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1	* From "Batman Can't Stop Thinking About Sex", when Batman shoves a pair of Talia al Ghul's panties into Bane's face:
2	-->"You want a little? Which tube do you smell out of? [[GagEcho Now, you have my permission to cry]]."
3	** And when Bane deliberately sets up Batman to pull HehHehYouSaidX, he and Talia are surprised when he doesn't bite - turns out [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome the blood loss is making him lose focus]].
4	* After ([[EndingFatigue finally]]) making his HeroicSacrifice in "Batman Says his Goodbyes", Batman [[FakingTheDead suddenly reappears]] behind Gordon and Catwoman:
5	-->'''Batman:''' ''(to Catwoman)'' Hey, what are you doing for the next couple months? Wanna go to the same cafe in Italy with me every day and wait for my butler?
6	-->'''Catwoman:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Fuck this]]. ''(walks out)''
7	* After running several voices for his disguise by a criminal he's trying to impress (most of them impressions of actors or fictional characters), Batman loses his voice, producing his signature growling raspy voice. Shortly after releasing the criminal, he calls his butler:
8	-->'''Batman''': Alfred, I'm coming home! [{{beat}}] What do you mean, 'Who is this'? It's me, Bruce. [{{beat}}] [[FridgeLogic Who else has this number?]]
9	* After discovering that Batman has a host of inane fears, Scarecrow gives up and lights him on fire. To his dismay, Batman barely even notices.
10	-->'''Scarecrow:''' You're ''burning alive!'' This doesn't scare you?
11	-->'''Batman:''' Actually, it's kind of a relief. Just keep those Roombas away from me. They're like little electronic Alfreds. [[VerbalBackspace I mean nobody.]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Certainly not the butler who raised me.]]
12	* In the outtakes:
13	-->"Don't read from ''Literature/ATaleOfTwoCities'' at my funeral."
14	* Batman attempting to come up with a LineOfSightAlias in the outtakes for "Batman Vs. the Penguin":
15	-->'''Batman:''' My name is... Hampton... Hangingpork.\
16	'''Penguin:''' Hampton H - did you say that because there's a pig hanging next to me?\
17	''(Camera pans to reveal a pig corpse with a huge slit in its gut, cut to new take)''\
18	'''Batman:''' My name is... Hampton Hugevag.\
19	''(Everyone breaks up laughing)''
20	* Batman's extremely irrational fears.

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