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1* Most (if not all) of Dan's insane ramblings. Heck, even his more coherent ramblings are funny.
2* In the first 2 books, Dan constantly pointing out the LesYay between Bella and Alice whenever they're together.
3* The foreshadowing that Dan accidentally does in Twilight and New Moon. At one point, he points out that the Bella/Edward relationship is essentially a 109 year old dating a 17 year old and asks Stephenie Meyer if she would also be okay with an 18 year old dating a 3 year old... Which ends up happening in Eclipse with one of the werewolves.
4* The BrokenPedestal moments Dan has throughout the series. He finishes the first book with his top 3 characters being Alice, Emmett, and Jacob. By the end of the series:
5** He hates Alice for her plot device power that makes no sense.
6** He hates Jacob for falling in love with Bella's baby, which causes him and the other werewolves to immediately abandon their anti-vampire principles and focus more on protecting his "imprint partner".
7** He has a breakdown because the only major scene Emmett has in the series is him losing an arm wrestling match to Bella of all people.

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