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1	* From Chapter 1: "[[RunningGag We got hit]] [[BlatantLies by garbage trucks]]"
2	* ''Where do we start?'' Perhaps with this scene from Chapter 2:
3	-->A soft knock on the door interrupted the content atmosphere they had suddenly found themselves in.
4	-->"Um," Madoka's subdued voice hesitantly spoke. "If you two aren't doing anything naughty, the food is ready."
5	-->While Sayaka's jaw dropped at the insinuation, Kyoko heard the words 'food' and immediately stood up in the tub.
6	-->"FOOD!" she exclaimed, jumping from the tub. "Whoa, head rush!" She slipped and slid on the tile floor briefly as she tried to reach the door, dripping water everywhere.
7	-->"Hey, you're getting water all over the floor!" Sayaka shouted, grabbing a towel for herself and wrapping it around her waist.
8	-->Meanwhile, Kyoko reached the door! And opened it! And charged for the kitchen in all her naked glory! "FOOOOD!"
9	-->"AH! Kyoko-chan, you're naked!" Madoka observed, sounding a bit traumatized.
10	-->"So? I'm starving! What's this?"
11	-->"Kyoko-chan, be careful! The stove is still hot!"
12	-->"YOOOW!"
13	-->"Oh my God, Kyoko-chan is on fire! What should I do?"
14	-->Sayaka sighed very deeply through her nose, trying to calm her raging stress. "This is okay." she said to herself. "I'm okay with this. I brought it on myself, after all."
15	-->"Oh no! I tried to put Kyoko-chan out with the table cloth, but now the table cloth is on fire!"
16	-->"DON'T JUST SCREAM ABOUT IT, HELP ME DAMN IT!"
17	-->"D-don't yell at me, I-I can't handle pressure!"
18	-->"STOP BEING USELESS!"
19	-->"BAAAAAAWWW~"
20	-->"I'M STILL ON FIRE!"
21	-->Sayaka listened to all this with a reluctant look on her face. "The apartment is going to burn down, isn't it?"
22	* And then in the next chapter, ''both'' girls are naked, and then Madoka walks in, having forgotten her phone.
23	--> Her hand closed around her phone and she exhaled in relief, whirled around and tried to sprint for the door. However she missed by a foot and ran into the wall instead. "I'm okay! I was never here!" she cried in a muffled voice.
24	* From Chapter 7:
25	-->Sayaka, too caught up in Kyoko's contagious energy, took the offered candy apple. After Kyoko started digging into her own was when it occurred to her that this was suspicious.
26	-->"Kyoko, how did you get these candy apples?"
27	-->"I bought them." Kyoko said through a mouthful of the sweet treat.
28	-->"Oh," Sayaka smiled with relief. "That's all right then." She brought the candied apple to her lips.
29	-->"With your money."

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