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1* The ''Real Life Tales of Dave Land'' which ran as humorous side-stories featuring editor Dave Land and members of the ''Tales'' staff featured a good one when Land is introducing an issue focusing on stories about Mace Windu, "the most powerful Jedi of all", when Yoda shows up. This exchange follows:
2--> '''Yoda:''' ''Hmph! Most powerful Jedi, you say?''
3--> '''Dave:''' ''Well, no offence, but [[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack you're just a puppet]].''
4--> '''Yoda:''' ''Wrong you are. [[Film/AttackOfTheClones Digital I have become.]]'' <disappears and reappears>
5--> '''Dave:''' ''Um, where did you go?''
6--> '''Yoda:''' ''Over the internet I have travelled. Destroyed your credit rating I have.''
7* "All rise for the honorable Judge Palpatine." Cue the Force choke that sends everyone out of their seats.
8* After a conversation with Darth Vader, Wilhuff Tarkin starts drinking coffee and begins to choke. Vader is immediately accused of Force-choking him (he wasn't - Tarkin was just choking on his coffee).

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