Line #5 Funny/DragonCave

Context Funny / DragonCave

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1	* In the 2013 Halloween event, there was a "House of Magnificent Marvels" that you could visit.
2	** One of the dragons featured was a ''barefoot'' dino - all dinos in the Cave have shoes (in reference to [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Yoshi]], as they used a Yoshi sprite in the early days of the Cave).
3	-->"Before now no one even knew if the shoes came off and if a Dino had toes. Well wonder no more, this fellow will wriggle his cute little toes just for you."
4	** Another feature was a Rooster, as many have complained about Chickens being unbreedable due to there being no male counterpart in the Cave.
5	-->"This here before you is the fabled but never before seen Male Chicken. Some even call it a Rooster."
6	* Many of the item descriptions found in the shop in Snow Wars 2 are quite hilarious. Some examples include:
7	** White Pawn: "What's the best place to buy chess pieces? [[{{Pun}} A pawn shop.]]"
8	** Fancy Gingerbread Wall: "This is how you get ants."
9	** Gingerbread Arch: "A gingerbread man sits in a gingerbread house. [[FridgeHorror Is the house made of flesh]] or is he made of house?"
10	** Gingerbread Window: [[RunningGag "Do you want ants?"]]
11	** Gingerbread Corner Wall: "Where did you even find an oven big enough to bake these?"
12	** Birch Tree: "Son of a birch!"
13	** Tree (Snowy): "You wonder how the snow got inside your house."
14	** White Daffodil: "This flower is looking a bit pale and bleak. Maybe it is cold?"
15	** Yellow Crocus: "Never eat [[YellowSnow yellow snow]]. Or yellow crocus."
16	** Ice Ballista: "A ballista so cold it'll give ya a blista."

Context Funny / DragonCave