Line #47 Funny/FalloutNukaBreak


1	* Ben's opinions on [[FantasticRacism smoothskins.]]
2	--> "Oh I'm tired! Oh, I need sleep! Oh, this irradiated water is killing me from the inside! [[CrossesTheLineTwice Pussy]]."
3	* After starting an unprovoked fight with Trader Vic, the party runs out of ammo and tries to negotiate with him. Both sides think it's a trick back and forth until they agree to drop their weapons. HilarityEnsues.
4	--> '''Ben:''' WAIT!
5	--> '''Vic:''' What!?
6	--> '''Ben:''' Is this a trick!?
7	* Everything Trader Vic does, from bragging about his new hat (it's adjustable) to finding Red's [[spoiler: unconscious]] body in the desert. Bonus points for being played by Creator/VicMignogna!
8	--> '''Vic:''' Jackpot!
9	* [[EnsembleDarkhorse Red's]] way of dealing with troublesome party members is not good for Tanner & Co.
10	--> '''Tanner:''' How many times have we been over this!?
11	--> '''Red:''' Baby, not my fault!
12	--> '''Tanner:''' YOU SHOT HIM IN THE FACE!!
13	--> '''Red:''' Only a little...
14	* Ben's choice after realizing he doesn't have a clear shot to save [[AuthorAvatar Twig]] and [[ActionGirl Scar]]
15	--> '''Ben:''' I can't see shit! puts down rifle Screw it, I'll join whoever survives.
16	** Even better, considering [[WordOfGod Aaron Giles]] claimed the line "I can't see shit" was improvised.
17	* Twig feeling regret over killing Tanner & Co. [[spoiler: except Red]] while Ben is happy for another [[KleptomaniacHero reason]]...
18	--> '''Twig:''' We had to kill them, and now they're dead--
19	--> '''[[KleptomaniacHero Ben]]:''' Wooo!! Free shit! YEAH!
20	** The fact Ben [[OffscreenTeleportation somehow appears running behind them despite laying in front of them at the start of the scene]] makes it even funnier.
21	* Early in the FanFilm, Twig hallucinates a bottle of dirty water is a bottle of Nuka Cola. Later, when the party finds two bottles in the bags of the mercs they just killed, this scene gets an unexpected CallBack as Twig joyously announces to Ben and Scar "They're real!" to both their confusion.
22	** Happens again early in Season 2. Twig hallucinates that an old tin can filled with sand is a bottle of Nuka-Cola, and a big concrete block next to it is a vending machine. He chugs from the can shouting things like "Oh, it's so good!" as the Ranger looks on in total confusion, and Scar and Ben look on in total indifference.
23	---> '''Scar:''' Oh, he does this all the time. He'll figure it out soon enough.
24	* In episode 3, Twig finds 3 bottles of Nuka Cola in a shop run by an old man. Between the old man's forgetfulness and Twig's overenthusiasm for the soft drink, it's just hilarious.
25	--> '''Twig:''' How much? old man snores HOW MUCH!?!
26	--> '''Old Man:''' For the bottles?
27	--> '''Twig:''' {{beat}} YES!!!
28	--> '''Old Man:''' And the stuff in them?
29	--> '''Twig:''' YES!!!!!
30	--> '''Old Man:''' Hmm.... mumble mumble
31	--> '''Twig:''' Yes?
32	--> '''Old Man:''' mumbles more
33	--> '''Twig:''' C'mon old man! WORDS! Use '''WORDS'''!!
34	--> '''Old Man:''' 3 caps. Each.
35	--> '''Twig:''' I'll take them!!! throws a handful of bottle caps at him
36	--> (later)
37	--> '''Twig:''' You got any more?
38	--> '''Old Man:''' reaches behind him I got some... [[VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas Sunset Sarsaparilla]].
39	--> '''Twig:''' Is that Nuka Cola?
40	--> '''Old Man:''' mumble No, it's, uh, Sunset.
41	--> '''Twig:''' Got any '''Nuka'''?
42	--> '''Old Man:''' mumble Nuka... Nuka...
43	--> '''Twig:''' Yes?
44	--> '''Old Man:''' No, just Sunset.
45	** Happens ''again'' in Episode 5.
46	--> '''Old Man:''' "Oh it's you. Look what I found! Holds up a bottle of Nuka Cola Quantum Thought you might want it."
47	--> '''Twig:''' busy stealing a Shiskebab "Yes." throws bottle caps at him so hard it knocks him out of his chair and unconscious.
48	* After one his men fails to watch Ben, [[spoiler: Larry]]'s reaction is priceless.
49	--> '''[[spoiler: Larry]]:''' "[[OhCrap Shit.]] ''Who was watching HIM!?"''
50	--> '''Random Girl''': "Err... me?"
51	--> '''[[spoiler: Larry]]:''' "May I?"
52	--> '''Ben''': "Kill the Bitch."
53	--> '''BOOM'''
54	** Even funnier since the girl was [=YouTuber=] Katers17 and the goon next to her who ratted her out was fellow [=YouTuber=] and Kater's boyfriend Cory 'Mr. Safety' Williams.
55	* One of the comments from their Website/YouTube videos
56	--> '''Commenter''': The [[GogglesDoNothing Goggles]] budget for this series must be through the roof!
57	** Season 2 features a character called "Six Eyes", who wears two pairs of goggles (one over his eyes and one around his neck). Possibly the creators saw that comment and this is their response.
58	* From Red Star:
59	-->'''Ranger:''' You don't know much of anything do you, Barker?\
60	-->'''Barker:''' Nope. I don't know anything!
61	* In the Season 2 finale, Twig gets the Nuka Breaker, and it's set up like an EleventhHourSuperpower. He makes a dramatic, slow-motion, heroic charge at Leon to save [[spoiler:Ron]] from being killed, [[spoiler:only for Leon to stop him cold with an OffhandBackhand, and then stab him with his sword.]]
62	-->'''Twig:''' ''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Really?!]]''\

Context Funny / FalloutNukaBreak