Line #7 Funny/Krampus

Context Funny / Krampus

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3	* The film's opening with crazed customers storming into a store for their holiday shopping, trampling over employees and ripping presents in two fighting over them, while Bing Crosby's "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas" plays.
4	** Not to mention the dull, indifferent looks on the faces of the checkout staff and the mall Santa, the store security guards tasering quarrelers and dragging them away by their collars, or the raging brawl that breaks out at the ''nativity scene''.
5	* Sarah hanging a family picture with a mall Santa, who is clearly checking out Beth's butt.
6	* Howard's epic battle in the kitchen with ''gingerbread men.''
7	** The last one's defeated by... being eaten by his dog.
8	* Every other line from Aunt Dorothy, especially when she gets the film's only f-bomb.
9	-->"She [Omi] said we're [[PrecisionFStrike fucked]]."
10	** Omi just shrugs in agreement in a way that pretty much says "Yeah, pretty much".
11	** And when Max asks how she knows what Omi is saying, Aunt Dorothy says:
12	--> '''Aunt Dorothy:''' Because I’m old enough to know when life’s comin’ at you with its pants down.
13	* Aunt Dorothy teaching the kids how to make Peppermint Schnapps.
14	* Aunt Dorothy's "See you in Hell" goodbye one-liner ends with her being yanked out of the house with a cartoony sound effect.
15	* Der Klown calmly wiping his mouth with a handkerchief after gobbling up Jordan while the adults scream in terror.
16	* A BlackComedy example comes when Max begs Krampus to take him instead. Krampus seems to agree and wipes away Max's tear. Then he and his elves just laugh at him and toss both remaining kids into Hell.
17	* In the end, when Max opens a present and reveals [[RealAfterAll Krampus’ ornament,]] confirming that the horrifying events of the previous night actually happened, [[TheAlcoholic Aunt Dorothy]] [[INeedAFreakingDrink immediately pours more booze into her drink.]]

Context Funny / Krampus