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1	* After the girl reacts to being covered in earwigs while hiding at a crime scene, [[http://www.agirlandherfed.com/1.46.html she has a conversation with the cop who heard her scream.]]
2	-->'''Girl:''' [-Earwigs.-]\
3	'''Cop:''' Why hel-''lo'' again!\
4	'''Girl:''' [-Earwigs.-]\
5	'''Cop:''' Seems like you could use a good delousing. As it happens, I know the perfect place. Ready to head for jail?\
6	'''Girl:''' [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny Can I ride shotgun?]]\
7	'''Cop:''' Nope!\
8	'''Girl:''' Ear[-''wigs...''-]
9	* At a party, one of the "Feds" uses his special "un-skills": [[http://www.agirlandherfed.com/1.860.html imitating Morgan Freeman narrating porn.]]
10	* A zen master discussing talent vs practice. [[http://www.agirlandherfed.com/1.486.html Using dick jokes.]]
11	* [[http://www.agirlandherfed.com/1.448.html The Fed's face]] upon realizing that thousands of pixies have watched him having sex.
12	* [[http://www.agirlandherfed.com/1.983.html The Fed's idea of how to properly trap Clarice so they can chit chat]] Namely, taking over the coding of her cybernetic arm to wrap itself around her neck. So, so satisfying after several strips of her being smug.
13	* [[http://www.agirlandherfed.com/1.1281.html George Washington calls The Fed -- a man he has been bitterly fighting for literally years -- his friend.]] [[http://www.agirlandherfed.com/1.1282.html The Fed attempts to refute this claim.]]
14	* [[http://www.agirlandherfed.com/1.385.html When the girl first meets Mike]] she refers to the Fed by her nickname for him (Sparky) without further explanation. This leads to...some confusion.
15	--> '''Girl:''' I ''knew'' I shoulda just stayed in bed and let Sparky hump me all day!\
16	'''Mike:''' Ah...\
17	'''Girl:''' Damn it Mike, ''he is not a dog!''
18	* When meeting Grandmother Ishi, it helps to be a good houseguest -- and part of that involves [[https://www.agirlandherfed.com/1.1318.html bringing along an appropriate gift]].
19	--> '''Hope:''' I'd like to thank you for letting us visit your home. Do you enjoy gyokuro?
20	--> '''Grandmother Ishi:''' Tea. How very... tea.
21	--> '''Hope:''' Well, there's ''also'' this 50-year-old bottle of whiskey...
22	--> '''Grandmother Ishi:''' '''''Welcome, friends.'''''

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