Line #2 Funny/HotWheelsBattleForce5


1	* Vert [[TranquilFury trying to hold back his anger]] towards the rest of the Five for [[SomethingWeForgot accidentally leaving him behind]] [[WhatTheHellHero to fight a giant squid monster by himself]] in "Basic Training":
2	-->(''Vert emerges from the portal covered in squid tentacles and goo'')
3	-->'''Agura:''' Vert! You okay?
4	-->'''Vert:''' Hey, guys!
5	-->'''Spinner:''' He's mad.
6	-->'''Vert:''' Mad? [[SarcasmMode Why would I be mad?]] We won another Battlezone, right? We saved the Earth, right? And oh, yeah! We all had fun goofing around, while I had to fight a ''giant, interdimensional squid!'' ''Right!?'' Why would I be ''mad?'' (''jumps into the Saber and closes the cockpit'') '''''[[RageBreakingPoint ARE YOU SERIOUS!? WHAT WAS THAT!? AND NOW THE SABER IS COVERED IN SQUID GOO! WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!]]''''' (''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere drives off]]'')
7	-->'''Stanford:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Yep, definitely mad]].
8	* In "Common Cold War", Stanford reveals his old headmaster was apparently named ''Wigglebottom''.
9	-->"Actual name, I swear."
10	* Two in ''Mobi 3.0'':
11	** After the Mobi starts zone-jumping, we're treated to a scene on the Vandal homeworld of Kalus beating Krocomodo in a duel again. A possible B-plot? ''Nope!'' Within seconds of the battle's end, the Mobi jumps in less than a thousand feet from the arena, plows straight through the middle of everything, then jumps out after it makes it out the other side, leaving a dazed Kalus and a scattering of debris in its wake, ending the "B-plot" there and then.
12	** After Zemerik gets blindsided by a rocket fired by the Mobi, he makes a wide-eyed, slack-jawed "WTF" face that becomes even funnier when you realize said face was made by a stoic, calculative android.
13	* Near the beginning of ''Junkyard Dogged'', as everyone drives past Kalus, he ducks as the Tangler goes by. Watch it frame-by-frame, and the reason for this is that it goes right over him. And no, it doesn't [[CarFu flatten]] him, it literally goes ''over'' him; putting him between the wheels, while the cabin goes right over his head. No wonder he ducked.
14	* When Spinner tried driving the Buster Tank.
15	-->'''Sherman:''' The clutch, use the clutch!\
16	'''Kalus:''' The clutch, you fool!
17	** Not to mention when Spinner pointed out a major flaw in Zemerik's data storage warehouses:
18	--->'''Spinner:''' Your cooling fans are too small. Do you want your warehouses to overheat, all your data to go "poof" into thin air?\
19	(Beat)\
20	'''Zug:''' [[DumbassHasAPoint The organic makes good point]].
21	* When Zemerik had Spinner captured in order to scan his brain, [[PityTheKidnapper Spinner was able to convince Zemerik to provide him with a few things]]:
22	-->'''Zemerik:''' Very well, what do you need?\
23	'''Spinner:''' For starters, I'll need some 'za.\
24	'''Zemerik:''' Define "za".\
25	'''Spinner:''' Pizza, you know, round pieces of baked dough, with tomato sauce, cheese, pepperoni, and hot peppers!\
26	'''Zemerik:''' Zug, have the Sark factories produce some 'za!\
27	'''Zug:''' Yes, Lord Zemerik.\
28	'''Spinner:''' And a beanbag chair.\
29	'''Zemerik:''' A what?\
30	'''Spinner:''' A little bag with beans in it. It's really comfy. This seat is killing me!\
31	'''Zug:''' Zug will order factories to produce beanbag chair.\
32	'''Spinner:''' And last but not least, I'll need a personal cloaking device.\
33	'''Zug:''' [[PolitenessJudo Zug will order factories to produce personal cloaking dev--]]\
34	'''Zemerik:''' FOOL! He'll use it to escape!
35	* There's also this priceless gem from the episode, "My Man Zug":
36	-->'''Zug:''' Lord Zemerik, Zug test Master's hypershock-baton!\
37	<Zaps one Zurk, which falls to pieces, then another...>\
38	[[TooDumbToLive <Points it at himself>]]\
39	'''Zug:''' Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt!\
40	<Collapses onto the floor>\
41	'''Zug:''' Working well!
42	* In ''Time Out'', as Hatch is taking inventory of his available assets:
43	--> '''Hatch:''' Swamp Coolant? Check. Acid Reflux Generator? Check. Concussion Bomb? Check. ''(DoubleTake)'' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh no.]]\
44	''(Said Concussion Bomb starts beeping faster. Hatch jumps clear just as it goes off, destroying the time-freeze cannon.)''
45	* Early in ''Glitchin''', a lucky hit from one of the Buster's maces exposes a Zetner's transmitter, after which Spinner hacks it and takes control. What follows is Spinner going on an absolute rampage ''as'' said Zetner, causing plenty of consternation for Zemerik and forcing him to divert his focus on destroying the rogue.
46	* Almost the whole episode of "Battleship 5". First, any screen involving Sir Fluffalot. Second, Kalus' issues with water and getting teased by Stanford while seasick to the point where the poor kitty pukes non-stop. And [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot playing pirates, ninja style.]]
47	* A blink and you'll miss it moment from "Sol Survivor." As Vert, Zoom, and Sol chase Kytren back to his respawn chamber, they pass through the arctic battle zone from a previous episode. And the giant beast from said episode is still playing with the vehicles that belong to Zemerik and Zug.
48	** That, or they got caught again!
49	* Spinner and Zemerik's epic SecretHandshake in "The Blue Tide".
50	-->"Go up, take it round' the backside, snake-bite, piston grip, snap, slap slap and slide it home."
51	* The running gag of Stanford's...strong dislike of Planet Vandal.

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