Line #4 Funny/SMG42024Bloopers


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2	[-'''Years''': [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers 2011-2017]] \| [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers2018Bloopers 2018]] \| [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers2019Bloopers 2019]] \| [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers2020Bloopers 2020]] \| [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers2021Bloopers 2021]] \| [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers2022Bloopers 2022]] \| [[Funny/SMG42023Bloopers 2023]] \| '''2024''' \
3	'''Arcs''': [[Funny/SMG4TheWaluigiArc The Waluigi Arc]] \| [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersTheRapperBobArc The Rapper Bob Arc]] \| [[Funny/SMG4TheAnimeArc The Anime Arc]] \| [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersTheYouTubeArc The [=YouTube=] Arc]] \| [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersGenesisArc Genesis Arc]] \| [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersRevelationsArc Revelations Arc]] \| [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersTheLawsuitArc The Lawsuit Arc]] \| [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersPuzzlevision PUZZLEVISION]]\
4	'''Movies''': Funny/MeggysDestinyAnSMG4Movie \| Funny/TheSMG4Movie10YearAnniversarySpecial \| Funny/SMG4MovieRevelations \| Funny/SMG4MovieItsGottaBePerfect \| Funny/SMG4MovieWesternSpaghetti \| Funny/SMG4MoviePuzzlevision\
5	'''Other''': [[Funny/WarOfTheFatItalians War of the Fat Italians]] \| ''Funny/GuardsNRetards'' \| Funny/TheAwesomeMario \| ''[[Funny/SunsetParadise Sunset Paradise]]'' \| ''Funny/SMG4Crew''-] ]]]]
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7	Unsurprisingly, [=SMG4=]'s videos are full of [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments opportunities for laughter]].
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9	* To see funny moments from episodes in the [[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersPuzzlevision Puzzlevision saga]], click [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersPuzzlevision here]].
10	* To see funny moments from WebAnimation/SMG4MoviePuzzlevision, click [[Funny/SMG4MoviePuzzlevision here]].
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12	'''Moment Subpages are Administrivia/SpoilersOff. Administrivia/YouHaveBeenWarned.'''
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16	[[foldercontrol]]
17	[[folder: Mario Opens a Can of Beans]]
18	* The whole episode is a ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' parody, complete with opening and closing credits based on that very show. And begins with a "remember the time when you..." flashback.
19	* The beans join the list of things that can't be opened by normal means.
20	* Meggy tries to think of an alternative to opening the forbidden chest. The most she can think of is an Inkling plush falling over into a bowl of ramen, resulting in an Error model replacing her head.
21	** Meggy swears on Cthulhu that if the boys tries to use the chest...but the scene transitions on her and she tries to drag the previous scene back in.
22	* The fact that Peter Griffin is apparently a powerful entity in this universe that our heroes keep trapped in a chest.
23	** And that his name was bleeped out so it could have meant anything. [=SMG4=] had to throw the bleep bar away when this punchline was revealed.
24	* Mario [[SuddenlyVoiced suddenly develops voice acting]] for a heartfelt plea to spare his beans. It doesn’t work.
25	* [=SMG3=] wonders what the deal with Peter and Mario was about. When told it's "Family Guy stuff", he admits it makes sense.
26	* At the end, it’s revealed that Peter and Mario ate from a can of beans Lois was storing the ashes of her mother in.
27	-->'''Lois:''' '''''[=PetaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHH=]--'''''
28	[[/folder]]
29	[[folder: You Used To Be Cool...]]
30	* The FailureMontage of Eggman trying to coach [=SMG3=] through being a villain:
31	** After a short rehearsal goes well, [=SMG3=] screws up a bank robbery by demanding they put the money in his ass. Birdo is happy to oblige, which makes [=SMG3=] collapse in on himself.
32	** [=SMG3=] successfully poisons a drink and stirs it with his finger, only to stupidly suck the residue off it once he's done. He crumples to the ground. To add insult to injury, the poisoned drink was for Swag, who isn't affected at all, complimenting the taste as being "[[NoodleIncident like how they served it in Vietnam]]".
33	** [=SMG3=] poorly vandalises the Mona Lisa with an advertisement for his cafe. Kaizo walks by and calls it disgusting, making [=SMG3=] cry.
34	** [=SMG3=] is tasked to steal a car. Too bad he ends up stealing Boopkins toy car right next to it. Cue the slowest police chase in the world.
35	* Boopkins’ reasons for joining Villains Anonymous? [[BrickJoke Revenge on [=SMG3=] for getting carjacked]] and a chance to make new friends. He’s promptly kicked out for the latter reason.
36	[[/folder]]
37	[[folder: CEO of Rizz]]
38	* While [=SMG3=] begs Miku to go back, he tells her that the only thing Boopkins did wrong was being a goddamn loser.
39	[[/folder]]
40	[[folder: [=REMASTERED64=]: Who Let the Chomp Out?]]
41	* Now when Mario’s wearing the Goomba mask, it’s attached to a Koopa shell he’s got on his head. Suffice to say this finally explains the [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Koopa freaking out in his underwear.]]
42	* The Goomba "mating call" now starts with Mario spinning around in front of a red void.
43	* Throughout the build up to the Chain Chomp's release, said Chain Chomp [[FunnyBackgroundEvent watches the plumbers screw around]]. It also has a silly closed mouth expression the whole time.
44	* Sadly due to [[ScrewedByTheLawyers copyright]], the original version of "Who Let The Dogs Out?" couldn't be used in the remaster. Luckily [=SMG4=] was able to get a similar version for it, unfortunately this version is sung by [[DreadfulMusician Toad]].
45	* Peach trying to run to turn off the stove, as in the original. This time, her Gmod model moves just like her n64 model moved waving arms and all.
46	* As with the Freddy's Spaghetteria remake, a lot of the facial expressions are taken up to eleven thanks to years of animation experience.
47	* This time Mario actually looks mad at the memory of Toad.
48	* After Mario refuses to help after the FourthWallPsych, he twirls around to the right before sticking his head into the ground.
49	* Peach looks incredibly unamused during Toad's UnsportsmanlikeGloating.
50	[[/folder]]
51	[[folder: [=SMG4=] News]]
52	* The entire episode is a riot of humor as [=SMGs=] 3 and 4 try to report the news... with disastrous results:
53	** The first segment involves [[SwappedRoles a bunch of firefighter cats trying to rescue Steve from a tree]]. If that wasn't absurd enough, then there's Hal Monitor "breaking [the scene] down to [=SMG4=]"... then [[ExactWords literally break-dancing]].
54	** [=SMG3=] trying hard to plug III's Coffee 'N Bombs store to gain more customers, even pulling an ''FNAF''-styled jumpscare. Even the ''headlines'' poke fun at his desperate attempts.
55	--->'''Chyron:''' Chief broadcaster determined to get dying store off the ground.
56	** The weather segment goes hilariously awry as well; Boopkins, the weatherman, takes a pity on an area with 73°F of temperature, so he waters it. Cue an EpicFail as the temperature jumps to '''160°F'''... or rather not, as [=SMG3=] is the culprit messing with the controls for fun. Their fight messes the weather monitor up so much that an unaware and horrified Fishy opts to commit suicide by jumping from the nearest window... from the ground level.
57	** [[HarmlessVillain Luigi and Whimpu as villains]]. Their "deeds" are quite funny, but Swagmaster incapacitating them by showing them pictures of sex [[CrossesTheLineTwice drives it into the stratosphere]].
58	** [=SMG3=]'s "special report". And by that, we mean the utter slander of [=SMG4=] by showing many of his videos to various haters. The part where gets to Saiko takes the cake:
59	--->'''Saiko:''' ''([[ComicalOverreacting on the verge of a meltdown]])'' "Poggers"... "Based"... "Cringe"... [[SelfDeprecation Shut the *** up!]]
60	*** Then we cut to Frankie and his father, and the former is so hopped up from [=SMG4=]'s videos that [=SMG3=] suggests ''[[OffingTheOffspring killing him off]]''. And it seems the dad ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice actually agrees]]'' with 3.
61	** Meggy's sports segment involves her interviewing a professional basketball star, so you can't blame her for being baffled when ''[[LazyBum Mario]]'' turns out to be said star. Even funnier is how the plumber got his title; swallowing a basketball, turning his into that of [[VideoGame/MarioTeachesTyping the floating Mario head]], and letting it float around dunking hoops under Meggy's [[WesternAnimation/TheSpongeBobSquarepantsMovie shocked]] face.
62	** Shroomy is reporting a traffic jam from above caused by [[BrickJoke Luigi and Whimpu]]... right in the path of Mario's head. [[ButtMonkey Poor Shroomy...]]
63	--->'''Shroomy:''' ''(as the helicopter crashes to the ground)'' TELL MY FAMILY I LOVE THEEEEEEM!
64	** [=SMG3=] going on the move with loads of misinformation. Highlights include:
65	*** First, he ruins the peace between the Teletubbies and Veggietale vegetables, who were originally reported to declare peace after [[DisproportionateRetribution a war involving the last cookie from a cookie jar]], by claiming that the Teletubbies went back on their promise. The two groups stare at each other, whip out weapons, and go back to try and tear each others' throats out.
66	*** When it's Rob's turn to report finance, he drives the scarecrow to suicide by claiming [[TakeThat Elon Musk bought out the Internet]].
67	*** Soon, [=SMG4=] gets back at the big jerk... by bankrupting his coffee shop with the claim of eternal free items.
68	** The coup de grace of an ending where [=SMG3=], angry over what [=SMG4=] did, kidnaps and drags the ''entire news station'' to space- and more precisely a black hole which swallows them all. The [=YouTuber=]'s hilarious DissonantSerenity sells it:
69	--->'''[=SMG4=]:''' ''(as Meggy and Fishy Boopkins don [[OhCrap horrified faces]])'' Oh hey that's us... Would you look at that?
70	[[/folder]]
71	[[folder: Trash Friends]]
72	* Mario [=BLJs=] into the trash, [=SMG4=] and [=SMG3=] try to follow him, but they're bad at [=BLJing=].
73	[[/folder]]
74	[[folder: The Day my Arm Went Psycho]]
75	* Meggy spritzing Mario.
76	-->'''Meggy:''' NEXT TIME, IT WON'T BE WATER!
77	* Tari's arm suddenly starts going crazy, resulting in it slapping Mario in response to him suggesting that she be a "super pizza maker", then launching Meggy through the ceiling into an airplane.
78	** When Tari runs off, Mario begs her not to do the "mario genocide run any%."
79	* When Tari’s Meta Runner arm, now named “Clench” comes to life, it starts describing her with details such as “stupid old” and “comes from ***” Turns out he (for whatever reason) isn’t allowed to remember where Tari comes from.
80	* The fact that Clench is only named as such in the subtitles after Tari officially gives him that name... and after he pesters her into giving it to him, when he could have easily told her "call me Clench" or something similar.
81	* Clench wants to start touching things now that he’s alive. Unfortunately for Tari, they’re in the bathroom and yes, he does feel the inside of the toilet bowl and nearly drowns. Only in an [=SMG4=] episode can a statement like that make sense.
82	* Clench’s hyperactive, annoying behavior in general.
83	** Clench accidentally spilling a hot tea kettle on Tari (and mistaking her screaming for her speaking French).
84	** Demonstrating the endless Swiss army features of Tari’s metarunner arm.
85	** Tari tries grabbing a tie with Clench and he spits it out like it was in his mouth.
86	** Clench getting eyeballs when he looks at the ducks.
87	* The job interview:
88	** Tari’s interviewing for some unspecified job at some unspecified office. And who’s the interviewer? [[VideoGame/BanjoKazooie Mumbo Jumbo.]]
89	** Clench insulting Mumbo to which the shaman replies, “please save the insults for the underlings”.
90	** Clench saying “I committed many murders!” Which Mumbo liked.
91	** Clench pulling off some seriously sick pen twirling ending in throwing the pen like a missile and shooting down a helicopter, which Mumbo also likes.
92	** Mumbo’s final test for the interview, having Bob come in and roast Tari. Clench claps back with a simple “who asked?”, which annihilates the Garo. Apparently murder is not over the line for Mumbo unless it’s his top employee.
93	*** The idea that Bob can get a job in finance yet lives in a literal dump.
94	* The billboard for 3’s Coffee and Bombs. Starting wage: 2 cents an hour!!!
95	* Clench transforming into a minigun and singing the ''Franchise/TransformersGeneration1'' theme in response to Tari's frustration to Mario refusing to apologize to the monkey that he angered. [[BewareTheNiceOnes Tari goes with it]].
96	[[/folder]]
97	[[folder:My First Ever Video Unnecessarily Remastered (and more!)]]
98	* At the very start, the original video is shown with no alterations. Tiny resolution, loud pinging sound and all. Then current day [=SMG4=] slides in and gives the camera an [[DisapprovingLook unimpressed look]]. It's almost as if Luke himself is acknowledging the original video being a huge source of OldShame for him. He then physically grabs the video and stretches it out to fit the video player (changing the footage from being filmed in ''VideoGame/SuperMario64'' to being filmed in ''VideoGame/GarrysMod'' in the process). [=SMG4=] then gives an approving nod before exiting stage left.
99	* [[RapidFireComedy The opening]] which includes [=SMG4=] changing Peach's letter to say "I baked your ass some cake, Get over here, fat boi!" complete with multiple {{Visual Pun}}s, Lakitu getting randomly hit by a plane, a flock of Heavies flying and squawking like birds and Mario getting stuck in the warp pipe before getting spat out.
100	* The ending of the remastered "The Cake is a Lie"; instead of Mario simply picking up Peach and throwing her like the original video, Mario grabs Peach's arm, then does a spin-throw on her, resulting in ATwinkleInTheSky. Mario then explodes, causing a WorldWreckingWave instead of just exploding into a coin. Toad celebrates, only to get killed by the explosion.
101	[[/folder]]
102	[[folder:SMG4 & SMG3 Design A Mascot Horror]]
103	* When the meme guardians try to figure out who their voice actor for Spanky should be, Mario suggests Boopkins. Cue a shot of Boopkins in a recording studio, yelling really loudly into a microphone and inexplicably exploding.
104	[[/folder]]
105	[[folder:SMG4 Doesn't Meme For 1 Second]]
106	* [=SMG4=] showing a meme to everyone is typical [=SMG4=] behavior. Him going as far as to emulate the meme ''during one of his friends' aunt's funeral''? Pure BlackComedy.
107	* "Your brain has almost completely rotted.". Cue a closeup of a pricelessly hilarious expression from [=SMG4=], complete with sparks flying from his head.
108	* With the gang completely out of ideas to cure his friends, Mario tries to come up with one. Let's just say [[GroinAttack the others were better off not hearing it]], especially when Mario has a large variety of NoodleImplements at the ready.
109	** Before Meggy mercifully brings his twisted ideas to a halt, his other friends' reactions are mostly consisting of pure horror (and in Saiko's case, [[CoverInnocentEyesAndEars outright covering Tari's ears]])... except for Luigi (who grumpily facepalms at his brother's stupidity) and [=SMG3=] (who is smiling in approval, implying he was going to ''condone'' this if Meggy hadn't shut Mario up).
110	* While the Glitchy Gang reacts in horror to "normal" [=SMG4=], [[GroinAttack Bob shoots Mr. Niceguy in the crotch]].
111	-->'''Meggy''': CHANGE [=SMG4=] -- [[MoodWhiplash Bob, that was way over the line]], {{what the hell\|hero}} -- CHANGE [=SMG4=] BACK TO NORMAL OR ELSE!
112	* The main antagonist, Mr. Niceguy, gloats that only those who have been lobotomized can enter the Lobotomy Storage room to get [=SMG4's=] missing lobe back. Mario, in less than five seconds, strolls in and come back out with it, [[BlackComedy essentially implying Mario is lobotomized]]. The deeply shocked-turned-disturbed faces on his friends is what sells it.
113	[[/folder]]
114	[[folder:Super Mario 64 Poorly Explained]]
115	* Peach's letter suddenly ending with "If you know what I mean" with Swag's face.
116	* Mario stripping a Lakitu to the bone with his Backwards Long Jump.
117	* Mario getting a star after decapitating Toad via kicked [=TV=].
118	* In Jolly Roger Bay, Unagi eats Mario, who promptly Captures him.
119	* Mario walking in on Bowser singing to Peach in Bowser in the Dark World...specifically Me So Horny. Mario claims he's got something very important to attend to and jumps into a nearby bomb.
120	* In Cool Cool Mountain, Mario dropping the baby Penguin off a cliff...set to audio of Master Oogway's death.
121	* Big Boo's Haunt has Mario summoning Luigi...and promptly using him to distract the Boos.
122	* In Shifting Sand Land, Klepto steals Mario's hat followed by his clothes leaving him in his boxers.
123	* In Lethal Lava Land, Mario sees Waluigi selling water, a Bully getting a bottle of water from a vending machine...and the volcano. Guess where Mario decides to go with LimitedAnimation.
124	* Mario getting beaten up by Handsome Squidward after encountering Mr. Krabs in Dire, Dire Docks.
125	[[/folder]]
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127	[[folder:Mario the Exploro]]
128	* Once again, [=SMG4=] and Mario are trapped in a Puzzlevision show… and once again, Mario is the animal sidekick.
129	* The duo’s goal is to visit [=SMG4=]’s parents. And they love him, unlike Mario’s, according to [=SMG4=].
130	** Once they do reach their destination, they only find an empty house. That’s when [=SMG4=] remembers he actually doesn’t have parents. They celebrate anyway.
131	* Mr. Puzzles and Mario performing surgery on [=SMG4=] after the latter got stabbed by Bob the Robber leads to the two of them arguing in Italian when Mario gives Mr. Puzzles a Spongebob popsicle instead of a saw. Then, when [=SMG4=] starts to deflate, Mario shoves the Spongebob popsicle into him, reviving him. Mr. Puzzles and Mario stare in astonishment at the fact that it actually worked, then they perform the WebAnimation/SpookyMonth dance to celebrate.
132	* After Mr. Puzzles makes his grand return and tells Mario and [=SMG4=] about his new plan, they... casually leave while barely acknowledging his existence, all while he's ''begging'' them to come back. Looks like the VillainDecay is already setting in.
133	[[/folder]]
134	[[folder:SMG4 Simulator]]
135	* The game starts off with Bob narrating, only to get his ass kicked when he calls [=SMG4=] a dumb hobo knockoff of Mario.
136	[[/folder]]

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