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| 6 | Funny moments from Season 1 of ''WebVideo/JonTron''. For the main index, see [[Funny/JonTron here]]. |
| 7 | |
| 8 | '''Season 1''' | [[Funny/JonTronSeasonTwo Season 2]] | [[Funny/JonTronSeasonThree Season 3]] | [[Funny/JonTronSeasonFour Season 4]] | [[Funny/JonTronSeasonFive Season 5]] |
| 9 | ---- |
| 10 | |
| 11 | !!Main Reviews |
| 12 | |
| 13 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 14 | [[folder:Joe and Mac Retrospective]] |
| 15 | * His reasoning behind the oddly-pronounced, severely bitcrushed TitleDrop of "Creator/DataEast" at the vanity plate: |
| 16 | -->'''Jon:''' (off-screen) Alright, the line is "Data East," action. |
| 17 | -->'''Jerry:''' (with two bottles of Rolling Rock and a can of Tecate in front of him) [[TheUnintelligible Datayis.]] |
| 18 | * When Jacques asks if he can play with him, Jon points out that he can't. |
| 19 | -->'''Jon:''' Oh, Jacques. You can't play, you don't have hands! (Cue rimshot that repeats until it turns into a drum solo.) |
| 20 | [[/folder]] |
| 21 | |
| 22 | [[folder:Final Hallway XIII and XIII-2]] |
| 23 | [[AC:Final Hallway XIII]] |
| 24 | * Jon holds up the game's case, which is clearly FFX's case with a JPG over it. And then Jon throws the "game disc" into his "[=PS3=]." Not only is it even more obviously fake, but it's the ''second'' disc for the 360 version. |
| 25 | * Special mention goes to Jon and the Crew's screams as they discover that the game is playing itself. |
| 26 | --> '''Michael''': The game's playing itself, Jon... [[GoMadFromTheRevelation THE GAME'S PLAYING ITSELF, JON!]] '''''[[GoMadFromTheRevelation THE GAME'S JUST PLAYING ITSELF, JON!!!]]''''' |
| 27 | * While Jon is screaming his head off, Jacques is casually perched on his shoulder and nibbling his ear. |
| 28 | * [[FauxHorrific God has come to]] [[ArcWords Reap the Sinners.]] |
| 29 | |
| 30 | [[AC:Final Hallway XIII-2]] |
| 31 | * And its sequel is glorious, with the most beautiful TakeThat to Square Enix imaginable. |
| 32 | -->'''Jon''': To unlock the ending of this [=JonTron=], go to [=youtube.com/DLC=] and give us all your money! Did you like [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyIX this game]]? Or [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI that one]]? How [[VideoGame/ChronoTrigger about]] [[VideoGame/SuperMarioRPG these]]? Wuzzat? Wh-Wuzzat? You ju- you just want a game that ''doesn't'' have six meterosexual Jonas brothers in it? Well ''FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU''! ''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIII2 Th]][[VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV is]]'' is what you get, '''fuck you'''! Square Enix: Because ''fuck'' you guys! |
| 33 | * Jon's casual mention of what happened to Michael. |
| 34 | -->'''Jon:''' You know, the last time somebody played this, Michael ''died''. He-he ''died'', Jirard. I don't really see why you would take this risk. That's fine. I'm gonna go get a soda and a bodybag, you have fun. |
| 35 | * Future Jon describing Square Enix as "a bunch of people from the 90s with money from the 90s that..they don't know what to do with anymore. 's...'s 90s money." |
| 36 | * This exchange: |
| 37 | -->'''Jirard''': D'you guys think if we play ''VideoGame/ChronoTrigger'', it'll help reverse the spell?\ |
| 38 | (''[[MusicalisInterruptus background music stops]]'')\ |
| 39 | '''Future Jon''': You ffffffFUCKING IDIOT!\ |
| 40 | '''Future Future Jon''': Piece of SHEEYIT! SHIT!\ |
| 41 | '''Future Jon''': What is this, ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''?\ |
| 42 | '''Future Future Jon''': DEEYUMIT! SHIT, DEEYUMIT!\ |
| 43 | '''Future Jon''': This...this is the reason we're in trouble in the first place. Y'understand what I'm saying? |
| 44 | ** And, of course, Present!Jon coming back only to see Jirard, Future!Jon, Future-Future!Jon, and [[RuleOfThree FutureFutureFuture]]!Jon in the living room with no explanation. |
| 45 | -->'''Jon:''' Is there something you're not telling me, Jirard? |
| 46 | [[/folder]] |
| 47 | |
| 48 | [[folder:Gaming in Public Episode 1]] |
| 49 | * From Gaming In Public Episode 1: |
| 50 | -->'''Claudio''': Oi gente tudo bem? |
| 51 | -->'''Caption''': Oye gents you're all from Maine! |
| 52 | [[/folder]] |
| 53 | |
| 54 | [[folder:Star Fox Adventures: Stairfax Temperatures]] |
| 55 | * Jon's reaction to the Bafomdad. Just [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al6t1Q0Jd6Q watch.]] |
| 56 | ** Immediately after this, Jon does a short musical number (set to "Waltz for Eva and Che" from ''Theatre/{{Evita}}'') in which he lampoons the creative decisions made in ''Star Fox Adventures,'' including the use of stock sound effects, the requirement of getting items that have no relevance to the plot whatsoever in order to progress the story, and the removal of Falco from the game, the latter of which Jon compares to replacing [[Franchise/DonkeyKong King K. Rool]] with another antagonist (which he immediately notes that they did; "in ''VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountryReturns'' they replaced him with [[https://donkeykong.fandom.com/wiki/Tiki_Tak_Tribe wood]]"). |
| 57 | * Towards the start of the video Jacques suddenly kills himself by self-destructing, spraying Jon with blood, leading him to cry out dramatically "Oh no... oh no, ''Oh no,'' ''[[SmashCut he DEAD]]''" About two minutes later Jacques (suddenly alive again) comments on the speciesism in the game and Jon reacts nonchalantly thus. |
| 58 | --> '''Jacques:''' Bro, the fuck is that? |
| 59 | --> '''Jon:''' [[UnfazedEveryman Oh hey Jacques, I thought you died.]] ''[sniff]'' |
| 60 | * His reaction to overly cutesy [[TheScrappy baby triceratops]] Tricky. |
| 61 | -->'''Fox''': That's right. It was your mother that sent me to find you. |
| 62 | -->'''Tricky''': Is she... okay? |
| 63 | -->'''Fox''': {hesitates} [[LyingToProtectYourFeelings She'll be just fine.]] |
| 64 | -->'''Jon''': Oh man, really? You know... I've never cared so little about anything in my life. |
| 65 | * Hallucinatory Slippy's entire demonic speech, and Jon's reaction to it. The whole thing has a very [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Eva]] feel to it. However, unlike Eva, it's PlayedForLaughs. |
| 66 | -->'''Slippy''': [[VoiceOfTheLegion The beast calls your name, yet you do not answer. You fear the truth. You fear true salvation. It is your time, Tron and Bird. God has come to reap the sinners. Step into the light and cleanse yourself. Cleanse yourself of what you have seen. There is still time. Escape. But it comes with a price: your SOUL, your DIGNITY, your BEING.]] |
| 67 | -->'''Jon''': [[HeroicBSOD What do I do? Can I stop playing the game now? Please help me!]] |
| 68 | -->'''Slippy''': ... [[MoodWhiplash AHHHH! I'm hit!]] |
| 69 | -->'''Jon''': [[EurekaMoment I understand now... I have to help... Myself...]] |
| 70 | [[/folder]] |
| 71 | |
| 72 | [[folder:Sonic R]] |
| 73 | * In his ''VideoGame/SonicR'' review, Jon demonstrated how [[SoundtrackDissonance goofy the soundtrack was]] by playing the cheerfully upbeat "Can You Feel The Sunshine?" over a scene in ''VideoGame/GodOfWarI'' where somebody gets eaten by a Hydra. |
| 74 | * Jon hypothesising about [[QuirkyWork how Sonic Team came up with the idea for Sonic R.]] |
| 75 | -->'''Jon:''' HOLY ''SALAMANDER'' '''''CUTTLEFISH!''''' What was going '''''ON''''' over there at Sonic Team headquarters when this ''MISTAKE happened?!'' |
| 76 | -->''(cut to a short live-action skit)'' |
| 77 | -->'''Jon''': ''(pretending to be a stoned Sonic Team member after snorting a line of cocaine, with a FakeBrit accent)'' *slams a mirror on the table and takes a big sniff* '''''OOOOOOOOOOO--''''' |
| 78 | -->''(SmashCut to Jon in his kitchen)'' |
| 79 | -->'''Jon:''' Welcome to Sonic Team! We make games, I think![[note]]Though the British accent would make it more fitting for Creator/TravellersTales, the other developer that worked on the game.[[/note]] |
| 80 | -->'''Manager''': ...What the [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] is a "Sonic"!? |
| 81 | * When he gets NO Chaos Emeralds after a race, after clearly obtaining one during the race... |
| 82 | -->'''Jon''': Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. ''([[Franchise/{{Godzilla}} breathes atomic fire]] as he screams)'' |
| 83 | [[/folder]] |
| 84 | |
| 85 | [[folder:Aquaman: Battle for Atlantis]] |
| 86 | * "''VideoGame/AquamanBattleForAtlantis'' hit store shelves for a mere 20 dollars and received such crowning scores as [[SuddenlyShouting RUN! RUN]], ''[[DontAskJustRun FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!]]'' '''''[[Horrible/VideoGames RUN!]]'''''" |
| 87 | * From the same review, his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nohsA4R_1HU&list=UUdJdEguB1F1CiYe7OEi3SBg&feature=player_detailpage#t=34s reaction]] to the Youtube comments page. [[SpaceWhaleAesop Remember kids, YouTube comments are cancerous]]! |
| 88 | * "This game was published by TDK, which is short for "'''t'''hey '''d'''on't '''k'''are about their reputation". Little known fact."[[note]]It actually stands for the company's original Japanese name, "'''T'''okyo '''D'''enki '''K'''agaku Kogyo". |
| 89 | * "Apparently the developers forgot that if you swim at certain angles [[SpecialEffectsFailure you can give the poor fucker [Aquaman] a bald spot]]! [[{{Squick}} EEEUHGHGHG]]! Aquaman, King of Atlantis and Conqueror of Rogaine. I QUIT. [[{{Angrish}} GHHHHUGH]]!" |
| 90 | * "What's this blue pants? What's this blue pants? ...[[RuleOfThree What's this blue pants?]] I CAN'T get it. I can get the gold pants, but I can't get the blue pants, and don't even get me ''started'' on the purple pants. *{{beat}}* I DON'T KNOW WHAT ANYTHING IN THIS GAME IS." |
| 91 | * This, made in response to the game's Dreadnaught {{Mook}}s: |
| 92 | -->'''Jon:''' More like Dread-[[{{Pun}} not!]] (while the head of an ostrich flies around the screen) '''EEEEEEHEHHEH!''' |
| 93 | * Toward the end of the review, Jon gives the game a scathing TheReasonYouSuckSpeech that starts with this: |
| 94 | -->'''Jon:''' They didn't even ''try'' when making this game! ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis They]]'' '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis DIDN'T! EVEN! TRY!]]''''' |
| 95 | * "Oh, the hu-[[VisualPun manatee]]!" |
| 96 | * His response to the game crashing. |
| 97 | -->'''BGM''': ''(as Jon throws up a triumphant fist)'' '''[[Film/TheKarateKid YOU'RE THE BEST, AROUND]]--!'''\ |
| 98 | '''Jon:''' Time to celebrate ''this'' occasion by playing a ''real game!'' [=HP7P2P=] THE [[VideoGame/LEGOAdaptationGame LEGO]]! Break it down, Captain Stingray! *{{Beat}}* Stingray... Stingray Beats... *[[{{Beat}} another beat]]* S-Music/{{Skrillex}}! |
| 99 | [[/folder]] |
| 100 | |
| 101 | [[folder:Home Improvement]] |
| 102 | * "Ah, my favorite publisher: Absolute'''''ly''''' Copied Creator/{{Sierra}}'s Logo!" |
| 103 | * Followed there-up by [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TecBqf6pfc0 his reaction]] to the game's [[SarcasmMode very melodic]] opening music. |
| 104 | * [[ItMakesSenseInContext "How about a series of levels where Tim Allen explores the true depth of his love for his family and wife?"]] |
| 105 | * His reaction to a ''Series/HomeImprovement'' game being set in the Stone Age. |
| 106 | -->I can't even believe - OH!! Where's the Pillsbury Doughboy award... pullsb.. what's the.. Paul Newbery.. the one... [[SuddenlyShouting THE ONE WHEN WE WERE KIDS!!]] |
| 107 | * At one point, Jon mentions that he's been reviewing a lot of stuff with dinosaurs lately, and didn't notice until his viewers pointed it out. He started reviewing the ''Home Improvement'' game because he wanted to see what to expect from a ''Home Improvement'' game. He ended up getting yet another game with dinosaurs. |
| 108 | * This bit. |
| 109 | -->'''Jon:''' Well, now that we've gotten past this, let's have it lead us to the exit. |
| 110 | -->''(Tim falls down a hole and gets a game over)'' |
| 111 | -->'''Jon:''' *angry stuttering* |
| 112 | * "What did I see?! What am I seeing here, no what am I NO, is this--!? Is this--am I, right now at this moment, as Tim Allen...from ''Home Improvement''...using a lightsaber chainsaw to fight a raptor?" |
| 113 | |
| 114 | -->"''MMMMMMMMMM!...'''SHIET'''." |
| 115 | [[/folder]] |
| 116 | |
| 117 | [[folder:2010 Halloween Special]] |
| 118 | * Part one of his 2010 Halloween Special. |
| 119 | -->'''Jon''': [With an ominous tone] Welcome to part one of the '''''[=JonTron=] Halloween Special.''''' |
| 120 | -->[He goes cross-eyed] [[MoodWhiplash THE TOP TEN MARIO KART TRACKS!]] |
| 121 | -->[He flips two bowls of chips onto the floor.] |
| 122 | [[/folder]] |
| 123 | |
| 124 | [[folder:Monster Party]] |
| 125 | * The bizarre sprite of Mark staring at the sky doesn't look much like crying. |
| 126 | --> '''Jon''': While he stared at it, his retinas melted. |
| 127 | * The face Jon makes when actual gameplay is shown for the first time. |
| 128 | --> '''Jon''': I tell ya what there sure is some sort of a party goin on over here. Just not sure it's the kind I want to be invited to. |
| 129 | ** The above quote is then followed by a gigantic LOL when the protagonist faceplants next to the upside-down leg enemies. |
| 130 | * And then there's the start of the actual review: |
| 131 | --> '''Jon''': You got all your normal kinds of monster madness going on here in the background: killer plants, spiders, minotaurs, temp-- t- ohhh... tempura... shrimp? [[EverythingTryingToKillYou Oh...]] [[ThisIsGonnaSuck This is gonna be one of those days, isn't it.]] |
| 132 | * "[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Who wants a piece of my dick bat?!?]]" |
| 133 | * *shooting at the leg enemies* "Time for your Preparation H, sir!" |
| 134 | * Special mention to reactions to some of the strange enemies in the game. |
| 135 | -->'''Jon''': I'm ready for anything. |
| 136 | -->[Dramatic closeup of a mashup mook that looked like a dog with the head of a bald man] |
| 137 | -->'''Jon''': WAIT, I LIED! I was NOT- I was NOT ready for anything! Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope SO MUCH NOPE. [Accompanied by splatters of that string of "Nopes" that fill the screen] |
| 138 | * His reactions to the "boss" that's already dead and the pumpkin boss that did not want Jon to hurt him. |
| 139 | -->'''Jon''': (reading) Sorry I'm dead. (normal) Okay, y'know, I'm sorry. I-I didn't mean to disturb you. *{{Beat}}* ...Wait, [[BigWhat what]]? REAALLY? ''Really''? I just...yeah great, grab the freaking question mark and keep moving. It's like war time no time to question this shit. |
| 140 | -->'''Jon''': (reading) Please don't pick on me. (normal) Yeah well no. I wasn't planning on it-'''''Holy shit!''''' *Boss attacks, and Jon throws the controller through the air* A-are you being serious with me right now? This guy's gonna go around opening with lines like "please don't pick on me" and then immediately jump all over you like Bruce Willis in the midst of a bathroom emergency? |
| 141 | ** Hilariously enough he brings up the pumpkin boss again with regards to the dancing zombies |
| 142 | --->'''Jon''': Captain Pumpkin Head says "please don't pick on me" then immediately sucker punches the shit out of you, but no, dancing zombies [[SeriousBusiness mean business]] when they say things. |
| 143 | * His reaction to the tempura boss: |
| 144 | -->'''Jon''': When did this game go from a game called "Monster Party" to a game [[SurrealHumor where I fight SHRIMP and ONION RINGS]]?! [[{{Angrish}} WHY?! And what th...]] why is there a space station IN THE BACKGRO-OU-OU-OU-UND?!!! ''(voice echoes)'' |
| 145 | * Jon's internal struggles after fighting the tempura boss: |
| 146 | --> [Jon tossing around in his bed with a transparent overlay of the onion ring splashed onto the screen] |
| 147 | -->'''Jon''': What's going on? Am I... Am I dead? Did I die because I saw a... Goddamn eight-bit onion ring? |
| 148 | * After trying his best to tolerate the [[NintendoHard difficulty]] of this game, finally [[RageQuit Rage Quitting]] when he dies to the final boss, causing him to pull up [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoTrqqfP7jQ a video]] on Website/YouTube where the boss was beaten and claiming he did that. |
| 149 | -->'''Jon''': ''I'' did that. It was ''me''. Can't say I'm not good at completing things. |
| 150 | -->'''Jacques''': Jon, you couldn't finish a cheese danish. |
| 151 | -->'''Jon''': Hey Jacques, I keep you naked on purpose. |
| 152 | -->''(Jacques then zaps Jon with a laser from his eye.)'' |
| 153 | -->'''Jon''': ACKGH!! SHIET!! |
| 154 | * "Then they ''fused'' together." [[BigWhat WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT]]?! |
| 155 | * "Oh, cool, I [[ItMakesSenseInContext took some drugs and became a dragon.]] [{{Beat}}] OK, COOL, WHA'EVER, I'M JUST ROLLIN' WITH IT." |
| 156 | * And then there's also his reaction to the upright walking pants. |
| 157 | -->'''Jon''': Wait wh--is--Issa--Issat pants? Is that motherfucking starched pants walking around like J. Edgar Hoover on a Tuesday afternoon? No no I-I changed my mind. I can't! I can't! This game is going to be the end of me! *cue [[Music/MeatLoaf Paradise By the Dashboard Light]]* |
| 158 | * His reaction to the empty room while trying to find the key. |
| 159 | -->'''Jon''': Well, I can tell you one thing. It's certainly not here. GOOD. No no good no. I'm glad. I'm glad they put it in the game. NO. I'm-I'm glad. No! I mean it's not like -- *cuts to the next scene* |
| 160 | * Start of Round 2 |
| 161 | -->'''Jon''': (said quickly) Fish face on legs! Yup! Yup! YUUUUUUUUUP! Oh, whoa. I -- [[{{Understatement}} I think I lost my train of thought there for a second]]. |
| 162 | [[/folder]] |
| 163 | |
| 164 | [[folder:Charlie's Angels]] |
| 165 | * The intro to the ''VideoGame/CharliesAngels'' review. It's obvious he had to rerecord the audio, as what is being said in the audio ''doesn't match with what's being said in the video''. |
| 166 | -->'''Jon:''' (slurred) [-I don't even know what's going on right now, ya guys, there's some sort of thing in my hands. I don't give a SHIT about this. [[EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped Fwuh's trophy]]-]. |
| 167 | * "Now all we need is a game to review." Cue the game falling out of the sky from nowhere. |
| 168 | * "Let's get the party goin' ''on'' in this party wagon!" ''[Beer awkwardly squirts from a can]'' |
| 169 | * His reaction to the Angels' idle animations is '''beyond''' priceless. |
| 170 | -->'''Jon:''' ''Dance, Lucy, dance! Your career'' '''depends''' ''on it!'' |
| 171 | * "Oh my God, [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight is that a]] [[{{Joisey}} piana]]?" |
| 172 | * Jon commenting on the bizarreness of the characters' running animations, noting that they wouldn't seem out of place in WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants: |
| 173 | -->'''Jon:''' ''(giggles)'' Just look at...just look at how strange the walk cycle is. They look like they belong more in a [=SpongeBob=] cartoon. |
| 174 | -->''(A clip of one of the walk cycles from the [=SpongeBob SquarePants=] episode "The Sponge Who Could Fly" appears on the screen; it is then displayed side-to-side with the game's walking animation for comparison.)'' |
| 175 | * His befuddlement at the game using a real-life song ("Get Free" by The Vines) as the main menu music. |
| 176 | -->'''Jon''': Better cut away from this quick before Viacom comes and slaps me up the butt with a cease-and-desist! |
| 177 | [[/folder]] |
| 178 | |
| 179 | [[folder:The Lost World: Jurassic Park]] |
| 180 | * Also doubles as a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}, but the [[ItMakesSenseInContext following line of his]] [[Film/TheLostWorldJurassicPark "The Lost World" review]] (a ''Christmas'' review, mind you): |
| 181 | -->'''Jon''': [While "Happy Valentines" appears on screen] Morty Gumbiss. |
| 182 | * His comment on the film's net profit: |
| 183 | -->'''Jon''': Well, with all that money, you could... [[TemptingFate well, you could finance]] ''Film/JurassicParkIII''! [Picture of JPIII poster appears] ''Oh,'' '''''noooooooooooo'''''! |
| 184 | * "It's really hard to care for a bunch of badly written characters that seem to be nothing more than an excuse to see more dinosaurs go [[YouTubePoop PINGAS]]" |
| 185 | [[/folder]] |
| 186 | |
| 187 | [[folder:Apples and Grapes]] |
| 188 | * Jon made a video called "Apples and Grapes" - it doesn't make much sense at all if you're a new fan, but it's still got a few funny moments. Jon plays ''VideoGame/MySims'' and finds himself very disappointed by it (nearly going insane, repeating the question "What do you do?" in disbelief). Jon subsequently ''walks all the way from California to Texas to speak to WebVideo/PeanutButterGamer'', resulting in some of the most SurrealHumor that Normal Boots has ''ever'' produced. |
| 189 | --> '''[=PeanutButterGamer=]:''' What? |
| 190 | --> '''Jon:''' ''[sobbing]'' I just couldn't bear it any more, PBG, I played [=MySims=]. I played [=MySims=], PBG, I had to tell you...I came from California to Texas to tell you I know how you feel. ''[incoherently]'' Iss'a worst game I've ever played. ''[sobs]'' ''[incoherent shouting]'' |
| 191 | --> '''[=PeanutButterGamer=]:''' You came here from ''California''? ''[camera zooms in uncomfortably close]'' Like, to Texas from ''California''? I mean, it's freaking cold out, do you need anything? |
| 192 | --> ''[{{Beat}}]'' |
| 193 | --> '''Jon:''' ''[with bizarre enunciation]'' [[TitleDrop Apples AND grapes]]. |
| 194 | --> '''[=PeanutButterGamer=]:''' ''[holding punnets full of apples and grapes]'' Dude, you lucked out! ''[{{Beat}}]'' |
| 195 | --> ''[the two begin dancing to bass-heavy electronic music]'' |
| 196 | * During the aforementioned [[MadnessMantra "What do you do?"]] breakdown, Jon [[FauxlosophicNarration narrates over it]], giving us this: |
| 197 | --> [[MeaninglessMeaningfulWords "You can peer into the void, lingering, turning, vanishing. It is not I who is he, but it is the collective of all our consciousnesses together as one greater body of vast knowledge. On the shore of the cosmic ocean lies a beacon of light, a shimmer of hope in the dark galaxy."]] |
| 198 | [[/folder]] |
| 199 | |
| 200 | [[folder:Malkovich]] |
| 201 | [[AC:''Malkovich's Gaming Guilty Pleasures'']] |
| 202 | * "[[WordSaladHumor Fax machine]], [[http://x2.fjcdn.com/comments/Mfw+Jon+Tron+_89b5f111983c64ff14d79bdae1e4799b.png boss is mad]]." |
| 203 | * Malkovich asking [[WebVideo/PeanutButterGamer PBG]], or his character named Yonik offscreen if the milk he just sipped is expired...before taking another sip. |
| 204 | * Malkovich's pronouncing "computer" as "compreter", as well as him representing the Internet with a [[TheInternetIsForPorn lewd pixelated photo]]. |
| 205 | * As a counteract to being arrested for [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil rape]], Malkovich states that new technology can allow you to vent your emotions "without doing time in the clank." (''wink accompanied by eerie bell'') |
| 206 | * "This penguin ask you to find her little penguin boy, but what a stoopid bitch, her baby boy is a-right here!" |
| 207 | -->"She must be a blind-guin, because there is -- because she cannot see few feet ahead of her own eyes. It is like mother always said: [[IceCreamKoan 'A drop in the basket is worth a shepherd's shilling.']] Remember that. Take it to -- take it to heart." |
| 208 | * Malkovich's scuffle with the censors. |
| 209 | -->'''Malkovich''': After the misfortune of those f[[SoundEffectBleep *bleep*]]king penguins--\ |
| 210 | '''PBG as Yonik''': ''Malkovich!'' You can't curse, this is public access!\ |
| 211 | '''Malkovich''': Wh-what? (''cut'') A-After the misfortune of those f[[SoundEffectBleep *bleep*]]king penguins -- '''''SH[[SoundEffectBleep *bleep*]]!''''' |
| 212 | * The different callers that Malkovich gets. |
| 213 | -->'''Caller 1''': F[[SoundEffectBleep *bleep*]] you.\ |
| 214 | '''Caller 2''': Hey Malkovich, have you ever played ''[[VideoGame/{{Contra}} Super Contra]]''? And also, does your mom have a dick?\ |
| 215 | '''Caller 3''': F[[SoundEffectBleep *bleep*]]k.\ |
| 216 | '''Caller 4''': Hey, f[[SoundEffectBleep *bleep*]]k you.\ |
| 217 | '''Caller 5''': F[[SoundEffectBleep *bleep*]]k f[[SoundEffectBleep *bleep*]]king f[[SoundEffectBleep *bleep*]]k. |
| 218 | ** Malkovich's response to Caller 2; notably, how he pronounces "dick" as '''"DEEEEEEK"'''. |
| 219 | * Malkovich ''somehow'' mistaking President [[UsefulNotes/BillClinton Clinton]] for President ''Clitoris''. |
| 220 | * Malkovich's concluding statement brought us this gem: |
| 221 | -->"Maybe someday, the [=N64=] will be so advanced, that you can make your ex-wife actually feel the pain. (''[[SurprisinglyCreepyMoment smile fades as eerie music plays and camera zooms in on Malkovich's face]]'') |
| 222 | ** At the last moment, Malkovich just pulls a [[http://41.media.tumblr.com/5692f3d16398689fb94079d3010e02d7/tumblr_nj7svaKag21t0vcwpo2_500.png random face]] that gets freeze-framed while "Axel F" plays in the background. |
| 223 | [[/folder]] |
| 224 | |
| 225 | [[folder:Drunk Gaming: The Castlevania Adventure]] |
| 226 | * Jon prepares for the review by drinking, in his own words, "way too much." Jacques is crawling around on his shirt as he starts drinking. |
| 227 | --->'''Jon''': Jacques, you can't have any Seagram's! Are you twenty-one - you're, like one and a fuckin' half! |
| 228 | * He's still able to give relatively coherent reasons as to ''why'' the game is bad, despite being drunk. |
| 229 | * "This game is good and all...[[ImmediateSelfContradiction no, it's not]]." |
| 230 | * Saying the climbing is like [[{{Metaphorgotten}} "the frickin' Beach Boys on a hot summer Sunday."]] |
| 231 | * Discussing the enemies which flash down onto the screen in a droplet effect. |
| 232 | --> '''Jon:''' [[ToiletHumor They drop like a poo-poo...]] |
| 233 | * When describing a particularly difficult jump, he brings a hand down to the floor (complete with a 'woosh' sound!) to demonstrate how poorly a novice player would handle it. Then, with a drunken giggle... |
| 234 | --->'''Jon''': Where'd I go. How did I get here. Let's get back up - okay. We're good. |
| 235 | * Describing the boss's harpoon weapon as its "penis of doom." |
| 236 | [[/folder]] |
| 237 | |
| 238 | [[folder:Monster Bash]] |
| 239 | * The intro to the Monster Bash review consists of a disclaimer that Jon failed to keep up with his Halloween deadline... to the tune of ''Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir'' rap. |
| 240 | -->'''Jon:''' ''Oh, no...'' ''I really bit the'' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting BIG ONE AGAIN]]!''''' |
| 241 | * When discussing the various types of games that came out in the MS-DOS era, Jon shows some clips from a obscure game named ''Demon Blue'' when he adds "weird fuckin' games" to the list. Rather than elaborate, he allows the weirdness of the game to speak for itself. |
| 242 | * When Jon claims that the sound of giggling, falling skulls (in the game) is music to his ears, the sound is featured with a clip from an ad for Mattress Ranch. Something about the surreal nature of this combination and the jump-cut zoom on the man's face towards the end makes this moment hilarious. |
| 243 | * Jon trying to get the game to ''run'' is hilarious in and of itself, culminating in this gem: |
| 244 | -->'''Jon:''' *barely containing a laugh* Yeah that's right, you type ''bashe1'' to start the game... MS-DOS, ladies and gentlemen |
| 245 | [[/folder]] |
| 246 | |
| 247 | [[folder:Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts]] |
| 248 | * Jacques attempting to mindwipe Jon to forget about the game when he finds it. It winds up backfiring when Jon discovers it in his hands and gets excited over that there's a new Banjo-Koozie game. |
| 249 | -->'''Jacques''': OhCrap (Goomba stomp sound as Jon picks him up) |
| 250 | * Jon realizing Grunty has bound him to his seat until he beats the game: |
| 251 | -->'''Jon''': Oh, ''no...'' '''OOOHH,''' '''''[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOO!!!]] [[DistantReactionShot NOOOOOOOOO!!!]]''''' |
| 252 | * Jon's [[GoMadFromTheRevelation reaction]] to cars in Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts: |
| 253 | -->'''Jon''': [[RacingGame Cars...?]] [[GenreShift Cars?!]] '''[[GoMadFromTheRevelation CAAAAAAARS!!!!!]]''' |
| 254 | -->''(an instrumental of "[[Music/WhitneyHouston I Will Always Love You]]" starts playing)'' |
| 255 | -->'''Jon:''' ''(singing slightly off-key)'' ♪ '''''AND IIIIIIIII''''' ♪ -- '''''[[PrecisionFStrike HOLY SHIT!]]''''' -- ♪ '''''[[Film/TheBodyguard WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU]]''''' ♪ -- '''''[[TheyChangedItNowItSucks I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS TO ME, GODDAMMIT, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!]]''''' |
| 256 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l69BP1uhlMs&feature=g-user-u Hell, the entire review]]. Such as the epic buildup to when he realizes what he's actually going to play. |
| 257 | * After Jon sees an in-game radio that plays music from ''VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay''. |
| 258 | -->'''Jon:''' We get it, Rareware! You used to be cool! Can-can you get on with it? STOP!.. ''STOP IT!''.. '''''STOP TAUNTING ME!''''' |
| 259 | * After Jon sees that Lord of Games can be abbreviated to LOG: |
| 260 | -->'''Jon''': Yeah. This game reminds me of some certain kinds of logs. |
| 261 | -->(''cut to logs spinning wildly against a spiraling background while "Running in the '90s" plays in the background'') |
| 262 | -->'''Jon''': '''LIKE THESE ONES!''' |
| 263 | * His explanation of the disappointment of ''Nuts and Bolts''. |
| 264 | -->'''Jon''': I mean, what if after ''VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld'', Nintendo came out with a teaser trailer for ''VideoGame/SuperMario64'', but upon release day, you were greeted with [[SuddenlyShouting MARIO]] '''''[[SuddenlyShouting CITY SIMULATOR?!]]''''' AND THEN YOU TURNED ON THE GAME AND SHIGERU MIYAMOTO'S GHOST COMES OUT AND IS LIKE "'''UHHH FUCKIN' WHO LIKES THE OLD MARIO GAMES AMIRITE? ''BRB, MAKIN' LEGEND OF ZELDA MODERN WARFARE!!!'''''" |
| 265 | * [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Ladies and gentlemen, I've plucked a whale from the ocean, and he sounds like a seal!"]] *whale makes seal noises* *cut to Jon smiling and nodding* |
| 266 | * Rockington being PutOnABus. |
| 267 | -->'''Jon''': What a beautiful day; wouldn't you say, Rockington?\ |
| 268 | [Cut to the ground, with nothing in the shot]\ |
| 269 | '''Jon''': Oh, yeah. I l--I lost Rockington. I lo--I LOST A '''ROCK!''' [[note]]Jon would reveal years later in a Q&A that he ''legitimately lost Rockington'' and that this was his honest reaction.[[/note]] |
| 270 | * Jon trying to finish the game early by running over Gruntilda with his car. |
| 271 | -->'''Jon''': Maybe I can end the game early by killing Gruntilda ''while she's in the open!'' Get 'er! Get 'er! Kick 'er eees! HAHAHAHAH-Seriously. This ain't funny anymore. This is now called [[PunnyName DramTron]]. |
| 272 | * The way Jon brings Jacques back to life. You'd expect there to be some kind of convoluted way to do it, as this is one of the more plot-driven VideoReviewShow[=s=] (in the WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall sense). But then, instead, you get: |
| 273 | -->'''Jon''': ''Jacques! OW-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO!'' |
| 274 | -->''[Jacques [[UnexplainedRecovery just comes back]], accompanied by a powerup SFX from Franchise/SuperMarioBros]'' |
| 275 | * Jon appreciates the [[BlatantLies subtle]] BreakingTheFourthWall in ''Nuts & Bolts''. |
| 276 | -->'''Jon''': ... if you spell 'subtly' like [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVAhW4ToLFI THIS...]] |
| 277 | -->''[The word "SUBTLY" appears [[MundaneMadeAwesome in big, bold, flashing letters spinning against a backdrop of fire and explosions with]] [[Music/{{Nightwish|Band}} the crescendo of "Ghost Love Score"]] [[MundaneMadeAwesome playing in the background]]]'' |
| 278 | * After he complains about the small pizza thing from the opening, this happens. |
| 279 | -->'''Jon''': OHHHHHHHM, I'm in da treesh. [[LampshadeHanging How did I get dere?]] |
| 280 | * Jon doesn't take the Lord of Games [[SelfDeprecation firing shots at]] ''Banjo-Kazooie'' very lightly. |
| 281 | -->'''L.O.G.''': In line with ''Banjo'' tradition, your challenge will consist of collecting as many pointless objects as possible.\ |
| 282 | (''RecordNeedleScratch'')\ |
| 283 | '''Jon''': WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! YOU JUST HOLD ON A SECOND!\ |
| 284 | (''cut to a fat Banjo and Gruntilda's skull running and picking up coins at a horrendously slow pace'')\ |
| 285 | '''Jon''': HAHAHAHA GET IT? BECAUSE ''BANJO-KAZOOIE'' WAS TOTALLY THIS TEDIOUS! (''cut to black'') '''HOLY SHIT!''' |
| 286 | [[/folder]] |
| 287 | |
| 288 | [[folder:Birdemic]] |
| 289 | * His reaction to the boss's announcement. |
| 290 | --> '''Boss:''' Ladies and gentleman, I have some great news. Our board of directors has agreed to the acquisition of NCT software by Oracle Corpation for a billion dollars! |
| 291 | --> (Everyone applauds) |
| 292 | --> '''Jon''': [[SarcasmMode (Takes off glasses) A BILLION DOLLARS?!]] |
| 293 | * While the entire review of ''Birdemic'' is a crowning moment of funny, it's Jon's reaction to the birds finally showing up that seals the deal. Just the way his voice crackles as he reacts to the scene is utterly hysterical. |
| 294 | --> '''Jon''': "[[TemptingFate Okay, we are forty minutes into this movie and I haven't seen any GODDAMN birds]]" |
| 295 | -->[[[GilliganCut Cue a storm of]] [[SpecialEffectsFailure badly animated digital birds]] [[GilliganCut dive bombing and exploding on a town.]]] |
| 296 | -->[[http://i.imgur.com/S8QBN.gif [Cut to Jon]]] |
| 297 | -->'''Jon''': [[DrivenToSuicide Well, that's about enough life for me for one day]]. Let me check the time. [Checks wrist, which doesn't have a watch on it] Yeah, it's about that time. [Falls and [[StuffBlowingUp blows up]]] |
| 298 | -->[Cut back to film] |
| 299 | -->'''Jon''': [Scared] I take it back! Go back to when there weren't birds! |
| 300 | * Not to mention his reaction shot when the characters are shown fighting terribly CGI'd birds with wire hangers. |
| 301 | --> [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpjZjQrfGNg SRSLY?]] |
| 302 | * When one of the actors stumbles over his line: |
| 303 | -->'''Actor''': ''[Half-mumbled]'' What's with th- all the noise? |
| 304 | -->'''Jon''': I'm sorry, what was that? |
| 305 | -->'''Actor''': ''[Again]'' What's with th- all the noise? |
| 306 | -->'''Jon''': I d-d-know whaja talkin' abbat. |
| 307 | * And when he complains about the camera angle. It escalates pretty fast. |
| 308 | -->'''Jon''': Hey, could you move the camera down a bit? The camera is a bit-the camera-the camera's a bit '''''[[SuddenlyShouting HIGH UP!!]]''''' |
| 309 | * After being burnt out by the solar panel scene: |
| 310 | -->'''Jon''': Let me weight this down for ya: Hitchcock, Kubrick, Coppola, Nguyen. Okay? [[TemptingFate Just, can we get to the romantic subplot already? Please?]] |
| 311 | -->[Cut to said subplot] |
| 312 | -->'''Rod''': I work at a starter company called MCT Software. Got the stock option. Hopefully, if the company makes it big by- |
| 313 | -->'''Jon''': '''[[NoIndoorVoice NEVER MIND, I TAKE IT BACK!]]''' |
| 314 | * Gushing over how genuinely lovely and sincere the mom character is, to the point where she's about the only thing keeping him watching. |
| 315 | [[/folder]] |
| 316 | |
| 317 | [[folder:Bubsy]] |
| 318 | * At the start of the video when Jacques calls Jon, we see that Jon's ringtone is, of all songs, "Hit 'Em Up" by Music/{{Tupac|Shakur}}. |
| 319 | ** Even more funny since all we hear of the song is the line "You claim to be a player but I fucked your wife." |
| 320 | * The beginning has this gem: |
| 321 | -->'''Jon''': [Upon realizing that he's back in his room and Jacques is ticked off] Whoa, whoa, oh no! I-I was reviewing the game the whole time, look! ''[laughs nervously while putting the cover of ''VideoGame/ThreeDDotGameHeroes'' in his SNES, Jacques just looks with flaming eyes and a red-tinted background]'' [[LampshadeHanging Jacques, that doesn't go in there]], you silly ''bitch''! ''[laughs nervously again]'' |
| 322 | * "It's a cat an' ya put him in a shirt an' bam! Is' Bubsy! (Cut to black, suddenly distant) I QUIT!" |
| 323 | * Jon's reaction to the game's damage mechanics. |
| 324 | -->'''Jon:''' ''(as Bubsy lands from a height and dies)'' Oh, what's going on, Bubsy, you feeling alright? ''(sudden realisation)'' '''''I... MELTED?!''''' ''(replay of the clip)'' Was that... was that ''falling damage?'' They put FALLING DAMAGE in their motherfucking '''''2D platform game?!''''' (Cut to a newspaper with the headline "[=JonTron=] Quits" while Eric Prydz's "Call On Me" plays in the background.) |
| 325 | ** Even better is what the newspaper says: "'Falling Damage in a platformer? There are things no man should see. Nice tits btw' Said a melancholy [=JonTron=]" (sic) |
| 326 | ** On the same newspaper, the words [[SelfDeprecation "Cries of Triumph Resound"]] also appear. |
| 327 | * His reaction to one of the death animations in the first game: getting carried away in a cartoon car simply by jumping into it. |
| 328 | -->'''Jon (voiceover):''' Alright, almost done with this level, just gotta... get a lit- da-- ''(Bubsy jumps in a car and dies, replays follow)'' oh... ah... oh? |
| 329 | -->'''Jon:''' Jumping -- in a car -- killed me. No, it's, ah- no, really-- ''(to the tune of Deck the Halls)'' [[NonSequitur That's the way we wash our hands!]] (throws controller on the floor) '''[[GoMadFromTheRevelation FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA!!]]''' |
| 330 | * After he takes an alternative path that just drops him off at the beginning of the level: |
| 331 | --> *lollipop with "SUCKER" on it covers Jon's head* "What? It took me to the beginning of the level. [[BlatantLies Who caaares? I don't care. I don't even care.]]" ("I care immensely" flashes on the screen.) |
| 332 | * "Yeeeaaaah! Bubsy Two! Bubsy Three!...BUBSY FUCKIN' TWO!" |
| 333 | * Here's his reaction to one of the stages... called [[IncrediblyLamePun Hamalot:]] |
| 334 | -->'''Jon''': [[IncrediblyLamePun Good one]], [[ItMakesSenseInContext Bubsy!]] Hey, wanna be a cast member on [[Series/SaturdayNightLive Sat-purr-day Night Live]]? I know you'll make the '''''[[{{Pun}} MEOWST]]''''' of it! ''(Cut to black, suddenly distant)'' I'm leavin' ya, Bubsy! |
| 335 | * "Five stars! A+! Four stars!" |
| 336 | * "''Bubsy is 3D in Furbitten Planet'', [[SarcasmMode because talent]]." |
| 337 | * "Did I say that I felt bad? Let me rephrase that: I feel bad for me." |
| 338 | * "Yeah, Play for Points! Gotta get that high score and post it to SNES-Live, yo." |
| 339 | ** [[CutawayGag "Yo,]] [[Series/BreakingBad Gatorade me, bitch!"]] |
| 340 | * His reaction to Bubsy in ''3D'' weakly BreakingTheFourthWall by asking what a platforming game would be without platforms. |
| 341 | -->"[[SuddenlyShouting Bubsy 3D: LITERALLY A PLATFORMER!!]]" |
| 342 | ** His subsequent explanation of how ''Bubsy 3D'' fails to create a WillingSuspensionOfDisbelief by having no actual substance for the player to connect to ends with this: |
| 343 | ---> '''Jon:''' [[LampshadeHanging GAAAAAAME THEORY]] [[SmashCut TIIIIMMME--]] |
| 344 | * "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Watch the fuck out, citizens of Bubsyland. Captain Bubsy is drunk as shit again and heavily armed with puns!]]" |
| 345 | [[/folder]] |
| 346 | |
| 347 | [[folder:King's Quest V]] |
| 348 | * Also, Jon using his Tron-Bunk kit to figure out one of the game's essential flaws: |
| 349 | -->'''Jon''': Yeah... yes, I see... oh, that's righteous, that's good. Ah, there it is. It's clear now, I've got it. ''[Cut to Jon, deadpan]'' '''ev'rbuhdy mov' sfuckin' slow! Ev'rybuhdy mov'sssreally fuckin' slow!''' |
| 350 | * Jon's hysterical reaction to a bear knocking King Graham out, with fighter's stance and all. |
| 351 | -->'''Jon''': He's got the eyes of UsefulNotes/{{Muhammad Ali}}. And the butt of Creator/{{Bea Arthur}}. |
| 352 | * When King Graham receives fairy dust from Cedric the owl, he flies in an ''extremely'' clumsy and awkward manner. It gets even crazier when the dust suddenly wears off, causing Graham to fall into a lake. [[CaptainObvious Cedric then comments that the dust wore off,]] [[WhatTheHellHero which means that he knew all along and could've easily told Graham]], [[JerkAss but didn't]]. Jon doesn't take it lightly. |
| 353 | -->'''Jon''': [[SarcasmMode Oh, yeah! It's real funny, ain't it?! HAHAHA!]] ''[[DudeNotFunny I almost just died]]'', [[DudeNotFunny you piece of shit!]] (''voice now more distant'') Fuckin' owl, you '''''suck'''''! (''door slam'') |
| 354 | ** Jon's reaction to Graham's fly sequence alone is grand. |
| 355 | --->'''Jon''': As gracefully as the beautiful black swan. How could it be possible to be so stupid and so magical all at the same time? Surely, we will never know. I mean, have you goddamn seen this guy? |
| 356 | * This exchange: |
| 357 | -->'''Narrator''': He who speaks with forked tongues should never be trusted. |
| 358 | -->'''Jon''': [[EverythingIsRacist Blatant racism.]] |
| 359 | * Jon's advice for anyone who is complaining about him choosing ''V'' out of all the ''King's Quest'' series, despite having the full series. |
| 360 | -->'''Jon''': I mean, you can leave a complaint in the complaint box, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju-F0AIBGmg BUT I DON'T CHECK THAT SHIT!]] |
| 361 | * Jon's response to Cedric referring to his "leftover fairy dust." |
| 362 | -->'''Jon''': Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays? I mean, the 90s... 'cause this game was made in the 90s...so I can't use that joke. |
| 363 | * Jon using the "old piece of magical white snake" line from the "wizard named 'I don't give a fuck'" to make a joke about Music/{{Whitesnake}} and put in a bit of their "Here I Go Again" video from the 80s. |
| 364 | * Why you should never ignore Cedric's advice. |
| 365 | -->'''Cedric''': Graham, watch out! A [[MemeticMutation POI]]sonous snake! |
| 366 | -->'''Jon''': Yeah, okay, yeah. Let's talk about this. Imma need you to never speak again, please. Is that - is - are we clear? Are we clear on that? [[TemptingFate I don't need a owl telling me what to do anyway]] - (''[[EpicFail runs into snake and dies]]'') - ..Ohhhhh, the owl was right. |
| 367 | * "That there is a Wilford Brimley impression. My pancreas doesn't work." Cue a screen of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgP5nfdPV6c (ORIGINAL JOKE)]] set to "Through the Fire and Flames" by Music/DragonForce, ending with an explosion. |
| 368 | * Jon doesn't enjoy the narrator's [[BlackComedy dark jokes]] [[HaveANiceDeath about Graham's demises]]. |
| 369 | -->(''Graham loses game by succumbing to greed'') |
| 370 | -->'''Narrator''': Cheer up, Graham. At least you can practice your game of tiddlywinks. |
| 371 | -->'''Jon''': Hey, fuck you, man. |
| 372 | [[/folder]] |
| 373 | |
| 374 | [[folder:Continue Crossover]] |
| 375 | * The Continue Show crossover. Six games in a row. Adult Chocolate Milk. HilarityEnsues. |
| 376 | * "I love you either!" |
| 377 | [[/folder]] |
| 378 | |
| 379 | [[folder:Top 10 Necessary Game Sequels]] |
| 380 | * The start of his entry on Mega Man in the Top 10 Necessary Game Sequels. |
| 381 | -->"Pew pew pew [With accompanying text] pewpewpewpewpewpewpew [With accompanying text] BRAAAAAAAAAP [Picture of Music/{{Skrillex}}]" |
| 382 | [[/folder]] |
| 383 | |
| 384 | [[folder:Dino City]] |
| 385 | * Jon trying to figure out how to load up ''Dino City'', starting his infamous RunningGag. He tries the [=PS3=], then the [=PS2=], then tries to load it into a PC tray, then into the DS, then on top of his wireless router, then into the dishwasher, then into the dishwasher, then into the... dishwasher... again, and then finally realises the correct console: The SMBS. |
| 386 | --> '''Jon''': Now, if I just remembered how to play this thing... ''[tries to load it into [=PS3=]]'' Oh, no, ''no'', not on the [=PS3=]... Silly to think it'd be on the 2... ''[puts into PC tray]'' I'll just put it in the PC tray, see what happens... ''[game falls out]'' Well that's unfortunate. ''[opens DS and rams it with the cartridge]'' Alright, well, the DS can, uh, usually play the games, so... ''[places game on wireless router]'' Ohhh, it's a done deal, it's the wireless router! It's... This has not worked... ''[drops in dishwasher]'' Dishwasher? No... ''[drops in dishwasher again]'' Dishwasher? No... ''[throws in dishwasher [[RuleOfThree a third time]]]'' ...Dishwasher? Yeah, that's what I-- ''[shakes camera at SNES]'' Oh my God, how could I have been so stupid?! The SMBS! ''[places game in... upside-down]'' |
| 387 | ** "Sleep timely on the rocks, with baby Jesus by your side." |
| 388 | * Jon mocking the developer, Creator/{{Irem}}'s name. |
| 389 | -->'''Jon:''' Ah, yes, this game is made by... Irem. As in, "[[{{Pun}} Irem-ember them.]]" Oh, wait, no, I don't! |
| 390 | -->[Then, later on, while ranting about the game's design...] |
| 391 | -->'''Jon:''' Hmm... [[BrickJoke Irem-ember why no one remembers]] ''[[BrickJoke Irem.]]'' ''''''Cause they can't program higher than NINE!''''' |
| 392 | * "Timmy entered the TV world when he ''[[AccidentalInnuendo touched his dad's]]'' '''''[[AccidentalInnuendo science device...?]]'''''" |
| 393 | --> '''Jon:''' *silently mouths "[[BigOMG Oh my God]]"* |
| 394 | --> '''Jon:''' [[PedoHunt Hmm, if Timmy's dad isn't careful, his "science device" just might land him 10 to 20 years in prison.]] |
| 395 | * On the pink dinosaur's abilities: |
| 396 | --> '''Jon:''' You know, it's your normal stuff; punch, shoot, [[MoodWhiplash make your dinosaur catatonic]], and use a little girl to freeze shit up. [[DeadpanSnarker You know, your normal stuff!]] |
| 397 | * Jon getting irritated by the fact that the game counts your lives past 9 but doesn't show you and [[BrickJoke tossing the cartridge back in the dishwasher.]] |
| 398 | --> '''Jon:''' Okay, yeah, that's fine. Nothingwrongthere-Idontseeanythingwrongthere [[BrickJoke dishwasher? YES.]] |
| 399 | ** "[[Film/IngloriousBasterds Nein, nein, nein,]] [[IncrediblyLamePun nein, nein, nein, nein!!]]" |
| 400 | * At the end, [[SuddenMusicalEnding he bursts into a cover of "Firework."]] |
| 401 | [[/folder]] |
| 402 | |
| 403 | [[folder:Nightshade]] |
| 404 | * His thoughts on the appearance of Nightshade on the cartridge. |
| 405 | -->'''Jon:''' ''Nightshade'', starring the Neighborhood Watch Guy. ''(changes to a very wide-eyed expression)'' Don't let him touch your kids. |
| 406 | * Jon's response to being fooled: |
| 407 | -->'''Jon''': Fool me ''once'', I'm mad. Fool me ''twice'', how could you? Fool me ''three'' times, you're officially that guy, OK? You know him, you know the one. You go into the bar and he's like, ''[pompous {{Jerkass}} voice]'' "This suit is a, officially, it's, uh, Giorgio Armani. Ech, m'dad knows him." ''[normal voice]'' '''[[SuddenlyShouting FUCK YOU!]]''' ''[spontaneously bursts into song and gains the mannerisms of a SassyBlackWoman]'' ♪ '''''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LIC8r9zf0U I AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIN'T HAVIN' THAT SHIT!]]''''' ♪ ''[[[{{Corpsing}} cracks a small grin]]]'' [[note]]Years later, Jon doesn't even recall if he scripted that line or not. It was in between. He scripted it, never to break out into song like he did, using this as a reference to how a lot of the fan favorite [=JonTron=] lines are improvised.[[/note]] |
| 408 | * Jon's bizarre methods of putting cartridges into their respective consoles reaches its nadir when he just throws the cartridge at his NES. [[EpicFail And misses.]] |
| 409 | --> '''Jon:''' [throws cartridge at NES] Uh, I don't think [[SmashCut we're...]] |
| 410 | * The comic in the opening is SoBadItsGood. Jon and Jacques don't think so. |
| 411 | -->'''Narrator''': Once upon a time, there was a land that had no heroes. Crime ran amok, people, they were stuck in dead-end jobs, sometimes in dirt, gravel, molasses. Et cetera. And then, there was light, from the hilltops, a shadowy figure emerged. He was light, but also shadow. [[SuperPowerLottery He also had super strength, was made of metal, and had the properties of water.]] They also had great hair. It was [=JonTron=] Man and his trusty falcon, Greased Lightning. [[note]][[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Yes, that is really their names.]][[/note]] Together, they had really good hair. ''(makes sound effects as they fight villains)'' And then they made a billion dollars. |
| 412 | -->'''Jon''': ''(closes book)'' Well, that was a load of shit. I think they used our likenesses. ''(to Jacques)'' Should we sue? |
| 413 | -->'''Jacques''': Out the butt. |
| 414 | -->'''Jon''': Yeah, we should sue. [[note]]They never do.[[/note]] |
| 415 | * The part where Jon goes into a doorway and finds a thug that he mistakes for an old-timey cop. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq7rhn3h1m0&t=340s All of it.]] Mostly due to the thug's animations, with the best being a [[GoodOldFisticuffs brawling]] stance. |
| 416 | * Jon's priceless reaction to finding his popularity increased after killing a criminal he thought was a policeman. By basically saying an "Okay..." in disbelief... while inserting a mugshot of a very derpy donkey. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drMWcYQ3iAo Just see for yourself.]] |
| 417 | * [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment The meltdown at the end.]] |
| 418 | --> '''Jon:''' I'M SICK OF YOUR SHIT! ''(throws cartridge)'' |
| 419 | ** Jon trying to bash the cartridge to bits with a cheap dollar-store plastic Mjolnir, only for [[DidntThinkThisThrough the opposite to happen and the toy to be quickly obliterated from the abuse]]. Jon just takes the wrecked handle and pretends it's a microphone, just because it resembles one. He then starts ''singing bad karaoke'' while the video's frame rate is slowed to a crawl, making him sound like a sedated Chewbacca. |
| 420 | ** Also, the whole cause for the meltdown? He saw a thug beating up an old lady by clonking her over the head, over and over again. |
| 421 | * "Nightshade likes it [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment to be night.]] [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs In the shade.]] Doesn't wanna acknowledge curtains... ''[[LeftItIn uh, fuck, cut that, just cut that whole...]]''" |
| 422 | * Jon reading a HurricaneOfPuns about "grate/great," not even managing to finish the sentence before becoming ''[[VomitDiscretionShot physically sickened]]'' by the assault. |
| 423 | * [Trying to pick up a crowbar] "A don't do it, and B don't do it, so what do it? [[Platform/{{NintendoEntertainmentSystem}} This controller]] only got 2-it... dem buttons..." *{{Beat}}* [Caption to sped-up VideoGame/SuperMario3DLand music: [[DontExplainTheJoke THATWASAJOKETHX4COMING]]] |
| 424 | ** Before that, when he thinks Nightshade is just hard to impress, listing his reactions to an ancient and future history museum. It's subtle, but the arm Nightshade points with changes from bronze to a cyborg arm. |
| 425 | * His inability to pronounce Sutekh's name, so he called him "HUEGH" or "HEUGH" or, the second time he does it, "KREGH." That second time seems to also gain a little bit memetic status due to how hilarious he delivered it: |
| 426 | -->'''Sutekh''': "So, pathetic meddler! Your career is over before it has begun!" |
| 427 | -->'''Jon''' (raising and shaking one hand): DAMN YOU, '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JThq26BZDxU KREGH]]'''! |
| 428 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osSgtV0EsGE GROSS]] |
| 429 | * Willem Dafoe Basketball. |
| 430 | * Jon's reaction to starting the game by losing half his health. |
| 431 | --> '''Jon''': *squinty-eyed smile* [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Dis' gonn' be a good game.]] |
| 432 | * "How am I supposed to do ''that?!?'' HOW-MA-S'POSED TO ''DO'' THAT?!!" |
| 433 | * '''''SHIET''''' |
| 434 | [[/folder]] |
| 435 | |
| 436 | [[folder:Space Ace]] |
| 437 | * Jon as he describes the game's creator, Don Bluth. |
| 438 | -->'''Jon:''' These games were made by the living legend, Don Bluth. Or as he's better known: The Half-Second Cousin of Mitt Romney! |
| 439 | -->''[Beat]'' |
| 440 | -->'''(Large red letters spelling out [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer "THIS IS ACTUALLY TRUE"]] appear as the battle music from ''VideoGame/GoldenSun'' plays and fire obscures the background)''' |
| 441 | * Jon claiming that he has some of the original cels from Space Ace and Dragon's Lair... Except he's in his friend [[WebVideo/SteamTrain Ross']] house. |
| 442 | -->'''Ross:''' Jon, what the fuck are you doing in our house?! |
| 443 | -->'''Jon:''' I gotta get outta here... |
| 444 | -->'''Holly:''' I'll get the guns. |
| 445 | * Jon asks for a high-five. Jacques slaps Jon with a mouse-cursor hand... somehow. |
| 446 | --> '''Jon:''' ...well, if you say it like that, I mean I guess that's how it's gonna be. |
| 447 | * Jon's adorable/hilarious reaction to finding the Space Ace SNES game. He sounds like an excited four-year-old. |
| 448 | --> '''Jon:''' Issa Space Ace! Iss for the ''SUPER'' NINTENDO. Thank y - ''[drops the game on the floor]'' - ahhh! |
| 449 | * "It's Ace, our titular hero, Kimberly, the stereotypical damsel in distress, and Borf, the blue dude... he's fuckin' blue, [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext here's a list of tax receipts]]." |
| 450 | * [[http://youtu.be/wJPHu7tVlJQ Space]] [[Creator/ChristopherWalken Walken]]. |
| 451 | * '''"Hmm hmm?!"''' |
| 452 | ** "Hmm hmm. (''exasperated gasp'') '''''HMM HMM?!?'''''" |
| 453 | * The [[http://youtu.be/epbsT2mrR80 follow-up]]. |
| 454 | -->'''Jon''': No, I--! What kind of death sound is this? I-I can't even get over it! I think this is the absolute fastest a game has left me speechless. [[{{Angrish}} Literally, with the motherfuckin']] ''[[{{Angrish}} humming]]'' [[{{Angrish}} and the...]] ''[[BreathlessNonSequitur bring on the Mariachi band]]!'' [Music/FleshgodApocalypse - [[https://youtu.be/B2YDJDV8cZ4?si=bjiJ21xlb2mDg0dJ Embodied Deception]] plays while the background is set on fire] '''(angrily):''' That's not Mariachi! |
| 455 | * Jon about the animations you get when you die. |
| 456 | --> '''Jon:''' Here's a lollipop after your doctor's visit. Duh, you may have herpes, but it's... tastes like... cinnamon... |
| 457 | * "Space Maze! Eh, duh, ''Space Maze.''" [[VisualPun (Pictures of corn in space appear as a laugh track plays.)]] |
| 458 | * Jon's initial reaction to the Space Maze level in his ''VideoGame/SpaceAce'' review: he yells "JESUS, WE'RE GOING IN HARD, STRAP IN," puts on a [[Music/DaftPunk Guy-Man]] helmet (which makes a squeaky toy noise), and starts firing a toy laser while holding an Atari joystick as an alert sounds and screaming incoherently. |
| 459 | * Jon's reaction to seeing the "mutant bunnies" in the Barren Wasteland stage. |
| 460 | * '''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I GIVE UP THAT'S IT]]''' |
| 461 | ** [[AC:[[GraveHumor But I Didn't Die Though It Was A Joke]]]] |
| 462 | [[/folder]] |
| 463 | |
| 464 | [[folder:Top 20 SNES Games]] |
| 465 | * In the intro to the Top 20 SNES Games, Jon quickly goes from his usual demeanor to this: |
| 466 | -->'''Jon''': These are my Top 20 favorite, in no particular order, this is just the way they happen to fall on my ''[Climbs on table]'' '''[[SuddenlyShouting EMOTIONAL SCALE]], ''[[LargeHam AND YOU'RE GONNA ACCEPT I-]]''''' ''[Cue "Number 20" card]'' |
| 467 | * [[VideoGame/SuperMetroid SUPERMETROID]]? ONLYNUMBERTWELVEONDALIST? *cue a scene of a riot happening in a town* |
| 468 | ** It's the delivery of this line that really sells it. |
| 469 | * In his Top 10 SNES Games video, at the end of the ''VideoGame/{{EarthBound|1994}}'' part where he's talking about ''[=EarthBound=]'' as an experience. "I mean, look at ''VideoGame/HeavyRain''!" Cue yet another mockery of [[MemeticMutation Press X to Jason]], except the last one ''crashes''. And then [[BrickJoke it shows up again]] at the end of the ''VideoGame/SuperMarioRPG'' part. "So to cap it off, I'll just say-''[[CutawayGag Jason!]]''" |
| 470 | [[/folder]] |
| 471 | |
| 472 | [[folder:Kinect Star Wars]] |
| 473 | * Jon realizes that the game just might be too big to take on by himself. |
| 474 | --> '''Jon:''' Man, I don't think I can tackle this alone. You know who I need-- |
| 475 | --> '''Jirard:''' ''*Pops into frame, yelling*'' [[WebVideo/TheCompletionist THE COMPLETI]]-- |
| 476 | --> '''Jon:''' ''(leaps back)'' '''''AAAAH!!!''''' |
| 477 | --> '''Jirard:''' ''(startled)'' '''''AAAAH!!!''''' |
| 478 | * Jon's [[Film/Troll2 reaction]] to the Galactic Dance Off (set to "I'm Han Solo", with your player character ''actually being Han Goddamn Solo'') in Kinect Star Wars. He actually needed to check to see if this was real. |
| 479 | -->'''Singer:''' [[Music/JasonDerulo I'm feeling like a star, you can't stop my shine--]] |
| 480 | -->'''Jon''': [[BigOMG Oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!]] |
| 481 | ** It's even funnier when it turns out that ''this is the part of the game that he enjoys the most'', in spite of the backlash against the mini-game. |
| 482 | --->'''Jon''': Well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em! ''(starts dancing and grooving along to the song)'' |
| 483 | * Jon exploiting a part of the game where you can say "Xbox" to start it. |
| 484 | -->'''Jon''': ECHSBAX! ECHSBAX! I'm goddamn upstanding with this right now. ECHSBAX! |
| 485 | ** Followed by the unresponsive menu screen. |
| 486 | --->'''Jon''': How much did you say this Kinect thing was again? [[CrackIsCheaper $150]]? [[SarcasmMode No-yeah, it's a perfectly reasonable price; it's a good webcam]]. |
| 487 | [[/folder]] |
| 488 | |
| 489 | !!Others |
| 490 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ida4D2J_riM How to Play Counter Strike: Global Offensive]] |
| 491 | ** Upon earning an achievement, he recognizes the name: |
| 492 | --->'''Jon:''' Eye to Eye, that was a song from ''WesternAnimation/GoofTroop''. ''(gets killed)'' I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KILLED ME WHILE I WAS TALKING ABOUT ''GOOF TROOP''! |
| 493 | ** "Don't you, YOU CAN'T PASS. That's the line right? From the movie the Hobbit 2?" |
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