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1	''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/7910536 Except it Abide in the Vine]]'' (currently accessible to logged-in members only) is a ''ComicBook/CaptainAmerica'' fanfiction by spitandvinegar, the author of ''Fanfic/AintNoGrave''.
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3	It relies heavily on the idea of simultaneously coexisting {{Alternate Universe}}s. In the story, a magical accident has sent a few dozen different versions of Steve Rogers from their home universes to alternate ones, and it's up to Sam Wilson and Bucky Barnes (and Bucky Barnes), to find the dislocated Steves and bring them home.
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6	!!This story contains examples of:
7	* ActionSurvivor: The pre-serum Steves land in some dangerous timelines, but manage to avoid anything terrible happening to them despite being tiny asthmatic civilians.
8	%%* AlternateSelf: The whole point.
9	* AmazonChaser: James, implied. All the women he expresses any attraction to are {{Action Girl}}s, and even before he meets Seg, he's pretty enthusiastic about the idea of female Captain America with all the muscles and stuff.
10	* AmazonianBeauty: Seg is her verse's Captain America and has the muscles to go with it.
11	* AmbiguouslyBrown: Sweetpea. He doesn't look 100% white, but since he was born in a time when interracial relationships were frowned upon and raised in an orphanage, nobody knows the details. Based on his description, he may be part Native American or Pacific Islander.
12	* AndCallHimGeorge: Subverted. The other characters are a little worried about letting Sweetpea hold Stella's baby, but it works out fine.
13	* BadassAdorable: Sweetpea, in the most terrifying way possible. Berserker killing machine in combat, CuddleBug out of it.
14	-->"He's the Li'l Bub of giant mentally unstable cannibal cyborg assassins."
15	* BadassCrew: The Steves and Buckys (plus a couple versions of Sam Wilson and a Natasha Romanoff) who team up to take down HYDRA in Honey and Sweetpea's home universe.
16	-->"We few, we happy few-" "We ''bad motherfuckers''."
17	* BadassPreacher: Padre. A Catholic priest who moonlights as a superhero.
18	* TheBadGuyWins: Sweetpea and Honey's home universe, in which HYDRA won World War II.
19	* BarbarianLonghair: Sweetpea has hair down to the middle of his back, and is the most feral of the Winter Soldiers.
20	* BigBeautifulMan: "Barnes," Padre's Bucky, is a very solidly built guy, and it looks good on him.
21	* BlackComedyCannibalism: Sweetpea trying to snack on the Nazi soldier he just killed.
22	* BondVillainStupidity: If HYDRA had [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim just shot]] Honey instead of maiming him, dumping him in the river, and leaving him for dead, he wouldn't be coming back to his home universe with an army of superheroes.
23	* ButchLesbian: Seg is a muscular, tomboyish ActionGirl with very short hair - and a girlfriend.
24	* CallForward: Sweetpea and Honey's backstory [[http://spitandvinegar.tumblr.com/post/150173542428/spitandvinegar-bless-me-tumblr-for-i-have ficlet]] (NSFW text) is full of them.
25	* [[CastFullOfPrettyBoys Cast Full of Hunks]]: It's a story filled with alternate versions of two good-looking male superheroes: this is kind of inherent in the premise.
26	* CarpetOfVirility: James has one.
27	* CrackFic: Even allowing for the usual weirdness of superhero universes, the story's premise is pretty fantastical.
28	* CrackPairing: Rebel (Appalachian Steve) is married to Nick Fury. Everyone in-universe finds this understandably surprising.
29	* CrazyPrepared: James is prepared for every occasion (and not just combat situations, either).
30	* CuddleBug: Sweetpea is very affectionate.
31	* CustomUniformOfSexy: Specifically averted for Rebecca (Seg's Bucky). She's a good-looking woman, but she wears the same kind of tactical gear as the other Buckys, no {{Spy Catsuit}}s in sight.
32	* DarkerAndEdgier: The "HYDRA won" universe.
33	* {{Dehumanization}}: Poor Sweetpea got hit with this ''hard''.
34	* DeliveryGuy: Sam, for Stella. Justified since pararescue all have paramedic training, and none of the Steves or Buckys are medical professionals.
35	* {{Determinator}}: Most of the Steves. Honey stands out, since not even losing a hand and his eyesight could stop him.
36	* DominoMask: James, who is based on Marvel 616 Bucky, has a domino mask tan line, which Bucky enjoys teasing him about.
37	* DoppelgangerReplacementLoveInterest: Frank and James function as this for each other.
38	* {{Dystopia}}: The "HYDRA won" universe.
39	* TheEndOfTheBeginning: After all the universe-swapping is sorted out, the characters who don't have urgent business in their home dimensions team up with Honey and Sweetpea to take on their world's HYDRA.
40	* EyeScream: Why Honey is a HandicappedBadass. (spoiler: It wasn't cataracts.) Courtesy of HYDRA.
41	* FantasticRomance: James and Frank, since they come from different timelines.
42	* FluffyTheTerrible: Sweetpea and Honey. Sweetpea is everything terrifying about the Winter Soldier, but several inches taller than the standard model and [[BlackComedyCannibalism not opposed to munching on the occasional dead Nazi]]. Honey is a HandicappedBadass alternate Captain America with a disturbingly violent homicidal grudge against HYDRA. They're boyfriends.
43	* FunnyBackgroundEvent: In the scene where they meet Bai, Sweetpea looking sadly at - and inching toward - [[BlackComedyCannibalism the dead Nazi he wants to eat]].
44	* GenderFlip: Stella and Seg Rogers and Rebecca Barnes.
45	* GetAholdOfYourselfMan: James does this to Stepanya as a deprogramming technique.
46	* GoodIsNotSoft: Honey may be ruthless and terrifying, but if you're not HYDRA he's as kind as any other Steve Rogers.
47	* GoshDangItToHeck: Downplayed. Most of the Steves have pretty clean language, especially compared to the likes of James, although some of them curse on occasion. This applies to Honey, which is amusingly incongruous because he's the most intimidating-looking Steve.
48	* HandicappedBadass: Honey is blind and has a prosthetic right hand (thanks, HYDRA) and kicks a ton of ass anyway.
49	* HeCleansUpNicely: Sweetpea, when the group's dimension-hopping finally sends them somewhere they can stop to get properly cleaned up.
50	* HeroicBuild: All the post-serum Captains America, as in canon. James is also pretty buff. Sweetpea was an amateur bodybuilder before the war and managed to achieve this without super science steroids.
51	* HorrifyingHero: Sweetpea, in combat.
52	* ICallItVera: Eloise the machine gun.
53	* ImAHumanitarian: When a guy's an evil conspiracy's pet human hellhound and they don't bother to feed him, he picks up some bad habits.
54	* InSpiteOfANail: Frank is implied to be trans or intersex, and James's Steve was a standard-issue cis man, but despite this, the two men and their worlds have a lot in common.
55	* LittleGuyBigBuddy: Sweetpea and the pre-serum Steves. It's pretty cute.
56	* MirrorUniverse: Averted. There are Steves and Buckys of a variety of races, genders, sexual orientations, and occupations, but no willingly evil ones, and HYDRA appears to be evil in every universe.
57	* TheMultiverse: Many different universes home to many different Steves and Buckys (plus a VoidBetweenTheWorlds transitive plane).
58	* MundaneLuxury: Sweetpea genuinely enjoys eating the [=MREs=] James hands out. It's better than what HYDRA fed him (or didn't).
59	* NoAntagonist: For most of the story, the challenge comes from the universe-swapping, which was caused by a random anomaly and wasn't anybody's fault. Averted at the very end when the army of Captains America join forces with Honey and Sweetpea to take the fight to HYDRA.
60	* NoSocialSkills: Sweetpea. To be fair, the guy does have brain damage.
61	* OneHeadTaller: [[http://artgroves.tumblr.com/post/150443610169/james-steps-in-close-again-and-leans-his-forehead Frank and James]]. Frank is a big guy even for a Captain America, and James is one of the shorter Buckys. They have a height difference of about seven inches.
62	* OneSteveLimit: Literally and extravagantly inverted. There are over a dozen Steves, as well as multiple Buckys.
63	* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: ''Many'' examples, notably Sweetpea, Honey, Langston, and Padre, because there are so many Steves and Buckys around. Inverted for James.
64	* OurOrcsAreDifferent: Sweetpea had shades of this when HYDRA had him - giant, super-strong, people-eating SlaveMook with yellow eyes (okay, hazel) and filed teeth.
65	* PairTheSpares: James's Steve is dead, as is Frank's Bucky. They end up together. Sadly averted for [[StarCrossedLovers Redhead Steve and James Buchanan Bai]].
66	* PayEvilUntoEvil: Honey has resorted to this in the "HYDRA won" universe, which is a sign of how dire things have gotten there, because this is ''[[TheCape Captain America]].''
67	* PhraseCatcher: "Sweetpea, no!"
68	* PintSizePowerhouse: Downplayed. James is average height, which puts him on the short side compared to most of the male Buckys and post-serum Steves, but he's "built like a brick wall" and a pretty formidable fighter.
69	* PoliticallyCorrectHistory: Downplayed. Historical racism and other prejudices are acknowledged to exist, but none of the main characters actually adhere to them. Justified in that this is consistent with Steve's canonical values and personality.
70	* PrecisionFStrike: Honey gets one when explaining his PayEvilUntoEvil policy towards his world's HYDRA.
71	-->"I ain't sorry for a thing I've done. I'll keep killing them until they manage to kill me. And I'm ''real fucking hard to kill''."
72	* PsychopathicManchild: Sweetpea is a subversion. At first glance he appears to be vicious, feral DumbMuscle, but he's reasonably bright (he just [[HulkSpeak talks funny]] because HYDRA messed with the language centers of his brain) and he can be surprisingly sweet when he's treated gently.
73	* RaceLift: "Langston" (after the poet) and Jay are African-American, James Buchanan Bai and his Steve are Asian, and Sweetpea is AmbiguouslyBrown.
74	* RealMenCook: James. A guy's gotta have a hobby.
75	* ScrewYourself: Between Buck and James.
76	* SexyPriest: Padre's as handsome as any other Steve.
77	* SickeningSweethearts: Honey and Sweetpea are surprisingly demonstrative and affectionate for a couple of scarred-up killers.
78	* SirSwearsALot: James is an affable guy, but he has a pretty foul mouth.
79	* SmarterThanYouLook: Sweetpea legitimately does have some cognitive problems, but people tend to assume he's lower-functioning than he actually is because he acts kind of "off" and has trouble with verbal communication.
80	* SoHappyTogether: Sweetpea and Honey's side story, in which they're young and cheerful and Sweetpea has a fully functional brain and Honey has two good eyes.
81	* SuperSenses: Honey isn't quite Daredevil, but his enhanced hearing is sharp enough that he can use human echolocation.
82	* SympatheticSentientWeapon: All the former Winter Soldiers, as in canon. Sweetpea probably got it the worst.
83	* TeamMom: James. Overlapping with CrazyPrepared, since his method of "mothering" involves being the guy with the supplies to keep everyone fed, hydrated, and groomed.
84	-->"James is so clearly and distinctly Team Mom that no one even bothers to joke about it. Like, you wouldn’t joke about your literal mom being Team Mom, either. He is the only reason that the entire team isn’t constantly in a profound state of encrusted filth and low blood sugar."
85	* TomboyAndGirlyGirl: Seg, compared to Peggy or Rebecca, since Seg is a ButchLesbian and the other two are closer to the GirlyBruiser end of the spectrum.
86	* TwiceShy: Stepanya and Barnes, both of whom are rather anxious and unsociable.
87	* UsedToBeASweetKid: Sweetpea and Honey, before everything went to hell.
88	* VoidBetweenTheWorlds: The unnamed location used as a jumping-off point between dimensions. It's a picturesque forest, like the Wood Between the Worlds in ''Literature/TheChroniclesOfNarnia''.

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