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1	2014 Episodes of WebVideo/TheBlockbusterBuster
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8	[[folder: RIPD]]
9	* Puppet Show Soap Opera.
10	* [=ERod=] questions if Creator/KevinBacon still has fans. Cue to SHE-Rod licking a DVD of Film/{{Footloose}}.
11	** After a while, SHE-Rod demands a Footloose dance from [=ERod=], so good she draws a cigarrette.
12	* About why Roy is part of RIPD:
13	-->'''[=ERod=]''': Was he truly one of the greatest lawmen that lived or is he in the RIPD because he is such an abrasive buttmunch that neither heaven or hell would have him.
14	* [=ERod=] proposes three new clips for fart jokes, opening a poll. The options rank from "Out of Oxygen" from ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory1'', "The Amplifier" from ''Film/BackToTheFuture1'' or "Poison Gas" from ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries''.
15	* Kevin Bacon decides to sacrifice ''Nick's wife'' for the Staff of Jerico.
16	-->'''[=ERod=]''': You know, the sacrifice could be anyone. There's no need to give the good guys an incentive to find you, kick your ass, and ruin your plans, you stupid fuck.
17	[[/folder]]
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19	[[folder: Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters]]
20	* [=ERod=] starts to {{Squee}} when he realizes Chiron is played by Creator/AnthonyHead
21	* [=ERod=] decides to refer to Clarisse as "Bitchy Nagsallot"
22	** He introduces Clarisse as the "daughter of neverending bitchiness"
23	** "Yeah, he's still alive, and you're still a horrible bitch" ''(smiles)''
24	** "Oh, oh! I have an idea. How about we take Bitchy Nagsallot, stuff her into a cannon and then shoot her out of the cannon? And I know what you're thinking. How exactly does that help Percy and the others get out of the creature's belly? ''(laughs and {{Beat}})'' It doesn't".
25	** "Hey! I have pictures of you pissing your pants, so respect The Grover!"
26	* The Oracle says "Creator/MontyPython" instead of "Mighty Piton".
27	* [=ERod=] lists all the famous cyclops around: [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Leela]], [[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc Mike Wazowski]],[[WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse1983 Triclop]] and [[Comicbook/{{Cyclops}} Scott Summers]].
28	* [=ERod=] fanboys again when Creator/NathanFillion appears as Hermes.
29	* After Grover is kidnapped:
30	-->'''[=ERod=]''': And now that Grover is gone, we're gonna be stuck with Dumb, Dull, and Dullest.
31	* When all of them are captured and they think Tyson is dead, Percy starts to lament not treating him as his brother, which makes [=ERod=] cry... because of his lack of acting there.
32	[[/folder]]
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34	[[folder: The Lone Ranger]]
35	* [=ERod=]'s Apophenia taking over again.
36	* Rebecca kissing John immediately.
37	-->'''[=ERod=]''': Your husband died three days ago!!! Just sayin'!!!
38	[[/folder]]
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40	[[folder: Top 10 Worst Wolverine Moments]]
41	* About Viper's character being fucked up:
42	** [=ERod=]'s main complaint is about the actress.
43	--->'''[=ERod=]''': But instead they went with Svetlana Khocgh- Khochz... [[TheUnpronounceable this person]]. And how I put this lightly... SHE'S FUCKING HORRIBLE!!!
44	--->'''[=ERod=]''': Oh my god, you're terrible!! Whoever told this girl she could act should have their gonads clawed off by a real Wolverine.
45	--->'''[=ERod=]''': It's like the filmmakers have planned all these dramatic powerful moments and then they were forced to include all the cartoony sci-fi buffoonery, ''like Saturday-Morning villain Barbie'' over here.
46	[[/folder]]
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48	[[folder: Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked]]
49	* [=ERod=] refers to Alvin as "[[{{Jerkass}} Asshole the Chipmunk]]"
50	* After seeing that both Creator/JasonLee and Creator/DavidCross are stuck in ''the third Chipmunks movie''...
51	-->'''[=ERod=]''': You know what? Creator/HarrisonFord has the Franchise/IndianaJones Trilogy, Creator/ElijahWood has Film/TheLordOfTheRings Trilogy, and Creator/RobertDowneyJr has the Film/IronMan Trilogy. Creator/JasonLee and Creator/DavidCross... have ''Film/AlvinAndTheChipmunks''... ''Yeah''...
52	* [=ERod=] keeps falling for Theodore's PuppyDogEyes.
53	* When Simon gets a spider bite and changes his personality, it causes the others to change as well. The Aesop?
54	-->'''[=ERod=]''': That's right, kids! A quick shot of neurotoxin and you and your friends will be free of any and all personality flaws.
55	* ''"[[RunningGag Ow! Right in the childhood!]]"''
56	[[/folder]]
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58	[[folder: The Smurfs 2]]
59	[[/folder]]
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61	[[folder: Planes]]
62	* When [=ERod=] finds out that Dusty is a crop duster, he finds it ActuallyPrettyFunny, until FridgeLogic kicks in, and he wonders what the point is of having organic crops in a world populated by cars and planes.
63	* When Dusty says he's afraid of heights, [=ERod=] bursts out laughing, and puts in a clip of [[WesternAnimation/{{BatmanTheAnimatedSeries}} The Joker laughing]] as well.
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66	[[folder: My Favorite Martian]]
67	* Turns out that when both Uncle Martins from the TV Series and the Movies meet, the universe starts imploding because of the CelebrityParadox: The ''Franchise/EvilDead'' heroes will start to make out with one another, [[Series/TheMuppetShow The Hecklers]] will heckle Hecklers, [[Series/HerculestheLegendaryJourneys Hercules]] will wrestle [[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHercules Hercules]], [[Film/SherlockHolmes2009 Sherlock]] [[Creator/RobertDowneyJr Holmes]] will hang out with Series/{{Sherlock}} [[Creator/BenedictCumberbatch Holmes]], [[Series/BattlestarGalactica1978 Starbuck]] will have coffee with [[Series/BattlestarGalactica2003 Starbuck]] at a Starbucks.
68	** The Universe starts imploding while having a lot of Creator/ChristopherLloyd weirdness, [[NightmareFuel including]] a clip of WesternAnimation/{{Foodfight}}.
69	** And them momentarily, [[spoiler:[=ERod=] transforms into El Lover]] until the universe resets again.
70	** How does [=ERod=] check if everything is back to normal?
71	--> '''[=ERod=]''': Yeap, Creator/MichaelBay is still an [[TakeThat overpayed hack]].
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74	[[folder:The Legend of Hercules]]
75	* [=ERod=] giving up on pointing out all [[SadlyMythtaken the mistakes with the mythology]] after the fourth time.
76	* [[http://eujoyuen.deviantart.com/art/BBB-Legend-of-Hercules-458021933 The title card]], which depics [=ERod=] making a deal with [[WesternAnimation/{{Hercules}} Hades]] to do away with the movie's star.
77	* Narrating a gladiator battle in the style of a pro wrestling match.
78	* A particular battle scene that MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext left [=ERod=] completely stunned.
79	--> '''[=ERod=]''': Hercules caught a lightning bolt... with his sword... that turned it into a lightning whip...and proceeded to use it to kill all the bad guys, and then kill his own guys. ({{Beat}} as he tries to comprehend it) Let's just move on to the final battle.
80	** Said moment was also accompanied by the WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse1983 theme.
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83	[[folder: Robots]]
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86	[[folder: Home on the Range]]
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89	[[folder: The Avengers (1998)]]
90	* [=ERod=] decides to let the audience, along with [[WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends Garfield]], spot the great big mistake in the following scene... where the bad guys are reunited in a conference room '''''[[ElephantInTheLivingRoom wearing Bear Costumes]]'''''.
91	** [=ERod=] finally spots it... [[ComicallyMissingThePoint the pamphlets on the table were Jet Black and in the following take are Onyx]].
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94	[[folder: Dracula 2000]]
95	* Despite the DirectLineToTheAuthor of the film, it keeps showing characters from the novel and creating paradoxes. [[CallBack The universe nearly implodes]] with every one.
96	* When it's revealed that [[spoiler:sunlight]] kills Dracula, [=ERod=] wonders why, in all Van Helsing's [[InformedAbility extensive study of vampire lore]], it never occurred to him [[spoiler:to just push the coffin out into the sunlight and open it]].
97	* After spotting Creator/NathanFillion as a priest, [=ERod=] practically begs the film to give him another cameo, to the point where he suggests that [[HolyBurnsEvil if holy objects hurt vampires]], then the logical conclusion is to [[GrievousHarmWithABody throw a priest at them]].
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100	[[folder: I, Frankenstein]]
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103	[[folder: Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes]]
104	* [[WesternAnimation/RobotChicken "I'm gonna f* a human. F* a human f* f* f*** a human."]]
105	Aaaand later: "I'm gonna f* a monkey. F*** a monkey" cue [=ERod=] saying to skip the scene entirely.
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108	[[folder: The Wicker Man]]
109	* [=ERod=] going crazy again.
110	* When the little girl refuses to get Nicolas Cage to help her out of the car. [=ERod=] then shows the scene from the perspective of the girl, which is Nicolas Cage with his creepy face.
111	* In the middle of the review, [=ERod=] gets distracted by a prop in the background (a poster of a Missing Creator/EdwardWoodward[[note]]The actor that played Sergeant Howie in the original version of ''[[Film/TheWickerMan1973 The Wicker Man]]]]''[[/note]]) and deviates entirely to talking about how he was [[Film/HotFuzz haunted by a living statue]], then hoping Series/TheEqualizer would find him, ''and then'' says The Equalizer would have solved everything in the movie by saving the girl and defeating crossdressing Christopher Lee. He still fails to associate the roles.
112	--> '''[=ERod=]''': What were we taking about? Oh yes, Nicolas Cage saving a little girl or some crap.
113	* "To the Cage-Cycle" (Insert the Series/Batman1966 Theme)
114	* After seeing Nicolas Cage's hallucination of the little girl being run over by a truck.
115	--> '''[=ERod=]''': My mom was right. I shouldn't play on the deck of a boat. There are dangerous Semis out there!! Damn you, Evil Semis, [[Film/MaximumOverdrive with your Green Goblin faces always trying to kill Emilio Estevez]]. Damn you! Damn you all to hell!!!
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118	[[folder: Tarzan 3D]]
119	* His reaction to the [[UnintentionalUncannyValley badly done]] [[SerkisFolk motion capture]].
120	--> '''[=ERod=]''': yelps [Tarzan] looks like an alien wearing human skin!
121	* His increasing frustration with the CaptainObvious narrator.
122	* He wonders why Tarzan is attracted specifically to Jane, considering that [[OnlySixFaces there's a girl exactly like her sitting behind her]].
123	* When the film rips off the "Tarzan punches out his watery reflection" scene from the Disney version of the story, [=ERod=] gets a call from Mickey Mouse... who starts yelling, [[Film/JayAndSilentBobStrikeBack All you motherfuckers are gonna pay! You are the ones who-"]]
124	* "Yeah, you little creepazoid! Why don't you act respectable, like Tarzan who also spies on Jane but from a better hiding place."
125	* The "Times that Tarzan saves [[DamselInDistress Jane]]" counter.
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128	[[folder: Flash Gordon]]
129	* [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] {{dope slap}}ping him [[RunningGag more than once]].
130	* When both praise the soundtrack by Music/{{Queen\|Band}}, they point out that even the ballad part is awesome... to which both of them start to ''slow dance to it''.
131	-->'''[=ERod=]''': Wait a minute! What are we doing?!
132	-->'''Linkara''': Just go along with it, man.
133	-->'''[=ERod=]''': (shrugs) Let the [[SlashFic Slash Fanfiction]] begin.
134	-->'''Linkara''': Ha! It's funny because you think it ''only now'' just started.
135	-->''([=ERod=] is about to question this, but Linkara just {{handwave}}s this by resting [=ERod=]'s head on him and they keep dancing)''
136	* When [=ERod=] questions Linkara's new look, Linkara calls [=ERod=] "Mini-Angry Joe". [=ERod=] doesn't get it.
137	* After his girlfriend hears Flash accidentally thinking about another woman, both [=ERod=] and Linkara have inner thoughts.
138	-->'''[=ERod=]''': Man, that's emabrrassing. Good thing people can't hear my thoughts.
139	-->'''Linkara''': Yeah, me too. ''(Thinking) Wait a minute. I got it. [[{{WMG}} If one of the Spiderman clones survived the clone saga, maybe it was him who made the deal with Mephisto]]. [[CallBack That's how they can]] {{Retcon}} 'ComicBook/OneMoreDay'! Hahaha!''
140	-->'''[=ERod=]''': ''(Thinking with a goofy smile) [[WesternAnimation/GravityFalls Disco Girl~ Coming throught~ That girl is youuuu~]]''
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143	[[folder:The Host]]
144	* The Tween Porn running gag, especially the girl saying "Oh, my God!".
145	** In one scene, he refers to another make-out flashback as "After showing Wanderer enough Tween Porn [[TakeThat to satisfy the studio-audience of]] Series/SamAndCat"
146	* At the beginning of the review, [=ERod=] is apparently taken over by a Soul, and their [[TheStoic infamously flat behavior]]. It makes him come off as TheStoner version of MostDefinitelyNotAVillain for all of the movie, to great effect. Particularly on the occasions [[LargeHam he breaks free]].
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149	[[folder:Vampire Academy]]
150	* [=ERod=] deciding to dub all the names of the annoying, {{Flat Character}}s or {{Expy}}s:
151	** Rose became "Blabber-Mouth Mc-Chattypants".
152	** Mason apparently is "[[Franchise/HarryPotter Ron]]".
153	** Natalie is referred as "[[Franchise/ScoobyDoo Velma]]"
154	** Mia is dubbed as "[[DistaffCounterpart She-]][[Franchise/HarryPotter Malfoy]]", as both are shorthaired blond bullies.
155	** Since [=ERod=] refuses to use the InUniverse terms for the types of vampires, he dubs them as ''Lame-Pires'' (the Moroi, or "good vampires"), ''Guardians'' (the Dhampires or "bodyguards") and ''Real-Vampires'' (the Strigoi, or "bad vampires").
156	* "Really? This movie is making fun of [[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Twilight]]. It's like ''shit'' making fun of ''diarrhea''".
157	* RELAX-O-VISION
158	* After Victor reveals all the plot points for no good reason:
159	--> '''[=ERod=]''': (DullSurprise) Incidentally. See this look on my face? This is the look of me NOT GIVING A SHIT! END THE MOVIE!!
160	* When it's revealed that Natalie became a Real-Vampire:
161	--> '''[=ERod=]''': Velma was a Real Vampire?! What a cool twist! It was pathetically ''obvious'' since [[DaddysLittleVillain she is the daughter of the bad guy]], but cool nonetheless.
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164	[[folder:Mortal Instruments]]
165	* The moment he learns that Creator/LilyCollins is the star of the movie, he goes into a [[ThisIsGonnaSuck fear-induced]] [[ClusterFBomb series of "FUCK!!"s]].
166	* When she sees a murderer, he provides her with three choices: blend into the background, run for it, or call the police. She goes to talk to him.
167	--> '''[=ERod=]''': If that doesn't summarize the stupidity of this movie, I don't know what will.
168	* When the mother (played by Creator/LenaHeadey), starts [[ActionGirl beating up the men sent to kill her]], he gleefully commentates and compares her to [[Film/ThreeHundredRiseOfAnEmpire Queen Gorgo]].
169	* The Mortal Instruments: City of Boners.
170	* Creator/LilyCollins acting is so bad, [=ERod=] finds it more nauseating than incest.
171	--> '''[=ERod=]''': I learned something today!
172	* Him pointing out the Shadowhunters suck so much at their job that Simon, the ''[[{{Muggles}} Muggle]]'' character, ends up being more impressive than they are in a fight against a demon.
173	[[/folder]]
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175	[[folder: Walking with Dinosaurs]]
176	* Given how [=ERod=] tends to be very hammy, the times where he just stares at the screen in quiet contempt and plays a ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' clip are quite funny.
177	--> '''Professor''': I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
178	* His conclusion that the teenager at the beginning was eating [[MushroomSamba something he found in the wild]], and the accompanying DisneyAcidSequence.
179	* He interprets the forest fire by a lightning strike as God trying to kill the movie.
180	[[/folder]]
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182	[[folder: Legends of Oz]]
183	* [=ERod's=] horrified reaction to [[ItMakesSenseInContext a rainbow chasing down Dorothy and Toto]] while a slow-mo version of the ''WesternAnimation/RainbowBrite'' theme song plays.
184	** And his later horrified reaction to "Patrick Stewart Tree" getting completely dismembered and made into a boat.
185	[[/folder]]
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187	[[folder: Mars Needs Moms]]
188	* [=ERod=] is reintroduced to the UnintentionalUncannyValley. Complete with frightened yelps and {{Cluster F Bomb}}s.
189	* "You hate broccoli and zombies? That's it. You and I are enemies now, creepy doll man!". And then squicks when seeing his face again.
190	* When Milo says "he would rather not have a mom at all", [=ERod=] gets horrified.
191	-->[=ERod=]: Oh, I'm not actually shocked by what he said. I'm still just creeped out by the characters' look. ({{Squick}}s again)
192	* When [=ERod=] says that all motion capture movies should be banned, [[WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfTintin2011 Tintin]] shows up at the top left and he's forced to make an exception.
193	* He's challenged to think of things more awesome than a world full of trash. Instead of doing the obvious and giving mundane pictures (as anything would be better).
194	** He first says hypothetically that it would be awesome if Sean Pertwee dressed up as [[Series/DoctorWho the Third Doctor]] (which happened via photo). Then tries again with Creator/JossWhedon and Creator/NathanFillion having a lightsaber battle, which happens again. And then tries with Creator/MingNaWen cosplaying as Princess Leia, which happens. Then [[MsFanservice "Slave Leia"]] finally makes him faint in glee.
195	* [=ERod=] points out that Ki's motivation to rebel against her society is not [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking because of the abduction and killing the human moms, leaving their kids orphan, or the fact that the Martians drop all the male babies to the dumpster, but because]] ''[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking they don't let her have color graffiti on the walls]]''. With every worse reason that should be the motivation, [=ERod=] escalates from calling her scum to calling her "scummy scum", [[RuleOfThree to then call her "the shit that excretes the scum"]].
196	[[/folder]]
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198	[[folder:Top 10 Un-Amazing Spiderman 2 Moments]]
199	[[/folder]]

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