Line #7 Funny/ExtremeDinosaurs


1	* In the first episode, Chedra forbids the Extreme Dinosaurs from eating her and her comrade. T-Bone, being a ''T. rex'', is the only one who seems interested at the idea, while Spike and Stegz strongly oppose, since they are a ''Triceratops'' and a ''Stegosaurus'' respectively.
2	-->'''Chedra''': Halt! Oversized wild beasts are not permitted to eat Quadranian security forces!\
3	'''T-Bone''': ''(eyes at Chedra, licking his lips)'' Now that you mention it, I did miss lunch.\
4	'''Chedra''': I... ''(flips through the law book)'' I don't know which law it is, but I'm sure it is in here somewhere.\
5	'''Spike''': Eat ''you?'' Yuck! Give me a nice tossed swampweed salad any day!\
6	'''Stegz''': Mmmm! With some spicy algae on the side! Scrumptious!
7	* During "Fossil Fooled", while trying to ignite an oil pipe, Spittor discovers that his corrosive liquid replacement is not living up to the hype.
8	--> '''Spittor''': (''takes out a jar of salsa he'd placed in his acid spray canister'') Oh, typical human false advertising! It clearly states "so hot it will set your mouth on fire"! I ask you, ''where are the flames''?!
9	** In the same episode, Bullzeye tries to get adjusted to the modern world by buying human products, and gets a reminder that they don't work on a ''Pteranodon''. First, he puts on a lotion that gets rid of wrinkles and attempts to attract females with it, which results in him getting a face full of snow by ''human'' females that are obviously not attracted to pterosaurs. Later, he watches a commercial about hair products and attempts to order one on the phone, only to be stopped by T-Bone.
10	--->'''T-Bone''': Bullzeye, we're dinosaurs. You don't ''need'' hair products if you don't have hair.
11	* Bad Rap has an unusual way of getting a human to co-operate in "Ick-thysaurus Vacation":
12	-->"Do as I say, or I'll pickle your head in the hottest chili sauce I can find."
13	* Bullzeye trying to mimick a Tyrolian song after seeing it on TV in "Cliff Notes":
14	--> '''Spike''': Stop that, it's worse than your shriek!
15	* In "Inevitable Eggstinction", the Raptors find what they assume to be several raptor eggs and attempt to use them to raise an entire army of raptors. Turns out those were actually ostrich eggs. The Raptors' reaction to the eggs hatching, especially Haxx's nervous [[ThisIsGonnaSuck "Uh-oh"]], is priceless. Even funnier when the Extreme Dinosaurs (who learnt about it) arrive:
16	-->'''T-Bone''': I hear parenthood is all the rage!
17	-->'''Bad Rap''': (''pissed'') [[IWillShowYouX I'LL SHOW YOU RAGE!]]
18	* Bullzeye messing with the Raptors using his voice changer in "Incredible Shrinking Dinosaurs".
19	-->'''Bullzeye''': (''as Haxx'') You old extinct-o-saurs are movin' so slow, you got mildew growin' under your toenails!\
20	'''Bad Rap''': (''checks under his toenails'') [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I do not!]]
21	** Then there's Spittor's reaction when Bullzeye (as Haxx) implies that Bad Rap might screw him over when it comes to dividing up the conquered Earth:
22	--->'''Bullzeye''': (''as Haxx'') Sure, maybe Antarctica, Siberia, [[TakeThat New York City]]...\
23	'''Spittor''': (''aghast'') ''New York City?!''\
24	'''Bad Rap''': Spittor, you know that simply isn't true!\
25	'''Bullzeye''': (''as Bad Rap'') ''Antarctica is all you get!''\
26	'''Bad Rap''': Huh? Who said that?!\
27	'''Spittor''': (''enraged'') You did, you big blowhard! (''headbutts Bad Rap, leading to a scuffle between the two Raptors'')
28	* Similarly, "The Incredible Shrinking Dinos" has a shrunken Bullzeye messing with Haxx who mistakes him for a bug, giving the other Raptors so much grief that they ultimately freeze Haxx.
29	* One of the members of the resistance against Queen Zarconda in "Dinosaur Warriors" gives Stegz a kiss as thanks for helping them overthrow the queen's tyrrany. Spike remarks that he's never seen a dinosaur blush before, and then ''he'' gets a kiss too. Cue LuminescentBlush. Doubles as a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment\|s}}.
30	** Before that, T-Bone asks Ridge if he's sure he doesn't want to join the Extreme Dinosaurs; he gives him a handshake... and then slams him into the ground. They both laugh it off and say goodbye as if nothing happened.
31	* "T-Foot" opens up with Spittor and Bad-Rap testing Spittor's latest brainwashing invention, with Haxx as the Guinea pig. Bad Rap randomly choses Haxx's new personality from the TV stations, which results in Haxx taking on the personality of ''[[Series/{{Seinfeld}} Jerry Seinfeld]]''. Spittor and Bad Rap immediately regret their decision:
32	-->'''Spittor:''' Ah! What have you done?! You've found [[TakeThat the only thing more annoying]] than his regular personality!
33	-->(''Bad Rap takes on an epic OhCrap face'')
34	-->[...]
35	-->'''Bad Rap:''' Ugh, how do the mammals ''stand'' this guy?!
36	* "Salsafied" has Spike's "taste testing" of the rare purple chillis he finds for a new salsa recipe. The result is [[FireBreathingDiner smoke pouring from his mouth as he dives for the nearest body of water]]. The other Dinosaurs don't miss an opportunity to rib their friend:
37	-->'''Bullzeye:''' Hot enough for ya?
38	-->'''Stegz:''' You said a mouthful!
39	-->'''Hardrock:''' Good, huh?
40	-->'''T-Bone:''' Water, anyone?
41	* "Night of the Living Pumpkins" has the Dinosaurs sans Hardrock getting affected by microbes that neutralizes their aggression, causing them to become all happy and goofy. Even the normally-serious T-Bone, who settles into [[RealMenWearPink knitting]].
42	** At the end, the Raptors become affected by the microbes and happily go trick-or-treating.

Context Funny / ExtremeDinosaurs