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1	* The entire sequence near the beginning prior to the introduction of Michael, where we see the terrorists in the middle of what can best be described as ''Film/BlazingSaddles'' [[RecycledInSpace in IRAQ.]]
2	--> '''Aziz:''' Mohammed!
3	--> '''Entire cell:''' ''(Leaping up)'' YES, SIR!
4	--> ''(He waves at them to get down, which they do.)''
5	--> '''Ahmed:''' They're ''all'' named Mohammed, sir....
6	--> '''Aziz:''' Yes...yes of course. I must remember to use last names. ''(Beat)'' Hussein!
7	--> '''Entire cell:''' ''(Leaping up)'' YES, SIR!
8	** The poor shmuck who volunteered for the task of "messenger duty".
9	--> "[[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh, yeah!]] ''Allah'' will stop me!"
10	** When Ahmed tries to get Aziz to look on the bright side.
11	--> '''Ahmed:''' We have at least...destroyed an infidel's car...!
12	--> '''Aziz:''' ...That was my car.
13	* The woman who, upon seeing the college professors indoctrinating their kids says:
14	--> "I gave up an ass lift for this?"
15	** ''"Just like in 1968!"''
16	** The extended version in the deleted scenes is even better.
17	%%* "They're not people, they're the ACLU!"
18	* The second Bill O'Reilly cameo during the rally.
19	--> '''Michael''': Hey, wait a minute, you're not a ghost!
20	--> '''Bill O'Reilly''': I know, I just enjoy slapping you.
21	* And remember people. You do NOT want to mess with the Angel of Death.
22	** Especially when it's played by Music/TraceAdkins
23	--> '''Michael''': I always stood up for gay rights!
24	--> '''Angel of Death''': (rolls his eyes) I am the angel of freakin' death, you turdhead.
25	* Michael waking up and going to the concert to find Trace Adkins is starring.
26	--> '''Michael''': The Angel of Death is headlining?!
27	* [[ComicallyMissingThePoint "I can't believe I lent Fayed my backpack..."]]
28	** Also, Aziz of all people "Fly a subway into a building...hmm."
29	** The way Ahmed rolls his eyes is what sells it.
30	* When the ACLU zombies help the two suicide bombers get past security, the female in the back drops this.
31	--> [[TooMuchInformation "I'm premenstrual!"]]
32	* The Creator/LeslieNielsen cameo in the story.
33	--> "I don't do documentaries."
34	* When Michael compares his facing a potential angry mob in order to find Aziz to something ''Stalin'' would do.
35	--> '''Mohamed''': Stalin?
36	--> '''Ahmed''': The mentor of Oprah.
37	--> '''Mohamed''': Oh.

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