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1	* "Oh well, blame society, I guess..."
2	* Hewie's BraggingRightsReward costume, and on a similar note, Fiona's frog outfit.
3	* Enter "Saltatio" into the plate key-maker in the crypt, then use it on the golem there.
4	** After a moment of StunnedSilence, Fiona finds it ActuallyPrettyFunny, and her panic drops to zero.
5	* Hewie's comments on Hard Mode are quite hilarious. Fiona's can make you smile too.
6	** Especially his last entry:
7	---> Oh, come on. Read the memo ''after'' we get out of the spooky castle.
8	** While it borders on a tearjerker since you only get this comment if you're [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential abusing Hewie]], his threat of "I'll bite you in the ass!" can be considered this.
9	* One evasion point consists of Fiona chucking a doll at Debilitas, with it comically bouncing right off his head. The best part? This actually works.
10	* In one of the rooms for the Truth and Lies puzzle, Daniella can be seen stoking the fire with a poker and ignores Fiona if the player doesn't interact with her. Trying to hide in the wardrobe in the room will have Fiona [[BreakingTheFourthWall call out the player for their stupidity]] [[ViolationOfCommonSense since Daniella is right there in plain sight]].
11	--->'''Fiona''': She's right there, stupid. What good is hiding in the closet going to do now?
12	** In the opposite room, checking the wardrobe will reveal Daniella hiding in there. It can be a bit of a jumpscare and it starts an immediate chase, but this never happens anywhere else in the game. What was she doing in there? It's kinda funny to think of her entering the room, locking it behind her, and jumping in the wardrobe to wait for Fiona to just happen by and check inside.
13	* It's pretty amusing to punt the baby homunculi like footballs as they come waddling towards Fiona.
14	* Ending C. After Fiona and Hewie leave the castle, you get treated to a cutscene where [[spoiler: Lorenzo wheels towards the front door, screaming Fiona's name, before he topples down the stairs with a squawk. He then lies pathetically on the floor, begging Fiona to come back. Take that, you old bastard!]]
15	** [[spoiler:Old Lorenzo]] in general. [[spoiler:There's just something hilarious about a whiny old git scrabbling after you with his useless legs dragging behind. Compared to the previous stalkers, Lorenzo's a comical AntiClimaxBoss. It's very simple to have Fiona and Hewie savagely beat the old man for items]].
16	*** Most of the deaths at the hands of a stalker are disturbing, as the player has to listen to them having their way with Fiona's corpse. [[spoiler:Old Lorenzo]], on the other hand... sounds like he inhaled a grape and is choking to death on it.
17	*** [[spoiler:Even flaming Lorenzo can count, what with his waddling and the way he yells. If you want more hilarity, lay down a bunch of magnesia in his path and enjoy the screams!]]

Context Funny / HauntingGround