1 | * The Riddler playing riddles with Amanda Waller: |
2 | -->'''Riddler''': Riddle me this: what belongs to you, but others use it more than you do?\ |
3 | '''Waller''': Your name.\ |
4 | '''Riddler''': Huh? You've heard that one.\ |
5 | '''Waller''': No. I have Google; like the rest of the world.\ |
6 | '''Riddler''': Why do you talk to me like this, Waller?!\ |
7 | '''Waller''': Simple. [[PhoneTraceRace I needed you to keep babbling long enough to pinpoint your position]].\ |
8 | '''Riddler''': [[OhCrap My- What]]? |
9 | ** In that same scene, the Riddler scootching himself along on his stomach into an air vent in an attempt to escape Batman. [[EpicFail It works about as well as you'd expect.]] |
10 | * When Amanda Waller commands the boisterous Squad to sit down and behave, Harley's the first one to do so, and she complies not unlike a little child being told by a grade school teacher to mind her manners. It's actually kind of adorable. |
11 | * Harley, [[FunPersonified as per usual]], is full of these. |
12 | ** When Black Spider manages to escape from his restraints on the plane and holds a knife to Captain Boomerang, threatening him, you can hear Harley going "Ninjas are AWESOME!" |
13 | ** Upon landing, after being airdropped into Gotham, Deadshot checks to see if everyone's okay. Cut to Harley lying upside down against a wall, grinning like a maniac and kicking her feet like a little kid. |
14 | -->'''Harley:''' Don't worry! I fell on my head! |
15 | * Deadshot's... "[[DestructoNookie moments of intimacy]]" with Harley. |
16 | -->'''Harley''': ... Yahtzee! |
17 | ** Just how he reluctantly decides to go for it: |
18 | --->'''Deadshot:''' Oh, what the hell. |
19 | * Killer Frost using ice puns: |
20 | -->'''Frost:''' The Joker has a dirty bomb? That gives me the chills.\ |
21 | (Captain Boomerang and Deadshot give her a "you just didn't" look)\ |
22 | '''Captain Boomerang:''' Ice puns? Really? |
23 | ** Made evening funnier when you realize it's a TakeThat to ''Film/BatmanAndRobin''! |
24 | * Killer Frost's comment here: |
25 | -->'''Harley:''' I'm fine. We're done. He's a jerk. Whatever.\ |
26 | '''Frost:''' ({{Beat}}) [[DeadpanSnarker Well, I'm convinced.]] |
27 | * Killer Frost kicking Captain Boomerang in the nuts since he tries to convince the guards that she's dead (when Killer Frost acts as a corpse) by knocking on her head thrice. |
28 | -->'''Captain Boomerang:''' Me goolies! |
29 | * Harley's irritated expression when Deadshot tells Penguin that he would kill Harley for him. |
30 | ** Penguin's [[OhCrap initial reaction]] to seeing Harley with the rest of the Suicide Squad also counts. |
31 | -->'''Penguin (a mix of horrified and enraged):''' ''CLOWN!'' |
32 | -->''Everyone draws their guns on Harley.'' |
33 | ** Frost meanwhile is unfazed by this. |
34 | -->Wuh wuh. |
35 | * Joker, as per usual. That is when he isn't being NightmareFuel. |
36 | ** Joker dodging the ricochet of bullets being shot into his bullet-proof cell. |
37 | ** A BlackComedy example when Joker escapes his cell and crosses path with an injured Batman ([[spoiler:actually Black Spider wearing Batman's costume]]), who he immediately tries to shoot in the head. Right as he is doing it, [[spoiler:Amanda Waller detonates the bombs, [[YourHeadASplode causing Spider's head to blow off]],]] and Joker [[CorrelationCausationGag mistakenly believes this was the effect of his gun]]. |
38 | --->'''Joker''': ...Best gun ever. |
39 | *** To say nothing of how that, of all things, was Joker's reaction when he thought he'd finally killed Batman. |
40 | ** Joker's reaction to finding out that [[spoiler: that it wasn't Batman who just died]]. |
41 | ---> '''Joker''': [[spoiler: [[Creator/DenzelWashington Denzel]]! What have they done to you?]] |
42 | ** When Deadshot pulls his "you're out of bullets" bluff, the Joker tells him to stop the countdown at the last second, then [[ArtisticLicenseGunSafety point the gun at his own eye to look down the barrel]]. |
43 | ---> '''Joker:''' ...I know there are bullets. |
44 | ** The very thought that the Joker can immediately recognize the sound of people being electrocuted through the brain. |
45 | * When Batman finally gets his hands on Joker's bomb, there is a helpful note indicating he should [[WireDilemma cut the red wire]]. Problem is, ''all'' the wires are red. |
46 | * Harley vs. Batman. She runs at him while whirling her hammer acrobatically and screaming at the top of her lungs. [[{{Beat}} Batman pauses]] and then clotheslines her, sending her sprawling into a bunch of storage crates. |
47 | * Despite being a [[TheBrute Brute]] SerialKiller with a [[ImAHumanitarian taste for humans]], King Shark has a lot of them. |
48 | ** For one thing he has a fear of heights. Just to see this big guy screaming "NO HEIGHTS!!!" is a laugh. |
49 | ** How he starts to like Killer Frost after said woman just kicked his butt when he tried to eat her. |
50 | --->'''King Shark''': You're feisty. |
51 | ** When the team come up to a large metal door. One comments that they can't get through it. |
52 | --->'''King Shark''': Not for long.\ |
53 | (Runs up and bites down on a steel beam, doing [[EpicFail absolutely nothing]]).\ |
54 | '''Captain Boomerang''': (Watching as King Shark is still struggling with the door) Now that's just pathetic. |
55 | ** The {{Irony}} of King Shark (not a well known DC character) comments how he has never heard of Firefly, Killer Moth or Maxie Zeus. |
56 | ** When he sees Deadshot and Captain fighting, what does he do? Root for the American (Deadshot). |
57 | --->'''King Shark''': (cheering) U.S.A.! U.S.A.! |
58 | ** King Shark is blindfolded because he's scared of heights, then does a FoeTossingCharge of the guards on the bridge, only to knock himself out after running headfirst into a door. |
59 | * Killer Frost and the Riddler are surrounded by the Special Crimes Unit, who command the two to return to their cells. After a pause, Killer Frost flips them the bird, causing them to open fire on the two. |
60 | -->'''Frost:''' [[SarcasmMode That worked well.]]\ |
61 | '''Riddler:''' ''(in an over-the-top dramatic fashion while miming being hanged)'' Then, like the Hanged Man, we are at the end of our rope!\ |
62 | '''Frost:''' ''Wow'', I hate you. |
63 | * The moment when Captain Boomerang and Deadshot start squabbling with each other and Frost notices something that could pose a bit of a problem. |
64 | -->'''Frost:''' ''(over Boomerang and Deadshot insulting each other)'' Uh, fellas? ''Guys?'' Guys, listen, I - '''GUYS!''' Batman's here! |
65 | * Harley's analysis of Captain Boomerang: |
66 | -->'''Harley:''' Anyone who throws boomerangs has some real issues letting go. |
67 | * Commissioner Gordon's [[DeadpanSnarker snarky]] response to Batman's trademark StealthHiBye: |
68 | -->'''Gordon:''' We've got it under control, Batman, you can (sees Batman already flying back to Gotham) aaaaaand I'm talking to myself. ''Again.'' |
69 | * Amanda Waller's reaction to finding out she's being [[spoiler: jerked around by the Suicide Squad while they get the bombs in their necks deactivated]]: |
70 | -->'''Waller:''' Those scumbags are trying to screw me.\ |
71 | A few minutes later:\ |
72 | '''Waller:''' NO ONE SCREWS THE WALL! |
73 | * Black Spider has one when he is causing a distraction in the kitchen. He grabs a tray of silverware and heads to a microwave. There he puts all of the silverware in the microwave except for one piece. For some reason he just looks at the piece as if saying "maybe I shouldn't... ah what the heck" and places it in with the other pieces. |
74 | * The POV shot of one of Waller's men, scanning the room in night vision. Pans left... nothing, pans right to where he just looked half a second ago, and Batman is suddenly just standing there, ''waiting'' for the guy to panic rather than immediately attacking him. |
75 | * This exchange between Riddler and Deadshot [[spoiler:before he uses electro-shock therapy to deactivate the squad's bombs.]] |
76 | -->'''Deadshot:''' This'll work?\ |
77 | '''Riddler:''' (Nonchalantly) Or give you a grand mal seizure. |
78 | ** And while they're undergoing said process [[spoiler:most of the team is screaming in pain through the gags they were given. Not Harley. She ''spits her's out and'' '''''[[TooKinkyToTorture starts laughing!]]''''']] |
79 | * This line from Joker's DynamicEntry: |
80 | --> '''Joker''': I'm here, [[PrecisionFStrike bitches!]] |
81 | * Poison Ivy's first appearance during the mass breakout: |
82 | --> '''Guard:''' ''(commanding)'' Stop! ''(whimpering)'' ...please? |
83 | * During the squad's fight with Batman, Killer Frost tries to kill Batman with Mr Freeze's gun... only to accidentally freeze King Shark's head. She then has a hilarious expression that screams "Oops...". |
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