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| 4 | While WebVideo/TheMysteriousMrEnter focuses more on critique than comedy, [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments there's still a fair amount of humor to be had here]]. |
| 5 | |
| 6 | '''''All spoilers are unmarked.''''' |
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| 8 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 9 | |
| 10 | [[folder: MLP: Friendship Is Magic Reviews]] |
| 11 | [[AC:Look Before You Sleep]] |
| 12 | * His re-review of [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E8LookBeforeYouSleep this episode]] has him tell the story in a bar via FilmNoir style, and the entire situation just leads to much {{corpsing}}. |
| 13 | |
| 14 | [[AC:The Cutie Mark Chronicles]] |
| 15 | * This moment: |
| 16 | -->'''Mr. Enter:''' In Rarity's backstory, she's making costumes for the school play when her horn somehow gets a mind of its own and starts dragging her to hell and back. [[DeadpanSnarker I like where this is going]]. Actually, it eventually leads her to a boulder.\ |
| 17 | '''[=SpongeBob=]:''' [[Recap/SpongebobSquarepantsS1E5PizzaDeliveryHomeSweetPineapple It's not just a boulder, it's a rock]]!\ |
| 18 | '''Young Rarity:''' A ''rock''? ''That's'' my destiny? |
| 19 | |
| 20 | [[AC:Party Of One]] |
| 21 | ->'''Mr. Enter:''' And Rainbow Dash shows up, of course she does. [[Fanfic/CupcakesSergeantSprinkles NO WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT]]. |
| 22 | |
| 23 | [[AC:Lesson Zero]] |
| 24 | * Mr. Enter slowly backing away in fear of Twilight's SanitySlippage. |
| 25 | |
| 26 | [[AC:The Mysterious Mare Do Well]] |
| 27 | ->'''Mr. Enter:''' This episode starts at... [=BronyCon=]? No, it's actually the Rainbow Dash Fan Club. [[TakeThat So yeah, BronyCon]]. |
| 28 | |
| 29 | [[AC:The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 600]] |
| 30 | * Mr. Enter calls the [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E15TheSuperSpeedyCiderSqueezy6000 titular device]] "Steve." |
| 31 | |
| 32 | [[AC:Hearts And Hooves Day]] |
| 33 | * As stated in RelaxOVision on the main page, his review of [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E17HeartsAndHoovesDay this episode]] is considered by many to be his funniest MLP review thanks to a skit where he gets into an argument with [[FunWithSubtitles the Snark Knight]], while showing a series of WebVideo/AMVHell-style pony videos. |
| 34 | * His own snark is also top-notch: |
| 35 | -->'''Sweetie Belle:''' How could somepony as amazing as you not have a very special somepony on Hearts and Hooves Day?\ |
| 36 | '''Mr. Enter:''' Because the staff doesn't want to piss off the shippers. |
| 37 | * And again: |
| 38 | -->'''Mr. Enter:''' The CMC set up a picnic and try to get Cheerilee and Big Mac together. Since they're not idiots, and this isn't a terrible Ship Fic, they don't get together. |
| 39 | |
| 40 | [[AC:Putting Your Hoof Down (Original Review)]] |
| 41 | * Mr. Enter asks if Fluttershy is flipping the bird in one scene. |
| 42 | |
| 43 | [[AC:[=MMMystery=] On the Friendship Express]] |
| 44 | * When Pinkie Pie describes the MMMM, [[DeliciousDistraction Enter laments that he's hungry]]. |
| 45 | |
| 46 | [[AC:The Crystal Empire]] |
| 47 | * All of his guesses as to what "it" means. |
| 48 | |
| 49 | [[AC:Too Many Pinkie Pies]] |
| 50 | * His reaction to the infamous G3 reference in [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS3E3TooManyPinkiePies "Too Many Pinkie Pies"]]. |
| 51 | -->'''Mr. Enter:''' OH GOD! KILL IT WITH FIRE! (clone is zapped) Thank you (gives it a point). |
| 52 | |
| 53 | [[AC:Sleepless In Ponyville]] |
| 54 | -->'''Mr. Enter''': Rainbow Dash is about to tell another one of her ghost stories, but Scootaloo decides that she's got a better one. In fact, she probably tells the scariest story imaginable.\ |
| 55 | '''Scootaloo''': There once was a really, really nice pony who lived in a bright and sunny land...\ |
| 56 | '''Mr. Enter''': G3 [=MLP=]! Rainbow tells her not to tell that story because it might scar Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom for life. |
| 57 | |
| 58 | [[AC:Keep Calm & Flutter On]] |
| 59 | -->'''Rainbow Dash''': Try us, dip-cord.\ |
| 60 | '''Mr. Enter''': Wait, [[MondegreenGag did she say dick-cord?]]\ |
| 61 | '''Rainbow Dash''': Try us, dip-cord.\ |
| 62 | '''Mr. Enter''': I hear dick-cord. AWESOME! (gives the episode a point) |
| 63 | |
| 64 | [[AC:Flight To The Finish]] |
| 65 | * Mr. Enter's response to [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS4E5FlightToTheFinish "the episode"]] referencing other episodes he doesn't like. |
| 66 | -->'''Mr. Enter''': Ed Valentine, STOP MOCKING ME! |
| 67 | |
| 68 | [[AC:Pinkie Pride]] |
| 69 | * Just as Pinkie Pie has decided what to do and there's a fade in on her eyes, Enter has to tell himself to "must not make reference" to ''Cupcakes'' while there are clips of Pinkie Pie ''with'' cupcakes flashing on the screne. |
| 70 | -->''"I think I failed."'' |
| 71 | * His reaction to seeing Gummi (who in this case is a live-action alligator on a log) |
| 72 | -->'''Mr. Enter:''' LIVE ACTION! GET THAT AWAY FROM ME! |
| 73 | |
| 74 | [[AC:Simple Ways]] |
| 75 | * While discussing the formulaic nature of this episode, we cut to a book, "Writing 101: [[WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill Peggy Hill]] Approved". |
| 76 | |
| 77 | [[AC:Filli Vanilli]] |
| 78 | * Mr. Enter narrates to the point when Fluttershy accidentally knocks down the curtain and is exposed as the real singer. |
| 79 | -->'''Mr. Enter''': Then the Pony Tones become the subject of many gossip columns and the target of over two dozen lawsuits--oh, we're not going ''that'' far with [[Music/MilliVanilli the reference]], okay. |
| 80 | |
| 81 | [[AC:Trade Ya]] |
| 82 | * The {{stinger}} at the end of his review says "[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaALinkBetweenWorlds Moldorm]] has become a cheeseburger." |
| 83 | |
| 84 | [[AC:Inspiration Manifestation]] |
| 85 | * Mr. Enter deducts a point for using the tired old joke of an owl saying "Hoo/Who". |
| 86 | -->'''Mr. Enter:''' *Takes off a point* That joke's not funny. It was never funny. Stop trying to make it funny. |
| 87 | * Enter references Creator/{{Joshscorcher}} in the same review. |
| 88 | -->'''Enter:''' The book causes a lime green swirl to be absorbed by Rarity's horn...\ |
| 89 | '''Josh:''' And as we all know, everything lime green is evil. No seriously, everything lime green is evil.\ |
| 90 | '''Enter:''' *shows a picture of him declaring his favorite soda to be Mountain Dew* [[FridgeHorror Oh NOOO....]] |
| 91 | * And later, when Spike eats the book... |
| 92 | -->'''Enter:''' Huh, I wonder what evil magic tastes like?\ |
| 93 | '''Hilarious Caption:''' It tastes like [[BrickJoke Mountain Dew]]. |
| 94 | |
| 95 | [[AC:Equestria Games]] |
| 96 | ->'''Ms. Harshwhinny:''' Next thing you know, you'll be asking to put on a rock concert. (''poster from [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirlsRainbowRocks Rainbow Rocks]] is shown'')\ |
| 97 | '''Mr. Enter:''' You gave Creator/{{Hasbro}}, that idea DIDN'T YOU? |
| 98 | |
| 99 | [[AC:Twilight's Kingdom]] |
| 100 | ->'''Mr. Enter:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext ... Oh wait, it's Rafiki.]]\ |
| 101 | ''[Tirek consumes the Unicorn's magic]''\ |
| 102 | '''Mr. Enter:''' [[OhCrap Oh...]] [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Rafiki never did that.]] |
| 103 | * The outtakes at the end. |
| 104 | -->'''Mr. Enter:''' And then Tirek throws the Princesses into tartar sauce... shit. ''[giggles]''\ |
| 105 | '''Twilight Sparkle:''' As the Princess of Friendship, I will not fail my [[HehHehYouSaidX duty]]!\ |
| 106 | ''[Mr. Enter tries to hold back his laughter with a raspberry]'' |
| 107 | |
| 108 | [[AC:Misc]] |
| 109 | * His review of ''ComicBook/MyLittlePonyMicroSeries'' has him criticizing every bad pun. |
| 110 | -->'''Mr. Enter:''' There's a monster replacing all of the apples with squash! Because, get this, he's the ''Sass Squash''! Hur hur hur, just gimme a break... |
| 111 | ** There's also one point where he says that it's best to watch in full screen, [[TakeThat provided Google didn't decide to ax that feature]]. |
| 112 | * His lampshading in the captions of some videos when he mispronounces Twilight's name to [[MondegreenGag sound like]] "Toilet" or "Toy". |
| 113 | [[/folder]] |
| 114 | |
| 115 | [[folder: Animated Atrocities 1-2]] |
| 116 | * Near the end of his collaboration review of "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS7E5KeepBikiniBottomBeautifulAPalForGary A Pal For Gary]]", after the infamous scene where [=SpongeBob=] is demanding that Gary put down the monster that is eating Gary, Mr. Enter excuses himself. Thomasmemorycentral tears apart the ending, while we hear Mr. Enter going on a rampage, starting with what sounds like gunshots and going into glass breaking and firecrackers. |
| 117 | ** This moment: |
| 118 | --->'''Thomasmemorycentral:''' I think these story-boarders and scriptwriters want us to break our [=TVs=].\ |
| 119 | '''Mr. Enter:''' Y-yeah, I'm sure they do. But... we'd never give them the satisfaction of actually having it happen.\ |
| 120 | ''(clip of someone throwing a TV out of a 3-story window, captioned "My house January 2nd, 2010-"A Pal for Gary" Airdate")'' |
| 121 | * From [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyG3 "A Charming Birthday"]]. |
| 122 | -->'''Mr. Enter:''' Jeez, I wonder what they're going to do in a real crisis. H-hey guys, that house is still on fire!\ |
| 123 | ''[ponies all cheer]''\ |
| 124 | '''Mr. Enter:''' No, seriously, it's catching the entire neighborhood on fire, and th-the extinguisher is missing! How do I put it out?\ |
| 125 | '''[=G3=] Rainbow Dash:''' Rainbows, darlings. Rainbows.\ |
| 126 | '''Mr. Enter:''' THEY. AREN'T. DOING ANYTHING! |
| 127 | ** Later in the episode, he only has this to say after a display of utter ditziness from the main character: "How... do you breathe?" |
| 128 | * The thumbnail for the "[[WesternAnimation/JohnnyTest Johnny's Royal Flush]]" review depicts Mr. Enter happily ready to chow down on Fish Johnny. His evil grin is what sells it. |
| 129 | * During his review of "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS7E2GrowthSpoutStuckInTheWringer Stuck In The Wringer]]": |
| 130 | -->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' What's that, Patrick? I couldn't hear you with all the lonely voices in my head.\ |
| 131 | '''Mr. Enter:''' Torture Squidward torture Squidward torture Squidward torture Squidward torture Squidward torture Squidward--\ |
| 132 | '''[=SpongeBob=]:''' ''(laughs)'' I love that part. |
| 133 | * In ''WesternAnimation/TheGroovenians'', Mr. Enter mentions that Jet falls onto his "Lego lawn", before adding "''Ouch!''" |
| 134 | * His [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic friendship letter]] in his review of [[Recap/TheFairlyOddParentsS5E10ItsAWishfulLife "It's a Wishful Life"]]. |
| 135 | -->Dear Princess Celestia,\ |
| 136 | Today I learned that if I don't appreciate someone's hard work done for me out of charity, I shouldn't worry about it. Heck, I can even yell at them for it. And if that leads them to feel unappreciated to the point where they're questioning their own existence, it's their problem and not mine. They should keep doing these deeds for me no matter how much apathy I give. SCREW. YOU.\ |
| 137 | Your faithful student,\ |
| 138 | Mr. Enter |
| 139 | * ''WesternAnimation/{{Madballs}}: Gross Jokes'' for his continually TemptingFate and the utterly dumbfounded expressions throughout, such as the RockBottom gag. |
| 140 | ** Then there's his reaction to the cartoon's warning: |
| 141 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' Look, if my warning wasn't good enough for you, they give you one!\ |
| 142 | '''Announcer:''' The following program contains scenes which may offend some viewers...\ |
| 143 | '''Mr. Enter:''' By some viewers, they mean anyone with a brain.\ |
| 144 | '''Announcer:''' ...others may experience mild discomfort, nagging backache, post-nasal drip, and delirium...followed by rapid heartbeat, swelling of the nose, throat and abdomen and loss of facial hair.\ |
| 145 | '''Mr. Enter:''' If you touch one hair of my beard, I will kill you... *shot of a fork* with. This. Fork!\ |
| 146 | '''Announcer:''' Repeated viewing of this tape may result in the loss of one's bodily functions, re-distribution of facial features, premature baldness, and a difficulty in forming simple sentenc-c-ces.\ |
| 147 | '''Mr. Enter:''' It's funny because everything I review I need to watch at least twice. And that's not counting how much I see the clips during editing.\ |
| 148 | '''Announcer:''' So, if you're seriously considering a rewarding, challenging career as a lawn ornament... this is the show for YOU!\ |
| 149 | '''Mr. Enter:''' *Beat* Uh... I've got nothing! By the way, that's the '''highlight''' of the comedy in this thing. And we haven't even started yet!\ |
| 150 | '''Announcer:''' Grosser than a mouthful of brussel sprouts!\ |
| 151 | '''Mr. Enter:''' Excuse me, was that some kind of half-assed attempt at a joke?\ |
| 152 | '''Announcer:''' More tasteless than a cube of tofu!\ |
| 153 | '''Mr. Enter:''' Wow, they're actually calling their own jokes tasteless. Hey, they said it, not me.\ |
| 154 | '''Announcer:''' More revolting than Mom's latest casserole!\ |
| 155 | '''Mr. Enter:''' That looks like spaghetti. Spaghetti isn't a casserole, dumbass! |
| 156 | * The sound of Mr. Enter [[DefenestrateAndBerate breaking windows off-screen]] during Meg's conversation with Brian on his review of "[[Recap/FamilyGuyS10E2SeahorseSeashellParty Seahorse Seashell Party]]". |
| 157 | ** And before that, there's Mr. Enter's wish on what he wants to do to Peter. |
| 158 | --->'''Mr. Enter''': Peter, I wanna shove a shotgun up your ass so badly! I'm just afraid that I'll get covered in your shit if I do! |
| 159 | * From his review of ''WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDameII'' where an old man complains that during the circus his life savings were stolen: |
| 160 | -->'''Mr. Enter''': Who the fuck brings their life savings to a circus?! |
| 161 | ** Another good one is the use of JeopardyThinkingMusic to illustrate how long it takes Phoebus to come to an obvious conclusion. |
| 162 | * His response to [=SpongeBob=] asking Squidward to visit his house in his review of "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsSquidsVisitToSquarePantsOrNotToSquarePants Squid's Visit]]". |
| 163 | -->'''Mr. Enter''': Please get into my van, Squidward! It's been so long! |
| 164 | ** From the same video: |
| 165 | --->'''Mr. Enter''': Patrick is at [=SpongeBob=]'s house, and--OH MY GOD IT'S THE [[CallBack FOREVER GLUE]]! |
| 166 | * Mr. Enter sums up "[[Recap/ArthurS4E1DWsLibraryCardArthursBigHit Arthur's Big Hit]]" perfectly: |
| 167 | -->'''Mr. Read''': Well, maybe that's how DW felt when you punched her.\ |
| 168 | '''Mr. Enter''': Haha, you're getting physically bullied at school! Karma's a bitch, huh, son? |
| 169 | * Also, in his "[[Recap/KingOfTheHillS6E3LupesRevenge Lupe's Revenge]]" review. One moment that stands out, similar to the above MLP example, is when Mr. Enter sounds like he's going to be pissed at Peggy's stupidity leading [[HarmfulToMinors kids to see a chicken's head getting cut off]]...only to similarly declare "AWESOME!". |
| 170 | * The first fault of "[[Recap/CourageTheCowardlyDogS4E50CourageousCureBallOfRevenge Ball of Revenge]]" is a ''WesternAnimation/Ben10'' screen bug. |
| 171 | -->'''Mr. Enter''': [[FranchiseZombie GODIEINAHOLEYOUSTUPIDSHOWTHATNEVERENDSAND]]--never mind. |
| 172 | * In ''WesternAnimation/{{Tentacolino}}'': |
| 173 | -->'''Mr. Enter''': He sees Elizabeth and recognizes her for some reason, and tries to pull the bathysphere off the ground. ''(in a sarcastic tone of voice, as the screen goes black)'' And then WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanet comes by riding his golden chariot driven by pink and green sea ponies to take the humans to the ''magical'' kingdom of Atlantis.\ |
| 174 | ''[cuts to the movie showing '''exactly that''', complete with a guy actually bearing a striking resemblance to Captain Planet]''\ |
| 175 | '''Mr. Enter''': No, this isn't jumping the shark. They did that LOOOOOONG before this movie even started. Right now, I don't even know what to call this. We are on a [[Music/OzzyOsbourne crazy train]] [[WaxingLyrical going off the rails]]. |
| 176 | * During his review of "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS5E12AtlantisSquarePantis Atlantis SquarePantis]]", he notes that Lord Royal Highness is voiced by Music/DavidBowie. |
| 177 | -->'''Caption:''' [[ShoutOut Celebrities in need of a paycheck: 1]]\ |
| 178 | '''Mr. Enter:''' Hey! Go back to ''WebVideo/CinematicExcrement''! I only use my own jokes, thank you.\ |
| 179 | '''Caption:''' Celebrities in need of a paycheck: [[TakeThat Fuck you then.]] |
| 180 | * Him playing the "[[WebAnimation/ASDFMovie I'm going to punch your face... in the face!]]" audio clip when Patrick punches his talking forehead in his "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS9E11SpongeBobYoureFired SpongeBob, You're Fired!]]" review. |
| 181 | * His ''WesternAnimation/ChickenLittle'' review is hilarious just because of how above and beyond he expresses his utter hate for Buck, which he does constantly, in this, one of his longer reviews. |
| 182 | ** The best occasion has to be after Buck's incredibly hypocritical "You have to be willing to listen to your children, even if they have nothing to say" line. Mr. Enter hears this and is none too pleased how far it goes against everything Buck has been doing for the past hour and is left completely speechless by it. He then goes on another rampage, this time with gunshots involved. |
| 183 | ** His reaction to Buck apologizing to Chicken Little. |
| 184 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' Uh-huh. No. First of all, [[TakeThatScrappy YOU'RE AWFUL]]! Second of all, that's too little, too late. Third, YOU'RE AWFUL! Fourth, that clearly wasn't love earlier, that was ''neglect''. Fifth, [[RuleOfThree YOU'RE AWFUL]]!!! And finally, probably the most important thing, '''''[[ElephantInTheLivingRoom ALIENS!!!!!!]]''''' |
| 185 | ** When the aliens leave, he points out [[FridgeHorror the possibility of Buck going back to square one or becoming worse if the incident wears off or Chicken Little does something out of the ordinary again]], and says that Buck learned nothing. He finishes it off with: |
| 186 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' Anyone else in the mood for some KFC? |
| 187 | * At times, where he says [[LampshadeHanging "Pointing out your problems]] [[HandWave does not make them go away."]] |
| 188 | * In his review of "[[WesternAnimation/{{Wayside}} Mrs. Gorf]]", he points out all the differences between the episode and [[Literature/WaysideSchool the books]]. One of them... |
| 189 | --> '''Mr. Enter:''' In the books, [[SadistTeacher Mrs. Gorf]] was their original teacher. Here, she's just a substitute, and yes, [[LampshadeHanging little changes like that don't matter but I'm on a roll here]]. |
| 190 | ** And when he gets to a point in the episode where Mrs. Gorf turns Myron into a potato instead of an apple for no discernible reason: |
| 191 | ---> '''Mr. Enter''': And then she turns Myron into a potato [[RunningGag because potatoes]]. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Wait, what?]] |
| 192 | * In his [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants "Top 10 Worst Squidward Torture Porns"]] list, he gets stressed when the writers make the implications that Patrick was able to get into the concert by either vomiting or shitting out his tickets. |
| 193 | --> "What's with these episodes and their implications of shit?" |
| 194 | * In "[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyG3 Princess Promenade]]", there is a scene involving a weed... |
| 195 | --> '''G3 Pinkie Pie''': It kinda looks like a weed.\ |
| 196 | '''Wisteria''': NO! I don't want to hear it!\ |
| 197 | '''Mr. Enter''': Weed. Weed. Weed. Weed. Weed. Weed. Weed. Weed. Weed. Weed. Weed. Weed.\ |
| 198 | * a snippet of [[Recap/FamilyGuyS7E12Episode420 "A Bag of Weed"]] plays* |
| 199 | ** A short while later... |
| 200 | --->'''Mr. Enter''': They come across a flower and... a mound of purple shit... I'm not trying to be creative or vulgar with my language, that REALLY looks like a pile of purple shit. |
| 201 | ** Also, anytime he calls characters out of their stupidity. |
| 202 | * Getting Sanjay and Craig's names mixed up in his [[WesternAnimation/SanjayAndCraig "Fart Baby"]] review. |
| 203 | * The ending of the "[[Recap/FanboyAndChumChumS2E3ColdWar Cold War]]" review. |
| 204 | -->'''Chum Chum:''' [[BookEnds Wanna go play out in the rain?]]\ |
| 205 | '''Fanboy:''' YA READ MY MIND, BEST FRIEND!\ |
| 206 | '''Mr. Enter:''' Oh GOOD, a {{Book End|s}}! I hear they make GREAT bludgeoning weapons, I hear! Time to find out. I'll see you guys next time!\ |
| 207 | ''(he proceeds to beat them with it throughout the credits until the ''Franchise/FinalFantasy'' victory fanfare plays)'' |
| 208 | ** From the same review: |
| 209 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' This is Kyle. He's [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Squidward]], [[RecycledInSpace but a wizard]]. |
| 210 | ** Also, at the end of his reviews he typically lists who wrote the episode in question. For this one? |
| 211 | --->'''Ending Text:''' Fanboy and Chum Chum is owned by Creator/{{Nickelodeon}}. I don't care who wrote this shit |
| 212 | * From his ''WesternAnimation/{{Breadwinners}}'' review: |
| 213 | -->'''Mr. Enter:''' Oh, replacing words and syllables with your animal species' name. [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic I haven't heard THAT one before]]. |
| 214 | ** Also, this little moment when he's reviewing the pilot episode: |
| 215 | --->'''Buhdeuce''': I wanna drive the rocket van!\ |
| 216 | '''[=SwaySway=]''': Oh. Well, you have no hand-eye coordination...\ |
| 217 | '''Mr. Enter (over [=SwaySway=])''': [[GenreSavvy He's going to say yes, he's going to say yes, he's going to say yes...]]\ |
| 218 | '''[=SwaySway=]''': ...I don't see why not.\ |
| 219 | '''Mr. Enter''': [[DullSurprise Oh hey, he said yes.]] |
| 220 | ** Later in the review, he decides to listen to the show's theme song: |
| 221 | --->'''Buhdeuce''': [=SwaySway=]!\ |
| 222 | '''[=SwaySway=]''': Buhdeuce!\ |
| 223 | '''Buhdeuce''': DoABarrelRoll, man!\ |
| 224 | '''Mr. Enter''': Oh-''kay'', [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I think we're done here, let's take a look at the actual episode.]] |
| 225 | * His "[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyG3 Positively Pink]]" review where he takes his AlternativeCharacterInterpretation of Pinkie Pie being a "Pink Supremacist" up to eleven |
| 226 | ** There's also a funny GilliganCut: |
| 227 | --->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheTransformersTheMovie Galvatron]]''': This is bad comedy.\ |
| 228 | '''Mr Enter:''' [[LampshadeHanging OH MY GOD TRANSFORMERS]]. |
| 229 | ** "Hey there's the pony we're supposed to be keeping things a surprise from. IMMA WALK TOWARDS HER." |
| 230 | * His [[VomitDiscretionShot reaction]] in his [[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS9E4LittleYellowBookBumperToBumper "Little Yellow Book"]] review to when the episode implies that Patrick is about to [[ExtremeOmnivore eat an]] [[ToiletHumor old, used]] [[NauseaFuel diaper]]. |
| 231 | -->'''Mr. Enter:''' I was making jokes about your plot holes in "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS8E13 Smooth Jazz in Bikini Bottom]]", but you came right out and said that Patrick literally eats shit! |
| 232 | * His reaction to the ending of "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS7E6YoursMineAndMineKrackedKrabs "Yours, Mine and Mine]]". |
| 233 | -->'''[[{{Hypocrite}} Pat]][[{{Jerkass}} rick]]''': Have you learned ''nothing'' about sharing?\ |
| 234 | '''Mr. Enter''': Well, I know I have! Hey, Patrick, this is my very special grenade and I wanna share it with you! Here's the deal. I'll keep this little shiny pull thing and [[TooDumbToLive you can keep the rest of it]] [[TakeThatScrappy for as long as you want!]] Sound good? GOOD. |
| 235 | ** We hear the grenade ''actually explode'' during the transition. |
| 236 | ** When Patrick says he is an interesting guy, Mr. Enter quips "I'm sure UsefulNotes/VladTheImpaler was an interesting guy, too." |
| 237 | ** During his review of "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS2E17ProcrastinationImWithStupid I'm With Stupid]]": |
| 238 | --->'''Patrick:''' [=SpongeBob=], my parents think I'm dumber than a sack of diapers.\ |
| 239 | '''Mr. Enter:''' ''(over a clip of Patrick eating a backstage pass from "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS8E13 Smooth Jazz at Bikini Bottom]]")'' Give him a few years. |
| 240 | * His RunningGag from his review of "[[Recap/FamilyGuyS12E14FreshHeir Fresh Heir]]" where he plays a clip of Chris and Carter giggling while Carter pushes his finger into Chris' arm to simulate penetrating a woman's private parts, all with a caption comparing them to the guys who wrote the episode. |
| 241 | ** Also from that review, when Brian first appears, he acts like Brian's a ghost because he's supposed to be dead, by yelling 'LA LA LA LA YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!' |
| 242 | * His earlier review of Shorty [=McShort=] Shorts has some really funny moments too: |
| 243 | ** [[RunningGag "Me no]] [[GratuitousSpanish habla español"]]. |
| 244 | ** During the "Phabulizers" |
| 245 | --->'''Hunky-O''': We're gonna give him the full-on fabulous flip flop and fly.\ |
| 246 | ''(A subtitle reading "TRYING TOO HARD" flashes over the footage while a loud alarm sound plays)'' |
| 247 | ** "We have a WesternAnimation/JohnnyBravo wannabe, a WesternAnimation/TotalDrama wannabe, a Series/DudeWhatWouldHappen wannabe and a Beaver... just go with it. " |
| 248 | ** This bit: |
| 249 | --->'''Okey-Dokee:''' You have what none of them have, a song in your heart.\ |
| 250 | '''Mr. Enter''': [[OhCrap Oh god no!]] |
| 251 | ** After the song ends up being "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star": "What the fuck?" |
| 252 | ** From "The Imperfect Duplicates of Dodger Dare", after Dodger more or less kills the cool clone: "Let's ignore the ethical morality of this stuff because I'm getting tired." |
| 253 | * His [[WesternAnimation/TeenTitansGo Toddler Titans]] reviews are full of these: |
| 254 | ** At the end of "[[Recap/TeenTitansGoS1E39Waffles Waffles]]": |
| 255 | --->'''Parry Gripp''': Do you like waffles? Yea--\ |
| 256 | '''Mr. Enter''': '''''[[BigNo NO.]]'''''\ |
| 257 | ''(plays the ''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack'' theme song throughout the credits)'' |
| 258 | * Any time it looks like a character's about to be killed, and Mr. Enter [[TakeThatScrappy pleads for it to happen.]] |
| 259 | * In his review of "[[Recap/RenAndStimpyAPC1x02RenSeeksHelp Ren Seeks Help]]", he describes the torture Ren is inflicting on the poor frog. |
| 260 | -->'''Mr. Enter:''' Then Ren hooks up some jumper cables to the frog and electrocutes him! Then he moves onto a house cat!\ |
| 261 | ''(a clip from "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS8E12BarnacleFacePetSitterPat Pet Sitter Pat]]" pops up)''\ |
| 262 | '''Mr. Enter:''' Oh, sorry. That's just the writer. |
| 263 | * The ending of his "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS6E2324TruthOrSquare Truth or Square]]" collab. |
| 264 | -->'''Mr. Enter:''' We're gonna do this crap twice as bad with half as much money. How long do we got anyway?\ |
| 265 | '''WebVideo/PieGuyRulz:''' I'd say we're already halfway there. Halfway there. Halfway the-. |
| 266 | ** Also at the beginning of the review, right after the trailer, [[WesternAnimation/InvaderZim Zim]] pretty much sums up the majority opinion on the special. |
| 267 | --->'''Zim''': [[BlatantLies LIES!]] [[NeverTrustATrailer LIIIIIEEEEEES!!!]] WHEN WILL THE LIES END?! LIES! |
| 268 | ** "Either way, Patchy goes looking for the actual [=SpongeBob=]. Then he gets eaten by a whale, because whale." |
| 269 | ** Enter and [=PieGuyRulz=] have this to say about [[Website/{{Wikipedia}} The Other Wiki]]: |
| 270 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' But honestly, [the redone intro]'s the best part of this... well, Website/{{Wikipedia}} calls it a movie. And once again, [[TakeThat this is why we don't use Wikipedia to make our reviews.]]\ |
| 271 | '''[=PieGuyRulz=]:''' Hey! Wikipedia is a wealth of information and lies. [[BaitAndSwitchComment Mostly lies.]] |
| 272 | ** Two in a row during Patchy's scene with Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog. They were already funny in the actual special, but [[DeadpanSnarker Mr. Enter's commentary]] makes them funnier. |
| 273 | --->'''Triumph:''' ''(Talking to Patchy)'' Maybe you should consider wearing ''two'' eye patches; [[TakeThat that way you won't be able to see what's become of your life]]!\ |
| 274 | '''Patchy:''' [[BigWhat What?!]]\ |
| 275 | '''Mr. Enter:''' I'm not sure if he's talking to Patchy or Creator/TomKenny himself.\ |
| 276 | '''Triumph:''' I'm sure it's a great script. ''(away from phone)'' 3. 2. 1. ''(to phone)'' FOR ME TO POOP ON!\ |
| 277 | '''Mr. Enter:''' Kinda pointless to shit on shit.\ |
| 278 | '''[=PieGuyRulz=]:''' Zing! |
| 279 | ** WebVideo/PieGuyRulz's undying hatred of the Rolodex, which is an Insert Shot featuring someone's hand that looks suspiciously not like Tom Kenny's, re-used several times. |
| 280 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' And we're back to the Rolodex.\ |
| 281 | '''[=PieGuyRulz=]:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Mother]][[CurseCutShort fu-]] |
| 282 | ** When referring to a ventriloquist with a comedically large mustache only partially covering his lips. |
| 283 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' Apparently, this guy is the fifth-best ventriloquist in the world. Well, all but four must suck because he can't close his fucking mouth. |
| 284 | ** The WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue is absolutely hilarious. |
| 285 | [[/folder]] |
| 286 | |
| 287 | [[folder: Animated Atrocities 3-4]] |
| 288 | * In his [[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS6E18PetOrPestsKomputerOverload "Pets or Pests"]] review, after Gary chases the worm away. |
| 289 | -->'''Patrick:''' This town is getting too rough for me!\ |
| 290 | '''Mr. Enter:''' ''(Eagerly, over a clip of "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS8E13 Smooth Jazz at Bikini Bottom]]")'' Does that mean that you'll move to someplace far away and never be seen by anyone again?! |
| 291 | * The opening of his review for "[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyG3 Over Two Rainbows]]" (or as he calls it, G3.5). |
| 292 | -->'''Mr. Enter:''' And now we see the mating habits of the rainbow. As you can see, when they touch each other in such a way, out pops a demon spawn. |
| 293 | ** Near the end of the review, Mr. Enter is furiously calling out each individual name in the credits for their complete lack of effort. |
| 294 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' You FAIL! YOU FAIL! (suddenly calm) You were probably getting lunch while this was being made. What did it cost you, the lint out of the back of your pocket? |
| 295 | ** The fact that there had to be a [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer disclaimer]] on account of the UnintentionalUncannyValley. |
| 296 | * A subtle one, but the first few sentences for his atrocity note-card on a ''WesternAnimation/TheCrampTwins'' episode employs a clever [[BaitAndSwitch bait-and-switch]]: |
| 297 | --> A character gets hold of a contraband substance and gets addicted to it. They are tested for this addictive substance, and to get false negatives, he must replace one of his bodily fluids. [[{{What do you mean its for kids}} This is a kids' show, by the way]]. |
| 298 | * Mr. Enter pretending to make a phone call to Creator/{{Nickelodeon}} during his review of "[[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents Fairly Odd Pet]]". |
| 299 | -->'''Mr. Enter:''' Yes, Nickelodeon Studios, I've seen this terrible joke in both ''[=SpongeBob=]'' and now in ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'' where a careless pet owner thinks that salt is a good idea for a snail, and the writers think that putting them in mortal danger or killing them is funny. Do you have any insight on this?\ |
| 300 | '''Nick:''' Oh, what do you care about? All they do is crawl around, spread slime everywhere, bring home finger paint art, shouting "''Daddy, Daddy, why don't you play with me?!''". Well, maybe Daddy wants to be alone and BATHE IN HIS MONEY BATH! Now, why don't you go play with your wooden bat? "''But Daddy it's all broken and--''" then don't get a splinter. Hahahaha... sorry I was just caught up in my thoughts, now what do you want?\ |
| 301 | '''Mr. Enter:''' Uh, why do you think it's funny killing snails with salt? But now I can see that you have other problems, so I'm... I'm just gonna... leave you.\ |
| 302 | '''Nick:''' Whatever, asshole.\ |
| 303 | '''Mr. Enter:''' Okaaay, back to business... |
| 304 | ** This bit here: |
| 305 | --->'''Wanda''': Face it sport; you're just not responsible enough to have a pet.\ |
| 306 | '''Mr. Enter''': Right, because they all tend to run away when Timmy goes to summer camp...camp...camp... [[CallBack Huh, they never got that fixed.]] |
| 307 | * When looking at the opening scene to ''WesternAnimation/MrPickles''' debut episode "Tommy's Big Job". |
| 308 | -->'''Lurleen:''' I need to tell you something.\ |
| 309 | '''Lurleen's Boyfriend:''' It's okay Lurleen, I found your punch card. I know they're fake.\ |
| 310 | '''[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Patrick]]:''' WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!? |
| 311 | * In his review of the Teen Titans Go episode Serious Business (the bathroom episode), Starfire says "The whole room is on the fire!" Mr. Enter says, "No, Starfire. [[RussianReversal The fire is on the room.]]" |
| 312 | ** "[[Recap/TeenTitansGoS2E20BoysVsGirls Boys vs. Girls]]" has this mortal line in the beginning: |
| 313 | --->"You know what? It's February, the month of love. I've already reviewed "[[Recap/CodenameKidsNextDoorS3E1OperationFUTURE Operation: F.U.T.U.R.E.]]", let's turn this into a theme, and do so without getting myself into hot water! Then again, people tend to get pissed at me no matter what I do, so I guess YOLO. ([[TakeThat Okay, even I felt stupid saying that.]])" |
| 314 | ** It's his delivery of "YOLO" that truly makes it side-splitting. |
| 315 | ** His reaction to Cyborg declaring girls to be better than boys. |
| 316 | --->'''Cyborg:''' You lied to us! Girls ''are'' better than boys!\ |
| 317 | '''Beast Boy:''' Yeah!\ |
| 318 | '''Mr. Enter:''' [[BrokenRecord What. What? WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?!]] |
| 319 | ** His reaction to Robin's MoodWhiplash going back and forth between calm and horrified: |
| 320 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' Okay, time to ask a very serious question: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis HOW. OLD. ARE YOU?!]] These two phrases do not go together! They should not be said back-to-back by the ''same'' character, they should not be said by the same character '''''PERIOD'''''! |
| 321 | * In his review of ''WesternAnimation/PixelPinkie'': |
| 322 | ** After Nina, the main character, says "{{What could possibly go wrong}}", Mr. Enter doesn't say anything and instead just plays a clip of ''Advertising/DumbWaysToDie''. |
| 323 | ** Mr. Enter continually comparing the NoBudget animation of the show to Platform/GoAnimate. |
| 324 | ** When the protagonist says [[TwoTimerDate "I can't be in two places at once!"]], he proceeds to list almost every cartoon to use said plot. |
| 325 | * In his review of ''[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS5E7ToLoveAPattyBreathOfFreshSquidward To Love a Patty]]": |
| 326 | -->'''Patrick:''' I've been replaced ''by a sandwich!''\ |
| 327 | ''(cut to a clip from "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS6E13KrustyKrushersTheCard The Card]]")''\ |
| 328 | '''Mr. Enter:''' [[TakeThatScrappy Hmmmm… good!]] |
| 329 | * "[[WesternAnimation/AngelaAnaconda The Substitute]]": |
| 330 | ** Mr. Enter [[LampshadeHanging lampshades]] how [[WhatCouldHaveBeen he couldn't do his Christmas theme month series of Animated Atrocities]]: |
| 331 | --->'''Mr. Enter''': The episode we'll be looking at is "The Substitute". What's that? December? Oh. The episode we'll be looking at is "The Christmas Substitute". |
| 332 | ** His analysis of the scene where the teacher wants to sit with Angela and her friends. |
| 333 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' The teacher wants to sit with Angela and her friends because reasons, [[RunningGag and potatoes]]. |
| 334 | ** After complaining about how Angela describes Johnny as "[[{{Infodump}} Johnny Abatti, my dimwitted best friend]]", he refers to him solely as "Johnny Abatti, Angela's dimwitted best friend" throughout the rest of the review. |
| 335 | * Elf Bowling: |
| 336 | -->'''Santa''': It's the truth I tell ya! Website/{{Google}} me name ya swab and you'll see it a billion-gazillion times!\ |
| 337 | '''Mr. Enter''': Search results for "[[ExactWords Santa Maria Clausewitz Kringle]]" finds... [[TakeThat five results about people complaining about Elf Bowling: The Movie]] and the next result is about a golf course. |
| 338 | ** Also, his reaction to the credits, "A Baked Potato Film", after his usual "because, potatoes!" line. |
| 339 | --->'''Mr. Enter''': Potatoes wrote this movie! I don't care what the, uh, credits say! Potatoes wrote this movie! |
| 340 | ** Upon reading the opening credits: |
| 341 | --->'''Credits''': In association with Nstorm and Cinepix.\ |
| 342 | '''Mr. Enter''': WELL FUCK YOU! |
| 343 | ** His exasperation at Santa being a pirate: |
| 344 | ---> '''Mr. Enter''': What kind of connection is there to Christmas, bowling, and ''PIRATES?!'' If you say this movie I'm going to punch you. |
| 345 | *** He then claims that it's like the Easter Bunny [[IronicAllergy having an allergy to eggs]] or WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse being a hippo. |
| 346 | ** When the elves decide to thaw out Santa, one of whom thinks he's a monster: |
| 347 | --->'''Bagger''': Never thaw out monsters. Oldest rule in the book.\ |
| 348 | '''Lex''': Well stand back, because I'm rewriting the book.\ |
| 349 | '''Mr. Enter (Playing a character)''': Huh. "Rule 1 of the Safety Scouts manual: Never provoke wild animals."\ |
| 350 | '''Mr. Enter (Playing another character)''': "[[TooDumbToLive Stand back, I'm rewriting the book!]] Here bear, bear, bear. Come here beary, beary, bear." '''BOOM!''' |
| 351 | ** [[invoked]] When he mocks the film's failed attempt at being SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming|Moments}} when Santa sends [[IdiotPlot baskets of toys out to sea, expecting them to be picked up by the orphanage, despite being miles out at sea]]. |
| 352 | --->'''Mr. Enter''': The music says that I should be feeling something here. But I can't feel anything but my IQ draining out of my ears. |
| 353 | ** This part: |
| 354 | --->'''Dingle:''' Well, since everything's in cinders, and since Santa flew the coop, how's about we use a little bit of the old elf magic, and build us a ''new'' joint! In the funnest place on earth!\ |
| 355 | '''Mr. Enter:''' Aw shit! We're goin' [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks Disney World]]! |
| 356 | ** And this part: |
| 357 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' There's several broken ribs and a severed spine! LET'S PARTY!! |
| 358 | * In his review of [[WesternAnimation/TheProblemSolverz "Time Twister"]]: |
| 359 | -->'''Mr. Enter (Playing a character)''': Hey. What color should we use for this background?\ |
| 360 | '''Mr. Enter (Playing another character)''': ALL OF THEM!\ |
| 361 | '''Mr. Enter (Playing a character)''': How about this one?\ |
| 362 | '''Mr. Enter (Playing another character)''': ALL OF THEM! ALL THE FUCKING COLORS!!!!!! |
| 363 | ** After Alfe travels to a prehistoric time populated by dinosaurs, one of two scenes in the show ''not'' filled with every bright neon color ever invented: |
| 364 | --->'''Mr. Enter''': Oh my God. It-It's a landscape with muted colors! Hallelujah, my eyes can finally take a little bit of a break!\ |
| 365 | ''[The bright, flashing Time Twister appears]''\ |
| 366 | '''Mr. Enter''': ''Oh my fucking God my eyes!'' (whimpering) They really hurt. They really fucking hurt. |
| 367 | ** Near the end of the episode when the characters travel to the end of time, the other scene in the show that wasn't designed to give people seizures: |
| 368 | --->'''Mr. Enter''': Oh my God, they've learned about dominant color! It only took them 'til the literal ''end of time'' to figure it out, but they ''finally'' got it! ''Yes'', scenes that focus on one particular color usually look better than ones that are ''all over the place''! |
| 369 | * From his "[[WesternAnimation/GlennMartinDDS Save the Tooth]]" review, we have his classic line: |
| 370 | -->'''Mr. Enter''': Hurdy hurdy hurr, that's our father. [[BumblingDad He's an idiot.]] |
| 371 | * In his "[[Recap/TheFairlyOddParentsS3E7LoveStruck Love Struck]]" review, he says this with a hilarious drunk-sounding voice: |
| 372 | -->'''Mr. Enter:''' It starts with Cupid giving off orders. Tomorrow is Valentine's Day, and all of his henchmen are going to pretty much spread aphrodisiacs into the Earth's atmosphere in an attempt to create a world-wide orgy. What? That's not what the Cupid portrayal is about? What the fuck ''is'' it about? He makes people horny! |
| 373 | ** We also get this joke: |
| 374 | --->'''Wanda:''' Oh Timmy, you just have to figure out what girls love!\ |
| 375 | '''Cosmo:''' Robots?\ |
| 376 | '''Timmy:''' Action figures?\ |
| 377 | '''Both:''' SPORTS!\ |
| 378 | '''Mr. Enter:''' Hey, that sounds a lot like my sister! |
| 379 | * Meta: when he uploaded his "[[Recap/FamilyGuyS12E16HerpeTheLoveSore Herpe, the Love Sore]]" review on [=ZippCast=], so many people went to watch it that, for the first day or so, [[DemandOverload the site pretty much collapsed]]. The humor comes from the staff making light of the situation: |
| 380 | -->'''[=Maklarr4000=]:''' On behalf of the [=ZippCast=] staff, I must thank Mr. Enter again for the fantastic stress test to the system. |
| 381 | ** Speaking of "Herpe the Love Sore", we get this little moment when the episode gets sappy over [[DesignatedHero Brian]] giving Stewie herpes [[ForTheEvulz for no good reason]]: |
| 382 | -->'''Brian:''' I'm sorry, Stewie, you're right...I let you down...\ |
| 383 | '''Mr. Enter:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh that's really sad! I'm so sorry you missed Stewie's little league game after you promised to be there!]] [[SuddenlyShouting NOW CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT]] ''[[MoralEventHorizon YOU GAVE A BABY HERPES!?]]'' |
| 384 | * From his ''WesternAnimation/MarsNeedsMoms'' review. |
| 385 | -->'''Gribble:''' The fact is, Mars Needs Moms.\ |
| 386 | '''Mr. Enter (playing a character):''' Hey, Bob. Do you think that would be a good title for this movie?\ |
| 387 | '''Mr. Enter (playing Creator/RobertZemeckis):''' What? No! That's the most stupid thing that I've ever heard in my life. I mean, it sounds like a parody of the plot we're doing.\ |
| 388 | '''Mr. Enter (playing a character):''' Wait a minute. We're supposed to be taking this seriously? Oh my fucking god! You know what? That's it. I quit. |
| 389 | ** We also get this joke: |
| 390 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' And as such, Milo does what he does best. He runs around some hallways. |
| 391 | ** Enter gets really hung up on the fact that the movie made the bizarre choice of ''not including subtitles during plot-crucial scenes where the Martians speak'', so to cope with it, he decides to [[GagSub start making up what they're saying]]. |
| 392 | --->'''The Supervisor:''' (to a soldier, angrily) I need to take a shit, get out of my way!\ |
| 393 | '''Soldier:''' ''(alarm starts blaring)'' [[MundaneMadeAwesome The supervisor needs to take a shit! Battle stations everyone!]] |
| 394 | ** When Mr. Enter flubs up a line and says the word "cloud" when he meant to say "clown" but didn't feel like cutting the entire take, he [[LampshadeHanging lampshades]] his mistake by putting a little arrow with the word "cloud" next to the clown. Minor, but still funny. |
| 395 | ** His reaction to Milo's Mom's ''insane reaction'' upon finding out she's on Mars, saying that was ActuallyPrettyFunny. |
| 396 | * In the [[WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers "Numbers Game"]] review, Enter imagines how Ma-Ti and Kwame knew about Wheeler having too many kids: |
| 397 | -->'''Nick Sohan''' ''(as Ma-Ti)''''':''' Heart! Linka and Wheeler are fucking! We've got to stop them! |
| 398 | ** There's also a little girl (voiced by Kimberly Hayward) reacting to the message of the episode, ending with her telling the Planeteers and Captain Planet, "[[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you]] [[FromTheMouthsOfBabes up the ass!]]" |
| 399 | * Mr. Enter almost constantly speaking slang during the beginning of his "[[WesternAnimation/RocketPower Snow Day]]" review. |
| 400 | * This moment in "[[WesternAnimation/CasperAndTheAngels Space Circus]]": |
| 401 | -->'''Mr. Enter''': I can imagine it now: ''Creator/TimAllen being chased by'' '''''fucking dinosaurs!'''''\ |
| 402 | ''(the cover of ''VideoGame/HomeImprovementPowerToolPursuit'' is shown)''\ |
| 403 | '''Mr. Enter''': Oh, wait, that really happened.\ |
| 404 | '''The Snark Knight''': I rest my case. |
| 405 | ** "WesternAnimation/{{CASPER the FRIENDLY GHOST}}, becomes the GUARDIAN ANGEL of two SPACE COPS in the DISTANT FUTURE. Stop playing Mad Libs. It isn't funny anymore." |
| 406 | ** This little bit: |
| 407 | --->'''[[IdiotHoudini Hairy Scary]]''': Humph, the trouble with some people is they don't know that nobody's perfect. But I'm close.\ |
| 408 | '''Mr. Enter''': I am going to dedicate thirty, maybe forty years of my life researching advanced sciences and technology to figure out how to bring the dead back to life, so I can spend my entire retirement ''murdering you'' until I die myself! |
| 409 | * ''Animation/DoggyPoo'': |
| 410 | ** The opening: |
| 411 | --->'''[[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Eric Cartman]]''': OK, that does it. [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Screw you guys, I'm going home!]] [[TalkingPoo Talking poo]] [[EveryoneHasStandards is where I draw the line!]] |
| 412 | ** "It's annoying when my dog shits on the carpet. It's even more annoying when [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext my roommate]] [[NoodleIncident does it.]]" |
| 413 | ** '''NOT AN ACCURATE DEPICTION OF SHIT IN WINTER''' |
| 414 | ** During a moment of shock at just how melodramatic and heavy this movie is, he sums up the movie. |
| 415 | --->'''Merry Christmas, Little Jimmy! Here's a movie about a dog shit learning to accept DEATH!''' |
| 416 | ** Mr. Enter describing the ending being about a literal piece of dog shit and a dandelion having sex with each other. |
| 417 | ** "[[VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay Sloprano]]" playing during the closing credits. |
| 418 | * In his review for "[[Recap/ThePowerpuffGirlsS5EP11ADocumentaryGirlsGoneMild Girls Gone Mild]]", when one of the snooty parents says that there were kids pretending to be superheroes, we get this: |
| 419 | -->'''Mr. Enter''': [[SarcasmMode Oh my God! Next thing you know, they'll be playing hopscotch! We gotta do something!]] |
| 420 | ** His description of the video, saying that there's so much straw, it's practically a fire hazard. |
| 421 | ** The ending disclaimer: |
| 422 | --->''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls'' is owned by people. |
| 423 | * From "[[Recap/TeenTitansGoS2E50TheReturnOfSlade The Return of Slade]]": |
| 424 | ** This exchange: |
| 425 | --->'''Robin:''' Titans! Crime alert!\ |
| 426 | '''Cyborg:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Yeah, so call the police.]]\ |
| 427 | '''Mr. Enter (over clips from the ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls'' episode, "[[Recap/ThePowerpuffGirlsS5EP11ADocumentaryGirlsGoneMild Girls Gone Mild]]"):''' [[PoliceAreUseless Police?]] In a superhero show? Wow, you guys are so fucking high! |
| 428 | ** Also, this exchange: |
| 429 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' Okay, so what's the real plot that you LIED to people about?! Oh, boy, that's the fun part!\ |
| 430 | '''Raven:''' ''([[OOCIsSeriousBusiness smiling]])'' It wasn't just the fight that was amazing, in the end, so many compelling storylines came together, and resolved in such a satisfying way!\ |
| 431 | '''Starfire:''' A perfect balance of the action and drama, along with light moments of the comedy!\ |
| 432 | '''Mr. Enter:''' Oh, good. They did get around to watching the original ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans''. Hello, Mr. Strawman! |
| 433 | ** Mr. Enter's phone call: |
| 434 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' Yes, Cartoon Network? I'm calling to try and get ''Teen Titans Go!'' canceled. It seems to be under the illusion that its style and theories are the savior that cartoons need and can be the prevention of an art form maturing.\ |
| 435 | '''Phone Message:''' [[ForInconveniencePressOne Please]] [[MerchandiseDriven buy five new toys]] [[ForInconveniencePressOne to continue this conversation]].\ |
| 436 | '''Mr. Enter:''' Shit. |
| 437 | ** The part where Mr. Enter points out the absurdity of the cartoon telling the audience that cartoons are only for kids by sarcastically saying that ''WesternAnimation/MrPickles'' is a good cartoon for kids. |
| 438 | ** The ending disclaimer: |
| 439 | --->''Teen Titans Go'' is owned by I don't care. |
| 440 | * In the ''WesternAnimation/StressedEric'' review, his reaction to a character saying "Where the arseburgers is Eric?!" But because of said character's accent, it makes it sound like he's saying "''UsefulNotes/{{Aspergers|Syndrome}}''" instead of "arseburgers". |
| 441 | -->'''Mr. Enter''': There's something about this guy, I just don't like... |
| 442 | ** Throughout the review, he decides to play a game where he guesses what unfortunate event happens to [[ButtMonkey Eric]]. What really sells it is that ''he guesses right every single time''. |
| 443 | --->'''Mr. Enter''': [[LampshadeHanging I'm really good at this guessing game]]. |
| 444 | * From his review of "[[WesternAnimation/PickleAndPeanut Greg]]": |
| 445 | ** Mr. Enter describing the show's theme song as a four-year-old's shopping list. |
| 446 | ** Shortly afterward, when he hears the Macintosh speech function singing the theme song, he figures that [[WesternAnimation/WhateverHappenedToRobotJones Robot Jones]] ended up getting a job singing a theme song 30 years out of date. |
| 447 | ** This line of dialogue: |
| 448 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' [[ThePiratesWhoDontDoAnything Because two douchebags being terrible at their job and magically still having said job is popular]], they find a way to screw this up. They grab a super soaker and a motor cart and begin assaulting people. Then they see a random guy having a party, ask if they can go, and get punched into the zit cream. Then they hide in their secret base made of packs of diapers. I don't know what they're trying to do, but I'm fairly sure that it's not working. |
| 449 | ** Mr. Enter describing the scene with a lady taking a selfie of her with Greg as the start of a PSA on sexting. |
| 450 | ** Later, after she does this a second time with Lazer: |
| 451 | --->'''Lazer:''' Ah, that's gonna get so many likes!\ |
| 452 | '''Mr. Enter:''' I don't understand the internet sometimes. Or all of the times. |
| 453 | ** In the closing credits: |
| 454 | --->I'm just gonna go back to... that thing I was doing. |
| 455 | * From his [[MilestoneCelebration 100th episode]], his review of ''WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether: The Movie'': |
| 456 | ** This scene: |
| 457 | --->'''Wooldoor:''' [[OverlyLongGag C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c]]-Cancelled?!\ |
| 458 | '''Mr. Enter:''' "All right. My suspension of disbelief is totally shattered. I cannot believe anything that's going on here!" (Over clips from "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS9E11SpongeBobYoureFired SpongeBob, You're Fired!]]") "A [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants SpongeBob]] character that knows the meaning of the word 'Cancelled'! [[LongRunner In what universe]]? [[FranchiseZombie In what fucking universe]]?" |
| 459 | ** During the revelation of [[FunWithAcronyms I.S.R.A.E.L.]]: |
| 460 | --->'''[[BigBad CEO]]:''' Yes! The '''I'''ntelligent '''S'''mart '''R'''obot '''A'''nimation '''E'''raser '''L'''ady!\ |
| 461 | '''Mr. Enter:''' And because, you know that he had to be involved in this somehow, the robot is voiced by Creator/SethMacFarlane. I'd make a joke, but [[TakeThat there's nothing I can do to make him funny]]. |
| 462 | ** Also this scene shortly afterward: |
| 463 | --->'''Wooldoor:''' No! Without the distraction of the cameras, I'll have nothing to keep me from hearing the voices in my head!\ |
| 464 | '''Voice in Wooldoor's Head:''' Cut their throats and drink the children's blood, Wooldoor. Their youth will be your youth!\ |
| 465 | '''Mr. Enter:''' [[AlternateCharacterInterpretation That definitely sounds like SpongeBob]]. Except, not in any way whatsoever. [[EvenEvilHasStandards Not even in a satirical sense]]. |
| 466 | ** Also, this exchange: |
| 467 | --->'''Foxxy:''' Well, I ain't goin' nowhere until you tell us why the hell we was cancelled!\ |
| 468 | '''Jew Producer:''' Have you ever even seen your show? It's filthy, it's racist, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and it has a shocking lack of]] Creator/DaveChappelle.\ |
| 469 | '''Mr. Enter (over clips from ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''):''' And was surpassed by other, better shocking racist shows that better knew what they were doing, and could handle dark subject matter better, and you guys kinda [[SeasonalRot dropped massively in quality in the third season]], and... |
| 470 | ** Also, this exchange: |
| 471 | --->'''Jew Producer:''' And when did it become a crime to be passionate about your work?\ |
| 472 | '''Mr. Enter:''' When Creator/{{Viacom}} [[TakeThat bought the network]]. |
| 473 | ** During the scene where the CEO wants I.S.R.A.E.L. to destroy the Disney World {{Expy}}: |
| 474 | --->'''CEO:''' Just to be on the safe side, erase the whole place!\ |
| 475 | '''I.S.R.A.E.L.:''' [[EvenEvilHasStandards But Sir, this is the happiest place on Earth]]!\ |
| 476 | '''Mr. Enter:''' With public executions and people in poverty, and... wait... |
| 477 | ** During the scene with the rocket: |
| 478 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' They take a rocket powered by pissing people off. No, wait. It's powered by shit and pissing people off. On the ship, Ling-Ling gets Captain Hero to break up with Molly. No, Captain Hero! Don't! She's your entire character and your entire purpose in the movie! You'll be nothing more than a background character if you do that! Oh, wait. I don't give a fuck. |
| 479 | ** Mr. Enter's reaction to the "audio commentary" scene: |
| 480 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' Oh God, not the [[BreakingTheFourthWall 40th wall!]] |
| 481 | ** His suppressing the urge to [[OldShame call out the writers during the above]]. |
| 482 | * From his ''WesternAnimation/TheFonzAndTheHappyDaysGang'' review: |
| 483 | -->'''Mr. Enter:''' By the way, those are not aliens, those are robots. There is a difference. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment By the way, those are not aliens, those are robots. There is a difference.]] |
| 484 | * From the ''WesternAnimation/LittleShop'' review: |
| 485 | -->'''Audrey Jr.:''' ''(smashes a record)'' Now I know what they mean by "hit" records.\ |
| 486 | '''Mr. Enter:''' I wanted you guys to see that, not because it's important to anything about this episode, but because [[LamePunReaction it is legitimately the worst pun that I've ever heard]]. ''[[RepeatedForEmphasis That I have EVER HEARD]].'' |
| 487 | ** Audrey Jr. tells Seymour to 'make like a potato and use [his] eyes.' Enter points out the implications with this, considering potatoes use their eyes to reproduce. |
| 488 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' Is Junior inviting Seymour to a threesome? |
| 489 | ** [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext When a fairy-like person comes out of nowhere to turn Audrey into a princess]]. |
| 490 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' Um, I'd like to say that this show was at least ''inspired'' by a plant. But technically, hallucinogenic mushrooms aren't plants, they're fungus. |
| 491 | ** At the start of his review, he uses the speech that preludes both the play and movie version of Little Shop of Horrors to describe the show. |
| 492 | * From his review of "[[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddparents The Big Fairy Share Scare]]": |
| 493 | -->'''Mr. Enter:''' Timmy has another plan. He gets Chloe to say that she wants Cosmo and Wanda on Fridays, and then he [[LoopholeAbuse wishes that there were no Fridays]]." (''As a picture of T.G.I. Friday's is shown'') "[[TakeThat Uh... eh, not too worried.]]\ |
| 494 | '''Mr. Enter:''' After Timmy makes a seemingly innocuous wish that Fridays don't exist, and it has consequences that an outsider couldn't possibly predict, why the Hell would Chloe want anything to do with fairies ever? I mean, I'd be paranoid that if I wished for a cookie, the Keebler Elves would set fire to my house, kidnap and torture my parents, and then enslave me to make cookies for the rest of my life! That's just about as logical as what's going on here to the average outsider! [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And once again, Chloe has almost no reaction]]. Jorgen saves everyone and forces Timmy to accept his lot in life. It feels a lot like [[TakeThatCritics Jorgen is also trying to tell the audience the same exact thing]]. |
| 495 | ** TheStinger: |
| 496 | --->'''Jorgen:''' Due to overwhelming demand, there's a fairy godparent shortage.\ |
| 497 | '''[[VideoGame/MadWorld Howard and Kreese]]:''' I blame our schools! |
| 498 | * Mr. Enter incorrectly calling [[WebVideo/TheAnnoyingOrange Midget Apple a cherry]]. |
| 499 | * His ''WesternAnimation/KungFuDinoPosse'' review is ''full'' of this: |
| 500 | ** For starters, how he reacts to the opening theme; |
| 501 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' Alright, now that I'm feeling better from my most recent medical issue, [[TemptingFate let's see what's next on the agenda.]]\ |
| 502 | (''The [[TitleSequence opening theme]] plays'') Yep, [[BrownNote my ears are bleeding]], [[ThisIsGonnaSuck time to go back to the hospital.]]\ |
| 503 | |
| 504 | ** Things only get funnier from there. Anytime he talks about the name of the show, he'll complain about how stupid it is. |
| 505 | ** When Chao (the red one) was watching an internet video: |
| 506 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' My sources tell me that this is supposed to be a joke, but the pacing is so shit, it barely registers. |
| 507 | ** He refers to the characters as "[Blank] token," due to how flat they are. |
| 508 | ** When he complains about the slang the show has, he'll have lines like this; |
| 509 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' That's because you dinosaurs are younger than that slang. |
| 510 | ** When the show has a failed attempt of ToiletHumor about "going once": |
| 511 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' Die! And make it painful, please. |
| 512 | ** At one point, the show even has a ''wawa sound effect.'' ''[[ItMakesSenseInContext In a action show]].'' His reaction says it all: |
| 513 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' Th-they actually played the "wawa" sound effect. ''What the hell kind of show is this?'' |
| 514 | ** How he thinks about how Jet’s "advice" apply in real life: |
| 515 | --->Step 1: Forget about every practical piece of knowledge you know (like where to hit to disarm your opponent or any type of safety protocol).\ |
| 516 | Step 2: Use the human instinct of flight or fight to run straight at a guy holding a gun, completely unarmed yourself. |
| 517 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' Well he's dead. |
| 518 | * From his review of the ''Franchise/GarbagePailKids'' cartoon: |
| 519 | ** Midway through a [[SuspiciouslySimilarSong sound-alike]] of Music/MichaelJackson's "[[Music/{{Thriller}} Beat It]]", a [[TakeThat fake copyright notice]] shows up that says, "This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim while the unedited episode gets to stay on Platform/YouTube. Sorry about that." |
| 520 | ** His reaction to the show opening with a {{moral guardian|s}} rambling and raging about how awful and disgusting the show is. |
| 521 | --->'''Enter''': Is this supposed to be me? Did somebody build a time machine and try to make a parody of me? |
| 522 | ** "Do not remove under penalty of death?". He sounds genuinely confused by that. |
| 523 | * Whenever he mocks the obnoxious slang used in ''WesternAnimation/DaBoomCrew'' during its review. |
| 524 | -->'''Mr. Enter:''' Remember back in the early 2000s when you and all your homies were Tony Hawkin' it all up over the spleez? Uh no, because that never happened 'cause no one used any of this slang ever.\ |
| 525 | '''Mr. Enter:''' [[Music/MCHammer Hammerman]] still pops with the kids right? He's got 'em tops. I'm sure dropping it down with them groovy beats!\ |
| 526 | '''Mr. Enter:''' I got an inkling your tootin' the wrong wringer man. I'm not certain deals is in your visage. Y'know what I'm sayin'? Of course you don't know what I'm saying because slang in animation is stupid! |
| 527 | ** Anytime the characters question basically anything about the video game that they made; |
| 528 | -->'''Mr. Enter:''' YOU TELL ME, YOU DESIGNED THE FUCKING GAME!!! |
| 529 | * "Newborn Cooties 2: Electric Scootaloo". It gets points right off the bat for the title alone, and having [[Film/DieHard John McClane]]'s face over Cheerilee's on the title card. |
| 530 | ** When talking about the tea party scene: |
| 531 | --->'''Pinkie Pie''': This certainly is a pinkalicious tea party! Wouldn't you say so Mr. Quackerson?\ |
| 532 | '''Mr. Enter!Quackerson''': Yeah, I-It's great tea! But can you please let me go? You've been holding me for so long! I promise I won't tell anyone you've been holding me hostage! Just please let me go! Don't you think I've been here long enough?\ |
| 533 | '''Pinkie Pie''': You're quite right! I couldn't agree more! What do you think Sir Cuddles?\ |
| 534 | '''Mr. Enter!Sir Cuddles''': Eh, I say fuck him. [[NoodleIncident He knew what he was getting into when he was selling you that car insurance.]]\ |
| 535 | '''Pinkie Pie''': You're certainly right Sir Cuddles. I so know what you are talking about.\ |
| 536 | '''Mr. Enter!Sir Cuddles''': Now about my family... |
| 537 | ** Every time Scootaloo makes a really terrifying [[NightmareFace facial expression]], Enter demands weaponry to exterminate the abomination in front of him with. From flamethrowers... |
| 538 | --->'''Mr. Enter''': Jack, [[KillItWithFire you have the fucking flamethrower!]] I don't care if it's illegal, just get the fucking thing over here now! If I don't kill this thing, we are all screwed! |
| 539 | ** To explosives... |
| 540 | --->'''Mr. Enter''': [[BigOMG Oh my]] [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] [[BigOMG god!]] Jack, cancel the flamethrower! [[StuffBlowingUp I need grenades!]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Lots. And Lots. Of fucking grenades!]] We have a demon on our hand. If we don't move now, [[PunctuatedForEmphasis WE. ARE GOING. TO DIE!]] |
| 541 | ** To a [[NuclearOption goddamn]] [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill ICBM.]] |
| 542 | --->'''Mr. Enter''': Oh my god it's attacking! Never mind the grenades! Never mind the grenades! I need an ICBM! |
| 543 | * From his review of "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsSomeonesInTheKitchenWithSandyTheInsideJob Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy]]": |
| 544 | ** This exchange after Plankton brings Karen Sandy's pelt: |
| 545 | --->'''Karen:''' Oh no, you can't be serious!\ |
| 546 | '''Plankton:''' As serious as a shark attack!\ |
| 547 | '''Mr. Enter:''' [[FantasticRacism That's racist]]! |
| 548 | ** Also, this exchange: |
| 549 | --->'''Sandy:''' That no-good who nabbed my pelt surely came here. Probably wanted to cash it in on the Bikini Bottom Black Market.\ |
| 550 | '''Mr. Enter:''' Oh, Bikini Bottom has a Black Market. Wait, what the fuck?! |
| 551 | *** Which leads to a BrickJoke at the end of the review: |
| 552 | ----> '''Mr. Enter:''' Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna try to figure out what's on the Bikini Bottom Black Market. |
| 553 | ** Also, this exchange during Sandy's HumiliationConga: |
| 554 | --->'''Harold:''' Lookit! A naked chipmunk!\ |
| 555 | '''Random Fish:''' Aren't you ashamed having your pink rat flesh exposed?\ |
| 556 | '''Police:''' Hey, look, a hairless goat!\ |
| 557 | '''Random Fish:''' A nudist ferret!\ |
| 558 | (''During these respective scenes, captions that say, '''[[RougeAnglesOfSatin Chimpunk]]''', '''Rat''', '''Goat''', and '''Ferret''' appear onscreen.'')\ |
| 559 | '''Mr. Enter:''' What do all of these animals have in common? That's right, kids! None of these are underwater animals, and none of the citizens of Bikini Bottom should have ever heard of any of these. |
| 560 | * "[[Recap/ArthurS2E18ArthurVsTheVeryMeanCrossingGuardDWsVeryBadMood D.W's Very Bad Mood]]" shows that Mr. Enter has a new editor. While this makes the entire video in general very lively and comical, with a similarly creative and animated style to WebVideo/IHateEverything or WebVideo/JonTron, some standout moments include: |
| 561 | ** The intro takes the ending of the source's intro up to 11. |
| 562 | ** Anytime Mr. Enter shows a still of DW, it's always a freeze-frame of her making a stupid (and strangely hilarious) face. |
| 563 | ** When Arthur has a nightmare about DW being a giant monster, the theme from ''Manga/AttackOnTitan'' starts playing. |
| 564 | ** DW slamming the door is not funny. DW slamming the door thrice is not funny. DW slamming the door for ''[[OverlyLongGag ten straight seconds]]'' is '''''hilarious'''''. |
| 565 | *** Any time DW slamming the door is mentioned, it cuts back to her slamming the door repeatedly at impossibly high speeds. |
| 566 | ** What makes this moment is primarily the fact that [[https://youtu.be/Y6mDSGN2XLk?t=4m44s it's punctuated by the words "Shut Up" spinning onscreen.]] |
| 567 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' So now we spend a minute with D.W. just going on rants about how she hates her life and how BlahBlahBlah ''[[BigShutUp Shut up!]]'' |
| 568 | * "Top 20 Worst Cartoon Themes" |
| 569 | ** When talking about the theme for ''WesternAnimation/{{Braceface}}'', he wonders what would happen if the songwriter went on to write other theme songs. |
| 570 | ---> "[[WesternAnimation/DuckTales1987 DUCKS! THERE'S SOME ADVENTURE! LOOK HOW COOL IT IS! DUCKTALES! WOO-HOO!]]"\ |
| 571 | "[[WesternAnimation/TheMagicSchoolBus SCHOOL BUS! LIZARDS! THERE'S SOME LEARNING!]] [[BreadEggsMilkSquick POST TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER!]]"\ |
| 572 | "[[WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom GHOSTS AND SHIT!]] Can I have my paycheck now?" |
| 573 | ** When talking about the theme for ''WesternAnimation/{{Hammerman}}'', he suggests these next lyrics |
| 574 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' Gramps had to press the gas pedal to get his car working.\ |
| 575 | He had to turn his key in the ignition.\ |
| 576 | He hit a rest stop along the way because the gas station burritos hit over the night before causing a train wreck in his digestive system. |
| 577 | ** He also gives an obvious, yet still funny joke: |
| 578 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' [[WaxingLyrical I can't even touch this next one.]] [[Music/MCHammer This guy's music. It hits me so hard. Makes me say]], [[Music/WeirdAlYankovic "Oh my lord"]]. |
| 579 | ** His section on [[Creator/FourKidsEntertainment 4Kids]] is chock full of this: |
| 580 | *** This gem on the theme of ''[[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2003 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fast Forward]]: |
| 581 | ---->'''Donatello:''' [[ShapedLikeItself It's so not yesterday!]]\ |
| 582 | '''Mr. Enter:''' [[CaptainObvious No shit! No fucking shit! Even during the present day, it's still not yesterday!]] God, these are some of the stupidest theme song lyrics in history! |
| 583 | *** When discussing the part in ''[[Manga/TokyoMewMew Mew Mew Power's]]'' theme song: "But it's hard to save the world when you're falling in love." |
| 584 | ---->'''Mr Enter:''' I highly doubt that there's as much romance in the show as this theme song lets us in on, and on top of that, i-it's also kind of...wrong!...If you're in a piece of media, it's harder ''NOT'' to fall in love when you're saving the world. |
| 585 | *** This exchange during the ''Anime/KirbyRightBackAtYa'' theme song: |
| 586 | ---->'''Singer:''' He's more than you think, he's got maximum pink!\ |
| 587 | '''[[Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers Zordon]]''': Too much pink energy is dangerous! |
| 588 | *** Also, this: |
| 589 | ---->'''Song:''' KIRBY KIRBY KIRBY'S THE OOONNEEE!! |
| 590 | ---->'''Mr Enter:''' YES, I KNOW, SHUT UP! JUST GET ON WITH THE STUPID SHOW! I WANNA WATCH DEDEDE SOUND LIKE WesternAnimation/{{YOSEMITE SAM}}! |
| 591 | *** "And now, for the worst [[Creator/FourKidsEntertainment 4Kids]] theme song, [[Manga/OnePiece you've probably]] [[ForegoneConclusion guessed it]]." |
| 592 | *** At one point, when discussing the part where it says "Chopper's Doctoring"" |
| 593 | ---->'''Mr Enter:''' You know that doctoring means forging or editing documents, right? It is the least exciting crime possible. |
| 594 | ** When discussing the English dub of ''Manga/RurouniKenshin'', he believes that he could combine random songs from his computer and TV show intros and get better results. These include: |
| 595 | *** ''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack'' and "[[WesternAnimation/OliverAndCompany Why Should I Worry?]]" |
| 596 | *** ''WesternAnimation/MyDadTheRockStar'' and "[[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDameDisney Hellfire]]" |
| 597 | *** ''WesternAnimation/{{Cyberchase}}'' and "[[WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls Love Makes the World Go Round]]" |
| 598 | *** ''WesternAnimation/{{Hammerman}}'' and "[[Music/{{Aqua}} Barbie Girl]]" |
| 599 | *** ''WesternAnimation/JohnnyTest'' and "[[Music/GreenDay Amer]][[Music/AmericanIdiot ican]] [[SuspiciouslySimilarSong Idiot]]". He notes that this one fits too well. [[SarcasmMode "Ah, it's probably just a coincidence."]] |
| 600 | ** This exchange during the ''WesternAnimation/PlanetSheen'' theme song: |
| 601 | --->'''Singer:''' Tuna noodle casserole,\ |
| 602 | '''Sheen:'''' Pomegranate stew!\ |
| 603 | '''Singer:''' Stranded on a planet,\ |
| 604 | '''Sheen:''' What you gonna do?\ |
| 605 | '''Singer:''' Change your name to Larry?\ |
| 606 | '''[[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb Phineas]]''': Larry?\ |
| 607 | '''Candace:''' I ran out of rhymes, all right? |
| 608 | ** During the ''WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanet'' season 6 song, when the line "he's the mega mac daddy of ecology" plays: |
| 609 | --->'''Ma-Ti:''' You know what? Take your ring back and ''fuck off''! |
| 610 | ** When observing the part of ''WesternAnimation/TheNutshack'' theme where it says "Jack's cool, he's lazy, he's still learning. Otherwise Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin!" |
| 611 | --->'''Mr Enter:''' Only the most shallow assholes care about that kind of shit. Then again I'm pretty sure [[TakeThat that's the target demographic of the show]]. |
| 612 | ** Mr. Enter's reaction to how the ''WesternAnimation/ShaggyAndScoobyDooGetAClue'' theme song is a ripoff of Music/TheOffspring's "One Fine Day": |
| 613 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' It's exactly the same! Except this one sounds like shit!\ |
| 614 | '''[[WesternAnimation/TheDoverBoys Dan Backslide:]]''' [[MemeticMutation I'll steal it! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!]] |
| 615 | ** As once pictured on this page, Mr. Enter trying to do ''Get a Clue'''s "typewriter dance" while making derpy expressions as his rant plays over it. Not only hilarious but [[EndearinglyDorky he also mugs rather cutely at the camera]]. |
| 616 | ** Then there's the ''Get a Clue'' "eating food for you" bit: |
| 617 | --->'''Shaggy:''': Like, you know what this is supposed to mean, man. Like, we eat food, but we don't do it for you. Like, we do eating commissions, though, man. Like, fifty dollars for us to eat for you, one hundred dollars to film it. It's a weird sexual thing that we're trying to make a profit off, man. Like if we're really successful we could make it a really good business. Hahahaha. Isn't that right, Scoob?\ |
| 618 | '''Scooby-Doo:''' Geez, Raggy! I can't handle this anymore!\ |
| 619 | '''Shaggy:''' Oh shut up, Scoob and eat your Scooby Snack!\ |
| 620 | '''Scooby-Doo:''' Ro! Ro more, Raggy!\ |
| 621 | '''Shaggy:''' ...Scooby!\ |
| 622 | '''Scooby-Doo:'''' Ro!\ |
| 623 | '''Shaggy:''' FUCKING SCOOBY SNACK!!!! |
| 624 | * From his review of ''WesternAnimation/NormOfTheNorth'': |
| 625 | ** This exchange when Norm confronts the Seal: |
| 626 | ---> '''Norm:''' [[AnyLastWords Any last words]] before I eat you?\ |
| 627 | '''Mr. Enter:''' Yeah, Mic Check. Yours [[SelfDeprecation sounds worse than mine]]! Seriously, his microphone sounds broken in this scene!\ |
| 628 | '''Norm:''' "You always know exactly what to say to get to me!" |
| 629 | ** This moment when it is not explained why Norm can suddenly speak human: |
| 630 | --->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheWildThornberrys Eliza Thornberry:]]''' Between you and me, something amazing happened... And now, I can talk to animals. It's really cool but totally secret.\ |
| 631 | '''Mr. Enter!Norm:''' Well, fuck you! I get to speak to humans because of the mystical qualities of [[RunningGag arctic potatoes!]] |
| 632 | *** Mr. Enter then decides that said potatoes are why Norm hasn't died from starvation. |
| 633 | ** "And we drop ripping off ''WesternAnimation/HappyFeet'' for a moment to start ripping off ''WesternAnimation/{{The Lion King|1994}}''! [[SarcasmMode Classy.]]" |
| 634 | ** Norm's grandfather talks about how powerful "an icon with a voice" is. Enter then refers to Clippy as "the most powerful thing on [his] PC!" |
| 635 | ** Also, this exchange when Norm is talking to Socrates: |
| 636 | --->'''Norm:''' And the next thing you know, I'm twerking in front of a boatload of human tourists!\ |
| 637 | '''Mr. Enter:''' You know, when you get to that line of the movie, I think you should know that you done fucked up! Good God, [[WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid1989 Scuttle]], the years have not been kind to you! |
| 638 | ** Also, this exchange when Vera meets Norm: |
| 639 | --->'''Vera:''' You, come with me!\ |
| 640 | '''Norm:''' Only if I can bring my Lemmings.\ |
| 641 | '''Vera:''' Cute, and very marketable!\ |
| 642 | '''Mr. Enter:''' Yes, the things that were [[ToiletHumor pissing into a fish tank]] [[OverlyLongGag for thirty seconds]]! [[SarcasmMode I can't wait to get]] the UsefulNotes/McDonalds [[MerchandiseDriven toy of that]]! |
| 643 | ** Also, this exchange during Norm's HeroicBSOD: |
| 644 | --->'''Norm:''' I'm Norm of the North, king of nothing!\ |
| 645 | '''Mr. Enter (laughing over a caption that says, "He's Norm of the North, King of Nothing"):''' Hey, let's put that on the box! It's a tagline! |
| 646 | ** When Vera quits: |
| 647 | --->'''Vera:''' Mr. Greene, I'm sorry, [[EveryoneHasStandards but I cannot help you destroy someone's home in order to build houses no one needs]]! I quit!\ |
| 648 | ('' The VideoGame/FinalFantasy victory fanfare plays over captions that say,''\ |
| 649 | Congratulations!\ |
| 650 | You can't pay your rent!\ |
| 651 | Or buy groceries\ |
| 652 | Or pay your bills\ |
| 653 | Or pay the tuition to your daughter's school) |
| 654 | ** The ending disclaimer: |
| 655 | --->''[[XtremeKoolLetterz Nurm uf Teh Nurth]]'' is owned by Creator/LionsGate.\ |
| 656 | I want to be done with this movie forever. |
| 657 | ** The review itself ends with [[WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanet the Planeteers summoning Captain Planet]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext to stop Mr. Enter from destroying the Arctic.]] |
| 658 | * From his review of "The Worst Cartoon Ever ([[WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfPaddyThePelican Paddy the Pelican]])": |
| 659 | ** Not even a few seconds into the title card, with its terrible theme music that consists of someone laughing vaguely in tune, and Mr. Enter mutters in a deadpan tone "[[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh dear, I feel like I've made a grave mistake]]." |
| 660 | ** Mr. Enter gets the impression that all the rambling, redundant dialogue is improvised: "It's like ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'' if you injected it with plutonium until it got brain cancer and died." |
| 661 | ** "''WesternAnimation/TwelveOunceMouse'' has more fluid animation than this! You know, a show that was dedicated to ''looking as cheap as possible''." |
| 662 | ** "There are [[TheTwelvePrinciplesOfAnimation twelve principles in animation]], and this show follows literally NONE of them!" |
| 663 | * ''WesternAnimation/DorbeesMakingDecisions'': |
| 664 | ** Upon witnessing a section of the "animation", Mr. Enter immediately states that "taking those drugs was a really bad idea". When he is told that he hasn't taken any drugs yet, Mr. Enter responds with: "[[OhCrap Oh... oh my god!]] In that case, let's light up. [[ThisIsGonnaSuck We're gonna need 'em.]]" |
| 665 | ** Mr. Enter having a slight meltdown over whether or not Mary Jane in the flick is a girl after playing ''VideoGame/SilentHill1'' footage. |
| 666 | ** Him yelling at the guy on the couch for being a waste of screen time. |
| 667 | [[/folder]] |
| 668 | |
| 669 | [[folder: Animated Atrocities 5-6]] |
| 670 | * From his review of ''WesternAnimation/SharkTale'': |
| 671 | ** This exchange: |
| 672 | --->'''Lenny:''' Hi, I'm Lenny!\ |
| 673 | '''Mr. Enter:''' Hi, Lenny! I look forward to hating you throughout the rest of this movie because I hate pretty much all of the characters in this movie. |
| 674 | ** When Mr. Enter describes Lenny: |
| 675 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' Lenny is a shark who is a vegetarian. And he's an outcast because of his refusal to eat animals. (Over clips from ''WesternAnimation/NormOfTheNorth'') Considering the last movie I reviewed, [[SarcasmMode we're off to an amazing start]]. Rule of thumb, if you have [[VegetarianCarnivore a meat-eating animal who doesn't eat meat]], your movie is going to bomb. It's just a little trend that I've noticed. |
| 676 | ** Also, this exchange: |
| 677 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' While watching this movie, I was constantly asking myself, 'Why was this movie set underwater?' (As the poster for ''WesternAnimation/FindingNemo'' is shown) Okay, I know why, but what story purposes did it serve? What did they really do with the world, besides the stupid fucking {{Pun}}s?\ |
| 678 | '''Katie Current:''' Good morning, Southside Reef, I'm Katie Current!\ |
| 679 | '''Sea Star #2:''' Mussel Crowe!\ |
| 680 | '''Sea Star #3:''' Jessica Shrimpson!\ |
| 681 | '''Sea Star #4:''' Cod Stewart!\ |
| 682 | [''A caption appears, saying "It's a name of a person, and they make it sound like a fish. Up the variety a bit, and they can start writing for a kindergarten joke book".''] |
| 683 | ** When Oscar is introduced: |
| 684 | --->'''Oscar:''' Hi, I'm Oscar. You might think you know, but you have no idea!\ |
| 685 | '''Mr. Enter''': Let's see here, you're a down-on-his-luck loser who wants to be a big shot, even though it requires a big personality to be famous, and you have no personality!\ |
| 686 | [''The camera zooms out, revealing Oscar to be standing in front of a billboard.'']\ |
| 687 | '''Mr. Enter:''' Yep.\ |
| 688 | '''Shortie #1:''' You so broke, your bologna has no first name!\ |
| 689 | '''Mr. Enter:''' I thought I got this movie in English. I have no idea what he meant by that. |
| 690 | ** When Don Lino is introduced: |
| 691 | --->'''Don Lino:''' Now you and me, we worked together a long, long, long time, and I lived my life for my sons, raising them and protecting them,\ |
| 692 | '''Mr. Enter mimicking Don Lino:''' I'm also 42 years old, my blood type is AB negative, I ate tuna for breakfast, and the writers don't know jack shit about exposition.\ |
| 693 | '''Luca:''' Hey boss, big butts!\ |
| 694 | '''Mr. Enter:''' You know, that, that joke might have worked, except that literally no character in this movie has a butt. |
| 695 | ** "But as you can see, this movie is a ''[[Film/TheGodfather Godfather]]'' wannabe. Which confuses me on every level. You see ''WesternAnimation/FindingNemo'' and you think ''The Godfather''. What's the next brilliant fusion?" (''Film/{{Freaky Friday|1976}}'' + ''Film/{{Alien}}'') "[[SincerityMode You know what, I would totally watch the shit out of that.]]" |
| 696 | ** Oscar is given a pink pearl to help pay off his debts. |
| 697 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' And guess what our hero does? The protagonist that we're supposed to root for and want to see succeed? He ''bets the money on a horse race.'' Excuse me while I [[HeadDesk bang my head against the wall...]]\ |
| 698 | ''(cut to him doing just that)'' |
| 699 | *** The clip becomes a RunningGag throughout the review. |
| 700 | ---->'''Mr. Enter:''' I'm going to be as stupid as Oscar by the time this is done, I swear. |
| 701 | ** [[invoked]] When Oscar decides to fake Lenny's murder, Mr. Enter halfheartedly sings his own song [[SuspiciouslySimilarSong to the tune of]] "[[WesternAnimation/TheLegoMovie Everything Is Awesome]]" to signify just [[IdiotPlot how stupid everyone in the movie is]]; |
| 702 | --->''Everyone's a moron,''\ |
| 703 | ''Everyone's a tool with this hair-brained scheme,''\ |
| 704 | ''Everyone's a moron,''\ |
| 705 | ''Everyone's a moron,''\ |
| 706 | ''And it makes me want to scream.'' |
| 707 | ** His depiction of what's going on in Oscar's brain at any given moment: A shot of [[WesternAnimation/InvaderZim GIR]] dancing while Mr. Wonderful by smile.dk plays over it. Like Mr. Enter banging his head against the wall, it becomes a RunningGag. |
| 708 | *** Of note: the first time this is used. |
| 709 | ---->'''Oscar:''' Remember what Angie said, remember what Angie said...\ |
| 710 | (''clip of GIR dancing'')\ |
| 711 | '''Oscar:''' [[SuddenlyShouting FIVE THOUSAND ON LUCKY DAY TO WIN!]] |
| 712 | * From his review of "[[WesternAnimation/TeamoSupremo Grounded]]": |
| 713 | ** This exchange: |
| 714 | --->'''Crandall:''' Earth Mom, we got to stop em'!\ |
| 715 | '''Mrs. Crandall''': You're still grounded, Mister! I wonder why that Teamo Supremo isn't doing anything about this.\ |
| 716 | (''Mr. Enter shows a picture of [[WesternAnimation/SharkTale Oscar]]'')\ |
| 717 | '''Mr. Enter''': You two should get to know each other! You got a lot to talk about! You're on the same level of stupid! |
| 718 | ** This exchange when Teamo Supremo defeats Mr. Large: |
| 719 | --->'''Crandall:''' Mr. Large, if you're gonna think big, you better not overlook the little things!\ |
| 720 | '''Mr. Enter''': Or you'll get an episode like this one, which ends with Teamo Supremo [[BittersweetEnding still grounded despite saving the day twice]]. Good luck with tomorrow's big evil whatever! Oh, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and Brenda's head looks like a tomato]]. |
| 721 | ** Announcing [[RealLifeWritesThePlot his intent to postpone]] his ''WesternAnimation/LegendsOfChamberlainHeights'' review. |
| 722 | ---> "[[NoJustNoReaction Nope. Nope, nope! Nopity-do!]] Maybe some other day, but... not today!" |
| 723 | * From his review of ''WebAnimation/SethMacFarlanesCavalcadeOfCartoonComedy'': |
| 724 | ** In the "Mountain Climber" sketch, when the Mountain Climber proceeds to take a dump, Mr. Enter censors his lower regions with the poster for ''WesternAnimation/NormOfTheNorth''. In the same sketch, he later censors the feces that land on the bride and groom with the Burger King logo and [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Jigglypuff]], respectively. |
| 725 | ** Similarly, in the "Name That Animal Penis!" sketch, he censors the animal penis with a picture of [[WesternAnimation/SharkTale Oscar]]. |
| 726 | ** What Enter says during the "[[WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones Fred Flintstone]] Takes A Shit" sketch: |
| 727 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' Wait, my mistake. This isn't a short, I must've accidentally hit the making of special feature on the DVD. |
| 728 | ** This exchange from the "[[WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones Fred and Barney]] Try to Get Into a Club" sketch: |
| 729 | --->'''Fred:''' Hey, what the [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] is your problem, dude?\ |
| 730 | '''Mr. Enter:''' Oh, fucking ballsy! You had Fred Flintstone drop the F-Bomb. [[SarcasmMode Truly a master of subverting the innocence of older cartoons]]!\ |
| 731 | (''Clips from the Flintstones Winston Cigarettes commercial are shown.'')\ |
| 732 | '''Barney:''' Hey, I got a better idea; let's take a Winston break!\ |
| 733 | '''Fred:''' That's it! [[ValuesDissonance Winston is the one filter cigarette that delivers flavor 20 times a pack!]] |
| 734 | ** When he gets to the "Mad Cow Disease" sketch: |
| 735 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' COOOOWS, COOOOOOWS, FUCKIN' COOOOOWS! COOOWS, COOOOOWS, COOOOOWS, MOTH-ER-FUCK-IN' COOOOOOOOOWS! Bad punchline. |
| 736 | ** When Mr. Enter gets to the "Beavers: The Assholes of the Forest" sketch: |
| 737 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' Anyone else wanna watch ''WesternAnimation/TheAngryBeavers'' instead? |
| 738 | ** When he gets to the "A Trip to the Psychiatrist" sketch: |
| 739 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' Oh, thank god. I need one after this! |
| 740 | ** In that same sketch, he sees the whole point is to mock a fat woman. |
| 741 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' I thought these people were supposed to be progressives or something! |
| 742 | ** When he gets to the "Four Years of ''Series/{{Entourage}}'' in Ten Seconds" sketch: |
| 743 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' Ooh! I really like this concept! Let me try!\ |
| 744 | (''A title card that says, "17 years of WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy in 9 Seconds" is shown, followed by a clip from "Doggy Poo" of the dog creating the titular character.'')\ |
| 745 | '''Mr. Enter:''' That joke was too easy, I apologize, but just because they're willing to waste their jokes on a silver platter, doesn't mean that I will. |
| 746 | ** Mr. Enter spoofing the statements in the "Things You'll Never Hear" shorts: |
| 747 | --->"''Film/AMillionWaysToDieInTheWest'' is an underrated masterpiece."\ |
| 748 | "I felt that ''WesternAnimation/{{Bordertown}}'' was cut off way too soon. It's definitely filling a hole in prime-time television."\ |
| 749 | "''Family Guy'' has SO been getting better recently! I think the show should've ALWAYS been like this!"\ |
| 750 | "''Film/Ted2'' was so much better than the first one; I can't wait for the next installment." |
| 751 | *** "'''YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE, RIGHT!??''' Do you think I would've won the contest where the winner got to buy Seth [=MacFarlane=] dinner at Burger King? [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I did not say that wrong.]] [[http://www.avclub.com/article/seth-macfarlane-will-let-you-pay-for-his-dinner-8555 The winner of the contest got to buy Seth MacFarlane dinner at Burger King.]]" |
| 752 | * ''WesternAnimation/LegendsOfChamberlainHeights'' |
| 753 | ** The intro: |
| 754 | --->'''Mr. Enter''': What? What ''is'' this? I'll tell you what this is. It's the big, hot, new thing that's gonna blow all the competition outta the water! You-you ''may'' want to sit down for this one... What am I talking about, you're watching this on a computer or on the toilet or whatever and you're already sitting down. |
| 755 | ** His theory for why Creator/ComedyCentral gave it a second season: They were worried the show was going to eat them. |
| 756 | ** When Mr. Enter comments on the poor animation, he compares it to a ''Newgrounds'' flash animation made 10 years ago by one guy with no professional equipment, the first animation made for television, and ''the'' first animation ever, and how ''every single one'' has better animation than ''Legends''. And then he points out how even ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfPaddyThePelican'', known as one of the worst cartoons ever, at least has complete outlines. |
| 757 | --->'''Mr. Enter''': This is only one step up from showing us a black screen and just saying 'Imagine defecation. Good. Now imagine two people having sex in it.'\ |
| 758 | ''[later]''\ |
| 759 | '''Mr. Enter''': A block of lead is more fluid than this show. |
| 760 | ** When commenting on the ugly character designs: |
| 761 | --->'''Mr. Enter''': As bad as the animation is, the character design is not much better. Half of it is 'Ha ha ha, ugly! Ha ha ha, fat! Ha ha ha, saggy breasts!' I mean, most of them do look like something you could conceivably call a human, but some of them are...\ |
| 762 | ''[cuts to a clip of the show]''\ |
| 763 | '''Teacher''': OK people, the school board is making us discuss the dangers of drugs with you.\ |
| 764 | ''[zooms in on a particularly poorly designed character in the background]''\ |
| 765 | '''Mr. Enter''': My god, it is far too late for her. |
| 766 | ** "Do I have to do the slang thing again? (A title card pops up saying 'No. Never the slang thing.') Oh, OK, good." |
| 767 | ** After commenting on how much the characters shout. |
| 768 | --->'''Mr. Enter''' [...] Everyone besides the main characters, who speak in unintelligible slang, shouts. A lot. Like, ''a lot'' a lot. Like '''''A LOT!''''' (Shows the title card for WebAnimation/SethMacFarlanesCavalcadeOfCartoonComedy' ) [[SelfDeprecation Yes, I'm not one to talk.]] |
| 769 | ** "Jamal gets paired with... when did ''Film/{{Norbit}}'' come out? 2007? OK. A joke that's been overdone, overplayed, unfunny and borderline offensive for [[TakeThat over a decade before that movie came out.]]" |
| 770 | ** When describing a character, he gets bored halfway through and finishes with |
| 771 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' Remember Stewie Griffin? ''Legends of Chamberlain Heights'' remembers Stewie Griffin. |
| 772 | ** After watching Grover's brother using a robot baby as a bong. |
| 773 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' Is this thing a robot because people would find this absurdly disturbing if they did this to an actual infant? Or is it just because a baby in this art style would give the audience nightmares for life? |
| 774 | ** After Grover's LoveInterest gets mad that he got their robot baby sick: |
| 775 | --->'''Grover:''' Stupid baby, [[InsaneTrollLogic it's your fault I ain't gonna get laid.]]\ |
| 776 | '''Mr. Enter:''' And our protagonist is delusional. |
| 777 | ** While he hates the show, Enter is hesitant to try and wipe it from existence due to how the last time he tried doing that went. We then get the final conversation with Sans during the genocide route in ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'', but with Patrick Star replacing Sans. |
| 778 | --->'''Patrick''': Do you wanna have a pat time? |
| 779 | * ''WesternAnimation/TheNutshack'' |
| 780 | ** Enter lamenting at the beginning how he has to hear the theme song everywhere, and realizing that the show has become a meme. Cue [[ScareChord dramatic music]] and a [[MemeticMutation trollface]] superimposed on his avatar. |
| 781 | ** His hyping of the inherent horror from the MemeticMutation of the song: |
| 782 | --->''"This song inspires such horror, that you'd think it was made by Creator/StephenKing or something!" (Phil turns around to show Pennywise face) "Holy fuck..."'' |
| 783 | ** After a pointless flashback, Enter has a ''Series/WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire''-style multiple-choice question asking what we learned: A) how the egg was made, B) how [the woman] got the egg, or C) absolutely nothing and the scene was just a waste of time. |
| 784 | --->'''Enter:''' If you guessed C, congratulations! You just wasted a part of your life thinking about ''The Nutshack''. As a prize, you get a steaming pile of nothing, with an accompanying bubbling sadness inside. |
| 785 | ** Enter declaring ducks as the enemy after seeing the hip-hop ducks. |
| 786 | ** At the end of the episode, Enter implores the viewers to let the meme die so he can forget about the show. Then we see a video called "the nutshack theme but every nutshack is replaced with mr enter's entire nutshack review", posted by [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Patrick Star.]] The description is [[CallBack "someone's having a Pat time".]] |
| 787 | --->'''Enter:''' ''Why, you little f-'' |
| 788 | *** The best part is that someone had [[{{Defictionalization}} made it a real thing]], but the video is unfortunately no longer available. |
| 789 | * From his review of "[[Recap/TeenTitansGoS3E30FinallyALesson Finally a Lesson]]": |
| 790 | --> '''Robin:''' It has come to my attention that you have not been using the new suggestion box.\ |
| 791 | '''Mr. Enter:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Sorry, my bad; I filled it up with papers reading]] [[TakeThat "get cancelled"]]. [[DeadpanSnarker I don't think that anyone else could fit anything in there]].\ |
| 792 | '''Robin:''' "Robin stinks" is not a suggestion!\ |
| 793 | '''Mr. Enter:''' *gleefully* [[NotSoAboveItAll Also my bad]]! |
| 794 | ** Shortly afterward (as in a few seconds later): |
| 795 | ---> '''Robin:''' The whole reason for the suggestion box is [[BlatantLies to have a thoughtful way to address the flaws in the Teen Titans]].\ |
| 796 | '''Mr. Enter:''' Which is why this show never had a suggestion box, does not have a suggestion box, and will never, ever, ''ever'' have a suggestion box, ever. |
| 797 | ** On the spoof moral about friendship: |
| 798 | ---> '''Mr. Enter:''' So we have Beast Boy [[InWithTheInCrowd trying to be friends with the cool kids]]. They want him to graffiti on the walls. But that would be destroying property. [[BlatantLies And the Teen Titans never destroy property, ever]].\ |
| 799 | ''[cut to [[Recap/TeenTitansS5E10Go Starfire blowing up a bunch of buildings]], [[DidntSeeThatComing with Mr. Enter looking visibly terrified]]]'' |
| 800 | ** When Robin calls [[Franchise/{{Batman}} Bruce Wayne]] and scams him into getting money to pay for rent: |
| 801 | ---> '''Mr. Enter:''' Wait; you ''do'' know Bruce Wayne. [[CallBack Then what was that thing about saying Scrooge McDuck was the richest person you know]]?\ |
| 802 | ''[SmashCut to a chart saying that Scrooge is richer]''\ |
| 803 | '''Mr. Enter:''' [[FlatWhat Wait, what?]] Scrooge [=McDuck=] is actually richer than Bruce Wayne. Well, shit. |
| 804 | ** When discussing [[TakeThatCritics why this episode was made]]. |
| 805 | ---> '''Mr. Enter:''' They don't wanna teach lessons because they think that it would make the episode boring. Okay? ''Never ever teach a lesson again!'' Stop making episodes like [[HardTruthAesop "Boys vs. Girls" and "Return of Slade"]], [[OverlyLongGag and "Books", and "Knowledge", and "Head Fruit", and "Sandwich Thief", and "Lazy Sunday", and "The Best Robin", and "Leg Day", and "Artful Dodgers"]], [[SuddenlyShouting AND STOP DOING THIS!]] You don't wanna teach lessons? THEN DON'T! Just fucking don't! It's an easy thing to ''not'' do, but you keep doing it even though you don't want to, and you keep fucking it up! |
| 806 | ** When Robin says it'll lead up to a "satisfying end": |
| 807 | ---> '''Robin:''' Don't worry: I promise you this will all lead to a very satisfying end. Very satisfying...\ |
| 808 | '''Mr. Enter:''' It'd better be, or it'll be ''your'' end. And trust me: that ''will'' be satisfying.\ |
| 809 | ''[[[GilliganCut cut to Robin]] [[AmusingInjuries having injured his finger and screaming]]]'' |
| 810 | ** When the Titans become landlords: |
| 811 | ---> '''Robin:''' It means the tenants in this building are paying below market value for these apartments!\ |
| 812 | '''Mr. Enter:''' Considering the appearance of the building, I have to wonder how they're paying below zero dollars. |
| 813 | ** Mr. Enter realizes that the writers of TTG actually think that cartoons [[NostalgiaFilter are still how they were in the '80s]] despite all the improvements animation has made in the last few decades. |
| 814 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' Let me put it this way: if the attitude behind this episode grew up 10 years earlier, they'd be making an episode complaining that the critics are saying that [[Franchise/ScoobyDoo they're not solving mysteries with their talking animal sidekick]]! |
| 815 | *** The fact that a ''Scooby-Doo'' parody episode actually exists makes it even funnier. |
| 816 | * ''WesternAnimation/RapsittieStreetKidsBelieveInSanta'': |
| 817 | ** Mr. Enter saying the animation looks like a combination of demons from Hell and a blow-up doll if it had been blown up by a shotgun. We hear the WilhelmScream as we get a close-up on the blow-up doll's face. |
| 818 | ** The running gag where Mr. Enter makes fun of how the teacher in the special states that if someone hurts you, it means [[LovingBully they are in love with you]]. |
| 819 | * From his review of "[[WesternAnimation/AlmostNakedAnimals Big Paw Howie]]": |
| 820 | ** The scene with the Chicken Inspector: |
| 821 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' The guy who decides what can become a prison comes in, and he's almost naked, too. So that kind of shoots down the whole "only the people who stay at the hotel are in their underwear" theory. It's a good thing that this show doesn't really have a premise, it'd probably deviate from it two episodes in.\ |
| 822 | '''Chicken Inspector:''' Phone appears to be a banana.\ |
| 823 | '''Mr. Enter:''' Oh, God! Don't remind me!\ |
| 824 | '''Raffi (''singing''):''' Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone!\ |
| 825 | '''Mr. Enter:''' By the way, chickens don't actually have belly buttons. Basically, because they hatch from eggs, and fuck this show for making me Google that! |
| 826 | * From his review of "[[WesternAnimation/TheShnookumsAndMeatFunnyCartoonShow Pain in the Brain]]": |
| 827 | ** Mr. Enter points out that the main difference between ''WesternAnimation/TheRenAndStimpyShow'' and ''Shnookums and Meat'' is that the dog (Meat) is the stupid one. He then points out many of the [[DogsAreDumb dumb dog]] characters, such as WesternAnimation/CourageTheCowardlyDog[[note]]while not being dumb, he's called a "stupid dog" by Eustace[[/note]], Dog from ''WesternAnimation/CatDog'', [[WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones Dino]], [[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} Runt]], [[WesternAnimation/TUFFPuppy Dudley Puppy]], [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic The Diamond Dogs]], [[WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends Odie]], and the WesternAnimation/TwoStupidDogs. The last one is topped off with him saying that's the reason the show's not remembered, and a spoof PublicServiceAnnouncement against the stereotype. |
| 828 | ** This exchange: |
| 829 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' Then the brains magically come alive, completely unharmed. [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction They're just a little bit annoyed that they've been used as every variety of sports balls, crushed, maimed, shot, and run over with a steamroller]]. You know, like you get. Then the brains decide to go to [[UsefulNotes/LasVegas Vegas]].\ |
| 830 | '''Shnookums:''' I'm tryin' to think, but... but... I... I can't!\ |
| 831 | '''Mr. Enter:''' Weird, you were able to do that before, even though you didn't have a brain in your head then, either. Then we get a montage of the Brains in Vegas, and Shnookums and Meat doing absolutely nothing but staring at the sky [[SarcasmMode because that's funny]]. Then the brains feel sorry and decide to come home.\ |
| 832 | '''Meat's Brain:''' Too bad we lost our shirts, though.\ |
| 833 | '''Shnookums' Brain:''' Yeah, but it's our own fault, man! Gambling's the work of the devil!\ |
| 834 | '''Mr. Enter:''' [[BrokenAesop So is]] [[FollowTheLeader theft]]! This {{hypocrit|e}}ical moralizing message brought to you by [[Creator/{{Disney}} The Walt Disney Corporation]]. |
| 835 | * From his review of ''[[Recap/DonkeyKongCountryS2E9TheBigSwitchARoo The Big Switch-A-Roo]]": |
| 836 | ** When Diddy Kong claims that Candy has made Donkey Kong act like a robot, Mr. Enter treats the line as if it's a PlotTwist from ''Series/TheXFiles''. |
| 837 | ** When Mr. Enter learns of Bluster Kong's plan to replace Candy with a robot: |
| 838 | --->'''Mr. Enter''': Huh. I didn't know that this show would be tackling the issue of low-income workers being replaced by the advancement of technology. A harsh real-world theme that didn't come into the forefront of public consciousness until...the kids watching this grew up and began getting low-income jobs that started getting replaced by technology. [[BrickJoke Maybe this show]] ''[[BrickJoke is]]'' [[BrickJoke good at foreshadowing.]] |
| 839 | ** Sometime after Donkey Kong switches bodies with Cranky's robot, he says "I've fallen, and I can't get up!". Cut to a live-action scene of Mr. Enter's hand typing in a search for how long that line has been around. |
| 840 | * From his review of ''WesternAnimation/LittleClownsOfHappytown'': |
| 841 | ** The RunningGag of certain parts of his video being flagged because they're "[[PoliticalOvercorrectness not advertiser-friendly]]". |
| 842 | --->'''Mr. Enter''': Let's try that ''Franchise/AliceInWonderland'' thing [[note]]the 2010 animated adaptation[[/note]]. I'm sure that'll take off.\ |
| 843 | '''Advertiser-Friendly Robot''': DISTURBING OR GRAPHIC IMAGERY.\ |
| 844 | '''Mr. Enter''': Is that really fair? I mean, just because what I'm talking about has disturbing or graphic imagery doesn't mean that I personally am going to be making disturbing or graphic imagery. Should you really blame me for talking about it?\ |
| 845 | '''Advertiser-Friendly Robot''': YES. FUCK YOU.\ |
| 846 | '''Mr. Enter''': OK. Let's try ''WesternAnimation/MulanII''.\ |
| 847 | '''Advertiser-Friendly Robot''': TALKING ABOUT OTHER COUNTRIES IS RACIST!\ |
| 848 | '''Mr. Enter''': How about WesternAnimation/{{Barnyard}}? That's been on the plate for quite a while and--\ |
| 849 | '''Advertiser-Friendly Robot''': NOT ADVERTISER-FRIENDLY. MILK IS RACIST.\ |
| 850 | (cut to black)\ |
| 851 | '''Mr. Enter:''' I-I'm living in WesternAnimation/SouthPark, I swear.\ |
| 852 | '''Advertiser-Friendly Robot:''' MENTIONING SOUTH PARK AND HOW THEY USE RACIST, SEXIST, AND OTHER OFFENSIVE JOKES AND HOW THEY STILL MANAGE TO BE ADVERTISER FRIENDLY IS NOT ADVERTISER FRIENDLY.\ |
| 853 | '''Mr. Enter''': OK, how about-\ |
| 854 | ("[[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Two Hours Later]]" card)\ |
| 855 | '''Mr. Enter''': All right, all right, I've got one more: "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS8E19Karen20InSpongeiac InSPONGEiac]]"!\ |
| 856 | '''Advertiser-Friendly Robot''': IT'S OFFENSIVE TO INSOMNIACS.\ |
| 857 | '''Mr. Enter''': How is it- ''I'm'' a fucking insomniac! OK, you know what? Fine, I'll play your game. |
| 858 | *** Of note is when he talks about [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Awful B. Bad]]. |
| 859 | ---->'''Mr. Enter:''' Like all villains that [[DastardlyWhiplash look like Dick Dastardly...]]\ |
| 860 | '''Advertiser-Friendly Robot:''' THE WORD [[AccidentalInnuendo DICK]] IS NOT ADVERTISER FRIENDLY.\ |
| 861 | '''Mr. Enter:''' But it's [[UnfortunateNames the actual name of an actual character]] [[WesternAnimation/WackyRaces that actually existed]]! I'm not talking about [[GagPenis an actual dick]]!\ |
| 862 | '''Advertiser-Friendly Robot:''' CARING ABOUT NUANCE IS NOT ADVERTISER FRIENDLY.\ |
| 863 | '''Mr. Enter:''' Okay, okay! We'll play it your way! Like all villains that look like ''Richard'' Dastardly... |
| 864 | *** And before that, [[MondegreenGag he mishears the villain's name as "Awfully Bad"]] and this results in a WhosOnFirst reaction. |
| 865 | ** '''[[SpoofAesop Then go in yourself!]]''' Mr. Enter's [[WhatTheHellHero reaction]] is priceless. |
| 866 | ** When a character tells a bully that [[InsaneTrollLogic his inability to be nice is a disability]], Mr. Enter gets the idea to [[TakeThat go break Tumblr by telling them this]]. |
| 867 | *** Later on, when the Advertiser Friendly bot gets too much on Mr. Enter's nerves, he decides to exploit this bit of insanity and tells it to stop picking on him for having a disability[[note]]well, he ''does'' actually have one in the form of UsefulNotes/AspergerSyndrome, but according to the show, being mean is ''also'' a disability...[[/note]]. |
| 868 | * In the ''WesternAnimation/{{Committed}}'' review: |
| 869 | ** "[[HeadDesk I hate this. I hate this! I hate this!]]" The icing on the cake is TheStinger: |
| 870 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' I... I really gotta stop... hitting my head against the wall for videos, it's actually starting to hurt. |
| 871 | * In the ''WesternAnimation/InvisibleNetworkOfKids'' review: |
| 872 | ** His utter bafflement at seeing Mrs. Macbeth wearing a Creator/MarilynMonroe-esque dress and wig during her song. |
| 873 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' There comes a time in every man's life when he must ask a question: '''''[[SuddenlyShouting WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING]]?!''''' |
| 874 | ** Mr. Enter questions what would happen if Mrs. Macbeth and Awful B. Bad [[CrackShip were to have a child together]]. In his own words, the child "would probably be one of the most interesting people in the world". |
| 875 | ** "[[CallBack Where they find out it was all a plan by]] [[WesternAnimation/RocketMonkeys the evil banana to send monkeys to the middle of the desert to starve to death.]] |
| 876 | * In Part 1 of the ''WesternAnimation/TotallySpies'' review: |
| 877 | ** When introducing the main characters: |
| 878 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' And finally, there's Alex. She...is [[ShapedLikeItself Alex]]. |
| 879 | ** Mr. Enter tries to awkwardly discuss the show's more...risque aspects, including the theme song, which, to his surprise, contains some rather filthy lyrics. |
| 880 | ** The [[MemeticMutation infamous]] [[ArtisticLicensePhysics mirror laser scene]] leaves Mr. Enter completely baffled. |
| 881 | ** The ''extremely'' StrongFamilyResemblance between the main trio and their mothers is not lost to Mr. Enter, prompting him to theorize that the girls are actually clones of their moms. |
| 882 | ** When the girls and their moms are dropped into the WOOHP secret base, courtesy of Jerry: |
| 883 | --->'''Clover:''' It's official! [[TitleDrop We're totally busted!]]\ |
| 884 | '''Mr. Enter:''' ''[[WebVideo/CinemaSins Roll credits!]]''\ |
| 885 | ([[WesternAnimation/TheSpongeBobSquarePantsMovie "Ocean Man" starts playing]] as the credits list [[CallBack Awful B. Bad and Miss Macbeth]] as the Director and Executive Producer respectively.) |
| 886 | ** Mr. Enter expresses his agitation in regards to the girls' [[LikeIsLikeAComma stereotypical]] [[TotallyRadical speech]] [[ValleyGirl patterns]], and later finds out that [[GotMeDoingIt he's starting to adopt those speech patterns himself]]. Cue an anguished cry of "Oh my God, it's infecting me!". |
| 887 | ** This bit: |
| 888 | --->'''Jerry:''' GLADIS, would you kindly show the girls' mother the way out?\ |
| 889 | '''GLADIS:''' [[AC:My pleasure.]]\ |
| 890 | '''Mr. Enter:''' [[MondegreenGag Wait]], the computer who helps run the facility is named SelfDemonstrating/GLaDOS?\ |
| 891 | '''[=GLaDOS=]:''' [[AC:Oh hi. How are you holding up? [[RunningGag BECAUSE I'M A POTATO.]]]]\ |
| 892 | '''Mr. Enter:''' [[SincerityMode That's fucking awesome.]] |
| 893 | ** [[TheBusCameBack The Old Man's surprise appearance after three years of absence.]] Mr. Enter is surprised to see him, and the Old Man explains that [[HandWave he left because he went grocery shopping]]. For three years. For maple syrup. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And he's apparently a fan of the show too]]. Mr. Enter promptly sends the Old Man to a CornerOfWoe, and when the Old Man's defense towards [[ParentalNeglect the girls' mothers]] is shot down, he willingly decides to head to the corner by himself. |
| 894 | * In Part 2 of the ''Totally Spies'' review: |
| 895 | ** GLADIS is given the voice of [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} GLaDOS]] when she denies the girls access to the WOOHP headquarters. |
| 896 | --->[[AC:[[ParentalAbandonment The birth parents you are trying to reach do not love you.]] Please hang up.]] |
| 897 | ** Mr. Enter going completely crazy when Sam uses a ''can opener'' from a ''hardware store'' to unlock a door. Cut to him attempting to do the same, [[OverlyLongGag with no success]]. This becomes a RunningGag. Also, the start of the gag sells it: |
| 898 | --->'''Sam:''' Here's the plan. You guys go around to the side windows, and I'll use the can opener to unlock the back door!\ |
| 899 | '''Mr. Enter:''' What?\ |
| 900 | '''Sam:''' I'll use the can opener to unlock the back door!\ |
| 901 | '''Mr. Enter:''' Um, yes. ''[[DoubleTake What?!]]''\ |
| 902 | '''Sam:''' [[RuleOfThree I'll use the can opener to unlock the back door!]] |
| 903 | ** "Cocoa is for Spysassins only!" |
| 904 | ** Enter muses that the main villain of the episode will probably get a lawsuit from [[VideoGame/MegaManClassic Dr. Wily]] for stealing his hairstyle. |
| 905 | ** The CallBack to the "can opener" gag at the end of the video: |
| 906 | --->'''Old Man:''' Take this. It will help you on your way.\ |
| 907 | '''Mr. Enter:''' A-a can opener?\ |
| 908 | '''Old Man:''' Yes, a can opener.\ |
| 909 | '''Mr. Enter:''' Is it a secret agent gadget that shoots lasers beams and stops planes and whatever?\ |
| 910 | '''Old Man:''' No, it's a can opener; it opens cans.\ |
| 911 | '''Mr. Enter:''' I ''hate'' every part of you! |
| 912 | * In his ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra'' Book 1 review: |
| 913 | ** Mr. Enter states that, even though he dislikes both Book 1 and Book 2, he was able to enjoy Book 2 a bit more because of [[EnsembleDarkhorse Varrick]], saying that, in his own words, he's "the best". Cut to a montage of Varrick saying [[{{CatchPhrase}} "Do the thing!"]]. |
| 914 | ** Likewise, him calling Meelo (pre-GrowingTheBeard Meelo, anyway) "the worst", using his [[ToiletHumor "fartbending]] [[{{Gasshole}} attack"]] as an example. |
| 915 | * While he's making a serious point about stereotypes in his "[[Recap/TheLoudHouseS1E23OneOfTheBoysATattlersTale One of the Boys]]" review, the way M. Enter phrases his issue with the Loud boys' personalities is still funny. |
| 916 | --> "Lincoln doesn't have 10 brothers. He has 10 Lynns." |
| 917 | * The ''Big Mouth'' review involves a bunch of [=TVs=] that display stills from the show that aren't NSFW and one displaying a chibi version of Mr. Enter. |
| 918 | ** Enter recalls the only other instance he's used the "too bad to review" card is with ''WesternAnimation/WhereTheDeadGoToDie''. He summarizes it as "a movie that went out of its way to depict every horrific thing you can imagine", displaying a few screencaps from it across a few of his screens to illustrate. [[FunnyBackgroundEvent One screen in the corner]] displays ''WesternAnimation/NormOfTheNorth'' while this is happening. |
| 919 | * In his "Top 11 Worst Animation Cliches" two-parter: |
| 920 | ** The transition between entries is [[WesternAnimation/AGoofyMovie Max's]] [[LoveMakesYouDumb stammering in front of Roxanne]]. It's just inherently funny to see at random, for some reason. |
| 921 | ** When talking about the DancePartyEnding, he says that any movie that uses it can [[Franchise/{{Shrek}} Shrek'd]]. [[SelfDeprecation He then admits that the reference was painful.]] |
| 922 | ** The ThemeTuneRap segment has [[VideoGame/DonkeyKong64 the DK Rap]] playing in the background. |
| 923 | ** When discussing that most adult cartoons don't put any effort into the animation, he uses the "Dad Noises" joke from "[[Recap/FamilyGuyS10E2SeahorseSeashellParty Seahorse Seashell Party]]" as an example. By the end of it, Mr. Enter is facepalming and thinking [[Film/TheRoom2003 "I fed up with this world!"]] |
| 924 | ** The entry talking about animated parents in general goes on about how the dad is a dumbass and the mom is a nag. He then brings up [[WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty Beth and Jerry]]. |
| 925 | ---> '''Mr. Enter:''' Oh my god, if you hate each other that fucking much, [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor just get a divorce]]!\ |
| 926 | '''Beth:''' Jerry's going to... spend some time... divorced.\ |
| 927 | '''Mr. Enter:''' Oh wait, they got a divorce; [[TemptingFate that's a relief]].\ |
| 928 | ''[cut to the end of the season where they end up back together]''\ |
| 929 | '''Mr. Enter:''' Oh my fucking god, how are you two even ''worse'' separate!? |
| 930 | *** This bit: |
| 931 | ----> '''Mr. Enter:''' Here's a trivia question: how many [[Franchise/DisneyAnimatedCanon main series Disney films]] exist where [[DeceasedParentsAreTheBest both of the parents are alive until the end of the movie]]? Vote on your smartphones now! |
| 932 | ** When discussing the FauxActionGirl trope and the {{Irony}} that comes from showing "girl power" in stereotypical ways, Mr. Enter brings up a clip from ''WesternAnimation/SonicBoom'', in which [[DumbMuscle Knuckles]] gives a surprisingly eloquent speech to Amy about feminism. That's already funny by itself, but the added [[WebVideo/{{Sequelitis}} "FUCKING! GENIUS!!!"]] makes it even better. |
| 933 | *** He later goes on to call out [[WesternAnimation/TheEmojiMovie Jailbreak]] specifically for this trope, saying that she can't hack her way out of this one. [[InterruptedByTheEnd He's then interrupted by the transition to #3.]] |
| 934 | *** Becomes HilariousInHindsight when you realize Jailbreak [[InformedAbility really can't hack worth beans]], as Mr. Enter is very quick to point out in his review of the movie.[[note]]Everything Jailbreak could have done to prove her worth as a hacker to the audience is instead performed without hacking expertise by [[TheMillstone Hi-5]].[[/note]] |
| 935 | ** The #1 Cliche (the DisneyDeath) is introduced via the [[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS3E10WetPaintersKrustyKrabTrainingVideo "It's time for the moment you've been waiting for!" song]]. |
| 936 | *** The clip from ''WesternAnimation/Frozen2013'' used to demonstrate the cliche is hurried along with a "23 seconds later..." time card, with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD3v1B_aXw0 the dinky radio remix]] of "Still Alive" from ''VideoGame/{{Portal}}'' accompanying it. |
| 937 | * In his ''WesternAnimation/TheEmojiMovie'' review: |
| 938 | ** After [[RunningGag his first attempt at renaming the film,]] this one being "The Meh Movie", he says that the movie's concept could have created a movie worth watching. Cue [[Film/SpidermanTrilogy J Jonah Jameson]] laughing while Mr. Enter glares and rolls his eyes. Mr. Enter then mentions throughout the video that he is ''not'' crazy for having that opinion. |
| 939 | ** He calls [[BigBad Smiler]] "the fucking UsefulNotes/{{Walmart}} logo". |
| 940 | ** When saying that some of the jokes are more of advertisements than jokes and showing the scene involving PPAP, he says that "(Google) spent their money on Dropbox being the final destination in a movie aimed at three-year-olds". |
| 941 | * His review of ''[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS7E14FameAndMisfortune Fame and Misfortune]]'': |
| 942 | ** His first [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic FiM]] [[ScheduleSlip in years]]... is an Animated Atrocity. Several boos are heard, followed by a clip from [[WesternAnimation/TheSpongebobSquarepantsMovie the SpongeBob movie]]: |
| 943 | --->'''Mrs. Puff:''' We paid nine dollars for this?\ |
| 944 | '''Sandy:''' I paid ten! |
| 945 | *** Before that, it shows his first ever review followed by a transition into the present day. The time allotted? [[MemeticMutation 3:00 AM.]] |
| 946 | ** He goes into detail about how he's only seen bits and pieces of seasons 6-7. Taking a page from LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}}'s book, [[VideoGame/SuperMario64 Mario's "d'oh!" voice clip]] plays when he says he hasn't seen any of (the then-unreleased) season 8 (which, to be fair, [[ExactWords wasn't a false statement]]). |
| 947 | ** When talking about how he doesn't know about Thorax, the video shows the Changeling King with a goofy grin on his face. |
| 948 | ** Mr. Enter starts the review with [[MythologyGag five exclamation points]] and then immediately takes them all away upon the sight of [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyG3 Toola Roola and Coconut Cream]] before [[KillItWithFire proceeding to blow the episode up]]. |
| 949 | ** After the song "Flawless" has the ponies state that their flaws are what make you special, Mr. Enter asks about a list of flaws he's had in the past that the ponies supposedly like him for. The last one is the gut-buster: |
| 950 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Should I keep farting at funerals? Is that it?]] |
| 951 | ** At the end of the review, Mr. Enter contemplates whether there could be some merit from the episode aside from its moral. Cut to a scene where Twilight recommends [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS4E10RainbowFalls the chapter on "Rainbow Falls"]] |
| 952 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' [[TakeThat Nothing of value can be extracted from "Rainbow Falls"!]] [[BrokeTheRatingScale Negative 12 out of a]] [[InherentlyFunnyWords Cucumber]], this is a bad episode! (complete with said cucumber being [[WesternAnimation/VeggieTales Larry]]) |
| 953 | * ''WesternAnimation/FleabagMonkeyface:'' |
| 954 | ** Right out of the gate, he brings up the [[ContentWarnings "Viewer Discretion is Advised"]] message before throwing it away and [[ThisIsGonnaSuck telling the viewers to turn off the video right now]]. |
| 955 | ** The fact that ''Fleabag Monkeyface'' is so bad at being a GrossoutShow that ''WesternAnimation/FanboyAndChumChum'' and ''[[WesternAnimation/RenAndStimpy Adult Party Cartoon]]'' actually look good by comparison. |
| 956 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' Now, that leads us to a very important question: what's worse? The guy who lights your house on fire, or the guy who's too stupid to light your house on fire no matter how hard he tries? |
| 957 | ** He's very quick to comment on [[BigBad Dirk's]] very unfortunate design. |
| 958 | ---> '''WebVideo/JonTron:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Are you fucking kidding me?!]] |
| 959 | *** As if that wasn't enough, his helicopter apparently resembles two different parts of the male body. |
| 960 | ----> '''[[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy Edd]]:''' That's disturbing. |
| 961 | *** He then comments on the idea of putting adult jokes in a show that's very unlikely to have any adults watching it. |
| 962 | ----> '''Mr. Enter:''' What adult in his right mind would ever watch ''Fleabag Monkeyface?''\ |
| 963 | '''Snarky Black Screen:''' [[HypocriticalHumor You?]]\ |
| 964 | '''Mr. Enter:''' I decided to review ''Fleabag Monkeyface!'' I am clearly not in my right mind, right now! |
| 965 | ** "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Then we see Dick and his cock watching in on them.]]" |
| 966 | ** Comparing Fleabag's voice to an articulate [[Film/ThePhantomMenace Jar Jar Binks]]. |
| 967 | ** When talking about the two kids responsible for Fleabag's creation: |
| 968 | ---> '''Mr. Enter:''' And they say it takes effort to write kids! Nah, you just gotta read ''[[ComicStrip/DennisTheMenaceUK Dennis the Menace]]'' comic strips and beat yourself over the head with a [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Bart Simpson]] branded baseball bat a few times, and you've got fully developed kid characters coming right to you! |
| 969 | ** His utter bafflement at the prim and proper Smuglies not going through any gross-out shenanigans in the episode. As in, it's Basic Grossout 101. |
| 970 | ** The next bit needs to be seen to be believed, but... |
| 971 | ---> '''Mr. Enter:''' Dick ends up knocking out Fleabag Monkeyface [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext in order to steal his earwax in order to make a giant monster]] [[InsaneTrollLogic in order to keep his show from tanking because he was running out of topics on said TV show.]] [[RunningGag But in the end,]] [[WesternAnimation/RocketMonkeys it was all a plan by an evil banana to send two monkeys out into a desert to starve to death.]]\ |
| 972 | '''[[Series/BreakingBad Walter White]]:''' You're goddamn right. |
| 973 | ** "Dick's" boss has the same dick-head as his employee, except... badly circumcised. |
| 974 | ---> '''Mr. Enter:''' Oh my god! *stammering* Like, I-I thought that Dick's design made me cringe, but if you're going to make one of the characters look like a penis, ''at the very least,'' like, a-at the very, very least, don't make a clone of that design look like a-a penis th-that was... ugh... like, all I can think of looking at this... [[WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid1989 poor, unfortunate soul]] i-i-i-i-is ''ouch!'' I, h-h-h-h-he's not in pain, but h-his very existence makes me feel pain. I-I-I think we should get to ending this. |
| 975 | ** And then after "Dick" whines about not having his TV show: |
| 976 | ---> '''Mr. Enter:''' Buddy, you got an evil villain lair and a monster creation device! You don't need a television show! Be happy with what you got, man; you-you got it good! A-A-A-And this is between you and me, but... I-I-I kinda don't think you got the face for television! I-I'm sure that maybe [[RuleThirtyFour there's someone on the internet who would have a lot of use for you]], sir! |
| 977 | * ''[[Series/OutOfJimmysHead Re-Animated]]'': |
| 978 | ** When first showing the movie, he's quick to comment [[SarcasmMode how great the animation looks]], favorably saying it looks like live-action. The screen then quickly informs him that it is. |
| 979 | ** Mr. Enter wonders if the executives saw something in the movie that he didn't since sometimes you have to make insane decisions if you want a chance at success. After asking how live-action on Cartoon Network starts, it quickly cuts to [[GrossUpCloseUp Jimmy's dad eating cereal and laughing at cartoons, with a foghorn sound playing over it]]. |
| 980 | ---> '''Mr. Enter:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck That's a bright, beautiful future, right there.]] |
| 981 | ** Him saying that ''[[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy Plank]]'', a [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin literal plank of wood]], expresses more emotion than [[FlatCharacter Jimmy]]. |
| 982 | ** When he talks about the scene where Jimmy's dad (who's apparently the principal) pretends to be Robin so Jimmy can practice asking her out, he's visibly disturbed. It comes to a head when he [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer draws on his belly and pretends it's her]], complete with "Chacarron" playing. |
| 983 | ---> '''Mr. Enter:''' [[RunningGag That's our father!]] [[{{Squick}} He's creepy and disgusting.]] |
| 984 | ** When Milt Appleday is shown eating paint. |
| 985 | ---> '''Mr. Enter:''' Well, now I know what inspired this movie, at least. |
| 986 | ** "Down in the ice caves, Jimmy finds Sonny, the villain of the movie. You know that he's the villain because [[ObviouslyEvil he wears a long, dark cape and talks to]] [[CompanionCube his sack of money named Mittens]]. You know, this movie's kinda stupid!" |
| 987 | ** His reaction to the scene where [[SpecialEffectFailure Jimmy gets hit by a train]], for being bad in [[SoBadItsGood all the best possible ways.]] He even adds a YouTubePoop-like effect directly after it where he takes a cutout of Jimmy flying through space in the wake of the impact while "Shooting Stars" plays. |
| 988 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' *laughing* I'm not even gonna make a joke, here; this scene is enough of a joke in and of itself. |
| 989 | ** This bit right after, when the doctors are shown wearing mascot costumes: |
| 990 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' Like, what am I supposed to say to any of this? 'Back in my day, all you needed was a high school degree to get a job! When that didn't make ya special, people started getting college degrees; when that didn't work, people became doctors! And it still only got him a job working as a costume mascot at a dying amusement park!' Actually, considering that that seems to be more and more plausible by the day, [[MadeMyselfSad I have made myself sad]]. |
| 991 | ** When the surgeon reveals he had Milt Appleday's brain for 30 years, Mr. Enter decides to invoke a SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome: |
| 992 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' Oh my god! Are those maggots?! What the fuck is this?! It looks like a piece of chewed-up taffy riddled with bullet holes! What-what the hell is wrong with you, y-y-y-y-you kept this piece of a dead body in your lunchbox for 30 years and you brought every day to work; what the fuck is wrong with you?! N-No wonder you smell bad every single day; how the fuck are you a doctor?! |
| 993 | ** The second time he shows the clip, it shows [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfTheGummiBears the Gummi Bears]]. |
| 994 | ** Jimmy's father lets Sonny rent a room because he tried to deceive them. |
| 995 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' That's our father! He's got me wondering why we're all not dead yet. I'm scared; please call the police! |
| 996 | ** "[[RunningGag Also,]] [[TheScrappy Craig]] [[ToxicFriendInfluence does a]] [[JerkAss thing]]." |
| 997 | ** Part 1 ends with Mr. Enter taking a break after witnessing Robin's utter lack of foresight as to why Sonny moved into Jimmy's house. Part 2 ''begins'' with him being woken up from [[ScheduleSlip a three-week coma]] by the Old Man. |
| 998 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' You mean to tell me that what I watched ''wasn't'' a fever dream.\ |
| 999 | '''Old Man:''' Well, I wouldn't say that, exactly.\ |
| 1000 | '''Mr. Enter:''' Get outta my way.\ |
| 1001 | '''Old Man:''' Just what do you think you're doing?\ |
| 1002 | '''Mr. Enter:''' [[VideoGame/Halo2 I'm gonna finish this fight.]] [[TemptingFate Okay, where was I?]]\ |
| 1003 | (The scene of Jimmy and Golly giving Robin bedroom eyes plays up again.)\ |
| 1004 | '''Mr. Enter:''' Nope, nope, d-do not remind me! |
| 1005 | ** Creator/TomKenny has an acting role in this. [[EnsembleDarkhorse And he is awesome.]][[note]]He also voices Tux.[[/note]] |
| 1006 | ** Yet another scene with Mr. Roberts. |
| 1007 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' That's my husband! I know they said I couldn't bring mental patients home, but when I looked into his PuppyDogEyes, I just couldn't resist! I had to kidnap him right there and then! Right after he tried to poison me the fifth time, we got married because you can't resist those little quirks! No honey, for the last time, toasters are not bath toys! |
| 1008 | ** "Anyway, this is Jimmy's secretary. She came in to tell him that [[RunningGag Craig did a thing]]." |
| 1009 | ** [[invoked]] In response to the IdiotPlot, especially Sonny's ComplexityAddiction-laden plan to steal Jimmy's brain on live television: |
| 1010 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' Muh brain. *stammering* My brain hurts. Sonny, you still want a brain? You could take mine; I don't think I'm going to be needing it for the rest of this movie. |
| 1011 | ** When Robin points out Sonny's cooler instead of his ObviouslyEvil appearance: |
| 1012 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' A man wearing an ominous cape exits the second floor of Jimmy's house with a bedsheet rope, and the question that you decided to ask is "why do you have a cooler?" [[SarcasmMode I dunno, maybe he's goin' to the beach!]]\ |
| 1013 | '''Sonny:''' What? I mean [[StupidEvil I'm gonna chop his head off with my train]]! Ha! [[LampshadeHanging Why am I talking?]]\ |
| 1014 | '''Robin:''' [[CaptainObvious So, that's why you've been following Jimmy? To get your father's brain?]]\ |
| 1015 | '''Mr. Enter:''' Noooooooo! He was just following Jimmy because he liked the smell of his cologne! What the fuck have you been smoking? |
| 1016 | ** Likewise, when Jimmy ''finally'' finds out about Sonny's plot: |
| 1017 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' And the last horse crosses the finish line! |
| 1018 | ** Mr. Roberts, once again, proving he's an idiot. |
| 1019 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' That's our father! Nearly responsible for two deaths and still doesn't give a shit! |
| 1020 | ** When Jimmy is magically transformed in a cartoon to save Robin. |
| 1021 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' Well, Jimmy's officially succumbed to his insanity. He needed to spend the rest of his life in a mental institution, kept calling everything around him "just a shitty flash cartoon". We tried to tolerate it until he started putting dynamite in the mashed potatoes because he thought it would be funny. |
| 1022 | * From his review of ''WesternAnimation/{{Minions}}'': |
| 1023 | ** "[[Film/Titanic1997 Draw me like one of your French hoses]]." |
| 1024 | ** Him referring to the Minions [[TheUnintelligible gibberish way of speaking]] as “zaby zooby banana”. |
| 1025 | ** At the beginning of the second half of the review, Mr. Enter calls The Nelsons the best part of the movie, due to them being a family of villains trying to be super-villains, and he wants Creator/{{Pixar}} to make the concept a plot for one of the ''Franchise/TheIncredibles'' movies. |
| 1026 | ** The in-story suggestion that the Minions would go to Heaven after death [[LaughingMad seems to drive him to a moment of madness.]] |
| 1027 | * In his review of ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfKidDanger'' there's his perplexed reaction to a botched NonSequiturThud. |
| 1028 | -->''Is... is this joke? I don't know. I don't know if this is supposed to be joke.'' |
| 1029 | ** Mr. Enter ends his review by stating that ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitansGo'' is actually '''better''' than Kid Danger. Cut to a clip, labeled "The cartoon Community's reaction", of [[Series/TheBigBangTheory Sheldon Cooper]] throwing a stack of papers into the air. |
| 1030 | * For as serious as the subject matter is in "[[Recap/OKKOLetsBeHeroesS1E47LetsNotBeSkeletons Let's Not Be Skeletons]]", Mr. Enter does come up with the most perfect line to summarize the failure of the allegory. |
| 1031 | -->'''Mr. Enter''': Huh, [[TakeThat I didn't know]] [[Creator/FourKidsEntertainment 4Kids]] [[{{Bowdlerise}} dubs this show]]. |
| 1032 | * The review of "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS11E16MyLegInkLemonade Ink Lemonade]]" starts with Mr. Enter walking through the slums as voices ask him about the episode, and he ends up crossing paths with Nosferatu, who jump scares him with it. |
| 1033 | * In his [[Recap/FamilyGuyS12E8ChristmasGuy Christmas Guy]] review of ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', Mr. Enter goes to get the [=DVD=] and gives us this: |
| 1034 | -->'''Mr. Enter:''' Let's hope this Christmas Guy is a good one, uh, cause this is the gift that just keeps on giving. At least, it'd better be, because you don't want to know what I do to [=DVDs=] that I do not like. |
| 1035 | ** At the end, [[BrickJoke he attempts to cook macaroni and cheese (AKA]] ''WesternAnimation/TheEmojiMovie'' [[BrickJoke DVD) on the stove and boils it in a pot of water. Three hours later, it cuts to a plate of potato chips and a half-eaten sandwich]].[[note]]This part was originally a joke video mentioned in the "Others" folder[[/note]] |
| 1036 | -->'''Mr. Enter:''' Wait a minute, that's not mac n cheese at all! I have been duped. |
| 1037 | * In his review of ''Norm of the North 2'', he threatens to shoot the arctic with a heat ray multiple times. Then his finger slipped and a fire animation is posted over a screenshot of the movie. Followed by exclamations of [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants "My Leg!"]] and excerpts of [[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDameDisney "Hellfire"]] and [[Theatre/{{Hamilton}} "Burn"]] being played. |
| 1038 | ** At the end of the review, he states something that makes this movie worse in his eyes than the first one: The movie [[EndingFatigue isn't even over yet]], [[BaitAndSwitch and they're only]] '' halfway through'' at this point. [[{{Troll}} Enter]] than invites his viewers to [[ToBeContinued join him in Part 2]]. |
| 1039 | ** Enter's reaction to the film pointing out ''its own plot hole'' in part 2 and not even doing anything about said plot hole. |
| 1040 | ** Also, when he points out how bad the plot is: |
| 1041 | -->'''Mr. Enter:''' We just got started, and this plot is already on so much thin ice that you'd think [[CallBack I shot it with my heat ray]]. |
| 1042 | * In the ''WesternAnimation/RobotBoy'' review, the show is said to be Cartoon Network's answer to ''WesternAnimation/MyLifeAsATeenageRobot''. Mr. Enter says he got his hopes up, "But then [[VideoGame/HalfLife the G-Man]] came and threw up all over them." The line turns out to be foreshadowing the character ''G''us, which he says is the worst child character he's seen in a cartoon. |
| 1043 | * Quite a lot in the "[[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents Certifiable Super Sitter]]" review: |
| 1044 | ** This dialogue at the beginning: |
| 1045 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' Creator/TSEliot once said that the way the world ends is not with a bang, but a whimper. Not many people actually know this, but he was actually referring to ''[[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents Fairly OddParents]]''. You see when he was around, ''Fairly [=OddParents=]'' was his world. It was his favorite show. He’d marathon it every day, but he was a wise poet so he could see some things that were happening to it. Okay, so that might not be entirely true. But let’s face it, you don’t have to be a literary genius to see that Fairly Odd Parents has been on life support for a very long time. |
| 1046 | ** His response to [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Poof's impression of]] UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump: |
| 1047 | -->'''Mr. Enter:''' You know, I’ll be right back. [[Film/GroundhogDay I need to take a bath. With a toaster]]. |
| 1048 | ** The PSA segment is the icing on the cake. |
| 1049 | * In the ''WesternAnimation/CansWithoutLabels'' review, he says he's starting to miss ''WesternAnimation/JohnnyTest's'' excessive whip-cracks. [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor He is then shown a compilation of over 100 whip-cracks from one episode.]] |
| 1050 | -->'''Subtitles:''' Okay! You asked for it! |
| 1051 | * Mr. Enter's {{sarcas|mMode}}tic epiphany in the ''WebAnimation/ExtraCredits - Political and Hypocritical'' review: |
| 1052 | -->'''Extra Credits:''' Media is created by people. People are products of their culture and times, so intentionally or unintentionally, they are going to express their views through the outlets they have.\ |
| 1053 | '''Mr. Enter:''' Actually, now that I think about it, it makes a ton of sense. You see, I never really understood ''[[Music/Eiffel65 Blue (Da Ba Dee)]]'' before I actually watched this video. But now that I think about it, it's clearly a political statement on the [[CapitalismIsBad evils of capitalism]], and how even those who succeed in its oppressive systems are still so depressed that [[CrapsackWorld they cannot see anything positive in their lives]]. |
| 1054 | * The "[[WesternAnimation/SabrinaTheAnimatedSeries Anywhere But Here]]" review has a live-action scene of Enter preparing instant ramen after an aged-up Sabrina says she doesn't know how to cook. On the side of the screen, there is a cookbook with Gordon Ramsay's name crossed out. |
| 1055 | ** During said sequence, Mr. Enter briefly lampshades that it's hard to cook ramen while holding a camera. |
| 1056 | ** At the end of that scene, he tops it off with this: |
| 1057 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' (''amidst applause'') Please don't applaud me, I learned how to do this when I was ''EIGHT.'' (''applause immediately stops'') "Kids can't cook" my ass. |
| 1058 | * His video on ''WesternAnimation/ThundercatsRoar'' begins with this gem: |
| 1059 | -->'''Mr. Enter:''' Remember that episode of ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'' where [[Recap/EdEddNEddyS1E18LaughEdLaugh everybody in the Cul-de-sac is suffering from disease under quarantine except the Eds, to the point where Eddy went crazy enough to gamble with squirrels]]? [...] Yeah, [[NoodleIncident I'm $10,000 in debt to one of the rodents in my front yard]]. |
| 1060 | * From ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing2019'', some of the interactions between Mr. Enter and his past selves. In particular, when Teen!John tries to instill a lesson from ''The Lion King'' into his adult self, we get this... |
| 1061 | -->'''Mr. Enter:''' OW! [[ARareSentence MY CHILDHOOD JUST HIT ME WITH A STICK!]] |
| 1062 | ** After Mr. Enter turns down the offer to watch the movie with his kid self near the beginning, the latter offers to watch ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} Aladdin]]'', which causes his present self to have a post-traumatic flashback to [[{{Film/Aladdin2019}} the live-action remake with]] Creator/WillSmith. |
| 1063 | *** Earlier on, Mr. Enter discusses [[QuestionableCasting the strange casting choices]] made for most of Disney's live-action remakes, and he helps Kid!John understand the problem by telling him to "imagine [[Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir the Fresh Prince]] as the Genie". However, Kid!John then tries to ask why Creator/WillSmith was cast as the Genie when Creator/JamesEarlJones was able to reprise his role as Mufasa in the live-action remake of his movie, unaware of what happened to Creator/RobinWilliams. Mr. Enter [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject immediately changes the subject]] to criticize Disney for remaking ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} Aladdin]]'' five years after Williams was [[UnusualEuphemism "indisposed"]]. Right after, he starts to compare the whole fiasco to what Nickelodeon did after the death of [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Stephen Hillenburg]]... only to once again change the subject so he doesn't break the heart of his younger self. |
| 1064 | ** When Kid!John tries to ask his present self who UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump is, Mr. Enter angrily tells him to ''never'' ask that. |
| 1065 | ** Kid!John takes a jab at Mr. Enter's CatchPhrase of "Pointing out your problems doesn't make them go away!" after Simba's physical growth is mentioned. |
| 1066 | * From the ''WesternAnimation/QuestForCamelot'' one, we have Mr. Enter arguing, [[SincerityMode with the utmost sincerity]], that ''[[PluckyComicRelief Bladebeak]]'' is the most enjoyable character in the film. It should be noted that he gives ''legitimate reasons'', too (he points out that Bladebeak is both ''consistent'' and ''subtle'', something that none of the other characters are). |
| 1067 | * In "[[Recap/RickAndMortyS3E3PickleRick Pickle Rick]]", they do a [=SpongeBob=] parody that managed to be funnier than [[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS3E10WetPaintersKrustyKrabTrainingVideo the episode itself]]. |
| 1068 | ** Even better, this is less than a minute after a backhanded comment about [[Memes/SpongebobSquarepants all the memes that SpongeBob spawned over the years]]. He even references WebVideo/UncleAl when citing an example of one. |
| 1069 | ** Mr. Enter sums up his hatred of Beth and Jerry (and their marital drama) as "Fuck them to death". Cue the clip of [[Recap/SouthParkS19E2WhereMyCountryGone Mr. Garrison doing that very thing to Canadian Trump]]. |
| 1070 | ** When dismissing the speech that the therapist gives Rick in the episode, Mr. Enter sums up the sheer pretension of this moment in one brilliant line. |
| 1071 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' ''[[ItMakesSenseinContext If brushing your teeth is boring, you're doing it wrong.]]'' |
| 1072 | * In his review of season 5 of ''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack'', he points out how adult versions of kid-friendly franchises tend to end in disaster: |
| 1073 | -->'''Mr. Enter:''' Retooling a kids or family series to be more adult usually results in [[VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog black hedgehogs wielding guns looking for their damned fourth chaos emeralds]]. |
| 1074 | --> '''[[VideoGame/SonicAdventure2 Eggman]]:''' [[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker-]] |
| 1075 | * To cap off his review of ''WesternAnimation/StrangeMagic'', Enter brings up [[CallBack what he does to bad DVDs]]. However, since the DVD doesn't fit into the pot he's using, he decides to eradicate it by asking the audience to join him in chanting "I don't believe in fairies". |
| 1076 | ** When Mr. Enter explains why Whimsicott is his favorite Franchise/{{Pokemon}}, he opens the explanation by calling said favorite Pokemon [[InsultOfEndearment "this stupid piece of cauliflower"]]. |
| 1077 | [[/folder]] |
| 1078 | |
| 1079 | [[folder:Animated Atrocities 7 - 8]] |
| 1080 | * The review of "[[Recap/DonkeyKongCountryS1E5KongForADay Kong for a Day]]" has a decent number of moments. |
| 1081 | ** The ColdOpen where Mr. Enter gets Banana Slamma’ed by Donkey Kong. |
| 1082 | ** Mr. Enter mentions how great ''Donkey Kong Country'' is each time [[QuirkyWork something nonsensical happens]]. |
| 1083 | * ''[[Recap/RickAndMortyS5E4RickdependenceSpray Rickdependence Spray]]'': Just the fact that the title card for the review, and the Patron listing at the end are clearly done in Windows Movie Maker. |
| 1084 | --> "rock and morby Master [[Literature/OliverTwist Bates]] xD" |
| 1085 | ** [[HilariousInHindsight What's even funnier]] is that his intentional misspelling of the name Morty as "Morby" happened well before the ''Film/Morbius2022'' [[Memes/Morbius2022 memes]] came along. |
| 1086 | ** Enter calling the samurai "[[WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack Samurai Jack]][[PunnyName -off]]". |
| 1087 | * His review of ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfZelda1989'' has several, like when he complains about Link being portrayed as a pervert. |
| 1088 | --->'''Mr. Enter''': Like, what would Zelda's father, the fucking King of this country, say if he knew what Link was trying to do?\ |
| 1089 | (GilliganCut to the King advising Link, who was about to swing in through Zelda's window to get a kiss, to bring her flowers.)\ |
| 1090 | '''Mr. Enter''': (furious) WHAT THE FUCK IS ''WRONG'' WITH THIS CARTOON!? [[ARareSentence I'M GLAD YOUR ASS]] [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker GOT TURNED INTO A FUCKING BOAT]]! (calm) And it was at that moment that I just realized I may have members of my audience who have never played a Zelda game, and must be like ''[[ContinuityLockout very confused ]]'' right now. [[SarcasmMode Then again, we've all]] [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask put princesses in glass bottles to save a monkey from being boiled in a poison swamp]]. I've got a cow on my head, it's a memento from when I was walking through a park with a Pikachu mask, when I met a fox that asked me how many tiny cow statues were in town. And he gave me a piece of candy. At least I ''think'' it was a piece of candy, the nice old lady said it was. It does make me question the one I found in the toilet, though. |
| 1091 | ** Whenever Link tries to say his catchphrase, [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames CD-I!Ganon]] keeps attacking. |
| 1092 | ** During his rant about several characters being OffModel, Mr. Enter comes across a part of the manual that says Aquamentus attacks with "mean beams". |
| 1093 | --> "[[FauxHorrific Oh no! Not the mean beams! We're all gonna die! Link, get the fuck out of there, that thing has mean beams]]! |
| 1094 | ** When Link notes that he always wanted a force field ring for Christmas, Mr. Enter ponders who the Hylian analogue to Jesus is, and concludes that it was [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword Groose]]. |
| 1095 | ** Mr. Enter calls the "[[GoodBadTranslation translated]]" version of VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaI's story "right up there with ''VideoGame/RideToHellRetribution'' and ''VideoGame/TwoWorlds''." |
| 1096 | * ''Orcs Must Die!'' starts with Mr. Enter criticizing Extra Credits for missaying "malevolent" as "manevolent". |
| 1097 | ** When Matthew cites ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000'' as an example of certain races being portrayed as AlwaysChaoticEvil, [[HaHaHaNo Enter bursts into laughter]]. |
| 1098 | --->'''Mr. Enter''': "Hey, Matt, the entire point of the ''40K'' series is that there '''is''' no good guys! You know, maybe you should actually experience the media that you're talking about before you talk about it? Uh, [[HypocrisyNod this is a hypocritical satement]], as I have not experienced any ''Warhammer 40K'' media. However, I, a person who has not experienced '''any''' ''Warhammer 40K'' media, knows that the entire point of the series is that there is no good guys! Uh, so where does that leave you?" |
| 1099 | ** Matt shows a picture of a pit bull puppy, which leads to this: |
| 1100 | --->'''Mr. Enter''': "Here's a picture of a lion cub, [[SarcasmMode go hug one]]. [[SincerityMode Don't hug lions]]. [[NatureIsNotNice Don't touch wild animals at all]]." |
| 1101 | ** While Enter describes Determinism as "quite the existential horror", he summarizes it as, "[[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy Have pity, as I cannot control my brain]]!" |
| 1102 | --->'''Mr. Enter''': "This has been ''Philosophy With Mr. Enter''. Join us next time when we look at something more uplifting, [[DeadpanSnarker like Nihilism]]." |
| 1103 | ** ''VideoGame/{{Lisa}}'' is described by Enter as "Fuck Your Morality: The Game (You know, in [[VideoGame/EarthBound1994 Mr. Saturn]] font)." |
| 1104 | ** At one point, Mr. Enter asks Matt if the latter knows what a game is, or even if he knows what ''fiction'' is. |
| 1105 | ** The segment where Matt brings up people who are evil because they made the wrong choice is mostly dark, but it features a bit of levity from Enter. |
| 1106 | --->'''Mr. Enter''': Matt, have you ever seen a cult? Why am I asking this? This video was inspired by [[Platform/TwitterX Twitter]], yes, [[TakeThat you've seen cults]].\ |
| 1107 | (...)\ |
| 1108 | '''Matt''': This way, players won't be incentivized to make snap judgements about our games' orks or aliens or undead based on moral absolutes or body types.\ |
| 1109 | '''Mr. Enter''': [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Wait, the undead]]? Hey [[VideoGame/TheWalkingDeadTelltale Clementine]], stop your screaming! [[SarcasmMode We can't assume that every walker out here is trying to eat you, that one may just be trying to give you a hug, you'll never know]]! |
| 1110 | * With ''Little Ellen'', comparisons are promptly made to ''WesternAnimation/LittleBill''. [[Creator/BillCosby Things get awkward]] almost immediately after he makes the first comparison. |
| 1111 | ** At one point he "accidentally" refers to Creator/EllenDeGeneres as "Ellen Degenerate". |
| 1112 | ** When explaining how celebrity-written children's books are almost always bad, we get this joke about his ''Growing Around'' book: |
| 1113 | --> "I know the obvious joke you're thinking of, but you're wrong: I've made my bad children's book ''before'' I got famous, so there." |
| 1114 | * The ''Series/OutOfJimmysHead'' review: |
| 1115 | ** Enter lists all of the things that the show doesn't have (like passion or effort, among other things), however he does point out that it does have a laugh track. Cue audience laughter, complete with Enter running off screen to attack them. |
| 1116 | ** When getting to Jimmy's dad, Enter gives him the full name of "Fucking Asshole" rather than his in-show name. |
| 1117 | ** Rubber ducks appearing sporadically with each cut to himself in live-action. |
| 1118 | -->"You guys see those ducks, right?" |
| 1119 | * ''Dork Hunters from Outer Space'': |
| 1120 | ** The review starts with Mr. Enter waking up on a pile of garbage bags asking WhatDidIDoLastNight? After [[RobotBuddy Al]] helps Enter remember, the latter requests [[GargleBlaster a very disgusting drink]] for when he finishes the job. |
| 1121 | ** The RunningGag of [[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy Kevin]] saying “Dorks”. |
| 1122 | ** At the end of the review, [[BrickJoke Al brings Enter the foul drink he asked for]], which he ingests. This causes him to black out, GTA-style. |
| 1123 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' I see fairies now, please call 911. (collapses to the floor) |
| 1124 | * The review of "[[Recap/TheLoudHouseS2E3BabyStepsBrawlInTheFamily Brawl in the Family]]" has the RunningGag of Enter (in live-action) bashing his head in with progessively larger books every time something that defies common sense happens. It eventually leads to the Earth exploding. |
| 1125 | * Just about the entire review of [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS7E9HonestApple Honest Apple]]. |
| 1126 | ** It begins with Enter (in live action) announcing this review and stating his opinion, only for [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarepants the Bikini Bottom people]] to get angry, which makes him run away and trip. |
| 1127 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' Oww...! |
| 1128 | ** His reaction to why Rarity chose Applejack to judge her fashion show despite the latter's indifference to fashion: |
| 1129 | --->'''Rarity:''' Besides, a judge must be honest, and you're the most honest pony there is.\ |
| 1130 | '''Mr. Enter:''' ''(live-action, on the floor)'' You want honesty? This was a terrible fucking idea. [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Hey, Lois]], this reminds me of the time I tried to give flight lessons.\ |
| 1131 | ''(cut to a cockpit)''\ |
| 1132 | '''Flight Student:''' ''(appears as Enter's shadowy avatar)'' Are you sure you know what you're doing?\ |
| 1133 | '''Mr. Enter:''' Oh no, I’ve never flown a plane before in my life.\ |
| 1134 | '''Shadow!Enter:''' WHAT?! Then why are you my instructor?!\ |
| 1135 | '''Mr. Enter:''' You know what they say, those who can’t do, teach.\ |
| 1136 | '''Shadow!Enter:''' WE ARE GOING TO DIE!!\ |
| 1137 | '''Mr. Enter:''' Uh...this might be a bad time to tell you, but there are no refunds and the parachutes are extra.\ |
| 1138 | ''(Cut to the plane crashing into a mountain and exploding)'' |
| 1139 | ** Enter goes the extra mile and wears costumes for comedy's sake. The first one is a goth look complete with mascara, and the other is a ditzy over-the-top ValleyGirl [[WholesomeCrossdresser with pastel colors]]. |
| 1140 | ** During the scene where Applejack is arguing with Strawberry Sunrise, Mr. Enter is eating an apple, then we hear this: |
| 1141 | --->'''Applejack:''' You'd better apologize!\ |
| 1142 | '''Strawberry:''' ''(sarcastically)'' I'm sorry that you actually bite into those tasteless, mealy worm-filled things.\ |
| 1143 | '''Mr. Enter:''' "[[IAteWhat Worm-filled]]"?\ |
| 1144 | ''(A gummy worm pops out of the apple and shrieks; Enter puts down the apple)''\ |
| 1145 | '''Mr. Enter:''' Yeah, this is why I stick with my preferred snack choice.\ |
| 1146 | ''(Bites into a raw [[RunningGag potato]])'' |
| 1147 | ** Enter notes that he is turning 30 years old that year, and he was originally going to end the review with him eating the potato, but he realized that raw potatoes taste bad. So he eats a gummy worm instead. |
| 1148 | * ''WesternAnimation/RalphBreaksTheInternet'': |
| 1149 | ** Mr. Enter points out how inaccurate the depiction of the internet throughout the movie is. Most of the time he points out the technical things, but he also throws in "Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog speaking of [[TheInternetIsForPorn the internet]] so casually" and "the Website/{{Twitter}} birds [[TakeThat aren't tearing out each other's entrails]]" as examples. |
| 1150 | ** When Mr. Enter parodies [=DramaAlert=], he artificially extends his delivery of "Let's get right into the news" instead of just saying it the way Keemstar does. |
| 1151 | ** When pointing out how dated the film is due to how much the internet landscape has changed since 2018, when the film was released, he says that in 2018, [[SelfDeprecation he was relevant]]. |
| 1152 | * On top of suffering through the uncanny visuals of ''WesternAnimation/DirtGirlWorld'' thanks to Al, Enter is forced to either review it or watch [[Film/MaxKeeblesBigMove MacGoogles]] sing. |
| 1153 | -->'''Mr. Enter:''' ''(after seeing [=MacGoogles=] for the first time)'' '''''WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!''''' |
| 1154 | ** Culminating in this line at the end: |
| 1155 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' A ''certain robot'' is acting very mischievously around somebody ''[[TooDumbToLive who knows how to use a wrench]].'' |
| 1156 | * ''WesternAnimation/ScoobyDooReturnToZombieIsland'': |
| 1157 | ** When Alan Smithee makes a bogus excuse of "moths" for the guestbook having missing pages, Mr. Enter mishears it as "mods". |
| 1158 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' Damn those Reddit moderators! I will get my revenge on them someday! How dare they... [[FelonyMisdemeanor tear pages out of this book...?]] |
| 1159 | ** Mr. Enter's response to Fred's... ''[[CargoShip strange]]'' attachment to the Mystery Machine. |
| 1160 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' NO FRED! DON'T STICK IT IN THE GAS HOLE! [[NoodleIncident YOU'LL REGRET IT, BELIEVE ME!]] (''over Fred kissing the tires'') Mmm... rubber! |
| 1161 | *** The latter returns when Fred jumps onto a burning boat to rescue the Mystery Machine. |
| 1162 | ** Mr. Enter is justifiably bewildered that Scooby is apparently scared of cats in this film. |
| 1163 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' How do you fuck up the characters from ''Scooby Doo'' this badly?? Never mind the characters from ''Scooby Doo''! SCOOBY IS A ''[[CatDogDichotomy DOG!]]'' |
| 1164 | * [[Recap/TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutronBoyGeniusS2E6HollyJollyJimmy Nickelodeon's WORST Christmas Special?]]: |
| 1165 | ** A photo of an octopus randomly appears when Mr. Enter cringes at the idea of Ms. Fowl singing. |
| 1166 | ** His opinion on the song itself: |
| 1167 | --->So, yeah, this song is utter balls, like [[TakeThat 3D Ballz]], that kind of balls. |
| 1168 | ** Another octopus photo appears when he mentions "faster than light travel". |
| 1169 | ** When the boys arrive at the North Pole and Jimmy assumes that Santa's domain is an army outpost: |
| 1170 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' ''(live-action)'' Hello, United States government, I just figured out how you can win the war: you have to nuke Santa Claus. (beat) Yes, I'm serious. The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron. (beat) Yes, the one on Nickelodeon. Why do you ask? Sure, I'll stand completely still.\ |
| 1171 | ''(Screen goes black, [[BlackComedy a gunshot can be heard]].)'' |
| 1172 | ** During Hugh's subplot about Pule, Mr. Enter says that it works quite well until he accidentally stumbles on a couple having sex (actually beating Hugh up). He then admits that he doesn't know what a couple having sex sounds like. |
| 1173 | * ''WesternAnimation/Wish2023:'' |
| 1174 | ** The return of the [=MacGoogles=] gag when Mr. Enter performs a RageQuit after seeing [[PluckyComicRelief Valentino]] make a [[ToiletHumor fart joke]] during "I'm a Star", the worst Disney song of all time according to him. |
| 1175 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' Why did I make that stupid robot? Okay, fine. I will critique this song like I never critiqued before. |
| 1176 | ** When he gets to the Wish's take on the classic Disney storybook opening, he cuts to, of all things, WesternAnimation/ChickenLittle, which famously [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded]] how [[DeadHorseTrope overdone it had become]]. |
| 1177 | --->'''Caption:''' "Yes, I just referenced Chicken Little [[SincerityMode in earnest]]." |
| 1178 | ** Mr. Enter says defeating [[BigBad Magnifico]] by singing is "one level above defeating him with a [[Franchise/CareBears Care Bear stare]]." |
| 1179 | [[/folder]] |
| 1180 | |
| 1181 | [[folder: Admirable Animation]] |
| 1182 | * All of the "How could this be?!?!" reactions in "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS6E21SandCastlesInTheSandShellShocked Sand Castles in the Sand]]". |
| 1183 | -->'''[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 The Heavy]]''': HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?!??!\ |
| 1184 | '''Series/MrBean''': Magic. ''(snorts twice)'' |
| 1185 | ** His declaration that the lifeguard who tells [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick off is his favorite [=SpongeBob=] character ever. |
| 1186 | ** This little bit: |
| 1187 | --->'''Patrick''': Hello...and goodbye. *fires a cannonball at [=SpongeBob=]'s army*\ |
| 1188 | '''Mr. Enter''': Hey! That line is way too awesome to have any right to be in a modern [=SpongeBob=] episode. |
| 1189 | * In his review of [[Recap/ThePowerpuffGirlss2E10 "The Powerpuff Girls' Best Rainy Day Adventure Ever"]] he says that the strangest part of the episode is when Bubbles and Buttercup are playing what appears to be ''VideoGame/PitFall'' on the Platform/Nintendo64. |
| 1190 | * In the ''Manga/ZatchBell'' review, about Naomi: |
| 1191 | -->'''Mr. Enter:''' To answer your question, I don't know ''what'' the fuck's wrong with her face! It's never explained! |
| 1192 | ** He then goes into detail about anime having a lot of MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext moments by showing the first scene from the first episode of ''[[Anime/KirbyRightBackAtYa Kirby of the Stars]]''. |
| 1193 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' Yes, you ''are'' seeing a giant octopus on land and eating sheep. And no, context ''doesn't'' help, because this is the first scene of the first episode. |
| 1194 | * Mr. Enter avoids talking about a certain [[{{Rule 34}} pornographic]] {{parody}} of ''WesternAnimation/TheModifyers'' throughout "3 Stories of WhatCouldHaveBeen". Cue the captions at the end asking him about it, and then a FlatWhat |
| 1195 | ** In the end card of the video: |
| 1196 | --->"WesternAnimation/HeyArnold" is owned by Nickelodeon\ |
| 1197 | "WesternAnimation/AdventureTime" is owned by Cartoon Network\ |
| 1198 | "WesternAnimation/TheModifyers" is [[BreadEggsMilkSquick doing porn]]. |
| 1199 | * In his review of "[[Recap/GravityfallsS1E12Summerween Summerween]]", he says it's easy to compare episodes of ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'' with episodes of ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' "because they tend to do the same plots. [[ThatCameOutWrong Uh, they tend to do the same]] ''[[ThatCameOutWrong stories.]]''"[[labelnote:Explanation]]"Plot" is a meme associated with MLP:FIM, and refers to pony posteriors.[[/labelnote]] |
| 1200 | * From his "[[Recap/GravityFallsS1E18TheLandBeforeSwine Land Before Swine]]" review. |
| 1201 | -->'''Stan''': It's not my fault your pig's potentially delicious.\ |
| 1202 | '''Mr. Enter''': That sounds like a slogan for an off-brand cereal. "Unlucky Charms! They're potentially delicious!" |
| 1203 | ** He also concludes that Old Man [=McGucket=]'s fate should be used as an example of what to do with TheLoad: |
| 1204 | ---> If a character only causes a problem, feels no remorse about it, and contributes nothing to the solution, [[SpaceWhaleAesop he should invariably get eaten by a dinosaur]]. |
| 1205 | * From his "[[Recap/StevenUniverseS1E14LarsAndTheCoolKids Lars and the Cool Kids]]" Review: |
| 1206 | -->'''Sour Cream:''' Hey man, there's ''nothing'' lame about seat-belt safety.\ |
| 1207 | '''Mr. Enter:''' [[SuddenlyShouting WAS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR,]] "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS5E4SpyBuddiesBoatSmartsGoodOlWhatshisname BOAT SMARTS?!]]" Sorry, some unresolved anger there. |
| 1208 | ** Later in the same review, when the Cool Kids are getting engulfed by the lake moss. |
| 1209 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' Now available at your local retailer: Chia Monster! Get them wet, watch them grow like crazy, and then they eat you! |
| 1210 | * His ''Top 25 Best Opening Themes'' video features a few funny moments, such as him calling WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck's CatchPhrase: "Let's get dangerous!" the world's worst pick-up line, attempting to translate the Italian MLP: FIM intro, and recalling the time he broke out singing an excerpt of the ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'' theme song on a school bus. |
| 1211 | * This excerpt from his ''WesternAnimation/GodTheDevilAndBob'' review: |
| 1212 | -->'''Mr. Enter:''' Afterwards, Bob [[PalsWithJesus is talking with God]], uh, [[LiteralMetaphor literally]]. |
| 1213 | * From ''WesternAnimation/ItsASpongebobChristmas'' |
| 1214 | -->'''Mr. Enter:''' [=SpongeBob=] eventually finds out that everyone is acting like a horrible jerk. Except Patrick. [[TakeThatScrappy He's acting normal]]. |
| 1215 | * Beginning of Number 8 of Top 10 Best ''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack'' episodes |
| 1216 | --> Episode begins with Jack going through [[ThatOneLevel that annoying]] ''[[VideoGame/CrashBandicoot1996 Crash Bandicoot]]'' [[ThatOneLevel level]] [[note]] Road to Nowhere and The High Road, perhaps? [[/note]] |
| 1217 | ** Becomes HilariousInHindsight since [[VideoGame/CrashBandicootNSaneTrilogy the N. Sane Trilogy]] made those levels arguably ''harder.'' |
| 1218 | * The disclaimer at the end of his review of "[[WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball The Shell]]": |
| 1219 | -->You know what. I do own Gumball. I own lots of Gumballs. They cost 25 cents from the machine at Walmart. I've got red ones, and blue ones, and green ones, and ones that lost their flavor. I like to use them to trip over people chasing me down. Now I could say that this is for review purposes, but that would be silly. |
| 1220 | * His Admirable Animation review of ''WesternAnimation/{{Foodfight}}''... the ''WesternAnimation/FairlyOddParents'' [[JustForFun/IThoughtItMeant episode]]. |
| 1221 | * In his "[[Recap/DanVsS1E6DanVsCanada Dan vs. Canada]]" review, he repeatedly remarks on how weird ''WesternAnimation/DanVs'' is and also mentions a couple of times that it aired on the same channel as ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''. |
| 1222 | ** His metaphor about why he doesn't really care for Elise. The show is chocolate cheesecake; Elise is gravy; the recipe for the former doesn't call for the latter! |
| 1223 | * From "[[Recap/CourageTheCowardlyDogS4E52RemembranceOfCouragePastPerfect Perfect]]": |
| 1224 | -->'''Teacher:''' Can you speak correctly?\ |
| 1225 | '''Mr. Enter:''' [[CharacterizationMarchesOn Not since Season 1]]. |
| 1226 | * From "[[Recap/WeBareBearsS1E7Burrito Burrito]]": |
| 1227 | -->'''Mr. Enter:''' Yes, this show, ''WesternAnimation/WeBareBears'', took a guy falling in love with a piece of food and made it [[TearJerker heart]][[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments felt]]. How the ''hell'' do you do that? |
| 1228 | ** Also... |
| 1229 | --->'''Panda:''' I think it's worse than we thought...I found this website about people who get too attached to their food.\ |
| 1230 | '''Mr. Enter:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Well, they do say that]] [[RuleThirtyFour there is porn out there for everyone]].\ |
| 1231 | '''Panda:''' Look at all of these!\ |
| 1232 | '''[[OhCrap Mr. Enter:]]''' ''[[RapidFireNo NO NO NO NO NO!]]'' |
| 1233 | * His ''WesternAnimation/MeetTheRobinsons'' review is filled with jokes made by him pointing out how HilariousInHindsight some points of the movie are. Specifically; |
| 1234 | ** Mr. Enter pointing out that the Bowler Hat Guy is a [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic brony]] because of his binder. |
| 1235 | ** This exchange when The Bowler Hat Guy convinces Goob to let his hate sink in: |
| 1236 | --->'''Bowler Hat Guy:''' Heed my words, Goob! [[HilariousInHindsight Don't let it go!]]\ |
| 1237 | '''Mr. Enter:''' Apparently someone wasn't a fan of ''WesternAnimation/{{Frozen|2013}}''. |
| 1238 | ** This exchange: |
| 1239 | --->'''Bowler Hat Guy:''' Oh! I know! I'll turn him into a duck! Yes, yes, it's so evil!\ |
| 1240 | '''Mr. Enter (over clips from ''WesternAnimation/{{Breadwinners}}''):''' You don't know the half of it, buddy! |
| 1241 | ** Also, this scene: |
| 1242 | --->'''Lewis:''' Goob, I had no idea!\ |
| 1243 | '''Bowler Hat Guy:''' Shut up! And don't call me 'Goob'! How many evil villains do you know who can pull off a name like 'Goob'?\ |
| 1244 | (''JeopardyThinkingMusic plays as pictures of [[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDameDisney Frollo]], [[WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack Aku]], [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Mr. Burns]], [[VideoGame/SilentHill2 Pyramid Head]], [[Franchise/TolkiensLegendarium Sauron]], and [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Patrick]] [[AlternateCharacterInterpretation St]][[TakeThatScrappy ar]] are shown.'')\ |
| 1245 | '''Mr. Enter:''' "Quite a few, actually." |
| 1246 | * From his review of "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS6E9HomerBadman Homer Badman]]": |
| 1247 | ** This exchange: |
| 1248 | --->'''Marge:''' Homer, that's your solution to everything; to move under the sea. It's not gonna happen!\ |
| 1249 | '''Mr. Enter:''' [[HilariousInHindsight Joke's on you]], he eventually got there in [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS16E15FutureDrama one of the future episodes.]] |
| 1250 | ** The ending disclaimer: |
| 1251 | --->''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' is owned by Fox, and I swear to God, they're not gonna let you forget it. |
| 1252 | * From ''WesternAnimation/BountyHamster'': |
| 1253 | ** His outro goes relatively normal, until: |
| 1254 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' I am going insane. I wrote like, 20,000 words of a novel in the past two weeks because I'm fucking insane. Goodbye everybody! |
| 1255 | * From his review of "[[Recap/PhineasAndFerbDudeWereGettingTheBandBackTogether Dude, We're Getting the Band Back Together]]": |
| 1256 | ** When describing how the "Bow Chicka Bow Wow" song inspired Disney network executives told the creators of ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'' to put a song in every following episode, he mentions that doing something like that is always a risky venture, comparing it to earlier shows that did this. One such example is from ''WesternAnimation/DonkeyKongCountry'', which he satirizes by adding his own mondegreened lyrics to "Pirate's Scorn": |
| 1257 | --->''When I was a young lad, my father said to me...''\ |
| 1258 | ''UsefulNotes/{{Ireland}} and ear alerts and pirate history'' |
| 1259 | ** He also references a song from ''WesternAnimation/ClassOf3000'' which is just the twins playing the piano and saying things like "yeah" and "come on". He admits to liking the show but ''hating'' the song, even telling the singers to shut up. |
| 1260 | * From ''WesternAnimation/KaBlam'', he discusses a ''Life With Loopy'' episode where she builds a robot friend... Who proceeds to plan a robot uprising with kitchen appliances. Cue [[{{WesternAnimation/TheBraveLittleToaster}} "It's a B-Movie"]]. |
| 1261 | * In #53, which was about "[[Recap/TheAmazingWorldOfGumballS5E5TheChoices The Choices]]", when Mr. Enter talks about Nicole's vision of everything going "right" for her, we get this: |
| 1262 | -->'''Mr. Enter:''' She wins the karate tournament, follows her mother's plan, and [[BadFuture becomes a dictator that brings on the apocalypse]], [[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing and gets overthrown rather quickly.]]\ |
| 1263 | (picture of [[Series/MalcolmInTheMiddle Lois]] shows up)\ |
| 1264 | '''Mr. Enter:''' Hope you like that glimpse of your future, Lois, because that's probably what you're going to get. [[TakeThatScrappy And you deserve every single second of it.]] [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Actually, that would be a pretty funny continuation of]] ''[[Series/MalcolmInTheMiddle Malcolm in the Middle.]]'' |
| 1265 | * In #58, he's reviewing ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitansGoToTheMovies'', of all things. He states that it was better than anyone could've expected it to be, but the funny part comes in when he says that this movie did its climax did ThePowerOfRock ''better'' than ''WesternAnimation/TheSpongeBobSquarePantsMovie''. Cue Mr. Krabs going: [[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS2E15TheSecretBoxBandGeeks "What did you say, punk?!"]]. |
| 1266 | [[/folder]] |
| 1267 | |
| 1268 | [[folder: 1001 Video Games]] |
| 1269 | * Enter makes no secret about how much he hates ''VideoGame/Facade2005'' throughout his playthrough of it. After getting the best ending available, his next attempt involves him pretending to try and have a real conversation with Grace and Trip, all while being the DeadpanSnarker he is known to be. For example: |
| 1270 | -->'''Grace''': Yeah, I'm hoping you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new decorating, ha ha. |
| 1271 | -->'''Mr. Enter''': Uhh... you used too many jpgs. |
| 1272 | ** And then later, he demonstrates their inability to respond appropriately to anything the player says by [[RefugeInAudacity pretending to be dying]]. As he predicts, he can cry for a doctor all he wants, but [[WithFriendsLikeThese his supposed friends]] [[SkewedPriorities will instead somehow take his cries for help]] [[ItsAllAboutMe as catalysts to focus on their marriage]]. |
| 1273 | * ''VideoGame/DigDug and VideoGame/MrDo'': |
| 1274 | ** Mr. Enter points out how graphic inflating Dig Dug's enemies would actually be. |
| 1275 | ** The child-like cadence in his reaction to the last Fygar escaping: |
| 1276 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' No~! Why... do you escape? |
| 1277 | ** The ''Mr. Do!'' half of the video has a handful of moments. His reaction to the "[[Series/SesameStreet Cookie Monster]]s" [[ItMakesSenseInContext after grabbing]] [[InvincibilityPowerUp a cake slice]] is a good example. |
| 1278 | * He sounds [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D4FXMARTLw incredibly bonkers]] upon playing ''VideoGame/{{Snake}}'' because he dislikes how simplistic it is. And he even claims that he lost his sanity. |
| 1279 | -->"Look at it go! Just look at it go...!" |
| 1280 | -->"Just beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. (sigh) It's the Snakey-snake! It's the Snakes! I don't even really like snakes, so yeah, it's just the Snakey-snake." |
| 1281 | -->"Snaking around the bend." |
| 1282 | -->"Snake all day, every day. It's my favorite type of tree." |
| 1283 | * From "''Episode 62 - VideoGame/AgeOfEmpiresII (Part 1)''": |
| 1284 | ** Mr. Enter doing the Foraging part of the Tutorial Campaign twice by accident. |
| 1285 | ** This... |
| 1286 | --->'''Tutorial Narrator''': You are close to an English base. Better not knock down this wall until you have an army of at least 12 soldiers.\ |
| 1287 | '''Mr. Enter''': I do what I fucking want! I'll take it now! [Moves his Scout Calvary closer to the enemy Palisade Wall.] Don't tempt me! I will do it! I will beat this whole this [[WithMyHandsTied with ''just'' my Scout Calvary]] alone! [[note]] Scout Calvary is only strong if you're playing as the Huns or Mongols; Mr. Enter was playing as the ''Celts'' during the entire Tutorial Campaign.[[/note]] |
| 1288 | ** Mr. Enter saying, "Somebody is playing ''VideoGame/DarkSouls'', yay" rather sarcastically. |
| 1289 | ** Mr. Enter refusing to build a Fishing Ship during the Battle of Stirling in the Tutorial Campaign while trying to find ways of getting more food. He does admit Fishing Ships are good for getting food in the Dark Ages because they don't cost food. |
| 1290 | --->'''Tutorial Narrator''': Now click the Dock and build a Fishing Ship.\ |
| 1291 | '''Mr. Enter''': No... Fuck you... |
| 1292 | *** Later, Mr. Enter says, "Fuck it, ''shore''. Get it? ''Shore''." and builds ''two'' Fishing Ships to gather more food. He chuckles a little at his pun. |
| 1293 | ** Later, when talking about the food decay of animals, his villagers finish the sheep Mr. Enter assigned for them to gather from. They kill the two remaining sheep and split up into groups. |
| 1294 | --->'''Mr. Enter''': Then they do ''that''... |
| 1295 | ** Waiting, everyone's favorite part of a Real-Time-Strategy game. |
| 1296 | ** When the narrator tells him that he will need at least 12 soldiers to raid the enemy in the Battle of Stirling campaign, Mr. Enter questions him on how he would know that. |
| 1297 | ** Later when Mr. Enter has 7 Men-at-Arms with the Forging and armor upgrades... |
| 1298 | --->'''Mr. Enter''': Seven? That's close enough to twelve for me. Go. [Sends his small army to the enemy base.] Make it eight, even though Scout Calvary is shit at fighting. Have fun. |
| 1299 | *** When he has two soldiers left, he makes a ton of Men-at-Arms. |
| 1300 | ** Mr. Enter recalling a time when a host forgot to change the victory conditions in a Death Match. This resulted in Mr. Enter building a Wonder as soon as the game loaded up. |
| 1301 | ** Mr. Enter shares some of the achievements that got removed because they were "''too extreme''." |
| 1302 | *** "You have created 1000 castles. Castle. 650 stone. There's usually less than 10,000 stone on any given map." |
| 1303 | *** "Play any civilization 1000 times and you need to beat every civilization 1000 times as well." |
| 1304 | *** Apparently, there were achievements that went up to ''10,000''. Mr. Enter chuckles as he says "Maybe that was ''a little'' too much." |
| 1305 | ** In the Fredrick Barbarossa campaign, Mr. Enter mocks Swabia from time to time. |
| 1306 | *** Most notably when he catches Swabia, having previously destroyed Swabia's Town Center, building a ''Siege Workshop''. He notes that you want to build a Town Center as soon as possible, not a Siege Workshop. He later builds a Town Center where the Siege Workshop was built. |
| 1307 | -->'''Mr. Enter''': Oh my God... You actually ''built'' the Siege Workshop... Why would you do ''that''?! |
| 1308 | [[/folder]] |
| 1309 | |
| 1310 | [[folder: Others]] |
| 1311 | * From his update video: |
| 1312 | -->'''Mr. Enter''': .....Well, sometimes I get ''really interesting'' questions, like someone repeatedly asking me to say ''("N[=***=][=**=]" pops up on screen)'' in my videos! |
| 1313 | * From his playthrough of VideoGame/EpicTheHumorousRPG, there's his reaction to the attack noise of the slime creatures: |
| 1314 | -->'''Mr. Enter:''' Did that thing just fart on me?\ |
| 1315 | ''(the slime creature attacks his character, with a farting noise)''\ |
| 1316 | '''Mr. Enter:''' It did! It farted on me! |
| 1317 | ** Then [[OldShame there's something he isn't so]] [[NPCRoadblock proud of]]... [[note]] He does laugh about it though...[[/note]] |
| 1318 | --->'''Gallas''': What are you doing here?\ |
| 1319 | '''Old Man''': Masturbating...\ |
| 1320 | [Mr. Enter snickers.]\ |
| 1321 | '''Gallas''': Um... Okay then... Can you do that somewhere else?\ |
| 1322 | [Mr. Enter continues to try not to burst out laughing.]\ |
| 1323 | '''Old Man''': No.\ |
| 1324 | '''Gallas''': Well, will you be done soon?\ |
| 1325 | '''Old Man''': No. Now go away! I'm winning.\ |
| 1326 | '''Mr. Enter''': Uhhhhh... Le-let's just... Uhh... Leave him be... Uhh... For once I can't yell at the writer for doing something stupid... Well, I could, but... Ehhh... |
| 1327 | * When discussing "[[Recap/RenandStimpy2x10StimpysFanClub Stimpy's Fan Club]]" in his "Top 25 Most Disturbing Episodes of Kids' Cartoons" video: |
| 1328 | -->'''Ren''': (to Stimpy; near tears) Everybody loves you! People ''always'' love the stupid one! But nobody ever loves the jerk!\ |
| 1329 | (cut to a clip from "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS5E13PictureDayPatNoPayBlackjack Pat No Pay"]])\ |
| 1330 | '''Mr. Enter''': [[FreakOut PARADOX! PARADOX! PARADOX!]] |
| 1331 | ** Later on, when confirming that "[[Recap/CourageTheCowardlyDogS1E7KingRamsesCurseTheClutchingFoot King Ramses' Curse]]" is ''not'' on the list: |
| 1332 | --->'''King Ramses''': ''Return the slab... Or suffer my curse...''\ |
| 1333 | '''Mr. Enter''': Sorry dude, you lose again. I'm not going with you.\ |
| 1334 | '''King Ramses''': ''Awwww, come on...'' |
| 1335 | * His response to a Tumblr user asking him for his opinion on ''WesternAnimation/TheSpongeBobMovieSpongeOutOfWater''... which '''wasn't even out yet''': |
| 1336 | -->"I’d love to give you guys my opinion, but unfortunately time machines are out of my price range right now" |
| 1337 | ** He also gave an epic burn to another user on Tumblr: |
| 1338 | --->'''Anonymous''': If you don't like Spongebob, then don't watch it\ |
| 1339 | '''Mr. Enter''': ''If you don't like my video of me complaining about Spongebob, then don't watch it'' |
| 1340 | ** And this response to a Tumblr user telling him to [[ExactWords commit sudoku]]: |
| 1341 | --->'''Anonymous''': Your voice is annoying and your editing is garbage. Commit sudoku.\ |
| 1342 | '''Mr. Enter''': ''(image of sudoku puzzle) It didn’t help. My voice is still annoying and my editing is still crap.'' |
| 1343 | * In this Platform/DeviantArt [[https://web.archive.org/web/20190704141402/https://www.deviantart.com/mrenter/journal/My-Top-20-Least-Favorite-Pokemon-500566256 journal entry]], Mr. Enter lists his 20 least favorite Franchise/{{Pokemon}}. Here's his entry for his #13 pick, Amoongus: |
| 1344 | -->[[JustForFun/TheUglyBarnacle Once upon a time there was an ugly mushroom. It was so ugly that everyone died.]] |
| 1345 | ** From the same article, his reason for entry # 2, the Patrat line: |
| 1346 | --->[[GlowingEyesOfDoom The eyes...]] [[RedEyesTakeWarning the fucking eyes...]] |
| 1347 | * At the very end of "Top 11 Reviews I Will Never Do": |
| 1348 | -->'''Announcer''': ''WesternAnimation/TheProblemSolverz'': new series premieres starting Mondays in April.\ |
| 1349 | '''Mr. Enter''': '''''HOLY FUCK!!!''''' |
| 1350 | ** His reason for not reviewing ''WesternAnimation/UncleGrandpa'': it confuses him into not having a reaction. |
| 1351 | * This running gag in his ''VideoGame/SissysMagicalPonycornAdventure'' playthrough: |
| 1352 | -->'''Sissy:''' It's a coconut!\ |
| 1353 | '''Mr. Enter:''' I ''know'' it's a coconut! |
| 1354 | * After the [[ScrewedByTheLawyers Viacom fiasco]], the places in the end cards where he'd usually put disclaimers about Fair Use instead snark about how that doesn't even make a difference. |
| 1355 | -->''(At the end of "[[Recap/FamilyGuyS12E16HerpeTheLoveSore Herpe, the Love Sore]]")'' This video was made for review purposes and falls under Fair Use. It is not meant to be a substitute for the animation in question in any way, but no one gives a crab. I could say that I own the moon and this disclaimer would have just as much merit.\ |
| 1356 | ''(At the end of "[[Recap/RickAndMortyS1E2LawnmowerDog Lawnmower Dog]]")'' This video was made for review purposes. If this statement is relevant to you, I know for certain that you don't give a shit.\ |
| 1357 | ''(At the end of "[[Recap/TheAmazingWorldOfGumballS3E20TheShell The Shell]])"'' You know what I do own Gumball. I own lots of Gumballs. They cost 25 cents from the machine at UsefulNotes/{{Walmart}}. I've got red ones, and blue ones, and green ones, and ones that lost their flavor. I like to use them to trip over people chasing me down. Now I could say that this is for review purposes, but that would be silly.\ |
| 1358 | ''(At the end of his re-review of "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS6E5TheSplinterSlideWhistleStooges The Splinter]])" Spongebob is owned by Viacom, and as we all know Viacom is owned by the great peanut butter sandwich in the sky. If you defy this peanut butter sandwich it will eclipse the sun and rain down its anger. The streets will be filled with a sweet sticky mess and there will be much turmoil as people run for their lives. Maybe. It's just a theory.\ |
| 1359 | ''(At the end of his "Food Fight" review)'' ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'' is owned by the orange Pegasus outside the bowling alley selling cups, plates, and other cooking utensils. That's what he told me anyway, and I've never met an orange Pegasus that's lied to me, so there's no reason for me not to believe him.\ |
| 1360 | ''(At the end of his re-review of "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS7E11OneCoarseMealGaryInLove One Coarse Meal]])"'' Viacom. Bleh.\ |
| 1361 | ''(At the end of his review of "[[WesternAnimation/RocketMonkeys There's No Business Like Monkey Business]]")'': ''Rocket Monkeys'' is owned by several parts of a dead sea anemone.\ |
| 1362 | (''At the end of his review of WesternAnimation/KingStarKing'') ''King Star King'' is owned by mutant aliens that want to take over Earth. If someone who isn't Turner Broadcasting/Creator/CartoonNetwork tries to copyright claim this video I am going to immediately assume that it's an admission that they are, in fact, mutant aliens that want to take over Earth.\ |
| 1363 | (''At the end of his review of "[[Recap/ThePowerpuffGirls2016S01Ep04Painbow Painbow]]"'') ''[[WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls2016 The Powerpuff Girls]]'' is owned by whatever Cartoon Network thinks will make it the most money. Not on ad revenue, or the show's merits itself, but whatever toys it can sell. |
| 1364 | * [[https://web.archive.org/web/20170720001936/http://mrenter.deviantart.com/journal/First-Impressions-The-Cutie-Map-524806684 First Impressions - The Cutie Map]] |
| 1365 | -->Communism. |
| 1366 | * In his Top 10 Worst Cartoons of the 2000s, after saying ''WesternAnimation/ShaggyAndScoobyDooGetAClue'' has the worst theme song he's ever heard: |
| 1367 | -->'''Singer''': I'm gonna sing this song. All! Day! Long!\ |
| 1368 | '''Mr. Enter''': If you do, I will shoot you. In the face. |
| 1369 | ** Enter dubbing ''WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether'' audio over ''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Friendship Is Magic]]'' and ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls''. |
| 1370 | ** Enter making a TotallyRadical speech as a TakeThat to ''WesternAnimation/DaBoomCrew''. |
| 1371 | --->'''Mr. Enter''': Yo, you better get outta my house before I Creator/JackieChan [[PersonAsVerb your ass]] and make you Creator/AdamSandler this place! And you think that's better, I'll Creator/SeanConnery your house and Creator/CharlieSheen it up! Does that sound incomprehensible? That's because it fucking is. |
| 1372 | ** There's also the ending disclaimer: |
| 1373 | ---> The 2000's is owned by Creator/MorganFreeman |
| 1374 | * In his [=DeviantArt=] [[https://web.archive.org/web/20150907033716/http://mrenter.deviantart.com/journal/I-don-t-even-this-is-bad-533757216 journal entry about the Judge Rotenberg Center]], he recalls that he found out about it after someone posted a comment on his Autism Speaks video telling him not to research it. |
| 1375 | -->"Hey, when I said don't watch ''WesternAnimation/WhereTheDeadGoToDie'', you guys didn't listen, so we're even now." |
| 1376 | * [[https://web.archive.org/web/20150918183821/http://mrenter.deviantart.com/journal/10-Things-I-d-Review-if-I-did-Live-Action-537575271 10 Things I'd Review if I did Live-Action]]. Number 1 is "I needed more than 10 numbers for this list." |
| 1377 | ** He also put ''Film/{{Unfriended}}'' at Number 3. The reason? "Dis stupid. Dis movie stupid." |
| 1378 | * [[https://web.archive.org/web/20150929042347/http://mrenter.deviantart.com/journal/The-English-Language-is-Weird-560937352 The English Language is Weird]] is a hilarious commentary on how screwed up the English language is. With a bit of rewording, it can almost be a stand-up routine. |
| 1379 | ** "But if you're wondering why everyone on the internet has shitty grammar... it's because [[TakeThat grammar is shit.]]" |
| 1380 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFhKGKBPHlA Horse]], a random Vlog Mr. Enter did out of boredom that's a recreation of an attempt to steal a horse in ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIVOblivion''. Seconds after he dismounts, the horse rears up and starts chasing him. [[SuperPersistentPredator The whole 7-minute video is just him trying to flee.]] |
| 1381 | -->'''Mr. Enter:''' ''(Upon seeing the stolen horse rear up)'' [[OhCrap I have MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE!]] |
| 1382 | * In a similar vein, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHg_ZJegvZ0 his follow-up entitled Flight]]. |
| 1383 | %%ZCE; please explain why it's funny * [[https://web.archive.org/web/20160331222653/http://mrenter.deviantart.com/art/Short-Film-Viacom-Sues-Life-599222718 Viacom Sues Life]] |
| 1384 | * At the end of his video about Privacy and Exposure: |
| 1385 | -->'''Mr. Enter:''' Also, h3h3 is being sued for copyright infringement, in a case that could have ripple effects all over Platform/YouTube, and it's really, really going to court, world sucks, ok, bye! |
| 1386 | * From "Further Thoughts on ''WesternAnimation/TheGoodeFamily''" |
| 1387 | -->"Trigger Warning: [[CaptainObvious This video contains a trigger warning.]] |
| 1388 | * His now-deleted Notebook on an episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheNutshack'': |
| 1389 | -->'''Show:''' It's the Nutshack.\ |
| 1390 | '''Episode #:''' It's the Nutshack.\ |
| 1391 | '''Year:''' It's the Nut Hack. |
| 1392 | ** He also made a (now-deleted) follow-up post about the exact time he uploaded the episode (It was at [[FourTwentyBlazeIt 4:20]] a.m.). |
| 1393 | * His now-deleted Notebook on the ''WesternAnimation/RapsittieStreetKidsBelieveInSanta'': |
| 1394 | -->'''Chief Complaints:''' dshdshds dbdds csddhsddehd dfjdshfsehfsehdfhsdfg dfdsfesfewfsddfaser fggdrfsefwrfsfsdgrgsd drfdsfhdsfg Christmas!\ |
| 1395 | '''Other Notes:''' dxfgfgsdhfadsdsxckc sdafdsgsdfgsrdgd gadfcadsfbhsdafsd asdsadsasada dtcdscbszdcxbsahdsa xzsdsdhsad frgsdfgsdgs adcxfesfdads xzxcbsajj sdawaada fddffsasdafcvc sferfeacxsa Christmas |
| 1396 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw8UfFcQpTc His consideration to review the horrible adaptation of Alice in Wonderland]], in which he (accidentally?) drops the DVD 20 seconds in as [[OhCrap his hands tremble intensely]]. |
| 1397 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si6NxiRX7Lo Calls]]. |
| 1398 | * Though [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov8HHPuW6GUWe Need To Talk]] is rather depressing, it does have this one amusing line: |
| 1399 | -->'''Mr. Enter''': And maybe that makes you laugh, maybe that makes you smile, maybe you're an asshole. I don't know you. |
| 1400 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9lLH4NEHjM Mac and Cheese]], a lovely prelude to the review of ''WesternAnimation/TheEmojiMovie''. |
| 1401 | ** The way he says "Mac and Cheese" is pretty hilarious in itself. |
| 1402 | ** After cooking ''The Emoji Movie'', he winds up with [[AchievementsInIgnorance a sandwich and chips]]. |
| 1403 | --->'''Mr. Enter:''' Wait a minute, that's not Mac and Cheese at all! I have been duped. |
| 1404 | ** If you listen closely, you can hear him {{Corpsing}} at the line "I've been duped". |
| 1405 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoUoLEoOlxU The video where he talks about his cyberstalker]] is for the most part just creepy and disgusting. However, he says this after she accuses him of faking his asexuality: |
| 1406 | -->'''Mr. Enter:''' Maybe you're right, maybe I'm not asexual after all, I think you convinced me. My sexuality is ''anyone'' but '''you'''! |
| 1407 | * In his Nick-O-Rama video on ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'', Mr. Enter admits that he initially thought the name Dr. Lipschitz was deliberate, and it was supposed to sound adult because his advice is never helpful or constructive. |
| 1408 | -->'''Mr. Enter:"''' Dr. Lipschitz has a lot of, "lip shits" let's just say. |
| 1409 | * In his Nick-O-Rama review of ''WesternAnimation/RobotAndMonster'', he shows how much he despises [[TheDitz Monster]]: |
| 1410 | -->'''Mr. Enter:''' I really hate this stupid pile of puke. He makes [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Patrick Star]] look like a Nobel prize winning scientist. And that's in Patrick's bad appearances. |
| 1411 | * In his Nick-O-Rama video on ''WesternAnimation/RiseOfTheTeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'', he complains that their version of April O'Neil [[YouDontLookLikeYou looks absolutely nothing like her predecessors]], thinking that the only requirement to be April O'Neil is wearing yellow. |
| 1412 | -->'''Mr. Enter:''' ''(shows a picture of [[WesternAnimation/CuriousGeorge the Man with a yellow hat]])'' "Hey look everyone, it's April O'Neil!" |
| 1413 | * In his Top 10 Worst Cartoons of the 2010s video, he compares Quagmire's speech about DomesticAbuse in "[[Recap/FamilyGuyS10E3ScreamsOfSilenceTheStoryOfBrendaQ Screams of Silence]]" to Ted Bundy giving you a lecture on table manners. |
| 1414 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRBxNghurRg Cooking with Carl]]. It starts with an unexpected PlotTwist and plunges into BlackComedy. |
| 1415 | ** Now we have [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osbDcgAntmQ a sequel]]. |
| 1416 | * Pretty much all of the Top 10 Worst Episodes Of ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarepants'' video. |
| 1417 | * While the video itself is pretty serious, Mr. Enter's DescriptionCut towards Rebecca in "Regarding Star Giant Productions" is pretty funny: |
| 1418 | -->'''Star Giant Productions:''' I was John's best editor. The only other editor that was as good as me was Crimson Mayhem. |
| 1419 | -->'''Mr. Enter:''' [[BrutalHonesty Rebecca was my worst editor]]. There are other reasons why I fired her, but I think we should start with a universally accepted reason why an editor should be fired: that they are bad at editing. |
| 1420 | * In the Top 10 Worst Mr. Enter Videos... video, he states his embarrassment (again) at the part of his ''WesternAnimation/TurningRed'' review where he complained that the film (which takes place in Canada) doesn't have references to [[UsefulNotes/TheWarOnTerror 9/11]]. |
| 1421 | -->'''Mr. Enter:''' Can I end the segment here? No, I--I actually gotta... elaborate? Okay. |
| 1422 | * During the Honorable Mentions section for his remastered [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVjTlEZwiGU Top 20 Best Cartoon Theme Songs]] list, he puts a NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer when listing ''Series/MrMeaty'' as one of them. |
| 1423 | * In "Walmart Killed the Grinch", he mentions how the Grinch was featured in a Capital One Bank commercial. |
| 1424 | -->'''Mr. Enter:''' And the animation was, uh... the best that you can find on the Platform/PhilipsCDi...\ |
| 1425 | '''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames King Harkinian]]:''' My boy!\ |
| 1426 | '''Mr. Enter:''' This is gonna be in my nightmares tonight! |
| 1427 | * While Mr. Enter's video about Star Giant's many crimes and controversies is clearly not meant to be funny, there's something humorous in a messed up way about the fact that Star Giant's plan to elope with her much younger girlfriend was derailed by none other than ''Mr. Enter's cyberstalker''. John himself even acknowledges the irony. |
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