature witch with a cauldron, and a dancing flamingo with a price tag on its leg.
131	* Clicking on the pipes on Page 3 results in voices shouting, "Who turned off the hot water?!" and "Who turned on the cold water!?".
132	* This conversation between two bats on Page 4:
133	-->'''Bat 1''': "Let's get pizza."
134	-->'''Bat 2''': "No, we had pizza last time."
135	-->'''Bat 1''': "Let's get hot dogs."
136	-->'''Bat 2''': "Okay."
137	-->'''Bat 1''': "Okay."
138	-->'''Both''': "Wheee!"
139	* On Page 4, one bird recites Peter Piper, and the baby bird babbles in MockingSingSong to Ruff.
140	* On Page 5, a mop and bucket can dance together.
141	* On Page 6, the constellations can come alive. Leo meows, and Sagittarius shoots the Earth, causing it to flop like a deflated ball and a man to pump it up with a bicycle pump.
142	* On the final page, a pair of three-legged pants can do the can-can. Yes, really.
143
144	%%[[AC:Little Monster at School]]
145
146	[[AC:Arthur's Birthday]]
147	* Page 1:
148	** A mouse shouts, "Boo!" at some jars.
149	** Clicking on the jars results in this:
150	--->'''Jar 1''': "Top of the morning!"
151	--->'''Jar 2''': "And a good morning to you!"
152	* Page 2:
153	** An animal in a drawing chews on Sue Ellen's bow.
154	** A plant can answer the phone.
155	* Page 3:
156	** When the lion in the drawing roars, [[SillyAnimalSound the bird roars back]]. Also, the elephant in the other drawing will pull the lion's tail.
157	** Prunella teasingly writing, "Fern + Binky" on the blackboard.
158	* Page 4:
159	** Clicking on one chimney causes it to sneeze.
160	** If you click on Binky or Fern, they will say that [[GirlsHaveCooties the opposite sex is "weird anyway"]] and make a funny face.
161	* Page 5:
162	** If you click on the fat man, he will appear buff and wearing a Bionic Bunny costume... only to then become fat again, while still wearing the costume.
163	** One of the spraying flowers sprays a woman in the face.
164	** The grumpy old lady, who frowns at most of what's going on.
165	* Page 6:
166	** Clicking on the milk jug will turn it into a cow.
167	** The teapot will drink out of the milk jug when clicked.
168	** If you click on the toast, it will slow-dance while wearing berets.
169	* Page 7:
170	** The smoke from the chimney forms shapes when clicked, including Arthur's face.
171	** Clicking on the windows will make them play tag.
172	* Page 8:
173	** When you click on the fence, it turns into a zipper.
174	** D.W. accidentally hitting ''herself'' with her slingshot.
175	* Page 9:
176	** If you click on one mailbox, it will sneeze, making all its letters fall out. Another one will dance.
177	** If you click on one house, a CartoonBomb will fall out of it and explode into confetti.
178	** One house's chimney will slide to the edge of the roof, shout, "Whoa!", and fall when clicked.
179	** One tree takes out an umbrella when it rains.
180	** Clicking on one garage makes a herd of ''elephants'' walk into it.
181	* Page 10:
182	** Clicking on one balloon makes it fill with water, which then drenches Arthur's grandma.
183	** When you click on D.W., she will climb the ladder and almost fall.
184	** If you click on the tail in the "Pin the Tail on the Donkey" game, D.W. will pin it on, [[PainToTheAss causing the donkey to cry in pain and run off]].
185	* Page 12:
186	** If you click on one painting, the man in it will start going on about his childhood, causing the kids to shush him.
187	** When you click on Binky:
188	--->'''Binky''': "Oh no! My underwear's on backwards!"
189	--->'''Buster''': "Just turn around."
190	* Page 13:
191	** When you click on Prunella, she says she's ready for ice cream, only for a scoop of ice cream to fall on her head.
192	** The Brain comments that it's 355 days until his own birthday.
193
194	[[AC:Harry and the Haunted House]]
195	* Page 1:
196	** Harry asks Earl for many different baseball moves. Earl tells him to make up his mind, so Harry tells Earl to give him his "slow ball". This prompts Earl to throw Harry the ball in slow-motion.
197	--->'''Harry''': "Wow, that ''was'' slow!"
198	** One of the trees picks up part of the roof and yodels into it like a megaphone.
199	** One of the houses can sneeze.
200	* On Page 2, the witch in Harry's thought bubble tastes her broth, makes a face, but then smiles, as though she thinks her soup is supposed to taste bad.
201	* Page 3:
202	** The spider lands on one of the skulls on the gate and ends up looking like a wig. The other skull says, "You look a hundred years younger."
203	** The tree tickles the house.
204	** One of the skulls makes a joke about a skeleton having "no body" to go to a party with.
205	** One character tries to do an EvilLaugh, only to end up coughing.
206	* On Page 4, the bugs can stack on top of one another.
207	* Page 5:
208	** A ghost ducks behind one of the curtains and behaves as though taking a shower.
209	** The chairs can dance.
210	** Clicking on one of the paintings results in the guy laughing so hard he falls over.
211	** The phone dials a number on itself, only to be told it's invalid.
212	** There is a MouseHole with a doorbell.
213	* Page 6:
214	** One of the paintings can sneeze, prompting the kids to say, "Bless you" [[SpeakInUnison in unison]].
215	** One of the paintings is of a sailor, and when clicked, he will sing, "What Do You Do with a Drunken Sailor?".
216	** When Earl worries that the sailor painting is looking at him, the sailor rolls his eyes.
217	* Page 7:
218	** A footstool behaves like a horse.
219	** Clicking on one of the books results in an invisible person reading it, then declaring, "I've read this one already" in a Southern accent.
220	* Page 9:
221	** One of the stove acts as though it's going to sneeze, sighs, pauses, and ''then'' sneezes.
222	** The kettle that dances to its own whistle.
223	** Clicking on one of the drawers results in Spot falling down a trap door but emerging out of another drawer.
224	** Clicking on the mouse makes it play a spiderweb like a musical instrument. When the flour bag is clicked on, the mouse accidentally causes it to tip over, covering Harry in flour. He then decides to take advantage of that.
225	* Page 10:
226	** The boys mistake their reflection in a mirror for a six-armed, six-legged monster.
227	** One chair dances, only to stub its "toe" on something.
228	** Clicking on the painting of the woman riding the horse results in her being flung through the air and landing in a pitcher of water, but enjoying it.
229	* Page 11:
230	** The spider lands on Earl's head, who screams, and it runs away. Amy berates Earl for scaring the spider, but Earl says, "He scared me first!".
231	** One of the ghosts fills up a mug from a waterfall in a painting and drinks it offscreen.
232	* Page 12:
233	** The spider spins a web, and one bug bounces on it like a trampoline, only to get caught in it like a net.
234	** A bird boasts about not being afraid of anything and poses proudly... only to fall over.
235
236	[[AC:The Berenstain Bears Get in a Fight]]
237	* Page 8:
238	** Papa trying to get his bickering cubs to stop fighting.
239	--->'''Papa:''' This is too much yelling! '''[[HypocriticalHumor STOP ALL THIS YELLING!!!!]]'''
240	** A neighbor bear (who coincidentally resembles Farmer Ben) comes to the Bears' tree house to ask if they could keep the noise down, but Papa and the cubs' arguing makes it hard for Mama to hear him.
241	--->'''Neighbor:''' Could you please keep it down?\
242	'''Mama:''' Pardon me?\
243	'''Neighbor:''' Can you please keep it down?\
244	'''Mama:''' What did you say?\
245	''(the arguing pauses for a moment)''\
246	'''Neighbor:''' I SAID, '''COULD YOU PLEASE''' '''''KEEP QUIET?!?!?!'''''\
247	'''Mama:''' Well, you don't have to shout!\
248	''(Mama closes the door, and the neighbor gives an AsideGlance and walks off)''
249	** Brother and Sister telling each other to "shut up". In a children's game no less.
250
251	[[AC:Dr. Seuss' ABC]]
252	* On the A page, Albert the alligator can steal an apple, prompting Aunt Annie to scold him the way a mother would scold a naughty kid. He even says, "I'm sorry" in the voice kids use when they're only apologising to be polite.
253	* On the C page, Zed is hiding inside the cactus pot, [[PainPoweredLeap which he ends up regretting]].
254	* The D page:
255	** The dinosaur who [[BigEater keeps dining on things]], including the doughnuts and some daisies.
256	** David's sleep-talking, which seems to begin with "I don't know what it feels like".
257	** The song sung by the doughnuts:
258	--->'''Male Doughnuts''': "Doh doh doh doh"
259	--->'''Female Doughnuts''': "Doughnuts."
260	--->'''Male Doughnuts''': "Doh doh doh doh."
261	--->'''Female Doughnuts''': "Doughnuts."
262	--->'''Male Doughnuts''': "Doh doh doh doh."
263	--->'''Female Doughnuts''': "Doughnuts doo-ah! Whoa-oh-oh-OH!"
264	** The Duckdog tries to dance, but falls over.
265	* The E page features eight electric eels exercising.
266	-->'''Eel''': "Work those tails!"
267	* On the F page, each of the Fiffer-Feffer-Feff's feathers does something different. One is electric, for instance. Also, the five frogs flip-flopping in formation.
268	* On the G page, the creature wearing the "googoo goggles" has a gift, which is stolen by [[Literature/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas the Grinch]].
269	* The H page features a hamster building a house in the hay.
270	* The I page has a few funny bits focusing on Ichabod and Izzy trying to relieve their itch:
271	** A talking iguana tells them that scratching will make it worse, but they don't listen.
272	** Ichabod builds a machine with two robot hands to scratch them.
273	* On the L page, if you click on the far left side of the screen, Zed will appear and switch the places for "leg" and "lollipop", which will result in the last line saying "Lazy lion licks a leg."
274	-->'''Ichabod:''' ''Lazy lion licks a leg?''\
275	(''Cue Leonard the lazy lion licking the left leg, and the person attached to the left leg giggling.'')
276	* From the M page:
277	** [[Literature/OneFishTwoFishRedFishBlueFish Zed]] says, "I'm not a mouse. What I am is a mystery."
278	** The song sung by the WeirdMoon:
279	--->'''Moon''': "Mice in the meadow play in my moonlight. When will they go to sleep?"
280	* On page N:
281	-->'''Noodles Guy''': "Ned needs numbers on his nightshirt."\
282	'''Ned''': "I do?"
283	** Clicking on the necktie-wearing bear in the bottom middle will cause him to scat sing and scream loudly ("Noisy"), prompting Ned to cover his ears and Norman to cringe.
284	* On the O page, if you click on, "Today", Izzy will say, "Obviously, the oiling was due today", as if the owl was scheduled to be oiled. There's also the [[CordonBleughChef olive and oatmeal omelette]].
285	* Zed's moment from the P page.
286	-->'''Ichabod''': "Who was that pink person?"
287	-->'''Izzy''': "He jumped out of the paint pot."
288	-->'''Ichabod''': "Peculiar."
289	* The T page:
290	** This conversation:
291	--->'''Turtle 1''': "Ted has a toupee!"
292	--->'''Ted''': "Tattletale!"
293	** When the turtles sing, they wonder how they even got up in the tree to begin with, especially since they're tired.
294	* The U page features a fish singing about her ukulele:
295	-->'''Fish''': "I'm used to hearing people say I'm ugly and I'm scaly, but they love me underwater when I play my ukulele."
296	* Willy's poem on the W page:
297	-->'''Willy''': "I'm washing Warren as you can see. He's washing Waldo. Who's washing me?"
298	* On the X page, the portrait of Nixie is sentient:
299	-->'''Nixie''': "I'm Nixie Knox, that's my name! I'm boxed inside this picture frame!"
300
301	[[AC:Sheila Rae, the Brave]]
302	* Page 1:
303	** Clicking on the roof of Capone's doghouse covers it in Christmas decorations.
304	** One bird sasses Capone and says, "I'm not scared of any old dog!"... [[InstantlyProvenWrong only to be scared away when he growls at her]].
305	* Page 2:
306	** Sheila Rae sings a whole song calling the cherries "dead bear eyes". Her dad tells her that's enough... [[GotMeDoingIt in song]].
307	** The [[AnthropomorphicFood magician banana]] tries to make a cake disappear, and thinks he's succeeded when Sheila Rae's dog eats it.
308	* Page 3:
309	** When Wendell asks Sheila Rae's dog to untie him, it licks him instead.
310	** The two bird sisters use the rope Wendell is tied up with as a jump rope.
311	** One boy explains he was given detention for talking too much, then goes on and on [[HypocriticalHumor about how he doesn't talk too much]]. The other boy was made to skip recess for daydreaming... [[{{Irony}} about recess]].
312	* Page 4:
313	** A fire hydrant soaks Sheila Rae's dog with water.
314	** One boy says that he tried to ride his own bike no-handed with his eyes shut, but is never doing that again. His friend asks if he got hurt, and [[BaitAndSwitch he replies that he didn't; he wrecked his bike instead.]]
315	* On Page 5, the smaller bird tries to prove she's brave by spinning on the railing and eventually getting so dizzy she falls off. Her sister says, "That's not brave, that's stupid!".
316	* On Page 6, some ladybugs do the can-can and then burst out laughing.
317	* On Page 7, the trees troll Sheila Rae by scaring her with creepy noises.
318	* Page 8:
319	** A woodpecker pecks a tree, who then thanks it for getting rid of his itch.
320	** One tree blames another for scaring Sheila Rae, and when the other one says, "You're the one who said, 'oooh!'", she cries, causing the other one to say, "Now look what you did!".
321	* On Page 9, the small bird says that she'd never get lost... but follows it up with "Hey, where are we, anyway?".
322	* Page 10:
323	** A mailbox burps and then apologises.
324	** The man getting pulled along on his skateboard.
325	* On Page 11, when Louise is pretending a tree is an evil creature and chewing on it, she declares, "[[EatingTheEnemy Evil creatures are so delicious!]]".
326	* On the sing-along, one of the "languages" in the selection is [[Franchise/StarTrek Klingon]].
327
328	[[AC:The Berenstain Bears in the Dark]]
329	* The interactions with the Mother Bear and her Baby on Page 1;
330	** The Mother Bear asks the Librarian if she has any books for baby bears, and the Librarian tells her there should be one on the shelf in front of her. As they say this, the Baby grabs the book for baby bears and reads it, then puts it back on the shelf when her Mother says she can't find it.
331	** As the Mother Bear looks through the shelf, she finds books about music and flying, neither of which her Baby wants. Then, when she finds a book called "How to Fool Your Parents", the Baby decides she wants that book. The Mother Bear puts the book back on the shelf and says, "I don't think so."
332
333	[[AC:Green Eggs and Ham]]
334	* The LogoJoke as the game starts up. The face worryingly looks upward, followed by being smashed by the plate for the title screen.
335	* On Page 1:
336	** Sam can be seen with a dog on his back, who is holding a sign saying, "He is Sam". He can also row past in a boat as if the path was liquid, with the dog whistling "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" and Sam's Friend looking on with a "How is that possible?!" expression on his face.
337	** The third and fourth times Sam is clicked on, he passes by playing instruments; the first is a loud gigantic horn, and the second is a humongous, noisy one-man orchestra.
338	** The first appearance of the green bird. Sam emerges from behind a hallway with his "I am Sam" sign, then he lifts his hat revealing the bird holding a sign reading "I am Not", then flies off while laying an egg on Sam's head.
339	* One animation for Page 2 that got cut in the final game involved Sam appearing from under a dish cover in a rather... suggestive pose. Sam's Friend is at first shocked, then back to unamused.
340	* On Page 3:
341	** Two long-necked animals can pop up and argue.
342	--->'''Creature 1''': "Well, ''I'' eat green eggs and ham!"
343	--->'''Creature 2''': "Ah, you'd eat ''anything''!"
344	--->'''Creature 1''': "Would not!"
345	--->'''Creature 2''': "Would too!"
346	--->'''Creature 1''': ''(as both are sinking into the bush)'' "Would not!"
347	--->'''Creature 2''': "Would too!"
348	--->'''Creature 1''': "''Would NOT''!!"
349	--->''(both are now hidden in the bush, there is a {{beat}})''
350	--->'''Creature 2''': ''(quickly and quietly, still hidden in the bush)'' "Would too!"
351	** If you click on Sam's Friend, he delivers an ultimatum:
352	--->'''Sam's Friend''': I do not like your food today! ''(wraps the Green Eggs and Ham in a blanket)'' So take your eggs and go away!\
353	''(Sam, with the meal hung over his shoulder on a stick, whimpers and slinks off... [[MoodWhiplash then hops right back into the frame in a good mood once again.]])''
354	* On Page 4, you can play a mini-game where you can match up various colored foods in Sam-I-Am's kitchen, which of course, Sam's Friend will refuse to try. Some highlights include:
355	** Blue PB&J
356	--->'''Sam-I-Am:''' Peanut butter's great in blue! I've spread it on blue bread for you!\
357	'''Sam's Friend:''' I do not want blue bread today. Take that stuff and go away!
358	** Red Pickles
359	--->'''Sam-I-Am:''' Bright red pickles from a jar! Look at what a treat they are!\
360	'''Sam's Friend:''' That's a treat that I would dread. I won't eat pickles if they're red.
361	** Orange Cherry Pie
362	--->'''Sam-I-Am:''' Orange cherry pie is nice. Like to try it? Have a slice!\
363	'''Sam's Friend:''' That's not something I would try. I won't eat orange cherry pie.
364	** Purple Pancakes
365	--->'''Sam-I-Am:''' Purple pancakes taste so great, Let me pile them on your plate!\
366	'''Sam's Friend:''' Put those pancakes in a stack. Turn around, and take them back.
367	** Black Carrots and Rice
368	--->'''Sam-I-Am:''' Some black carrots might be nice, with a bowl of nice black rice.\
369	'''Sam's Friend:''' No black carrots or black rice, I do not want to tell you twice!
370	** Striped Hot Dogs
371	--->'''Sam-I-Am:''' Hot dogs striped in red and blue, I have made them just for you!\
372	'''Sam's Friend:''' All that I can say is yipes! Hot dogs shouldn't come in stripes!
373	** Turquoise Pizza
374	--->'''Sam-I Am:''' Have some turquoise pizza pie! It is something you should try!\
375	'''Sam's Friend:''' Turquoise pizza? What a trick. That is sure to make me sick!
376	** Yellow Lambchops
377	--->'''Sam-I Am:''' Have some yellow lambchops now, served with yellow mint sauce! Wow.\
378	'''Sam's Friend:''' Yellow lambchops? I say no! Take those yellow chops and go!
379	** Rainbow Bagels
380	--->'''Sam-I Am:''' Rainbow-colored bagels! Yum! Won't you let me serve you some?\
381	'''Sam's Friend:''' Not with cream cheese or alone, [[WouldRatherSuffer I'd rather eat a]] [[FurryReminder dry dog bone]]!
382	** Gold Lobsters
383	--->'''Sam-I-Am:''' Golden lobsters on a plate, this is something you can't hate!\
384	'''Sam's Friend:''' Lobsters come in red, I'm told. I won't eat lobsters if they're gold!
385	** Pink Chicken and Peas
386	--->'''Sam-I-Am:''' Pink fried chicken with pink peas. Want a plateful? Just say please!\
387	'''Sam's Friend:''' No pink chicken, no pink peas, pink food always makes me sneeze!
388	** Polka-Dot Marshmallows
389	--->'''Sam-I-Am:''' Marshmallows in polka dots! Have a couple, I have lots!\
390	'''Sam's Friend:''' I don't care if you have many, I don't want to dine on any!
391	** Brown Strawberries
392	--->'''Sam-I-Am:''' Brown strawberries in a dish, they're as sweet as you could wish!\
393	'''Sam's Friend:''' I will not eat my berries brown, so take those berries back to town!
394	** White Hamburgers
395	--->'''Sam-I-Am:''' Have some hamburgers in white! They're easier to see at night!\
396	'''Sam's Friend:''' Not at night or in the day, take those hamburgers away!
397	** Gray Sundaes
398	--->'''Sam-I-Am:''' Sundaes made with gray ice cream and gray bananas are a dream!\
399	'''Sam's Friend:''' Gray bananas, I declare! On gray ice cream? I wouldn't dare!
400	** Checkered Waffles:
401	--->'''Sam-I-Am:''' Waffles checked in white and black, please don't make me take them back!\
402	'''Sam's Friend:''' You will not get me to try it! Anyway, I'm on a diet.
403	* This conversation on Page 6 (debating whether Sam's Friend would eat green eggs and ham in a car):
404	-->'''Fox''': "Would you try them if we stop?" ''(Sam stops the car before a stop sign)''
405	-->'''Sam's Friend''': "I would ''not'' try them if we stop!"
406	-->'''Fox''': "Would you try them if we go?" ''(Sam starts the car)''
407	-->'''Sam's Friend''': "Positively no, no, NO!"
408	* From Page 8:
409	** The fox and the mouse playing ''TabletopGame/GoFish''.
410	--->'''Mouse''': "Do you have any... elevens?"
411	--->'''Fox''': "Uh, nope. Go fish!"
412	--->''(the mouse somehow conjures up a literal fish)''
413	--->'''Fox''': "You win!"
414	** The engineer can sometimes initiate a tango dance with the engine, complete with a rose in his mouth. Everyone on the train watches anticipated, except for Sam's Friend who is stunned and disturbed.
415	** The two conversations between the mother on the train and the child:
416	--->'''Child''': ''(leans impatiently out the window)'' "How much longer? Are we there?!" ''(begins bouncing up and down)''
417	--->'''Mother''': "Seymour, please sit in your chair."
418
419	--->'''Child''': "Why is there a car up there?"
420	--->'''Mother''': "Hush! It's not polite to stare!"
421
422	* From Page 9:
423	** When you click on the fox, he is revealed attempting to eat the green ham in the dark only to get caught. It's also the only time Sam looks angry.
424	** If you click the child, men with candles on their heads will run past and the child will blow them out as they pass.
425	** If you click on Sam's Friend, a spotlight shines on him and he starts a magic show where he attempts to [[PullARabbitOutOfMyHat pull a rabbit out of his hat.]] The first time, the green bird is produced and flies off, leaving him embarrassed; all other times after, he successfully produces the rabbit.
426	** If you click on Sam, he suddenly starts up a fancy dinner in the dark:
427	--->'''Sam''': How about in candlelight?\
428	'''Sam's Friend''': Get those eggs out of my sight! ''(angrily blows the candle out)''
429	** Clicking on Sam's Friend's hat has him strike a light, just before a passing stalactite knocks his hat onto Sam and ''Sam's'' hat onto the fox. The latter two then proceed to put their hats back on their proper owners' heads in perfect unison.
430	* From Page 14:
431	** Sam's last insistence before his friend finally tries the Green Eggs and Ham on the next page:
432	--->'''Sam''': Try them, they are so delicious! ''(gets in his friend's face and ducks under the water)'' Eggs and ham are quite nutritious!\
433	'''Sam's Friend''': Sam, will you please GO AWAY?! ''(comes out of the water; fish fall off his head)'' You've asked me ''twenty times'' today!
434	** If you click on the skipper, he will duck under the water and bring back a clam who is holding a sign that reads "Clam I Am".
435	** If you click on the woman from the train, a fish tail breaks the surface in front of her. She grabs it and pulls it out to find she's inexplicably turned into a mermaid, and then gracefully dives underwater before returning to her idle position.
436	** Clicking on the woman's child has him dive briefly underwater, before bobbing up and down like a buoy, with his mom giving a bewildered stare.
437	* On Page 17, if you click on Sam's Friend, he will hang upside down from the tree and declare, "I love to eat green ham and eggs while hanging here from both my legs!".
438
439	[[AC:Stellaluna]]
440	* On Page 1, if you click on the baby elephant, it will squirt water at its mother.
441	* On Page 3:
442	** The bird brothers initially think Stellaluna is a bird and find it strange that she lacks tailfeathers.
443	** If you click on Flitter, he and Pip will ask Flap to take a closer look at Stellaluna. Flap pecks her, causing her to say, "Ow!", and Flitter to say, "Yep, it's alive, all right".
444	** Pip asks Stellaluna why she's upside down, and she replies, "Why are ''you'' downside up?".
445	* On Page 4, this conversation between Stellaluna and two of her "brothers":
446	-->'''Stellaluna''': "Isn't this great?"
447	-->'''Bird 1''': "All the blood's going to my beak."
448	-->'''Bird 2''': "I'm gonna be sick."
449	* On Page 7, two of the adolescent birds have a childish ArgumentOfContradictions over who pushed whom.
450	* On Page 10, a male bat can ask, "You ate... b-bugs?!"
451	* From Page 13:
452	** Flap tries to take off while upside down, but finds it tricky.
453	** A baby bat [[IAmNotWeasel mistakes the bird brothers for bats]].
454	--->'''Baby Bat''': "Those are funny-looking bats."
455	--->'''Mother Bat''': "They aren't bats; they're birds."
456	--->'''Baby Bat''': "Oh, birds!"
457	** This conversation between two bats:
458	--->'''Bat 1''': "Look!"
459	--->'''Bat 2''': "What?"
460	--->'''Bat 1''': "Look!"
461	--->'''Bat 2''': "What?!"
462	--->'''Bat 1''': "Birds hanging upside down!"
463	--->'''Bat 2''': "It's about time they got it right."
464	** One bat thinks another bat owes him a mango, but it turns out [[MistakenIdentity he got the wrong one]].
465	* From the quiz:
466	** One possible answer to "What does a fruit bat eat?" is "Pizza".
467	** One answer for "Flying foxes are bats that..." is "Live in fox dens."
468	** One answer for "Where does a bat rest?" is "In a bed".
469	** One of the questions is "Do bats kiss?".
470	* An EasterEgg in the game allows you to access a gallery of bat-inspired cartoons, some of which are not-kid friendly. Highlights include ''[[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDameDisney Walt Disney's The Hunchbat of Notre Dame]]'', Flitter, Flap, and Pip's [[LazyBum no-good brother]], Flip, a "Bat Elevator" which depicts the operator and the passengers hanging upside down, the Down arrow on the top and the Up arrow on the bottom, [[Theatre/AStreetcarNamedDesire Stanley calling "Stella!"]] and Stellaluna choosing to ignore him, and WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}} hanging upside down from a branch as Stellaluna tells him he's in the wrong book.
471
472	[[AC:Arthur's Reading Race]]
473	* On Page 12, clicking on the window of the dance studio in the background reveals a small crowd of people inside dancing to cha-cha music...but it quickly turns out that [[SucksAtDancing everybody has two left feet]] and [[HilarityEnsues things go downhill very quickly]].
474	* The ice cream shop in the Race mini-game has some interesting flavors, to the say the least, and you get to choose one of them if you win. There's Pizza Chip, which has a pizza slice in it, Bumpy Road, which has chunks of road in it, Frog Chip, which has a live frog inside it, Egg Shell, which has [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin the texture of an eggshell]] and a yolk inside it, Shoe Lace, which has shoelaces in it, Moose Ripple, which has has moose antlers in it, Banana Slug, which has slugs in it, and Toenail Crunch, which has toenails in it. How some of these ice cream flavors got approved by the FDA is a mystery.
475
476	[[AC:The Cat in the Hat]]
477	* Page 4 features a book that says, "My aching spine!", a knocked-over milk bottle that says, "Oh well, no use crying over spilled milk.", and a glass who does tricks and says, "Good thing I'm a tumbler!".
478	* On Page 5a, Sally, Conrad, the Fish, and the Purple Bird all try to guess what's in the Cat in the Hat's box. Sally thinks that there are two dogs are in the box, Conrad thinks that there are two robots, the Fish thinks that there are two sharks (and fears that they'll try to eat him), and the Purple Bird thinks that there are two worms. She then looks at the viewers and says, "Well, I can dream, can't I?"
479	* On Page 7, if you click on the stairs, Thing 1 and Thing 2 ride down them like an escalator, holding grocery bags to some casual music. This exchange then occurs:
480	-->'''Thing 1:''' I have a few more things to pick up over here.\
481	'''Thing 2:''' I have a few more things to knock over over here.
482	* Also on Page 7, the photos get rearranged, and when you correct them, they will sing, "Thank you ve-ry much!" in a theatrical way.
483	* On Page 8, this line occurs if you click on the mirror on the table:
484	-->'''Mirror:''' Mirror, mirror, on the table,\
485	(''Thing 2 runs by, flying a kite, causing the table to wobble.'')\
486	I would hide if I were able!
487	* Also on Page 8, if you click on the pillow, Thing 2 jumps on it, causing feathers to fly out. The Purple Bird is revealed to be hiding behind it, and she says, "Hey! I think some of these feathers are mine!"
488	* On Page 10b, the Purple Bird says that it's "time to be firm"... and then falls over.
489	* On Page 11, if you click on the lamp, it is revealed to be the Purple Bird [[LampshadeWearing wearing a lampshade]].
490	-->'''Purple Bird:''' Guess it wasn't too bright to try being the light!
491
492	[[AC:Arthur's Computer Adventure]]
493	* On Pages 2 and 4, the lamp on the desk near Mrs. Read's computer keeps begging you not to click on him. On Page 14, when you click on him too many times, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere he decides he's had enough and leaves]].
494	* On Page 3, when you click on the phone, the two mice order a large cheese pizza with extra cheese, hold the pizza. On Page 7, a man at the pizza parlor calls Arthur's voice mail to confirm the order. The two mice run excitedly to the phone and shout, "Yes!" repeatedy.
495	* In the "Frankenfish" mini-game on Page 7, you can form the "Jellaluna" fish from a jellyfish and a tuna. D.W. describes it as "[[Literature/{{Stellaluna}} A little tuna that got lost from its mother and was raised by a family of jellyfish]]".
496	* On Page 11, when you click on the octopus near the computer games, he advertises the ''Deep Dark Sea'' computer game, ending with a disclaimer saying, "Not responsible for Deep Dark Sea accidents while fighting over the mouse".
497	* On Page 14, the two mice sing about how they attempted to steal a wheel of cheese from Arthur's refrigerator on Page 12, but soon get into an argument over which one of them lost it, which leads to them beating each other up in a BigBallOfViolence.
498
499	%%[[AC:D.W. the Picky Eater]]

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