Line #85 Funny/SonicZombie


1	Being that this series is SoBadItsGood ''on purpose'', funny moments will crop up often.
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6	[[folder: General]]
7	* Knuckles has the voice and mannerisms of Creator/EddieMurphy, which means he delivers hilarious moments in every scene he's in. It also leads to Shrek cameos.
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10	[[folder: Sonic Zombie Origins]]
11	* Sonic [[HollywoodToneDeaf terribly singing about his Hummer]].
12	-->'''Sonic''': Douching through the snow, driving my Hummer, which I don't even need, 'cuz I'm only a single guy! Huh huh!
13	* Sonic placing his present on the table [[EpicFail and accidentally breaking it]].
14	* When Shadow heads to the garage in Rouge's house to check for incoming zombies, he struggles to get through the doorway for six while seconds, all while Billy's frustration intensifies as he tries to get Shadow through.
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17	[[folder: Sonic Zombie Space]]
18	* The space station's door closing directly on Blaze.
19	* Amy terribly singing as she goes to get a clone of Sonic [[spoiler: to take her anger out on]].
20	---> '''Amy:''' Oh, I can't wait to do Sonic\
21	Because I'm horny!\
22	I'm only 16\
23	But I know what I want!\
24	We'll get married and go on ''Series/{{Maury}}''\
25	And have a ton of kids\
26	And then he'll have to pay child support!
27	* Tails going berserk and killing all of his clones and saving Blaze with the power of '''TACO TORNADO!'''
28	* Amy inadvertently setting off the clone crisis because of her libido.
29	* Eggman's hornhogs raping each other!
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32	[[folder: Sonic Zombie Doom Ship The Movie]]
33	* Knuckles' lusting after Espio('s horn) is so overplayed its hilarious.
34	* Rouge has a canoe inside of her ass. Yup.
35	* As the S.S Ikea sinks, who else [[Creator/RogerCraigSmith should witness it but...]]
36	-->'''Batman''': This is bad.
37	-->'''Captain America''': I agree.
38	-->'''Chris Redfield''': Mm-hmm.
39	-->'''Sonic''': Hooba dooba.
40	* Sonic and Shadow appear to be sleeping soundly. Then their stomaches rumble.
41	-->'''Shadow:''' Ooh!\
42	'''Sonic:''' Ah!\
43	'''Shadow:''' [[PottyEmergency I'VE. GOT. TO. SHHH[bleep]TTT!]]\
44	'''Sonic:''' Oh man I gotta go poop!\
45	'''Shadow:''' No I was first!\
46	'''Sonic:''' No I was first! Hey, I'm the douchebag, I get to go first!\
47	'''Shadow:''' No Sonic get out of the way! (throws Sonic into the wall) Ugggh! I'VE GOT TO GO POOPY!!!
48	* Charmy sees Tails' tacos and tries to eat them, but Tails stops him in the [[ToiletHumour most disgusting way imaginable]].
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51	[[folder: Sonic Zombie Shopping Mall]]
52	* Metal Sonic and his gang's entrance into the mall. It starts with Pikachu on a motorcycle [[DynamicEntry crashing through the wooden barricades set up by Sonic and co. on his way into the mall's main lobby]], followed by Metal Sonic, Bowser, Mega Man, and the Dolphin. This leads to an amazing SpecialEffectsFailure where as Mega Man is driving his way into the mall, his motorcycle suddenly launches itself into the air, ''upside down'', lands on Bowser, backs up while in a wheelie position, and glitches out some more before parking next to Bowser.
53	* Pikachu struggling for his motorcycle's handle after Metal Sonic's speech following their arrival.
54	* Shrek popping up after Knuckles is rapping saying "This is all the music that black people listen to", breaking up the usual status quo:
55	--> '''Shrek''': Y'know, actually Donkey, a lot of black people made up rock n' roll, and they even listened to great music like jazz, there!
56	-->'''Knuckles''': Uh, what?
57	-->'''Shrek''': Oh yeah, I forgot... (goes down, and emerges with his usually exaggerated face) ''YOU GO AN' POP A CAP IN THEIR ASS DONKEEEEH!!''
58	-->'''Knuckles''': Yeah. That's much better.
59	[[/folder]]
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61	[[folder: Sonic Zombie The Finale]]
62	* The video begins with a fake ''Sonic Zombie Five Nights at Freddy's'' [sic], before Sonic breaks in and says that they're not ''that'' desperate for views yet. Then it goes to the proper video.
63	* The entire sequence with the gang asking their [[ParodySue recolors]] of their stories. First, just about all of them are copies of the canon character's non-''Sonic Zombie'' selves, just made flashier (IE a Knuckles recolor that guards the ''Master'' Master Emerald). Then Tails asks what they do that's original. The following exchange occurs:
64	-->'''Knuckles Recolor:''' I write erotic fan fiction!\
65	'''Sonic Recolor:''' I like [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic ponies!]]\
66	'''Another Sonic Recolor:''' ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'' and ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty''!\
67	'''Amy Recolor:''' And ''I'' run a feminist blog on Website/{{tumblr}}. "Gender is misogynistic."\
68	'''Sonic:''' (Dramatic zoom, then flatly states:) We gotta get outta here.
69	* The multiple [[TakeThatAudience jabs at the series' fanbase]]. '''ALL OF THEM.'''
70	-->'''Sonic:''' Oh no, it's the cheap recolors! Oh, speaking of cheap recolors: NO, you DON'T have permission to continue Sonic Zombies, it's not your series...you parasite. HEH HEH!
71	* This exchange:
72	-->'''Shadow Recolor:''' I can eat bullets for breakfast!\
73	'''Shadow:''' Oh, you can, can you? (shoots him dead) How did it taste, mother f[bleep]er?
74	---> '''Amy Recolor:''' HEY, you viciously attacked him after he viciously attacked you! He's innocent! [[TakeThat That's how it works on Tumblr anyway.]]
75	* Sonic VS Scourge is underscored with a heated debate on Pizza Hut or Outback Steakhouse. Bear in mind, Scourge ''killed Rouge'' not too long ago.
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78	[[folder: Sonic Zombie Forces]]
79	* When Sonic finally comes back to stop Eggman from taking over the world, he asks what happened to Tails. The video cuts to him getting deported.
80	-->'''Tails:''' Thanks, Trump!
81	* Who is the "Avatar" depicted in the parody? Why, who else, but a ''Mobian'' '''''[[Wrestling/RandySavage Randy Savage]]''''', who is angered that Eggman has stopped producing Slim Jim's.
82	** Amy being aroused at Randy Wolf Savage's weapon being a whip and Knuckles liking the idea of trying it out with Espio in bed. Sonic responds to the latter by saying it "makes white Jesus cry and [he's] a Republican".
83	* The exchange as Randy Wolf Savage fights Eggman:
84	-->'''Baby Sonic:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Oh, screw this, I'm going back to]] ''[[VideoGame/SonicMania Mania!]]'' ''[zooms away]''
85	-->'''Sonic:''' Eh, I can't blame him. His reputation isn't completely f[bleep]ed like mine.
86	* Eggman, instead of killing Sonic when he catches him, tells him that he will make the fabled ''Sonic Adventure 3.'' However...
87	-->'''Sonic:''' Oh, so we're gonna bring Drummond back and have momentum physics, and actually Chao Gardens, and stuff?
88	-->'''Eggman:''' Oh no, Sonic. It will be superficial title. It will be ''bad!'' [[HopeSpot There will be a Chao Garden, but...]] oh-ho-ho... '''[[FromBadtoWorse THEY WILL HAVE]]''' '''''[[MicroTransactions MICROTRANSACTION!!]]''''' ''[EvilLaugh]''
89	-->''[[OhCrap [cue Sonic's panicked Hooba Dooba moment]] [[CatapultNightmare and the real Sonic waking up] ]]''
90	* The ending reveals it was AllJustADream, until Sonic gets a DreamWithinADream twice: [[WebAnimation/TheOMGMostOriginalFanficIdeaEver one with Pinky and another with Sorass]]. When he wakes up a third time... he greets ''Sonic Zombie'' Sonic.
91	-->'''Zombies!Sonic:''' Hey, hey! How about that Session Two?
92	-->'''Sonic:''' '''[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!]]'''

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