Line #14 Funny/IAmWeasel


1	Let's just say that the smart Weasel and the moronic Baboon make for a hilarious combo.
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3	* The "I Am Deity" episode, where Weasel and Baboon start up miniature civilizations in petri dishes. Weasel's civilization evolves at a rapid rate, while Baboon's remain frozen in pre-wheel prehistory.
4	** Weasel (and his assistant) start their civilization inside a petri dish. Where does Baboon start his? ''In the cat's litterbox''.
5	** And then Baboon attempts to introduce warfare in protest. He does so by placing a slingshot. While they do replicate it much to Baboon's delight, they then start ''[[CargoCult worshiping]]'' it. Baboon tries again by throwing some dirt after them. Finally getting the hint the baboons throw the clump [[EpicFail right back at themselves]].
6	* The ending of "I.R. Plant Life", where I.R. ends up marrying a thistle that's become part-baboon from receiving a nerve transplant from him, is this, {{Squick}} and a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment\|s}} all in one.
7	* In "I Bee Weasel", I.R. Baboon is a bee who has to communicate the location of a bed of flowers by dancing. He's so terrible at it that he sends the bees into a chimney, a no-Bee strip, and a passing car's windshield.
8	* Baboon turning Weasel into a talking fridge in the Law of Gravity episode.
9	* From the first episode, Baboon sees a meteor.
10	-->"Look, it visible to naked eye!"
11	* [[DrosteImage "EVERYONE'S WATCHING ME."]]
12	* In "Revolutionary Weasel", Baboon gets his rear stuck in a cannon at Fort Ticonderoga and is forced to fire it, causing him to be sent flying (sending the Redcoats retreating in the process) and ending up in a zoo, where he is put on display as "a perfect specimen Red-butt Monkey".
13	** Afterwards, the signing of the Declaration of Independence goes awry when Baboon attempts to sign it himself after John Hancock only to spill ink all over the document, poke a hole through it, and finally tear it half after a tug-of-war with Thomas Jefferson, prompting Benjamin Franklin to form an angry mob against Baboon and Weasel. As they're hiding, Weasel orders Baboon [[TemptingFate not to touch anything]], but the monkey accidentally ends up cracking the Liberty Bell by simply leaning against a platform.
14	** And then later, things are looking bleak for the army at Valley Forge, and George Washington (who turns out to be very short) has reached the DespairEventHorizon... only for him and the rest of the soldiers to fall over laughing at Baboon's butt. This gives Weasel an idea on winning the battle, by having the soldiers wear fake baboon buttocks so the Redcoats fall over laughing at them. It works.
15	--->'''Old Weasel''': And so they laughed so hard they couldn't fight.
16	** What happened to the defeated King and Queen of England? He became a pizza delivery man and has to smush pizza into his face every time he is late even for one minute (since it will be [[{{Pun}} on him]] by then). This is passed down to his descendants.
17	--->"I'll never forgive my ancestors for screwing up! NEVERRRRRR!!!!!!"
18	* The Red Guy, of course.
19	* In "Queen of Denile", the entire scene of I.R. Baboon DisguisedInDrag as a female asp, from his objections ("I.R. HUMILIATING!") to Weasel and Queen Cleopantsless' nonchalance at Baboon being torn limb from limb by the asps when they find out.
20	** The modern day Baboon and Weasel discover the secret entrance into the pyramid, only to find Red Guy and the asps ''still alive'' in there (albeit with long grey beards), and perfectly sane and happy.
21	--->'''Cleopantless''': Hey guys, you know any asps? They're not so bad when you get to know them!\
22	[''Weasel and Baboon laugh awkwardly before closing the entrance and driving off'']
23	* The beginning of "I.M. An Artiste," where the Red Guy (hosting a show called ''Arting Around With Red Hiney'') is painting his mother, which he depicts as a horse's ass with the words, "Red's Mom" on top.
24	** Most of the episode takes place in Paris during the artistic revolution in 1909, and one of the characters is Creator/VincentVanGogh. A RunningGag is that he's deaf in one ear due to cutting it off.
25	** I.R tries to sell one of his artworks to a passing Frenchwoman, who promptly smacks him into the Seine with a baguette, where he's run over by a passing motorboat.
26	** I.B Red Guy running a parody of the Moulin Rouge named Moulin Derriere.
27	** In this universe, oil painting wasn't invented until Weasel thought of it, so all the classic artists use crayons and coloring books for their work, and rather than framing them, pin them up with fridge magnets and thumbtacks. Even the Renaissance artwork in the Louvre are crayon drawings.
28	** One of the transition cards says "Later... back in Estats Unis", which is a misspelling of the French word for the United States ("États Unis" and should be pronounced "Etass-Oonee"), that the Red Guy hilariously pronounces with [[NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent no attempt to pronounce it in French]] as Ehstats-Ooniss.
29	* "A Troo Storee", which involves I.R being forced to write a whole book by himself that was intended to be written by a room full of monkeys and typewriters.
30	** The finished product of Baboon's story:
31	--->"One upon a timing, in a land next to another land, blah blah blah munchkins blah blah blah. Then the baboon is finding puppy blah blah and the mushroom princess are eating the fairy king in stew. The End."\
32	'''Weasel''': Don't you get it, you buffoon?! You've written a book that is so bad, that it makes people dumber instead of smarter! ''(pan over the various disasters occurring in the street due to people reading I.R.'s book)''
33	** But when Weasel finally reads the book himself, it has no effect. Turns out everyone was ALREADY dumb and Weasel just hadn't noticed it before.
34	* This line at the end of "I Am Franken-Weasel".
35	-->'''Weasel''': Frankly Igor, I don't give a... [[{{gosh dang it to heck}} dang...]]
36	* "I.R. Pixie Fairie", a fairy tale about a tribe of [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin pixie]] versions of Baboon living in a sponge (what you use to clean dishes and kitchen tops, not a ManChild who still lives with his parents, dresses grungy, and always asks for money and the keys to the family car), as told by Uncle Breezybum (The Red Guy). ESPECIALLY the ending, where Weasel and Baboon take revenge on the narrator by making him turn into a pixie fairy, becoming obese, and losing his wings.
37	* "The Hole" ends with I.R. destroying the entire planet after using a giant cork to plug up an enormous underground volcano. In particular, the way Baboon casually drives his car over what little remains of the Earth and falls into the void of space.
38	* "I.R. Bush Pilot" where Baboon and Weasel are pilots on a charter plane that takes human couples upstream like salmon to spawn in the waters of their birth, and have to avoid a plague of rabid beavers on the way.
39	* "The Wrong Brothers", where I.B. Red Guy is the host of a cable show about the history of flight, and reveals the true innovators of the airplane, the Wrong Brothers, Weasel and Baboon. The Wright Brothers, their next door neighbors, are shown to be simplistic buffoons that make Baboon look smart, but get credit for inventing the first airplane when Orville accidentally falls into Baboon's prototype plane during a race. Weasel had invented a jumbo jet as part of the contest but forgot to invent fuel for it.
40	** Red Guy's reaction to the Wright Brothers and their braindead laughter.
41	---> '''Red Guy''': These guys scare me...
42	* "I Am Dragon Slayer", with Weasel as a brave knight and Baboon as his buffoonish squire who he is forced to train as a knight since he needs help in killing a dragon. How bad is he? Weasel lets him practice on a ''dragonfly'' and the dragonfly almost KILLS him. It all works out anyway when it's revealed that the dragon menacing the countryside is actually Red Guy wearing a giant paper mache suit.
43	* "Honey, I.R. Home":
44	** I.R. Baboon coming home from his fast food job and finding the Red Guy, dressed as a slovenly housewife, sitting on his couch and eating meat ripple ice cream. When he asks her who she is, she throws a fit about how she's his neglected wife and I.R. falls for it -- until he remembers that he's not married.
45	* I.R. Baboon learning how to drive. At one point, he attempts to drive a car with his tail much to Weasel's annoyance and horror.
46	-->'''Weasel:''' Mr. Baboon, this is not California.
47	** The ending must be mentioned: Weasel, who is in the hospital and has had to put up with an awful-driving, badly-rhyming I.R., tells Baboon that he cannot get his driver's license. The twist? Baboon wasn't trying to get a driver's license, but ''poetic'' license. Weasel promptly grants I.R. his poetic license and begs him to leave him alone.
48	* "My Friend, the Smart Banana":
49	** The titular smart banana having a Scottish accent.
50	** The ending gives some good MoodWhiplash where Weasel and Baboon go from mourning the banana's death to happily enjoying some banana cream pie made from the banana.
51	--->'''Weasel''': This was the best friend that I ever had.\
52	'''Baboon''': For dessert! (''he and Weasel laugh'')
53	* The ending of "I.R.'s First Bike", where it turns out that I.R. wasn't supposed to get a bike for Christmas in the first place. Santa deliberately swapped I.R.'s present (a banana) with that of a kid who wanted a bike for Christmas, just for a cheap laugh.
54	-->'''Rudolph''': Frankly, I think Santa's lost his mind.
55	* Oscar, the film director in "I Are Big Star", squealing "Action!". Creator/BronsonPinchot was having a riot in the role.
56	* "I Are Cliched":
57	** The episode, which features Weasel and Baboon as AnimatedActors working for director I.B Red Guy, revolves around them being forced to act out increasingly cliche scenarios, mostly half-assed WildTake scenes poorly lifted from older cartoons, such as the old "inflating eye" gag when Weasel sees a coin on the ground, and both of them having anvils and pianos dropped on them.
58	** Weasel discovers that not only is Red Guy ripping off old cartoons, ''he's literally reusing the scripts''! The script just has the names [[WesternAnimation/BugsBunny Bugs]] and [[WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures Buster]] crossed out, and Weasel added to them.
59	** Given an ultimatum, Red Guy instead casts them in his newest, most original project: ''[[Series/TheYoungAndTheRestless The Young And the Wrestlers]]''!
60	--->'''Weasel''': Dr. Baboon, I'm afraid we'll have to operate on that young wrestler!\
61	'''Baboon''': Not being afraid!
62	--->'''Nurse!Red''': Dr. Weasel, Dr. Baboon, I don't know how to tell you this, but walks in, visibly pregnant I think I may be expecting!
63	* "The Incredible Shrinking Weasel!"
64	** Baboon's "shrinking ray", which is a really big guy named "Ray" who shrinks Weasel and Baboon by simply stuffing them in a hypodermic needle that is used to inject them into the Red Guy.
65	--->'''Weasel''': Next time, ''I'm'' developing the shrink ray.\
66	'''Baboon''': I are sorrow.
67	** Baboon touches Red's ulnar nerve, causing Red to laugh hysterically while the two bounce about inside.
68	--->'''Weasel''': That's the ''funny bone'', you brainless oaf!\
69	'''Baboon''': It not being very funny to I.R. neither.
70	** The duo finally reach Red's cracked bone and start operation on it. Said operation consists of Weasel [[ItMakesSenseInContext brushing his teeth]] and then putting a little bandage over the crack.
71	** The ending. Weasel and Baboon don't make it out of Red's body in time when they are growing back to normal size, causing Red's head to become deformed with their shapes. Red likes his new look, but complains that he is "having these awful dreams about baboons and weasels." Meanwhile, Weasel and Baboon make themselves comfortable living inside, even setting Red's brain on fire to cook hot dogs over!
72	--->'''Baboon''': This are not being so bad!\
73	'''Weasel''': Yes. It's bigger than my last apartment. ''(he and Baboon laugh)''
74	* "I.R In Wrong Cartoon":
75	** In a crossover with ''WesternAnimation/CowAndChicken'', Cow develops a crush on Weasel, and manages to lure him into her cartoon using pie as bait, with a little help from her "naked skin rug" (i.e. I.B Red Guy). Weasel is at first reluctant to stay, but is pacified with the promise of more pie.
76	** Weasel becoming [[TemporaryBulkChange morbidly obese]] from eating too many of Cow's pies. Notably, he stays like this for the rest of the episode.
77	** Not to mention the way Cow brings him over; with a ''fishing pole'', which you can apparently use to interact with TV shows just by flipping open the top of the TV like an aquarium.
78	** The ending, where Red Guy is stuck in the cartoon by himself.
79	--->'''Announcer''': ''And now it's time for I.B Red Guy, and tonight's episode is called Been Pantsed!''\
80	'''Red Guy''': ''Ladies!!'' I.B Red Guy isn't happy! Starting to smell in here!
81	* "I R Good Dog":
82	** Baboon and Weasel are adopted from a pet store by a little boy named Timmy, who unfortunately isn't very good at taking care of his pets. For one thing, he stuffs them both in a goldfish bowl overnight, because he doesn't understand that neither species can breathe underwater, despite Weasel ''telling'' him this.
83	** Baboon ends up being taken to the pound overnight, and by the time Timmy finds out and shows up to save him, he's already been sent to the glue factory... where it turns out that stray pets are put to work on an assembly line rather than being turned into glue. [[EpicFail Baboon manages to glue himself to the assembly line while putting caps on the glue bottles]].
84	---> '''Baboon''': ''Please'' be ending cartoon, Baboon been humiliating enough for one day!
85	* "Enemy Camp":
86	** Just the fact that Weasel and Baboon decide to enroll at Enemy Camp, hosted by I.B Red Guy AKA Lance Sackless, despite being lifelong friends at this point.
87	** Red Guy's first attempt at turning them into enemies, which involves pretending to be Baboon's girlfriend and flirting with Weasel.
88	---> '''Weasel''': Well... I'm flattered, and don't think I'm not tempted (''Baboon growls'') but the baboon is my friend, and I'd never betray his trust! So off you go with your boyfriend!\
89	'''Sackless''': (''while being dragged away by Baboon'') Guess who's not getting invited to my Christmas party this year!
90	** The next attempt, which involves dressing up like Baboon's mother and pretending Weasel stuck her adrift on a boat with a lit stick of dynamite. Problem is, neither of them even tries lifting a finger to save her, instead just staring baffled at Sackless's ridiculous behavior.
91	--->'''Sackless''': Come on and save your ''fat mother'', Baboon! That mean old weasel insulted my buuutttt! Come on, save me from the dynamite... Baboon? (''the dynamite explodes'')\
92	'''Weasel''': Sorry about your mom.\
93	'''Baboon''': Is okay.\
94	'''Sackless''': (''floating in the river, burned and bruised'') [[TemptingFate That wasn't so bad...]] (''scene pans out, revealing he's heading for an InevitableWaterfall'') ''THIS IS BAD! AAAAHHHHHH!!''
95	** Cut to the next scene, where Sackless is standing dripping wet, with his Mom disguise in shreds.
96	---> '''Sackless:''' Okay campers, [[TranquilFury Mr. Sackless is starting to get angry!]]

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