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17	Though the twist as soon as you start the game is jarring, the series hasn't forgotten on how to get a chuckle out of us!
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20	* The EasierThanEasy balloon picking game, with its airhorn-laden "GAME WIN!!" screen
21	* The first catalog you can buy things to add to your pizzeria is given the rather unflattering name of "Dumpster Diver Weekly", and it lives up to that title by hosting some things to purchase that are so low quality you can't help but laugh:
22	** The higher ups of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza aren't above shoving googly eyes and string arms to inanimate, everyday items, and calling them new characters. Vacuum cleaner? It's a character now. Frying pan? Tie it into a wooden body and draw it a face. One such character is literally a ''milk crate'' with eyes and foam fingers!
23	** And it's not like the non-animatronics are any better: the "Discount Ball Pit" is a ''cardboard box'' filled with balls, the Balloon Barrel is a, well, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin a barrel with balloons on it]], with "take one" written on notebook paper, and a Discount Cooling Unit, which is a simple fan.
24	* The whole pizzeria chain's incompetence and corruption is summed up in one sentence: "[[MythologyGag You can't prove anything!]]", ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veNENzolQUQ in an advert to seek new employees.]]''
25	-->'''Tutorial Unit:''' And that brings us to - liability. Being a thrifty shopper is smart, but be aware that buying things on sale comes with a certain amount of risk. Aside from the [[BlackComedy daily risk]] of [[FrivolousLawsuit lawsuits,]] there's ''also'' the risk that something might be hiding inside whatever you just purchased [[TooGoodToBeTrue with that deeply discounted price tag.]] Of course,[[note]]This is when the "You can't prove anything!" screen shows up.[[/note]] [[NoExceptYes this would only be a serious danger if]] there was [[KillerRobot something]] outside that's been trying to get in for months now, [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial which we are not confirming to be the case.]]
26	** There's something grimly humorous about the ending of the advert, where it counts up how much money the protagonist has left after buying the franchise package for only one reason... ''He only has 100 dollars!'' While there's no indication of how much they had saved up beforehand, it's entirely possible that they had much more than that, and the package cost him almost everything he had. The intro ''does'' call it "a huge gamble". Of course, if the protagonist is indeed Mike Afton, then to him, it would be worth it.
27	** Also, after it counts up to 100 dollars, Tutorial Unit cheerfully tells you that that will be more than enough to get started. Considering how cheap Fazbear Entertainment and the products are, he's not wrong.
28	* When you first start the salvage procedure for Baby, she has an arm resting on the table as if leaning forward to level with you for a second.
29	* Funtime Chica finally makes a canon appearance! ...about ''an entire game too late'' to be relevant to the lore. Poor Chica just can't catch a break...
30	* The lawsuits that offer a neat summary of the things the claimants allegedly suffered at your pizzeria. BlackComedy at its finest. They utilize MinorInjuryOverreaction to a hilarious degree. For example, one girl fell into a coma for ten weeks (even though the pizzeria has only been open for ''less than a week'') and was essentially lobotomized... because she saw an animatronic head fall off.
31	** "When asked if she was okay the girl screamed, staff then told [[EasilyDetachableRobotParts the head to stop talking]]."
32	** It gets even funnier when you keep reading, and the lawsuit says that she requires "medical assistance to do all daily activities, except watching TV, hanging out with her girlfriends, and going to the mall".
33	** Another one was filed because [[FelonyMisdemeanor a girl broke her index finger and can't play "itsy bitsy spider" anymore.]]
34	** And perhaps the most egregious is when a little boy supposedly suffers extreme internal and external damage while at the pizzeria. The papers specifically state that they broke '''100''' bones in his body, ''and they didn't even notice until after they got home!'' That's a whole new level of RefugeInAudacity right there.
35	** More BlackComedy: While tallying the number of lawsuits, the counter has two digits. Meaning that it's entirely possible for just one Freddy's location to have literally ''dozens'' of new lawsuits '''every day'''.
36	* Even more BlackComedy is whenever Springtrap kills you and says, "That was easier than I thought it would be." It's almost as if he's ''[[LeaningOnTheFourthWall calling the player out.]]''
37	* The game has a not-so-subtle TakeThat towards ads and sponsorships. Occasionally, when you boot up the computer during the night phase of the game, an ad will pop up instead (one that you've accepted a sponsorship from), along with a countdown timer telling you how long you have until you skip the ad. So, yes, it's entirely possible to be killed [[CrossesTheLineTwice because an ad stopped you from getting to your vital systems in time]].
38	* The mediocre ending, in which you, the player, were so [[LazyBum absolutely lazy]], that your bosses actually congratulate you for your laziness... right before firing you for said laziness and giving you a certificate congratulating your mediocrity.
39	-->''You should feel proud. You stood on two feet and convinced someone you could do something when in fact you couldn’t. Now GetOut.''
40	* Each of the "sets" of animatronics has an achievement for collecting all of them and placing them on stage, and the game rewards you for each one. For the first three sets, the reward is a cash prize that's actually more than what the animatronics cost, so you'd expect the fourth to be the same, right? After all, buying the three animatronics required (El Chip, Music Man, and Funtime Chica) is very difficult - they cost a grand total of ''$122,000'' dollars. Short of knowing a trick with some of the minigames to get two of them free[[note]]You can get Music Man from Ballpit Tower and Funtime Chica from Prize King, but each one only has a 1% chance of being awarded. It ''is'' guaranteed after ten plays - but since the game only lasts six days, that means eating up a third of your minigame plays just to get them if you get unlucky[[/note]], it's extremely difficult to get that much money within the time limit. So, you finally accomplish it, and your reward is a new attraction... which is ''a jar of pickles''. To add insult to injury, its only stat is a bonus to "Happiness", which is a stat exclusive to the pickles and which has no actual use. Almost makes you wonder if Scott is [[CompletionMockery taking a jab at Completionists]] by giving them such a mundane reward.
41	* If a dangerous animatronic somehow gets into your pizzeria before the salvage sequence, all that appears is a dummy with words "No one's here (I'm already inside)". That means that the creepy, dangerous, [[NightmareFuel nightmare-inducing]] animatronics took the time to... set up a silly-looking dummy. ''This includes Springtrap'', who is a deranged child murderer.
42	* Candy Cadet, while kind of disturbing, can be pretty funny. For one, there's his CharacterCatchphrase, which can be kind of chuckle-worthy considering his MachineMonotone voice - [[BrokenRecord "Candy, candy, candy"]]. Also, sometimes he tells you a creepy story... [[MoodWhiplash which is followed by airhorns and the "Game Win" text.]]
43	* The Fruit Punch and Lemonade Clown minigames. You try to "surprise kids" by pressing SPACE while they are in front of the clown. When you do that, the kids (who all look like [[TakeThatScrappy Balloon Boy]], by the way) you managed to surprise start crying and the clown ends up with the goofiest smile and says "Fruit Punch for everybody" or "Lemonade for everybody" [[SyntheticVoiceActor as if it were run through a text-to-speech program]]. Better yet, they both speak with [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent incredibly bizarre accents]]: Lemonade Clown pronounces his words [[EmphasisOnTheWrongSyllable horribly wrong]], and Fruit Punch Clown has ElmuhFuddSyndwome.
44	** In addition, since they are voiced by text to speech programs, they also sound completely ''bored as hell'' doing as programmed.
45	--->''Fwoot panch for ev'ryvone.''\
46	''Lehmonadee fo' erreryody.''
47	** Rarely, Fruit Punch Clown will say this alternate line:
48	--->''[[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain Tell anyvone about dis and I cut your throat.]]''
49	* The Ball-pit minigame, which involves having to click at the right moment with an arrow sliding across the screen dictating where Helpy is going to land when he jumps, with the goal of clicking so the arrow stops in the ball-pit while cutesy fun music plays in the background. Failing it? Helpy hits the floor with a ''SickeningCrunch'', and [[NothingIsFunnier just lays there completely still and the game becomes dead silent for quite a few seconds]]. [[MoodWhiplash Only for a videogame sound effect to play and then the minigame goes back to where it began and the fun music plays again.]]
50	* The Riding Rockets and Gravity Vortex minigames turn out to be shoot-em-up games where the enemies are giant pizzas and Balloon Boys, respectively. This game ''loves'' taking [[TakeThatScrappy potshots]] at BB, huh?
51	** If you lose in either of these games, Helpy will look utterly disappointed or gets thrown out of the ride, respectively, again with the game becoming dead silent.
52	* The advert you get at the end of the game once you get the GoldenEnding is basically the game apologizing for tricking you into thinking it was just a simulator.
53	* Although it can be considered NightmareFuel, the insanity ending can be darkly humorous when one considers that after the new manager happens to stumble across random three blueprints and a recording with zero context whatsoever, the company decides HeKnowsTooMuch, fires him, claims he's insane so that no one would believe him, and then sends him off to an asylum to get him lobotomized[[note]]Complete with advert of a bear in a straightjacket saying "Lobotomy? You bearly know me!"[[/note]]. Overreaction, much?
54	-->"Congratulations! You went somewhere you weren't supposed to go, saw something you weren't supposed to see, and prevented a tidy resolution to a messy problem. Needless to say, you're fired."
55	* The Blacklisted ending. Awarded by finishing the week with more than fifty risk, it has Fazbear Entertainment firing you for being "reckless and a danger". Even the ending narration admits that you have to actively be trying to be this much of a hazard by saying you're too much of a risk "even for us". [[EvenEvilHasStandards Keep in mind that this is the same company that used dangerous springlock suits that were known to crush employees into a bloody pulp if they were even breathed on incorrectly.]]
56	* In the first five games there has always been a fan somewhere... except for this one, until you figure out exactly why you don't see it. Your office this time is ''inside the fan'', and it's the game's primary mechanic. The RunningGag has truly gone full circle.
57	* [[https://youtu.be/HRHn3Ji-iGU?list=PLsLgrza-KXUcb7Qn0cw1zhlYgbFRZxzum&t=753 Lefty is $5]]. Memes aside, if you've made it this far into the game, it's quite a treat to see the ominous looking animatronic marked as only $5. It's obviously a bad idea, given how the Risk is at level '''''9'''''.
58	** It's possible for all items to be marked down, including Lefty, for an increased risk. What's notable about this is that not only is this state of the art animatronic being sold for ''one US dollar'', the maximum risk ''is'' 9, so being in bad enough condition to warrant a clearance markdown literally could not make Lefty any less safe.
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60	%% Since Ultimate Custom Night is now its own released game, examples relating to UCN exclusively have been moved to its page.
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63	-->'''GAME WIN!'''

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