| 1 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 2 | |
| 3 | [[folder:In General But Really Really Fast]] |
| 4 | * For the "[=JoJo's=] Bizzare Adventure But Really Really Fast" series, the narrator has {{Eye Catch}}es to summarise the Stands as they are introduced. It initially started off simple and straight-forward[[note]]"Muhammad Avdol's Magician Red: Shoots Fire"[[/note]] but as the parts went on, Stand abilities become more and more convoluted such that the Narrator resorts to lampshading[[note]]"Jean Pierre Polnareff's Silver Chariot: He has a sword. Also, he can take off his armor and it makes him like- faster? And- also he can shoot his sword but only once??"[[/note]], vaguely describing jokes[[note]]Coco Jumbo's Mr. President has her mimicking the opening theramin notes to Series/DoctorWho[[/note]], [[UnreadablyFastText overly long, condensed text]][[note]]Heaven's Door has an entire detailed paragraph whose [[FunWithSubtitles subtitles]] takes up over half the screen for a few seconds[[/note]] and by the end of part 5, outright refusing to even explain them[[note]]The mess that is King Crimson ("NEVERMIND!!") and Gold Experience Requiem ("'''''NO'''''"), although, the latter's note is an oddly apt description.[[/note]]. |
| 5 | [[/folder]] |
| 6 | |
| 7 | [[folder:Death Note But Really Really Fast]] |
| 8 | * The first criminal that Light kills has some choice words to say. |
| 9 | -->'''Criminal:''' [[TemptingFate Now I have all the drugs]]-- [[HollywoodHeartAttack HUEHGH!]] [[[KilledOffForReal Dies]]] |
| 10 | * Ryuk's only lines in the entire video are '''''[[Creator/WillemDafoe "WILLEM]] [[Film/DeathNote2017 DAFOE"]]'''''[[note]]a [[ActorAllusion reference]] to Ryuk's voice actor in the Netflix adaptation[[/note]], '''''[[GratuitousJapanese "RINGO"]]'''''[[note]][[BilingualBonus the Japanese translation of the word "apple"]][[/note]], and '''''[[Fanfic/QuarterLifeHalfwayToDestruction "QUARTER LIFE]] [[VideoGame/HalfLife HALFWAY TO DESTRUCTION."]]''''' |
| 11 | * Light going [[BigWhat "WHAT"]] every time L outsmarts him. |
| 12 | * Soichiro Yagami continually dismissing [[CassandraTruth L's claims that Light is Kira]], [[StylisticSuck while he distorts with every word said.]] |
| 13 | -->'''Soichiro:''' Hello L, we need to find Kira. |
| 14 | -->'''L:''' He's your son. |
| 15 | -->'''Soichiro:''' '''''NO, HE'S NOT!''''' |
| 16 | -->[Later on...] |
| 17 | -->'''L:''' The guy who was following your son just died, your son is definitely Kira. |
| 18 | -->'''Soichiro:''' '''''[[ImplausibleDeniability NO, HE'S NOT!]]''''' |
| 19 | -->'''Naomi:''' Surprise-- [[RunningGag HUEHGH! (dies)]] |
| 20 | -->'''L:''' The wife of the guy who was following your son just died, your son is definitely Kira. |
| 21 | -->'''Soichiro:''' '''''[[RuleOfThree NO, HE'S NOT!]]''''' |
| 22 | * Light desperately trying to ward suspicion off him. |
| 23 | -->'''L:''' (after the previous conversation, extreme close up) Fine, I'll take matters into my own hands. (appears in front of Light) I am L. |
| 24 | -->'''Light:''' ''WHAT--'' I mean, I am an unrelated third party, hmm, yes, tell me more. |
| 25 | -->[Later on...] |
| 26 | -->'''L:''' I have deduced that there is a second Kira because their M.O. is slightly different. |
| 27 | -->'''Light:''' '''''[[ThisCannotBe MAS]][[GratuitousJapanese AKA--]]''''' I mean, ''I am an unrelated third--'' |
| 28 | * Misa's first line: "I have obtained the book but [[NoFourthWall my character]] [[SelfDeprecation is a bit of a dumbass.]]" |
| 29 | * Light getting cut off every time he proclaims he is [[AGodAmI "THE GOD OF THE NEW WORLD".]] |
| 30 | * Near's very first appearance has him calling himself "L but with white hair". |
| 31 | ** Light's response: "oh my god are you serious" |
| 32 | * Mello's only line: '''''"I AM A PETULANT CHILD CHOCOLATE IS MY DEFINING CHARACTER TRAIT HRNGHRNGHRNHGNR--"''''' [[StuffBlowingUp (explosion)]] |
| 33 | * Mikami's only line: '''''"I HAVE OBTAINED THE BOOK DELETEDELETEDELETEDELETEDELETEDELETEDELETEDELETEDELETE--"''''' [[UsefulNotes/BlueScreenOfDeath (bong)]] |
| 34 | * Just...''everything'' about the GambitPileup scene: |
| 35 | -->'''Light:''' I win because whatshisface (Mikami) is gonna write everybody's name except mine!\ |
| 36 | '''Near:''' I knew he was gonna do that, so I did this. (replaces the notes in the book with other notes)\ |
| 37 | '''Light:''' I knew you were gonna do that, so I did this! (pulls out two more Death Notes)\ |
| 38 | '''Near:''' I knew you were gonna do that, so I did this. (waving around a Death Note)\ |
| 39 | '''Light:''' I knew you were gonna do that, so I did this! (erratically swatting around a Death Note)\ |
| 40 | '''Near:''' (multiplying Death Notes) I knew you were gonna do that, so I--\ |
| 41 | '''Light:''' WHAAAAA-- (he and Mikami [[StuffBlowingUp explode]]) |
| 42 | [[/folder]] |
| 43 | |
| 44 | [[folder:[=JoJo=]'s Bizarre Adventure Phantom Blood But Really Really Fast]] |
| 45 | * In Jonathan Joestar's and Dio's introductions, there are tidbits of information displayed next to them. |
| 46 | -->'''Jonathan Joestar:''' [[DontExplainTheJoke ...Get it? ...Get it like-Like Jo in Jonathan, and Jo in--]]\ |
| 47 | '''dio:''' [[MyNaymeIs Case sensitive]] |
| 48 | ** When Dio decides to [[KickTheDog kick Jonathan's dog Danny]], [[GroinAttack he aims for the nuts]], causing Danny to have BlankWhiteEyes as he falls. Also, Dio yells ''[[GratuitousJapanese "MUDA!"]]'' as he does so. |
| 49 | ** Throughout this whole introduction, Jonathan's voice is somewhat a monotone one, which is a sharp contrast to the anime version, where he was more... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFqjIOWs8Cg passionate in his disgust towards his new adopted brother]]. |
| 50 | --->'''Jonathan:''' So this is our relationship... Not a fan.\ |
| 51 | '''George:''' He's your brother now!\ |
| 52 | '''Jonathan:''' ...Very not much a fan. |
| 53 | * The narrator barely finishes reading the title cards before another character speaks. |
| 54 | -->'''Narrator:''' Seven years later... |
| 55 | -->'''George:''' I'm ''dying'' now! |
| 56 | * Dio puts on the Stone Mask to change himself into a vampire... only for him to yell incoherent gibberish as he does so. The subtitles make it even funnier, reading ''"HUEHHGHHEGHHERHHGHGHHRHGGHRGHGH"''. |
| 57 | ** Not long after, Jonathan decides to end the vampire Dio. |
| 58 | --->'''dio:''' THIS IS A VAMPIRE STORY NOW!\ |
| 59 | '''Jonathan:''' [Brandishes a torch] [[KillItWithFire Not unless I set you on fire first!]]\ |
| 60 | '''dio:''' NOT UNLESS I TAKE OVER [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders THE WORLD]] FIR-\ |
| 61 | '''Jonathan:''' [[CallForward What- No you]] [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall don't say that yet.]]\ |
| 62 | '''dio:''' WHAT?\ |
| 63 | '''Jonathan:''' what?\ |
| 64 | [George Joestar suddenly appears next to Jonathan, [[ManOnFire burning alive]].]\ |
| 65 | '''George:''' JONATHAN! WHY AM I ON FIRE?\ |
| 66 | '''Jonathan:''' [[FlatWhat ...what?]] |
| 67 | * "And then Jack the Ripper came out of the horse." |
| 68 | * Jonathan's continued exasperation at not being able to fight Dio, all because there are new obstacles on the way, or other people wanting their share of killing Dio. Take this, for example: |
| 69 | -->'''dio:''' IT'S TIME FOR OUR FINAL BATTLE!\ |
| 70 | '''Slow Kick Guy[[note]]aka Dire[[/note]]:''' [While delivering a flying kick towards Dio] Um- actually first, I'm going to attack you with one of my famous "slow kick" (trademark) attacks.\ |
| 71 | [[[KillItWithIce Slow Kick Guy freezes the moment he touches dio, and falls onto the ground,]] [[LiterallyShatteredLives shattering into pieces.]]]\ |
| 72 | '''Incidental Character Speedwagon:''' I guess that's just how it be sometimes. |
| 73 | * After Jonathan finally goes to battle dio head-on, his [[CallingYourAttacks calling of his attack.]] |
| 74 | --> '''Jonathan:''' I will now attack Dio with my luck pluck sword supercharged with magic sunlight. [[OverlyLongGag Overdrive Overdrive Overdrive Overdrive Overdrive Ovrddrbllrlblbllrlbl--]] |
| 75 | * dio calling on his EyeBeams, which prompts a FlatWhat out of Jonathan as Dio's head flies backwards off of his body. |
| 76 | * Erina narrating what had happened after the boat exploded when [[spoiler:Jonathan sacrificed himself to (try and) take dio with him]]: |
| 77 | --> '''Erina:''' [[spoiler: MY HUSBAND IS DEAD]]...[[VocalDissonance and also I'm pregnant,]] BUT AT LEAST I SURVIVED BY HIDING IN THE MEGA BLAST-PROOF COFFIN dio CAME IN - *sudden choking* AT LEAST dio’S DEAD NOW… DEFINITELY… [[TemptingFate DEFINITELY-]]\ |
| 78 | '''Narrator:''' Except what ACTUALLY happened is DURING the explosion [[spoiler: dio STOLE Jonathan’s body and somehow ALSO hid in the coffin in a SEPARATE COMPARTMENT that was DEFINITELY THERE THE WHOLE TIME and slept for A HUNDRED YEARS under the sea and invented STANDS which are the physical manifestations-]]\ |
| 79 | '''DIO:''' '''''ZA WARUDO'''''\ |
| 80 | [TO BE CONTINUED] |
| 81 | ** Made funnier by the choking actually being real: Erina's voice was ''way'' too high for Viva’s vocal range. |
| 82 | [[/folder]] |
| 83 | |
| 84 | [[folder:[=JoJo=]'s Bizarre Adventure Battle Tendency But Really Really Fast]] |
| 85 | * The video starts right out of the gate with an act of TemptingFate: |
| 86 | -->'''Incidental Character Speedwagon:''' [smashes the stabby blood mask with a sledgehammer] And thus ends this villainous legacy forever!\ |
| 87 | '''Narrator:''' Four-[[labelnote:*]]-ty-nine years later[[/labelnote]] [[[CollapsedMidSpeech Trips over everything]]]\ |
| 88 | '''Incidental Character Speedwagon:''' [standing in front of the unearthed stone pillar] Well, that’s not much a good look. [turns to Strazio, looking exactly the same as he was in 1889] Hey, you’ve aged well AAAAAAAAAH- |
| 89 | * [[CurbStompBattle Joseph Joestar's first encounter with Straizo goes as well as you expect.]] |
| 90 | -->'''Joseph:''' [[CharacterCatchphrase The next thing you will say is]] [[FaceHeelTurn "Actually I was a bad guy this whole time!"]] [[PreemptiveDeclaration and then you will be shot by my gun.]]\ |
| 91 | [Joseph pulls out his tommy gun while he says this.]\ |
| 92 | '''Straizo:''' Actually I was a bad guy th-- what?\ |
| 93 | [Joseph empties his whole magazine into Straizo, who writhes in agony for a moment.]\ |
| 94 | '''Straizo:''' [[NoSell Thankfully as I am now a vampire, I am immune to gunshots, so all that did was annoy me really.]]\ |
| 95 | '''Joseph:''' Fire in the hole!\ |
| 96 | [Joseph throws a grenade towards Straizo.]\ |
| 97 | '''Straizo:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh my god.]]\ |
| 98 | [The grenade blows up in Straizo's face.] |
| 99 | ** Revisited when Stroheim tries to destroy Backwards Ribcage Guy[[note]]aka Santana[[/note]] by the same means [[TakingYouWithMe by blowing up a stick grenade while possessed]]. |
| 100 | --->'''Stroheim:''' FIRE IN THE HOLE.\ |
| 101 | '''Joseph:''' [Annoyed] Oh my god.\ |
| 102 | [[[StuffBlowingUp Stroheim is blown up by the ensuing explosion,]] [[NoSell but Backwards Ribcage Guy emerges just fine]]]\ |
| 103 | '''Backwards Ribcage Guy:''' Thankfully as I am a pseudo-mega-ancient vampire or something that's barely elaborated on, I am immune to grenade blasts, so all that did was annoy me really. [[CallingYourAttacks Seismic Toss into the well]]. |
| 104 | * Incidental Character Speedwagon declaring that Joseph must defeat Backwards Ribcage Guy, with Joseph asking how... and then a FlatWhat. |
| 105 | ** Immediately after that, he demonstrates his backwards ribcage powers: |
| 106 | --->'''Backwards Ribcage Guy:''' I have discovered using my backwards ribcage that you have magic sunlight powers.\ |
| 107 | '''Joseph:''' ...ew. |
| 108 | * The aptly-named "Column Fellows" exiting their column, with Column Fellow #1[[note]]aka Wamuu[[/note]] going [[WaxingLyrical "Ai-yi-yi-yi-yi"]] and Column Fellow #2[[note]]aka Esidisi[[/note]] spazzing out while playing the trumpet. |
| 109 | ** If one has the captions on, Column Fellow #2's solo is transcribed as "It's not a trumpet in the original song but [[RuleOfFunny I wanted to animate Esidisi playing a trumpet]]". |
| 110 | * Once Joseph and Caesar climb out of the "oil pit of shame", Joseph states that they are now FireForgedFriends and that he is [[SuddenlyShouting VERY TIRED]]. |
| 111 | * After Suzi Q (AKA the lady Joseph will have sex with later) gets possessed by Column Fellow #2, Joseph regrets openly announcing his plans to have sex with her and vows to not make such regrettable statements in the future, [[TemptingFate before immediately turning around and expressing pleasure at the fact that Lisa Lisa]] ([[spoiler:his mother]]) [[TemptingFate is naked in the bath]]. |
| 112 | * Joseph, Column Fellow #3[[note]]aka Kars[[/note]] and Caesar start talking over each other when the former two are racing after the stone, causing the subtitles to devolve into pure gibberish. |
| 113 | -->'''Joseph:''' The special rock will go over that cliff, but I need to slow down before I reach it, but Column Fellow #3 won’t need to because he’d survive the fall because he’s a ''suuuuper''man!\ |
| 114 | '''Column Fellow #3:''' I got the rock and am now falling!\ |
| 115 | '''Joseph:''' I kick the ground to get snow in your face, and then I grabbed on to this icicle! Uh oh, that didn’t work! I grab onto more as they’re falling and connect them after using my magic sunlight powers because magnets even though I was falling for two minutes straight!\ |
| 116 | '''Column Fellow #3:''' ''[after getting snow in his face]'' I stab you, so you have to come down with me, so we fall, and I win, because you definitely won’t survive this fall and I will because I’m a ''suuuuper''man!\ |
| 117 | '''Caesar:''' ''[after Joseph grabs an icicle]'' Don’t worry, I will help you too by connecting even more icicles because I predicted you would do that because you’re just that dumb.\ |
| 118 | '''Joseph:''' We did it!\ |
| 119 | '''Stroheim:''' Holy shit!\ |
| 120 | ''[Column Fellow #3 bounces around like a pinball]'' |
| 121 | * After [[spoiler:Caesar]] dies, Joseph points out [[SpoilerOpening the opening spoiled his death 19 times]]. |
| 122 | * Column Fellow #1 [[CallBack comes out of the horse]]... as a blind unicorn. |
| 123 | --> '''Joseph:''' Am I having a fever dream? |
| 124 | * Joseph finds Column Fellow #3 cheated in his battle with Lisa Lisa and calls him out on it before learning something important: |
| 125 | -->'''Joseph:''' Column Fellow 3 you CHEATING WENIS!\ |
| 126 | '''Column Fellow #3:''' My name is Kars, you cock!\ |
| 127 | [Sound of a car horn] |
| 128 | * After Column Fellow #3 lops his hand off, Joseph launches into an ''incredibly'' long rendition of his [[CharacterCatchphrase catchphrase]] before taking a deep breath and screaming in pain, as if he just realized his hand had been chopped off. |
| 129 | ** It then {{Smash Cut}}s to Kars screaming as he hurtles into space, implying that the scream was ''also'' part of his prediction as much as it was in genuine agony. |
| 130 | * Joseph interrupting [[spoiler:his own funeral]] causes a mass synchronized "[[CurseCutShort WHAT THE F]]--" from those present. Followed by his explanation of his survival being so outlandishly unlikely that hearing it causes Incidental Character Speedwagon to drop dead on the spot from a heart attack. What's funnier is that the heart attack sound effect is the same as the one in the ''Manga/DeathNote'' video. |
| 131 | * And Joseph's final act of TemptingFate... |
| 132 | -->'''Joseph:''' And thus ends this villanous legacy forever!\ |
| 133 | '''Narrator:''' Four-[[labelnote:*]]-ty-eight years later[[/labelnote]]\ |
| 134 | [JumpCut to Joseph visiting his grandson in jail]\ |
| 135 | '''Old Joseph:''' Oh-\ |
| 136 | [TO BE CONTINUED] |
| 137 | [[/folder]] |
| 138 | |
| 139 | [[folder:Pikmin But Really Really Fast]] |
| 140 | * Olimar's MotorMouth during the entire thing. |
| 141 | * All of Olimar's logs use AlternativeCalendar stardates utilizing special typographic characters. They gradually descend to become even more ridiculous as the video continues. |
| 142 | * Olimar's main concern after his spaceship is hit with an asteroid is to [[SkewedPriorities panic that his house of cards has toppled, before mentioning his spaceship isn't doing too well either]]. |
| 143 | * Finding a ship part despite not having the ship's radar, and then finding the radar immediately after. |
| 144 | * When Olimar discovered the Yellow Onion/Pikmin. |
| 145 | -->'''Olimar:''' [In an overwhelmed tone] Stardate male-symbol female-symbol: I have discovered a yellow... [Voice fades off as he goes offscreen, and comes back later to pull a Pikmin out of the ground) ...Helmet screams throwing them is easier and I don't know why- |
| 146 | ** And then his discovery of the Blue Onion/Pikmin. |
| 147 | --->'''Olimar:''' [In an even more overwhelmed tone] Stardate star-star: I have discov-- [[TooDumbToLive (A lot of Yellow and Red Pikmin follow Olimar into the water, drowning in the process)]] hunoNUHGHHNHGH |
| 148 | * All following logs are said in an [[TheUnintelligible increasingly stressed and slurred voice]], which adds a ''lot'' to the hilarity. |
| 149 | * Olimar starting to take his future financial crisis into account. |
| 150 | -->'''Olimar:''' '''STARDATE WINGDINGS OPEN MAILBOX: THERE WAS AN EXPLOSION BUT BUTBUTBUTBUT I GOT THEM BACK AFTER I FOUND THESE PEARL-SHAPED PEARLS WHICH ARE PROBABLY VALUABLE BUT I WILL NOT RETURN FOR THEM WHEN I INEVITABLY RUN IN''TO DEBT THE INSTANT I ARRIVE HOME--''''' |
| 151 | * When trying to record his log while being attacked by a Burrowing Snagret, Olimar gets interrupted by it snapping him up as he screams. |
| 152 | * Worries about finances resurface. |
| 153 | --> '''Olimar:''' [Hyperactively jumping all over the screen] STARDATE CRY-LAUGH-EMOJI: I'VE COLLECTED EVERYTHING THIS WAS A SUCCESSFUL VENTURE ''BUT I AM MISSING M'''Y MONEYYYY--''''' |
| 154 | * Once his spaceship is rebuilt, Olimar focuses on [[SkewedPriorities starting his house of cards again]]. |
| 155 | [[/folder]] |
| 156 | |
| 157 | [[folder:[=JoJo=]'s Bizarre Adventure Stardust Crusaders But Really Really Fast]] |
| 158 | * Joseph tries to get Jotaro out of his cell by [[GrievousHarmWithABody throwing Avdol at the bars]]. |
| 159 | * Jotaro describes Star Platinum in the beginning: |
| 160 | -->'''Jotaro:''' If I get out I will kill you with this funky purple dude who keeps conveniently giving me everything I want- soda, [=RC=] car, gun- [Shoots self with gun, with Star Platinum catching the bullet] Okay, not doing that again, that was a little stupid. |
| 161 | * Joseph's Hermit Purple is summed up as "punch a camera, see a naked man". |
| 162 | -->'''Jotaro:''' How'd you figure that one out?\ |
| 163 | '''Joseph:''' Trial and error! |
| 164 | * Holly and Jotaro somehow never noticed the star birthmark they shared. |
| 165 | * The description for Holly Kujo's stand, which is killing her because she doesn't have the willpower to fully manifest it. |
| 166 | -->'''Narrator:''' Holly Kujo's [[TakeThat Who Cares]]: I can't possibly explain this [[ValuesDissonance without sounding sexist]].\ |
| 167 | '''Description:''' 😬\ |
| 168 | Don’t worry future parts are less sexist\ |
| 169 | This was written in 1989 |
| 170 | * Jotaro keeps messing up his PreMortemOneLiner. |
| 171 | * After freeing Polnareff, Jotaro comments that with the way their trip has been going, they're going to either have a team of 30 by the end of it or they'll never see a [[InsistentTerminology forehead squid]] ever again. |
| 172 | * The stand screen for Strength. |
| 173 | -->'''Narrator:''' [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Yes, the orangutan is the user]]\ |
| 174 | Yes, the orangutan has a name\ |
| 175 | Yes, the boat is the stand\ |
| 176 | [[ExplainExplainOhCrap OH MY GOD THE BOAT IS THE STAND]] |
| 177 | * Jotaro defeats Polnareff by accidentally punching Kakyoin into him. |
| 178 | * Not even the narrator is quite sure how Devo's Ebony Devil works. |
| 179 | -->'''Narrator:''' No, no, I mean, he gets stabbed, right, and he gets angry, and the anger makes him possess the doll?? |
| 180 | ** The fact that Polnareff immediately defeats both Devo and Ebony Devil within seconds of each other through Silver Chariot stabbing them repeatedly while making amusing pain noises, [[FunWithSubtitles captioned as]] "HHGHGHKCKKGHKCK" both times. |
| 181 | * The stand screen for Yellow Temperance admits that having "Kakyoin" be an imposter was a bit of a cop-out after the "Kakyoin's a traitor" cliffhanger. It also features a picture of "Kakyoin" making a goofy face rather than Yellow Temperance's default appearance. |
| 182 | * Whenever Polnareff shouts "[[RunningGag The enemy!]]" |
| 183 | * Emperor's stand screen. |
| 184 | -->'''Narrator:''' ''GUN.'' |
| 185 | * Enyaba is ObviouslyEvil, but Polnareff falls for her insistence otherwise. |
| 186 | -->'''Enyaba:''' Hello, welcome to the worst town ever, I'm not evil, don't mind the zombies.\ |
| 187 | '''Polnareff:''' Nice lady. Nice lady, right? What a nice lady!\ |
| 188 | ''(Enyaba growls in anger)'' |
| 189 | ** There's also her stand screen, which pops up right before Star Platinum inhales her Stand and leaves her unable to breathe properly. |
| 190 | --->'''Narrator''': ''Enyaba's Justice: [[CallBack See where incorrect breathing]] '''[[CallBack GETS YOU!]]''''' |
| 191 | * Rather than explain the power of Lovers, the narrator notes that Jotaro was left alone with someone he wasn't allowed to punch and that this can only end well. |
| 192 | ** The Crusaders' response to discovering Lovers' power: |
| 193 | -->'''Polnareff:''' Uh oh.\ |
| 194 | '''Kakyoin:''' Uh oh.\ |
| 195 | '''Jotaro:''' '''''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK.]]''''' |
| 196 | * After Lovers is beaten, Jotaro punches Steely Dan into the horizon. The next user after that gets even ''less'' screen time than he originally did. |
| 197 | -->''Arabia Fats' The Sun: [[MemeticLoser Lol]]''\ |
| 198 | '''Polnareff''': Lol\ |
| 199 | '''Kakyoin''': Lol\ |
| 200 | '''Jotaro''': Lol\ |
| 201 | ''(Steely Dan zooms past and crashes into Arabia Fats' car offscreen)'' |
| 202 | * Jotaro, who grows up to be a marine biologist, says "The sea sucks, nothing ever happens in the sea." |
| 203 | * [[IneffectualSympatheticVillain Oingo and Boingo's]] attacks, summed up in a single scene. |
| 204 | -->'''Jotaro:''' Hey so we need to defeat 9 Egyptian gods\ |
| 205 | '''Joseph:''' So you mean we need to defeat 8 Egyptian gods?\ |
| 206 | '''Jotaro:''' Yes, we need to defeat 6 Egyptian gods\ |
| 207 | '''Joseph:''' Got it!\ |
| 208 | ''[Jotaro and Joseph leave, and then Oingo and Boingo spin their way across the screen.]''\ |
| 209 | '''Oingo and Boingo:''' Oops- OOPS- Oops- Oops- *explosion* |
| 210 | ** Later, the gag is repeated when Hol Horse teams up with Boingo. |
| 211 | --->'''Hol Horse:''' Hello child together we are invincible and we will defeat the ''(falls over)'' oops\ |
| 212 | '''Boingo:''' ''(falls over)'' Oops\ |
| 213 | '''(explosion)''' |
| 214 | * Jotaro and Polnareff meet back up with Joseph and Avdol after the two parties are done dealing with [[FountainOfYouth Set]] and [[ChainedHeat Bastet]]; |
| 215 | -->'''Jotaro, Polnareff, Joseph and Avdol''': You wouldn't believe what we just had to deal with! [excluding Jotaro] It was weirdly sexual! |
| 216 | -->'''Jotaro''': [turns to Polnareff] [[FlatWhat What?]] |
| 217 | * When Terence T. D'Arby takes Joseph, Jotaro, and Kakyoin to play a game with him, Polnareff gets a bit impatient and decides to burn the whole building down because it's been two seconds. |
| 218 | * Cream's stand screen. |
| 219 | -->'''Narrator:''' A SNAKE HEAD EATING THE HEAD ON THE OPPOSITE Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-- |
| 220 | * The video plays out DIO picking up Polnareff and moving him down the stairs while in time-stop in real-time. Even better, his incoherent gibberish returns from the "Phantom Blood" video as he plays his prank. |
| 221 | * Polnareff's summary of his situation to Joseph's group: |
| 222 | -->'''Polnareff:''' So, everyone's dead and DIO's confusing. |
| 223 | -->'''Joseph:''' Sucks! But sounds about right. |
| 224 | * Jotaro's fight with DIO: |
| 225 | ** DIO notes how Star Platinum is similar to The World in strength and speed and [[TemptingFate hopes that that doesn't translate into other similarities]]. |
| 226 | ** Jotaro managing to budge in DIO's time-stop. |
| 227 | --->'''DIO:''' I'M GONNA GETCHA!\ |
| 228 | '''Jotaro:''' e\ |
| 229 | '''DIO:''' [[PrecisionFStrike WHAaAaAaAaT THE FUCK!!]] |
| 230 | ** DIO finds out that Jotaro used a trick with a magnet and thinks that he was just faking it, before getting [[InstantlyProvenWrong punched straight off-screen]]. |
| 231 | ** After [[spoiler:DIO drinks Joseph's blood]], he tells Jotaro not to worry too much about where he got [[{{Guyliner}} his lipstick from]]. |
| 232 | * [[spoiler:Joseph getting revived]] by Jotaro. |
| 233 | -->'''Joseph''' Music/WeirdAlYankovic canonically exists in the Jojo universe!\ |
| 234 | '''Jotaro:''' ...Okay he's back. |
| 235 | * "[[TakeThat Hey, remember when this story was about vampires? Yeah, me neither.]]" |
| 236 | [[/folder]] |
| 237 | |
| 238 | [[folder:TOY STORY But Really Really Fast]] |
| 239 | * Woody tries to cover up his crime of knocking Buzz out of the window, claiming that "[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial This was not an act of malice, this was an act of jealousy thinly disguised as malice]]". [[RunningGag He then gets out of it by reminding the other toys that there's a human incoming.]] |
| 240 | * [[IgnoredEpiphany Woody is considering changing his ways after pushing Buzz out the window... until Buzz appears right next to him.]] |
| 241 | -->'''Buzz:''' Hello there!\ |
| 242 | '''Woody:''' '''[[HairTriggerTemper YOU WANNA DO THIS THE HARD WAY?]] [[VoiceOfTheLegion LET’S TAKE THIS OUTSIDE!]]'''\ |
| 243 | [They do but the car they were just in promptly drives off]\ |
| 244 | '''Woody:''' A lapse in judgement! |
| 245 | * Woody keeps making plan after plan, which doesn't seem to work out. |
| 246 | -->'''Woody:''' I know things are looking dire, but come, I have a plan!\ |
| 247 | '''Buzz:''' [[HeroicBSOD I cannot, I have depression.]]\ |
| 248 | '''Woody:''' [[TimeForPlanB Alright, plan B!]]\ |
| 249 | [Cut to Woody at Sid's window, and Mr. Potato Head at Andy's window]\ |
| 250 | '''Mr. Potato Head:''' YOU SUCK! [Closes Andy's window]\ |
| 251 | '''Woody:''' ...Alright, plan C! [Runs to Buzz] [[SuddenlyShouting I'M OUT OF I-]] [[RunningGag Human.]]\ |
| 252 | [Woody and Buzz pretend to be lifeless, while Sid's foot hits the ground with a "[[WebAnimation/TheDementedCartoonMovie splat]]" sound effect. When the two toys stand up, Buzz has a firework rocket strapped to his back.]\ |
| 253 | '''Woody:''' I'M OUT OF IDEAS! Please help me!\ |
| 254 | '''Buzz:''' Say sorry.\ |
| 255 | [[[FreezeFrameBonus A time card briefly appears, saying "Ten hours later"]]]\ |
| 256 | '''Narrator:''' Ten hours-\ |
| 257 | '''Woody:''' Okay, fine! I'll say sorry-\ |
| 258 | '''Buzz:''' [[BorrowedCatchphrase Human.]]\ |
| 259 | '''Woody:''' Gah, god dammit.\ |
| 260 | [Once again, the two toys hide their sentience, as Sid's foot appears again with the same sound effect and grabs Buzz.]\ |
| 261 | '''Woody:''' No worries, it's time for plan D! |
| 262 | [[/folder]] |
| 263 | |
| 264 | [[folder:[=JoJo=]'s Bizarre Adventure Diamond Is Unbreakable But Really Really Fast]] |
| 265 | * Jotaro begrudgingly takes the role of MrExposition to establish why he's looking for Josuke. Josuke doesn't really pay attention. |
| 266 | -->'''Jotaro''': To assert dominance I will now detail various '''strands''' of your '''history''' to your face. Ahem. You were born in 1983 from the parents Tomoko Higashikata and Joseph Joestar yes that one...\ |
| 267 | '''Josuke's mind''': ''Strand = Hair, History = Boring...''\ |
| 268 | '''Jotaro''': Four years later you almost died from a fever that lasted 50 days and not to imply I deserve gratitude but I totally saved your ass there.\ |
| 269 | '''Josuke's mind''': ''... Hair = Boring.'' '''[[BerserkButton HAIR INSULT]]'''\ |
| 270 | '''Crazy Diamond''': DORA!\ |
| 271 | '''Jotaro''': [Casually [[PunchParry Punch Parries]] Crazy Diamond with Star Platinum, only suffering a messed-up hat] Anyways so Joseph is distributing inheritance but forgot that his healthy monogamous relationship wasn't actually the most healthy, whoops, also this; [points to his hat] not a fan, ''don't do that again.''\ |
| 272 | [Josuke, twitching violently, proceeds to do it again]\ |
| 273 | '''Crazy Diamond''': DORA!\ |
| 274 | [Jotaro stops time to dodge it, punches Josuke in the back of the head and picks him back up]\ |
| 275 | '''Jotaro''': Get up, I'm not done with you. You have what is known as a stand and they are the physical manifestation of blah blah whatever I'm not doing the spiel. |
| 276 | * Jotaro picks up Koichi and Josuke after telling them about Angelo and throwing them away while telling them to stay out of the matter. Later when Josuke begins telling Jotaro that he might have screwed up by making Angelo target his family, he only has to mention the "water guy" before Jotaro figures out what happened and irritably tells him he's on his way. |
| 277 | * When Josuke Higashikata and Koichi Hirose show up at [[OldDarkHouse the Nijimura residence]]. |
| 278 | -->'''Koichi:''' Who lives in the spooky house? Could it be a ghost?\ |
| 279 | '''Josuke:''' [[DontBeRidiculous Silly Koichi,]] [[TemptingFate ghosts aren't real!]]\ |
| 280 | ''[Okuyasu runs out of the house.]''\ |
| 281 | '''Okuyasu:''' WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?\ |
| 282 | '''Josuke:''' [[NoFourthWall Looking for the next villain.]]\ |
| 283 | '''Okuyasu:''' HE'S NOT HERE!\ |
| 284 | [[[InstantlyProvenWrong Koichi gets shot by a Stand Arrow, flying off-screen.]]]\ |
| 285 | '''Josuke:''' [Enters the house, walking past Okuyasu] Then who was that?\ |
| 286 | '''Okuyasu:''' [[ImplausibleDeniability NO ONE!]] [[IgnoredEnemy HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? I NEED TO FIGHT YOU WITH MY STAND!]]\ |
| 287 | ''[[[HoistByHisOwnPetard Okuyasu takes one swipe with The Hand, then gets clocked in the face with a flying potted plant.]]]'' |
| 288 | * ''Okuyasu Nijimura's The Hand: Mad for only having the ability to weld in a world populated by superheroes.'' |
| 289 | ** Okuyasu then uses The Hand to attack the description out of frustration, turning it into "Mad foldin'" since his ability lets him erase space and force the halves left over back together. |
| 290 | * Bad Company's stand screen. |
| 291 | --> '''Narrator:''' ''GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN'' ''[[OverlyLongGag GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN]]'' |
| 292 | * Tonio is only briefly glossed over in the only way one really can. |
| 293 | -->'''Tonio Trussardi''': [[SincerityMode I will do]] [[SheepInSheepsClothing absolutely nothing wrong!]] |
| 294 | -->[{{Beat}}] |
| 295 | -->'''Narrator''': Tonio Trussardi's Pearl Jam: [[NightmareFuelStationAttendant Absolutely]] [[HarmfulHealing nothing]] [[BodyHorror wrong]] |
| 296 | * Every time Koichi's Stand awakens, he gains a VoiceOfTheLegion for it and his hairstyle changes, possibly as an exaggeration of the Franchise/DragonBall-esque aura he gets whenever his stand evolves in the source material. |
| 297 | ** When Echoes Act 3 appears, not only is Act 3's first line a [[LargeHam VERY hammy]] '''[[Series/{{TheBigBangTheory}} B-A-Z-I]][[MemeticMutation -N-G-A!]]''', but his stand power is delivered thusly by the narrator. |
| 298 | --->'''Narrator:''' Koichi Hirose's Echoes Act 3: ''[[GratuitousRap these heavy rhymes a-gonna make you bleeeeeeeeeee-]]'' |
| 299 | * Shizuka Joestar's Achtung Baby. |
| 300 | -->''*pop* AH--'' |
| 301 | * Rohan Kishibe's Heaven's Door is summarized with a lengthy paragraph-long description of its effects, but with every individual sentence from said description read at the same time.[[labelnote:Full Paragraph]]When manga drawn by Heaven’s Door’s user is observed by any second party, they will be afflicted with its ability which will create openings over their body not unlike pages in a book. These pages will contain information on life events and knowledge of the afflicted party, readable by Heaven’s Door’s user. With a pen this information can be altered or additions can be made, including conditional removal of memories, or the complete understanding of an entire foreign language. When pages formed by Heaven’s Door are removed from the body, weight from the subject is lost, however no outside appearance changes can be observed when this action is made. Although initially, the activation of Heaven’s Door’s ability requires a second party to observe manga drawn on a physical piece of paper, in future chapters Heaven’s Door’s user Rohan Kishibe learns how to manifest his ability without the prerequisite of viewing manga on a piece of paper. This ability however does not work on subjects who are not receptive to the user’s work, such as Josuke Higashikata.[[/labelnote]] |
| 302 | ** This then cuts to Koichi having a panic attack on the threshold of a door frame as he tries to exit, remembers he's been affected, screams and goes the other way, then immediately forgets due to the effect of Heaven's Door and goes back. |
| 303 | * Unlike all the others whose words were twisted by Josuke into [[BerserkButton insults about his hair]], Rohan actually pushes that button. [[OverlyLongGag Repeatedly.]] |
| 304 | -->'''Rohan:''' Why, I am writing them biographies. Let me write your biography too.\ |
| 305 | '''Josuke's mind:''' ''Biographies = History...''\ |
| 306 | '''Rohan:''' Stupid hair.\ |
| 307 | '''Josuke's mind: HAIR INSULT'''\ |
| 308 | '''Rohan:''' Dumb stupid hair. Your hair is stupid, and you are stupid for choosing to have that hair. Idiot. You literal bastard. You’re a big dumb idiot, read my manga-\ |
| 309 | ''[Rohan shows Josuke a manga page but Josuke uses Crazy Diamond to punch Rohan away]''\ |
| 310 | '''Josuke:''' [[{{Kiai}} DORA!]]\ |
| 311 | '''Rohan:''' UGGHHHH! [Goes flying to the left] [[SkewedPriorities ...aaawouldyoumind]][[RunningGag ifIbecameamaincharacterrrrrrr-]] |
| 312 | ** What's funny is the fact that with every new insult, it cuts to a closer shot of Rohan, while Josuke's hair alarm sound effect increases in intensity. Viva Reverie made the buildup to the joke more amusing than the literal punchline. |
| 313 | * Josuke's backstory of why he chooses to have his dumb stupid idiot hair. |
| 314 | -->'''Not Josuke:''' [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Hello I'm not Josuke! I will I'm not Josuke save you I'm not Josuke!]]\ |
| 315 | '''Narrator:''' [[NarratingTheObvious He’s not Josuke]]. |
| 316 | * After Koichi is tricked into turning around in the Bad Alleyway, Rohan promptly saves him by writing "Doesn't Count" into him with Heaven's Door before [[DopeSlap slapping him and calling him an idiot]]. |
| 317 | * After defeating Bug-Eaten, Jotaro is frustrated at Josuke's delay in healing his partially melted hand. [[CurseCutShort So, he cuts off his own swearing]] [[TimeStandsStill by stopping time briefly.]] [[MundaneUtility The idea that he would even use such a powerful technique for something normal is funny in itself.]] |
| 318 | -->'''Jotaro:''' Heal me.\ |
| 319 | '''Josuke:''' What?\ |
| 320 | '''Jotaro:''' [[SuddenlyShouting FOR]] [[PrecisionFStrike F*時*’S]] [[SuddenlyShouting SAKE, HEAL ME JOSUKE!]]\ |
| 321 | [Josuke panics and staggers over to Jotaro.] |
| 322 | ** The icing on that cake is that the kanji used is read as "toki" meaning "[[BilingualBonus time]]". Not only that, but this is one of the rare instances [[CensoredForComedy where a character does get censored]]. |
| 323 | * Yoshikage Kira's [[MemeticMutation infamous long monologue about himself]] is shortened here, with a few zingers in-between. |
| 324 | -->'''Yoshikage:''' My name is Yoshikage Kira. I am 33 years old, my favourite colour is pink, I don’t like sleeping with the lights off, [[SuddenlyShouting I HATE AMPUTEES]], and I’m a long-time serial killer [[TemptingFate who’s never been caught doing a killing ever.]] [[MemeticMutation Duwang]]. |
| 325 | * When Shigechi steals Kira's St. Gentleman's bag, Kira calls Shigechi a "spiky walnut" while panicking about the possible opening of the bag. |
| 326 | ** And during [[spoiler:Shigechi]]'s impending death, the poor boy has this to say. |
| 327 | --->"HERE COMES THE SQUISHY GREMLIN WITH THE [[spoiler:DRAMATIC DEATH SCENE]]..!" |
| 328 | ** What does Kira say to announce he [[spoiler:touched the doorknob with Killer Queen's bomb]]? Rush in and shout "FIRST! I TOUCHED IT FIRST!" like a little kid calling dibs on something. |
| 329 | * "[[RunningGag Another day, another concerningly narrow escape.]]" |
| 330 | * What's Josuke's, Okuyasu's and Actual Ghost Reimi Sugimoto's reaction to [[spoiler:Shigechi]]'s death? [[Franchise/ScoobyDoo "Ruh-roh!"]]. [[ShoutOut And Actual Ghost Reimi Sugimoto says this while she has a brown dog next to her!]] |
| 331 | * Jotaro trying to defeat Sheer Heart Attack with Star Platinum, expressing confusion as to why it isn't working. |
| 332 | ** Then Jotaro, after finding out what it's attracted to, starts a small fire. Sheer Heart Attack races towards the fire and blows up, sending Jotaro flying backwards as [[HoistByHisOwnPetard he finally realizes how it feels to be sent flying painfully by him]]. |
| 333 | * Kira, in a panic to escape the gang, runs into Kosaku. His thought process is as follows: |
| 334 | -->''Current Situation = Being Followed + Identity Known''\ |
| 335 | ''Being Followed + Identity Known = Bad Time''\ |
| 336 | ''∴ Current Situation = Bad Time''\ |
| 337 | ''HOW TO STOP: Run Away?''\ |
| 338 | ''NO HOW DARE YOU''\ |
| 339 | ''Kill Everyone?''\ |
| 340 | ''[[BigStupidDoodooHead Jotaro sucks :(]]''\ |
| 341 | ''What's with Koichi!! His ability [[GravityMaster makes things heavy?]]''\ |
| 342 | ''Disguise Myself?''\ |
| 343 | ''Hey [[MagicPlasticSurgery Cinderella's]] right there''\ |
| 344 | ''[[OverlyLongGag Hey this guy in front of me just so happens to be my exact size/age/body type, if I'm lucky maybe his voice is the same as mine too, although I guess I have no way of knowing without listening to and imitating his voice which I don't necessarily have the time for so I guess I'll just pray??? Oh hold on, I gotta also learn how he writes to not make potential family members or co-workers suspicious of my difference in hand-writing, also OH NO I hope this guy doesn't have a profession I can't imitate, that would also kinda ruin my plan unless I just resorted to killing everybody after all, which... I mean, I still might do, oh well]]'' |
| 345 | ** Immediately followed with "5000 IQ STRATS"[[labelnote:*]]Streamer shorthand for strategies[[/labelnote]] |
| 346 | * "Yuya Fungami's Highway Star: Weird Feet Stand is real and it is '''''COMING FOR YOU'''''" (Domph, Domph, Domph, Domph, Domph, Domph) |
| 347 | * The scene with Josuke barging into Weird Feet Stand Man (AKA Yuya)'s hospital room to confront him and drinking his IV fluids is animated as Josuke consuming ''the entire IV stand'' in a manner that bears a peculiar and hilarious resemblance to a ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' Canadian. Also, the closed captioning's best attempt to explain the scene is "[[ShapedLikeItself Josuke aggressively eats IV stand]]." |
| 348 | * Tama the cat's death. [[OverlyLongGag He is shot in the neck with a Stand Arrow, hit by a flying broom, crushed by a falling cupboard, and buried by Kira. And when we say buried, we mean that Kira throws the cat onto the ground, whacks it with a shovel multiple times, and stomps on it thrice.]] BlackComedy at its finest. |
| 349 | * The entire Thursday section of the video, which shows a time-lapse of every event that happened that day, ''including ones that happened at the same time''. Rendering some sections nearly unintelligible unless you read the captions, or watch it multiple times. |
| 350 | ** Special mention going to all [[RuleOfThree three]] of the current principle characters (Rohan, Weird Feet Stand Man, and Jotaro) [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike saying "ruminating..." at the exact same time to solve their respective predicaments.]] |
| 351 | *** Bonus points for the contrast, Weird Feet Stand Man is trying to figure out how to deal with Enigma's paper shredder, Rohan is trying to figure out how to deal with Cheap Trick, and Jotaro's... [[MundaneMadeAwesome writing his thesis on starfish.]] |
| 352 | ---->'''Jotaro:''' [[BuffySpeak ...gosh, the starfish... they have legs...]] |
| 353 | ** When Rohan fails to get Koichi to notice Cheap Trick on the latter's back, Rohan decides to [[CallBack initiate plan B]]. Cut to him moving behind a pedestrian back-first, all while saying this in [[TranquilFury the most monotone voice possible]]. |
| 354 | --->'''Rohan:''' Let me leave, this neverending hell. |
| 355 | ** Also in the Thursday section is Kira's [[EvilIsHammy completely out of the blue declaration on the train.]] |
| 356 | ---> '''Kira:''' GOD I REALLY WANT TO '''''[[PrecisionFStrike FUUAARCK]]'''''... SOMEONE '''''UUUP'''''! |
| 357 | * Kira messes everything up for himself by killing Hayato by reflexively turning him into a bomb, and then begins realizing that he now has to either hide this from Kosaku's wife or kill ''her''. And then his father flies in. |
| 358 | --> '''Yoshihiro''': Hey [[FromBadToWorse the joj group are investigating this house tomorrow]]! Also hi it’s me again! |
| 359 | --> '''Yoshikage''': I knew that this - would - ha - ppen ''why does this al - ways ha - pPEN'' '''''I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE A BREAK - DOWN, BREAK - DOWN!!!''''' |
| 360 | -->[Yoshihiro wordlessly stabs his son with the arrow, giving him Bites the Dust] |
| 361 | * Hayato being killed by Kira placed him in Child Protagonist Purgatory with Poco, Smokey, and Anne. He then proceeds to wander back out upon realizing his role isn't done yet. |
| 362 | --> '''Hayato''': [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor I'm gonna go do something useful!]] [Bites the Dust time loop begins] |
| 363 | * Hayato, [[BreakTheCutie an anxious wreck throughout the whole video]] thanks to the TraumaCongaLine he's been put through, [[TookALevelInBadass decides to fight back against it]] on the [[spoiler:third time loop we see.]] |
| 364 | --> '''Hayato:''' [[RuleOfThree Up and ready to do some-]] [Takes out boxcutters] '''[[SuddenlyShouting KILLING, SOMEONE'S GOING TO HELL TONIGHT!]]''' |
| 365 | ** And then as he attempts to subvert the time loop he shouts a mighty [[PrecisionFStrike "FUCK OFF!"]] into the phone receiver. |
| 366 | * The RunningGag of [[spoiler:Kira]] [[WaxingLyrical referencing]] [[Music/{{TheyMightBeGiants}} ECNALUBMA]], culminating in [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Jotaro also quoting it]] when he finally defeats [[spoiler:Kira]]. |
| 367 | -->'''Jotaro:''' ♫ Help me out, I can't seem to get this window open. ♫\ |
| 368 | '''Star Platinum:''' [Punches [[spoiler:Kira's]] hand] [[{{Kiai}} ORA!]]\ |
| 369 | '''Jotaro:''' ♫ ...Nevermind, now it's open. ♫\ |
| 370 | '''[[spoiler:Kira]]:''' I think my h-- ''[[spoiler:[[[DeathByAmbulance Is hit by an incoming ambulance]]][[labelnote:*]]labelled "ECNALUBMA"[[/labelnote]]]]'' '''[[RunningGagged HUAHRHGH!]]''' |
| 371 | * Kira falling victim to the Bad Alleyway. |
| 372 | -->'''Kira:''' Aaahhh grabby hands! I'm in love, I think? |
| 373 | * As everyone wishes Actual Ghost Reimi Sugimoto and Actual Ghost Arnold a good flight as she passes on, Jotaro notably turns towards Koichi to say this instead. Koichi doesn't even get a chance to process this before Jotaro shoves a suitcase in his hand and throws him offscreen. Later as Jotaro is talking to his grandfather, and Koichi is still flying. |
| 374 | [[/folder]] |
| 375 | |
| 376 | [[folder:Five Nights at Freddy's But Really Really Fast - BLUE VERSION]] |
| 377 | * According to Phone Guy, this version of Freddy Fazbear's has [[ArtificialGravity backwards gravity]], and the entire place ''runs on 2 AA batteries''. |
| 378 | * The doors are intended to keep Mike safe from the restaurant's [[ConfusingMultipleNegatives "deadly not deadly deadly not fuzzy not animals"]]. |
| 379 | * The lore is represented by sheets of paper that have the word "lore" printed on them in various sizes. |
| 380 | * When Mike stumbles across the game's lore in Night 3, [[WebVideo/{{GameTheory}} MatPat]] shows up to explain it. |
| 381 | -->'''[=MatPat:=]''' As you can see, if we zoom in right here, we find the lore. There it is! I found it! The lore's right there! With this, we can deduce that the game is set in the year [=19euzeehhneh=], and that this is actually chronologically the seventh game in the series. But hey, that's just a [[BaitAndSwitch guess]]! |
| 382 | * The strange call in Night 5 is re-contextualized as being a message from Freddy Fazbear himself. It starts as a spoof of WebVideo/{{Markiplier}}'s usual video introduction before Freddy [[SchmuckBait encourages Mike to open the doors]] as he may or may not be getting something out of the lore if he does. He also outright ''says to Mike's face'' that he will not be giving a single straight answer, as that's what the sequels (or prequels?) are for. |
| 383 | --> '''Freddy''': HELLO everybody my name is FREDDY FAZBEAR and WELCOME to FREDDY FAZBEAR'S PIZZA... |
| 384 | * Freddy does his infamous Toreador March when the power finally goes out, and... it's an off-key version of the song played on piano. The closed captioning even refers to it as a "bad rendition of toreador march"! |
| 385 | * The description of the video, in its entirety: |
| 386 | -->[[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys4 what's in the box scott]] |
| 387 | [[/folder]] |
| 388 | |
| 389 | [[folder:Five Nights at Freddy's But Really Really Fast - RED VERSION]] |
| 390 | * The first thing we ever see is Mike ''muting phone guy''. It only gets more ridiculous from there. |
| 391 | * The video features [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation a nightguard who is decidedly different from the one in the Blue version]]--namely, ''he's a technical player who knows how the game works,'' and has had it with everyone's nonsense due to, presumably, having played the game dozens upon dozens of times, and knowing lore he absolutely shouldn't know in-universe and that not even the Phone Guy is aware of. |
| 392 | * The subtitles for Mike sipping his drink mentions that the sound effect was "edited slightly because the original sounded kinda disgusting". |
| 393 | * Night 4 has Mike get so focused on telling the lore to Phone Guy that when he finally finishes and checks the doors, the light isn't working because an animatronic snuck into his office. Mike's solution is to keep his monitor raised until 6 AM while Bonnie makes creepy breathing sounds behind it. |
| 394 | * It's subtle, but Mike closes his left door before antagonising Freddy repeatedly at the right door by slapping him while Freddy can't make a move to respond. Listen closely: you'll hear Foxy on the other side of the going "Yar har!" followed by a muffled thud as he runs straight into the closed door, followed by a disappointed "Ow." |
| 395 | * During Night 6, Mike talks to Freddy about how [[ArtificialStupidity he only tries to enter the office through the right door unless the power goes out]], then asks Chica if [[AmbiguousSyntax that's the same with her]]. After Chica says she's afraid of the dark, Mike clarifies that he meant only trying to enter the office from the right. |
| 396 | * Due to setting Night 7’s difficulty on [[NintendoHard 20/20/20/20]], Mike [[MotorMouth rapidly narrates]] everything that happens while monitoring the animatronics. Naturally a hoot on its own, but this part in particular stands out: |
| 397 | -->'''Mike:''' [Repeatedly closing, opening and lighting up the left doorway] Bonnie's here. Bonnie's gone. Bonnie's here. [[OverlyLongGag Bonnie's gone.]] [Turns around] Having a good time, Freddy?\ |
| 398 | '''Freddy:''' [Standing in the right doorway and very much disgruntled] '''No.'''\ |
| 399 | '''Mike:''' [Turns back] Of course not. |
| 400 | ** Also, Chica's random shout of "[[OwMyBodyPart Ow my knee!!]]" |
| 401 | * Foxy’s only appearances are either him peeking from the Pirate Cove’s curtains, or him yelling "YAR HAR" before [[AmusingInjuries banging into the left door due to Mike’s fast reflexes.]] The first time this happens, you can even hear him going "Ow!" right after he hits the door. |
| 402 | * Once again, the video's description in its entirety is "what's in the box scott". |
| 403 | [[/folder]] |
| 404 | |
| 405 | [[folder:Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan [=OVAs=] But Really Really Fast]] |
| 406 | * [[RunningGag "CAMEO!"]] |
| 407 | * The way the episode begins. Koichi asks Rohan about helping him with Italian linguistics since he's planning [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureGoldenWind a trip to Italy]]. Rohan's response? To smash the table in half and excitedly talk about his adventure in a confessional. |
| 408 | -->'''Rohan:''' ITALY? That reminds me of the time when I just so happened to-\ |
| 409 | '''Koichi:''' Oh no not this again. |
| 410 | * Rohan reacting with a lot more surprise in ''At A Confessional'' than he did in the source material. |
| 411 | -->'''Man at the Confessional:''' Father, I've come to confess! |
| 412 | -->'''Rohan:''' [Exiting the confessional in a panic] GOD DAMN WHAT THE HELL HOLY SHI- uh... [Re-enters the confessional] ...Go on?\ |
| 413 | \ |
| 414 | '''Beggar's ghost:''' HOW DARE YOU TRICK ME!\ |
| 415 | '''Other ghost:''' I'm angry too even though I was kind of complicit!\ |
| 416 | '''Rohan:''' [Running out of the confessional, angrily] What the hell are you- [Re-enters the confessional again, this time calmly] On second thought, maybe I'll stay in here for a while. |
| 417 | * The "Good birdie!" sound clip from ''VideoGame/WiiSports'' playing when [[CrossesTheLineTwice Gunpei hits his head on a golf club and dies]] in ''Mutsu-kabe Hill''. |
| 418 | * Naoko's daughter attempts to "get" Rohan, but he nonchalantly knocks her over and uses Heaven's Door to get her to leave him alone, stating he's not in the mood for an adventure. Funny? Yes. In line with the general vibe of Rohan throughout ''Thus Spoke'' as an observer rather than the protagonist? Double yes. |
| 419 | * Mikitaka shows up for the third "CAMEO!" Rohan immediately accosts him demanding to know who the alien is and demanding that the video not cut away from him before he can. The video cuts away. |
| 420 | -->'''Rohan:''' [[SuddenlyShouting TELL ME WHO YOU ARE! I NEED TO KNOW!]] [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall DON'T YOU DARE CUT AWAY-]] |
| 421 | * Apparently in this rendition of ''Millionaire Village'', the mere act of picking up a teacup alone is enough for Izumi to get punished for a breach of etiquette with the death of her loved ones. |
| 422 | -->'''Izumi:''' (picks up teacup only for the Mario "wrong" sound to play)\ |
| 423 | '''Ikkyu:''' You have incurred 981 infractions. You must leave the premises immediately, respectfully.\ |
| 424 | '''Izumi:''' Uhh...what are the chances I could-\ |
| 425 | '''Ikkyu:''' Your whole family and everyone you love has died.\ |
| 426 | '''Izumi's phone:''' Your whole family and everyone you love has died!\ |
| 427 | '''Rohan:''' Alright, stop that, Heaven's Door. [Accosts Ikkyu with his Stand]\ |
| 428 | '''Izumi:''' [[RunningGag HUEHGH! [dies]]] |
| 429 | * Beforehand, Izumi warns Rohan that Millionaire Village takes manners very seriously and not being perfect will lead to them being refused entry. What's the very first sentence out of Rohan's mouth when the very wide-eyed Ikkyu shows up? "Whose child is this?" |
| 430 | * The fourth "CAMEO!" scene with Okuyasu. |
| 431 | -->'''Okuyasu:''' Would ya like to come have a sleepover?\ |
| 432 | '''Rohan:''' Sure why not.\ |
| 433 | '''Okuyasu:''' Would ya like to fix ma dad?\ |
| 434 | '''Rohan:''' '''''NOT IN THE MOOD!''''' |
| 435 | * Yoma's obsession with training in ''The Run'' is taken up to eleven here. |
| 436 | -->'''Mika:''' Dinner's ready! Hey, is that really necessary? |
| 437 | -->'''Yoma:''' Muscle good! |
| 438 | -->'''Mika:''' Okay, but food good too- |
| 439 | -->'''Yoma:''' [[MotorMouth No, wrong food! I only eat muscle food, need more muscles-- Ding dong-- need sleep so I can wake up and get more muscles!!!]] |
| 440 | ** Then, during the treadmill competition, he takes off his shirt, [[HulkingOut bulks up]] and starts speaking his own language consisting entirely of fitness-related terms (with translations provided). |
| 441 | --->'''Rohan:''' How about another treadmill contest, first to grab the stop button when the treadmill hits 25 kilometres per hour wins!\ |
| 442 | '''Yoma:''' [=MuUUuSCLES=] (CHALLENGE ACCEPTED)\ |
| 443 | '''Rohan:''' Why do I always have to come across the weird ones?! |
| 444 | ** Rohan, after seeing Yoma smash the window behind them, reaches for the remote a little too early and... |
| 445 | --->'''Yoma:''' [Breaks Rohan's hand] LEGS FOR DAYS (AGAINST RULES!!)\ |
| 446 | '''Rohan:''' I mean I'm still gonna brag about this later but TRIP OVER A PAPERCLIP AND STUB YOUR TOE, DICKWEED! |
| 447 | [[/folder]] |
| 448 | |
| 449 | [[folder:SQUID GAME But Really Really Fast 🦑]] |
| 450 | * [[AuthorAvatar Viva Reverie's spider avatar]] is one of the four symbols to choose from in the dalgona game, instead of an umbrella. |
| 451 | * The manager getting overexcited about all the money going into the pig. |
| 452 | * Game 1 is called Red Light, Green Light as in the English dub, but the Young-hee doll still says "무궁화 꽃이 피었습니다" as in the original Korean version. |
| 453 | * The narrator describes the night massacre that occurs between the dalgona and tug-of-war games as this: |
| 454 | -->'''Narrator:''' Game 2.5: Oh god this isn’t a game they’re just stabbing each other! |
| 455 | * It's absolutely comical to witness [[PaperThinDisguise Jun-ho's very transparent attempts at disguise]]. He originally wears a bandana in his casual clothes, but when he [[DressingAsTheEnemy steals a Pink Soldier's circle uniform]], he keeps the bandana. When another Pink Soldier dies, [[MultilayerFacade he wears that person's square mask over his circle mask]]. And when it's time to access the higher-ups, which involve the Front Man and [=VIPS=], [[ExaggeratedTrope he thinks it's the best idea to wear a black waiter mask over those two masks]]! |
| 456 | ** Later on, Jun-ho decides that now is the time to bail out, but how he justifies it is unusual: |
| 457 | --->'''Jun-Ho:''' Looks like I’ll have to scrap my "find my brother" plan since maybe telling literally anybody about this secret organization is probably a bit more important. |
| 458 | ** And ''then'', between finding out that the Front Man is his brother and getting shot by said Front Man, he greets him like an old friend as if nothing bad happened. |
| 459 | * As for the Front Man, his voice is altered in many uneven pitches, making his line delivery hilarious. |
| 460 | ** His first line in this video, while watching the 456 contestants get caught up in explosions? ''[[ComedicSociopathy "cOmEdY!"]]'' And for some reason, [[StuffBlowingUp the glass of wine he's holding explodes]]. |
| 461 | * Sae-byeok's and Ji-yeong's emotional interaction in the marbles game is summed up in the best way: |
| 462 | -->'''Sae-byeok:''' [[EmotionlessGirl I am incapable of genuine emotional connection.]]\ |
| 463 | '''Ji-yeong:''' [[PreemptiveDeclaration Not anymore!]]\ |
| 464 | [[StuffBlowingUp [Ji-yeong blows up.]]]\ |
| 465 | '''Sae-byeok:''' [[BigWhy WHY?!]] |
| 466 | * This interaction between Gi-hun and Il-nam. |
| 467 | -->'''Il-nam:''' Wait, did I just win the game? |
| 468 | -->'''Gi-hun:''' You d-- uh-- ''noooooo...'' (sprite distorts) |
| 469 | * Mi-nyeo's TakingYouWithMe on Deok-su is depicted here as Mi-nyeo saying "This is what we call a pro gamer move!" and then ''[[WrestlerInAllOfUs suplexing Deok-su off the bridge]]'' complete with the [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Smash Bros. KO effect.]] |
| 470 | [[/folder]] |
| 471 | |
| 472 | [[folder:[=JoJo=]'s Bizarre Adventure Golden Wind But Really Really Fast]] |
| 473 | * The very first thing we see follows on from part 4's episode, with Koichi sailing through the air with his luggage by his side after Jotaro threw him all the way to Italy. |
| 474 | * The opening is an entire sea of "Grazie!" From the guy who pickpockets two girls to Giorno when he takes the wallet back to the girls who thank him for it back to Giorno when he butterfly's some money to him to Leaky Eye Luca as he brains a guy after telling him about Giorno. |
| 475 | * Giorno deals with Leaky Eye Luca in the most casual way imaginable after robbing Koichi blind: |
| 476 | -->'''Giorno:''' If everything goes according to plan, my frog will be arriving here any second now\ |
| 477 | '''Leaky Eye Luca:''' GIORNO GIOVANNA!\ |
| 478 | [Gorno nonchalantly dodges Luca's shovel as Luca tries to rob him and grab his DIO photo]\ |
| 479 | '''Giorno:''' I mean minus the part that didn't quite work out.\ |
| 480 | [Luca hits Giorno's frog and explodes]\ |
| 481 | '''Giorno:''' Oh don't think too hard about that photo it makes less sense the more you- ...Ohhh noooo. [Picks up some money] [[SarcasmMode However will I cope with this unfortunate situation]]? |
| 482 | * Bucciarati's Stand, described as thus: |
| 483 | -->'''Narrator:''' Bruno Bucciarati's Sticky Fingers: [[DubNameChange Zipper Man]] |
| 484 | * Koichi not only points out how he [[FailedASpotCheck didn't notice a light fixture turning into a snake but also all the other rapidly changing weird stuff]] in Giorno's dorm...by looping his "Not sure how I didn't notice that" line. |
| 485 | * Polpo's dialogue is done entirely in AutoTune, as is his Stand Black Sabbath...whose only lines are [[Music/TheyMightBeGiants "WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE THAT GROOVY THING?" and "EVERYONE WANTS TO SEE THAT GROOVY THING"]] |
| 486 | ** Polpo outdoes everyone in sheer length of their hastened, run-on sentences, technically having only two lines from how much unbroken rambling he gets. In fact, Giorno doesn't even wait for him to finish before leaving. |
| 487 | -->'''Polpo''': CONGRATULATIONS YOU WON THE MAFIA CIRCLE YOU ARE NOW A MEMBER OF PASSIONE AND WILL FOREVER LEAD A LIFE OF CRIME DO WHAT YOU WILL WITH YOUR NEWFOUND STATUS I ASSUME YOU HAVE ONLY THE BEST OF INTENTIONS I'M HUNGRY- '''[[AteHisGun [BLAM]]]''' |
| 488 | * Jotaro decides to hang up on Koichi by saying he thinks he hears his wife calling, thus leading to Koichi asking why he's never seen Jotaro's wife. Jotaro's next response after that? [[FakeStatic Claiming Koichi's breaking up]] and ''[[VisualPun snapping the phone in half]].'' |
| 489 | * When Bruno introduces the group to Giorno, they're all having their own idle conversations. Mista establishes the kind of guy he is by abruptly shouting "A CIRCLE!" with zero context. [[spoiler:The context being that just a week ago, he was trying to describe what Rolling Stone looked like.]] |
| 490 | * Additionally, Leone Abbachio's Moody Blues: |
| 491 | -->'''Narrator:''' Leone Abbachio's Moody Blues: [Tape recorder playback] [[ShapedLikeItself Leone Abbachio's Moody Blues]] |
| 492 | * Bucciarati's fight with Zucchero; |
| 493 | -->'''Zucchero''': [via the fly] TELL ME WHERE THE MONEY IS, BUCCIARATI!\ |
| 494 | '''Bucciarati''': I've figured it out!\ |
| 495 | [The deflated outer layer of the yacht unpeels, revealing Zucchero and Soft Machine]\ |
| 496 | '''Zucchero''': [trembling] I don't wanna know where the money is anymore, Bucciarati... [head gets lobbed off with Sticky Fingers] |
| 497 | * The [[MemeticMutation infamous torture dance scene]] is present, but it's [[StylisticSuck hilariously poorly depicted]] due to Viva Reverie's style being ''completely'' unsuited to such detailed flourishes and movements. Viva-as-Narrator is also forced to describe the scene as "And then ''this happens''." |
| 498 | * Mista [[MemeticMutation takes an instant disliking to a window.]] |
| 499 | -->'''Mista:''' Hate that window.\ |
| 500 | '''Giorno:''' Mista what?\ |
| 501 | '''Mista:''' [Zooms over to the window and shoots it] Fuck this window\ |
| 502 | '''Giorno:''' MISTA! |
| 503 | * Also, Sex Pistols has a RunningGag to carry on: |
| 504 | -->'''Narrator:''' Guido Mista's Sex Pistols: When a mummy '''''[[RunningGag GUN]]''''' and a daddy '''''[[CallBack GUN]]''''' love each other very much |
| 505 | * During Trish's introduction, Mista gets struck by lightning straight out of nowhere. While it seems like a random joke, if you pay attention to the video time, it happens at exactly [[FourIsDeath 4:44.]] [[BreakingTheFourthWall Mista was reacting to the timebar!]] |
| 506 | * Team Bruno are tasked with protecting Trish, while the Hitmen are tasked with getting her: |
| 507 | -->'''Narrator:''' Trish is Trish\ |
| 508 | '''Ghiaccio:''' POLPO'S DEAD!!\ |
| 509 | '''Prosciutto:''' Polpo's dead?\ |
| 510 | '''Formaggio & Illuso:''' Polpo's dead!!\ |
| 511 | '''Formaggio:''' Then where's Trish?\ |
| 512 | '''Ghiaccio:''' FIND TRISH!!\ |
| 513 | '''[[TheDitz Pesci]]:''' WHO'S TRISH?\ |
| 514 | '''Narrator:''' Trish is Trish (pay attention) |
| 515 | ** Sorbet and Gelato aren't there and are replaced with a big wooden "MIA" sign. |
| 516 | * As time goes on, Mista keeps getting shot with his own gun in increasingly pointless and improbable ways. Only two of them can't be blamed on him just panicking. |
| 517 | * Polnareff's "[[RunningGag The enemy!]]" joke is carried over to Narancia, and it's still funny. |
| 518 | * Narancia's Aerosmith description is of the reused footage of a certain plane crash from Parts 2 and 3. The captions also add "Not another one of my lovely planes :(" |
| 519 | * "Naran-''shoe!''" |
| 520 | -->'''Narrator:''' Formaggio's Little Feet: [-small narancia-] |
| 521 | * The Boss' message to the team is not only in ALL CAPS but in the Papyrus font too! Additionally [[EasterEgg one of the fake file names is actually a working Youtube link leading to an alternate version of this episode where Giorno and Fugo have their manga colours and the "GOLDEN WIND" title drop at the end is changed to "VENTO AUREO".]] |
| 522 | * Illuso's Stand gets its own CallBack to J. Geil's Hanged Man. The kicker is how strained Viva sounds as she recites it, as if she's been waiting for ages to complete the joke: |
| 523 | -->'''Narrator:''' Illuso's Man in the Mirror: Technically not a haNGED MAN |
| 524 | ** And just before this: |
| 525 | --->[Fugo vanishes into a mirror which Giorno notices] |
| 526 | --->'''Giorno:''' ...Abbachio? |
| 527 | --->'''[[TheDreaded Purple]] [[TheVirus Haze]]:''' [Popping up out of nowhere] '''''BLEGH''''' |
| 528 | --->'''Giorno:''' [Panicked] [[OhCrap Abbachio??]] |
| 529 | * "I want the key, I want the key, I want the key! I don't know what it does, but I want the key! ...Wait, I'm ''dead!''" |
| 530 | * Turns out everyone affected by Prosciutto's Grateful Dead not only grows old but now has a penchant for backgammon, including a rapidly aged baby and Prosciutto himself. He even thinks backgammon is underrated! |
| 531 | -->'''Narrator:''' Prosciutto's The Grateful Dead: Backgammon time, baybeeeeeee |
| 532 | * After Pesci is dealt with, the gang decides to head to their next stop...with Melone not far behind. |
| 533 | -->'''Melone:''' This looks like a good place to [[CharacterCatchphrase Di Molto]]!\ |
| 534 | '''Narrator:''' Melone's Baby Face: I hope you don't mind but I'll be doing this one OFFSCREEN |
| 535 | ** Sure enough, the majority of the battle against Baby Face takes place offscreen, with the one portion shown being depicted as Giorno and Baby Face flipping the fuck out at each other in the background while Narancia, Fugo and Abbachio wait for Mista to start the car. |
| 536 | ** And Melone's death is wrapped up as such: |
| 537 | -->'''Melone:''' How dare they kill my ''literal'' bastard child, no worries I'll just go [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil ra-]] (CONSENT WAS NOT INVOLVED!) some other lady. (realizes that a snake bit him during the censor) Oh, that's not fair... |
| 538 | * The entire Ghiaccio segment is a riot: |
| 539 | ** After Giorno and Mista discuss getting a CD from a lion statue, Ghiaccio appears on top of their car the second Giorno says "Venice" and... |
| 540 | --->'''Ghiaccio:''' VENENZIA!! [Rapidly attacks car] JUST SAY JUST SAY SAYSAY VENENZIA BOTH YOU AND I ARESAY VENENZIA BOTH YOU AND I ARE ITALITALIAN DONUT BBBBOYYYY!!!\ |
| 541 | '''Mista:''' [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction ...Giorno, I have lost a finger.]]\ |
| 542 | '''Giorno:''' Why is a yelling man on our car??\ |
| 543 | '''Narrator:''' Ghiaccio's White Album: -1° Kelvin\ |
| 544 | '''Ghiaccio:''' [Somehow on the Stand screen] THAT'S NNNOT HOW THAT WORKS[[labelnote:*]][[FridgeBrilliance He's right]]: not only is Kelvin not measured in degrees, but it's actually physically impossible to go below 0 Kelvin, since by that point the atoms themselves have been frozen and cannot move.[[/labelnote]] |
| 545 | ** Ghiaccio gets repelled twice and Mista thinks they're in the clear. |
| 546 | --->'''Mista:''' Whew, that was a close one!\ |
| 547 | '''Ghiaccio:''' CLOSE TO WHAT [Suddenly on their car, causing the two to crash]\ |
| 548 | '''Narrator:''' Ghiaccio's White Album Gently Weeps: Stop hitting yourself >:) |
| 549 | ** Mista shoots back only to get his bullet repelled back at him by Gently Weeps so his response? To keep shooting. Only after Giorno cheers him on does Mista find the resolve to- oh, never mind, Giorno already killed Ghiaccio. |
| 550 | * As another CallBack, this time to Part 2, a brief shot of Joseph Joestar, Caesar Zeppeli and Lisa Lisa plays as team Bruno make it to Venice. |
| 551 | * King Crimson skips time as Bucciarati and Trish enter San Giorgio Maggiore. How's this represented? By an outside shot of the video being skipped ahead by ten seconds on [=YouTube=]! Oh and The Boss's Stand summary screen gets skipped as well, and of course the whole lot [[FreezeFrameBonus needs a pause to read]]: |
| 552 | -->'''Narrator:''' The Boss' King Crimson: Time skips- [[spoiler:forward by ten seconds and he can see what happens in that ten-second period before it happens, and, like, anything that happens in that ten-second period doesn't affect him, even though he can kinda influence things during it, like- I mean it kinda makes sense if you think of it as like, anything that would've happened in that ten second period DID happen, EVEN if he was involved, which is how he can cut off Trish's hand, but otherwise nothing affects him]] -except for when it doesn't. ...whaaat |
| 553 | * Bucciarati is about to save Trish, but the Boss gets him first: |
| 554 | -->'''The Boss:''' Bruno!! What do you think you are doing!!\ |
| 555 | '''Bucciarati:''' Saving the day! [Grabs his Cell phone from his chin] Giorno! The boss-\ |
| 556 | [Bucciarati gets timeskipped and a hole punched through him]\ |
| 557 | '''Bucciarati:''' [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction ...On second thought I'll catch you later.]]\ |
| 558 | [Another brief skip with King Crimson Karate-chopping a huge gash into Bucciarati's shoulder]\ |
| 559 | '''Bucciarati:''' [[{{Understatement}} ...I'm a little tied up in something]] [Hangs up] Alright adrenaline let's see how long you can keep me going! [The Boss gets pulled into Giorno's magic brooch; one time skip later Bucciarati's riding a zipper to safety with Trish in tow]\ |
| 560 | '''The Boss:''' [[WhyWontYouDie WHY AREN'T YOU DEEEAAD]] |
| 561 | * Bruno declares his motorboat the Traitor Boat and invites everyone to come along. Except for Fugo. It seems Narancia is about to stay with him, but... |
| 562 | -->'''Narancia:''' AHH METAPHORS [Dives in]\ |
| 563 | '''Fugo:''' ...Wait-\ |
| 564 | '''Narancia:''' TRISH IS MEEEE\ |
| 565 | '''Narrator:''' Narancia is Trish |
| 566 | * The gang is riding the boat on a river in Venezia and there just happens to be a man doing absolutely nothing on the sidewalk: |
| 567 | -->'''Narancia''': [Looking around] The enemy...?\ |
| 568 | '''Mista:''' [Also looking around] Enemy.\ |
| 569 | '''Narancia:''': Ene- [Notices the man]\ |
| 570 | '''Both:''' [Pissed] THE ENEMY\ |
| 571 | [Narancia and Mista jump over and kick the shit out of the man]\ |
| 572 | '''Abbacchio''': [Jumps over and starts kicking too, deadpan] ...The enemy |
| 573 | * Clash and Talking Head happen: |
| 574 | -->'''Narancia:''' There is not a shark attacking us!! |
| 575 | -->'''Bucciarati:''' Good to know. |
| 576 | -->'''Narancia:''' YES, GUYS, YOU UNDERSTAND, THERE IS NOT A SHARK ATTACKING US! |
| 577 | -->'''Bucciarati:''' I didn't think there was but I'm happy we have confirmation |
| 578 | -->'''Narancia:''' GR- EXACTLY!!! |
| 579 | -->'''Narrator:''' Squalo's Clash: Is [[ThreateningShark a shark]] |
| 580 | -->Tiziano's Talking Head: ''[[BlatantLies IS A SHARK]]'' |
| 581 | -->'''Squalo:''' This part of the script [[HoYay was written during pride month]] [Gets shot] HUARGH! |
| 582 | -->[The restaurant does not explode as Narancia doesn't hunt down the enemy] |
| 583 | -->'''Narancia:''' WHERE ISN'T THE ENEMY? [Doesn't find Squalo and Tiziano] I DON'T NOT KNOW WHERE THE ENEMY IS! |
| 584 | -->'''Squalo:''' Wait does that mean he knows where we are? |
| 585 | -->'''Tiziano:''' No, my ability makes it a triple-negative and he- |
| 586 | -->[Tiziano sees Narancia with Aerosmith very much ready and Talking Head very definitely speared on Narancia's knife] |
| 587 | -->'''Tiziano:''' E- he... Oh nope, it's- wait does that make it a quadruple negative-? |
| 588 | -->[Both get hosed down by Aerosmith] |
| 589 | * Notorious B.I.G. is yet another plane mishap in [=JoJo=]. And Viva takes the time to mock it: |
| 590 | -->'''Narrator:''' I just had the best idea let's go fly a ''[[{{Corpsing}} plaNE]]'' in an ''[[{{Corpsing}} EPISode]]'' of ''[[{{Corpsing}} JOJO'S BizARre AdVENTturE]]'' |
| 591 | * For a brief moment you can just about see Notorious B.I.G. wiggle at the exact same time Trish does as she's talking, [[FridgeBrilliance because she's currently the fastest-moving object in the immediate vicinity]]. Nice. |
| 592 | * Trish's Spice Girl manifests and punches the plane in half, with her Stand Cry fittingly changed to: |
| 593 | -->'''Spice Girl:''' ♫[[Music/SpiceGirls If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with-]]♫ |
| 594 | * Doppio finally appears just as the gang hits Costa Smeralda: |
| 595 | -->'''Doppio:''' La la la, having a nice vacation here in Sardinia!\ |
| 596 | '''Fortune teller:''' Hello young man would you like your for- [Skipped to death]\ |
| 597 | '''Doppio:''' Loving the weather! |
| 598 | * Doppio is given King Crimson's Epitaph to help him deal with Risotto Nero and: |
| 599 | -->'''Doppio:''' (uses Epitaph to screen the next few seconds on his hair)\ |
| 600 | '''Narrator:''' [Distorted] Vinegar Doppio's Epitaph: I don't know if this counts but uhhhh\ |
| 601 | [And then Risotto cuts his foot off]\ |
| 602 | '''Doppio:''' Okay I didn't understand that first part but apparently my foot's getting chopped off!\ |
| 603 | '''The Boss:''' ''WHAT'' |
| 604 | * Right after a brief stopover with the gang, it cuts back to Doppio just in time for: |
| 605 | -->'''Narrator:''' Vinegar Doppio's Epitaph: I don't know if this counts but uhhh\ |
| 606 | [And then [[AmbiguousSyntax Risotto cuts his foot off]]]\ |
| 607 | '''Risotto Nero:''' Argh, it was my foot actually!\ |
| 608 | '''The Boss:''' GOOD JOB, YOU FOOLED THE CONCEPT OF DESTINY |
| 609 | * Abbachio dies. Also the "Cosmermeslelda" stone turns to "Ouch" just as King Crimson puts a hole in him. |
| 610 | -->'''Bruno:''' ...Oh goddamn it\ |
| 611 | '''Narancia:''' Check out how hard I can cry! ''[[OcularGushers *PPWWSHHHH*]]'' |
| 612 | * Abbachio may be dead, but [[DyingMomentOfAwesome he managed to use Moody Blues to engrave the boss' face on a nearby stone!]] [[HopeSpot At last, the gang finally has something that can lead them to the boss' true identi-]] [[NegatedMomentOfAwesome Oh wait, nevermind,]] [[CrazyPrepared he scrubbed every trace of his identity off the internet.]] Even Bruno [[LampshadeHanging has to admit that it would make a lot of sense to do that.]] |
| 613 | --> '''Giorno:''' And I thought ''I'' was antisocial. |
| 614 | * When Polnareff contacts the gang for the first time, he states that his name is irrelevant. This leads to his name actually being labelled as "Irrelevant" in the captions. |
| 615 | * After getting smacked in the face by Bruno, Secco drops his "Inarticulate gremlin in a leather suit" shtick to talk to Cioccolatta in a very calm, articulate manner to alert his master to his observation about Bruno being unaffected. |
| 616 | * Giorno finally has Ciocolatta right where he wants him and has Mista go for the kill: |
| 617 | -->'''Giorno:''' Good shot Mista! Now shoot him down!\ |
| 618 | [Mista opens fire and his shots naturally come back and KO him]\ |
| 619 | '''Mista:''' WHY\ |
| 620 | '''Giorno:''' Alright hold on I'll do- [Climbs the vines holding Ciocolatta's helicopter in place, only for Green Day to punch him away] UEHGH [Makes some more vines] I'll just- [New vines rot away immediately] AHH [Flip kicks a piece of the rotted vine which bounces off of the rotor and knocks Ciocolatta out of the cockpit] There, that worked.\ |
| 621 | '''Ciocolatta:''' [Into his cell phone] SKIBBIDIBOPNNDADA\ |
| 622 | '''Giorno:''' Now to- wait are you dead- (beat) He's not dead. Yeah, impressive right, stick it to the man! Wait I might be getting my metaphors mixed up, too much meta- or is it just too meta, I should probably just make this beetle explode out of your head already [Does so]\ |
| 623 | '''Ciocolatta:''' UEGH BEETLES SUCK\ |
| 624 | '''Giorno:''' [[[VideoGame/UltimateMarvelVsCapcom3 Level 3 Hyper Combo noise]]] '''''SLANDER!!''''' |
| 625 | ** What follows is both hilarious and awesome because naturally, it's Viva reverie's rendition of the famous Seven Page MUDA! And it's just as brilliant as it always was. And Giorno follows up on his battle cry with "THROW A WRYY IN THERE FOR GOOD MEASURE!" then it gets funny again when not only is Ciocolatta blasted into a garbage truck, but two pianos fall on him...along with piano keys falling down to the tune of "[[ThemeMusicPowerUp Il Vento D'Oro]]". |
| 626 | ** The vines sprouting and grabbing Ciocolatta’s helicopter are accompanied by a faint [[UnsoundEffect "TREE"]]. |
| 627 | * Bucciarati may have made Secco deaf but made himself deaf too! What follows is a threat turned bad as the two repeatedly shout "WHAT?" at each other, unable to hear what the other is saying. Bucciarati just punches through Doppio to get to Secco (along with the same [[VideoGame/PaperMario STYLISH!]] popup that Josuke got in Part 4). |
| 628 | * Turns out the team's mysterious new ally is Polnareff and he has a flashback! And so does Doppio[=/=]Diavolo. |
| 629 | -->''(A little over 12 years in the previously)''\ |
| 630 | '''Diavolo:''' Got a feeling these arrowheads I found buried in the sand have an equal chance to lead to excellence or serious injury, let's go ask nearly every person in Egypt about them until I find one who somehow knows what they are!\ |
| 631 | '''Enyaba:''' Hello, welcome to my vase and plate shop what are the chances you could sell one of your extraordinarily valuable and powerful arrowheads and kickstart a hilariously expansive butterfly effect?\ |
| 632 | '''Diavolo:''' Oh, I only need the one you can have all of these [Slams the rest on her counter]\ |
| 633 | '''Enyaba:''' oOOOHHH\ |
| 634 | '''Narrator:''' Exactly 12 years in the previously\ |
| 635 | '''Polnareff:''' So here's the plan! You go searching for the man who we in passing heard sold the arrowheads on one half of the world and I go searching on the other half of the world! [[LetsSplitUpGang Splitting up like this will surely help us find the culprit]] in no time!\ |
| 636 | '''Jotaro:''' Dibs Japan\ |
| 637 | [Cut to Polnareff fighting Diavolo near a cliff]\ |
| 638 | '''Polnareff:''' I've found you, foul villain! Give up now or else I will- [Timeskipped into pieces and falls on the rocks below] Owiiie!! I'll be honest, not sure how I'm gonna get out of this one! ...Oh well I'll figure something out. |
| 639 | * Bucciarati brings "Trish" with him and.. |
| 640 | -->'''Polnareff:''' Bucciarati, who's that?!\ |
| 641 | '''Bruno:''' This is Trish, she's part of our team!\ |
| 642 | '''Polnareff:''' "She"?!\ |
| 643 | '''Doppio:''' Yeah, "she"!\ |
| 644 | '''Polnareff:''' Oh, pog, sorry-\ |
| 645 | '''Polnareff and Doppio:''' WAIT A MINUTE |
| 646 | * And now "0 years in the previously, give or take a few minutes" as Doppio finally unmasks himself as Diavolo! |
| 647 | -->'''Diavolo:''' I hate bringing attention to myself [[{{Narcissist}} but I still enjoy prettying myself up, so sue me]] |
| 648 | * And as Diavolo takes care of Polnareff, he ends up ruining poor Viva's King crimson explanation! |
| 649 | -->'''Diavolo:''' What's this? A wound? Looks like all I need to do is blind you like this, then you won't be able to tell I skipped time!!\ |
| 650 | '''Narrator:''' What?! So then my King Crimson explanation doesn't make sense after all!\ |
| 651 | '''Narrator:''' Diavolo's King Crimson: ''NEVER MIND'' |
| 652 | * Polnareff begins to die and remembers his old friends, Iggy, Avdol, Kakyoin and Judgement...and then wonders why the heck he's thinking about a minor villain's Stand, of all characters.[[labelnote:Explanation]]Judgement was in the original flashback along with Polnareff's other friends for...some reason.[[/labelnote]] |
| 653 | * Chariot Requiem causes everyone to fall asleep and then swap bodies. This extends to the Narrator...who is now Okuyasu. |
| 654 | -->'''Okuyasu:''' '''JEAN-PIERRE POLNAREFF'S CHARIOT REQUIEM: I CAN'T SAY I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING HERE''' |
| 655 | * Oh and before we forget, '''[[RunningGag MISTA IS TRISH]]'''. |
| 656 | * The gang find out Bucciarati is Diavolo and shoot him down. At this point, Narancia (in Giorno's body) starts setting up his coffin: |
| 657 | -->'''Narancia:''' I can't believe we just defeated Diavolo! I would like to take this opportunity to say that I'm so happy to be alive, and that I can't wait to go home and that I'm so happy to be alive!\ |
| 658 | [King Crimson starts erasing time]\ |
| 659 | '''King Crimson:''' Hold on! I should- wait, so if I want to, hold on- [Breaks some iron bars above] And then I take- Hup... [Grabs Narancia and tosses him upward...and misses] Oops, uh, wait one more go, hup!! [Tosses again, nails it and hammers Narancia-Giorno's body down] That'll do |
| 660 | ** Additionally, [[BrickJoke the background saying "Diavolo Is Trish"]]. |
| 661 | * '''[[MundaneMadeAwesome QUICK! SLOWLY WALKING MAN IS GETTING AWAY!]]''' |
| 662 | * Diavolo and Bruno destroy Chariot Requiem by punching the golden sun behind their heads which somehow destroys Chariot Requiem. Sadly this means while the body-swapping is undone, Bucciarati goes to heaven since his body's kinda dead now. He ascends to heaven as a golden ghost and: |
| 663 | -->'''Giorno:''' Wait, Bucciarati!! You- You were the [[TitleDrop Golden Wind]][[labelnote:*]]Or "VENTO AUREO" in the EasterEgg version[[/labelnote]] the whole time!\ |
| 664 | '''Bucciarati:''' Sure, if that helps you sleep at night |
| 665 | * Gold Experience Requiem's punny BilingualBonus: |
| 666 | -->'''Diavolo:''' AS THEY ALWAYS SAY FIRST TIME'S THE CHARM!\ |
| 667 | [Diavolo punches Gold Experience, releasing its Requiem form]]\ |
| 668 | '''Gold Experience Requiem:''' GOOD MORNING![[labelnote:*]]"Good morning" in Italian is "Buon''giorno''".[[/labelnote]] |
| 669 | * Diavolo repeatedly going "AS THEY SAY FIRST[=/=]SECOND[=/=]THIRD[=/=]FOURTH/ETC. TIME'S THE CHARM!" and trying to destroy Gold Experience Requiem...and failing, leading to an endless recursion of Diavolos trying and failing. |
| 670 | -->'''Narrator:''' Giorno Giovanna's Gold Experience Requiem: '''''NO''''' |
| 671 | ** The description does happen to describe [[NoSell the Stand's power]] in practice, but the actual ''meaning'' of it is the narrator still being frustrated at her King Crimson explanation being invalidated and [[NoJustNoReaction refusing to even]] ''[[NoJustNoReaction touch]]'' the fate-defying quantum headache of Gold Experience Requiem. |
| 672 | ** The result is Diavolo suffering one very dramatic GER punch to the tune of, what else, [[Music/TheyMightBeGiants "Spiralling Shape"]]. |
| 673 | ** Diavolo seemingly survives...only now G.E. Requiem's locked him in that death loop. Cue him getting stabbed, beheaded and having cars and pianos and exploding ships dropped on him, forever. The subtitles describe this sequence as "[everything.]" |
| 674 | * Meanwhile, one week prior, Bucciarati is told to hunt down a man who killed an old guy's daughter. |
| 675 | -->'''Bucciarati:''' We're not assassins.\ |
| 676 | [Father drops a big bag of money down]\ |
| 677 | '''Bucciarati:''' ...Alright, we're conditional assassins. |
| 678 | * Just the fact that most assassinations done by the protagonists are described in-universe as the victim "exploding." Sure, that's the effect Viva uses, but it's just funny to hear the characters point it out. Bonus point for this particular moment for Fugo and Bucciarati's follow-up. |
| 679 | -->'''Bucciarati:''' Remember Luca, the shovel guy? Yeah so he just exploded and I'm gonna go investigate the murder suspect.\ |
| 680 | '''Fugo:''' You're gonna lick him?\ |
| 681 | '''Bucciarati:''' Of course I'm gonna lick him what do you take me for? |
| 682 | * After a run-in with Scolippi and his Stand Rolling Stones, Mista throws himself out of a window right onto Fugo's car and triumphantly shouts "I KILLED FATE!" [[CallForward He's even briefly heard saying it]] during Koichi's first call to Jotaro, with the former being understandably startled by all the noise. |
| 683 | * The episode ends with Giorno showing Polnareff a picture of his father (said father being DIO). Naturally, Polnareff flips out (which is to say, he [[WildTake literally flips backwards while screaming "WOOOA-"]]). |
| 684 | * In the VENTO AUREO EasterEgg, the link that leads you to said easter egg is different. This link leads you to [[spoiler: a second Easter Egg, where Giorno and Mista (after defeating Diavolo and becoming Passione's leaders) have no idea how to reward you for finding the second Easter Egg. Giorno suggests pride, but this results in him and Mista arguing, with Mista stating that the viewer gets a reward and Giorno stating the viewer likely cheated. Giorno says he'll use Gold Experience Requiem to make Mista unshoot his gun, or whatever it does, since only Gold Experience knows what it does and it thinks it's funnier not to tell. Polnareff shows up stating he's hungry, leaving Mista alone, saying he'll see the viewer in ''Literature/PurpleHazeFeedback'', before asking [[AuthorAvatar Viva as her Spiderbat avatar]] if they'll be doing that.]] |
| 685 | ** [[spoiler:This also heavily implies that Viva's Spiderbat was just chilling on the ceiling of Giorno's quarters at the end the whole time. Considering her size relative to Mista, how did no one notice her?]] |
| 686 | [[/folder]] |
| 687 | |
| 688 | [[folder:Five Nights at Freddy's 2 But Really Really Fast — SILVER VERSION]] |
| 689 | * The player isn't terrified the way they were in ''Blue Version'', instead splitting the difference between baffled and unsettled in a manner that is unexpectedly hilarious due to their new role as unwilling StraightMan to the game's antics. |
| 690 | ** When told their job is to keep an eye out for 'villains': |
| 691 | --->'''Player:''' I have at ''least'' two questions. |
| 692 | ** Upon realizing the layout of their office: |
| 693 | --->'''Player:''' ...May I have a door or three? |
| 694 | ** After Phone Guy says "probably" and "maybe" five times in as many sentences. |
| 695 | --->'''Player:''' ...[[ThisIsGonnaSuck Your excessive verbiage is not giving me confidence in my odds]]. |
| 696 | ** Seeing the Withered Animatronics for the first time. |
| 697 | --->'''Player:''' DHH THERE IS NO GOD. |
| 698 | ** Spotting JJ in her hallucination location causes the player to be so deranged that they begin speaking in what sounds like autotune. |
| 699 | --->'''Player:''' WHY is there a CHILD under my DESK?! |
| 700 | ** Being visited by RWQFSFASXC (AKA Shadow Bonnie) does not result in the expected freakout, but instead genuine confusion. |
| 701 | --->'''Player:''' ...[[DullSurprise What the hell is that]]? |
| 702 | ** Eventually, the events of Night 6 produce a result everyone who's ever done Night 6 can definitely agree with. |
| 703 | --->'''Player:''' [[INeedAFreakingDrink ...I need a drink.]] |
| 704 | * As the video goes on, it keeps returning to Freddy... Who is very annoyed, because people keep invading his personal space, and he doesn't much like it. |
| 705 | * Every now and then, the video takes a break to air the kid's show Where's The Lore?, very much a poke at the absurdly lore-focused community. It even announces that they've found the lore with ''airhorns.'' It also brings up the Purple Guy, who seems to be making fun of theorists. |
| 706 | ** Purple Guy, aka "Mr. Lore," is illustrated with the same haggard, curved shape as certain characters from back in the ''Death Note'' parody, meaning that he's got to have at ''least'' [[Manga/DeathNote L]] levels of poor posture. |
| 707 | * This video's phone guy doesn't even ''bother'' to hide out outrageously terrible the job is, sticking the word "Probably" to the end of every sentence and outright stating that the player will die if he doesn't wind up the music box. |
| 708 | * When Withered Bonnie sees through the player's disguise on Night 5, the player reaches his RageBreakingPoint and starts screaming at all the deadly machines. It is glorious, and probably something ''many'' players have started screaming at their screens once or twice. |
| 709 | -->'''W. Bonnie:''' ...Bonnie knows you are not Freddy\ |
| 710 | '''Player:''' Oh yeah?? OH YEAH?? Well Bonnie can shut the [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] up!! When I move over to go check the goddamn vent to see if the OTHER Bonnie is in there, I don't like it when my preoccupied ass is forced to suddenly shift into 4th gear on a goddamn CHILDREN'S CROSSING!! ''(to BB)'' And ohhh I have some fucking words for you, you little smug ass! Ha ha, this is all SO funny isn't it?? ''(to W. Foxy)'' Oh and YOU could you just PISS OFF for ONCE in your goddamn LIFE, "Ohh but I'm not alive I'm a robot!!" I know what you are you piece of shiiiiiit!! ''(on the music box and by extension the Puppet)'' And ONE MORE THING, this thing!! I love when I spend 99% of my time here as a night guard thinking about THIS DAMN THING!! This stopped being scary days ago, now I'm just FUCKING MAD-- |
| 711 | ** Also during this rant their accent starts to change into Scottish for some reason. |
| 712 | * The description of the video is once again a gem: |
| 713 | -->what's in the box scott. my stance has not changed. I will not yield |
| 714 | * The fact that all the animatronics, upon seeing the Player's Freddy mask, all say "Hey Freddy!", ''including both [[InsaneTrollLogic Freddy animatronics]]''! |
| 715 | [[/folder]] |
| 716 | |
| 717 | [[folder:Five Nights at Freddy's 2 But Really Really Fast — GOLD VERSION]] |
| 718 | * Much like in the RED video, this nightguard is a technical player. But unlike the RED nightguard, the GOLD nightguard is ''so'' knowledgable about the gameplay that they can outright ''explain the mechanics of the game,'' down to the individual RNG cycles. They're also a lot more aggressive, demanding the lore from the Phone Dude. |
| 719 | * The video eventually devolves into a furious rant about the Lore and how vague it is, and apparently the player has just given up on caring about the lore because it's so vague. Of particular note is him arguing that the game ''might'' not be a prequel on Night 4. |
| 720 | -->'''Phone Dude:''' But everyone already agrees it's a prequel! Of course it's a prequel! |
| 721 | -->'''Player:''' ''(Venomously)'' It's only a prequel until the day it retroactively stops being one. |
| 722 | -->'''Phone Dude:''' No but, but the lore-- |
| 723 | -->'''Player:''' The lore is not immutable! |
| 724 | -->'''Phone Dude:''' But WebVideo/GameTheory said-- |
| 725 | -->'''Player:''' ''(Suddenly facing directly towards the camera)'' WHAT IF GAME THEORY WAS WRONG. ''({{beat}}, shines his flashlight at the hallway, revealing Withered Foxy standing there)'' |
| 726 | -->'''W. Foxy:''' YAR HAR ''(the player throws his flashlight at him)'' OW! |
| 727 | * Night 5 begins with the player with his Freddy mask on, playing cards with BB, Toy Freddy, Withered Bonnie and both Chicas as Toy Bonnie strolls into the room. Phone Dude calls in soon after, leading to this exchange: |
| 728 | -->'''Phone Dude:''' [[CallBack I have at least two questions-]] |
| 729 | -->'''Player:''' Hold that thought. ''(to the animatronics)'' [[LookBehindYou What's that over there?]] |
| 730 | -->''(all of the animatronics turn to look; the player whips off his mask to wind up the music box and check the hallway with his flashlight while they're distracted, then puts it back on right before they turn back)'' |
| 731 | -->'''Player:''' [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim Must have been the wind.]] |
| 732 | * At the start of the video, Freddy warns against jumpscares. It turns out there ''aren't'' any, and the nightguard is ''furious.'' He was all tense and worried for nothing! |
| 733 | ** Alternatively, the aforementioned "WHAT IF GAME THEORY WAS WRONG?" moment ''was'' the jumpscare. [[ExactWords After all, Freddy never said the jumpscare would be done by an]] ''[[ExactWords animatronic,]]'' [[ExactWords now did he?]] |
| 734 | * The thing that nearly costs the Player their 10/20 run? Toy Bonnie's penchant for hovering in the vent too long, which causes him to pull up the monitor, lose his flashlight to BB, then just miss winding the music box. All because Bonnie was a little slow to say hello. [[/folder]] |
| 735 | |
| 736 | [[folder:Other]] |
| 737 | * From Viva's twitter: [[https://twitter.com/VivaReverie/status/1308094680341463041 The BRRF!JoJo gang plays]] ''VideoGame/AmongUs''. HilarityEnsues. |
| 738 | ** As the cast discusses who could have killed DIO, Incidental Character Speedwagon pipes up: |
| 739 | --->'''Incidental Character Speedwagon:''' I think it was [[MindScrew DIO who-]]\ |
| 740 | '''Joseph, Caesar, Jotaro, Kakyoin, Josuke, Okuyasu and Rohan:''' [[SpeakInUnison Shut up, Incidental Character Speedwagon!]] |
| 741 | * ''[=JoJo's=] Bizarre Adventure But Really Really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY FAST'' has the characters put on a production consisting of every chapter's plotline told in even shorter increments. HilarityEnsues. |
| 742 | ** Jonathan is a bit too easygoing for the ordeal and ends up unable to catch up after one costume change. |
| 743 | ** DIO is a bit ''too'' good at it meanwhile and ends up doing things too fast for the others to keep up with. He also needs to keep a parasol with him because the sun is still out by the time he has to show up for ''Stardust Crusaders''. |
| 744 | ** Joseph doesn't have time to change to Old Joseph and tries to keep Jonathan off set as if Jonathan is the well meaming, senile elderly family member. |
| 745 | ** Kira shows up in his old and new attire at the same time, meaning there's two of him. No one bats an eye but him. |
| 746 | ** [[MundaneUtility Jotaro uses his time stop to change outfits.]] |
| 747 | ** The Gang Stars get a small musical number-esque introduction that takes up most of their allotted time. The rest of that time is taken up by Josuke and Okuyasu wandering on-set, mistaking Giorno for a high school student and pondering about how it's "pretty pog" that he doesn't have to go to school. Diavolo then tries to crowbar himself into things and gets into a screaming match with Gold Experience Requiem. |
| 748 | ** Jotaro stops time to see whats coming up next and prepares his Part 6 attire, only to be interrupted by DIO demanding to know what the point of this was. Jonathan then wanders in one last time, showing he's unaffected by The World's powers because he shares a body with DIO. Once the three's Time Stop wears off, Jonathan is startled by Diavolo and Gold Experience screaming. |
| 749 | ** Jolyne only gets a half second to scream in confusion because at the time the video was uploaded, her anime adaptation wasn't done yet, let alone her ''But Really Really Fast'' video. |
| 750 | * ''Giorno Eats King Crimson'' is, well, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Giorno eating King Crimson.]] This gets him put on trial with [[Franchise/AceAttorney Phoenix Wright]] as his lawyer. HilarityEnsues. [[RuleOfThree Again.]] |
| 751 | --->'''Giorno:''' So, King Crimson. ''-SuddenlyShouting and through a radio filter-'' Tasty and delectible! Good with fries! AAUGHGGUHGGUHGUH- |
| 752 | ** Giorno trying to explain his "crime" about eating an image to Phoenix, who isn't enamoured in the [=JJBA=] world at all. Still goes along with it. |
| 753 | ** [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome Giorno accidentally slipping up he's a mob boss in court, thus causing him to get thrown in prison.]] Luckily, [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureTheJOJOLands Jodio]] is there to bail him out...for [[{{Greed}} 15 million.]] |
| 754 | ** Giorno casually explaining to Jodio that this timeline is non-canon. |
| 755 | --->'''Jodio:''' "This timeline?" What are you talking about? How could you even know this timeline isn't canon?\ |
| 756 | '''Giorno:''' Because I'm about to make it non-canon.\ |
| 757 | '''Jodio:''' How?\ |
| 758 | '''Giorno:''' (unveils a [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture DeLorean]]) Lets just say I've got connections. (jumps in the car and proceeds to hit 88 miles an hour in under 3 seconds)\ |
| 759 | '''Jodio:''' Rip in Pisces, my guy. |
| 760 | ** Just the mere fact that Jodio ''of all [=JoJo=] protagonists,'' got a speaking role in a Viva Reverie vid before Jolyne, Johnny or Gappy.[[labelnote:*]]Parts 7 and 8 hadn't had their anime adaptations at that time and Viva hadn't gotten started on a BRRF video for Stone Ocean. And as of writing, part 9 only has two chapters completed.[[/labelnote]] |
| 761 | * ''Giorno Explains King Crimson'' is initially a self-explanatory video, primarily about Giorno attempting to explain the complete details of the ''infamously'' confusing King Crimson... Only for Rohan and Koichi to derail the video by asking a series of increasingly ridiculous questions. |
| 762 | ** Koichi asks the seemingly very silly question of "What if Diavolo had a spear?" that ends up being very confusing, due to trying to figure out how it would interact with the time skip. This proceeds to cause a ''three minutes long argument'' on the properties of a spear that doesn't exist. Giorno eventually ''screams at'' Koichi to stop talking about the imaginary spear, since there’s no way to determine the qualities of a spear that ''isn’t real''. |
| 763 | ** Koichi's following question isn't much better. In fact it's so out-of-pocket that Giorno outright gets a bulge lens effect on his face. |
| 764 | --->'''Koichi:''' Can Diavolo walk through walls?\ |
| 765 | '''Giorno:''' [[BigWhat WHAT]] |
| 766 | ** Rohan throughout the video acts as the biggest thorn in Giorno’s side. As a veteran manga author, he starts poking holes in the broken logic of King Crimson almost from the start of the video. At several points, his rudeness, ability to find plot holes, and impossible-to-answer questions pisses Giorno off enough that he threatens to throw Rohan out (and at one point just straight up ''pointing a gun at Rohan'' to get him to shut up...briefly). |
| 767 | ** Despite being constantly thrown off-guard with questions that he couldn’t possibly predict, [[RuleOfFunny Giorno somehow always has slides to represent the scenarios]]. Viewers have joked that Giorno being wrong or unprepared for bizzare questions is [[MundaneUtility enough to trigger GER, rewinding time so that he can answer the questions.]] |
| 768 | ** When Giorno is about to discuss Polnareff's attack on Diavolo in the flashback, he's interrupted by an alternate version of himself from the original manga who talks about the differences between the manga and the anime. (referred to as "Blugiorno" in the subtitles due to Giorno's original blue outfit) |
| 769 | --->'''Giorno:''' How the hell am I talking to a parallel-dimension version of myself.\ |
| 770 | '''Blugiorno:''' There was this [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureSteelBallRun funny pink man]] and- Whatever, it's not important. |
| 771 | *** And considering the "funny pink man's" [[NeverTheSelvesShallMeet ability...]]there's what happens when both Giornos attempt to square off. |
| 772 | --->'''Giorno:''' You- Alright, if you claim your precious manga is the definitive version of this universe why don't ''you'' come up and do this talk for me?\ |
| 773 | '''Blugiorno:''' Alright, maybe I will!\ |
| 774 | ''-Both Giornos scream and disappear out of existence before reappearing with two [=GERs=] behind each of them-''\ |
| 775 | '''Giorno:''' I don't think the universe liked that one!\ |
| 776 | '''Blugiorno:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Yeah, nevermind; you're on your own!]] |
| 777 | ** "Thank you all for coming! I hope you all now have a better understanding of how King Crimson works!" '''"We don't!"''' "Uuuuuuuugh-" |
| 778 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwXmrYuvVfk What if the Stardust Crusaders took another plane?]] Suffice to say, it puts a ginourmous hole in DIO's plan and forces Enya and the rest of the minions to try making a new plan. HilarityEnsues. |
| 779 | ** Cameo trying to ask what about the other person they had should the Joestars go on another plane. |
| 780 | -->'''Enya''': You mean the baby?\ |
| 781 | '''Cameo''': IT WAS A ''BABY?!''\ |
| 782 | '''Mannish Boy''': (in Arabia Fat's hands) Googoo gaga piss off. |
| 783 | ** The major point being why the plan was supposed to be on-foot: Almost ''none'' of DIO's henchmen would be able to use their Stands while airborne or to reach the plane; Hol Horse’s bullets wouldn’t be able to reach it in time, no one is strong enough to toss Anubis straight at it, Midler would've had to plant her Stand in the plane before it took off, Boingo is only able to predict that [[Main/{{Foreshadowing}} someone will die in a quirky and non-specific way]], Dan, Nena and Mariah wouldn’t be able to get close, Imposter Captain Tennille, ZZ and Alessi's Stands are things that cannot be used in the sky, N'Doul wouldn't be able to use Geb through several tiny droplets of water, and even Pet Shop wouldn’t be able to withstand the velocity. |
| 784 | ** Kenny G [[HatedByAll immediately gets told to shut up when he tries proposing a plan.]] |
| 785 | -->'''Steely Dan''': Go back to drawing mazes, you nerd! |
| 786 | ** J.Geil seems to be the one [[HopeSpot who can make it to the plane as long as there's reflective properties on it]]...only for Polnareff to kill him right then and there. |
| 787 | -->'''Polnareff''': I just remembered my life's mission!\ |
| 788 | '''Enya''': WHAT THE '''FUCK?!''' |
| 789 | ** When Arabia Fats suggest he use his Stand to make the plane fly into the sun, it seems like it'll work...[[EpicFail Only for DIO to come across it with Vanilla Ice and Nukesaku and immediately get turned to dust]]. |
| 790 | ** Upon watching Joseph, Jotaro, and the rest of the Crusaders turn around and leave, Enyaba devolves into a fit of {{Angrish}} which results in her shrieking and performing absurdly exaggerated squash-stretch animation while Arabia Fats freezes in stunned silence by the turn of events. |
| 791 | [[/folder]] |
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