Line #20 Funny/ANTFarm


1	* "According to this star map, Johnny Depp lives....right in these bushes."
2	** Daryl, Cameron and Fletcher need to distract people from the Bacon Truck (a food truck serving food with bacon) and decide they'd need a celebrity to do it. Cue Daryl dressed as Oprah:
3	--->"Who wants a bacon truuuuck?? YOU get a bacon truck, YOU get a bacon truck, YOU ALL GET BACON TRUCKS! You don't need to stand in line! All your bacon trucks are waiting for you at the Los Angeles Airport!"
4	** And ''it works.''
5	* "You got a text message from Satan! 'See you soon'..."
6	** "[[CallBack I got a text message from Satan! 'See you soon'...]] we're going bowling on Sunday!"
7	*** "Ah man, me and Satan are going roller-skating on Sunday! You cannot trust that guy!"
8	* In "[=RomANTS=]", when Lexi tries to make it look like Paisley is choking so that she could save her and get into the school newspaper:
9	-->'''Paisley:''' I've got food lodged in my [[Series/SesameStreet Snuffleuffagus!]]\
10	'''Olive:''' Does she mean her esophagus?\
11	'''Lexi:''' Yes. Her brain is oxygen starved-more than usual!
12	** In the same episode, there's Gibson's breakup with Sophie (note that both of them are around six)
13	--->'''Sophie:''' Can I have your juice box?\
14	'''Gibson:''' No! You may be my girlfriend, but you're still a girl. I don't want to get cooties!\
15	'''Sophie:''' Give me it!\
16	'''Gibson:''' No!\
17	'''Sophie:''' [[BigStupidDoodooHead DOODY HEAD!]] ''(pours a bucket of sand on Gibson's head, then storms off)''\
18	'''Gibson:''' Come on, babe, we can work this out!
19	* Chyna's dad referring to Olive as the Community [[BoobBasedGag Chest]] is probably the best boob joke made on the Creator/DisneyChannel.
20	* [[Series/BeverlyHills90210 High]] [[Series/PrettyLittleLiars Heels]] [[Series/TheLyingGame High]] from "[=SciANTs=] Fair".
21	-->'''Chyna:''' And I thought Tatiana was two-faced before... now she's literally two-faced!
22	* in "replicANT", Mr. Parks always getting his eyes hurt with remainders of tear gas around his house.
23	-->'''Chyna:''' Dad are you crying?\
24	'''Darryl Parks:''' Nah, it's just... There's tear gas left on this uniform. wipes his eyes on his daughter's uniform Aah! That ''is'' tear gas left on that uniform!
25	** And later on:
26	--->'''Cameron:''' Dad, are you watching a chick flick and crying?\
27	'''Darryl:''' Of course not, there's tear gas left on this pillow. wipes his eyes on the pillow Aah! Why is this stuff all over the house?!
28	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ihi1RWgFro8 The auto-tuned remix of Cameron's speech when he volunteers to save the planet from a meteor he thinks is approaching.]]
29	* From the ChristmasEpisode, after Skidmore says she was visited by the [[Literature/AChristmasCarol ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future]]:
30	-->'''Fletcher:''' Your past alone would take at least a month.\
31	'''Olive:''' And considering your age, I'm surprised you even ''have'' a future.
32	** Don't forget, Chyna's and Cameron's father, Darryl, [[ButtMonkey ALWAYS get himself hurt every Christmas.]]
33	--->'''Chyna:''' I love Christmas; putting up lights, taking Dad to the emergency room, putting up the tree, taking Dad to the emergency room, singing Christmas carols, [[RuleOfThree taking Dad to the emergency room.]]
34	* When Chyna attempts to do the Dougie, the Robot, and [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Dougie the Robot]], a mortified Cameron responds that "[she] just took two of [his] favorite things and made them horrible".
35	* The goth kids at Toxic Wasteland rocking out to the fake kid's band Chyna formed.
36	** Admit it, you were amused by Angus' attempt at exercise.
37	** From the same episode, "Cthulhu demands macaroons!"
38	* Lexi griping about her role in ''Film/{{Grease}}'':
39	-->'''Lexi:''' I can't play Rizzo. She is a mean, manipulative, brunette. I'm nothing like that. I'm blonde.
40	* Lexi attempting to hug Chyna while [[ItMakesSenseInContext wearing a doughnut costume]].
41	** How about the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKAjKOuGHSA/ Donut Song?]]
42	* Everything Olive does at Chyna's sleepover. (Though that may be the last time Chyna ever invites Olive to spend the night).
43	* This line:
44	-->'''Paisley:''' "Huh, [[ConversationalTroping in the movies]] the [[RagtagBunchOfMisfits ragtag team of misfits]] usually win, not the team headed by the [[AlphaBitch evil blonde cheerleader.]] (''{{beat}}'') I'll get this one. [[CatchPhrase Shut up, Paisley!]]"
45	* When Gibson gets fired in one episode, he states that it was either him or that weird crossing guard who always yells "CAR! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!".
46	* In "[=amusemANT park=]", Chyna and Cameron tries to earn money after spending all of theirs on games ([[ItMakesSenseInContext One is throwing money in the toilet while the other is the giant floor piano]]). When they set up a game booth, ([[ButtMonkey with Cameron as one of the targets]]), that little girl shows up and hits all the targets, with Cameron, several times.
47	* In "ballet [=dANTster=]", [[ItMakesSenseInContext there's the Ballet Football with the Lily Pads against the Swans.]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMnMHjcWxYI/I wish I was making this up...]]
48	* In "The [=ANTagonist=]", when Olive and Fletcher are about to fight. Chyna stops them and says,
49	-->'''Chyna:''' I'm done talking. There's only one thing left to do, sing. (while she looks in the air and smiles.)
50	** Then a spotlight and her guitar appear in the Ant Farm. And Chyna says she used her allowance to hire roadies. You know, since she sings so much.
51	* In the episode "[=ConfinemANT=]", when Principal Skidmore does a kind deed, the [=ANTs=] hug her, then Fletcher pulls away saying "Ugh, she's so bony"
52	* In the episode "[=Creative ConsultANT=]", whenever someone saids "Shut Up!", the "Shut Up! Polka" is played.
53	** In the same episode, other people played this song as well the third time when Sequoia said shut up.
54	--->'''Chyna:''' Wow, the Shut Up Polka has gotten really popular!
55	* In "[=ANTswers=]", Chyna gives [[FirstPersonCamera Principal Skidmore a hairpin that is actually a wireless webcam]] and on the monitor, we she her made a student leave unhappy, cut up a slice of strawberry pie and put in on the plate, then [[BigEater eats the rest of the pie like a P-I-G]].
56	** Then we get this exchange:
57	--->'''Olive:''' What's Skidmore looking at now?\
58	'''Chyna:''' Oh. She's looking at a group of kids. And it looks like they're watching something on a monitor. (Now realizing Skidmore is behind them) [[OhCrap Uh oh]].
59	* In "unforeseen [=circumstANTs=]", [[ItMakesSenseInContext Olive attempts to disguise herself as a table]]. When Kennedy sees Table!Olive, she mentions having a table just like it at home.
60	* After Fletcher and Olive kiss, Fletcher asks what she thought of it the next day, followed by this exchange
61	-->'''Olive:''' It was... surprising.\
62	'''Fletcher:''' Surprising like winning the lottery, or surprising like getting mauled by a bear?\
63	'''Olive''': Actually, interesting factoid, people who have won the lottery reported broken relationships, while those who get mauled by a bear have a new zest and appreciation for life! So, kissing you was like getting mauled by a bear.\
64	'''Fletcher''': That's the nicest thing you've ever said about me.
65	* In "[=MeANT to Be=]" Angus in anger management. He is raging that Olive and Fletcher are dating and that Chyna is rejecting his advances. He vents his frustrations by throwing a lamp in the center of the room.
66	** Also, Lexi's reaction.
67	--->'''Lexi:''' Why didn't anyone tell me about ''this'' club? This club is ''awesome!''

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