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1	* The opening sequence, where [[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2009/01/18/i-own-you/ CK dreams of becoming the Cat System's supreme dictator]].
2	** Followed by his make out day dream with a tiger princess ending with him waking up to find [[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2009/02/08/and-now-our-story/ he's been kissing MOUSE the whole time]].
3	** And ''then'' there's [[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2009/02/15/youre-next/ CK groggily invading a very uncomfortable Mittens' personal space]].
4	* "[[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2010/01/03/carry-on-fluffy/ Fluffy, why did you put a]] ''[[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2010/01/03/carry-on-fluffy/ leash]]'' [[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2010/01/03/carry-on-fluffy/ on an]] ''[[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2010/01/03/carry-on-fluffy/ eggplant]]''?" Fluffy's defense? "I couldn't find any ''turnips''," causing CK to fall out.
5	* CK's AccidentalAimingSkills putting a torpedo [[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2010/04/11/kachow/ right into the exhaust port of a Triple-I space station]].
6	--> ''[[OhCrap ...oooohhh...poopie...]]''
7	* CK seeing the word "abattoir" ("slaughterhouse") above the door to the room he's being led into by three attractive {{Robot Girl}}s and [[EverythingSoundsSexierInFrench thinking it means something completely different]].
8	-->"...Abbatoir..." [[BeatPanel beat]] [[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2010/12/05/dont-wait-up/ "...rrOWrr..."]]
9	* [[BigBad Zenith]] and [[SycophanticServant Fortiscue]] getting {{Zerg Rush}}ed by the overly happy staff of a restaurant.
10	-->"'''''NO!''''' For the '''''last time''''', I did '''''not''''' save room for '''''[[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2010/12/12/nothing-to-see-here/ dessert!!]]'''''"
11	* The crew being fully aware just how sheer awesome [[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2012/10/14/the-tao-of-fluffy/ Officer Fluffy can be]].
12	--> Ace: But ''how''? I mean, one does not simply commandeer a [[SpacePolice Triple-I]] [[SpaceFighter Skyfly]], docked in a [[PoliceAreUseless Triple-I]] ''[[CoolStarship Mega Carrier]]!''
13	--> CK: Fluffy does.
14	--> Mittens: And we don't ask how.

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