| 1 | [[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ganon_selfie.png]] |
| 2 | [[caption-width-right:350:[[SocialMediaBeforeReason "I got it; I got the pic of a lifetime!"]]]] |
| 3 | |
| 4 | Arin and Danny play games from ''Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda'' franchise. Hilarity ensues. |
| 5 | |
| 6 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 7 | |
| 8 | [[folder:The Legend of Zelda]] |
| 9 | * Within the first two minutes of the first episode, Dan becomes stuck at the "Elimination" screen (after wiping old profiles), and starts getting frustrated trying to get back to the main menu. He hands the controller temporarily to Arin to get off of the screen. Arin gets back to the main menu within two seconds. |
| 10 | -->''({{Beat}})''\ |
| 11 | '''Dan:''' Oh. Well. You did it! ''Good!'' |
| 12 | ** Nooooo! C+C Music Factory!! |
| 13 | * [[http://youtu.be/MkwcIwUpSpg?t=6m30s RAISINS!]] |
| 14 | * "LOVE CHUNK!" |
| 15 | * '''SPIARMF''' |
| 16 | * Dan's dad gives him TheTalk while in the car. |
| 17 | -->''[Danny's dad turns down radio.]''\ |
| 18 | '''Dad''': 'Ey, Dan, do you know about... the sex?\ |
| 19 | '''Dan''': Yeah, I know.\ |
| 20 | '''Dad''': Okay!\ |
| 21 | ''[[[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain He turns the radio back up.]]]'' |
| 22 | * Danny's encounter with a [[TheUnintelligible Glaswegian.]] |
| 23 | * Arin and Danny imagining Gleeok (a dragon boss with multiple heads) having one head that's really smooth. '''"Sup baby..."''' |
| 24 | -->'''Hot Girl (whispering):''' How do I get you away from your brothers?\ |
| 25 | '''Sexy Gleeok Head:''' If only I knew. They've been cramping my style LITERALLY from the moment we were born... |
| 26 | * The closing of part 15. |
| 27 | -->'''Arin''': Next time on Game Grumps, more [[{{Jerkass}} dicks]]!\ |
| 28 | '''Danny''': [[ThatCameOutWrong Wait...]] |
| 29 | * [[AccidentalInnuendo "Thanks for the mushroom tip!"]] |
| 30 | * Barbie for Men: |
| 31 | -->'''Danny''': There's gotta be some way to fuck it! |
| 32 | * Arin and Danny's visit to the optometrist: |
| 33 | -->'''Arin''': Ya got carte blanche on mah poopils! |
| 34 | * Danny, regarding Dave Chappelle: |
| 35 | -->'''Danny''': Wow, his kid must be, like, [[CaptainObvious older now]], huh? ''({{Beat}})''\ |
| 36 | '''Arin''': Dan, you've done it! You've raised the bar for all human beings!\ |
| 37 | '''Danny''': I've done it. I've said the stupidest thing of all time. |
| 38 | [[/folder]] |
| 39 | |
| 40 | [[folder:The Legend Of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD]] |
| 41 | * The Grumps decide to name Link 'Buttlet' at the start of the game. |
| 42 | * Arin does a Michael Caine impression while reading the text in the opening scene. |
| 43 | * Arin, in character as Aryll, [[NoIndoorVoice screeches]] "'''BIG BROTHER!'''" into the mic, twice! Barry puts up an image of a [[SensoryAbuse hemorrhaging ear]] in response. |
| 44 | * Dan notices that Aryll's wobbly idle animation makes her seem drunk. |
| 45 | -->'''Drunk Aryll!Dan:''' I knew you'd be here...with that ''SLUT!'' |
| 46 | * The return of the Mister Wilson voice again: "GET OVER HERE!" |
| 47 | ** "DON'T TELL YOUR GRANDMA I'VE BEEN PUSHING SHARKS!!" |
| 48 | ** "My brother upstairs is very high strung. I LOVE FUCKING WITH HIM!" |
| 49 | *** "Keep thrusting!" |
| 50 | * "Pig air." |
| 51 | ** The art of Pig-nudging. |
| 52 | * In episode 3, Dan becomes a WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanet villain. |
| 53 | -->"[[ItMakesSenseInContext Burn the flowerbeds, there might be money underneath!]]" |
| 54 | ** "I told you to never interrupt me while I'm rich!" |
| 55 | * The Grumps discuss Grandma guilt tripping Link. And then imagining Link waving back at her, too far away to see her slumped onto the railing ''dead.'' |
| 56 | -->I'll be back real soon! |
| 57 | -->Well, I'll be ''dead'' real soon... |
| 58 | ** And on that note... |
| 59 | --->'''Danny!Tetra:''' [[NoSympathy She's dead, you know.]] |
| 60 | * [[ARareSentence "No conditioner is strong enough to tame the beastly Judaism that lies within."]] |
| 61 | * Arin and Danny (and Buttlet) reacting with absolute terror whenever they encounter a certain NPC with a massive loogie perpetually swinging from his nose. Danny calls him the ''real'' villain of the game. |
| 62 | * Link's [[UnusualEuphemism "Dinky-Dank."]] |
| 63 | * Arin's fart-mod idea. |
| 64 | * On more than one occasion, Danny makes some innuendos regarding Link and Medli. Arin's response a few times is "They are so ten!" |
| 65 | ** Also, when Princess Zelda is first revealed, Danny shouts, "Ohhhh! ...I would DESTROY her in bed. Stop. being. TEN!!" |
| 66 | * Arin and Danny attempting to sing Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar On Me"-- with a mouthful of peanut butter. |
| 67 | -->'''Dan''': ''Liffen'' |
| 68 | -->''Both Grumps crack up'' |
| 69 | * The constant three-syllable lyrics they keep making up for the Ballad of Gales. |
| 70 | ** ''IIIIIIII HAAAAAATE YOOOOOUUUU!'' |
| 71 | ** ''WHIIIIIIITES AAAAAARE BEEEEEEST!'' |
| 72 | ** ''SUUUUUUCK MYYYYYY DIIIIIIICK!'' |
| 73 | * In Part 10, after a series of {{emo}} jokes regarding Prince Komali... |
| 74 | -->'''Komali''': What? What is it, huh? Listen, you can stare all you want, but I'm not giving this to you. This is MY treasure. You Understand? I'm not going to just hand it over to some do-nothing guy, am I?\ |
| 75 | '''Arin''': I have done ''many'' things. I have watched my sister get kidnapped.\ |
| 76 | '''Danny''': Yeah, remember that time I gave you that letter?\ |
| 77 | '''Arin''': I have been shot out of a barrel.\ |
| 78 | '''Danny''': And also, the letter. That I gave you. Do you remember that?\ |
| 79 | '''Arin''': Do you remember when I ran in circles around your place, even though [[FailedASpotCheck I was told what to do]].\ |
| 80 | '''Danny''': And don't even get me started on that letter.\ |
| 81 | '''Arin''': I have done ''so'' many things!\ |
| 82 | '''Danny''': Practically everything that you can do for a person, involving that exact letter, that one time.\ |
| 83 | '''Arin''': And honestly, how could you forget about the letter. \ |
| 84 | '''Danny''': Yeah, you sonuvabitch.\ |
| 85 | '''Arin''': Deliver a letter to a guy, and what, this is the thanks I get?\ |
| 86 | '''Danny''': Yeah, unbelievable, unbelievable, un-FUCKING-believable! I am disgusted.\ |
| 87 | '''Arin''': I know, I know! That's what tiny, spoiled princesses - prince-princes. Princes?\ |
| 88 | '''Danny''': I never fully got what gender that thing was... |
| 89 | * From Part 12, when Arin explains his mastery of [[ItMakesSenseInContext The Penis Game.]] |
| 90 | -->'''Arin:''' Have you ever played the [[ThatCameOutWrong penis game?]]\ |
| 91 | '''Danny:''' (confused) [[JustForFun/IThoughtItMeant Uh...that depends.]] |
| 92 | ** Then Arin proves his mastery of the game by shouting "PENIS" as loud as he possibly could. |
| 93 | * Sexy Grump Tips, complete with logo. |
| 94 | -->Just the tips![[note]]Never did distinguish if it was the dinky dank tips or the tip of their tip iceberg.[[/note]] |
| 95 | * The end of part 15 where Dan and Arin freak out over the second Deku Tree's appearance, and it being covered in Chuchus. |
| 96 | -->'''Danny:''' Get that man a Stridex pad! |
| 97 | * At the end of part 16, they turn Buttlet into a SassyBlackWoman (ItMakesSenseInContext...sort of). |
| 98 | * After King of Red Lions is done [[BilingualDialogue talking to Jabun]], they make a joke about Red Lions complaining that [[HeroicMime Link]] didn't back him up. "And ''where'' were ''you'' during that?!" |
| 99 | * In Part 29 Danny and Arin start making 'Will Smith is Gay' jokes, and to avoid trouble, Danny suggests that Barry replace all instances of "Will Smith" with "Barney Rubble" and all instances of "Gay" with "Fred Flintstone's friend". Arin responds with hysterical laughter. |
| 100 | ** During the same episode, Arin points out the boss is called Godan. Danny replies, "Oh! That's cool, because, my favourite thing to do is slap the shit out of people with my giant hands!" |
| 101 | ** Danny, who couldn't take it anymore, tells Barry to ''edit out the entire episode.'' |
| 102 | * When Aryll is rescued, "But, big brother! What about my dance recital?!" |
| 103 | ** "I'm so sad...wait, I'M HAPPY!!" |
| 104 | * Danny's dwindling patience with the King of Red Lions. |
| 105 | -->''[while trying to get into the Forsaken Fortress under cannon fire]'' Jesus, King of Boats, do something!... Like, every time you're just talking to him and there's nothing at stake, he's like "I'm the King of the Red Lions!" But when you, [[LikeIsLikeAComma like,]] need his help, he's like "What do you want from me? I'm just a boat!" |
| 106 | ** After Buttlet gets his...well, butt handed to him by Phantom Ganon: |
| 107 | --->'''Danny:''' ''[contemptuously]'' Where were you on that one, ''Boat?'' |
| 108 | * Arin becoming distracted during the battle with the Helmaroc King by his awfully nice neon tail. |
| 109 | * Ganondorf's voice Arin gives him- he sounds a bit like Foghorn Leghorn. |
| 110 | ** Also, Buttlet's reaction to TheReveal- "MAH GOODNESS!" |
| 111 | * At the end of part 36, [[http://youtu.be/6psC7RtzJ7M?t=11m30s Danny and Arin's minds get blown by a discussion about fate.]] |
| 112 | -->"Sorry." |
| 113 | * Arin and Danny's reaction to the Queen of the Fairies hitting on Buttlet. |
| 114 | * After numerous episodes of [[ShipperOnDeck shipping Link and Medli]], [[https://youtu.be/dOcVQCEvxGo Part 40]] starts with Arin and Dan being creeped out by her bird legs when she is doing an almost stereotypical "Girl sitting sexily on a boat". They include funny bird noises. |
| 115 | * With only a minute to get the the power bracelets out of the volcano, Arin is confident he has enough time. Danny on the other hand says they need Grant in the room to tell him he hasn't got a fucking chance. |
| 116 | * The end of part 42? Their first encounter with [=ReDeads=]. |
| 117 | -->''*Coffins start opening to reveal the [=ReDeads=]*''\ |
| 118 | '''Arin:''' Ohhhh God. Oh no. [[OhCrap These are]]...\ |
| 119 | '''Danny:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, this is fine. This is fine.]] You just sit tight, bird girl.\ |
| 120 | '''Arin:''' These are [=ReDeads=]...\ |
| 121 | '''Danny:''' Oh shit. Alright, you know what? Let's fight them next time on Game Grumps.\ |
| 122 | '''Arin:''' Oka--\ |
| 123 | ''*[=ReDead=] shrieks and starts to advance*''\ |
| 124 | '''Danny and Arin:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH--''*Episode ends*'' |
| 125 | * Arin and Danny making Medli into a StalkerWithACrush, and complaining that she and Buttlet were in "Yearbook Club" together. |
| 126 | * Part 48: The "last step" before the Master Sword is finished... |
| 127 | -->'''Arin''': Yo, you gotta SHARPEN it! ''(Dan laughs)'' Shit's dull as fuck!\ |
| 128 | '''Dan''': It's a spoon! |
| 129 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAQyz_TQHgA Arin's return to the game after a seven month hiatus.]] HilarityEnsues. |
| 130 | * Arin and Danny pointing out how Link has faced mortal peril, Redeads, etc, but it's ''slipping on ice'' that makes him start panicking. |
| 131 | * [[http://youtu.be/2x5gk2Y3TTM?t=11m Dan confusing]] Creator/BillOReilly with someone else. |
| 132 | * [[http://youtu.be/topYlNS0I9A?t=5s Part 51 begins]] with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lx0OaAfkNyc new]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RwhAS1MLPs animation]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBOAfsQzf0U material]] for [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa_Mp1VOHiZLwmuQQPbdT4g Corax.]] |
| 133 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=topYlNS0I9A&t=2m Yell-vis]]. All of it. |
| 134 | -->'''Danny:''' YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG!! ''(Arin laughs so hard he starts wheezing)'' |
| 135 | ** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmA2kARoR14 Dan's wish]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul2k0AYV9sk comes true!]] |
| 136 | * Arin [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=topYlNS0I9A&t=4m14s reads Fado's dialogue]] in the manner of WesternAnimation/AdventureTime's Lumpy Space Princess. |
| 137 | * [[CutShort Imagine the game ending]] after [[http://youtu.be/G2QLT7g6Vx4?t=1m41s playing the Wind God's Aria at the Wind Temple.]] |
| 138 | * Link's Control Melody face [[http://youtu.be/y6ArRUy-2cE?t=5s resembles squishy cloud playing.]] |
| 139 | * Danny audibly ripping a pair of raggedy blue jeans so badly he has to throw them out. They get a ''posthumous dedication'' at the end of the episode. |
| 140 | * The FridgeLogic of [[http://youtu.be/y6ArRUy-2cE?t=4m54s Makar stuck in a prison he could easily escape.]] |
| 141 | * [[http://youtu.be/nc-bLhrDcAE?t=5m35s The Grumps remember]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDdOw18gDSM the model]] from [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq_d8VSM0nw the JJ Icefish video.]] |
| 142 | * Arin failing to beat a MiniBoss - expected. [[http://youtu.be/gkkujsEZI6A?t=8m56s Arin failing after mishandling his fairy]]- ''still'' expected. |
| 143 | ** Even funnier because they weren't mishandling a fairy. What they had in the bottle was actually the Forest Firefly, which is only used to upgrade the Pictobox. Unfortunately, Arin wasted it by dying after releasing the firefly and then saving his progress instead of a soft reset, evicting it from his bottle for the rest of the playthrough. |
| 144 | * "Next time on Game Grumps, we're gonna have outselves a ho-down!" |
| 145 | * Arin and Danny notice that the trees Makar plants have smiley faces and begin joking about them. |
| 146 | * The return of Sassy Statues. "HAY GURL!" "How's my hair?!" |
| 147 | * Danny reciting the lyrics to "Work Bitch" by Britney Spears: |
| 148 | -->'''Danny''': We're- we're not even at verse two yet! |
| 149 | -->'''Arin''': Are you serious? |
| 150 | -->'''Danny''': Yup. You-you fucking think emotions this complex- ''(Arin and Danny both giggle)'' - can be fucking expressed in one verse?! |
| 151 | -->'''Arin''': Jesus, I didn't know this was a Robert Frost poem! |
| 152 | * When Danny finishes reading, Arin says, "Maya Angelou, eat your heart out." |
| 153 | * Arin's [[OhCrap reaction]] when he finds out Floor Masters can throw bombs back at you. |
| 154 | * [[http://youtu.be/6nwr-hfcj94?t=25s Arin creates a new character- a humble rapper from Minnesota.]] |
| 155 | * [[http://youtu.be/6nwr-hfcj94?t=17m07s Arin first flight up the wind tunnel]] followed by [[GravityIsAHarshMistress his first sudden drop.]] |
| 156 | * Arin absolutely gushing over [[RidiculouslyCuteCritter Makar's cuteness]] and his "jingly-jangle" as he waddles around. He even asks for someone to make "Super Makario". Cue [[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/641362 the Newgrounds submission!]] |
| 157 | * [[http://youtu.be/6nwr-hfcj94?t=20m50s A joke about touching junk]] brings up [[CallBack a certain club...]] |
| 158 | * [[http://youtu.be/6nwr-hfcj94?t=36m30s Dan describes a certain group of enemies.]] |
| 159 | -->A little pinata field of gross eyeball monsters. |
| 160 | * [[http://youtu.be/6nwr-hfcj94?t=43m40s Arin gets so close, then very, very far.]] [[AffectionateGestureToTheHead Well done, Raptor, well done.]] |
| 161 | * [[http://youtu.be/6nwr-hfcj94?t=51m Dan recalls someone who called email "electronic mail."]] |
| 162 | * Arin's constant OhCrap attitude during his fight with Molgera. |
| 163 | * "Here's Work Bitch by Britney Spears." |
| 164 | * After a fast forward, [[http://youtu.be/9-HWeWdjt1U?t=6m the King of Red Lions yawns out of boredom.]] |
| 165 | * [[http://youtu.be/9-HWeWdjt1U?t=9m50s Arin's impression of Kat Von D.]] |
| 166 | ** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hASD4lN8Pa0 Continued in next episode's opening.]] |
| 167 | * [[http://youtu.be/hASD4lN8Pa0?t=10m20s Googly-eyed Link amuses Arin.]] |
| 168 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0OwgJnq9D8&t=5m13s "Hello, practice children!"]] |
| 169 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd73sOF_HkE&t=8m25s Arin's sheer, unbridled rage]] when he finds out that the first Joy Pendant he gives to Mrs. Marie doesn't count towards the 20 that she wants. And he just so happened to have exactly 20. |
| 170 | -->"You're a teacher! One plus nineteen is ''FUCKING TWENTY!''" |
| 171 | * [[http://youtu.be/vd73sOF_HkE?t=2m22s How the hell he survive that jump?]] |
| 172 | * [[http://youtu.be/StF30Zwi6e8?t=12m45s Link's butt holds a lizardman.]] |
| 173 | * Creator/BillyMays here. [[http://youtu.be/zTzYQH5l24w?t=15s You got magic on your wand?]] |
| 174 | * After lifting a rock, [[http://youtu.be/zTzYQH5l24w?t=4m40s Dan & Link are as surprised as you are.]] |
| 175 | * [[http://youtu.be/zTzYQH5l24w?t=7m25s That one time you sip cappucino...]] |
| 176 | ** [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Music/Sublime Followed by Dan explaining the process of sublimation.]] |
| 177 | * [[IKnewIt Sooner or later,]] the [[BringMyBrownPants shart-happy Grumps]] would [[http://youtu.be/zTzYQH5l24w?t=12m30s make this joke.]] |
| 178 | ** [[http://youtu.be/uHEEFxMB-tU?t=3m After discussing intelligently charts and shards,]] [[NotSoAboveItAll they regress.]] |
| 179 | * TheTeaser with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJpqsioTgck Arin shopping for Hyoi Pears.]] |
| 180 | * [[https://youtu.be/uHEEFxMB-tU?t=3m55s Arin's inability]] to do the "one smart fellow" tongue twister. Even at a ''very'' slow pace. |
| 181 | * [[http://youtu.be/TCmwugXbcLo?t=8m42s Asian men of a certain age are very into]] [[AtomicFBomb FUCK YEAH]] Triforce Shard. |
| 182 | ** Dan's complete story about DDR and the Grumps' reactions. |
| 183 | ** Followed by their take on Game Gear ads, ending with their surprised reaction to a giant pig. |
| 184 | ---> WHOA! Did you eat the woman that used to be here? |
| 185 | * Part 66 has two in a row: |
| 186 | ** [[http://youtu.be/Aw_4_xef3VU?t=9s After meeting a large pig,]] they doubt the game will let Buttlet lift them. A few seconds later, the pig farmer asks him to do just that. So... |
| 187 | -->'''IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? IS THIS IT?''' |
| 188 | ** [[http://youtu.be/Aw_4_xef3VU?t=2m19s On the subject of Link lifting heavy objects]], Arin and Danny [[BigHeadMode have fun with the Stone Head]]. |
| 189 | -->Mmm. Nice land we got here. |
| 190 | * This conversation when Danny mentions a fairy heals Buttlet's grandma: |
| 191 | -->'''Danny:''' Oh, I think you just- you just need to give her a fairy. |
| 192 | --> '''Arin:''' Why w- why would I waste a fairy on my grandma? |
| 193 | --> '''Danny:''' Goddamn dude! |
| 194 | --> '''Arin:''' -I'm trying to save the world! |
| 195 | --> '''Danny''': Well, it says that she'll give you soup! |
| 196 | -->''(They both laugh)'' |
| 197 | --> '''Arin:''' OH SHIT! |
| 198 | --> '''Danny:''' So there's that. |
| 199 | --> '''Arin:''' I GOTTA GET SOME FUCKIN' FAIRIES, DUDE! |
| 200 | * "Yeah, I'm about to go fight the Lord of all evil, I'm totally safe." |
| 201 | * Immediately after Arin picks up right where he left off at the start of the game and starts making dead Grandma jokes...again. And they're just as horribly hilarious as before. |
| 202 | * Arin setting his sights on the giant Rupee wallet, only to give up ''instantly'' once he realizes he has no clue to get past a broken bridge. |
| 203 | * Arin and Danny joking about Buttlet getting spam in his mailbox. "I am a Prince, from Nigeria! All we need is your bank account information!" |
| 204 | * [[http://youtu.be/pyTKQZ9-lew?t=7m17s Arin discovers]] an [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Music/Enya Enya]] song. |
| 205 | * The use of the [[Series/ReadingRainbow Reading Rainbow]] fanfare whenever they get a Triforce piece in Part 68. |
| 206 | * [[http://youtu.be/jhMn4rs9nF8?t=10m10s Suzy told Arin who told Danny...]] |
| 207 | * Dan pointing out that ''falling into lava'' only loses you about a quarter of a heart. |
| 208 | * Arin finally decides to use grandma's soup. When Link finishes it, he makes a spitting noise like the soup was ''disgusting.'' |
| 209 | -->'''Grandma!Dan:''' It's made with [[NutritionalNightmare real shoe!]] |
| 210 | -->'''Grandma!Arin:''' It's made with [[ImAHumanitarian your grandpa!]] |
| 211 | -->'''Dan:''' ''[[{{Squick}} Aughh!]]'' |
| 212 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2BquXi8M5s&t=9m30s Arin bungling the Earth Temple revisited challenge]] by bumping into walls when he has a petrified Dark Chu Chu weighting down a switch to keep a section of stairs lowered. He takes too long because of his mistakes and gets right on the stairs as the Chu Chu unfreezes and moves off the switch. |
| 213 | --> ''(stars begin closing up and Link crashes backwards into the rising walls)'' |
| 214 | --> '''Both Grumps''': '''[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!]]''' |
| 215 | --> ''(Link [[IMeantToDoThat miraculously]] gets raised up on the platform by the fringe of the last stair)'' |
| 216 | --> '''Both Grumps''': '''[[BigYes YEAAAAAAAHHH!!!]]''' |
| 217 | * [[http://youtu.be/W2BquXi8M5s?t=1m52s Arin gives material for a remix.]] |
| 218 | ** BrickJoke: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olTVByaEe-0 Em-One]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAUOkHnbpbk oddboy18]], both [=YouTube=] artists that Arin [[ColbertBump name-checked]], delivered a remix! |
| 219 | * GoodBadBugs or UnintentionalUncannyValley? [[http://youtu.be/W2BquXi8M5s?t=14m28s You Decide!]] |
| 220 | * [[http://youtu.be/TFwjbkPnaPI?t=12m25s Danny tells Barry he loves him.]] |
| 221 | * [[http://youtu.be/UsYsRRiYO5c?t=5m44s Danny notices an entrance resembles Goofy.]] |
| 222 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bl70-LJsKo The Grumps discover the selfie function of the Pictobox.]] |
| 223 | -->'''Arin:''' ''[playing with Buttlet's facial expressions]'' Wel-come back! To Game Grumps--''[[ItMakesSenseInContext NNNGGGGHH!]]'' |
| 224 | ** [[http://youtu.be/-sricGq5A3g?t=24m47s Becomes even more funny in the finale when Arin]] [[SkewedPriorities insists on]] [[SocialMediaBeforeReason taking selfies]] [[TooDumbToLive with Ganondorf]]. At that point even Danny decides he's finally gone too far with it. |
| 225 | ---> '''Arin:''' Hold on. Hold on. ''*Equips the pictobox*''\ |
| 226 | '''Danny:''' NO! ''Don't take a selfie right now!''\ |
| 227 | '''Arin:''' I gotta--I gotta--\ |
| 228 | '''Danny:''' There's no time!\ |
| 229 | '''Arin:''' I gotta make sure--\ |
| 230 | '''Danny:''' '''''Come on, Arin!''''' ''*Ganondorf slashes Buttlet*''\ |
| 231 | '''Arin:''' I gotta make sure I get this one! ''*Ganondorf slashes Buttlet again*'' This is gonna be great.\ |
| 232 | '''Danny:''' You are such an asshole.\ |
| 233 | '''Arin:''' This is gonna be great on the mantle!\ |
| 234 | '''Danny:''' You're losing fuckin' precious life that you can't get back!\ |
| 235 | '''Arin:''' Come the fuck on, it's Ganondorf! When am I ever going to see Ganondorf again!?\ |
| 236 | '''Danny:''' What are you, a Japanese tourist!? ...That was racist, I'm sorry.\ |
| 237 | '''Arin:''' Alright here we go, here we go, here we go, uh--DONE! ''*Snaps a selfie of Buttlet with Ganondorf about to slash him yet again*''\ |
| 238 | ''*Arin and Danny lose it and then scream as the game resumes and they are slashed...again.*''\ |
| 239 | '''Arin:''' I got it! I got the pic of a lifetime!\ |
| 240 | '''Danny:''' Oh my god, that's hilarious. It's like a dude on a boat smiling as, like, a great white shark, like, jaws open flies up behind him. |
| 241 | * Arin ''and'' Danny having [[TrialAndErrorGameplay tons of in-game trouble]] merely understanding that Phantom Ganon's sword pommel tip falls in the direction of the door Link is supposed to go through once the enemy disappears. This confusion lasts for ten minutes and is only worsened when they check an online [[{{Walkthrough}} guide]] on [[http://www.zeldadungeon.net/Zelda09-the-wind-waker-walkthrough-14.php zeldadungeon.net]], but it [[GuideDangIt doesn't specify]] ''which'' end of the sword. A renowned StrategyGuide that is known for ''detailed information''. The writer did not explicitly address the sword's handle as the important part, and just generalized it as the ''[[TutorialFailure tip]]''. The guide doesn't even say anything like "the part of the sword you can hold". Arin got this unclear statement turned around and interpreted it as referring to the '''[[EpicFail blade]]''' tip. |
| 242 | * Arin's DramaticReading [[http://youtu.be/-sricGq5A3g?t=2m59s of Ganondorf.]] |
| 243 | ** Later, [[http://youtu.be/-sricGq5A3g?t=19m43s Dan joins in as Buttlet.]] |
| 244 | ** [[RuleOfThree The trend continues]] [[http://youtu.be/-sricGq5A3g?t=30m when they voice the King of Red Lions.]] |
| 245 | * [[http://youtu.be/-sricGq5A3g?t=16m22s Arin's pseudo-hard attempt to get health]] fully knowing [[TheEasyWayOrTheHardWay there's an easier way above him.]] |
| 246 | * This conversation: |
| 247 | -->'''Arin''': I love his expressions! Wish I could take a selfie right now. |
| 248 | --> '''Danny''': It's sword! |
| 249 | -->'''Arin''': It's not a sword, it's Zelda! Zelda fuckin rocks! |
| 250 | --> '''Danny''': Oh! That makes more sense. |
| 251 | --> '''Arin''': Look at her, she's like, "I'm gonna use the fuckin sword" or whatever it's called. Yeah, she's winking at me. |
| 252 | --> '''Danny''': Very subtly, though. |
| 253 | --> ''(Arin and Danny laugh at Buttlet's expression)'' |
| 254 | --> '''Arin''': Oh my god, that was the most like- "Yeah!" |
| 255 | --> '''Danny''': ''(sultry voice)'' Abso-fuckin-lutely! |
| 256 | * Doubles as a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}, Danny and Arin's [[WouldntHitAGirl indignation]] over Ganondorf knocking out Zelda. |
| 257 | ** Also, [[ShipperOnDeck Danny is happy at the idea of Buttlet and Zelda holding hands.]] |
| 258 | * "We have a ship!" "I AM a ship!" |
| 259 | * [[http://youtu.be/-sricGq5A3g?t=32m40s The commentary during the ending]]-a mixture of CallBack, RunningGag, and LampshadeHanging. |
| 260 | * [[http://youtu.be/-sricGq5A3g?t=40m The wind will guide us!]] |
| 261 | [[/folder]] |
| 262 | |
| 263 | [[folder:Zelda II: The Adventure of Link]] |
| 264 | * [[http://youtu.be/97uf-WXe7Eo?t=8m22s Part 1]], Arin questions the short, vague dialog of [=NPCs=]. |
| 265 | -->'''Arin''': (''Reading the dialog of a child in game'') Get candle in Parapa Palace. Go West.\ |
| 266 | '''Arin''': Is it just a rule that everyone has to talk in twitter? |
| 267 | * [[http://youtu.be/vWmDqeV9gLM?t=1m53s The temple gargoyles don't recommend you go in there.]] |
| 268 | * Arin keeping count of the repetitive knife weasels you fight, in response to Danny praising the game's variety of enemies (in defense of the game, and Danny, he was just in one of the handful of rooms where those enemies infinitely spawn) |
| 269 | * During Part 2 in the first temple, Danny runs into a ''really'' [[http://youtu.be/vWmDqeV9gLM?t=10m37s hyperactive Bubble.]] |
| 270 | -->'''Danny:''' YAH! ''(struck by the Bubble)'' Jesus! |
| 271 | -->'''Arin:''' Jesus Christ! What the fuck!? |
| 272 | -->'''Danny:''' What is your problem!? |
| 273 | -->''(Arin starts laughing)'' |
| 274 | -->'''Danny:''' Goddamn, dude!! |
| 275 | -->''(the Bubble makes another pass and gets him again)'' |
| 276 | -->'''Danny:''' AAH!! Fuck!! |
| 277 | -->'''Arin:''' ''(Arin's laughter buckles into coughing)'' God.. |
| 278 | -->'''Danny:''' Fuck that guy...! Wow! |
| 279 | -->'''Arin:''' ''([[MotorMouth in a fast-talking voice]])'' MYBROTHERSTOLDMETHATIWASTOOSLOWTHATIWASTOOSLOW!! |
| 280 | -->''(Danny giggles)'' |
| 281 | -->'''Arin:''' SOIFIGUREDMAYBEI'DGOFASTERTHANMYBROTHERSANDTHEYWON'TCALLMESLOWANYMORE!! |
| 282 | -->'''Danny:''' He is definitely like the athlete of the family. |
| 283 | * "If all else fails, use fire.... just like I did to all my furniture." |
| 284 | * In [[https://youtu.be/lb4mKOpju9s?t=7m38s Part 3]], when the Grumps encounter the game's [[MemeticMutation most notorious NPC]]: |
| 285 | --> '''Villager''': I am Error. |
| 286 | --> *{{Beat}}* |
| 287 | --> '''Danny and Arin''': (almost simultaneously) ...well. (cue Dan cracking up) |
| 288 | * [[http://youtu.be/vWmDqeV9gLM?t=9m Link decides against fighting the temple boss.]] |
| 289 | * Part 4- Kevin's description of the video: |
| 290 | -->[[SincerityMode SEIZURE WARNING: For those sensitive to bright flashing lights look away or skip 8:27- 8:28]] |
| 291 | --> |
| 292 | -->[[MoodWhiplash I'M BATMAN.]] |
| 293 | * [[http://youtu.be/TgUQ61uaikk?t=9m25s In Part 5]], Danny tries to demonstrate an enemy's attack pattern, only for the game to defy him in the best way possible: |
| 294 | -->'''Danny:''' Like, he'll walk away, but as soon as you're like (''jumps down onto the enemy's level, and the enemy keeps walking away,'' [[GoodBadBugs through a wall]]) okay, bad example... |
| 295 | * In Part 8, they struggle to find a way to wrap up the episode, so Danny just asks Kevin to put up the video of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUct7ZmTJIU party favor baby]], resulting in another TakeThat at WebVideo/RayWilliamJohnson (the first being in the Strider 2 playthrough). |
| 296 | -->'''Danny:''' Uh, Kevin, uh, fuckin'...give us, uh...party favor baby. |
| 297 | -->''(Video plays as the two keep talking)'' |
| 298 | -->'''Arin:''' ...Party fa-?''(laughs)'' |
| 299 | -->'''Danny:''' Yeah! |
| 300 | -->'''Arin:''' What are we, fuckin' Ray William Johnson now? |
| 301 | -->'''Danny:''' Let's to it! |
| 302 | -->'''Arin:''' ''(In a mocking voice)'' Check out this great video of a baby getting scared by a party blower! WOOAAAH! That was insane! Did you see that babies reaction!? It was like "WHAAAAAAA?" |
| 303 | -->'''Danny:''' ''(laughs)'' "I'm rich!" |
| 304 | -->''(Both laugh)'' |
| 305 | * "I'VE GOT THE CHILD!!" |
| 306 | * Part 12 opens with Arin wasting no time: |
| 307 | -->'''Danny:''' Hello!\ |
| 308 | '''Arin:''' ''(in reference to an NPC carrying water on her head)'' [[{{Pun}} She's a pothead.]] \ |
| 309 | '''Danny:''' Oh, bro, goddammit. Is that the fastest we've ever made an ''amazing'' joke?\ |
| 310 | '''Arin:''' She's like, "Yes, actually I do smoke a lot of weed."\ |
| 311 | '''Danny:''' You were like, episode start, "I've got a zinger!"\ |
| 312 | '''Arin:''' ''Time!'' |
| 313 | * Danny and Arin keep finding themselves [[EarWorm singing along with the palace theme]], which eventually leads to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzctKsAIGQg&t=06m19s this little gem]] in episode 14, in which Danny sings about running Game Grumps and then [[VerbalBackspace backs up to add that Arin is also part of it]]. |
| 314 | * Near the end of episode 15, Arin tries to close it out before Danny asks for another minute, leading to a few LemonyNarrator moments from their editor, Kevin. |
| 315 | --->'''Danny''': Sorry, Kevin.\ |
| 316 | '''Kevin''': (''How could you!?!'')\ |
| 317 | '''Danny''': Yeah, say something! With your fucking blue text.\ |
| 318 | '''Kevin''': (''I'm hungry.'')\ |
| 319 | '''Arin''': Ooh, what're you gonna do? [[TemptingFate Erase the episode?]] (''Kevin [[InterfaceScrew starts doing just that]]'') Please don't. |
| 320 | * In Part 17, Arin [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpfJlo1Rz6w&t=9m30s expresses how much he finds the Link doll extra lives creepy]] while setting himself up to receive 50 perler bead Link dolls in the mail. |
| 321 | * Danny constantly calling Barba "Barbara" and then finishing off his boss battle by making Link duck and kiss his nose before he explodes. |
| 322 | * Part 21: Danny enters [[ThatOneLevel The Great Palace]]. It doesn't take long for hilarity to ensue, whether from Arin and Danny freaking out over the new enemies or getting sidetracked by the many dead ends. |
| 323 | * Part 22: Danny uncharacteristically freaks the fuck out at a troublesome obstacle. |
| 324 | -->'''Danny:''' ''(absolutely irate)'' '''WOULD YOU BREAK, YOU FUCKING BLOCK!?!''' |
| 325 | ** [[https://youtu.be/z1zaZo_19fY?t=4m50s Arin jokes about the Bots]] (the slime monsters) dropping down into pits to become one giant slime monster. Eventually, they run into [[https://youtu.be/z1zaZo_19fY?t=7m26s just that]]. |
| 326 | * Danny and Arin joking about the name of the armored bird knights, "Fokka", sounding a little too much like Arin's [[AtomicFBomb favorite]] word. Even funnier, Arin unintentionally got their names right on a wild guess. |
| 327 | * After all the crap the Great Palace has given them, Danny beats the game two minutes into the finale. |
| 328 | ** When Link takes the Triforce back to Zelda, both Arin and Danny gently coax her into waking up, which eventually turns into them calling to her like she was a trained dog. |
| 329 | ** Speaking of dogs they comment on how the curtain drops over Link and Zelda's heads just to obscure their kiss. |
| 330 | -->'''Danny:'''Yeah, yeah. Like the curtain draws up and they're just fuckin' doggy style. Like super hard "\ |
| 331 | [[/folder]] |
| 332 | |
| 333 | [[folder:The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past]] |
| 334 | * They name their character "Smeef," an Inherently Funny Word. |
| 335 | ** He is a descendant of Spiarmf and Scrumf from their previous Zelda play-throughs. |
| 336 | ** The other two save files are named Danny and FARTS!. Danny invites the viewer to guess which one belonged to Arin. |
| 337 | * Apparently, Dan never knew you could [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential hurt the Cucco]], let alone [[VideoGameCrueltyPunishment what happens]] [[LaserGuidedKarma when you do so]]. Arin, [[MagnificentBastard of course]], tells him to do so. [[https://youtu.be/4GQXoNvRL8w?t=11m43s The result]] [[OhCrap is]] [[HilarityEnsues priceless.]] |
| 338 | -->'''Danny: '''OH GOD NO!! OH GOD! OH JESUS! Ah, really?! This happens? Oh, it's the ''chickenpocalypse!'' |
| 339 | ** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPs0Pcfr3gI Now with puppets!]] |
| 340 | * Arin gives Zelda the voice of Steven Wright. |
| 341 | -->'''Arin:''' You need to find the Master Sword, Link. I can levitate birds. Nobody seems impressed. |
| 342 | ** By the time they get to the Dark Palace, Arin's forgotten what voice he gave Zelda and just reads her dialogue as Dr. Claw. |
| 343 | * Arin and Danny have trouble pronouncing the character names of "Agahnim" and "Sahasrahla". |
| 344 | * Arin and Danny get kind of irritated at Sahasrahla's hint boxes and wish he would stop being so pointlessly cryptic. |
| 345 | -->'''Danny:''' If only you carried a SWORD of MASTERY... |
| 346 | ** Also the fact that he keeps introducing himself at the beginning of each message: |
| 347 | -->'''Danny:''' 'Link, it is I, Sahasrahla[...]' Yeah, who the fuck else would it be? Like who fucking else is telepathically dialling in on these tiles?[[note]]Although at one point, Zelda telepathically contacts Link and Danny confuses the voices because he thinks it's Sahasrahla again...[[/note]] |
| 348 | * Danny just chills next to Agahnim when he shoots his lightning. |
| 349 | -->'''Danny (as Link):''' Hey! You shooting lightning at me? Neat! Do it again! |
| 350 | * After noticing the odd movements of the helmasaurs in the Palace of Darkness, Arin [[https://youtu.be/B9ED5UF9Yis?t=183 goes on a strange tangent]], describing a situation where an obnoxious young boy blackmails his father into getting more lunch money, until Danny finally interrupts him with a pointed "What the fuck are you talking about, Arin!?" |
| 351 | * Danny thinks the trees in the Dark World look like Trumpy from "[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S03E03PodPeople Pod People]]". |
| 352 | * In [[https://youtu.be/3E5XQU6ihkg?t=6m Episode 12]] Danny attempts to heal himself with a fairy, only to have it immediately fly away from him forcing him to chase it down. |
| 353 | * [[https://youtu.be/3E5XQU6ihkg?t=6m55s The Racism Patrol]] |
| 354 | * Part 13 opens with Arin tricking Danny by saying a random bottomless pit leads to a secret area. [[ShmuckBait It doesn't]]. |
| 355 | * [[https://youtu.be/B9ED5UF9Yis?t=7m15s Dan has trouble throwing bombs.]] |
| 356 | * Arin and Danny have a brief arguement on [[ItMakesSenseInContext whether being turned into a tree is a good or bad thing.]] Arin seems to be in favor of it because it's better than being dead, and people love you. Danny points out that dogs will pee on you. |
| 357 | * [[https://youtu.be/yozpDr2P-Bk?t=9m25s Arin's epic three-minute rant about Subway.]] |
| 358 | ** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3VRXVvr6XU Now animated]]! |
| 359 | -->'''Danny (stunned)''': All you had to say was "their food is gross"... |
| 360 | * Towards the end of Part 34, Danny and Arin finally make it across an invisible floor in Ganon's Tower after much struggling and trying to go off of phone pictures they've taken immediately after using Ether. After refilling all his health and magic with a Blue Potion, Danny decides to see what lighting the torch by the door does. [[GuideDangIt It shows where the floor is]]. |
| 361 | -->'''Danny''': Well...Next time on Game Grumps... |
| 362 | -->'''Arin''': ...we'll do something smarter. |
| 363 | * In the Finale, Dan asks Arin to voice Ganon. Arin goes for a WesternAnimation/MinnieMouse-esque tone [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQuo7arMrYM that must be heard to be believed.]] |
| 364 | [[/folder]] |
| 365 | |
| 366 | [[folder:The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds]] |
| 367 | * And who is the successor to Spiarmf, Scrumf, Smeef, and Buttlet from their previous play-throughs? [[UnfortunateNames Meet Loafus!]] Danny points out that his full name is "Loafus Cramwell". |
| 368 | * Danny's never played a DS before, so he has a hard time holding it in his "giant mutant hands". |
| 369 | -->'''Arin:''' We should get you the XL version. |
| 370 | -->'''Danny:''' What tiny Asian girl hands was this thing designed for? |
| 371 | * They give several characters unfitting or inherently funny voices, like [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Joe Swanson]] as the blacksmith and accidentally switching the voices for Dampe and Seres, then just rolling with it. |
| 372 | * When Loafus finally meets Zelda, [[https://youtu.be/YCaJuyp9LsA?t=5m25s how does he describe his experiences thus far]]? |
| 373 | -->'''Danny:''' [[Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir SO THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW...]] |
| 374 | ** And then when Zelda gives Loafus her "special possession", they imagine her taking off her bra without removing her shirt. |
| 375 | * The running gag of mis-pronouncing [[TheUnpronounceable Sahasrahla's name]] returns. Danny's glee when he realizes he's in the game is the best part. |
| 376 | ** "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llalOccylW0&feature=youtu.be&t=1m ...Because you just won't say that shit out loud]]." |
| 377 | ** At several points, Arin and Danny accidentally read his lines at the same time, giving Sahasrahla a VoiceOfTheLegion. Naturally, this comes across as both hilarious and [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome awesome]]. |
| 378 | ** Also their amusement when Osfala is mentioned. |
| 379 | ** The running gag of reading Princess Zelda's dialogue in Creator/StevenWright's voice also returns, extending to Princess Hilda too when she finally appears...that is, until Arin devolves it into a Creator/CarlSagan voice. |
| 380 | * Arin and Danny becoming [[https://youtu.be/llalOccylW0?t=4m20s distracted by Irene flying past]]. Cue Loafus thinking she's cute and wondering if she wants to go on a date to Olive Garden. |
| 381 | -->'''Loafus:''' I have a $20 gift card! Well, it has like $18 on it because I bought breadsticks. But I can buy her more breadsticks! Think she likes breadsticks?? |
| 382 | ** Danny noting that the way Irene lands her broom, she keeps inadvertently giving Loafus a PantyShot. |
| 383 | * The Grumps point out the FridgeLogic that Zelda had enough foresight to give the Pendant of Courage to Loafus to keep it away from Yuga...[[FailedASpotCheck but not enough foresight to evacuate the castle in case he attacks]]. |
| 384 | -->'''Arin:''' She looks at her To-Do List and it has "Leave castle before shit goes down" written at the bottom. |
| 385 | -->'''Danny:''' And she looks out the window and it's all like BLEEEEGH and she's like "...[[EpicFail Oops]]." |
| 386 | * Part 9: |
| 387 | ** [[https://youtu.be/o4FvQlxzk9I?t=1m50s "B'Scuse me, you think I can eat all this shit by myself?!" '''"BITCH I DON'T KNOW YO' LIFE!!!"''']] |
| 388 | ** '''"[[https://youtu.be/o4FvQlxzk9I?t=2m18s WHERE DA PUSSY PRODUCTS AT!?]]"''' |
| 389 | ** '''"B'OKAY!"''' |
| 390 | * As he's approaching the boss door in the House of Gales, he hits a red Bari, only to be hurt by one of the resulting Biris electrocuting him. |
| 391 | -->'''Arin''': [[CaptainObvious Oh, he split into two little guys!]] |
| 392 | -->'''Danny''': [[DeadpanSnarker ...Did he?]] ''*both crack up*'' |
| 393 | -->'''Arin''': What would you do without me? |
| 394 | * The character Rosso makes them think of Ross, so they give him a terrible Australian accent. |
| 395 | -->"Gonna give you a proper Australian rogering!" |
| 396 | * [[https://youtu.be/TKkOStzdV_w?t=5m16s CAPTAIN MOTORCYCLE!]] |
| 397 | ** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju9yOmExZDU Animated!]] |
| 398 | * Arin belching as he reads Princess Hilda's lines, then the Grumps deciding she's drunk as she monologues about Lorule to Loafus. |
| 399 | * Danny proclaiming, "I'm nimble as a goat!" and then immediately falling off a cliff. |
| 400 | * "YOU, THERE! Slowly limping lizard man! Are you friend or foe?!" |
| 401 | * Dan being {{Tsundere}} for the Thief Girl. |
| 402 | -->'''Danny:''' Come, darling!\ |
| 403 | '''Arin:''' Come, my lady!\ |
| 404 | '''Danny:''' ''[singing]'' Come, my lady, come, come my lady, you're my butterfly d-- ''[the Thief Girl fails to follow Loafus down a passage]'' LEARN HOW TO USE THE STAIRS, BUTTERFLY! ''[Arin laughs so hard he coughs]'' |
| 405 | * In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muDPvi2uQEg Part 27]], Danny gets absolutely destroyed less than three minutes after entering [[ThatOneLevel Skull Woods.]] |
| 406 | -->'''Danny''': [[TemptingFate Oh, this is-this is going to be fucking annoying]], I can already tell. |
| 407 | * While fighting the boss in [[https://youtu.be/hQ8CKACx3QM?t=10m35s Part 35]], Arin and Danny have this musing: |
| 408 | -->'''Arin:''' What is it about cycloptic octopuses that make so much sense?\ |
| 409 | '''Danny:''' Uhhh, probably because they have no eyes.\ |
| 410 | '''Arin:''' They have two eyes.\ |
| 411 | '''Danny:''' [[VerbalBackspace Yeah, but if you get rid of those and zero baby.]] |
| 412 | * "Y'know what my dead grandma said? GEE I WISH I WASN'T DEAD." |
| 413 | * "[[SerenadeYourLover I'll Make Love to You]]" by ''Boys II Men'' in the style of [[https://youtu.be/vt-zVh5AJrI?t=623 Swedish]] [[Franchise/TheMuppets Chef.]] |
| 414 | * In the penultimate episode of the seemingly cursed playthrough[[note]]that had Arin deleting their original audio for it[[/note]], the duo were able to remember and recreate the [[https://youtu.be/b-xy1g8BUe0?t=551 funny bit]] of Hilda considering making an [[https://www.airbnb.com/help/article/2503/what-is-airbnb-and-how-does-it-work Airbnb]] out of her [[TheMaze labyrinthine]], [[StageFatality deadly]] [[MalevolentArchitecture castle]]. |
| 415 | ** Now [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzqaBRN78Cs animated]]! |
| 416 | [[/folder]] |
| 417 | |
| 418 | [[folder:The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time]] |
| 419 | * Joining the ranks of Spiarmf, Buttlet, Scrumf, Smeef, and Loafus Cramwell, we get Slurmp. |
| 420 | * Dan and Arin's {{Alternative Character Interpretation}} of Navi as a drunk. |
| 421 | * Danny is completely [[UncannyValley disturbed]] by Mido, and then Arin gives him an incredibly silly voice: |
| 422 | -->'''Arin/Mido:''' "I, the great Mido, will never accept you as one of our own!" |
| 423 | -->'''Danny/Link:''' [[DeadpanSnarker "I think I'll find a way to carry on."]] |
| 424 | ** After Mido moves out of the way, Danny suggests, [[TakeThatScrappy "Now would be a good time to test out your sword."]] |
| 425 | * Danny relates the story of a CD he and Ninja Brian found while they were signing copies of ''Under the Covers'' at the CD Baby plant. "Sharkman Frank" is a man who is dressed like a pirate and sings like a pirate. As far as Danny can find out, he sings at a restaurant in South Carolina, and the CD is the songs he sings to patrons. [[EpicFail As Brian discovered, they were literally the first people to view his videos on YouTube]]. |
| 426 | * During the Deku Tree's dying words, Danny remarks, "I'm about to become 3 million toothpicks." |
| 427 | * More AlternativeCharacterInterpretation: Kaepora Gaebora is a chicken desperately trying to convince Link that he's actually a majestic owl. |
| 428 | * The ''entire'' scene where Zelda tells young Link about her prophetic dreams is pure gold from start to finish. Some highlights: |
| 429 | -->'''[=Arin/Zelda=]:''' The green and shining stone. If you had that, I'd blow you right now.\ |
| 430 | '''Danny:''' Yes. I have the green thing you said.\ |
| 431 | '''Arin:''' I'll show you. ''After'' the blowjob.\ |
| 432 | \ |
| 433 | '''[=Arin/Zelda=]:''' I also had this part in the dream where, like, y'know the trees were on fire, and like, there was a crab following me around and he was like, [masculine voice] '''fuck your father fuck your father FUCK YOUR FATHER-'''[Dan cracks up]\ |
| 434 | \ |
| 435 | '''Zelda:''' I am Zelda, princess of Hyrule.\ |
| 436 | '''Danny:''' Wow. She's more [[UsefulNotes/PolygonalGraphics angular]] than I remember.\ |
| 437 | '''[=Arin/Zelda=]:''' What's your name?\ |
| 438 | '''Link:''' ........\ |
| 439 | '''[=Arin/Zelda=]:''' ...Are-Are you gonna say anything or...? [pause] [[WhoNamesTheirKidDude ...Slurmp.]] Mmmmm.\ |
| 440 | '''Danny:''' [struggling to breathe through his laughter] Something about... her face with you saying that after a huge pause...\ |
| 441 | '''[=Arin/Zelda=]:''' Did I get that right? Slurmp? You sure? [Dan dies laughing again] Ssslurmp. Strange, it sounds somehow familiar-\ |
| 442 | '''[=Danny/Zelda=]:''' Oh yeah, I remember I barfed once and made that sound. '''SLURMP.'''\ |
| 443 | \ |
| 444 | '''Zelda:''' Please keep this a secret from everyone. [Arin picks “No"; twice before [[ButThouMust finally selecting "OK"]]] I trust you!\ |
| 445 | '''Danny:''' Dude, stop hurting her feelings!\ |
| 446 | \ |
| 447 | '''[=Arin/Zelda=]:''' If you tell anybody the story, I'll have somebody wring your fucking neck!\ |
| 448 | '''[=Danny/Zelda=]:''' Or I'll do it myself, with my polygonal-\ |
| 449 | '''[=Arin/Zelda=]:''' With my eggbeater hands!\ |
| 450 | '''[=Danny/Zelda=]:''' -With my fused fingers!\ |
| 451 | '''[=Arin/Zelda=]:''' With my wedges of cheese that I use for hands!\ |
| 452 | \ |
| 453 | '''[=Danny/Zelda=]:''' Though [Ganondorf] swears allegiance to my father, I am sure he's not sincere. I mean look at his fucking outfit! He looks evil for sure. Have you seen his hair? My dad always said: never trust a ginger!\ |
| 454 | \ |
| 455 | '''[=Arin/Zelda=]:''' [after Ganondorf looks at them] Oh shit, your cover's blown! Here, go into this water! Cover yourself in chocolate syrup immediately! ''Just dive!''\ |
| 456 | '''Danny:''' She's like, fucking with you.\ |
| 457 | '''Arin:''' He's like, What now?\ |
| 458 | '''[=Both/Zelda=]:''' Roll onto the ants! Run into that nest of bears! Do it, it's cool! Staple the salmon to your face and run into the bear... thing... the enclave! Nah it's cool, he's like, a king's bear, he's trained.\ |
| 459 | \ |
| 460 | '''[=Arin/Zelda=]:''' He doesn't have any idea what we're planning... yet! Premarital sex! [beat] [[AndThatWouldBeWrong Once we're older, of course.]]\ |
| 461 | '''Danny:''' [as Link] [[ShipperOnDeck Yessss.]]\ |
| 462 | '''[=Arin/Zelda=]:''' I told my father about my dream, and he was like, "[[ParentalIncest Just do what the crab says]], just, [[NotNowKiddo don't worry about the crab]]." [as the crab] ''fuck your father!'' [as Zelda] He didn't think it was a prophecy, but I can sense that man's evil intentions. I mean, look at the way he slurps up his soup. ''[slurping noises]'' What an asshole! ''[ten straight seconds of laughter]''\ |
| 463 | \ |
| 464 | '''Danny:''' He [Link] keeps like, looking like, [[ThousandYardStare not at her at all]]. He's like "Man, that bird is far away." [both Grumps crack up]\ |
| 465 | '''[=Arin/Zelda=]:''' ''Hey! Listen!'' Slurmp, now we are the only ones who can protect Hyrule! Here, take this baseball bat, beat the man to death, do it right now! Do it! '''NOWWW!!!''' |
| 466 | * More AlternativeCharacterInterpretation: Zelda is completely insane talking about her visions, and Slurmp doesn't realize it until she writes her official letter on the back of a potato. (Which is something they also say about Zelda in 'A Link Between Worlds'.) They also interpret Darunia as a stoner when he asks for something "green and natural." |
| 467 | ** Dan's reaction to Darunia's famous "happy dance". |
| 468 | * Arin re-iterates his observation from WebVideo/{{Sequelitis}} that the Gorons say they're starving from lack of rocks (which they eat for food)...and completely failed to notice that [[FailedASpotCheck THEY LIVE IN A CAVE MADE OF ROCKS]].[[note]]Though this is explained in game that the Gorons have become greedy and only want the high-quality rocks from Dodongos Cavern.[[/note]] |
| 469 | * In part 13, Arin asks Dan what "intrepid" means, explaining that he was once given a Dodge Intrepid from his brother (who himself got it from their dad). Dan looks it up and they have the following exchange: |
| 470 | --> '''Danny:''' (reading from his phone) Intrepid, adjective: fearless, adventurous...\ |
| 471 | '''Arin:''' Cool. That car... [[{{Corpsing}} (laughing mid-sentence)]] exploded!\ |
| 472 | ''(Both Arin and Danny burst out laughing)''\ |
| 473 | '''Danny:''' S'about as fearless and adventurous as it gets! |
| 474 | ** Now in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5YmX8Bh3z8 animated]] form. |
| 475 | * Arin spends the first three minutes of part 14 saying he needs to find the bombs to progress. Dan points out that [[FailedASpotCheck he got the bomb bag in the previous part.]] |
| 476 | ** A minute or two later, Danny himself blanks while trying to remember the word "song", causing him to wonder if there are toxic chemicals leaking into the grump room and making them both stupid. |
| 477 | * After Arin manages to kill King Dodongo (with a quarter-heart left of health) and he rolls into the lava, Dan and Arin make him into a Terminator. |
| 478 | * Danny meets the [[UncannyValley Great Fairy]]. |
| 479 | -->'''Danny''': Aw jeez, I was gonna say "she's hot", but then I saw... [[FetishRetardant her face]]. |
| 480 | * Arin's increasing annoyance at Malon repeatedly calling him "Fairy-boy". |
| 481 | -->'''Arin''': Call me motherfuckin' Fairy-Boy one...more...time. |
| 482 | -->'''Danny''': You just get all up in her face like, ''"Say. Slurmp."'' |
| 483 | * In Ep. 20, Dan gets fed up with Princess Ruto's [[{{Tsundere}} demanding attitude]]. |
| 484 | -->'''Danny''': Oh my god... Just [[VorpalPillow smother her]]. |
| 485 | * Pretty much every scene with Ruto is funny, but the [[CrossesTheLineTwice Grumps' reaction]] after you get the Zora's Sapphire is hilarious: |
| 486 | --> '''Danny''': Ooh, she is into you! Oh, that is the look! |
| 487 | -->'''Arin''': ''(as Ruto)'' "Fuck my head-hole!" |
| 488 | -->'''Danny''': Yeah! ''(as Ruto)'' "Yeah, put it in my gills!" |
| 489 | --> '''Ruto''': My mother said I should only give it to the man who will become my husband...all right! I'll give it to you! My most precious possession...the Zora's Sapphire! |
| 490 | --> '''Danny''': Oh my god, why are people trying to marry you off at eight? Constantly? |
| 491 | -->'''Arin''': ''(as Ruto)'' Here's my precious possession...'''it's in my pussy'''.''(Arin and Danny crack up)'' |
| 492 | * Danny pointing out as soon as Slurmp gets the Zora's Sapphire, he immediately runs off to see Zelda. |
| 493 | * Zelda implores you to [[https://youtu.be/Z67vpQQ1Nqs?t=115 protect the Triforce]]. |
| 494 | * Danny's reaction to [[CrapsackWorld the world after Link awakens in the Temple of Time:]] |
| 495 | -->[[WhatTheHellHero "Nice job sleeping for seven years on the job, Dink!"]] |
| 496 | * "[[https://youtu.be/dyU9StZO7hc?t=420 Polish pole-polishing]]" |
| 497 | * In part 24: |
| 498 | ** Danny sings the Poe Salesman's [[https://youtu.be/ZDdw0d7q8hw?t=6m10s dialogue to the tune of "YMCA"]]. Both Grumps then continue to improvise a song to it. |
| 499 | ** [[https://youtu.be/ZDdw0d7q8hw?t=7m43s Once again]], the Grumps did not pay attention to their directions: |
| 500 | --->'''Arin:''' I'm going into fuckin'... uh... Kokiri Fore- Did he tell me to go to Kakariko or Kokiri?\ |
| 501 | '''Danny:''' Oh crap... |
| 502 | ** Immediately after that, they start doing their versions of ''Series/SaturdayNightLive's'' rendition of Harry Carey. |
| 503 | * In Part 25, they encounter Anju and get the Pocket Cucco. |
| 504 | -->'''Danny''': Man, isn't that just like a woman? Start off all flirty and fun, and then boom. Ten minutes later you're carrying their baby. |
| 505 | * Arin ''repeatedly'' running into Dampe's fireballs. |
| 506 | -->'''Arin''': I like how he's like tempting you come back with something cool...he's like, "I live down here and...you can come visit me! I've got candy!" |
| 507 | -->'''Danny''': "Anytime! I've got Reese's Pieces! ...But I'm dead so they're [[{{Pun}} Deceases Pieces!]]" |
| 508 | * Arin and Danny go to the Sacred Forest Meadow and get attacked by the Moblins inside. Arin discovers he can hit them with bombs. |
| 509 | -->'''Arin''': Oh fuck, I got him! Oh, nice! He made like a really pained sound, too. Like, "ARGH!" |
| 510 | -->'''Danny''': [[DeadpanSnarker Wow, what a little bitch. He pisses and moans every time he explodes.]] ''(Arin laughs)'' |
| 511 | * In Part 29, the Grumps decide to start giving bad sex advice. "When a girl's ready to cum, yell into her vagina! CUM ALREADY!!! LET'S GO!" |
| 512 | -->'''Danny:''' Oh my god... Wow... Well, you're lucky you're married, Arin cause, uh... The race is over for you, but ''I'' am certainly never getting laid again. At least by anyone who sees ''this'' video. |
| 513 | * Fans have been criticizing Arin in the comments for [[FailedASpotCheck not using the shield in combat]], especially for portions where it's essential. It gets worse in Part 29 where Arin is screwing around with the shield at the beginning of the video...[[EpicFail only to die against the Stalfos later for not using it]]. |
| 514 | ** It gets more surreal later when Arin reveals he knows to use the shield, he just hates how it makes him wait for combat and he's annoyed by playing by the game's rules...[[FridgeLogic even though those rules are essential to playing the game]]. |
| 515 | ** When they finally get to the Bottom of the Well, Arin gets his shield stolen by a Like-Like. Danny doesn't understand why he's upset since he doesn't use the shield anyway! |
| 516 | * In Part 29, Arin and Danny recall the singer of R.E.O. Speedwagon and how he and Heath Ledger's Joker are "one and the same". |
| 517 | -->'''Danny:''' Here's the problem, doctor. I just can't stop killing Gotham. It's sooo beautiful! |
| 518 | * In episode 30, Arin ignores Navi's warning to watch out for Wallmasters. Twice. Including right at the end of the episode when Link is dragged back to the beginning of the temple. |
| 519 | -->'''Danny''': Good job, asshole! |
| 520 | -->'''Arin''': Whatever, I was following my dreams of getting picked up by a giant evil hand! ''(Danny laughs)'' And I succeeded! |
| 521 | * Episode 31 devolves into Arin and Danny impersonating a wistful ghost discussing his longing to spend his afterlife teabagging unsuspecting sleepers. |
| 522 | * In Part 33 Arin and Danny briefly stop fighting about the dungeon layout long enough to discuss ''Series/{{Firefly}}'': |
| 523 | -->'''Arin:''' But in ''Firefly'' they actually herd cows in space.\ |
| 524 | '''Danny:''' Yeah, it's true.\ |
| 525 | '''Arin:''' So they're, like, literally the only [[SpaceWestern space cowboys]] in any lore ever.\ |
| 526 | '''Danny:''' [to the tune of "The Ballad of Serenity"] Take mah land, take mah land, jerk me off with my left hand...\ |
| 527 | '''Arin:''' [singing along] I don't care, it feels like someone else is doin' it! [pause] You can't take the sky from me...\ |
| 528 | ''[They both lose it]'' |
| 529 | * Danny's favorite band is Rush and Arin's favorite band is Jamiroquai. Danny shows in Part 33 he's able to name all twenty of Rush's studio albums and the year they were released in less than thirty seconds. Arin, by contrast, can't even remember the order each Jamiroquai album was released in. |
| 530 | * In Part 35 Danny accidentally refers to their channel as "Game Grumps dot [=YouTube=] slash com." |
| 531 | ** Danny learns a lesson in patience. |
| 532 | -->'''Danny:''' Is that Saria?\ |
| 533 | '''Saria:''' I am Saria.\ |
| 534 | '''Danny:''' You know what, that was bad timing for me. (''cracks up'')\ |
| 535 | [...]\ |
| 536 | '''Arin:''' This is the thing I was telling you about-\ |
| 537 | '''Danny:''' Does she not remember you?\ |
| 538 | '''Saria:''' Because I know you...\ |
| 539 | '''Danny:''' ''Dammit!'' [...] Alright, I'm gonna start reading now and ''then'' talk. |
| 540 | * Danny finds out about Epona's gender in the most awkward way possible: |
| 541 | -->'''Arin:''' Do you think Epona's, like, standing there in the future like, "I hope he didn't go back in the past again. Shit, I don't know what I would do, just standing here..."\ |
| 542 | '''Danny:''' "Listen, I... It took me years to develop this awesome horse cock..."\ |
| 543 | '''Arin:''' ''(giggling)'' Epona's a girl.\ |
| 544 | '''Danny:''' ''Right.'' Well, then... |
| 545 | ** Shortly followed up by: "Like I said, it took a LONG TIME to develop." |
| 546 | * The Grumps decide that Darunia's son looks like the lead singer of Music/SmashMouth, and proceed to sing all of his dialogue [[RunningGag to the tune of "All Star".]] |
| 547 | -->'''Danny:''' He kinda looks like the lead singer of Smash Mouth.\ |
| 548 | ''[{{Beat}}]''\ |
| 549 | '''[[SpeakInUnison Arin and Danny, in perfect sync:]]''' Somebody- ''[both start laughing]'' |
| 550 | ** Arin and Danny making fun of the dragon named [[UnfortunateName Volvagia]]. |
| 551 | * Arin gets stuck in one annoying area in the Fire Temple in Part 39 and decides to just lay down in the lava and die...[[HereWeGoAgain until the fairy he had in a bottle revives him]]. |
| 552 | * Part 39. Arin spends half the episode failing to roll up a short slope, [[EpicFail not realising]] he can just ''walk'' up. It's so bad, [[https://youtu.be/yZn4wbsdUik?t=630 Danny tells Arin]] that even ''he's'' going to leave an angry comment on the video. Sure enough, the top comment, with over 27000 likes: |
| 553 | -->'''Ninja Sex Party:''' Arin sucks at video games. |
| 554 | * When Arin's ranting about Bonooru the Scarecrow and claims he doesn't care about his friend Pierre: |
| 555 | -->'''Danny:''' What's the rat's name from ''{{WesternAnimation/Ratatouille}}''?\ |
| 556 | '''Arin:''' Remy.\ |
| 557 | '''Danny:''' Cool. ...I thought it was Pierre. |
| 558 | * [[https://youtu.be/JcDCIyWlRdc?t=1m10s When the Z-targeting]] suddenly decides to put a metal cage between Link and the camera, Dan makes a terrible Z-targeting joke. |
| 559 | -->'''Danny:''' I guess Z-target stands for "Zee boy cannot see through this cage!" [snickers] I dunno, that was not funny, I dunno why I'm laughing at it. |
| 560 | * Danny's reaction to adult Ruto: |
| 561 | -->'''Danny:''' Ooh, hey baby... |
| 562 | -->'''Arin:''' That's Ruto. |
| 563 | -->'''Dany:''' Who? Oh! The bitch! ''(Arin giggles)'' |
| 564 | * Doubling as a Crowning Moment of... Exasperation? Arin once again refuses to use his shield, this time against the Shell Blades in Eps. 48 & 49, instead getting Link's ass killed and screeching "FUCKING '''CLAMS!!'''" |
| 565 | ** This is especially funny after Arin bragged about how The Water Temple was "so not hard", only to promptly get killed by one of the first enemies he sees. |
| 566 | * In Ep. 49, Arin arguing the idea that WesternAnimation/TheGreatGrapeApe qualifies as a {{Kaiju}}. Dan turns to the internet to confirm this, only to find an old twitter conversation about it, between Arin and Ross. |
| 567 | * Arin tries to use the Megaton Hammer to kill Dark Link, but Dark Link just blocks it with his shield. The irony is staggering. |
| 568 | ** Even better, apparently Raleigh Ritchie was outside waiting to film his spot on Guest Grumps the entire time Arin was getting frustrated with this. |
| 569 | * When Link returns to Kakariko Village after defeating the Water Temple, the village is shown to be on fire. Arin attributes it to be the fault of someone's George Forman grill. |
| 570 | * At the tail end of Episode 58, Danny and Arin decide to show off footage of them in the Grump Room since it's being remodeled. Danny randomly asks Arin if he's ever banged anybody in there, and he playfully denies it. |
| 571 | * [[https://youtu.be/H3ZfBGG4Hdw?t=2m Part 59]] features Danny reading the first paragraph of [[http://brunomars.us/rumor-come-bruno-mars-gay/ this article]], titled "The Rumor Come Out: Does Bruno Mars is Gay?" |
| 572 | ** Before this moment, Danny talks about when he borrowed Arin's iPhone to look up something, and upon seeing some of the voice memos he left on the phone, proceeds to read off four random ones for the viewers: "big dick", "I love fucking bitches", "make the peepees" and "fart chamber". Arin was laughing hysterically afterwards. |
| 573 | *** And also [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking "eat healthy."]] |
| 574 | * As of the Shadow Temple, Link is finally using the shield...but won't take off the Hover Boots and keeps slipping around on the floor. |
| 575 | * The head carpenter asks Link to retrieve his workers from the Gerudo camp. Then Arin and Danny have THIS exchange... |
| 576 | -->'''Arin:''' They're just jacking off in a corner. Nothing mysterious about it. |
| 577 | -->'''Danny:''' You return after twelve days with a long beard like ''(panting)'' "They're over there jacking off." And he's like "[[FlatWhat Oh]]." |
| 578 | -->'''Arin:''' You're like starving and dehydrated and you're like "They're just jacking it man." |
| 579 | -->'''Danny:''' I watched them for twelve days thinking "There's gotta be something else going on." Nope. Twelve days of straight jacking. Never stopping. Endless jerking. Twelve days 24 hours a day. That... is...''(clearly adding it on a calculator)''...288 hours of straight jacking. |
| 580 | -->'''Arin:''' It was crazy. They went into some Zen state where they didn't need to eat or sleep. |
| 581 | -->'''Danny:''' They ran out of cream at hour 146. They just kept going, undeterred. [[HeadTiltinglyKinky It was inspiring]]. |
| 582 | -->'''Arin:''' I tried to do it but I could only get to hour two. [[TooMuchInformation My foreskin just got red and sore]]. |
| 583 | * Arin gradually becomes more and more frustrated with Gerudo's Fortress, constantly getting caught by the guards (mostly because-to the lovelies' infinite frustration-he insists on wearing the hover boots even though he's not using them and they're clearly slowing him down) until he finally screams: |
| 584 | -->'''Arin:''' NNNNNGH! I. WANT. MURDER! I want it! ''[[MoodWhiplash (sassy girl voice)]]'' Daddy give it to me! Daddy, daddy! ''(kissy sounds)'' |
| 585 | * In [[https://youtu.be/U2FV73FXAxE?t=3m34s Ep. 68]] the Grumps briefly touch on the ''Film/{{Thor}}'' movie, and Dan suggests [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Hadfield Chris Hadfield]] should've played Thor but Arin gets him confused with... someone else. |
| 586 | -->'''Danny:''' They should've had Chris Hadfield instead of Creator/ChrisHemsworth.\ |
| 587 | '''Arin:''' [laughing] Chris Hadfield?\ |
| 588 | '''Danny:''' Yeah, [[ShownTheirWork noted Canadian astronaut]]-.\ |
| 589 | '''Arin:''' CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHAH! He would just say "eh" after everything? He'd be like, "I'M THORRR-EH!"\ |
| 590 | '''Danny:''' Wh--Did--Does he say that? Does he talk like that? Are we talking about the same person?\ |
| 591 | '''Arin:''' ...I'm thinking of [[Music/{{Metallica}} James Hetfield]].\ |
| 592 | '''Danny:''' Yeah, you sure are! |
| 593 | * In Part 77 [[https://youtu.be/D0A6rQrG3Ds?t=10m22s Nabooru briefly]] becomes [[https://youtu.be/3La3Yc3m2z0?t=8m9s Laura]] the [[CallBack "small town girl"]] from ''VideoGame/SuperMarioMaker'' #68. |
| 594 | -->'''Arin/Nabooru:''' By the way... I really messed up... Y'see, I told this guy I was on the pill.\ |
| 595 | '''Dan:''' Now I don't know ''what'' to do! [strangled voice] It's me... Laaauura!\ |
| 596 | '''Arin:''' I'm just a small town girl from Gerudo Valley!\ |
| 597 | '''Dan:''' Tune into NBC this summer for another hot episode of... ''Balls In My Mooouuuuth!'' |
| 598 | * Part 78: |
| 599 | ** They finally get to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_AORn8lX9U&t=5m13s the "Sheik is Zelda" reveal]]. Danny legitimately didn't know beforehand, so seeing his mind getting blown in real-time is incredible to listen to. |
| 600 | --->'''Dan:''' ''Are you fucking shitting all over both of my nuts?!'' |
| 601 | ** And then they laugh about how many times Arin nearly ruined the surprise. |
| 602 | --->'''Arin:''' There's so many times where I like just let it slip, where I was like, "there's Sheik, she's right there-uh, I mean ''he''".\ |
| 603 | '''Dan:''' Yeah, I just thought you were just like, fucking being an idiot!\ |
| 604 | ''They both break into laughter'' |
| 605 | ** Moments later Dan has a realization how bad a job Arin was doing. |
| 606 | ---> '''Danny:''' Oh my god, now I ''do'' remember like a bunch of times you're like--''*Stammers*''--Wow, you actually did like...almost everything you could to blow that for me! Good thing I've fuckin--''*Stammers*''...I did not see that coming. |
| 607 | *** [=YouTuber=] John Odd [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWQYGx136x0 made a super cut]] of all the Sheik scenes, culminating in the reveal. The compressed nature of the video makes Danny missing Arin's constant flubs even funnier. |
| 608 | * An EventObscuringCamera pushes Arin to his [[RageBreakingPoint breaking point]] during the final boss fight. |
| 609 | -->[Camera suddenly hides Link from view as Ganon spins around]\ |
| 610 | '''Arin:''' Shitshitshit where am I--[Link dies] FUCK! God damn this fucking bullshit camera! Like I'm not fuckin'--I'm not making it up, man! You can see! You can see how fuckin' bullshit it is, man! God damn it! I can't see shit when his fuckin' stupid dumbass pig ass is in my face! Jesus, just fucking allow me to see what I'm doing, 'cuz clearly I can fucking do it without getting hit, until your stupid asshole game gets in my [[ClusterFBomb fuckin’]] way, and wastes my GODDAMN TIME, AND I HAVE TO DO THIS ''STUPID FUCKING BULLSHIT AGAIN!! FOR '''THREE FUCKING MINUTES!!!'''''\ |
| 611 | '''Danny:''' [{{Beat}}] See you soon!\ |
| 612 | '''Arin:''' [[SarcasmMode It's a ]]''[[SarcasmMode masterpiece. ]]''[[SarcasmMode Ten outta ten]]! |
| 613 | * While escaping Ganon's crumbling castle, Arin foolishly has Link walk off the pathway, resulting in Link falling to his doom. |
| 614 | -->'''Arin:''' "I was just taking a shortcut!" |
| 615 | -->'''Danny:''' "Don't worry, my love! I'll save us! AARGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" |
| 616 | * The Grumps' absolute glee at Ganon's [[ChewingTheScenery death scene]]. |
| 617 | -->'''Ganon:''' YOU...\ |
| 618 | '''Danny:''' ...dick!\ |
| 619 | '''Ganon:''' CURSE YOU, ZELDA!... CURSE YOU, SAGES!!\ |
| 620 | '''Danny:''' Say it! Say-\ |
| 621 | '''Ganon:''' CURSE YOU, [[HelloInsertNameHere SLURMP!]]\ |
| 622 | '''Arin and Danny:''' Yeah! ''[crack up]'' |
| 623 | [[/folder]] |
| 624 | |
| 625 | [[folder:The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword (April Fools)]] |
| 626 | * Both episodes feature no gameplay but are rather Arin and Danny being filmed playing the game. AprilFools 2016, everyone. |
| 627 | -->"One hundred percent FaceCam, because [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor YOU demanded it!]]" |
| 628 | * The spelling is uncertain because there's no gameplay footage, but Arin's name pick for Link is [[InherentlyFunnyWords in line with expectations]]. |
| 629 | * Towards the end of the first episode Danny mimes jacking off, [[IsThisThingStillOn realizing too late]] that the camera's recording ''him'' and not the game. |
| 630 | [[/folder]] |
| 631 | |
| 632 | [[folder:Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]] |
| 633 | * The mere fact they're even playing the game in the first place. During the fan meetup at a Wendy's in Columbus, Ohio,[[note]]Where Wendy's is headquartered[[/note]] a fan gave Arin a CD-i and a copy of the game. |
| 634 | * The Grumps open up with them preparing for the episode. They're keeping themselves entertained by voicing over the characters in the opening cutscene, only to soon realize that the episode has started and they've been saying nonsense for about 10 seconds or so. |
| 635 | --> '''Arin:''' ''(in Zelda's voice)'' But father, what if I suck my own dick? |
| 636 | --> '''Danny:''' ''(in King's voice)'' You don't have a dick, Zelda. |
| 637 | * Dan blurts out "WHO AM I?!" in his old man voice when Gwonam first appears. |
| 638 | * "[[https://youtu.be/1F1t9whLCtk?t=5m15s There's]] a ''pointless ladder'' here!" |
| 639 | * In Part 4, Dan sings along to the map theme: |
| 640 | --> '''Dan:''' [[EarWorm Looks like you have a baby penis!]] |
| 641 | ** Which leads to: |
| 642 | --->'''Dan''': Use the power of the baby penis!\ |
| 643 | '''Arin''' (''frantically''): [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Wh-what? N-no! Shut up I don't have a baby penis!]] |
| 644 | * Arin's continuous rage in Part 5 as he tries and fails repeatedly to get through ''a single room''. He may have to rethink his opinion of ''Skyward Sword'' being the worst ''Zelda'' game at this point. |
| 645 | * Because of the [[GuideDangIt unclear areas you can or can't jump]], Arin actually pauses to consult a walkthrough before jumping over a pit. He finds the right way to go, [[ShaggyDogStory but still accidentally jumps in the pit]]. |
| 646 | * The [[GoddamnedBats Arpagos]] [[note]]The Grumps refer to them as "pterodactyls"[[/note]] never fail to piss off Arin. There are two areas in Part 7 that spawn an [[ZergRush absurdly large number of them.]] |
| 647 | --> '''Dan:''' Welcome to Franchise/JurassicPark. |
| 648 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM5L2fqNHqU&t=10m36s Arin notices]] that Zelda and the fisherman [[SwissCheeseSecurity could've just easily walked through the ribcage of the beached up whale skeleton]]. |
| 649 | * [[https://youtu.be/Yc_7BomiPuk?t=2m6s Also from Part 7]]: '''"[[FreezeFrameBonus FUCK]] [[Film/It1990 IT!]]"''' |
| 650 | * When Arin struggles to get the Arpagos Egg, [[https://youtu.be/Yc_7BomiPuk?t=11m10s Dan decides to]] [[CheerThemUpWithLaughter lighten the mood]] and/or [[TheGadfly annoy Arin]]. |
| 651 | --> '''Dan:''' What do you call a dinosaur that's psychic? A tarot[[note]]Pronounced tare-roh[[/note]]-dactyl! *[[LaughingAtYourOwnJokes Forced, obnoxious-sounding laughter.]]* |
| 652 | --> '''Arin:''' ...[[LamePunReaction I wish I could kill you]]... [[DudeNotFunny just wish it]]... [[TranquilFury with all my heart]]. |
| 653 | * [[https://youtu.be/YWgnMzyOWmE?t=2m5s Upon entering the abandoned church in Sakado]], the Grumps meet a [[{{Mummy}} Gibdo]] whose voice reminds them of [[WesternAnimation/FatAlbertAndTheCosbyKids a certain cartoon character]]. |
| 654 | -->'''Gibdo''': For the dead shall rise, and the living shall be their slaves!\ |
| 655 | '''Dan''': ''(Imitating his gruff voice)'' Hey, hey, hey! It is Faaaaat Albert!\ |
| 656 | '''Both''': ''(Laugh)''\ |
| 657 | '''Arin''': ''(Same voice)'' Hey Mushmouth! What are you doing with that marijuana?\ |
| 658 | '''Dan''': Fadoo paddee ba Fat Albert!\ |
| 659 | '''Both''': ''(Laugh)''\ |
| 660 | '''Arin''' (Same voice): Hey man! What are you doing Rudy? Stop trying to get me a back massage, Rudy! What are you doing?\ |
| 661 | '''Both''': ''(Laugh)''\ |
| 662 | '''Dan''': Do people even know about Fat Albert anymore?\ |
| 663 | '''Arin''': Ah Jesus, I've got to fucking go all the way to Sakado again.\ |
| 664 | '''Dan''': Ah, Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids. Again, [[HarsherInHindsight not as cute now that]] Creator/BillCosby [[HarsherInHindsight has had his issues.]] But... or that his issues have come to light.\ |
| 665 | '''Arin''': Oh yeah.\ |
| 666 | '''Dan''': Hum... but man, I loved Fat Albert as a kid. |
| 667 | * In Part 11, Arin discovers that almost every item costs Rupees to use. He is... [[AtomicFBomb less than pleased]]. |
| 668 | * Part 13 opens up with what Arin considers to be a perfect summation of Game Grumps and [[RedOniBlueOni his and Danny's general relationship]]: |
| 669 | -->'''Danny''': Heyyy!\ |
| 670 | '''Arin''': '''''FUCK!''''' |
| 671 | * Within the first 45 seconds of Part 15, Zelda dies by falling into a pit. Arin's deadpan frustration and Danny's giggling pretty much sum up the emotional state of the Grumps. |
| 672 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL09OErNKc8 "The only silver lining to this game is that we'll be dead someday."]] |
| 673 | * Arin forgets to get a critical item and admonishes himself, saying he's probably going to get tons of comments about that. Danny points out that so few people have played this game that the audience probably didn't notice either. |
| 674 | ** Cue [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness a bunch of understanding comments from fans]]. "Wand of Gamelon" is [[BrokeTheRatingScale so bad]] it's the one game they're not going to give Arin grief over for being bad at. |
| 675 | * From Part 19: |
| 676 | ** Their reaction to the "You've killed me!" "Good." exchange. |
| 677 | ** Just as Arin has Zelda use a rope to get to a room, Danny accurately predicts a random bat coming out of nowhere and killing her, resulting in Arin having to replay the ENTIRE level from the beginning. Arin’s immediate reaction is priceless. |
| 678 | * The Cold Open to Part 23 features a commercial for the Game Grumps' 2016 Holiday Merch. Dan and Arin are hanging stockings when a Santa comes in and starts wreaking havoc on the Grump Space. {{Hilarity Ensues}}. Also, Ross sleeps through the whole ordeal. |
| 679 | --> '''Arin''': (slurring speech) Suzy, we got a jingle-jangle problem on our hands- Santa's goin' [[SuddenlyShouting NUTS!]] |
| 680 | * Arin beats Ganon [[WeaksauceWeakness by literally tossing the Wand of Gamelon at him]]. [[AnticlimaxBoss And they don't get to see his death cutscene because the disc is dirty]]. |
| 681 | --> '''Dan:''' Here we are preparing for, like, a giant battle... |
| 682 | --> '''Arin:''' YOU MUST DIE--pbblt. |
| 683 | [[/folder]] |
| 684 | |
| 685 | [[folder:Link: The Faces of Evil]] |
| 686 | * When Danny ask which VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames game was released first[[note]]They were both released simultaneously[[/note]], Arin replies "the chicken", comparing Dan's question with the classic chicken-egg dilemma. [[CavemenVsAstronautsDebate Then Arin affirms he believes the chicken did come first, which causes Dan to question his twisted logic.]] |
| 687 | -->'''Arin:''' I'm serious, the chicken came first. Because whatever that chicken came from had to evolve in its birthing process. [[ImmediateSelfContradiction So whether it came from an egg or a from a fucking warm birth--]] |
| 688 | -->'''Dan:''' What do you mean "whether it came from an egg"? If it came from an egg, then the egg came first! |
| 689 | ** Dan then compares Arin's statement with that of a Flat Earth Society stating "We have members [[LogicalFallacies all around the globe]]." |
| 690 | * Their incredulous reaction to the baboon-like enemy in Nortinka. |
| 691 | * In part 4, Danny goes on Wikipedia and finds out how the Philips CD-i [[EpicFail lost its company $1 billion]]. Arin's reaction is a mixture of shock, disbelief, and amusement. |
| 692 | -->'''Arin:''' How did they lose one billion?! You gotta be a severe fuck-up. |
| 693 | * [[https://youtu.be/OIJ-q2b1MUo?t=548 From Part 5]], there's Arin's ''priceless'' reaction to the frozen woman, after Link has thawed her out, giving him Water of Life -- ''then promptly freezing again.'' |
| 694 | * In part 10, Link gets caught between two crab enemies, killing him in a matter of seconds. Both Dan and Arin crack up at this, but Dan brings it home with a quick "HELP!". Arin completely loses it at that point. |
| 695 | * Their reaction to [[VocalDissonance Lupay's voice]] and her death scene in [[https://youtu.be/aNtcki51U54 Part 15]]. |
| 696 | * In [[https://youtu.be/ddvJakLWNNQ?t=1m57s part 17]], they meet Militron, who announces "NOW, YOU MUST DIE!" |
| 697 | -->'''Arin:''' I love how he greets you. |
| 698 | -->'''Danny:''' He's kinda cool-looking. |
| 699 | -->'''Arin:''' Hello! Hey, you must die. Welcome. You must die. |
| 700 | -->'''Danny:''' Will you be staying for dinner? You must die. |
| 701 | -->'''Arin:''' Here's your giftbag. You must die. Welcome to [=WalMart=]. You must die. |
| 702 | -->'''Danny:''' Shalom! And Happy Hanukah! You must die. |
| 703 | -->'''Arin:''' Oh, Link! It's great to see you again! You must die. |
| 704 | -->''[Arin gets killed by worm enemies]'' |
| 705 | -->'''Arin:''' These fucking tapeworms everywhere! What am I supposed to do! |
| 706 | -->'''Danny:''' I'll tell you what you're supposed to do: You must die. |
| 707 | -->'''Arin:''' You ate raw chicken. You must die. These tapeworms will assist. |
| 708 | -->'''Danny:''' Arin! Oh, God, I haven't seen you since high school! |
| 709 | -->'''Arin:''' How long's it been? Fifteen, sixteen years? |
| 710 | -->'''Danny:''' You must die. |
| 711 | -->''' Arin:''' Thank you for calling Game Stop, where you can preorder ''VideoGame/CallOfDutyInfiniteWarfare'', this is Charles speaking. You must die. |
| 712 | -->'''Danny:''' Hello, welcome to Movie Phone! If you know the name of the movie you'd like to see, please press the first three letters of it now! You must die. |
| 713 | * At the end, when Link defeats Ganon and saves Zelda. |
| 714 | -->'''Link:''' I just saved you from Ganon! |
| 715 | -->'''Zelda:''' You did not. |
| 716 | -->''[the wizard pops in to congratulate Link]'' |
| 717 | -->'''Danny:''' ''(as the wizard)'' HE FUCKING TOTALLY DID! DON'T COCKBLOCK HIM! |
| 718 | [[/folder]] |
| 719 | |
| 720 | [[folder:The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild]] |
| 721 | * Arin and Danny's constant arguing over whether or not Link should put on clothes or not. |
| 722 | * Danny bringing up Arin's ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaALinkToThePast'' vs ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime'' WebVideo/{{Sequelitis}} video. |
| 723 | -->'''Arin:''' It's the first Zelda since the first one that's just fucking open. |
| 724 | -->'''Danny:''' It's like they saw your, uh, WebVideo/{{Sequelitis}} and, were like, "We'll fucking show him!" |
| 725 | -->'''Arin:''' I mean, yeah! ''[laughs]'' That would be cool if they were like, "Fuck this guy!" |
| 726 | * Arin and Danny pronounce Oman Au Shrine as "Oh man! Aww, shrine!" |
| 727 | * Dan ''narrowly'' avoids dropping [[NWordPrivileges the N word]] when doing his impression of the Old Man after paragliding in. |
| 728 | * During the Bomb Trial, Arin keeps getting caught in the blast radius. Dan's advice is to run ''away'' from explosions. |
| 729 | * Dan recounts how a female friend of his sent him a photo of an [[DirtyOldMan eighty-year-old man that hit on her]] and asked him what he thought his pick-up line was. Dan's guess is [[RacistGrandma "I don't understand why the Chinese can't just use forks and spoons like the rest of us.]] [[MoodWhiplash You look good tonight!"]] |
| 730 | * Arin accidentally jumps off a cliff, leaving him with just a quarter heart of health, and tries to heal by eating apples only to find that they aren't that effective. He complains that the programmers should have made them heal more health to send the message that apples are good for you, but Danny retorts that "if you jump off a cliff and shatter your body, maybe two apples aren't really going to get the job done. I think that's a fair lesson, actually". |
| 731 | * In the Ja Baij Shrine, Arin has a bit of trouble using the bombs for the first time. When he reenters the temple for a chest he missed, He throws a bomb and runs directly into the explosion (that in this game are detonated by the player, at that). And then proceeds to do it about three more times before the episode ends. |
| 732 | ** In Part 2, Arin attempts to kill a swarm of bees with a bomb. [[https://youtu.be/_wi6nwUxia8?t=5m30s It goes just as well as you'd expect.]] Arin's [[AssPull excuse]] is that they're "bomb-resistant bees." |
| 733 | * After climbing a giant cliff, they find the Owa Daim Shrine. |
| 734 | -->'''Arin and Dan in perfect unison:''' OH A DAAAAMN SHRIIIINE!\ |
| 735 | '''Dan:''' "What's up there?" "Oh, a damn shrine!"\ |
| 736 | '''Arin:''' Who ''names'' these things? |
| 737 | * Arin tries to tell a story: |
| 738 | -->'''Arin:''' So I was at Target...\ |
| 739 | '''Danny:''' Stop ''bragging''! |
| 740 | * In Part 7, Link approaches a giant rock that suddenly gets highlighted by several question marks (indicating to the player there's something in or behind the rock). Arin and Dan are completely baffled by this... and then suddenly a hoard of moblins come charging from behind the rock after Link. The Grumps are [[OhCrap quite taken aback by this.]] |
| 741 | * From Part 9: using a bomb to sneak-attack a Bokoblin camp? Pretty much standard procedure for this game. Danny goes above and beyond, though, with a gentle [[https://youtu.be/AX1ZL8o6bsI?t=310 "Good morning."]] |
| 742 | * In Part 12, around the Lanayru Promenade, Arin manages to escape some bokoblins, only to run into a moblin, which knocks him down a ''quarter'' heart of health. Then Arin accidentally turns into [[Franchise/RickAndMorty Morty]] for a second: |
| 743 | -->'''Arin''': Fuuuuck! Ahh! Oh jeez! ''(giggles)'' Oh jeez, Rick!\ |
| 744 | '''Danny''': Aw, Morty! He's comin' for ya, Morty! |
| 745 | ** Danny then jokes when the Moblin stops chasing them that Link is out of his jurisdiction. |
| 746 | * After meeting Purah in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxQdMLCFUMc Part 14]], Arin and Danny start to suspect, based on how many people remember Link from before his Shrinification and know exactly how to help him or where to point him next in his quest, that Link is a completely ordinary guy who only took a one-hour nap. While he was asleep, everyone in Hyrule decided to [[TrumanShowPlot put together an elaborate lie]] about how he'd been out for 100 years and was suffering amnesia as a result. |
| 747 | -->'''Dan''': And the first person says [[GiverofLameNames "Calamity Ganon"]] and everyone's like "Fuck! Now we all have to commit to that"... |
| 748 | ** By this point in the playthrough, Arin has identified four characters (Hestu, Paya, the first Great Fairy, and Purah) as each being his favorite. It could make for a decent DrinkingGame... |
| 749 | ** They also get a lot of mileage out of the fact that Purah's lab assistant is named Symin, which they insist on pronouncing "see-min." [[AccidentalInnuendo The wording of her experiment notes]] doesn't help. |
| 750 | --->'''Purah's notes''': After twenty seconds of exposure, I felt extreme fatigue and broke into a fever--\ |
| 751 | '''Danny''': [[HaveIMentionedIAmSexuallyActiveToday That'll happen.]]\ |
| 752 | '''Purah's notes''': This morning I kicked Symin awake and had him run a full physical exam on me-- ''[Arin corpses]''\ |
| 753 | '''Danny''': Yeah, I'll bet you did! |
| 754 | * Immediately after activating Hateno Tower, Arin glides off, and wonders whether he can land on the back of one of the horses below him. ''[[Awesome/GameGrumps He does.]]'' |
| 755 | * While [[https://youtu.be/JvKELhFWVQ0?t=8m15s scavenging around]] some inactive Guardians, Arin pans the camera up to see that one of them is alive. Cue massive freakout from Arin, who ends up dying in the process. |
| 756 | -->'''Arin:''' Look at all the shit we're eplorning! |
| 757 | -->'''Danny:''' ''[laughs]'' "Explorning"? |
| 758 | -->'''Arin:''' See? I wouldn't- [[OhCrap OH GOD, IT'S ALIVE]]! |
| 759 | * Riju's introduction in Part 20. Everybody drink! |
| 760 | -->'''Arin''': She's cute, she's my favorite character. |
| 761 | ** After they talk to Malena, whose husband is sick: |
| 762 | --->'''Danny''': My husband's dying. He wanted to die with me, [[FridgeLogic but you know, I'm in this women's city, so...]] Good luck to him, wherever he is.\ |
| 763 | "My husband's dying." "Why, 'cause he's in the fucking desert somewhere?" "Yeah, probably." |
| 764 | * Link meets Bozai. The Grumps are...underwhelmed. |
| 765 | -->'''Arin''': I love how this is "his chance." Making a girl go on a fucking expedition for him.\ |
| 766 | '''Danny''': "You wouldn't believe how few responses I get on my [=OKCupid=] profile!" |
| 767 | ** From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpJTFYmeSw8 the same episode]], Sho Dantu Shrine. |
| 768 | --->''You already showed me to the shrine!'' [in Dan's "Avi voice"] ''"Show Dan to shrine!"'' |
| 769 | * In [[https://youtu.be/unbg0CHorAE?t=12m58s Part 23]], when Link and Riju are teaming up to take on Vah Naboris: |
| 770 | -->'''Riju''' ''[in Arin's patented "princess voice"]'': What a sight. Divine Beast Vah Naboris is pretty intimidating...\ |
| 771 | '''Danny''': [[ICallHimMisterHappy Yeah, call it whatever you want, babe]]. |
| 772 | ** Later: |
| 773 | --->'''Riju''': Ancestors of the Gerudo! Answer my call! Aid me in this task!\ |
| 774 | '''Arin''': [[TheGodsMustBeLazy NOOOO.]]\ |
| 775 | '''Danny''': BUSY.\ |
| 776 | '''Arin''': BITCH PLEASE.\ |
| 777 | '''Danny''': MY THAI FOOD JUST ARRIVED. |
| 778 | ** Also, [[ProudBeauty their interpretation]] of Lady Urbosa. |
| 779 | --->'''Urbosa''': ''[about Zelda working herself to the bone]'' I'd be doing the same thing.\ |
| 780 | '''Arin''': If I wasn't so fuckin' hot and awesome.\ |
| 781 | '''Danny''': Yeah, if I wasn't too busy being ''fucking shredded''. |
| 782 | * While fighting Vah Naboris, Link has to use Bomb Arrows to damage its feet. Place your bets, folks; [[https://youtu.be/54CTxmuMlBg?t=1m35s how will this turn out?]] |
| 783 | -->'''Arin''': Ow! |
| 784 | * [[https://youtu.be/R1ElH_FXCWA?t=21m36s Arin's idea of what Lady Urbosa gets up to after Link leaves]]. |
| 785 | -->Well, now that he's gone... ''(bvvvvvv)'' |
| 786 | * Part 29 has Arin constantly dying in hilarious ways. Particularly when he attempts to kill an electric Keese with a bomb arrow, which explodes in his face. |
| 787 | -->'''Dan''': Arin, I'm gonna punch you right in the head.\ |
| 788 | '''Arin''': What is that, six? |
| 789 | ** And again in [[https://youtu.be/Pg3mZHHaF6A?t=15m10s Part 36.]] The episode title says it all. |
| 790 | --->'''Dan:''' Arin, that was the dumbest death! ''(both laugh as Link's corpse falls through the air)'' |
| 791 | * Also from Part 29: [[https://youtu.be/zsrsJrxlaYg?t=13m24s Arin abuses the Sheikah Slate's selfie function]]. |
| 792 | ** Also, Arin tries to kill a Molduga by throwing bombs from afar, only to get oneshotted by a Lizalfos. |
| 793 | * Arin casually outrunning a Yiga archer, insisting he's not going to get him...then the Yiga teleports in front of Arin and snipes him, dealing four-heart damage and Arin has to be revived with a fairy. |
| 794 | * During [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtucscSmgyE&t=17m55s the fight against Windblight Ganon]], Danny reminisces about an old improv sketch: |
| 795 | -->''[[JewishMother "My grandson just graduated from Hawvahd!"]]''\ |
| 796 | ''"My grandson graduated from Hawvahd summa cum laude!"''\ |
| 797 | ''"My grandson is a warlock! He makes potions! He could turn yoah grandson into a hawwk!"'' |
| 798 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sreRkSx6k3I&t=14m27s Part 38: Arin and Danny argue about how to pronounce Nevada]]. |
| 799 | -->'''Danny''': We were like five minutes overtime arguing about Ne-VAH-dah pronunciations---"NEH-VEH-DAH." '''Goddammit!!''' |
| 800 | ** "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sreRkSx6k3I&lc=UghOElMJ2A8uSngCoAEC Stay tuned tomorrow for the fight over how to pronounce Colorado.]]" |
| 801 | * Part 39: |
| 802 | ** The beginning continues Arin and Danny's Nevada debate from the previous episode. |
| 803 | ** Upon meeting Prince Sidon, the Grumps concoct a RunningGag of the prince repeatedly bashing his head on a rock as he dives back towards the river and floating unconscious downstream. |
| 804 | * Part 40: A discussion of world peace and Nicki Minaj lyrics eventually gives us the phrase "tongue-punched in the brown eye." The best and/or worst part? |
| 805 | -->'''Danny''': ''[choking on his laughter]'' [[CovertPervert Suzy taught me that phrase!]] |
| 806 | * Part 41: |
| 807 | ** Link gets battered with boulders in the Ne'ez Yohma Shrine. |
| 808 | --->'''Danny''': I love it when you say "Watch this", and then disaster strikes. |
| 809 | ** Upon arriving at Zora's Domain, the two take an instant dislike to Muzu, advisor to King Dorephan. By the end of the episode, they start to characterize the king as liking Link better, calling him 'Newzu' and wanting him to take Muzu's place in his court. |
| 810 | --->'''Dan [as King Dorephan]:''' Son, bring this weird stingray thing outside!\ |
| 811 | '''Arin as Dorephan:''' Newzu, dispose of Muzu, '''''for my amuzument!''''' |
| 812 | ** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84GhRYS5My0 Now animated!]] |
| 813 | ** There's also a small CallBack to ''Endless Ocean 2'' in the form of King Dorephan constantly being depressed at the mere mention of Mipha, similar to how Jean-Eric would get irrationally pissed at the mention of his dead son, Mathias, who is dead. Thanks for bringing that up. |
| 814 | * Part 42: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fkl-g-Goquw&t=13m31s Through Sidon, Arin and Danny try to explain to Muzu that Mipha loved Link in explicit detail]]. |
| 815 | -->'''Arin!Sidon''': Now you understand, don't you?\ |
| 816 | '''Danny!Sidon''': They were fucking! Like, crazy fucking!\ |
| 817 | '''Arin!Sidon''': Why don't you get that? We've been hinting at that for the last hour! Gosh! Now you know who her heart belonged to, and who she made that special armor for.\ |
| 818 | '''Danny!Sidon''': She rode his... Hyli-dick. All fucking night.\ |
| 819 | ''[Arin laughs]''\ |
| 820 | '''Arin!Sidon''': His elven dick throughout the land, from the seas of the Zora, to the mountains of Lanayru.\ |
| 821 | ''[Arin and Danny both laugh]''\ |
| 822 | '''Danny!Sidon''': She rode that dick until all the cows and other creatures came home.\ |
| 823 | '''Arin!Sidon''': Now that you know, you must promise to help him save us all, Muzu.\ |
| 824 | '''Danny!Sidon''': For god's sake, this is the man who drained his nugs in Mipha!\ |
| 825 | '''Arin!Muzu:''' Alright fine! I get it! Jesus, don't have to spell it out for me. I've drained my nugs once or twice in my day.\ |
| 826 | '''Danny!Muzu''': Obviously just into the sea though. [they both laugh] I mean, fuck, look at me. I am a nightmare. |
| 827 | ** But can anyone really blame Mipha for jumping his bones? |
| 828 | --->'''Danny!Muzu''': ''[staring at Link wearing the Zora Armor]'' You're ''gorgeous!'' |
| 829 | ** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fkl-g-Goquw&t=7m42s They hang a lampshade on Sidon's rather comfortable demeanor when talking about his sister's sex life]]. |
| 830 | --->'''Arin!Sidon''': I watched the beautiful art of love-making from afar, although taboo. I was only a child then, so I did not know at the time. |
| 831 | ** The ColdOpen to Part 42, in which the Grumps show their appreciation for [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zH9Zca1vRM a little song]] called "The Government Knows (When You Masturbate)."[[note]]As a matter of fact, no, you ''shouldn't'' click that link if you're at work.[[/note]] |
| 832 | --->'''Dan''': Mad respect to the young lady in the American flag bodysuit and the young gentleman in the corndog vest in that video, 'cause, uh, they're really just following their dreams and you can feel it. |
| 833 | ** Danny!Muzu angrily [[https://youtu.be/Fkl-g-Goquw?t=15m8s calls Mipha's statue a bitch,]] causing Arin to break down in laughter for a whole 25 seconds. |
| 834 | ** Arin skims his lines a little bit: |
| 835 | --->'''Arin!Muzu''': That tall mountain over yonder... It is called Polymus[[note]]''paw''-lee-mus[[/note]] Mountain-\ |
| 836 | '''Danny!Muzu''': Ploymus.[[note]](the mountain's actual name)[[/note]]\ |
| 837 | '''Arin!Muzu''': Pl- Ploy-\ |
| 838 | '''Danny!Muzu''': Look at it! Look at the word I'm saying and then say it! |
| 839 | * Part 43 |
| 840 | ** Arin [[https://youtu.be/wT8oqguQul8?t=5s begins the episode]] by demanding "three egg" in a high-pitched, vaguely Eastern European accent |
| 841 | --->'''Dan:''' I don't know why you leaning face-down into my shoulder and saying that, muffled into the couch, was so funny. But here we are! |
| 842 | ** Arin and Danny discussing how people on Tumblr want to fuck Prince Sidon. |
| 843 | --->'''Danny [As Sidon]''': Don't mind me, I'm just banging Tumblr people.\ |
| 844 | '''Arin''': Everybody wishes! |
| 845 | ** When Arin screams in anger over the ice blocks, Danny notes that the tone is exactly the same as when Arin measured his penis and found out that he lost an inch. |
| 846 | * Part 45 is titled: "Spelling Fiasco of 2017." In brief: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOaOd1yM-Jc&t=6m31s Arin confuses the spellings of "ewe" and "eye."]] |
| 847 | ** One of the best parts of this little exchange is the game music syncing up perfectly with Dan's StunnedSilence reaction after Arin makes his mistake. |
| 848 | --->'''Arin:''' Heh. E-y-e? That's "ewe".\ |
| 849 | '''Danny:''' ''[{{beat}}]'' ...[[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe are you fucking serious?]][[note]]Complete with the music segment accompanying the beat being ''perfectly timed''.[[/note]] |
| 850 | ** And then Dan proceeds to mock Arin ''mercilessly''. |
| 851 | --->'''Danny:''' You wanna try spelling "the"? "What's this word? Tuh-heeee? Tuh-heeeeeeeeee?"\ |
| 852 | '''Arin:''' I'm sorry, I just-I got I-I got all flustered-\ |
| 853 | '''Danny:''' ''(Laughing)'' Oh my God!\ |
| 854 | '''Arin:''' Fightin' Waterblight Ganon and-\ |
| 855 | '''Danny:''' [[NeverLiveItDown I will NEVER let you live this down!]]\ |
| 856 | '''Arin:''' Nooooooo! Dammit!\ |
| 857 | ''Not long after''\ |
| 858 | '''Arin:''' What is this guy's deal? Like-\ |
| 859 | '''Danny:''' DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT, YOU CAN'T SPELL "EYE". |
| 860 | ** Now in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li5j8_WnbLU animated form!]] |
| 861 | * In Part 46 Arin & Danny suddenly decide Prince Sidon is gay and King Dorephan is aggressively supportive. |
| 862 | --> [Sidon thanks Link with a cheesy little cheer]\ |
| 863 | '''Arin!Dorephan:''' Well, that was gay. My son. I'm proud of your gayness, son. It's very progressive.\ |
| 864 | '''Danny!Dorephan:''' My son likes to bang dudes, you got a problem with that?\ |
| 865 | '''Arin!Dorephan:''' It's not a problem at all, I was actually hoping he'd be gay!\ |
| 866 | '''Danny!Dorephan:''' I love him! So fuck you.\ |
| 867 | '''Arin!Dorephan:''' [actual dialogue] Everyone is rejoicing! There is no happier place in the world. But Link... There is something I wish to ask you.\ |
| 868 | '''Danny!Dorephan:''' Would you bang my son?\ |
| 869 | '''Arin!Dorephan:''' I know you were into Mipha, but uh, if you could do me a solid-\ |
| 870 | '''Danny!Dorephan:''' But she's dead now, and my son sure isn't.\ |
| 871 | '''Arin!Dorephan:''' Uh, it's-there's-there's no other gay-there's no other gay Zoras here!\ |
| 872 | '''Danny!Dorephan:''' It's like I always say: a living ass is better than a d-dead puss. ''[Arin starts cackling]'' That's a ''[Dorephan leans forward]'' '''CLASSIC ZORA SAYING!'''\ |
| 873 | '''Arin!Dorephan: ''What, you haven't heard it??''''' ''[both laugh]'' |
| 874 | ** The fact that Arin as Dorephan sounds like [[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Mr. Plinkett]]. |
| 875 | * [[https://youtu.be/CPDp-UMCIAM?t=9m55s Partway into Part 53]] Arin casually murders a fox without breaking Link's stride, sending Dan into paroxysms of mirth. |
| 876 | -->'''Arin:''' Check out this fox, he's a friend ''[shoots arrow]'' Now he's dead. |
| 877 | * Every instance of The Voice in Part 54. |
| 878 | * [[https://youtu.be/zS-NFQqVNxc?t=49 Danny spies a Wizzrobe in the background of Part 54]] and compares it to a prancing KKK member. |
| 879 | -->'''Danny:''' Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ''Jews''. |
| 880 | * In Part 55, [[https://youtu.be/RBBU2a-H_7M?t=774 Danny and Arin make arrow sound effects.]] |
| 881 | -->'''Danny:''' I don't know why riddling these things with arrows is the funniest thing I've ever envisioned. |
| 882 | ** Danny, as Zelda, telling Link something. |
| 883 | --->'''Zelda:''' Link! You must protect the Trif...''[FOOOMP! FOOOMPFOOMPFOOMP]'' |
| 884 | --->'''Danny:''' Link, you're really carefree with your arrows. How about some discretion? |
| 885 | * Arin begins Part 60 by trying to hit the sleeping Hinox with a boulder, but it peacefully rolls to rest behind the monster's head without even disturbing his nap. |
| 886 | -->'''Dan:''' Aww, you got him a pillow. How considerate of you. |
| 887 | * In Part 63, Danny asks Matt and Ryan to edit in some epic music as Link pulls the Master Sword, though both Arin and Danny think they put in something stupid. It turns out that Matt and Ryan edited in a midi version of All Star, by Smash Mouth. |
| 888 | * Part 64: [[https://youtu.be/cgOkhAI1vBA?t=6m16s Arin's remark]] that he doesn't like M&M's causes Dan to refer to him as "Noted Internet Douchebag Arin Hanson" |
| 889 | -->'''Arin''': [[SelfDeprecation I want that on my tombstone]], "Noted Internet Douchebag". |
| 890 | * Part 66: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-pKKAwmTmk&t=130s The Grumps meet Tanko the Goron]]. |
| 891 | -->'''Danny as Tanko:''' I only have one nipple. I don't like to talk about it. Thanks for bringing it up! |
| 892 | -->'''Arin as Link:''' I d- I didn't bring it up... |
| 893 | -->'''Arin as Tanko:''' MOOOM! This guy's harassing me! |
| 894 | -->'''Danny as Tanko:''' About the mono-nip! |
| 895 | -->'''Arin as Tanko's mother:''' Don't let him harass you about the mono-nip, it's genetic! |
| 896 | -->'''Arin as Tanko:''' You just told him you have a mono-nip too! |
| 897 | * Part 68: Danny's [[https://youtu.be/pHb9KuyhWPE?t=7m49s righteous anger]] at the "Black Science Man" meme (which ascribes the quote "People don't think the universe be like it is, but it do" to UsefulNotes/NeilDeGrasseTyson).[[note]]This is actually based on a statement by baseball player Oscar Gamble.[[/note]] Judging by Arin's enjoyment of his reaction, this may not be the first time the subject has come up. |
| 898 | -->'''Arin''': He didn't say that?!\ |
| 899 | '''Danny''': Yeah. [[SarcasmMode Hard to believe]]. |
| 900 | * In Part 73, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1EOtLuRAFo&t=21m19s Arin walks up to Bladon the Goron]], pronounces his name as "BLADD-on", and walks off laughing his ass off. |
| 901 | -->'''Danny:''' I believe it's "BLAY-don", but... ''[Arin continues to laugh]'' it's fine... |
| 902 | * "[[https://youtu.be/WMIg72QM9qE?t=6m50s Thank you for your service.]]" |
| 903 | * "[[https://youtu.be/QPyyLB-zcZ0?t=50s The Moon Zelda]]" |
| 904 | * The bizarre opening to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAM8zBsueq4 Part 76]] |
| 905 | -->'''Dan:''' What time in a relationship do you think is the right time to introduce the weird shit?\ |
| 906 | '''Arin:''' Uhh... I just feel like right away is...\ |
| 907 | '''Dan:''' Really?\ |
| 908 | '''Arin:''' I mean... y'know it's like, a relationship is built on trust and--\ |
| 909 | '''Dan:''' And urinating on each other?\ |
| 910 | '''Arin:''' Uhhh yeah, I mean it's like... Date Two.\ |
| 911 | '''Dan:''' Date Two! You'd pee on a girl on Date Two?\ |
| 912 | '''Arin:''' Well, I wouldn't pee on a girl, period.\ |
| 913 | '''Dan:''' ...Huh. Me neither then. ''[long pause]'' Anyway, Zelda... ''[they both crack up]'' |
| 914 | * Part 79: Arin [[https://youtu.be/Zbkvf9gMJRY?t=11m10s receives a special weapon]] to fight Ganon's final form... then in typical Arin fashion, wastes ''four minutes'' doing zero damage and whining about how the weapon isn't working [[https://youtu.be/Zbkvf9gMJRY?t=15m20s only to realize]] [[EpicFail he forgot to equip it]]. Even the usually chill Danny was unforgiving. |
| 915 | -->'''Dan:''' You dumb bastard!\ |
| 916 | '''Arin:''' I wasn't using the right bow.\ |
| 917 | '''Dan:''' Yeah, no shit! |
| 918 | ** Earlier in the episode: |
| 919 | --->'''Arin:''' That's not Ganon...\ |
| 920 | '''Danny:''' No?\ |
| 921 | '''Arin:''' He's got a silly beard and everything, but--\ |
| 922 | ''[BossSubtitles appear]''\ |
| 923 | '''Arin:''' [[InstantlyProvenWrong Oh.]] |
| 924 | ** The long-awaited return of a certain princess: |
| 925 | --->'''Arin!Zelda:''' [[IncomingHam What's up, bitches?]]\ |
| 926 | '''Danny!Zelda:''' I'm the hottest loogie of all time! |
| 927 | *** Including OverlyLongGag about Link drawing a blank about who she is. They stretch it into the credits... |
| 928 | * [[https://youtu.be/Zbkvf9gMJRY?t=26m4s Go Fukuma]] |
| 929 | * "Hey, Arin. How does Darude's Sandstorm go again?" Now beautifully remixed [[https://youtu.be/lrGYsRgDaso here.]] |
| 930 | ** One of the top comments for the remix video happens to be by none other than LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun. |
| 931 | --->'''NCS''': Yup. |
| 932 | *** [[https://youtu.be/vVvQgMx1yhU And animated!! ]] |
| 933 | * Arin and Danny's fascination with a certain piece of dialogue from the movie ''Whore'' ("Why don't you stick it up your own asshole?" "Would if I could, bitch!") [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4erDKp9biCU&t=177m35s reaches its peak]] when they start saying it faster and faster, eventually devolving to single-syllable yelping noises, which they realize sounds like Link's VoiceGrunting. They then joke that that ''is'' how Link's voice acting was created, and that if you slow it down... |
| 934 | -->'''Danny as Link:''' Would if I could, bitch! |
| 935 | [[/folder]] |
| 936 | |
| 937 | [[folder:Zelda's Adventure]] |
| 938 | * Right off the bat, the game plays a demo, much to Danny's dismay. |
| 939 | -->'''Arin:''' Hey, welcome to the black screen.\ |
| 940 | '''Danny:''' Well, this is fucki-- (''the game's demo pops up'') (Arin: No no no) ''Oh god''. Ohh, Is that what it looks like? (Arin: No no no no no. Spoilers. Spoilers.) ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh no]]''. That was horrible-looking. |
| 941 | * The name Arin chooses: Qoxonmafase[[note]]Cocks on my face[[/note]] |
| 942 | * When Arin hits the "Done" button, it makes a pained groan: |
| 943 | -->'''Arin:''' (''imitates the noise'')\ |
| 944 | '''Danny:''' Oh my god. You stabbed the name generator! |
| 945 | * Most of the first episode is spent dying over and over due to Arin being unable to find a weapon. When he finally cracks and asks Dan to look up a walkthrough. As he looks it up, Arin [[https://youtu.be/UmNl5sM24qc?t=14m15s almost immediately finds a weapon]]. Turns out ''[[FailedASpotCheck he never went east from the starting screen, where the sword is located.]]'' |
| 946 | * According to Arin, the enemies explode into popcorn when you kill them. |
| 947 | * When Danny asks Arin what he'd name the enemies, he runs into some bad luck: |
| 948 | -->'''Arin:''' (''goes down a screen'') Um. Let's see. (''screen scrolls'') Uhh, These guys right here. (''the screen loads, showing nothing'') Umm. Well, there's nobody here. (''goes down another screen'') Uhh, these guys down here...\ |
| 949 | '''Danny:''' Uhh huh.\ |
| 950 | '''Arin:''' Uhh (''screen scrolls'') I would call-- (''screen loads revealing nothing again'') Aw, fuck.\ |
| 951 | '''Danny:''' (''snickers'') Fuck.\ |
| 952 | '''Arin:''' These guys over here. (''goes over a screen'') I would call them... (''screen scrolls and loads, revealing nothing once again'') God fucking damnit! |
| 953 | * The [[TomTheDarkLord mundane names]] that Arin assigns the enemies. |
| 954 | ** Peahats = Larrys |
| 955 | ** Rolling stone heads = Carls |
| 956 | ** Moblins = Frank Juniors |
| 957 | ** Leevers = Stevens |
| 958 | ** Keese = Dylans/Wax Candles[[note]]In Part 3, Arin forgets that he called them Dylans.[[/note]] |
| 959 | * Arin and Danny doing impressions after the latter notes that the "Carl" enemies look like musty grey [[WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce Meatwads]]. |
| 960 | * At one point, Arin refers to Zelda's wand as a piss stick and continues to call it that for the rest of the playthrough. |
| 961 | * As Part 2 is ending, Arin gets killed by Keese: |
| 962 | -->"Noooo! The Dylan got me!" |
| 963 | * By Part 3, ''Danny'' is already fed up with the game's quality, with ''Arin'' defending it (though mockingly). As Arin struggles to find something to praise the game: |
| 964 | -->'''Dan:''' (mockingly) [[WhatTheHellHero "How dare you?]] [[DamnedByFaintPraise 4 or 5 people worked]] ''[[DamnedByFaintPraise reasonably]]'' [[DamnedByFaintPraise hard on this!"]] |
| 965 | * The whole level/boss fight against Lort. |
| 966 | ** It already starts funny when Lort warns Zelda to not enter his lair, in a deep raspy voice that sounds like he has a Jamaican accent: |
| 967 | ---> '''Lort''': '''"DO NOHT COM EEN HEAAH!!!"''' |
| 968 | ** Whenever Lort defeats Zelda, they keep saying his name (as if he was a big deal) to complain about him: |
| 969 | ---> '''Arin''': Looooort!! |
| 970 | ---> '''Dan''': Looort! (sigh) Lort have mercy! |
| 971 | ---> '''Arin''': DAMMIT LORT! |
| 972 | ---> '''Dan''': (laughs) |
| 973 | ---> '''Arin''': Fucking Lort! |
| 974 | ** During the fight itself: |
| 975 | ---> '''Arin''': He does that weird shit where he backs up into me! |
| 976 | ---> '''Dan''': Hm. That's hot! |
| 977 | ** Arin keeps losing against Lort, despite Dan guiding him with a walkthrough. This whole time, he had been using the jade ring to attack him. However, after several losses... |
| 978 | ---> '''Dan''': "To defeat Lort, simply hit him 10 times with Zelda's wand". |
| 979 | ---> '''Arin''': Really? |
| 980 | ---> '''Dan''': "Be sure not to use the jade ring, it does almost no damage..." (laughs) |
| 981 | ---> '''Arin''': '''SON OF A BITCH!!!''' I told you to look it up, and you didn't look it up! |
| 982 | ---> '''Dan''': (laughs) I diiid! |
| 983 | ---> '''Arin''': I've been wasting my fucking Rupees and my time and my life... |
| 984 | ---> '''Dan''': (keeps on laughing) |
| 985 | ---> '''Arin''': I got nothing anymore!! |
| 986 | ---> '''Dan''': (laughs) |
| 987 | ---> '''Arin''': I'm fucking selling crack on the street through trying to beat Lort with a green ring, dude!! |
| 988 | ---> '''Dan''': (keeps on laughing) |
| 989 | ---> '''Arin''': Jesus Christ! All I got to do is this, all I got to do is this... |
| 990 | ---> '''Dan''': Oh my goood... oh my goood... I'm in love with this game now. |
| 991 | ---> '''Arin''': ... Fucking Lort. |
| 992 | ** Danish viewers get an extra chuckle. "Lort" means "Shit" in Danish. |
| 993 | * [[https://youtu.be/C7ctYkfM7N4?t=213 Arin going off on a merchant]]: |
| 994 | -->'''Merchant:''' That was a wise purchase, young princess.\ |
| 995 | '''Arin:''' '''I DON'T CARE! I DON'T CARE! SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH! YOU LIVE IN A SHACK!'''\ |
| 996 | '''Danny:''' Okay. That's-- Shack is pretty generous. |
| 997 | * As he's passing through screens to get back to an NPC, another NPC starts talking to him: |
| 998 | -->'''Arin:''' No! No! No! Nooo! You do not get screen time! |
| 999 | * [[https://youtu.be/HMXW7ywcJ7Y?t=105 Their reactions]] to Findo, the strange mushroom creature that sounds like it's speaking from the bottom of a well. |
| 1000 | * "Oh, a town? Yay, I'll hear more people talking through fucking tubas." |
| 1001 | * Immediately after Danny says how peaceful it is in the town, Arin heads one screen over and comes across "The Fucking' Kraken"[[note]]an octorok[[/note]], which they're both frightened by. |
| 1002 | * Danny's reaction to the Green Zolas: |
| 1003 | -->"Oh god! They're hideous!" |
| 1004 | * Upon encountering a fairy for the first time: |
| 1005 | -->'''Arin:''' Awesome!\ |
| 1006 | '''Danny:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, man, it looks so good.]] It's like a potato in a wig.\ |
| 1007 | '''Arin:''' Yeahhhh! With wings coming out of its head! Its big Dumbo ears flying around... in the pond...\ |
| 1008 | '''Danny:''' This game is like someone having like a vague nightmare about Zelda.\ |
| 1009 | '''Arin:''' (''snickers'') It really is. |
| 1010 | * The entirety of [[https://youtu.be/p9XXDu-50I0?t=504 their encounter]] with the Mimic Moles: |
| 1011 | -->'''Danny:''' Oh come on! You didn't--This walkthrough didn't mention construction workers that rise out of the ground.\ |
| 1012 | [....]\ |
| 1013 | '''Arin:''' Are they zipping in and out of reality? Is this the fucking Matrix? What the hell's going on? |
| 1014 | * When inside the Shrine of Illusion, Dan and Arin are getting very frustrated at the game's tedious and non-intuitive nature. They are reading a guy's walkthrough to make it easier. After defeating some enemies, and expecting to finish the level in a "pretty straightforward" way, they [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbLQp3-alew&feature=youtu.be&t=7m9s stumble into a very weird character...]] their reaction is priceless. |
| 1015 | --> '''Arin''': Just... ''[takes breath]'' try to breathe. |
| 1016 | --> '''Dan''': Yep. |
| 1017 | --> '''Arin''': [[HopeSpot He said after this]] [[BlatantLies it's pretty straightforward]]. |
| 1018 | -->''[Immediately after he says this, Zelda arrives in a room where a strange werewolf-like creature in a jester costume - called Pasquinade by the way - spins around.]'' |
| 1019 | --> '''Dan''': Woah, woah! |
| 1020 | --> '''Arin''': What the FUCK! |
| 1021 | --> '''Pasquinade''': Look to your heart. Look to your dreams. [[RhymesOnADime You'll find that nothing is what it seems.]] ''[EvilLaugh]'' |
| 1022 | -->''[[[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Pasquinade disappears in sparkles]]]'' |
| 1023 | --> '''Dan''' Uh, hum. |
| 1024 | --> '''Arin''': Uh. |
| 1025 | --> '''Dan''': Humm. |
| 1026 | --> '''Arin''': Uhhh. |
| 1027 | --> '''Dan''': O... kay. |
| 1028 | --> '''Arin''': Hum. |
| 1029 | --> '''Dan''': Well... |
| 1030 | --> '''Arin''': Huh. |
| 1031 | --> '''Dan''': Neat. |
| 1032 | --> '''Arin''': Uh. |
| 1033 | --> '''Dan''': Neat great! |
| 1034 | --> '''Arin''': Uh. Uh. |
| 1035 | --> '''Dan''': (chuckles) |
| 1036 | --> '''Arin''': Uhh I don't know... |
| 1037 | --> '''Dan''': Yeah, I don't know, I don't know. |
| 1038 | --> '''Arin''': I'm a little, hum... |
| 1039 | * Arin gets frustrated while Dan reads the walkthrough. |
| 1040 | -->'''Arin:''' How the fuck am I supposed to duck? The fuck, Dan? |
| 1041 | -->'''Dan:''' I dunno. Stop yelling at me. (laugh) |
| 1042 | -->'''Arin:''' I'm not yelling at you! I'm yelling ''with'' you! |
| 1043 | [[/folder]] |
| 1044 | |
| 1045 | [[folder:The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask]] |
| 1046 | * The episode opens with Arin [[FlameBait openly insulting the graphics of the game]] as seen on the menu. Danny, in a desperate attempt to stop the potential hate comments, insists that they start the episode over (complete with super-fast intro), at which point Arin [[{{Troll}} immediately jumps right back into it]]. |
| 1047 | * In the grand tradition of giving Link ridiculous names whenever possible, the Grumps decide on the name '''Spuunt'''. |
| 1048 | * Once they reset for the first time, Tatl realizes that they now have the ocarina and the mask salesman can return them to normal. She asks if the player flat-out forgot about that part... |
| 1049 | -->'''Arin:''' Shut the fuck up. Would you shut the fu- SHUT THE ''FUCK UP!'' |
| 1050 | -->'''Danny!Tatl:''' Oooookay. |
| 1051 | -->'''Arin:''' [[IResembleThatRemark I did forget, though]], so thanks for reminding me. But stop making me look like an idiot. |
| 1052 | * Almost every time they enter an area and get an establishing shot with [[NightmareFace the moon]], Dan audibly recoils in distress. |
| 1053 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwYmkPmyRJY&t=239s Part 7]] has them playing up Kotake's [[CloudCuckoolander weirdness into full on crazy]]. |
| 1054 | * Arin angrily asks Dan, "Have you ever watched an episode of ''Game Grumps''?" The pair both agree that they haven't. But the funniest part is: |
| 1055 | -->'''Dan:''' I lost interest after Jon left the show. |
| 1056 | * Dan scolding Arin for lying to the monkey: |
| 1057 | -->'''Danny''': You even told the monkey you understood! ''(Arin giggles)'' He specifically asked you if you got everything! |
| 1058 | -->'''Arin''': You lied to him! |
| 1059 | -->'''Danny''': You absolutely lied to his little monkey face! |
| 1060 | -->'''Arin''': Don't call it a little monkey face, that makes me feel really bad! |
| 1061 | * After defeating Odolwa, Dan accidentally calls Tatl "t.a.T.u", queue both Dan and Arin bursting into a rendition of "All The Things She Said" just before the credits. |
| 1062 | * After returning the Deku Princess, this exchange: |
| 1063 | --->'''Deku Princess''': Oh, Mr. Monkey, I am truly sorry. Father does such rash things when he's worried about me. |
| 1064 | --->'''Danny!Monkey''': [[JiveTurkey Shit, bitch, it ain't no thing!]] |
| 1065 | * In the climax of Part 18, Dan and Arin introduce a new character named "Spoiler Owl", who acts like a normal information-giving owl only to spoil movie twists. The climax of the joke comes when Arin, in-character as Spoiler Owl, spoils about how [[Literature/HarryPotter Snape kills Dumbledore]]...only to end up '''spoiling Dan for real''' because Dan hadn't watched/read any of the ''Harry Potter'' movies/books. Cue Arin desperately backpedalling by claiming that it's just a meme and didn't actually happen, which Dan doesn't believe for a second. |
| 1066 | -->'''Dan:''' I chose a ''Film/CitizenKane'' spoiler because that movie's '''[[ItWasHisSled seventy years old]]'''. \ |
| 1067 | '''Arin:''' Harry Potter's been out for like twenty years!\ |
| 1068 | '''Dan:''' It has not.\ |
| 1069 | '''Arin:''' It's been out for long! *both start cracking up at Arin's momentary loss for words* (The first Harry Potter book came out in 1997, so technically, 21 years ago. The first Harry Potter film came out in 2001, 17 years ago.)\ |
| 1070 | |
| 1071 | * Dan & Arin's jokes about the Gorons' prominent man-boobs comes to a head [[https://youtu.be/8Zcn7E8-_E0?t=14m38s near the end of Part 22]]: |
| 1072 | -->'''Arin:''' "The lullaby blankets listeners in calm while making eyelids grow heavy." And nipples grow large.\ |
| 1073 | '''Dan:''' [imitating [[Film/KungPowEnterTheFist Wimp Lo]]] My nipples look like milk duds!\ |
| 1074 | '''Arin:''' [in similar voice] Hoo I've got 30 nipples! And only five of them lactate!\ |
| 1075 | '''Dan, laughing his ass off:''' That's fu-- What is that from?\ |
| 1076 | '''Arin:''' Looks like you'll have to find out which one!\ |
| 1077 | '''Dan:''' What are you talking about?\ |
| 1078 | [later]\ |
| 1079 | '''Dan:''' But which nipples--alright, seeya.\ |
| 1080 | '''Arin:''' Which one is lactating? Use your mouth to find out! Ooowoo! |
| 1081 | * In part 23, immediately as the episode starts, Arin continues the Goron nipple joke from the previous episode. |
| 1082 | -->'''Airin:''' Welcome back to Game Grump! |
| 1083 | -->'''Dan:''' Welcome! |
| 1084 | -->'''Arin:''' The only show where you can guess which of my 30 nipples is- [Dan cuts him off] |
| 1085 | -->'''Dan:''' Alright, Arin. I was kinda hoping we'd move past this! |
| 1086 | -->'''Arin:''' I'm sorry. |
| 1087 | -->'''Dan:''' Everyone else has had 24 hours to refresh, but it's been 6 seconds for me! |
| 1088 | * "I am warning you with peace and love!" |
| 1089 | * Arin starts [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5koxaVw3xU part 29]] explaining that Dan's mouth is full (probably of [[RunningGag peanut butter]]) and he has asked Arin to talk instead, for which Arin demands [[SexForServices payment]]. |
| 1090 | -->'''Arin:''' Let's just say, uh, your mouth is gonna be full again! [[[LampshadedDoubleEntendre evil chuckle]]]\ |
| 1091 | '''Dan:''' Oh, jeez, uh, suddenly I feel I'm okay to talk. |
| 1092 | * In [[https://youtu.be/iSLXteBE0FA?t=5m22s Part 34]] Dan doesn't feel Arin is [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor giving Flat a distinctive enough voice]]... |
| 1093 | * Then immediately after that, whilst reading the inscription on Flat's grave: |
| 1094 | -->'''Arin:''' "The thousand years of raindrops summoned by my song are my tears. The thunder that strikes the earth is my anger." [[MoodWhiplash Here's some fuckin' dumbass notes for your controller.]] |
| 1095 | * Arin's tantrum over trying to make Dampe move to a certain spot to dig, especially Dan's squeaky laughter in the background. |
| 1096 | * [[SoundEffectBleep We can't quite tell]] what Danny says [[https://youtu.be/220tpqyeSCw?t=6m23s six and a half minutes into Part 37]], but our best guess is that [[OpenMouthInsertFoot it begins with "F" and rhymes with "baguette"]]. |
| 1097 | -->'''Dan:''' Seriously, Matt, Ryan...bleep that out, 'cause that shit is a career-ender. |
| 1098 | * [[CallBack Arin getting his ass kicked by a clam]], just like in the Water Temple. |
| 1099 | ** Arin has a LamePunReaction to Danny's clam pun. |
| 1100 | --->'''Danny:''' It's like he's in the Ku Klux ''Klam''! |
| 1101 | --->'''Arin:''' I will actually stab you. |
| 1102 | * In Part 40, Arin tries to jump into a tank as Zora Link to get an egg, only for the skeleton fish to swarm him and take a big chunk of HP. So he [[https://youtu.be/eIwmNlZJnsQ?t=9m22s turns back into Link to drop a bomb into the water]]... then the bomb explodes and throws him ''back into'' the tank, where he then gets attacked by the fish. ''[[EpicFail Twice.]]'' |
| 1103 | --->'''Danny''': ''(giggling)'' You blew yourself ''out of'' and ''into'' the water! On two separate occasions! |
| 1104 | --->'''Arin''': My bad. |
| 1105 | * Danny commenting he thought Link was trying to get Zora eggs because they are a delicacy and Link wants to eat them. |
| 1106 | * In episode 44, [[https://youtu.be/Sbp1KwoKDy4?t=16m9s Arin makes a snipe at the Gerudo Pirates, calling them "The Purples".]] [[LaughingAtYourOwnJokes He actually loses it over this.]] Dan is incredulous. |
| 1107 | -->'''Danny''': Wow. Arin, I've never seen you knock yourself out with a non-joke like that. |
| 1108 | * In episode 46, Dan and Arin both talk about how they enjoy the song [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY5lgaeki38 Old 45's]] by Chromeo, but neither can remember how it goes. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXb0kFYoby0 Arin tries to sing it anyway.]] |
| 1109 | -->'''Arin:''' ''[singing]'' 'Put on- Put a record on, and put it in old fort-y-fiiiiives...' ''[speaking normally]'' Some shit like that, I don't know. |
| 1110 | -->'''Dan:''' That sounds closer to fuckin' [[ShoutOut Get Schwifty]] from ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'', than it does... the Chromeo song. |
| 1111 | -->'''Arin:''' ''[talking over Dan]'' 'Puuut a record on, puuut a record on, ''[unintelligible mumbling]''- ollld forty-fiiives...'[[note]]'Old 45's' does not actually contain any variation of the lyric 'put a record on'.[[/note]] |
| 1112 | * Arin skips over the flavour text describing the skullfish while Dan is in the middle of reading it, only getting as far as "once it bites..." [[SoUnfunnyItsFunny Every time thereafter Arin runs into a skullfish expect Dan will warn him that "Once it bites!"]] Even [[OverlyLongGag after Arin goes back and reads the flavour text to try and shut him up.]] |
| 1113 | * This exchange in Part 48: |
| 1114 | -->'''Danny:''' Boy, they really went off-script. |
| 1115 | -->'''Arin:''' Yeah. All the things that make a Zelda game a Zelda game. But do they truly make a Zelda game-? |
| 1116 | -->'''Danny:''' Arin, get off your soapbox for a goddamn second. |
| 1117 | * When Arin starts complaining because he lost the horse race, Dan suggests they go to the bank to get more rupees. Arin complains endlessly about how much longer this will take, cue him warping there in like no time at all. |
| 1118 | -->'''Danny:''' Arin, you've overreacting. Now go to the bank. ''(giggles)'' |
| 1119 | * In Part 53 Arin mentions how the Grumps have been working out and uh... [[https://youtu.be/dmGRVbac-c4?t=7m just hear it for yourself...]] |
| 1120 | * Also from Part 53, after obtaining the shield that reflects light, Dan is unnerved [[UncannyValley by the nightmare face on the shield]], and wonders why nothing in this game can just have a normal looking face. [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes And, then another nightmare-ish face pops up just seconds later.]] |
| 1121 | * An exchange [[https://youtu.be/Ucyehw-OHK0?t=6m55s here]] in part 57 starts out touching and turns [[BlackComedy dark]] real quick. |
| 1122 | -->'''Arin:''' I want them to play this at my funeral!\ |
| 1123 | '''Dan:''' Dude, I ''will'' play an Elegy of Emptiness at your funeral. I'll feel so sad.\ |
| 1124 | '''Arin:''' Aw, you'll be empty at my funeral?\ |
| 1125 | '''Dan:''' Of course!\ |
| 1126 | '''Arin:''' Empty enough to play an elegy?\ |
| 1127 | '''Dan:''' My wallet will be empty 'cuz we won't be doing Game Grumps anymore. [they both laugh] |
| 1128 | * in Part 61 Dan plays a voicemail from Granny Sexbang calling him her "favourite guy" and Arin tries to make him feel bad about it. |
| 1129 | -->'''Arin:''' You think she says that to everybody?\ |
| 1130 | '''Dan:''' No. Nope. I really do believe I'm her favourite guy.\ |
| 1131 | '''Arin:''' Huh. Pretty narcissistic of you, huh?\ |
| 1132 | '''Dan:''' Well, no, cuz she's my favourite lady!\ |
| 1133 | '''Arin:''' Well I guess your mom would feel pretty bad about hearing that huh?\ |
| 1134 | '''Dan:''' Arin, what the fuck is your objective here? Like, what are you trying to accomplish? ...Is this the betrayal?? [Arin bursts out laughing] |
| 1135 | * Episode 62: |
| 1136 | ** [[https://youtu.be/DhLgxgLf4_k?t=2m58s Danny brings up]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQjm1c8BtoM "Diddle Kid" Animated]]. Both of them spend much of the episode saying "You've been diddled!" or "I like to diddle!" |
| 1137 | ** [[https://youtu.be/DhLgxgLf4_k?t=14m9s Arin goes through an ordeal to find a chest.]] |
| 1138 | --->'''Arin:''' I hope this is a key. Please be a key. ''[it's a stray fairy]'' I will fucking murder you in your sleep. |
| 1139 | * In Part 64, Dan laments that there's two crows outside mating. Arin thinks it's nice as it means they're producing children. |
| 1140 | * In Part 68, they express amusement over an NPC's [[SpecialEffectFailure "Minecraft dog"]]. Later on, while wearing the Deku Shrub mask, it looks as if Link accidentally sucked his fairy into one of the music horns. After Dan asks about this, Arin remarks, "Sometimes you gotta eat!" |
| 1141 | * In Part 76 they discuss machines that play tunes when a dying patient flatlines, and Dan jokes that'd suggest "Ding-Dong, The Witch Is Dead". |
| 1142 | * Upon finding the Sun's Mask. |
| 1143 | -->'''Arin:''' [[LiteralMinded "You'd think it would be bigger than that."]] |
| 1144 | * In Part 80, the Giants are introduced, [[https://youtu.be/Tofy8QGy8H8?t=945 Frank, Bill, Frank and other Frank]]. |
| 1145 | * A bit of bad (or good, depending on your view) timing during the end credits: as they are discussing the game, Dan proclaims "You saved everyone!"... [[BlackComedy while the credits sequence is showing the Deku Butler crying over his dead son.]] |
| 1146 | * Arin [[CurbStompBattle whoops Majora so hard as Fierce Deity, losing zero hearts that he reloads the save state.]] He fights him as regular Link and still pretty easily wins, though it's more satisfying. |
| 1147 | [[/folder]] |
| 1148 | |
| 1149 | [[folder:The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword]] |
| 1150 | * The wacky name this time? "Spoompls". |
| 1151 | --->'''Dan''': Spoom please! |
| 1152 | * Dan starts the series off with "That's Arin Hanson, and I'm King Shit of Fuck Mountain Dan Avidan!" |
| 1153 | * Dan narrating two Loftwings flying in the opening scene: |
| 1154 | --->'''Dan''': "Mind if I fly with you?" "Fuck off, Carl!" ''(Arin starts laughing)'' |
| 1155 | * The fact that Arin hates this game but Dan's trying to give it a chance, yet Dan quickly gets irritated with [[AnnoyingVideoGameHelper how much Fi intrudes on gameplay]]. |
| 1156 | ** Dan murders sarcasm, snarking to Fi about the (squirrel, tree, monstrosity) Kikwi being unable to be mistaken for Zelda. |
| 1157 | --->'''Dan:''' Is that right? You're sure that thing's NOT my girlfriend? |
| 1158 | * In Part 2, Spoompls meets with Zelda and Headmaster Gaepora. As usual, the whole entire first meeting with Zelda is entertaining, but its Zelda's father who steals the show this time. When voicing him, Dan often has Gaepora throw in a comment about his body. |
| 1159 | --->'''Dan!Gaepora:''' Its encouraging to see you up so early- GOD, I'M BLOATED, given your capacity for sleep. |
| 1160 | |
| 1161 | --->'''Dan!Gaepora:''' If you win today's ceremonial race- WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH MY EYEBROWS!? |
| 1162 | |
| 1163 | --->'''Dan!Gaepora:''' But you've known him since you were little. Little like my head! Do you think my head is too small for my body? |
| 1164 | ** Things only get better when Gaepora starts to talk about Link's connection with his loftwing. |
| 1165 | --->'''Dan!Gaepora:''' The bird that came to him was a Crimson Loftwing |
| 1166 | --->'''Arin!Gaepora:''' The stupidest of the Loftwings! |
| 1167 | --->'''Dan!Gaepora:''' It pooped out of its cloaca! Birds have a cloaca! It was a breed so rare we thought it had vanished from the line. We couldn't find its cloaca! |
| 1168 | --->'''Arin!Gaepora:''' We thought it was exterminated because of how stupid it was! |
| 1169 | |
| 1170 | --->'''Dan!Gaepora:''' They were meant for each other. Much like you and he are not! And judging by how jealous you were that day, I'd say the friendship he shared with his bird didn't go unnoticed by you, my dear. |
| 1171 | --->'''Arin!Zelda:''' BUT WHAT IF HE WANTS TO FUCK THE BIRD!? |
| 1172 | --->'''Dan!Gaepora:''' We all want to fuck the bird! |
| 1173 | --->'''Dan!Spoompls:''' I wanna fuck the bird! [Arin laughs] |
| 1174 | --->'''Arin!Spoompls:''' Just thinking about that cloaca! |
| 1175 | * On the subject of wacky names, Dan decides that one of the {{NPC}}s is named "The Great Genginee." |
| 1176 | * In Part 5, Zelda starts hearing a voice calling out to her. Arin and Dan decide it was talking about a certain crab, while also poking fun at themselves. |
| 1177 | --->'''Arin!Zelda:''' I heard this voice a few moments ago. Did you hear it too? It was like... |
| 1178 | --->'''Dan:''' [Dan cuts in] LETS GET READY TO RUMMBLEEEEEE! |
| 1179 | --->'''Arin!Zelda:''' It was talking about crabs. |
| 1180 | --->'''Dan:''' Awwwww yay! Nice call back! |
| 1181 | --->'''Arin:''' Fuck yer father! Fuck yer father! |
| 1182 | --->'''Arin!Zelda:''' Its been happening a lot lately...Its the strangest feeling. |
| 1183 | --->'''Dan!Zelda:''' It feels like something two idiots would have said two years ago, but its like, kinda still sticking with me for some reason. |
| 1184 | * Groose's line: "No way was I gonna let some scrawny clown snatch that prize away from me". The Grumps' takeaway: [[HehHehYouSaidX "Scrawny clown snatch"]]. |
| 1185 | * In part 6, Arin and Dan continue their discussion about scrawny clown snatch as a wifi name. Arin talks about how he would drop hints to his neighbors while Dan decides he will create two wifi sources. One named "Dan's Wifi", and "Scrawny Clown Snatch", then frame his neighbor. |
| 1186 | --->'''Arin:''' I heard Phoebe's got "Scrawny Clown Snatch" over there! Watch out for her! |
| 1187 | ** When Arin has to jump off the statue and land on a circle using the sailcloth, he insists [[TemptingFate "You don't even need to open it, it does it automatically for you"]]... and THUD. Dan then starts laughing uncontrollably. Then Arin does it ''again''. |
| 1188 | * Arin running straight into a Deku Baba, which knocks him off the path. Queue Dan asking Matt and Ryan to replay it in slow-motion with fitting music. |
| 1189 | * "Footgroose." |
| 1190 | * When reading Ghirahim's dialogue, Dan decides Ghirahim kissed Link when he got his face really close, complete with a "Mwah!" |
| 1191 | * Part 20 has Arin find out about Gratitude Crystals. |
| 1192 | -->'''Arin:''' What's in it for me? |
| 1193 | -->'''Dan:''' You will receive five Gratitude Crystals. |
| 1194 | -->'''Arin:''' ...Are you fucking serious? |
| 1195 | -->'''Dan:''' ''(Laughing)'' Yeah. |
| 1196 | -->'''Arin:''' That sounds like a parody. |
| 1197 | -->'''Dan:''' ''(Laughs)'' |
| 1198 | -->'''Arin:''' That sounds like what ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' would do if they made, like, a made-up video game achievement. |
| 1199 | -->'''Dan:''' Yeah. |
| 1200 | * Part 24, Dan is horrified at Arin killing some harmless ladybirds. |
| 1201 | ** From the same episode, Arin trying to kill some monsters, only to hold the bomb for too long, it explodes, knocks him into the lava and kills him instantly. |
| 1202 | * Arin has an... ''interesting'' way of spelling "key". |
| 1203 | -->KEY! ''Key-ee-ee''! Key! |
| 1204 | * In Part 26, Dan is talking about how earlier that day he got cussed out while driving. |
| 1205 | -->'''Arin:''' [[SpottingTheThread Wait, you don't have your car right now]]. |
| 1206 | -->'''Dan:''' Uh, no. I was, uh...lying. |
| 1207 | ** Arin bursts out laughing, and Dan admits it happened weeks ago and he was just GarnishingTheStory. |
| 1208 | * Part 28 has this gem: |
| 1209 | -->'''Danny:''' ''(as a whiny Link)'' That's my girlfriend! Sometimes, we lay in bed, and I put on ''Caribbean Blue'' by Music/{{Enya}}, and I drop some rose petals around her and put essential oils gently on her neck, [[MoodWhiplash and then I have crazy jackhammer sex with her]]! |
| 1210 | ** This leads into Danny asking Arin if he knows the song ''Caribbean Blue'' (characterizing Enya as "similar to Hayley Westenra", and "the kind of shit you hear in a store that sells crystals"). Arin spends most of the rest of the episode aggressively singing the chorus of ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aL8kZ-iVk90 Adiemus]]'', trying to remember what it's called and if Enya wrote it (she did not). |
| 1211 | * Arin forgetting Impa's name and making guesses that gradually go further and further away from the right answer until Dan looks it up. |
| 1212 | * Dan accidentally turning Mr. Skyloft into Boomhauer while voicing him. |
| 1213 | * In Part 46, Dan and Arin naming The Imprisoned "Stompy Carl". |
| 1214 | * [[https://youtu.be/hv_HCJAGqfs?t=2800 Arin and Ross]] arguing on-stream about Kaijus while [[FailedASpotCheck ignoring a giant statue]] [[DescendingCeiling descending from above]] [[NonStandardGameOver that crushes Link.]] |
| 1215 | * Part 4 of the livestreams finishes with Link and Zelda's reunion, and the ExpositionDump that follows. [[https://youtu.be/Ngj8n89FwAw&t=11371 Watch here in all its glory.]] |
| 1216 | ** Shortly after Zelda [[CrystalPrison seals herself away]], the Grumps make this exchange: |
| 1217 | -->'''Arin:''' Dude, we gotta stick a syringe in there. |
| 1218 | -->'''Danny:''' I was '''just''' gonna say! [[Film/JurassicPark We make dinosaurs out of her!]] |
| 1219 | [[/folder]] |
| 1220 | |
| 1221 | [[folder:Beefed-Up Zelda]] |
| 1222 | * While playing the official modhack of the first Zelda game that Nintendo made available to Nintendo Switch online subscribers, Dan blazes his way through the first two dungeons. As he kills one Goriya, the others explode, each one containing a fairy. |
| 1223 | -->'''Danny''': Ladies, please! |
| 1224 | * Danny makes it all the way to Gohma, only to realize that he doesn't have the bow. |
| 1225 | [[/folder]] |
| 1226 | |
| 1227 | [[folder:The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess HD]] |
| 1228 | * The name for Link this time around? Spantzz. |
| 1229 | ** Even worse, in this game they can name Epona. So they give her the name [[TheUnpronounceable Ñæœùßò]]. |
| 1230 | * Danny's interpretation of Rusl is a flat-earther. |
| 1231 | * Arin's bewilderment that Link's treehouse is designed in such a way that he literally has to climb a ladder every morning just to look out the window. |
| 1232 | --->'''Arin:''' ''(laughs)'' So, when - so when somebody - okay, so like, literally the guy shows up, the kids show up and they're like, "Hey Link!" and I'm literally hanging out on the bottom floor and I could either walk out the front door and say hi, or climb ''two'' ladders- |
| 1233 | --->'''Danny:''' Yeah, it's your incredibly inconvenient peephole. |
| 1234 | * The Grumps giving [[ShrinkingViolet Colin]] a very deep, slow voice and repeatedly pronouncing it as "Co-lin". |
| 1235 | * The first time they meet Jaggle in part 2, Dan and Arin spend a good couple minutes roasting him while roleplaying as his future wife describing his ugly appearance that she inexplicably finds attractive. |
| 1236 | * Arin and Danny herding goats and singing a version of "White and Nerdy" chock full of goat puns. |
| 1237 | * When Ilia yells at Link for injuring Epona, Arin gives her a voice like Gollum and ''belches like Gollum'' during her dialogue. |
| 1238 | * Arin and Dany beatboxing to...Spantzzz crawling through a hole. |
| 1239 | * [[SkewedPriorities Link being more upset that he got water in his ears than Ilia and Colin getting kidnapped.]] |
| 1240 | * Dan's genuine shock when Link turns into a wolf. |
| 1241 | * Arin and Dany arguing over the scene in American Pie where Elizabeth Shannen is filmed without her knowledge, with Arin complaining about it being gross and Danny trying to defend it. |
| 1242 | * Dan crushing on Zelda again: |
| 1243 | --->'''Danny!Zelda''': That's right, I'm a fuckin' hot-ass brunette in this one! |
| 1244 | * In Part 8, Arin and Danny somehow managing to miss the dialogue that ''explicitly tells you the sword you need is inside the house'', and think if they run up to Rusl and scare him, he'll drop the sword. |
| 1245 | ---> ''' Danny''': Maybe he drops the sword if you scare him.\ |
| 1246 | '''Arin:''' He has the sword?\ |
| 1247 | ''' Danny''': I don't know. |
| 1248 | * Wolf!Link getting annoyed with Midna's antics. "If I had a thumb and a gun, I'd kill her." |
| 1249 | * Danny opening Part 14 with a cheerful, "What's up, cucks?" before he and Arin break down in laughter. |
| 1250 | * When Arin finds the Oocca, Dan voices it saying [[Film/TheHappyTimeMurders "I'll suck your dick!"]] and they both break down in laughter. It quickly becomes a RunningGag spanning multiple series. |
| 1251 | * The fact that the Grumps have been provided with a "Grump-proof" guide to ''Twilight Princess'' is both hilarious and somewhat demeaning. |
| 1252 | * The RunningGag of Danny's [[PerverseSexualLust attraction to Midna]] comes to a head in part 32, when he offers this assessment: |
| 1253 | -->'''Danny''': Dude, [[UglyCute I...I find Midna so attractive, and yet also she's kinda like a hamster.]] Y'know what I mean? Which I would ''not'' be attracted to, you bastards looking for a reason that I'm a furry.\ |
| 1254 | '''Arin''': Well she's got that fucking butt, dude, that butt doesn't quit!\ |
| 1255 | '''Danny''': Yeah, it really doesn't. It's fully employed. |
| 1256 | * Danny criticizes Arin for skipping the Shield Bash technique since he doesn't have a shield on him, before admitting that if the Hero's Shade was teaching something that needed a shield, it would be a waste of everyone's time since Arin will never use it. |
| 1257 | * Arin has one of his trademark breakdowns during the EscortMission in Part 37, the highlight of which has to be Danny laughing unstoppably as the game over screen shows the wagon burning to cinders with Telma, Ilia, and Prince Ralis inside, dead. Arin, on the other hand, is actually horrified at the sight. |
| 1258 | -->'''Arin:''' ''OH, MY GOD!'' (...) They're dead! They didn't jump ship? They just let themselves burn inside? |
| 1259 | ** Arin's attempts to Z-target and hit the bird that keeps dropping bombs and scaring the horses is met with continual failure, which leads to this exchange: |
| 1260 | --> '''Danny:''' Can't you lock onto him?\ |
| 1261 | '''Arin:''' I-I-I '''RIGHT??!!''' ''EXACTLY!!'' '''''MAN'' THAT WOULD BE GREAT!!!''' |
| 1262 | ** After finally completing the mission, Arin takes a moment to engage a little quick self-deprecation when Renado enters the room during the cutscene. |
| 1263 | --> '''Arin:''' (as Renado) Hey, what took you so long? |
| 1264 | * In Part 49, there's a moment where Link ends up dying in quicksand, while in wolf form. The Grumps become amused by Midna just hovering above, watching Link sink. |
| 1265 | -->'''Danny:''' [[SarcasmMode "Thanks for going down with the ship!"]] |
| 1266 | -->'''Arin:''' "Well, would ''you''?" |
| 1267 | * In part 57, Arin struggles with a howl for a bit, then gets it. |
| 1268 | -->'''Danny:''' Yeah, all you had to do was ''the pattern''. |
| 1269 | -->'''Arin:''' Dan. I could kill you. I have that power. I am much stronger than you. |
| 1270 | -->'''Danny:''' Well, I have a gun. Didn't tell you about it, because [[CrazyPrepared I knew it would come to this someday.]] |
| 1271 | ** Later, Danny plays a drum beat from a song they were talking about at the start of the episode, but it's copyrighted music so Ben dubs over it with Arin imitating the beat to avoid a strike. |
| 1272 | --->'''Danny:''' Website/YouTube fuckin' '''[ROCKS]'''.... Cut that out too, Ben. |
| 1273 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJKQFYlLHm4&list=PLRQGRBgN_EnrsK5lsyB8XKCg6o3nGHuG7&index=74&t=0s In Part 73 at 17:34]], we have a drunk Midna. |
| 1274 | ** From the beginning of that episode: |
| 1275 | --->'''Danny:''' I've been told by an experienced ''Toilet Princess'' player that there should only be five more episodes of this if we're going at our current pace and doing like 45 minute episodes. |
| 1276 | --->'''Arin:''' (doing a UsefulNotes/BillClinton impression) I don't believe that. |
| 1277 | --->'''Danny:''' Well that's what he said, and he's an experienced gamer. So, if it goes to six or seven episodes remaining, you know officially you suck. |
| 1278 | * Danny's... appreciative reaction to Midna's true form. |
| 1279 | -->'''Danny:''' '''''OEWW MY GAAHD!'''''\ |
| 1280 | '''Midna''': What? Say something!\ |
| 1281 | '''Danny:''' Oh, I'll say a lot of things! |
| 1282 | [[/folder]] |
| 1283 | |
| 1284 | [[folder:The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening]] |
| 1285 | * At first, they were going to name Link "Splimpf", but Arin thinks they used it before (possibly thinking of Spiarmf) before settling on Squackle, who Dan says is a direct descendent of Spoompls. |
| 1286 | * After Tarin reveals he knows Squackle's name, [[https://youtu.be/gbewMiMVPeU?t=291 he says it's on the back of his shield]], and Dan say's it's also on [[DirtyOldMan his underwear]]. When Link asks how he knows what his underwear, Tarin tells him to [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject leave his house]]. |
| 1287 | * When an Owl appears, they do a CallBack to Spoiler Owl. |
| 1288 | * Arin points out that [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Buzzy Beetles, Spinys and Amps]] appear in the first cave, just before seeing actual Goombas. |
| 1289 | * They lampshade that the recurring owl is too heavy for his wings and [[GassHole make him fart and/or burp whenever he's taking off or landing]]. |
| 1290 | * Arin visited his parents' farm and dealt with a very territorial Carpenter Bee that kept flying into his arm. |
| 1291 | -->'''Danny:''' But you like bees. [[{{Pun}} Did you consider it a bee-trayal?]] |
| 1292 | * After seeing more Mario Bros. enemies, Shy Guys, Boos, Piranha Plants, and Chain Chomps, they call episode 3 "Legend of Mario: Link's Awakening", while having the thumbnail show Link with Mario's face and a warp pipe instead of the giant Wind Fish egg. |
| 1293 | * Arin finally convinces Dan to steal an item from the shop... and then neither of them can figure out how to do it without getting caught. |
| 1294 | * After Squackle saves Marin again, Marin is implied to be confessing her feelings for Squackle, [[InterruptedDeclarationOfLove before Tarin interrupts]], with Danny explicitly saying: |
| 1295 | -->'''Danny(as Tarin):''' I've come to C-block you! |
| 1296 | ** Arin and Danny later lampshade it with the owl saying that he'd been C-blocked. |
| 1297 | * [[https://youtu.be/GJ_3K05y5vg?t=527 Later in part 16]], Arin and then Dan reference the Mickey Mousecapade one-off. |
| 1298 | * They then mention that [[InherentlyFunnyWords "Peahat" is a funny name]]. |
| 1299 | [[/folder]] |
| 1300 | |
| 1301 | [[folder:The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom]] |
| 1302 | * In the opening episode: |
| 1303 | ** They lampshade that they have their Link act wacky after Zelda says she trusts him. |
| 1304 | ** Dan offers to voice Link. |
| 1305 | ** "Alright. Time to die." |
| 1306 | ** Arin points out that the shrines look like someone bent over and spreading their buttcheeks. [[RunningGag He then proceeds to make this comment on every shrine]]. |
| 1307 | ** After meeting Rauru, Arin falls to his death 15 seconds later. |
| 1308 | ** They make another running gag late in the episode that various items "[[Film/ThePrincessBride have sucked X years from your life.]]" |
| 1309 | * Arin begins episode 2 by reading a Ranger Construct's dialogue in his Vector voice, which quickly becomes unintelligible as he reads with his mouth full. Dan immediately breaks him. |
| 1310 | -->'''Dan''': Arin! Don't chew! Some people have mesothelioma. |
| 1311 | * In Episode 3: |
| 1312 | ** They joke that each time Rauru disappears, he says "Byeee!" or he does an "Irish goodbye". |
| 1313 | ** While building a flying machine, Dan calls it a hovercraft and then "[[Creator/HPLovecraft H.P. Hovercraft]]". |
| 1314 | * In Episode 4: |
| 1315 | ** Arin, who thought that the child Purah was super cute in ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild Breath of the Wild]]'', falls in love with the now adult Purah. |
| 1316 | ** Arin builds a car. He has no way to steer it, so it drives for 10 seconds and crashes into some rocks. |
| 1317 | * In Episode 5: |
| 1318 | ** All of their antics with the "bird car". |
| 1319 | *** After [[https://youtu.be/2IFDIXHlXFY?t=893 successfully launching it off a cliff]], Arin starts singing "Escape from the City" from ''VideoGame/SonicAdventure2''. |
| 1320 | ---->'''Arin:''' Here we go! ''Oh yeeeeaaah!'' |
| 1321 | ---->'''Dan:''' Oh my God, it's working, you genius! |
| 1322 | ---->'''Arin:''' Danger is lurking behind every turn, trust your feelings, got to live and ''[the bird car runs out of power and starts crashing]''... oh, shit! |
| 1323 | ** When visiting Purah, Dan [[https://youtu.be/2IFDIXHlXFY?t=1287 misreads an object identifier]]. |
| 1324 | --->'''Dan:''' I am losing my mind. That said "Tree Branch", but I thought it said "Team Bitch." I'm like, what kind, what am I joining? |
| 1325 | --->'''Arin:''' Memberships are available. |
| 1326 | --->'''Dan:''' ''(as Robbie)'' Looks like someone's here looking for Team Bitch! |
| 1327 | ** When Purah takes their Purah pad, they joke that she has to close a lot of Pornhub tabs, saying that it "Started pretty mild, but then you went on a journey!" And then wondering how "so many people can get stuck in washing machines.", before saying, apropos of nothing, that she has some laundry to do. They then talk about a lot of laundry having been done recently... |
| 1328 | ** Arin laments at the end of the episode that, now that he has the glider, he has no need for the bird car. |
| 1329 | * In Episode 6, they are both tired and loopy, so we get some gems: |
| 1330 | ** Arin brings up [[https://twitter.com/Browtweaten/status/1574898945729380352?lang=en a tweet]] that causes him to laugh like crazy about a realistic King reacting to people asking to put Humpty Dumpty back together again. |
| 1331 | ** Arin improvises that he feels dumb after screwing up a balloon puzzle and hopes Dan isn't getting annoyed to "[[Music/SuzanneVega Tom's Diner]]", with Dan singing along. |
| 1332 | ** Arin helps a girl fix up a cart, but makes it very clear he's OnlyInItForTheMoney. |
| 1333 | *** They say to make out the check in his name: [[ToiletHumor Diarrhea Jones]]. |
| 1334 | ** When Impa asks to have her hot air balloon fixed, Arin remarks that all the parts are right there and calls her a "fucking idiot" before lighting the kindling and the balloon promptly flying off with no one in it, causing them to laugh. |
| 1335 | --->'''Dan:''' My favorite part was when you called her a "fucking idiot" and launched it without her. |
| 1336 | * In Episode 7: |
| 1337 | ** They joke that Rauru starts cropping grass or chewing on a tin can due to him looking like a goat. |
| 1338 | ** Arin tries to steal Impa's hot air balloon, but while trying to attach a fan to it mid-air, Arin falls out of the balloon. |
| 1339 | * In Episode 8: which funnily enough was released on Dan's 10th anniversary with Game Grumps, was summed up in the comments as "one of the most 'Game Grumps' episodes in a long time". |
| 1340 | ** Arin spent the first 30 minutes wandering around a canyon, trying to get out of it while complaining about the ''Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse'' movies. He also [[FailedASpotCheck didn't notice a steering mechanism for his first car or a second wheel when he finds one attached to a wheel]]. |
| 1341 | ** Arin talks about eating at Nobu and how expensive they are and as Dan says: |
| 1342 | --->'''Dan:''' They call it "Nobu", because when I got the check, I turned to my wife and was like "No, boo! What have we done?".(''Arin and Dan laugh'')\ |
| 1343 | '''Arin:''' It's definitely one of those places where when you get the check you're like "''([[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Homer scream]])''". |
| 1344 | ** After Dan complains about nothing happening so far in the first 26 minutes of the episode, and pointing out the same complaints about the MCU, Arin says that at least they didn't spend 20 million and hire 16 writers. They then talk about a writer coming up with their dialogue: "What if Arin talked about shitting for the next 10 minutes?" With the other writers praising him for being on brand and doing good character work. |
| 1345 | ** The last 15 minutes are struggling to complete a shrine after having run out of arrows. As they sum it up: |
| 1346 | --->'''Arin:''' I shit on everyone's favorite movies. Made a point that made ''no'' sense.\ |
| 1347 | '''Dan:''' Then sucked!\ |
| 1348 | '''Arin:''' And then wasted everyone's time for fuckin' 15 minutes. What a landmark episode this was.\ |
| 1349 | '''Dan:''' It was one of my favorites to be honest. It had a little bit of everything. |
| 1350 | * In Episode 9: |
| 1351 | ** When trying to defeat an Ice Like, Arin attaches a bomb to an arrow, but gets way too close and blows himself up. |
| 1352 | ** Arin tries to get a shrine crystal out of a hole using rockets, but when he activates them, he accidentally knocks the whole assembly over and it flies straight into a wall instead. |
| 1353 | ** Arin has a good idea of throwing a wing down from the lip of the hole and then attaching the crystal and rewinding the wing to get the crystal out. ...However, [[EpicFail he rewinds the crystal and moves about ten feet away to his previous failed attempt]]. |
| 1354 | ** After they get the crystal out, they lament that the first ''27 minutes'' of the episode were them trying to get the crystal out (though only 20 of it actually was trying to get the crystal out). |
| 1355 | *** They have other characters [[RunningGag throughout the rest of the episode]] (and the shrine itself) sound surprised it took them 27 minutes to get it. |
| 1356 | ** After having so much trouble earlier in the episode, Arin manages to take the [[AchievementsInIgnorance easy way to Rito village and drop right in on a cutscene]], skipping [[SequenceBreaking several sequences]]. |
| 1357 | * In Episode 10: |
| 1358 | ** They joke that Harth is a conspiracy theorist and that he's obsessed with his beautiful hair. |
| 1359 | ** When Harth says that Hebra South Summit Cave is northeast from there, they say the Rito called it that as a joke. |
| 1360 | ** Arin brags about having cold pants, but Dan compares it, while actually naming the TropeNamer, that "TheGogglesDoNothing" when the Ice Keese freeze Link. |
| 1361 | ** Arin lighting a fire in a cave and wondering why there isn't enough updraft, right after picking up a Hylian Pine Cone set right next to the fire with the item description [[NoticeThis telling him to throw it into a fire to cause one]]. He gives up and starts climbing. |
| 1362 | ** Dan has to repeatedly remind Arin to eat when he's low on health, and Arin keeps bemoaning that he [[DidntThinkThisThrough didn't cook any meals before heading out]]. |
| 1363 | ** They [[CallBack once again]] say about how they'd love to have UsefulNotes/BarackObama as a guest and use it as an excuse to do more impressions of him. |
| 1364 | * Episode 11: |
| 1365 | ** The episode begins with the return of Terry Tree-head. |
| 1366 | ** When fighting some Bokoblins on a tower, Arin suddenly notices he's got only one heart left and has an "OhCrap" moment before being smacked and killed, causing Link to fall from the tower, hit a cliff edge, fall from said cliff and land even farther down, causing them to laugh at his death. |
| 1367 | ** Arin starts voicing Tulin with his Sora/Nagito voice, but makes him sound like Guy Fieri and ending every sentence like a question. |
| 1368 | ** Tulin tells Link about his ability to "blow a large gust of wind anywhere [Tulin] feels like". Arin's response? |
| 1369 | --->'''Arin:''' [[GassHole Yeah, me too, Tulin.]] |
| 1370 | *** Similarly, Dan talks about having done Game Grumps for ten years and being told "I can't believe you get paid to play video games!". |
| 1371 | --->'''Dan:''' I don't get paid to play video games, I play video games for free. I get paid to sit in a cloud of Arin's farts for ten years. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Ten. Long. Years.]] |
| 1372 | ** Arin says "[[CallBack What the heck is goin' on around here?]]" |
| 1373 | ** They do yet another CallBack, doing the "You must protect the Triforce!" bit from ''Ocarina of Time''. |
| 1374 | ** While climbing the sky islands on the way to the Wind Temple, Arin opts to attack an enemy with one of his fused weapons, putting on a silly voice as he swings. Cue said enemy getting a ''double headshot'' from [[BadassAdorable Tulin]], leaving both of them suitably gobsmacked. |
| 1375 | --->'''Arin:''' [[BigOMG Oh my]] ''[[BigOMG god!]]'' |
| 1376 | --->'''Dan:''' Damn, Turin[[note]]Tulin[[/note]]! |
| 1377 | --->'''Arin:''' I didn't know you did things! |
| 1378 | --->'''Dan:''' Maybe you ''are'' qualified for this. |
| 1379 | ** Late into the episode, Arin plans to use his Ascension power to progress, complete with a [[TemptingFate "Check this shit out"]]. [[EpicFail He instead throws away the weapon he was holding, which plummets out of reach.]] |
| 1380 | * Episode 12: |
| 1381 | ** When Tulin comments that the lock they found "looks like a windmill", Arin says that getting blatant hints from other characters feels like being an adult watching ''WesternAnimation/BluesClues''. He then proceeds to spend a solid 30 seconds [[EpicFail failing to solve it]]. |
| 1382 | ** Arin and Dan both fail to remember Tulin's name, with Arin calling him "Tustin" and Dan calling him "Turin", until the offscreen producer corrects them. This starts a RunningGag through a the rest of the series of almost never calling Tulin by his actual name. |
| 1383 | ** Arin blowing himself up with the Time Bomb club. |
| 1384 | * From Episode 13: |
| 1385 | ** This sentence: |
| 1386 | --->'''Dan:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext I love the idea of like, you falling to your death, and you're like "(sigh) Is there enough time to pull out that shish kebab and eat it? I think so. I mean I cooked it and I don't want it to go to waste."]] |
| 1387 | ** When talking about "[[CallBack Cake farts lady]]" and how it was around 10 years ago they first talked about her and hoping she's alive and well: |
| 1388 | --->'''Dan:''' We stan a farting queen. |
| 1389 | ** After Arin gets hit by Colgera and Dan asks how to prevent that: |
| 1390 | --->'''Arin:''' You just gotta move out of the way. ...I just wasn't doing that.\ |
| 1391 | '''Dan:''' Eh, well...\ |
| 1392 | '''Arin:''' (''laughing'') You win some, you lose some, I guess.\ |
| 1393 | '''Dan:''' I guess do that, then! |
| 1394 | * Episode 15: |
| 1395 | ** Arin teleports back to the canyon from Episode 8 and he recalls the MCU conversation from the episode. Dan then jokes about it and says it's a one-off joke. A few minutes later, they get into an actual conversation about the various Spiderman movies... |
| 1396 | ** Arin says he's confused by the map and it was the same in ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild Breath of the Wild]]'' and that he didn't have a "relationship to the map", which prompts them to make a bit where Arin dates the map and Dan to say it was a [[OverlyLongGag dumb joke that went on longer than he expected]]. |
| 1397 | ** They spend several minutes bodgeing together a support for Addison's sign, with the first simply falling straight forward. |
| 1398 | ** They do a bit where they rapidly talk about [[VideoGame/DragonsLair the dragon and a key]] and say that "Princess Daphne is overloading!". Shortly after, Dan asks if [[SanitySlippage they're losing their minds]]. Arin then starts talking about accidentally triggering Dan, while Dan is more annoyed than angry or triggered. |
| 1399 | ** Bird car 2.0: [[TheAllegedCar It has no motor, no steering wheel, a questionable design and falls over every 5th second]]. |
| 1400 | * In Episode 16: |
| 1401 | ** They give Yunobo the voice of "Macho Man" Randy Savage. |
| 1402 | ** Dan starts speaking the game text in Spanish using a translator app. |
| 1403 | ** They mock the allegory of the "marbled rock roast" being a {{Anvilicious}} drug allegory. Later, when it's said that kids can't eat the marbled rock roast, they make a bit where it's fine for kids to be drug addicts, too. |
| 1404 | ** Dan relates the story of where he got busted by the police for having beer at a party in college and when they were fingerprinting him, his thumbs wouldn't fit on the fingerprint page and one of the cops said "Billy, get in here, this guy's got [[Film/ETTheExtraTerrestrial E.T. thumbs]] or somethin'!" |
| 1405 | ** They joke that "Captain Toren and the monster control crew" sounds like a Saturday morning cartoon and improvise a theme song. |
| 1406 | *** They repeatedly joke and make fun of Budder's hairstyle and name, which they pronounce like "booter". |
| 1407 | * Episode 17: |
| 1408 | ** Dan starts a RunningGag through the rest of the series, where every time they use Tulin's Wind Gust, since it sounds like it, the editor edits in the anime "Wow!" sound effect. |
| 1409 | ** Arin uses a catapult in the sky to fling him to another island, which kills him on landing, prompting Arin to crack up and Dan to [[DeadpanSnarker congratulate him on a job well done]]. |
| 1410 | * Episode 18 might as well have been called "[[EpicFail Arin fails at everything]]" |
| 1411 | ** Arin kills the aerocuda carrying the Skyview tower's control panel offscreen. Not knowing what the control panel is, though, he proceeds to make a [[VideoGame/KatamariDamacy Katamari]] with it. Before he figures out what it is, a Blood Moon occurs, despawning it and respawning it along with the Aerocuda. This is important later. |
| 1412 | ** Arin complains about the ''Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse'' again and Dan interprets "MCU" as meaning "My Cupcake Underwear" unless "MCU" means something else. Arin's response: |
| 1413 | --->'''Arin:''' [[Music/MyChemicalRomance My Chemical Underwear]]? |
| 1414 | ** After figuring out the control panel's importance, he notices the aerocuda is now respawned flying significantly higher apparently and tries to first build a drone and uses his last 3 arrows starting up his various flying contraptions. He then builds a bridge that simply falls over. After getting two arrows back and wasting them, he laments that he's an idiot. |
| 1415 | --->'''Dan:''' Well, Arin, [[LookOnMyWorksYeMightyAndDespair look upon your works and despair]]! |
| 1416 | ** Arin builds a better skybridge, despite not having any arrows and Dan helpfully asks Arin to not read the comments of the episode. Dan then asks to pause the episode, with the editor giving a recap of Arin's failures. |
| 1417 | ** Arin then tries to get arrows from a nearby bokoblin and his moblin friend. He also realizes he may have been able to simply set the grass on fire the entire time to fly up. He then gets killed by the moblin. This becomes a trend. |
| 1418 | ** Arin then proceeds to then give up and try and go to a nearby shrine. As he exits the map, he shortly after gets one-shotted by the moblin, which causes them to crack up. This is where it changes from semi-annoying failure to [[EpicFail amusing epic failure]]. |
| 1419 | ** Arin then tries to run past them, but notices a trio of Zonai mini-tanks. He activates one, but then proceeds to try and attach a nearby flame emitter to the other, but once again gets killed by the moblin while trying to attach it. Arin points out the flame emitter on top of one of the tanks and activates it along with one of the tanks, before being one-shotted by the moblin once again, causing them to crack up again. |
| 1420 | --->'''Dan:''' Battle Tip: Stop getting stabbed with the spear! It's so sudden and violent always one shot! |
| 1421 | ** Arin then succeeds in getting all three tanks working and attacking the moblin, but they run out of battery before killing it and Arin dodges long enough for them to recharge only for the moblin to once more kill Arin before he can successfully reactivate them, sending them into a laughing fit again. Arin gives up on that and then runs towards the shrine. |
| 1422 | ** Dan then laments that they've accomplished absolutely nothing in half an hour. |
| 1423 | ** The shrine then ends up being a “proving ground”. Arin's first death ends being a construct [[TheComputerIsACheatingBastard killing him through the floor]]. The next attempt has him doing well, killing several constructs, but upon activating a mini-tank with a flame emitter, he [[HoistByHisOwnPetard proceeds to accidentally get killed by the flames]], once again cracking them up and causing Dan to scream in despair. The next attempt doesn't go quite as well. While in a seemingly safe spot, and getting another mini-tank ready, a construct kills Link with a rock to the head, cracking them up and prompting Dan to ask the editor to edit together all of Link's deaths so far in the episode. |
| 1424 | * In Episode 20: |
| 1425 | ** Dan tells Arin to save after he kills the constructs in another Proving Ground in case he dies, since he just got hurt by falling. Arin just has Link eat some food to replenish the health. |
| 1426 | --->'''Dan:''' [[CommanderContrarian Anything to not do what I suggested...]] |
| 1427 | ** Arin complains about having to get a Heart Container, saying he's going to be like "I wish I had more stamina!" in a whiny voice. |
| 1428 | --->'''Dan:''' What an intense [[SelfDeprecation self-burn]]! ''(Arin laughs)'' For no reason!\ |
| 1429 | '''Arin:''' It's for a reason! I'm annoying. |
| 1430 | ** Dan pronounces Shabonne's name like it's one of [[Music/MichaelJackson Michael Jackson's]] song interjections. |
| 1431 | ** Arin first reads Fernison's dialogue normally, but after a few minutes, starts reading it in the "You must protect the Triforce" [[Franchise/TheMuppets Miss Piggy-like]] voice. |
| 1432 | * In Episode 21: |
| 1433 | ** Arin finds out you can attach rockets to your shield to fly and points out that that could have also helped him against the aerocuda in episode 18. Danny notes that presumably [[BlatantLies absolutely nobody]] would have pointed that out in the comment section. |
| 1434 | ** Arin sweeps in from a sky island and fights a Flux Construct and gets killed after a few seconds and one punch. As Dan notes: |
| 1435 | --->'''Dan:''' I love the idea of you [[DynamicEntry doing a 2,000 foot jump, sweeping in like an anime hero]] and being like "Let's fucking do this!" and then a [[AntiClimax one-punch death]]. |
| 1436 | ** They find a Korok looking for his friend and joke about sticking him to the wing and sending him flying off on his own. Arin does get it close, but overshoots the landing and ending up in the canyon next to his friend. Arin then tries attaching him to a balloon and launching him, but he goes about 50 feet up and plummets back to the ground. He sees a stone plummet from the sky, but takes too long to rewind the stone and it just stays in place. |
| 1437 | ** They then see Meeshy walk by and talk with her. Dan points out that the Korok is on the left of the screen, sweating profusely, as they chat her up. |
| 1438 | * In Episode 22: |
| 1439 | ** In a shrine, Arin has to launch a rail car with rockets, but with one rocket on the side, causing it to fly off the rails. However, it stays on the rails long enough to aim him towards the end, and he is able to [[AchievementsInIgnorance just glide to the end]], [[SequenceBreaking skipping several puzzles]]. |
| 1440 | --->'''Dan:''' It's a little thing I like to call "perfect execution"! |
| 1441 | ** After seeing a bunch of keese fly out of a cave, we have this: |
| 1442 | --->'''Dan!Batman:''' I become the Batman!\ |
| 1443 | '''Arin!Batman:''' I am upset about parent die! ''(Both laugh)''\ |
| 1444 | '''Dan!Batman:''' Now the night is what I am!\ |
| 1445 | '''Dan:''' "I become upset about parent die"? ''(Arin chokes in laughter)''\ |
| 1446 | '''Dan!Batman:''' Shooty shooty pearl fall floor! ''(Both laugh more)'' |
| 1447 | ** After Arin aces another shrine, this time through actual skill: |
| 1448 | --->'''Arin:''' Maybe I'm not as stupid as I thou... As you thought I was. |
| 1449 | * In Episode 23: |
| 1450 | ** When talking to Wortsworth, they make a bit where he's bad at translations and that he also mispronounces most of his words. They also joke that the ancient tablet was just bathroom graffiti. |
| 1451 | ** They laugh that Gesane pays Link and not Karson for repairing the bridge. |
| 1452 | * In Episode 24: |
| 1453 | ** Arin blows himself up with his cannon claymore, and Dan lampshades how often Arin does that in Zelda games. |
| 1454 | ** When the demon statue talks about how despite being cursed to be a statue, he kept making deals, which they compare to a gambling addict. Later he says that "Perhaps another might have learned a lesson from all this. But I have not." which cracks them up. |
| 1455 | --->'''Arin!Statue:''' Y'know what, I'm still an asshole. So what're ya gonna do? |
| 1456 | ** Dan likens the game's ParrotExposition for [[HeroicMime Link talking]] to their ''Minnesota Fats'' episodes' stilted exposition. |
| 1457 | ** Dan makes up a bit where Arin is a huge fan of ''[[Music/TheSmashingPumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness]]'', despite Arin not having heard the entire album. Arin cracks up that this is the point where Dan tries to [[{{Gaslighting}} gaslight]] him, over a ''Smashing Pumpkins'' album. |
| 1458 | --->'''Dan:''' It's not gaslighting! I'm fucking trying to help you! ''(Arin laughs)'' Always with the accusations, even though I'm trying to get you to appreciate your favorite album by ''Music/TheSmashingPumpkins'', ''Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness''. |
| 1459 | *** They make it a RunningGag throughout the rest of the episode about how much Arin loves the album. |
| 1460 | ** Arin tries to make a bit where Dan's only interest is unicorns, but Dan turns it back around to the ''Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness'' gag and after Arin says "I'm like huge into ''Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness.''", he asks the editor to edit that in randomly in quiet portions of them playing. |
| 1461 | ** They joke that Ami is staring at Link's junk when he looks down. |
| 1462 | ** Dan calls Tulin "Theodore" and Arin corrects him with "Tustin", causing Dan to say "I love that you correct me with the wrong name." |
| 1463 | ** After Arin picks up a baked apple, Dan comments "I have a 'Baked Pen'", which causes Arin to laugh at the "Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen" joke. |
| 1464 | ** During the end slate: [[BrickJoke "I'm like huge into ''Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness.''"]]. |
| 1465 | * Episode 25: |
| 1466 | ** Arin charges up a spin attack to attack a mounted bokoblin, but just before the strike connects, the bokoblin hits and kills him. |
| 1467 | ** Arin does an impression of Suzy, then laughs and says that she just has his generic "girl voice" and Dan then jokes that Arin has his "generic anime protag" voice in their conversation. |
| 1468 | ** Arin finds out you can name your horse and names it "Xjirfinki". |
| 1469 | * In Episode 26: |
| 1470 | ** Arin gives Billson the voice of Creator/JimVarney, but it drifts into [[WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill Boomhauer]] after a bit. Later it drifts into their Dale Gribble voice. |
| 1471 | ** They joke about the ''Blue Collar Comedy Tour'' and being angry and leaving a bad review because none of the "you might be a redneck" jokes applied to them. |
| 1472 | * Episode 27: |
| 1473 | ** When Arin catches a stalhorse, Arin points out they make weird sounds, which Dan finds interesting, [[FridgeLogic since they have no lungs or vocal cords.]] Arin says that [[AWizardDidIt it' s magic sounds]]. Dan then also questions how the bones stay together. |
| 1474 | *** They wonder a little later if the stalhorse can be stabled [[note]]It can't be stabled, it dies at daybreak.[[/note]] and joke about the scared reaction of the stable keeper upon seeing the horse. |
| 1475 | ** at the Tikanur Lightroot, they joke about its name: |
| 1476 | --->'''Arin!Redneck:''' Hey, Larry! How long do you think that's gonna take?\ |
| 1477 | '''Arin!Larry:''' Prolly tikanur [[note]][[DontExplainTheJoke Take an hour]][[/note]]. |
| 1478 | ** Arin lights a fire in the Yiga member's balloon, but forgets about being able to steer it. After trying to fly with a korok frond for a bit, he accidentally falls out and takes a few seconds to pull out the glider, then lamenting how bad everything went. [[EarnYourHappyEnding He still gets the treasure he was aiming for after a little bit, so it worked out.]] |
| 1479 | ** While trying to get into Turakawak shrine, Arin accidentally sets his bow on fire and then tries to glide into it, landing in the brambles. He then takes out a fan and glides to the shrine, while also landing in some brambles, but still making it in the shrine, making them joke that Link is stumbling and bleeding while entering the shrine. |
| 1480 | ** A bokoblin they're fighting [[WithFriendsLikeThese keeps getting set on fire by their friend's arrows]], causing them to cause him to lament him teaming up with him. |
| 1481 | --->'''Dan!Bokoblin:''' Phil! Stop helping! ''(Tulin kills him)''\ |
| 1482 | '''Arin!Phil:''' Did I get him boss? |
| 1483 | ** Carrying on with the RunningGag of [[AccidentalMisnaming them mis-pronouncing Tulin's name]], Dan says his name as "[[Videogame/{{Turok}} Turok]]", "Thomas", and "Tustin". |
| 1484 | * Episode 28: |
| 1485 | ** When talking about how The Depths looks a lot like [[Series/StrangerThings the Upside-Down]], Arin misremembers the creators' name as the "Fluffer brothers" and then tries to remember their actual name. Dan calls them Music/TheJonasBrothers and then says he can only think of the Dust brothers. Arin then calls them the Muffin brothers and the [[WesternAnimation/{{Goofy}} Goofy brothers]], before cracking up over thinking up music group called The Goofy Brothers, prompting Dan to do a callback to the "Max is in my Goofy uterus!" song. Arin then remembers their name, the Duffer brothers. |
| 1486 | ** They make a bit about making a True Crime podcast and naming it "Tr-uwu Cwime" and having it [[MoodWhiplash 100% serious with no jokes]]. |
| 1487 | * Episode 29: |
| 1488 | ** When in a shrine, Arin improvises some lyrics to the tune of "[[Music/LedZeppelin Black Dog]]". This starts a RunningGag of doing that throughout the episode. |
| 1489 | ** Arin builds a car with a wing and accidentally drives it into a pit while in the depths. He attaches rockets to it, which are able to launch it out of the pit. However, as he glides back down, he hits a tree and [[EpicFail falls into the same pit.]] |
| 1490 | --->'''Arin:''' We're falling into the crevice again!\ |
| 1491 | '''Dan:''' Oh god! Aw... Car lands on top of you. ''[[JokeAndReceive (Car proceeds to do exactly that, causing them to crack up)]]'' |
| 1492 | *** They later mention how [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Looney Tunes-esque]] the timing was. |
| 1493 | ** Arin tries to build a vehicle to go over a Gloom field (which they were calling "Blight") and slides into the Gloom, dying from it. He spends the next few minutes grumping about that death and lamenting the huge mesa that's between him and the treasure. |
| 1494 | * Episode 30: |
| 1495 | ** Dan wants Arin to fight a Blue-White Frox and Arin doesn't want to because he's not equipped to fight it at the moment, but later does fight it. [[CurbStompBattle It eats and kills him right away]], making Dan laugh. |
| 1496 | --->'''Dan:''' See! And you were worried. |
| 1497 | *** Arin tries a second time and does better, but it swats him and kills him in one blow. |
| 1498 | ** They make Yona jealous of Link and suspicious of his relationship with Sidon because of his statue with him riding on Sidon's back. |
| 1499 | ** They have a bit where Yona has to [[BizarreAlienBiology leave to drain her "flugar".]] |
| 1500 | ** Arin tries to use his last rocket to fly up a platform puzzle, but his shield breaks before he can use it. |
| 1501 | ** They remember their Prince Sidon voice from ''Breath of the Wild'' and so they narrate the tablets with his SurferDude voice. |
| 1502 | ** When Rivan greets them with "It's so nice to see you, Link!", Arin does a CallBack to the "You must die" bit from their ''Faces of Evil'' playthrough. |
| 1503 | * Episode 31: |
| 1504 | ** They keep remarking about how the sludge looks like shit and when Sidon turns back around they have him say "Damn, that's worse than I remembered.", which cracks Dan up. After accidentally falling in Toto lake, they have a Jaihto tell him he smells like shit. |
| 1505 | ** They keep having Bugut make passes at Link by making a joke about something he had just said. |
| 1506 | --->'''Arin!Bugut:''' You miss every shot you don't take and I am [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy shootin' like a Stormtrooper right now!]] |
| 1507 | ** After going back to Wortsworth to talk about the tablet with him, they find out they forgot to take a picture of it. They make a bit where Link facepalms and calls himself stupid while turning into "blue lasers" as he fast travels away from him. |
| 1508 | ** They crack up again at "monster-control-crew-squads" and joke again that it's an '80s show. |
| 1509 | * Episode 32: |
| 1510 | ** After Dan suggests Arin get more weapons Arin forgets which button opens up the glider and splats on the ground. |
| 1511 | --->'''Arin:''' Goin' in unprotected! We're raw-doggin' it over here. ''(Link hits the ground and dies)'' Whoops...\ |
| 1512 | '''Dan:''' That's what happens. [[AnAesop Fuckin' bag it up, everyone!]] |
| 1513 | *** Arin then [[EpicFail forgets the button again and dies 30 seconds later]]. |
| 1514 | ** Arin explains what he's going to do in a silly voice and Dan makes it into a bit where they [[ToiletHumor talk about diarrhea]] after eating at Chili's. |
| 1515 | * Episode 33: |
| 1516 | ** They joke that King Dorephan defeated the sludge monster with "his hog" but was also injured "[[GroinAttack in his hog!]]" |
| 1517 | *** When King Dorephan offers to let Link take some of his scales, they obviously make it sexual. |
| 1518 | ** They make Muzu insecure and annoyed about being passed up for being heir to King of the Zoras for Sidon (despite being an advisor and not royalty). |
| 1519 | ** Dan's not a furry. He's also a scalie (also Arin, as well)! |
| 1520 | --->'''Dan:''' ''(About Yona)'' I ''hate'' how incredibly hot I find that fish-woman.\ |
| 1521 | '''Arin:''' Yeah, dude. Not gonna lie...\ |
| 1522 | (...)\ |
| 1523 | '''Dan:''' Like she's wearing like the [[Franchise/StarWars Princess Leia]] like... [[BuffySpeak Little sexy metal thing.]] Good lord.\ |
| 1524 | '''Yona:''' Oh! You really came!\ |
| 1525 | '''Dan:''' Yup! |
| 1526 | ** When Dan says as Link of Yona, [[StatuesqueStunner who is significantly taller than him]]: |
| 1527 | --->'''Dan!Link:''' "Can every time we talk, [[NoGuyWantsAnAmazon can I be standing on a higher platform like this?]] It's making me feel alot, like, cooler.\ |
| 1528 | '''Arin!Yona:''' What!? You afraid of tall women!? Huge turn-off, [=TBH=]...\ |
| 1529 | '''Dan!Link:''' Fuck! ''(they then make a bit where Link berates and curses at himself for blowing it)''\ |
| 1530 | '''Dan!Yona:''' I don't like guys who curse.\ |
| 1531 | '''Dan!Link:''' Darn it! ''(both laugh)'' Fiddle-dee-dee! |
| 1532 | ** They joke that Dento freaks out about Link fast-traveling. |
| 1533 | ** They joke about Yona being ''really'' not into Link [[FantasticRacism or Hylians]], much to his chagrin. Then when Arin points out that Yona is married (actually only engaged) to Sidon, Dan feels embarrassed and says: |
| 1534 | --->'''Dan:''' Get it together, Link. There's plenty of other [[{{Pun}} actual fish in the sea]]. |
| 1535 | * Episode 34: |
| 1536 | ** Arin attempts a SequenceBreaking. Arin not only goes exactly where the game expected him to be in the first place, [[LaboriousLaziness his "shortcut" is far more complicated than the intended route]]. The irony is lost on Arin. |
| 1537 | ** They make a bit about Yona and Sidon wanting to have a threesome with Link. |
| 1538 | ** After Sidon says to Yona "It is up to you, milady!" Arin then says "Tips hat". |
| 1539 | ** Dan points out the MoodWhiplash of Yona and Sidon having a heartfelt conversation while the diarrhea-like sludge is falling in the background. |
| 1540 | ** Once again they have Yona extolling how much she loves Sidon, to Link's annoyance. |
| 1541 | ** Dan calls Tulin "Tracheotomy", making Arin and the producer crack up. |
| 1542 | * Episode 35: |
| 1543 | ** Tulin gets a couple crits on a Zonai construct, knocking it from the sky platform they're on and killing it, and they praise him, before another comes up and one-shots Link, causing Arin and the producer to howl with laughter. |
| 1544 | ** Dan calls Tulin "[[Film/KungPowEnterTheFist Tonguey]]" and "[[Film/PoliceAcademy Tackleberry]]". |
| 1545 | ** They make a RunningGag of Sidon having something stuck in his throat. |
| 1546 | * Episode 36: |
| 1547 | ** Dan makes a joke about Sidon's name that it's what happens when your jeans are too tight and you [[RagingStiffie get an erection]], having forgotten that he made that joke in the previous episode, since this is a new recording session. |
| 1548 | --->'''Dan:''' Aw, man I've got a wicked Side-on right now. |
| 1549 | ** In the Water Temple, Arin forgets that the hover stones use energy after trying to use them to lift a sphere to it's hole and Dan jokes that the platforms aren't gone anymore, they're just [[DeathFromAbove surprising somebody on the ground in the near future]]. |
| 1550 | ** Arin builds a contraption to get the sphere to its hole of a balloon with a fan and the sphere attached. Dan insists it's working despite all evidence to the contrary. As soon as Arin lands, he [[FailedASpotCheck notices the water bubble emitter covered in sludge]]... He then laments he built another "cockamamie contraption" that failed, while Dan sees the bright side in that it will inevitably end up in a compilation when they're done. |
| 1551 | ** Arin says he's gonna make another cockamamie contraption to get a small sphere to its port. He heavily lampshades that he thinks it's unlikely to work. [[DidNotSeeThatComing It does work]]. |
| 1552 | ** Dan remembers that this Link is named "Diarrhea Jones". |
| 1553 | ** Dan calls Tulin "Tertiary", "Twisted Tea", "[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Terwilliger]], "Tulips" and "[[Series/TheTeletubbies Tinky-Winky]]". |
| 1554 | * Episode 37: |
| 1555 | ** Dan and Arin relate a story where they were at a stoplight during a quiet day and a woman walking a dog asked the dog if it had to potty. So they both muttered to themselves something like "No, not right now, thanks for asking.", but because it was such a still day, the woman heard and began laughing uncontrollably, and looked at them, [[ContagiousLaughter causing them to laugh uncontrollably]]. |
| 1556 | ** They joke that, when Dorephan steps down as king, he also fires [[ButtMonkey Muzu for no reason]]. |
| 1557 | ** Arin launches a Zonai block while Link's on it, causing it to go a lot higher than he expected. |
| 1558 | ** Dan calls Tulin "[[WesternAnimation/TheOwlHouse Tibbles]]", "Tinder", "Tungsten", "Telethon" and "[[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Trogdor]]". |
| 1559 | * Episode 38: |
| 1560 | ** When trying to create a mallet in a shrine out of logs, Arin attaches a rocket to it and hits it. ...And the whole thing disintegrates, cracking them up. And this is [[TemptingFate just after Dan called Arin a "brilliant bastich"]]. |
| 1561 | ** During a Dragon's Tear scene with Ganon, who is voiced by Creator/MatthewMercer, Dan jokes as Matt: "Next thing I'll do in my career is [[CallBack bake homemade cookies with two idiots on their show]]." |
| 1562 | * Episode 39: |
| 1563 | ** Arin, after accidentally attaching an explosives barrel to the sword, throws the sword at some Zonaite and then purposely does it with another one and as Dan is leaving to use the restroom says: |
| 1564 | --->'''Arin:''' Dude! I love throwin' swords!\ |
| 1565 | '''Dan:''' That is the scariest thing to hear anyone say! ''(both laugh)''\ |
| 1566 | '''Arin:''' Everyone nearby, just letting you know I love to throw swords! |
| 1567 | *** As Dan is in the restroom, Arin talks about having eaten a lot of cheese and having been farting a lot. When he comes back, Dan reveals he heard most of what Arin said. |
| 1568 | ** Dan calls Tulin "Triceratops", making Arin crack up. |
| 1569 | ** When there's a large cliff between Arin and the treasure he wants: |
| 1570 | --->'''Arin:''' Why's there always a mountain between me and my goals!? Why can't it be just a straight shot!?\ |
| 1571 | '''Dan:''' Bro, that's like the deepest sentence I've heard you say. "Why's there always a mountain between me and my goals?" God, that's relatable as hell! |
| 1572 | ** Arin accidentally uses up all his stamina firing a bow while gliding, causing Link to fall to his death, while Dan suggests that Link could be alright, as the "Game Over" screen is coming up. |
| 1573 | ** Arin is complaining that an impassible wall is between him and the treasure through much of the episode. Dan then says he likes The Depths, causing Arin to crack up. |
| 1574 | --->'''Arin:''' You're like a kid in the back seat and dad's like "I don't know where we are!!" and the kid's like "I like Montana! Trees! Look, a cow!"\ |
| 1575 | '''Dan:''' Yet the dad's blood pressure is shooting through the roof. |
| 1576 | ** Arin goes to a different Depths entrance that's closer to the "X", but as he dives down, an Obsidian Frox is right below him, causing both of them to freak out. |
| 1577 | *** After the Frox kills him, Arin complains about his microphone and starts adjusting it. Meanwhile, the game spawns him right back where he was and the Frox kills him again before he can grab the controller. The Frox then kills him a ''third'' time, with a body slam. |
| 1578 | ** Arin creates a car, but forgets to add a control stick and tries to stop it, but does a jumping downward strike, causing him to jump in front of the car and get hurt by it. |
| 1579 | ** As pointed out in the comments and early in the next episode, Arin was trying to get to a treasure that was only accessible through a Tingel Isles Depths entrance, [[AllForNothing making his efforts sadly futile throughout the whole episode]]. |
| 1580 | * Episode 40: |
| 1581 | ** When going down the Tingel Island Chasm, Link accidentally hits the wall and Arin starts going "Ow, ow ow!" before he hits a bigger rock and dies, making them laugh. |
| 1582 | ** After Arin has a tough time breaking through some blue rocks, breaking several weapons and having run out of arrows while trying to get to the treasure, Dan jokes that the episode will just be 30 minutes of him trying to break rocks. |
| 1583 | ** The boys finally find the treasure they've been searching for for most of the last episode and nearly 30 minutes of this one and are immensely dissappointed that it's just the hat from ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker''. They're then immediately [[MoodWhiplash attacked by their first gloom hands.]][[note]]They saw Gloom Hands in Episode 25, but weren't attacked by them because they were on a raised section and it left them confused as to what happened.[[/note]] |
| 1584 | --->'''Arin:''' [[TemptingFate After all this... It's gonna be awesome!]]\ |
| 1585 | '''Dan:''' It's one shoe. Cap of the Wind! ...Ohhhh...\ |
| 1586 | (...)\ |
| 1587 | '''Arin (sadly):''' ''(Puts together the'' Wind Waker ''outfit)'' ...That's cute.\ |
| 1588 | '''Dan (sadly):''' The Trousers of Ti- [[SuddenlyShouting WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE!?!?!]] |
| 1589 | ** In a shrine, Arin tries to stop a car by doing the jumping strike, but [[EpicFail jumps into a chasm]]. |
| 1590 | --->'''Dan:''' He died as he lived: Stupidly. |
| 1591 | * Episode 41: |
| 1592 | ** They've sadly forgotten they gave Yunobo the voice of "Macho Man" Randy Savage. |
| 1593 | ** Link falls into some lava when trying to get a rocket over to Mota. Upon respawning, Arin has him go into the lava immediately again. |
| 1594 | --->'''Arin:''' I think it'll stay. Whoops...\ |
| 1595 | '''Dan:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Tell me more, Arin. Guide me with your wisdom]]. |
| 1596 | ** Arin blows himself up when attaching a bomb to an arrow, forgetting that the heat makes them blow up immediately. |
| 1597 | ** Dan remarks that it's surprisingly easy to slide from doing a Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger impression to doing a [[Franchise/TheMuppets Kermit the Frog impression]]. They then make a bit where Kermit says lines from ''Film/{{Predator}}'' and other 80's films. |
| 1598 | * Episode 42: |
| 1599 | ** They keep mishearing Yunobo's "I can do it!" as "Why'd you do it!" (Which is shockingly common to mishear it as), so they make bits througout the episode about why they did something. |
| 1600 | ** Dan asks about Yunobo [[VerbalTic frequently ending sentences with "goro"]], and Arin notes that a lot of anime characters have tics like that and notes [[Anime/{{Naruto}} Naruto's "dattebayo or "believe it!" catchphrase]]. Dan asks what "dattebayo" means and Arin doesn't know, so Dan jokes that it means "Thumbs down to the Jews!" |
| 1601 | ** They talk about how the Zelda they keep seeing isn't actually Zelda: |
| 1602 | --->'''Dan!Link:''' God, don't be an idiot that believes in impossible things! [[ItMakesSenseInContext Princess Zelda traveled back in time and is currently thousands of years in the past! I know, I keep sending her stuff!]]\ |
| 1603 | '''Arin!Link:''' And she receives it!\ |
| 1604 | '''Dan!Link:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext In my dreams which I see through tears!]] |
| 1605 | ** How many times they have to smack the constructs with the weaker weapon he's using as it's [[StunLock stun-locked]] cracks them up. |
| 1606 | * Episode 43: |
| 1607 | ** Arin says "You gotta trust my insight!" emphasizing the "in" part, and Dan thought he was going to say "[[IncestIsRelative incest]]" and he said he'd immediately lose trust. |
| 1608 | ** Arin thinks a Zonai construct behind a counter is just going to sell him stuff, but it kills him, instead, making them laugh. |
| 1609 | ** Arin remembers he has rockets, but then drops one down into the lava. |
| 1610 | --->'''Arin:''' I have rockets, now!\ |
| 1611 | '''Dan:''' You've got two. ''(rocket falls from ledge)'' [[DeadpanSnarker You've got one.]] ''(Arin laughs)'' Oh my god... |
| 1612 | ** Arin attaches a rocket to the front of a cart and insists it will be fine and not hurt Link. When he starts it, it causes the cart to be too front heavy and launches itself into the rails and when Link hops out and the rocket disappears, the cart simply flies up and plunges off the tracks while Arin simply says "Wait!" both of which causes Dan to have an extended laughing fit. |
| 1613 | ** Dan makes a bit where he could either get paid with Game Grumps or have dignity and that he gets paid only in "Grump Bucks" which are only redeemable in office for trinkets Arin made or bread and Starburst. |
| 1614 | --->'''Dan:''' I hope the government will understand when I pay my mortgage in Grump Bucks! |
| 1615 | ** After killing Gohma and causing the [[FantasticDrug marbled rock roast]] to disappear, they joke that the Gorons will all be suffering withdrawal for the next couple weeks. |
| 1616 | * Episode 45: |
| 1617 | ** After Dan makes a [[Franchise/ScottPilgrim Ramona Flowers]] joke after talking about ''Music/TheRamones'' and Dan says it wasn't a good joke after Arin doesn't get it, which Arin agrees to. Dan gets a little indignant. |
| 1618 | --->'''Dan:''' Okay, thanks, Arin! ''(Arin laughs)''\ |
| 1619 | '''Arin:''' Hey, man, I tell it like it is.\ |
| 1620 | '''Dan:''' "See, Ramona Flowers." "Thumbs down! Back to the episode." |
| 1621 | ** When they find a Korok wanting to find its friend, they make a bit where the other Korok is trying to get away from the lost Korok and is pissed when Link brings them back to them. [[https://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/korok-friends/ Funnily enough, someone else made a comic about just that]]. Arin builds a wing for the Korok and launches it without Link on it, speculating that since only one fan was provided, that the Korok was meant to go by themselves. It deactivates the fan soon after launching because Link wasn't on it and the wing plows into the hill, tumbling down it while the Korok is glued to it, causing Dan to laugh the whole time. Arin carries the Korok up the hill and drops the Korok when they get in range of their friend, who starts tumbling back down the hill, causing them to laugh. |
| 1622 | ** After creating his first functioning hoverbike in one of the worst sets of circumstances, on a tiny outcrop next to a cliff and a giant lake in the rain, Arin flies it up to a Dragon's Tear glyph and hopes it doesn't fall when he has to get off of it when he sees another Korok. [[ForegoneConclusion It proceeds to slide down the hill while Arin repeatedly says "Don't fall!"]] |
| 1623 | ** When watching the Dragon's Tear, Rauru says that Link and "that legendary sword he carries" will be their last line of defense. They have Zelda point out: |
| 1624 | --->'''Arin!Zelda:''' Oh, he's not carrying it, I am.\ |
| 1625 | '''Dan!Rauru:''' [[BigWhat What?]]\ |
| 1626 | '''Arin!Rauru:''' [[OhCrap What the fuck?]]\ |
| 1627 | '''Arin!Zelda:''' [[FromBadToWorse And it's broken.]]\ |
| 1628 | '''Arin!Rauru:''' Oh, God! |
| 1629 | ** Arin tries to fight a Flame Gleeok. [[CurbStompBattle It kills him twice in a row in one shot with him at 80% health]]. Arin runs for it and tries to build a tank, with cannons on the front. [[EpicFail He can't drive it through the gatehouse to the bridge the Gleeok is on]]. He's able to finagle the tank through the gate and drive it to the Gleeok. [[AllForNothing But does almost no damage before the Gleeok takes off out of range of the cannons]]. It quickly runs out of battery and Arin [[ScrewThisImOutOfHere proceeds to get the heck out of Dodge]]. |
| 1630 | ** Shortly after, Arin builds another hoverbike, but accidentally has the fans facing the wrong way, making them crack up. Dan then lampshades that Link is the savior of Hyrule and hopes the others weren't watching that whole sequence: |
| 1631 | --->'''Dan!Link:''' That dragon is really hard! I'll make a hoverbike to hover away ''(makes sound of the hoverbike going the wrong way)'' Oh, no! |
| 1632 | * Episode 46: |
| 1633 | ** Dan has a RunningGag where he's trying to make the word "cream" become a thing and also starts replacing other words with it. |
| 1634 | ** When learning about the autobuild function, Arin screws up the first one, but the game won't let him fix it, so it recreates the second construct to be janky as well. |
| 1635 | ** Arin calls Master Kohga a wiener when he teleports away with a fraction of health left and Dan says "Tears of the Wiener" before remarking about how it would change the games with just one word difference before naming other Zelda games with "wiener" in the title: "''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword Skyward Wiener]]''", "''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild Breath of the Wiener]]"'', "''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask Majora's Wiener]]''", "''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaALinkToThePast Wiener to the Past" and "A Link to the Wiener]]''", "''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheMinishCap Wiener's Cap]]"'', and "''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaPhantomHourglass The Phantom Wiener]]''" |
| 1636 | ** Arin keeps building and accidentally deconstructing a wing, getting more and more frustrated each time. |
| 1637 | * Episode 47: When watching a Dragon's Tear, "A Show of Fealty", about Ganondorf pretending to want to be an ally of Rauru, they lampshade about some of the Dragon's Tears they've seen before, that Queen Sonia gets killed by Ganondorf and Rauru is also defeated. |
| 1638 | * Episode 48: |
| 1639 | ** Dan asks the editor to not edit in a "Wow!" sound effect when Arin says it, saying it can only play when "Tulips" does the Wind Gust. |
| 1640 | ** They lampshade how Queen Sonia's gently rubbing her finger along a cup rim is sensual and then when Sonia holds Zelda's hands, they point out what fans are thinking, or wanting. |
| 1641 | --->'''Dan:''' What are you doing, Nintendo?\ |
| 1642 | '''Sonia:''' But listen. You can focus your attention on returning home.\ |
| 1643 | '''Arin!Sonia:''' But first, we must link our abilities. Kiss me!\ |
| 1644 | '''Dan:''' I mean, who is not thinking that right now, with all these [[{{Fanservice}} exposed shoulders]]!\ |
| 1645 | '''Arin:''' Oh, god, this unbreaking eye contact... |
| 1646 | ** They have Rauru mention being a goat-like creature, like having fleas, eating cans and having no problem on steep slopes. |
| 1647 | ** In the EverybodyLaughsEnding of the Dragon's Tear, they joke that Rauru's laugh fades off and he's scrolling through Grindr, which causes them to crack up. This starts a RunningGag that the playthrough is Link trying to decide on who is best on Grindr, Todd or Aiden. |
| 1648 | ** They have Link having the hots for a Gerudo girl, but the girl immediately "[[JustFriends friend zone's]]" them, by just calling them a pal. |
| 1649 | ** After Arin takes Link's clothes off due to the heat from the Gerudo desert, he puts his clothes back on after getting a heat resistant headpiece and someone objects to him being in his underwear. |
| 1650 | --->'''Dan!Link:''' Oh, so now you'll talk to me because I'm wearing ''pants''!? |
| 1651 | ** Dan lampshades how helpful it would be in real life if people would tell you up front what they want, like in a Zelda game. |
| 1652 | --->'''Dan:''' Hey, Bill, how ya doin'?\ |
| 1653 | '''Dan!Bill:''' I could really go for a poppy-seed bagel with egg and cheese, right now.\ |
| 1654 | '''Dan:''' You know what? Thank you. Now I can just get you one of those instead of you bein' all fuckin' weird and in a bad mood for an hour. |
| 1655 | ** Arin notes that Ponthos looks like him, which Dan agrees with. |
| 1656 | --->'''Dan!Ponthos:''' Have you ever played [[VideoGame/BattleKidFortressOfPeril Battle]] [[CallBack Kid]]? |
| 1657 | * Episode 49: |
| 1658 | ** Dan lampshades that the fake Princess Zelda has bewitched the Gorons and turned into Gohma and also [[PokeThePoodle "told a bunch of dudes to get nude."]] |
| 1659 | --->'''Dan:''' Strange agenda. Mixed, I would say. |
| 1660 | ** Arin, when building a support structure for Addison's sign, says "[[TemptingFate now lets see who's the man.]]" and then [[EpicFail accidentally uses Yunobo's charge attack and sets it on fire, destroying it]]. |
| 1661 | ** Arin cracks himself up by doing a silly voice and saying "Fucker's dead!". |
| 1662 | * Episode 50: |
| 1663 | ** They recount the misadventures of Diarrhea Jones in the first couple minutes of the episode, since they took a month off from airing it due to a month of Ghoul Grumps. They also recount the [[IHaveManyNames many, many names]] that they [[AccidentalMisnaming keep calling Tulin]]. They're surprised that they've "only" died 68 times and note that [[LOL69 the next one will be significant]]. |
| 1664 | ** Dan makes a bit where a character can only talk in quotes from Charlton Heston's character from the end of ''Film/PlanetOfTheApes1968''. When "Jimmy" keeps talking about how different characters "had their brains cut out", and they note most of the time he's wrong and how infrequently that actually happens. They then bring up ''Film/OneFlewOverTheCuckoosNest'', with Jimmy not remembering how that one ends... |
| 1665 | ** A RunningGag through the episode is them wanting Riju to say "voe", so they know if it's pronounced "Voe" like "Voh" or "Vo-eh" in the Japanese way. |
| 1666 | ** After Arin runs out of arrows for Riju to unleash her lightning powers, the final flying gibdo becomes stuck under a covering while Arin attacks it, leaving it basically shaking its butt for a while onscreen. Dan asks the editor to add in some dance music to it and the editor obliges. |
| 1667 | * Episode 51: |
| 1668 | ** Arin sings the opening of "[[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast Belle]]" and gives her an annoying regular voice when she says "Good morning, monseur." Later he gives her the voice of [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Gollum]] and sings part of "Belle" as Gollum. |
| 1669 | *** After Arin falls off the lighting platform several times, they bring up the bit again and have Belle be annoyed and yelling at the man. |
| 1670 | ** Late in the episode, Dan jokes that all of the most scathing comments in the video were by himself in a troll account. |
| 1671 | * Episode 53: |
| 1672 | ** They proclaim that "Wow Bird" Tulin is great and Arin calls him "Tustin" as usual and Dan corrects him to "Toupée". |
| 1673 | ** After running out of arrows against the Queen Gibdo, Arin can only think of using Yunobo's attack. He also keeps getting annoyed because Yunobo's avatar keeps running away when he tries to run to it. |
| 1674 | ** They joke that the secret stone that Riju's ancestor wants to give is the "[[ToiletHumor Fart Stone]]", rather than the Lightning Stone. Arin also repeatedly gets annoyed that the same vision basically repeated 4 times. |
| 1675 | *** They keep joking that the "Fart Stone" is replacing the Lightning Stone and make the necessary sound effects. |
| 1676 | * Episode 54: |
| 1677 | ** After Traysi tells Penn to leave, they make a bit where he's just outside the door, listening and you see his beak slowly appear behind the door or he keeps interjecting in the conversation. They then joke that Traysi gives Link incentives that would be more appropriate for Penn, like fish or mealworms. |
| 1678 | ** They make a bit where Zelda and the tusked creature she was "[[AccidentalInnuendo riding]]" were a couple and Link keeps being disappointed as Penn recounts the various things they were seen doing. He also notes that she said she's tired of "[[TeenyWeenie the worlds smallest cock.]]" When Penn actually wonders if it's "an enticing truth or an elaborate fiction", they quickly simultaneously have Link say "It's fiction!" |
| 1679 | ** Arin jokingly calls this "ADHD, the episode." |
| 1680 | --->'''Arin:''' Alright, lets do this one thing! Just kidding, lets go to a dragon! Just kidding, lets get that tower! Just kidding, lets get all towers!\ |
| 1681 | '''Dan:''' I mean, in our defense, the dragon did disappear on us...\ |
| 1682 | '''Arin:''' ''(Sees a bunch of sky islands leading upward)'' [[NotHelpingYourCase Whoa, what is that?]]\ |
| 1683 | '''Dan:''' Arin... ''(both laugh)'' |
| 1684 | ** At the Rabella Wetlands Skyview Tower, Arin figures out it never stops raining, so he has to build a shelter over the brambles before he can light them on fire. So he does build a cover, [[AllForNothing but it gets destroyed when he tries to use Yunobo's charge to light the brambles on fire]]. |
| 1685 | ** When Arin sees "[[MemeticMutation Meme Face Ganon]], he does a very big laugh. |
| 1686 | * Episode 55: |
| 1687 | ** Dan thinks Dragon!Zelda is surprisingly attractive. |
| 1688 | ** When Link gets the Master Sword and it turns out that you need stamina containers to take it, Arin's pretty smug about it. |
| 1689 | * Episode 56: |
| 1690 | ** Dan does a goofy sinister voice for Koltin, similar to Arin's Skeletor-esque voice for Kilton, before coughing and clearing his throat and having a deeper, suave voice for him. |
| 1691 | ** At Arin's request, the editor does a slow zoom on Kilton's face as Link and Koltin are talking. |
| 1692 | ** Arin lampshades that he's [[WithCatlikeTread wearing the brightly lit Mining gear]] as he tries to sneak up on a Blupee. |
| 1693 | ** When Arin tries to skip the rundown on Great Fairies, Penn tells it anyway, with Dan [[ButThouMust asking why they gave the option of skipping it]]. |
| 1694 | ** Dan jokes that the fake Zelda was actually Creator/NicolasCage, and Arin does an impression of him. |
| 1695 | ** After Penn says he's going to get the news of the Great Fairy opening back up and of the fake Zelda written up for the newspaper (which was supposed to be Link's story), he turns to Link and says "Fuck you, Link!", causing both of them to crack up. Dan says he was going to make a bit about how no one reads newspapers anymore, but that Arin's simple "Fuck you, Link!" was a lot funnier. |
| 1696 | ** When the Great Fairy offers to enhance his clothes, they both make jokes that she already [[RagingStiffie caused his pants to shrink]]. |
| 1697 | ** Dan asks which character in the games has the most fans and Arin notes that it's Purah by a long shot. |
| 1698 | ** Dan says the Mayausiy shrine name like "Mayussy", which causes them to make a bit about someone who's thirsty for "mayor pussy", both male and female. |
| 1699 | * Episode 57: |
| 1700 | ** Arin builds another "cockamamie contraption" to try and fight an Ice Gleeok. Arin assures Dan that the Ice Gleeok can't set his wooden car on fire. [[DistinctionWithoutADifference It gets destroyed nonetheless, by the first ice breath attack]]. |
| 1701 | *** After he gets hurt by an ice breath attack, Arin goes to heal, but [[DidntThinkThisThrough finds he doesn't have any food]]. He decides to get the heck out of there. |
| 1702 | ** When trying to get the Stable Trotters to the Great Fairy, Arin puts the harness on the cart diagonally and says it's fine. [[NeverMyFault He then complains several times during the journey that the cart doesn't turn right]]. |
| 1703 | ** Arin finds a Korok that needs to find his friend, so he attaches a couple rockets to him and launches him towards his friend. |
| 1704 | --->'''Dan:''' And now: to take the money from the corpse. |
| 1705 | *** Arin then asks how people can be mean to Koroks when they're so cute. |
| 1706 | ---->'''Dan:''' What, like strap rockets to them and shoot them into the air? |
| 1707 | * Episode 58: |
| 1708 | ** Arin once again gets the glider controls switched with dive while going into the depths and dies. Arin then tries to go into the depths again, but ends up too close to the wall and dies again, prompting them to crack up. He then dies a third time when he again mixes up the glider control. |
| 1709 | ** After getting killed a couple times by a Gloom Lynel, Dan looks up a strategy for fighting them. Just as he finishes, he looks up and Arin has been killed again. |
| 1710 | --->'''Dan:''' Okay, I just looked up and things are going well. ''(Both laugh)'' |
| 1711 | *** Arin manages to kill the Lynel, but because it was by an ancient blade tipped spear, it killed and erased the Lynel and [[AllForNothing everything he was carrying, which is why Arin was fighting him in the first place.]] Arin has to reload to fight him again. When the Lynel destroys his Zonai device on the next try, Arin [[ScrewThisImOutOfHere decides to cut his losses and run]]. |
| 1712 | * Episode 59: |
| 1713 | ** Dan asks Arin about a horse's vision and if it has a blind spot in front, which leads to a bit where Arin says "[[ConspiracyTheorist horses aren't real]]". |
| 1714 | ** After killing two Frox mini-bosses, Arin tries to take on an armored Lynel, but gets killed because he couldn't get back to Riju in time and could only see "Tangy", "Tublin in Dublin" and "[[WesternAnimation/GeorgeOfTheJungle Tookie]]". |
| 1715 | ** They go down a lengthy rabbit hole on Urban Dictionary when Dan was told by someone that "glizzy" also meant "jizzing", but it's mostly known for meaning "hot dog". Dan is redeemed when he does find a definition that shows it means what he was told. |
| 1716 | *** Arin keeps asking where to find Deep Fireflies, but Dan keeps getting distracted and/or ignoring Arin, [[{{Irony}} making an interesting contrast to their usual dynamic]]. |
| 1717 | *** Simply the phrase Dan says of "jizzing on a rizzed up glizzy." |
| 1718 | ** When fighting a Marbled Gohma, Arin runs toward Yunobo, who is standing next to one of the Gohma's gloom rocks, which naturally explodes in his face. A little later, after not having healed any of his previous damage, Arin gets blown up after he panics after being surrounded by gloom rocks. |
| 1719 | ** Arin purposefully attaches a gloom rock to his shield and then wonders why he blew up a few seconds later. |
| 1720 | * Episode 60: |
| 1721 | ** Zelda implores Link to rescue her, with them semi-recreating the "You must protect the Triforce" bit from ''Ocarina of Time''. |
| 1722 | ** They crack up over the savage beating as a silver moblin keeps getting knocked down and wailed on by Arin. |
| 1723 | ** When picking up one of Phantom Ganon's Gloom Swords, the way Arin says "Gloom" causes them to simultaneously launch into another "You must protect the Triforce" but about the Gloom Sword. |
| 1724 | ** When Riju reappears, they bring up that she has the "fart stone" and later, Dan opens up the fart soundboard app and uses it. |
| 1725 | * Episode 61: |
| 1726 | ** Arin remarks that Riju is [[ShowSomeLeg showing quite a bit of leg]] for a Nintendo game. After Riju stops talking, the short-legged "Trunky" sighs and Dan!Tulin says "I don't have legs..." and Arin!Tulin comments "I'm showing so much leg and nobody noticed..." |
| 1727 | ** Arin's voice for Koltin gradually drifts and he basically gives him the voice of Creator/OrsonWelles. |
| 1728 | * Episode 62: |
| 1729 | ** At the Jiukoum Shrine, Arin pronounces it like "d'you cum?" shrine. |
| 1730 | --->'''Dan:''' If you have to ask, you didn't do a good enough job! |
| 1731 | *** When Arin solves the shrine pretty easily and notes that he's scene videos of people having difficulty with it, Dan remarks: |
| 1732 | ---->'''Dan:''' Maybe all that boxing crumpled up your smooth brain. ''(both laugh)'' The punches brought back the ridges.\ |
| 1733 | '''Arin:''' ''(punch sound)'' Ah, calculus! Thanks, [[WebVideo/JarvisJohnson Jarvis!]] |
| 1734 | ** After Tauro remarks to Link that "You came after all.", they remark that he came from Jiukoum. |
| 1735 | ** Arin gets thirsty for Link in the Charged outfit. |
| 1736 | *** Later, he says he wants to get ripped and wear that outfit to a ren-fest. |
| 1737 | ** They start a RunningGag of having a "Ah, the French". |
| 1738 | ** They joke that Tauro can just flex them up to the Sky Islands with is "8-pack" like a Skyview tower. |
| 1739 | ** After finding a Korok by lifting a rock, Arin drops it right back on the Korok's head. |
| 1740 | * Episode 63: |
| 1741 | ** The episode is from just after their Sbassbear music reaction video, so they occasionally sing the "Lipitor" song or the "Forklift Simulator" song. |
| 1742 | *** Late in the episode, Dan talks about the "Oh My Penis" song. |
| 1743 | ** After Arin makes a strong weapon, he asks Dan to congratulate him. After a long, uncomfortable silence, Dan says "Mazel tov." and Arin asks the editor to edit everything out. |
| 1744 | ** When Arin starts talking about the tour they're going to be going on, Dan says he doesn't have to sell it, since it will be over by the time the episode airs. Arin then says "Well, thanks for your money." And that cracks Dan up and he calls it the "The 2023 Game Grumps 'Thanks For Your Money' Tour". |
| 1745 | * Episode 64: |
| 1746 | ** Arin opens it up talking about bagels and Dan makes a bit about zero context openings, involving things like large scrotums and fusing cats with people. |
| 1747 | ** After singing a incorrect version of "12 Days of Christmas" and Arin asks Dan if he was raised in a Catholic household and Dan tries to come up with a Catholic version of his last name before settling on "Avidonaldson" and then making a bit where someone who's obviously Jewish tries to half-ass be Christian, like bending a Star of David into a cross or removing the "w" from a "Jews" sign and adding "us" to the end. |
| 1748 | * Episode 65: |
| 1749 | ** They make a bit where their [[MrSeahorse dad gave birth to them]], or was merely claiming to have given birth and usually speaks in grunts and that their mom married him because of his soliloquys. |
| 1750 | ** Due to there being a significant gap in when they filmed the previous episodes due to being on tour, Arin struggles to remember if he needs to do something special to extract Mineru's body parts, only for it to immediately break open when he holds it close to the mask just after he asks that, causing them to laugh. |
| 1751 | * Episode 66: |
| 1752 | ** Just a few minutes after getting the Mineru construct, they fall into some water and worry that they broke the game when they aren't able to get into it. |
| 1753 | ** When talking about ''WesternAnimation/CasperTheFriendlyGhost'', Dan asks if the ''Film/{{Casper}}'' film was hot when Arin mentions Creator/ChristinaRicci was in it. |
| 1754 | ** They make a bit after Purah says "one", of her singing a parody of "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor". |
| 1755 | ** They point out Purah's ArbitrarySkepticism when she finds it hard to believe that Link pulled the Master Sword out of the head of a dragon, when there's so much crazy stuff happening and a few seconds later a shot has the floating Hyrule Castle behind her, which they also mention. |
| 1756 | * Episode 67: |
| 1757 | ** They call Tulin "Tinkles", "Toodles" and "Tim". |
| 1758 | ** They spend several minutes trying to find the "Tim Allen grunt" slowed down. |
| 1759 | *** They then combine the grunt with "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor". |
| 1760 | ** When they kill a Yiga clan member in 2 hits, they remark that if they were the Yiga researcher, they'd have just kept under cover, mentioning as the "researcher" as Link goes away, "Man, that guy would have kicked my ass!" |
| 1761 | * Episode 68: |
| 1762 | ** They reference throughout the episode the "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcz-rVPvL2Y I want to shake your hand!]]" viral video. They give Master Kohga the same voice as "plane guy". |
| 1763 | *** [[https://youtu.be/WN1It-MoiS0?si=Z_qFpYYmYiW_B5to&t=1684 A little over halfway through the episode]], they start a bit where the guy wants to do things that sound similar, like "I want to take your pants." while at a yardsale, "I want to make your band." in ''VideoGame/GuitarHero'' and "I want your cakes in my hands" when he wants to touch your butt. |
| 1764 | ** They improvise most of a Music/{{Shakira}} song. |
| 1765 | * [[LOL69 Episode 69]]: |
| 1766 | ** During the final battle against Kohga, the way all the avatars beat up on him cracks them up and they remark about every body from different cultures unifying to beat his ass. |
| 1767 | ** Arin mentions that he doesn't have any arrows as they're in the pit to fight Ganondorf. Dan points out they DidNotThinkThisThrough. A little later, after Arin dies, Dan says they should leave and stock up. |
| 1768 | --->'''Dan:''' Well, the other alternative will be to press on. Fail 100 times. Get really mad. And then leave and stock up anyway. |
| 1769 | * [[LOL69 Episode 69 Part 2]]: THE FINALE: |
| 1770 | ** Dan sings part of "One" by ''Music/{{Metallica}}'' and comments that singing it in a Boston accent really takes the edge off of it. |
| 1771 | ** They call a silver Bokoblin horn "[[WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas Zero's nose]]" and remark how strong it is. |
| 1772 | ** Despite having gone back to get prepared in the previous episode and make anti-Gloom food, Arin eats all of it in the fights before and ends up fighting Ganondorf with 2 un-Gloomed hearts, prompting an OhCrap moment from Dan. Despite this, he gets him to less than half health before dying. The next fight has 3 un-Gloomed hearts and wins with 1 heart left. |
| 1773 | *** After trying several times, they pause the episode and come back with more stuff with the pause screen being the ''VideoGame/{{Fallout}}'' "Please Stand By" screen, but with Tulin over it. |
| 1774 | ** When Ganondorf goes into his 2nd form, they crack up when his health bar keeps extending. |
| 1775 | ** Arin pronounces "Flurry Rush" like "Furry Rush" and Dan says "[[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom Those are my]] [[Music/RushBand two favorite things.]]" |
| 1776 | ** They voice Light Dragon!Zelda with the same "You must protect the Triforce!" voice. |
| 1777 | ** When Dark Dragon Ganondorf explodes, it cracks them up. |
| 1778 | ** They call Tulin "Tyrannosaur", "Tatum", "Tina" and "Timmy". |
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