| 1 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 2 | |
| 3 | [[folder:I HATE]] |
| 4 | %%[[AC:I HATE PEWDIEPIE'S RABID FANS]] |
| 5 | %%[[AC:I HATE FACEBOOK]] |
| 6 | %%[[AC:I HATE BRONIES]] |
| 7 | %%[[AC:I HATE PSY]] |
| 8 | %%[[AC:I HATE MEMES]] |
| 9 | %%[[AC:I HATE TWITTER]] |
| 10 | %%[[AC:I HATE YOUTUBE]] |
| 11 | %%[[AC:I HATE SLEEPING]] |
| 12 | %%[[AC:I HATE GEORGE LUCAS]] |
| 13 | %%[[AC:I HATE METACRITIC]] |
| 14 | %%[[AC:I HATE CONSOLE FANBOYS]] |
| 15 | %%[[AC:I HATE THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE]] |
| 16 | [[AC:I HATE THE X FACTOR]] |
| 17 | * The opening scene with the animations of the ''Series/TheXFactor'' judges, especially their exaggerated caricatures. |
| 18 | ** Also, the opening also has an I Hate Everything head flying through space, parodying the X-Factor intro.[[note]] Made even more amusing that in the middle of the parodied intro, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent the I Hate Everything head briefly explodes with Aquamen,]] [[http://postimg.org/image/8gpboo6dt/ see for yourself.]][[/note]] |
| 19 | |
| 20 | %%[[AC:I HATE HALLOWEEN]] |
| 21 | %%[[AC:I HATE GAME/DVD COVERS]] |
| 22 | %%[[AC:I HATE THE GOOGLE+ YOUTUBE UPDATE]] |
| 23 | %%[[AC:I HATE DOLPHINS]] |
| 24 | [[AC:I HATE deviantART]] |
| 25 | * Some might find the whole drama caused by [=MinorElite's=] picture being used in a negative way [[AccentuateTheNegative humorous]]. |
| 26 | %%[[AC:I HATE I HATE EVERYTHING]] |
| 27 | %%[[AC:I HATE DLC (& MICROTRANSACTIONS)]] |
| 28 | %%[[AC:I HATE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG]] |
| 29 | [[AC:I HATE VALENTINE'S DAY]] |
| 30 | * "SPECIAL PLACE IN HEART" |
| 31 | %%[[AC:I HATE NEKNOMINATIONS]] |
| 32 | %%[[AC:I HATE JUSTIN BIEBER]] |
| 33 | %%[[AC:I HATE MOVIE REMAKES]] |
| 34 | %%[[AC:I HATE FURRIES]] |
| 35 | %%[[AC:I HATE POKÉMON]] |
| 36 | %%[[AC:I HATE THE NEWS]] |
| 37 | %%[[AC:I HATE MINECRAFT]] |
| 38 | %%[[AC:I HATE AQUAMAN]] |
| 39 | %%[[AC:I HATE ANIME (Part 1)]] |
| 40 | %%[[AC:I HATE ANIME (Part 2)]] |
| 41 | %%[[AC:I HATE 4chan (/b/)]] |
| 42 | %%[[AC:I HATE OPINIONS]] |
| 43 | %%[[AC:I HATE THE ALS ICE BUCKET CHgALLENGE]] |
| 44 | %%[[AC:I HATE YOUTUBE COMMENTS]] |
| 45 | %%[[AC:I HATE MOVIE THEATRES]] |
| 46 | %%[[AC:I HATE FROZEN]] |
| 47 | %%[[AC:I HATE DESTINY - The Organised Mess]] |
| 48 | %%[[AC:WARNING: LEAST SCARY GAME IN YEARS I HATE FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S]] |
| 49 | %%[[AC:I HATE CHRISTMAS]] |
| 50 | %%[[AC:I HATE NEGATIVITY]] |
| 51 | %%[[AC:I HATE MOVIE/GAME TRAILERS]] |
| 52 | %%[[AC:I HATE SCHOOL]] |
| 53 | %%[[AC:I HATE CHANGE.ORG]] |
| 54 | %%[[AC:I HATE MERCHANDISE]] |
| 55 | %%[[AC:I HATE OUTTAKES]] |
| 56 | %%[[AC:I HATE WATCHMOJO]] |
| 57 | %%[[AC:I HATE CREEPYPASTAS (ft. ThatCreepyReading)]] |
| 58 | %%[[AC:I HATE E3]] |
| 59 | [[AC:I HATE THE HUMAN RACE]] |
| 60 | * What is the worst thing about the human race? |
| 61 | --> '''Random Twitter User (named [[UnusuallyUninterestingName arm]])''': [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking bad stop motion LEGO videos]] |
| 62 | |
| 63 | %%[[AC:I HATE SUPER MINECRAFT KID (+THE TRUTH REVEALED?)]] |
| 64 | [[AC:I HATE MINIONS]] |
| 65 | * IHE finding out a deviantArt group dedicated to ''gay Minions''. |
| 66 | * IHE complaining about the egg-shaped minion he bought. |
| 67 | --> '''IHE''': ''So I bought this minion toy from Amazon to do [[FeedItWithFire something funny]] with this video, and to my utter dismay, [[CoversAlwaysLie it looks completely different to how it was advertised]], I mean just look at it compared to the picture! It looks more like fucking Humpty Dumpty than a minion.'' |
| 68 | |
| 69 | [[AC:I HATE THE DON'T JUDGE CHALLENGE]] |
| 70 | * The beginning of the video: |
| 71 | --> '''IHE''': *shows a drawing of an weird creature* ''Oh hey look, you are a half-chicken... half-goblin man. Also, the Don't Judge Me challenge is the stupidest thing ever.'' |
| 72 | |
| 73 | [[AC:I HATE VINE]] |
| 74 | * '''IHE''': Vine is a terrible video sharing service, that lets you upload videos of what's it? 6 sec- ''[[SelfDemonstratingArticle (cuts to intro)]]''. |
| 75 | |
| 76 | [[AC:I HATE MINIONS (Part 2)]] |
| 77 | * Pretty much the entire video in which he goes into madness as he showcases the gigantic amount of Minion merchandising that he saw during his travel, literally ''everywhere'', culminating with him putting a Minion plush ''on fire''. |
| 78 | --> '''IHE''': It has come to the point that when I close my eyes all that I see is... |
| 79 | --> ''Shows a picture of a baby on a Minion costume.'' |
| 80 | * The insane Minions sightings. |
| 81 | --> '''IHE''': ''The Da Vinci Mystery'' *pans camera down* ''Oh wait, I meant the Minion mystery.'' |
| 82 | --> '''IHE''': ''Winnie the Po-'' *pans camera down* ''Oh wait, there is a minion in there.'' |
| 83 | * This gem: |
| 84 | --> '''IHE''': Minions... [[SuddenlyShouting THEY'RE OUT OF FUCKING CONTROL!!!]] |
| 85 | --> [Camera shakes in front of a Minion's face as he shouts] |
| 86 | |
| 87 | [[AC:I HATE SUBSCRIBER SPECIALS]] |
| 88 | * The Subscriber Special Checklist. |
| 89 | --> ''Say that you never though you'd get here.'' |
| 90 | ---> '''IHE''': ''"When I started this channel, I never though I would be here, as in literally, I never thought that I would be on the top of a mountain'' '''''GET ME THE HELL DOWN HERE'''''". |
| 91 | --> ''Be funny and randem XD.'' |
| 92 | ---> '''IHE''': ''"Uhm... Watermelon, David Jeff, Gorilla. Is that funny enough for ya?"'' |
| 93 | --> ''Drink bottle of bleach.'' |
| 94 | ---> '''IHE''': ''Okay. *puts bleach on cup* Hey, wait a second I didn't write that one.'' |
| 95 | ---> '''Kiteman''': ''Oh shit.'' |
| 96 | * '''Q''': ''What was your style of video making influenced by?'' |
| 97 | --> '''IHE''': ''"I'm definitely inspired and influenced by WebVideo/RedLetterMedia, I think they are funny, WebVideo/JonTron, because I like his editing a lot and Pewdiepie, [[TakeThat because he told me how to do clickbait thumbnails]]."'' |
| 98 | * '''Q''': ''What in the world you hate the most?'' |
| 99 | --> '''IHE''': ''This fucking question.'' |
| 100 | |
| 101 | [[AC:I HATE TUMBLR]] |
| 102 | * IHE devoting the beginning of the video trying to piss off Tumblr extremists, even having the [[CouchGag title say]] [[TakeThat "Don't get your privileges in a twist".]] |
| 103 | -->'''IHE''': So I guess I might as well start this off by giving the butthurt, oversensitive pussies exactly what they want to hear to purposefully stoke the flames. ''[clears throat]'' Women are not equal to men. In fact, white men, like me, deserve to be paid more because we are cooler AND stronger, and in general, are just much more awesomer. Calling people "retarded" is not insulting to disabled people. It's actually super hilarious and uber awesome! And you know what? Scientists have proven that being gay is a choice! So stop being gay, you freaks! |
| 104 | --> ...Is that enough? Should I keep going? These comments...these comments are gonna be...they're gonna be wonderful. |
| 105 | |
| 106 | %%[[AC:I HATE REACTION VIDEOS]] |
| 107 | %%[[AC:I HATE DESTINY: THE TAKEN KING - So Close, Yet So Far]] |
| 108 | %%[[AC:I HATE HYPE CULTURE]] |
| 109 | [[AC:I HATE EMOJIS]] |
| 110 | * When Alex reads out the definition of a smiley-face licking its lips, the line "to devour the last remaining morsels of flour" is re-read in a [[EvilSoundsDeep deep voice]] as a fiery pit surrounds a clip of someone licking their lips. |
| 111 | * "Speaking of {{lowest common denominator}}s, if we take a look at WebVideo/{{Smosh}}'s [[TakeThat website]]..." |
| 112 | |
| 113 | %%[[AC:I HATE BEING DELETED OFF YOUTUBE]] |
| 114 | [[AC:I HATE YOUR VIDEO REQUESTS]] |
| 115 | * The entire video consists of him going over the downright ''bizarre'' fan requests Alex gets from "I Hate Eric Cartman's Hat From ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''" to the utter classic of "Make I Hate Mars Bars". |
| 116 | * The final request he goes over: I Hate When I Take A Shit And Toilet Water Hits My Ass. |
| 117 | -->'''IHE:''' Fucking glorious. |
| 118 | * The fact that he doesn't even show one request because it's "Too good". |
| 119 | * The even more bizarre suggestions in the comments on the video, ranging from "I Hate the 28th White Tile in the Upstairs Bathroom" to "I Hate When You Walk Outside and Someone Randomly Throws a Fridge at You". |
| 120 | |
| 121 | %%[[AC:I HATE UNBOXING VIDEOS]] |
| 122 | %%[[AC:I HATE DAMN DANIEL]] |
| 123 | [[AC:I HATE DURR PLANT (AND JOKE THIEVES)]] |
| 124 | * The fact that, one week after he says "I'll see you fuckers next week, when Durr Plant is a fucking meme," he released a video about how much he hates the "Durr Plant" meme he made as an "unfunny anti-meme." |
| 125 | |
| 126 | %%[[AC:I HATE COLLABORATION VIDEOS]] |
| 127 | %%[[AC:I HATE SUPERHERO MOVIES]] |
| 128 | [[AC:I HATE YOUTUBE DRAMA]] |
| 129 | * Alex buys a few celebrity gossip magazines for this video, and finds an advertisement for a chatline. He then calls it and messes around for a while and eventually has his number blocked by the line. |
| 130 | ** This segment ends with Alex burning the magazines. |
| 131 | |
| 132 | %%[[AC:I HATE REVIEW SCORES]] |
| 133 | %%[[AC:I HATE ANXIETY (AND STALKERS)]] |
| 134 | %%[[AC:I HATE DUST (FINALLY EXPOSED?)]] |
| 135 | [[AC:I HATE MUSICAL.LY]] |
| 136 | * While trying to describe Musical.ly, IHE mentions that he wants to avoid using a certain word due to how overused and meaningless it's become[[note]]he's referring to "cringe"[[/note]], but he makes an exception. |
| 137 | -->''(The word appears onscreen, blurred out)''\ |
| 138 | '''IHE:''' This word in question, of course, being...\ |
| 139 | ''[[BaitAndSwitch (The word is revealed to be "heteroclite")]]''\ |
| 140 | '''IHE:''' ... Heteroclite. The only word to contain both "hetero" and "clit". Musical.ly is quite the [[PerfectlyCromulentWord heteroclitoris]] of an a- ''(SmashCut to next scene)'' |
| 141 | * The guide to becoming a Musical.ly star: |
| 142 | -->No. 1: Be conventionally attractive.\ |
| 143 | No. 2: [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Be conventionally attra]]- ''(SmashCut)'' |
| 144 | * During the following list of what you don't need to be a Musical.ly star, IHE audibly moves closer to the mic to put emphasis on "work". |
| 145 | |
| 146 | [[AC:I HATE WEIRD PARODY CHANNELS]] |
| 147 | * IHE discovers the parody channel "I Fuck Everything". His reaction after watching a single crude shitpost? Completely straight-faced approval. |
| 148 | -->(Video ends, followed by a {{Beat}}) |
| 149 | -->'''IHE:''' ...so far, this is, this is a strong thumbs up. |
| 150 | |
| 151 | %%[[AC:I HATE DESTINY RISE OF IRON - Same Sh*t Different Day]] |
| 152 | %%[[AC:I HATE YOUTUBE REWIND 2016]] |
| 153 | %%[[AC:I HATED 2016]] |
| 154 | %%[[AC:I HATE SNAPCHAT]] |
| 155 | [[AC:I HATE SING (2016)]] |
| 156 | * Nick Kroll says that ''Sing'' is unique as an animation because he finds it's funny, has great songs, is beautiful to look at, and touches the audience in a special way. As he lists these reasons, Alex displays collages of posters for various previous animated features that match his points. |
| 157 | * Alex overlays clips of Nick Kroll voicing Gunter over a clip of Kroll explaining why he thinks ''Sing'' is a great movie. |
| 158 | ** For that matter, the clip consists of Kroll attempting an answer, getting stuck mid-sentence and then needing to start over. |
| 159 | * When Alex says "dough", you can see a picture of [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]] for a split second. |
| 160 | * "Why can't you just have a name like John Smith that's easier to pronounce?" |
| 161 | * "There's the arrogant mouse, he's played by WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy..." "PEETAH?" |
| 162 | * Alex adding an explosion when Meena drops the microphone and when her grandpa blows out his candles on his birthday cake. |
| 163 | * "Aww...I wish I could fuck a mouse that hot!" |
| 164 | * Alex saying that Sing could've been the same movie if the characters were things such as humans, aliens, bugs, and grey goo people. |
| 165 | * IHE uses a clip from [=RalphTheMovieMaker=]'s Reasons Why Minions Sucks video to illustrate how generic and uninteresting he considers Sing's character models to be. He thanks Ralph for letting him use the footage, by saying that he stole it. There is a shot of an instant message chain between them, consisting of IHE sending taunts (his first is: "hey ralf im gonna steal ur gay minions video and take credit for it >:)) and Ralph responding with pleas to give him due credit and calling IHE mean. |
| 166 | * "If you take a shot every time you see the same crocodile, bison, giraffe, or sheep character model, you'd probably be dead in 10 minutes. They don't play around with the colors or any discernible features. It's literally the exact same model!" |
| 167 | ** Following this, Alex shows every time in the film that the same crocodile model appears. |
| 168 | * There is a running gag where Alex refuses to say what Johnny reminds him of until the end of the video: Conehead Harambe. |
| 169 | |
| 170 | %%[[AC:I HATE FIDGET SPINNERS?]] |
| 171 | %%[[AC:I HATE MY WEIRD OLD VIDEOS]] |
| 172 | [[AC:I HATE THE EMOJI MOVIE]] |
| 173 | * Time until The Emoji Movie: 4 Hours. |
| 174 | ** Time until The Emoji Movie: 3 Hours. |
| 175 | ** Time until The Emoji Movie: 30 mins. |
| 176 | ** Time until The Emoji Movie: '''''I HATE EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU'''''. |
| 177 | * "Oh no! How terrible! Alex sends the wrong emoji to the girl he likes! He meant to send a "meh", but instead he sent something else!" |
| 178 | * Alex calling Jailbreak [[WesternAnimation/TheLEGOMovie Wyldstyle]]. |
| 179 | * Using "Some cunt" as the source for the quotes in the film. |
| 180 | * Him discussing about a conversation he heard after the movie ended. |
| 181 | * "Thanks for the fat paycheck, you fucking morons! And remember to download Dropbox and Just Dance. Fuck you, idiot!" |
| 182 | * Alex coughing while trying to say "fat, annoying sidekick". |
| 183 | |
| 184 | %%[[AC:I HATE DESTINY 2 - I'm Done.]] |
| 185 | %%[[AC:I HATE THE RICK AND MORTY FANBASE (& HATERS)]] |
| 186 | %%[[AC:I HATE BEING SUSPENDED FROM TWITTER]] |
| 187 | %%[[AC:I HATE BIG MOUTH]] |
| 188 | [[AC: I HATE YOUTUBE REWIND 2017]] |
| 189 | * His disinterested rant on the newest entry soon devolves into him desperately begging [=YouTube=] to invite him to star in the next one. |
| 190 | |
| 191 | %%[[AC:I HATE YOUTUBE IN THE NEWS]] |
| 192 | %%[[AC:I HATE HUNT DOWN THE FREEMAN (TERRIBLE GAME I'M IN)]] |
| 193 | %%[[AC:I HATE deviantART (2018)]] |
| 194 | %%[[AC:13 Reasons Why I HATE 13 Reasons Why (Season 2)]] |
| 195 | [[AC:I HATE LOVE ISLAND]] |
| 196 | * "No, I don't hate-love ''Love Island'', I hate ''Love Island''. So I don't love to hate ''Love Island'', I hate ''Love Island''. Does that make sense?" |
| 197 | * Alex mocking the [[LargeHam over-the-top narration]]. |
| 198 | --> "THEY WANTED SOME PRIVACY, BUT THEY WEREN'T ALLOWED ANY!!" |
| 199 | * Among the terrible things Britain exports, [[AscendedMeme Mars bars]]. |
| 200 | |
| 201 | %%[[AC:I HATE SUPREME]] |
| 202 | %%[[AC:I HATE Destiny 2: Forsaken]] |
| 203 | %%[[AC:I HATE TIKTOK]] |
| 204 | %%[[AC:I HATE 'LIVE ACTION' DISNEY REMAKES]] |
| 205 | %%[[AC:I HATE YOUTUBE REWIND 2018]] |
| 206 | %%[[AC:I HATE r/gaming]] |
| 207 | %%[[AC:I HATE ANTHEM]] |
| 208 | %%[[AC:I HATE Superhero Movies (2018)]] |
| 209 | %%[[AC:I HATE FUNKO POP VINYLS]] |
| 210 | %%[[AC:I HATE STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER]] |
| 211 | %%[[AC:I HATE 13 Reasons Why (Season 3)]] |
| 212 | %%[[AC:I HATE Superhero Movies (2019)]] |
| 213 | %%[[AC:10 Reasons Why I HATE 13 Reasons Why (Season 4)]] |
| 214 | %%[[AC:I HATE ANXIETY 2020]] |
| 215 | [[/folder]] |
| 216 | |
| 217 | [[folder:Comment Comeback]] |
| 218 | %%[[AC:Comment Comeback: I HATE PEWDIEPIE]] |
| 219 | %%[[AC:Comment Comeback: I HATE BRONIES]] |
| 220 | %%[[AC:Comment Comeback: I HATE deviantART]] |
| 221 | %%[[AC:Comment Comeback: I HATE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG]] |
| 222 | %%[[AC:Comment Comeback: I HATE FURRIES (Part 1)]] |
| 223 | %%[[AC:Comment Comeback: I HATE JUSTIN BIEBER]] |
| 224 | %%[[AC:Comment Comeback: I HATE MINECRAFT]] |
| 225 | %%[[AC:Comment Comeback: I HATE ANIME]] |
| 226 | %%[[AC:Comment Comeback: I HATE 4chan]] |
| 227 | %%[[AC:Comment Comeback: I HATE POKÉMON]] |
| 228 | %%[[AC:Comment Comeback: Trying to Watch: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]] |
| 229 | [[AC:Comment Comeback: I HATE REACTION VIDEOS (or, REACTION TO THE REACTOR'S REACTION)]] |
| 230 | * "...[[RunningGag Us]], [[InsistentTerminology reactionists]]..." |
| 231 | * Alex moaning about a reaction channel's intro. |
| 232 | ** And then: |
| 233 | --->'''Rashad the Reactor:''' "'I HATE REACTION VIDEOS!!' I also hate good editing!!" ''[giggles]''\ |
| 234 | '''I Hate Everything:''' I'm not really sure what that's supposed to mean. I guess you're hoping for a bit more of ''this'' in my video...\ |
| 235 | ''(Rashad's channel intro plays)'' |
| 236 | *** It should be noted that Rashad's channel intro consists of [[SensoryAbuse 3D text of his name rapidly flipping and spinning around in space with very bright after-effects and rap music blaring at a distortedly loud volume for about ten seconds.]] |
| 237 | ** Also, there's a sort of irony that Rashad's channel logo has the lyrics "Why nigga hate?" in it in between his moaning about Alex's opinions. |
| 238 | ** Don't forget: |
| 239 | --->'''Rashad the Reactor:''' Look, I hate stepping on dog shit, but you don't see me making an entire [=YouTube=] career out of it. |
| 240 | --->'''I Hate Everything:''' You're absolutely right about that. You've made a [=YouTube=] career out of something much easier -- [[DeadpanSnarker at least with reaction videos, you never have to stand up and move around, so stepping in shit is a highly unlikely outcome]]. |
| 241 | %%[[AC:Comment Comeback: I HATE FROZEN]] |
| 242 | %%[[AC:Comment Comeback: I HATE FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S]] |
| 243 | %%[[AC:Comment Comeback: I HATE PSY]] |
| 244 | %%[[AC:Comment Comeback: I HATE FURRIES (Part 2)]] |
| 245 | %%[[AC:Comment Comeback: I HATE MINIONS]] |
| 246 | [[/folder]] |
| 247 | |
| 248 | [[folder:The Search for the Worst]] |
| 249 | %%[[AC:Druids]] |
| 250 | %%[[AC:3 Ninjas: High Noon At Mega Mountain]] |
| 251 | %%[[AC:Foodfight!]] |
| 252 | %%[[AC:Zaat]] |
| 253 | %%[[AC:The Oogieloves & The Big Balloon Adventure]] |
| 254 | %%[[AC:Birdemic: Shock and Terror]] |
| 255 | %%[[AC:Birdemic 2: The Resurrection]] |
| 256 | %%[[AC:Demon Island]] |
| 257 | %%[[AC:Troll 2]] |
| 258 | |
| 259 | [[AC:Film/{{The Room|2003}}]] |
| 260 | * This film gets the fastest ''FUCK THIS MOVIE'' FlippingTheBird of any on the list - given the second Tommy Wiseau appears saying, "Hi, babe!" |
| 261 | |
| 262 | %%[[AC:Invaders from Space]] |
| 263 | %%[[AC:Santa Claus Conquers the Martians]] |
| 264 | %%[[AC:Leonard Part 6]] |
| 265 | %%[[AC:Manos: The Hands of Fate]] |
| 266 | %%[[AC:House of the Dead]] |
| 267 | %%[[AC:The Star Wars Holiday Special]] |
| 268 | %%[[AC:Robot Monster]] |
| 269 | |
| 270 | [[AC:[[Film/ItLivesByNight The Bat People]]]] |
| 271 | * Batdoctor's (IHE can't be arsed to remember the guy's real name so he gets called this instead) narmtastic screaming used as a transition shot/ weak jumpscare. |
| 272 | * Willfully misinterpreting the rabies vaccine scene (a big syringe of clear fluid slowly injected into Batdoctor's abdomen) as the doctor giving his patient a handy. |
| 273 | %%[[AC:The Last Airbender]] |
| 274 | %%[[AC:Bionicle: Mask of Light]] |
| 275 | |
| 276 | [[AC: Baby Geniuses]] |
| 277 | * The RunningGag where a canned audience laughs at the inappropriate jokes in the movie. |
| 278 | * A fart sound and people laughing playing when a criticism of his Bionicle: Mask of Light review is shown on screen. |
| 279 | * "AND OH MY FUCKING CHRIST! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? What the hell is that? And why is it here?" |
| 280 | * IHE making fun of the movie's rating after going over the scene in the alley. |
| 281 | * IHE showing an edited scene where Baby Boo-Boo calls his dad a cunt. |
| 282 | * When he tries to say the movie's title during one part, he calls it "Pequeños genios, son los ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'' en vivo!"[[note]] Little Geniuses, a live version of ''Rugrats''![[/note]]. |
| 283 | |
| 284 | %%[[AC:Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2]] |
| 285 | |
| 286 | [[AC:Film/TheGarbagePailKidsMovie]] |
| 287 | * IHE being completely repulsed by the designs of the Garbage Pail Kids themselves, and stating that he wants to burn, purge, and eradicate every last one of them if they existed in real life. |
| 288 | ** In the "Making Of" video, he acknowledges that the film started off as a straight ''horror film'', and it shows. |
| 289 | |
| 290 | [[AC:Jurassic Shark]] |
| 291 | --> '''IHE''': So the ladies jump into 6 inch deep water, you know, [[SarcasmMode the perfect habitat for 16 meter long sharks.]] |
| 292 | * Painteen. |
| 293 | --> '''IHE''': Those people are a bunch of criminals who stole a valuable painting, or painTEEN as she likes to say. |
| 294 | --> '''Female Criminal''': You damaged that painteen? |
| 295 | * The main cast. |
| 296 | --> '''IHE''': Here are the [[SarcasmMode really cool and interesting]] characters. You have: WOMAN 1 [[{{Tradesnark}} ™]], BITCH 2 [[{{Tradesnark}} ™]] and THE OTHER ONE [[{{Tradesnark}} ™]], and you also have DEAD MAN [[{{Tradesnark}} ™]], because he's gonna be dead in a second. |
| 297 | |
| 298 | [[AC:WesternAnimation/TheLittlePandaFighter]] |
| 299 | * All the bear puns. His delivery of the lines makes him sound utterly {{Adorkable}} even if we never see his face. |
| 300 | --> '''IHE''': I only [[StealthPun BEAR]]ly made into the end of this movie.\ |
| 301 | ''(cue pic of winking brown bear)'' |
| 302 | * IHE talking about the awful animation. |
| 303 | --> '''IHE''': Why do the pecks on this polar bear thing, [[LikeIsLikeAComma like]], bend and fold over? Is that intentional? That's kinda gross. |
| 304 | * The description of Little Robots on Website/IMDb being "This is a shitty movie about a dumb thing". |
| 305 | --> '''IHE''': The company gives ''this little of a [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]'', that they let some public description that describes their movie as "shitty" - straight up, no sugarcoating - just exist and be freely available. I feel like I almost need to give them props because this is [[PunctuatedForEmphasis un. be-fucking. lievable.]] |
| 306 | * IHE actually bought every copy of the mockbuster in the video store he found it, so that people wouldn't buy it by accident for ''Kung Fu Panda'', saying that he did humanity a service in getting rid of them. |
| 307 | |
| 308 | [[AC:Film/CoolCatSavesTheKids]] |
| 309 | * IHE calling Cool Cal various names such as Cunt Cat, Cool Cunt, Cat Cunt, and then finally, Cunt Cunt. |
| 310 | ** It gets even better at the end of the video when IHE calls the movie "Cunty Cunt Cunts The Cunts". |
| 311 | * His and Jar Media's incredibly accurate impressions of Cool Cat's voice at the beginning of the SFTW episode and the "Trying to Watch" episode. It sounds like a [[Characters/RickAndMortyOthers Mr. Meeseeks]] being strangled. |
| 312 | -->"'''WHOA, COOL! COOL CAT SAVES THE KIDS IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE, HAHA, WHOOO! NOW REMEMBER KIDS, BULLYING IS WRONG, OOOH!!!! WHOA MAMA, IF YOU FIND A GUN MAKE SURE YOU TELL YOUR DADDY, DADDY DEREK! GOOOOOH! OH THIS MOVIE, IS SO GOOD! HAHA, YEAH, WHOOO!! I LOVE ALL THE KIDS, ALL OF THEM! I LOVE BABIES! EXQUISITE!!!!! I WENT TO MY MESSAGES AND I HAD A RUDE ONE! THEY CALLED ME AN ASSHOHOLIC BITCH, OOOH!!!! I DON'T LIKE MESSAGES LIKE THAT, THAT'S MEAN!!!! MMMMM!'''" |
| 313 | -->"Ow, ow. Ow..." |
| 314 | ** Don't forget his Daddy Derek voice: |
| 315 | --> [[UsefulNotes/TheWestCountry "Let's go to mah office, Cool Cat!" "Mah jeans are really high on mah bodeh!" "Can't wait to go have sex with mah cat wife later on tonight!"]] |
| 316 | [[AC:Film/TheAmazingBulk]] |
| 317 | * IHE breaks down during a stilted scene with General Darwin hating dust. With error messages popping up. |
| 318 | --> '''General Darwin:''' ''I hate dust!'' |
| 319 | --> *cuts to IHE introduction scene at high speed* |
| 320 | --> *IHE presents: multiple General Darwins appear, saying:* |
| 321 | --> '''I HATE DUST!''' |
| 322 | * His reaction towards the first three minutes of the movie's camera panning. |
| 323 | * IHE interrogating the DVD case of the movie, trying to understand it. |
| 324 | * IHE's complete disgust with Dr. Kantlove, whom he despises the most in the film. |
| 325 | --> '''IHE:''' ''Then this weird cartoon character villain waddles in, and is awkward, painful and boring! And the worst thing ever! [[MadnessMantra I hate! I hate!! I HATE!!! I HA-]] and then he shoots the guard and turns him into a skeleton.'' |
| 326 | * IHE hates this movie so much that he has an entire thesaurus of the word "hate" spoken all at once how much he despises this "film." |
| 327 | --> '''IHE:''' ''But if you haven't guessed, I...'' |
| 328 | --> '''*shouts multiple words at once related to hate, such as "hate, loathe, resent, abhor, detest, object, scorn, despise, and cunt"*''' |
| 329 | --> ''... this movie.'' |
| 330 | --> '''Random person:''' ''Well WHY? It's just a movie! |
| 331 | --> '''IHE:''' ''[[NoYou You're just a movie, shut the fuck up!]]'' |
| 332 | * While describing the sequence where the police chase the Bulk, [[https://youtu.be/UE7I5mPHsSU?t=1052 he rants about a scene focusing on random characters in a car who get killed off.]] Said shot, however, was something he created, [[StylisticSuck and yet it fits into the film perfectly]]. Even funnier is the driver holding his hands to his face before crashing into the Bulk, [[SpecialEffectFailure while some CG hands are still holding the wheel]]. |
| 333 | * After trying not to question a CGI monkey coming out of the rocket landing on the moon, IHE watches some terrible green screen settings, until he sees [[AnachronismStew the CGI leprechaun.]] The leprechaun becomes [[DespairEventHorizon a big rage breaking point for IHE,]] which causes him to bring up [[WhatCouldHaveBeen a deleted scene with a toy dragon]] wondering why the leprechaun was kept in. |
| 334 | --> '''IHE:''' ''A leprechaun?! OKAY DUDE! You CLEARLY do not care anymore!!'' |
| 335 | * IHE trying to comprehend the insanity that is the last few minutes of the movie, including an alien landing, the bulk running around in the most awkward pace possible through numerous random settings, while trying to escape from the military and random things attacking him, including [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Robin Hood and Zeus the God of FUCKING THUNDER.]] |
| 336 | * IHE flabbergastedely admitting that The Room, Troll 2, and even ''Garbage Pail Kids'' (which ''used'' to be the worst movie he watched on the list), were at least movies, labeling Bulk as the new worst movie. Even when spinning the wheel on the next movie for search for the worst, IHE is apathetic, denying any possibility that it's worse than The Amazing Bulk. |
| 337 | * The entirety of Trying to Watch The Amazing Bulk, as IHE's slowly devolves into angrish. |
| 338 | --> '''IHE:''' '' Reuben a-are you fucking...'' *slams fist* ''Reuben are you'' '''fucking?!!''' |
| 339 | --> '''Reuben:''' ''I wish I was fucking, but here I am, watching this.'' |
| 340 | * His first comment on the film |
| 341 | --> '''IHE:''' The Amazing Bulk is a death sandwich... [[PerfectlyCromulentWord I don't even know what that means!]] |
| 342 | |
| 343 | [[AC:Film/{{Laserblast}}]] |
| 344 | * His opening words: "Laser Blast...is the most adorable thing ever" and suddenly a strange baby drawing flies onto the screen with a baby laugh.[[labelnote:*]]According to Alex on a stream someone said they had a slight case of PTSD from this coming out of nowhere.[[/labelnote]] To be fair after The Amazing Bulk a lot of movies would be cute. |
| 345 | * IHE pointing out that none of the [[DawsonCasting "teenager" characters]] in the movie actually resemble teenagers. |
| 346 | * The two bullying cops often get on IHE's nerves. He plays up being worried when the two make someone flip their car over to avoid getting hit, the skinny cop was smoking weed, he's worried about the passenger being an older person while a laugh track starts playing. |
| 347 | * Alex begin tallying the number of times he's confused by a plot point or lack of one. These quickly add up. |
| 348 | * IHE gets way too into Laserblast's protagonist playfully tackling his girlfriend, adding in crunching sound effects and [[RunningGag looping the bit many times.]] |
| 349 | |
| 350 | [[AC:[[{{Mockbuster}} The (NOT DISNEY) Collection]]]] |
| 351 | * Alex and Reuben from JAR Media spent four days watching eight horrible movies. According to Alex, Reuben died from it, and he hasn't yet gotten rid of the body. |
| 352 | ** However, Alex calls Reuben at one point, and challenges him to describe the plot of ''Whats UP! Balloon to the Rescue''. Reuben fails. |
| 353 | * While watching ''Fantastic 4orce'', Alex and Reuben correctly predict that the {{Gasshole}} kid is going to fart his way back onto a spaceship some time before it actually happens. They spend the next minute or so in anticipation of this, with Alex becoming increasingly desperate to see it happen. |
| 354 | --> '''Alex''': Fuck it- He's gonna fart, isn't he? Is he going to- Something in this scene is going to involve a fart. [...] Is he gonna get out of his problem by farting? [...] Now he's gonna fart his way towards it, isn't he? (the spaceship drives off without the kid) Fucking leave him there to die. Fuck you. He's gonna fart his way up- he ''has'' to fart, he ''has'' to!\ |
| 355 | '''Reuben''': He's gonna jump and fart.\ |
| 356 | '''Alex''': He is gonna fart, he has to.\ |
| 357 | '''Reuben''': Maybe he'll shart instead.\ |
| 358 | '''Alex''': He fucking ''has'' to fart, or [[DisproportionateRetribution I'm going to fucking burn everything!]]\ |
| 359 | '''Reuben''': Alex isn't joking, he will raise this-\ |
| 360 | [Kid finally farts]\ |
| 361 | '''Alex''': There it is!\ |
| 362 | '''Reuben''': Yeah! |
| 363 | ** Alex then declares ''Fantastic 4orce'' to be his favorite film in the collection just from that scene alone. |
| 364 | ** Later in the film, Alex decides that instead of a plan the directors of the film just have a billboard with the word "fart" on it. |
| 365 | ** Reuben changing the line "Soft, cuddly pussy cats!" to "Soft, cuddly pussy!". |
| 366 | * "If I ever need to describe anything as being boring ever again, instead I'm gonna use the words ''Frozen Land'' as an adjective instead of boring. Boring, ''boring'' Frozen Land!" |
| 367 | * Alex shows and describes scenes in ''A Car's Life'' where death, murder and other dark themes are shown or brought up... [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids while showing the DVD's U rating]].[[labelnote:*]]"U" (or "Universal") being the UK equivalent to the G rating in America.[[/labelnote]] |
| 368 | ** Alex's delivery of the line is just hilarious: "... ''A Car's Life'' is my religion." |
| 369 | * His bewilderment at ''Tangled Up'', from its bizarre intro and music, to the fact that it doesn't start with anything to do with Rapunzel, to the realization that it's nothing more than stolen educational cartoons made by Encyclopedia Britanica put into one DVD [[CoversAlwaysLie disguised as]] a ''WesternAnimation/{{Tangled}}'' ripoff[[labelnote:*]]To be exact, the cartoons are animated segments from [[WesternAnimation/BritannicasTalesAroundTheWorld an edutainment TV show]] which revolved around comparing fairy tales from various world cultures. Not even full cartoons, ''animated segments'' from a TV show. In addition, the DVD version he uses removed Creator/PatMorita as the host; the VHS versions have him setting up each tale.[[/labelnote]]. |
| 370 | --> '''IHE:''' Hey, this intro's kind of cool, what's this about? |
| 371 | --> [The intro continues, until it finally transitions to a title card that says 'Literature/HanselAndGretel'] |
| 372 | --> '''IHE:''' [[FlatWhat What??]] What the fu....what the fuck- Who?! Is this real?! Wait, Tangled Up is a rip-off of ''WesternAnimation/{{Tangled}}'', which is based on Rapunzel right? N-not Hansel and Gretel, n-not Hansel and Gretel! [[RuleOfThree Not Hansel and Gretel]] what-what is going on? What is this? Hello? Hello? Am-am I in purgatory? Is this even a movie? Is this even a fucking mov-what is this? Wha-What on earth am I looking at?! Why is this Hansel and Gretel? I didn't pay for Hansel and Gretel, I paid for Rapunzel! |
| 373 | --> [Then, jump-cut to the end credits after a short period of time] |
| 374 | --> '''IHE:''' Oh it's over, but wait th-there's still another thirty minutes left! |
| 375 | --> [The same intro from earlier plays again] |
| 376 | --> '''IHE:''' Okay ma-maybe the next one is Rapunzel, let's calm down. Okay it's this intro, again. This music really hurts my brain! |
| 377 | --> [It then transitions to the title card of the next cartoon, 'The Woodcutter's Wealthy Sister'] |
| 378 | --> '''IHE:''' ''[[BigWhat What? What?!]]'' ''The Woodcutter's Wealthy Sister?'' What kind of fairy tale is this? Who made this Rapunzel DVD? I want my money back! |
| 379 | ** Speaking of the intro, you might notice a tower that swoops by, with two bushes each [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything on either side of it]]. |
| 380 | ** Alex and Reuben's original reactions from the ''Trying to Watch'' are pretty great as well, as soon as they see the title "Hansel and Gretel" instead of Rapunzel they burst out laughing, and don't stop for a good twenty seconds. |
| 381 | ** One of the characters in ''Tangled Up'' is named Reuben and can speak to birds. Cue jokes about how Reuben from JAR Media [[DoubleEntendre talks to all the birds]]. |
| 382 | * A reindeer from Braver (A.K.A. Fairy Tale Christmas) says, "Not getting one of your ridiculous ideas". IHE edits it so it sounds like, "You're a dick", and plays it at various points as a RunningGag. |
| 383 | |
| 384 | [[AC:Shark Exorcist]] |
| 385 | * The movie is so horrible that Alex pretty much couldn't find a word in the '''entire English language''' that could express his immense hatred for this movie, so he had to do it through a bunch of incomprehensible noises. |
| 386 | * Of all things, Alex actually gets pissed off after seeing a character playing the slide improperly. He then ranted about the particular scene and declaring that this scene is the number one reason why this movie is horrible. |
| 387 | * Alex's reaction to the [[TheStinger post-credits scene]], [[GainaxEnding which makes no sense and has no purpose at all]], but still lasts for seven entire minutes. It pretty much cements the movie's spot as the worst of the worst for IHE. |
| 388 | |
| 389 | [[AC: [[Film/FredTheMovie The Fred Trilogy]]]] |
| 390 | * The opening to the video: |
| 391 | -->'''Fred:''' Hi, it's (video slows down and zooms in on Fred's face) FREEEEED! |
| 392 | * The part where Alex messes up the last few minutes of the movie by adding fart sounds and people yelling "FUCK YOU!" at the final scene in the movie where Fred gets back together with Judy. |
| 393 | * "He finally arrives at [[Music/{{Eels}} Susan's house]] because he [[WaxingLyrical can't be alone tonight!]]" |
| 394 | * After Alex finishes reviewing the first film, he has a seizure (complete with flashbacks to scenes from the first Fred movie). When he wakes up in a hospital, he asks [=RalphTheMovieMaker=] to review the second film for him while he recovers. |
| 395 | * Ralph's fake PSA that tells the viewers that they don't have to watch the Fred movies if they don't have to, and he tells the audience that if they do choose to watch it, they have to use proper protection (as if they were going to have sex with someone). |
| 396 | * Ralph making fun of the movie's editing: |
| 397 | -->"You-have-to-constantly-move-around-the-fucking-room...'cause it's funny!" |
| 398 | -->"This is Talia, '''ding!''' Insert StockSoundEffect here, '''ding!'''" |
| 399 | -->"Now-I'm-going-to-do-dissolves...'cause I'm an amateur!" |
| 400 | * Ralph making fun of what Kevin is wearing by saying he wore a similar outfit to Kevin when he was in high school. |
| 401 | * Ralph reacting to Lucas Cruikshank's claim that he has no memory of doing some of the Fred videos by comparing it to [[RepressedMemories repressing a memory of a traumatic event]], which then leads to a lengthy and ''very'' [[BlackComedy dark child-molestation joke]]. |
| 402 | --> '''Ralph:''' ''[numbly]'' ...and then he took me in the back seat...and he took out his [[UnusualEuphemism ding-dong]] and said..."yeah, can you play Whack-a-Mole?" Do it again, just...just do it on my ding-dong this time. ''[suddenly normal]'' But anyway I've repressed that, so it's totally fine. |
| 403 | * Ralph shooting himself offscreen during a scene where Fred sings. |
| 404 | * Ralph noticing the blatant ProductPlacement in Fred's fridge: |
| 405 | -->"Yeah, have some [=SunnyD=], dude! [=SunnyD=] is the shit! Drink that shit all the time when I'm hanging out with the ladies in my cool R hat and "Me" shirt! Picking up some Cherokee chicks on the Trail of Beers, you know what I'm saying?" |
| 406 | * Ralph putting a picture of Adolf Hitler during Fred's speech about how to tell if someone's a vampire. |
| 407 | * Ralph's jokes about how the movie has sexual undertones, since he thinks Mr. Devlin's actually a sexual predator: |
| 408 | ** "You-you look like a kid in my class! Turn around and take off all your clothes! They don't know it's you!" |
| 409 | ** "Everyone in my office! We're going to play a game of Musical Chairs...except I'm one of the chairs." |
| 410 | * There's a series of jokes where he censors dialogue about Mr. Devlin with [[SoundEffectsBleep Sound Effects Bleeps]] to make it sound sexual: |
| 411 | --> '''Bertha:''' I think he said he's gonna suck the '''[BLEEP]''' outta those kids! |
| 412 | -->'''Fred: ''' What makes you think we'd give you any of our '''[BLEEP]''', Mr. Devlin? |
| 413 | --> '''Mr. Devlin:''' For the '''[BLEEP]''' drive! I'm going to get a pint of '''[BLEEP]''' from each of the kids! Kevin gave a pint this morning! He's giving the gift of life to someone who needs it! |
| 414 | --> '''Fred's Dad:''' You gotta suck his '''[BLEEP]'''! Suck his '''[BLEEP]''' before he sucks yours! Grab his neck like this! Turn his head sideways like this! |
| 415 | * Alex talking to the Fred 3: Camp Fred disc in a high-pitched voice before he starts reviewing the film: |
| 416 | -->"Come here, Camp Fred! It's time to make you SQUEEEAAAL like a little pig! Come here! Ooooh! COME HERE!" |
| 417 | * Alex saying that Fred 3 was so bad that even the film didn't want anything to do with itself. This is proven when he states that after he opened the DVD set, the disc tried to escape from him and he had to hunt it down. |
| 418 | * At the end, it is revealed that when Alex was younger, he made a series of Fred-inspired videos about a cowboy named Pisser Dick. Unfortunately, he couldn't show the videos because they got deleted off of his iPhone. |
| 419 | |
| 420 | [[AC:Film/{{XX}}]] |
| 421 | * Alex lists off as many male directors off the top of his head as he can, with accompanying portrait shots. He then represents Creator/MichaelBay with an [[MadBomber explosion]], Creator/ZackSnyder with an [[ColorWash achromatic]] exaggerated [[{{Wangst}} sad face]], Creator/WoodyAllen with a prune and Creator/TimBurton with a black border terrier. |
| 422 | |
| 423 | [[AC:[[WesternAnimation/GummibarTheYummyGummySearchForSanta The Yummy Gummy Search For Santa]]]] |
| 424 | * IHE asking his dog Manx to eat the DVD. |
| 425 | * IHE making fun of icanrockyourworld's avatar being Gummy Bear's butt. |
| 426 | * Gummi Bear's butt being shown as a running gag at random points. |
| 427 | * A scene from ''Film/{{Aliens}}'' being spoofed as a "secret recording session" for the movie. |
| 428 | * IHE saying he'd rather look at pictures of John Travolta than Gummy Bear. |
| 429 | * An explosion being shown when a Christmas tree falls on Santa. |
| 430 | * A fake laugh track being played during one of the cat's jokes. |
| 431 | * "I didn't think consumption of alcohol and gambling --was allowed in children's movies!" |
| 432 | * During "Nuki Nuki", the Google definition of "nuki" is shown. |
| 433 | * "Tell you what, these guys have balls to put their names on this bullshit!" |
| 434 | * IHE asking the viewers to visit Gummy Bear's Twitter since people like to post negative things on their posts, like rating his humor a 1/10. |
| 435 | |
| 436 | [[AC:Film/NotCool]] |
| 437 | * During a scene in the movie that takes place at a supermarket, Alex notices some familiar music. Upon realizing it’s his theme song, he says this: |
| 438 | --> '''IHE:''' First they steal my shtick about hating everything, now they steal the Kevin [=McCloud=] elevator music that I don’t even own that I use for my intro in a film they made in 2014, where I had only existed for a few months. |
| 439 | |
| 440 | [[AC:The (NOT DREAMWORKS) Collection]] |
| 441 | * WebVideo/ChrisStuckmann sardonically overanalyzing the DVD to ''An Ant's Life'': |
| 442 | --> '''Stuckmann:''' I am immediately drawn to the tagline: "What really goes on in your backyard." So I'm curious. Is this a statement, or is it perhaps proposing a thought-provoking scenario? |
| 443 | * Stuckmann being confused by the moral of the movie: |
| 444 | --> '''Stuckmann:''' What's the moral to ''An Ant's Life''? Don't trust someone who says they're your sister because they might be lying to you to force you to do hard labor? ''(very long beat)'' That's a very complex message for a child to understand. ''(half-laughs)'' |
| 445 | * Upon learning that the length of ''An Ant's Life'' is less than half of what its DVD claims, he silently gets up from his chair and disgustedly chucks the DVD to the floor. |
| 446 | * [[WebVideo/YourmoviesucksDOTorg YourMovieSucks.org]] investigates what's on the Ratatoing DVD, and finds a link to a website named Peter Pan. What's on the website? An "index of" page, linking to an icon and literally nothing else. |
| 447 | * Alex and his brother Jim get so bored and irritated during the ''Trying to Watch'' that they start entertaining themselves and completely ignoring the movies. |
| 448 | ** Jim is annoyed by the protagonist's name in Little Bee being Beenard, so Alex looks up a list of names that start with 'B.' They come across "Bodmod" and HilarityEnsues. |
| 449 | --> '''Alex:''' You name your child ''Bodmod'' when... when you resent them in every way. |
| 450 | *** They eventually decide "Slit Bodmod" is the worst possible name for a child. |
| 451 | ** When the bees break into a musical number: |
| 452 | --> '''Alex:''' I feel like I'm watching WesternAnimation/BigMouth. |
| 453 | --> '''Jim:''' (singing) ''Life is awful...'' |
| 454 | --> '''Alex:''' Life is like a bee! (Jim cracks up laughing) [[RunningGag My name is Bodmod!]] |
| 455 | ** At one point in Little Bee, there's a scene transition that Alex calls a "Franchise/StarWars screen wipe." Jim says that Creator/GeorgeLucas must have directed the movie. Almost ''immediately'' afterward, Beenard says "I have a bad feeling about this," causing both Alex and Jim to freak out. |
| 456 | |
| 457 | [[AC:Woody Woodpecker (2017)]] |
| 458 | * IHE comparing Woody Woodpecker's low quality audio with a Go-Pro. |
| 459 | --> '''IHE Go-Pro:''' "You all right mate?! Its Woody the Woodpecker, innit?! [[AnnoyingLaugh Heh-He-Hah-HAAH-HA!]]" |
| 460 | * "Three minutes, and it's already this much wrong. [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh, mama...]]" |
| 461 | * After Woody does his signature laugh while [[ToiletHumor farting in unison,]] this is IHE's response: |
| 462 | --> '''IHE:''' "[[NoJustNoReaction Well, that's possibly the worst thing I've ever seen in my life.]] I'm bumping this film 14 places down in the list just for that alone." |
| 463 | * IHE watches in horror as Woody assaults everyone: burying several workers in wet cement, causing a crane to crash an occupied portable restroom, and electrocuting a worker. |
| 464 | --> '''IHE:''' "Woody doesn't like his home being destroyed, in return, he destroys the builder's lives, by... [[LeaveNoSurvivors murdering them.]]" |
| 465 | * After Woody Woodpecker leaves the gas stove running... |
| 466 | --> '''IHE:''' "Woody's kind of a {{serial killer}}..." |
| 467 | * Woody strips a couple of bullies: |
| 468 | --> '''IHE:''' "Looks like we found the next Hollywood scandal waiting to happen." |
| 469 | * When the kids sing "Surfin' Bird": |
| 470 | --> '''Kids:''' "Well everybody's heard, about the bird-" |
| 471 | --> '''Screaming Silhouette with burning movie cover:''' '''"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"''' |
| 472 | --> '''IHE:''' There are endless songs about birds that exist. And ''this'' is the one they chose." |
| 473 | * After another fart joke is made... |
| 474 | --> '''IHE:''' "Farts are funny, people! Wake up!" |
| 475 | |
| 476 | [[/folder]] |
| 477 | |
| 478 | %%[[folder:Trying to Watch]] |
| 479 | %%[[AC:My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]] |
| 480 | %%[[AC:The Star Wars Holiday Special]] |
| 481 | %%[[AC:Robot Monster]] |
| 482 | %%[[AC:The Bat People]] |
| 483 | %%[[AC:The Last Airbender]] |
| 484 | %%[[AC:Bionicle: Mask of Light]] |
| 485 | %%[[AC:Baby Geniuses]] |
| 486 | %%[[AC:Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2]] |
| 487 | %%[[AC:The Garbage Pail Kids Movie]] |
| 488 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 489 | %%[[folder:Dramatic Reading: AWFUL DeviantART Story 'Hope']] |
| 490 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 491 | %%[[folder:Top 5's]] |
| 492 | %%[[AC:Most DISAPPOINTING Games of 2014]] |
| 493 | %%[[AC:WORST Things of 2014]] |
| 494 | %%[[AC:WORST Movies of 2014]] |
| 495 | %%[[AC:WORST Fanbases (2015)]] |
| 496 | %%[[AC:Things The Star Wars Prequels Did Horribly, Horribly WRONG]] |
| 497 | %%[[AC:Things The Star Wars Prequels Did Right]] |
| 498 | %%[[AC:Assasin's Creed Games]] |
| 499 | %%[[AC:Halo Campaigns]] |
| 500 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 501 | %%[[folder:Mini Rants]] |
| 502 | %%[[AC:KITEMAN/ENERGY DRINKS/FINGER LICKING]] |
| 503 | %%[[AC:SELFIES/GAME TUTORIALS/WINTER]] |
| 504 | %%[[AC:SHIRTLESS MEN/ETIQUETTE/DRAW MY LIFE]] |
| 505 | %%[[AC:THE LOTTERY/PUBLIC TOILETS/NATURAL DISASTERS]] |
| 506 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 507 | %%[[folder:Specials]] |
| 508 | %%[[AC:The Origin of I HATE EVERYTHING]] |
| 509 | %%[[AC:AQUAMAN'S NEW SUIT]] |
| 510 | %%[[AC:I Have a Confession to Make...]] |
| 511 | %%[[AC:OI, GOVERNMENT]] |
| 512 | %%[[AC:I HATE CHANNEL TRAILERS]] |
| 513 | %%[[AC:I LOVE STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS]] |
| 514 | %%[[AC:Star Wars: The Last Jedi]] |
| 515 | %%[[AC:Superhero Movies (2017)]] |
| 516 | %%[[AC:Destiny 2: Shadowkeep]] |
| 517 | %%[[/folder]] |
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