Line #18 Funny/Zoofights


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3	[[folder:Zoofights I]]
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7	[[folder:Zoofights II]]
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11	[[folder:Zoofights III]]
12	* Float like a nazgul, sting like a FUCKING CROCODILE.
13	* A MOTHERFUCKING MARTIAN. OH SHIT SON.
14	* "Bastard shark is supported by blade-tipped mechanical legs, and belches a searing column of oily flames whenever it gets angry, which is all the time, because sometimes instead of feeding it plankton we just beat it with hammers and call it a shithead."
15	** Rage: 6/10 - he wants that plankton so fucking bad right now.
16	** Likes: plankton Dislikes: hammers
17	* [[http://zoofights.squarespace.com/zoofights-iii/?currentPage=6 WHY IS THIS HAPPENING I AM NOT A DRAGON]]
18	* [[BlackComedy A Cat With One Leg vs. An Orphan With A Sack Full of Cabbages]] [[BreadEggsMilkSquick And Cholera]]
19	* After his buildup as the glorious champion against [[DiscOneFinalBoss the thing in Vault 12]], the reveal of Bisontrain.
20	->[[ShapedLikeItself Size: AS BIG AS A TRAIN]]
21	->[[RammingAlwaysWorks Attack: TRAIN/10 – HE IS A TRAINS]]
22	->[[CaptainObvious Defence: TRAIN/10 – A TRAIN WITH A BISON ON IT]]
23	->[[LightningBruiser Speed: TRAIN SPEED/10 - GOES LIKE A TRAIN]]
24	-> Resilience: TRAIN/10 – TRAIN HARD. TRAIN TO WIN.
25	->[[BigDamnHeroes Evil: 0/10 – the nobility of A TRAIN]]
26	->[[LargeHam Rage: BISSOOOOOONNNNTRAAAAAAIIIINNNNNNN]]
27	->[[ArsonMurderandJaywalking Dislikes: Corners.]]
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31	[[folder:Zoofights IV]]
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33	* The very concept of [[JokeCharacter Wolfbike]]. It gets funnier when they show [[http://zoofights.squarespace.com/display/ShowImage?imageUrl=/storage/zoofights4_images/r2_f3/wolfpatrol.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1269871454494 the schematics for his upgrade]].
34	* After the Zoobikes' BigDamnHeroes moment against Elohim in the Royal Rumble, the camera pans for a moment to the Zoobikes' fourth member.... the utterly useless [[http://zoofights.squarespace.com/display/ShowImage?imageUrl=/storage/zoofights4_images/losers_rumble/12edit.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1270034982638 Bikebike]].
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38	[[folder:Zoofights V]]
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40	* During the final battle between Admiral Croctopus and Fists O'Batahan, the fight is interrupted when a ball of ice falls to earth. The heat of the atmosphere melts it, revealing... '''[[EnsembleDarkHorse WOLFBIKE!]]''' Unfortunately, he burns up in the atmosphere, and all that is left of him as he lands is a burning tire.
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44	[[folder:Zoofights VI]]
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46	* Any time a competitor is shown biting down on something. The faces they make are just [[http://zoofights.squarespace.com/storage/zoofights6/round1_fight3/9%20smaller.jpg too]] [[http://zoofights.squarespace.com/storage/zoofights6/round-1-fight-5/4c%20one%20size%20fits%20all.jpg good.]]
47	* A jar of frog piss is entered into the Royal Rumble. [[spoiler: It got a kill.]]
48	* The return of Zoofights III joke character A Cat With One Leg, [[TotallyRadical now wearing a backwards baseball cap and riding a skateboard.]]
49	* [[JumpCut "GUESS WHAT NOW THIS IS HAPPENING."]]
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Context Funny / Zoofights