Line #44 Fanfic/KingdomHeartsTheShortAndHonestVersion


1	[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4523596/1 Kingdom Hearts: The Short and Honest Version]] is a DeconstructiveParody of the ''Franchise/KingdomHearts'' series by [=NCHammer326=]. Casting Sora in the role of the OnlySaneMan, the series is based upon lampshading and ridiculing every trope of the series with absurd amounts of pop culture references.
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3	A sequel was written, which focuses on ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsII''.
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5	Both stories have now been taken down.
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7	!! The story provides examples of:
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9	* AbridgedSeries: Of ''Franchise/KingdomHearts''.
10	* ArtificialStupidity: Donald and Goofy suffers greatly from this, as well as general stupidity. Goofy in particular is considered utterly worthless.
11	* AuthorAvatar: Makes several appearances, usually being belittled by Sora.
12	* BuffySpeak: Axel's weapons are referred to as 'spinny woosh-woosh blades'.
13	* ChewBubblegum
14	* ClusterFBomb
15	* DeadFic
16	* DeadpanSnarker: Sora, though less deadpan and more rage-filled.
17	* DeconstructorFleet
18	* TheDitz: Save a few SanityBall holders.
19	* DrivenToSuicide: As early as the sixth chapter.
20	* ForgotAboutHisPowers: Sora's biggest obstacle.
21	* GivingUpOnLogic: Sora's status as the OnlySaneMan is constantly under assault due to everything happening around him, and he frequently bemoans that fact. Probably the most explicit case comes from chapter 4.
22	-->'''Sora:''' Wait, that secret door is the only way into this room. Where did the other door…you know what? Forget it, nothing makes sense anymore. It's pointless to ask any questions.\
23	'''Donald:''' Now you're getting it!\
24	'''Sora:''' Up yours, Donald.
25	* GroinAttack: Roxas hits Axel with a couple[[note]]thousand[[/note]] when time is stopped.
26	* {{Jerkass}}: Everyone who's not an idiot (and sometimes not even that), though Riku is the prime jerkass of the story.
27	* LampshadeHanging: Plenty.
28	* LeeroyJenkins: In this exchange:
29	-->'''Sora''': So we're going rush blindly into a cave to fight a bloodthirsty psychopath who has no compassion, the destructive tendencies of a tornado, and basically breathes rape and despair. Am I getting this right?
30	-->'''[[WesternAnimation/{{Mulan}} Mushu]]''': Yup.
31	-->'''Sora''': This is going to go terribly wrong, isn't it?
32	-->'''[[AuthorAvatar The Author]]''': All downhill from here.
33	-->'''Sora''': Yeah, I expected as much, might as well get it over with. Let's do this! LEEROOOOOOOY JEENNNKIIIINNS!
34	* LittleMissBadass: Kairi is apparently the founder of the Crips.
35	* TheLoad: Donald and Goofy, particularly the latter, are completely useless.
36	* NoFourthWall: Sora often argues with the author.
37	* ObviouslyEvil: [[WesternAnimation/{{Tarzan}} Clayton]], who by his own words:
38	--> "As you can tell by my [[EvilBrit British accent]], tiny moustache, boomstick, desire to hunt gorillas, and my grotesque chin, I'm an enourmous asshole. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to [[KickTheDog punt some puppies off the edge of a cliff.]] Nyeh heh heh..."
39	* OnlySaneMan: Sora. It's the focus of almost all the humor. Roxas also fulfills this role during the tutorial section of KH II.
40	* ThePowerOfRock: [[WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas Oogie Boogie]] is defeated by this at the hands of [[spoiler: the ghosts of Music/BobMarley, [[Music/{{Nirvana}} Kurt Cobain]], Music/ElvisPresley, Music/TupacShakur, Music/FreddieMercury, and Music/JimiHendrix.]]
41	* PrettyPrincessPowerhouse: While not ''technically'' a princess, [[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast Belle]] was apparently a member of the Music/WuTangClan.
42	* RuleThirtyFour: Reminding Sora of this will creep him out.
43	* RunningGag: Sora, Donald, Goofy and the (insert band), calling Yuffie a hooker.
44	* SanityBall: Mostly Sora holds onto it, but other characters such as Kairi, Yen Sid and The Emperor from ''WesternAnimation/{{Mulan}}'' seem to hold this as well.
45	* ScheduleSlip: The story updates rather infrequently, which is commonly lampshaded.
46	* ShoutOut: Filled with this, especially to musicians and bands.
47	* SurroundedByIdiots: Sora, which quickly drives him insane.
48	* TradeSnark: Whenever Mickey is mentioned.
49	* UnusuallyUninterestingSight: Averted. Sora reacts in horror the first time he sees WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck and WesternAnimation/{{Goofy}}. Eventually, he just stops giving a damn about all the weird stuff he sees.

Context Fanfic / KingdomHeartsTheShortAndHonestVersion