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4 | [[caption-width-right:300: "Wait" is not an acceptable answer]] |
5 | ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6604037/1/Precocious_Crush Precocious Crush]]'' is the story of Mindy Macready, better known as [[LittleMissBadass Hit Girl]], and her attempts to intergrate into normal preteen life while dealing with a growing crush on her closest friend, Dave Lizewski.\ |
6 | Based primarily on the [[Film/KickAss film]], though the author borrows from the [[ComicBook/KickAss comic]] whenever possible, the story combines humor, drama, and even some romance to create a compelling narrative that'll have you rooting for her even if that is kinda [[{{squick}} fucked up]]. |
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9 | !!This fanfic provides examples of: |
10 | * ACupAngst: Mindy is well aware that Dave is a boob man, and that she doesn't have any. |
11 | * AbusiveParents: [[spoiler: Jessi's father sexually abuses her and allows his son to do so as well. He also forces her to wear skimpy outfits to appeal to them.]] |
12 | * AllGuysWantCheerleaders: When Mindy ends up on the cheerleading team, she starts getting more attention from guys. |
13 | %%Apparently averted with Dave, who doesn't seem to care. |
14 | %%* AnguishedDeclarationOfLove: "But I love you!" |
15 | * AllThereInTheManual: Bonus Chapters and side stories will reveal goings-on behind the scenes that aren't revealed until much later in the story, if at all. |
16 | %%* TheAtoner: Katie shows shades of this. |
17 | %%* BadassAdorable: Mindy, of course. |
18 | %%* BadassLongcoat: Nathan Bush and The Samaritan wore one. |
19 | %%* BadassNormal: Most of the superheroes. |
20 | %%* BarBrawl: Complete with thrown bottles, broken pool cues, people swinging chairs, and even a flipped pool table. |
21 | * BatmanGambit: Chris lets Gigante get out from under his thumb, knowing the first thing he'll do is rat him out to Kick-Ass and Hit Girl, leading them into a trap. |
22 | * BetterAsFriends: Despite Mindy's hopes, Dave and Mindy work better as friends, as he's not attracted to her at all. |
23 | %%* {{BFS}}: The Great White's sword. |
24 | * BifurcatedWeapon: Dave gets Mindy a staff that splits into two swords for her birthday. |
25 | %%* BigDamnHeroes: Mindy pulls off a spectacular one in this fic's version of the Times Square Brawl. |
26 | %%* BlondeBrunetteRedhead: Mindy, Jessi, and Angela. |
27 | %%* BrainwashedAndCrazy: Psycho Girl, even going so far as to gash her wrists open trying to escape restraints [[LaserGuidedTykeBomb so she can kill Hit Girl]], and having a complete breakdown when she can't. |
28 | %%* BreakTheBadass: At one point, Mindy was so shaken she basically lost track of an entire MONTH. |
29 | %%** This also happened with Nathan Bush's death. |
30 | %%* BrickJoke: Mindy's injured leg. |
31 | %%* BrokenBird |
32 | * BuxomBeautyStandard: Lampshaded when Mindy sees fanart of her with a huge bust. Also relevant since Dave is a breast man, and she's trying to catch his eye. |
33 | %%* BystanderSyndrome |
34 | %%* TheCape: The Guardian. He's kind of an asshole about it though. Dave could be considered one as well, but he's much more pragmatic about it. |
35 | %%* ChekhovsGun: |
36 | %% How is it used? ** Mindy gives Dave a gun for Christmas in Ch40. It's not seen again [[spoiler: until Ch111]]. |
37 | %% How is it used? ** The Mistletoe given to Mindy by Riley. |
38 | %%* ChickMagnet: Dave |
39 | * CombatMedic: White Mage's main purpose is to patch people up after and during fights, but she's been shown to hold her own. |
40 | %%* ConvenientComa |
41 | %%* CoolOldGuy |
42 | %%* DeathByAdaptation |
43 | %%* EnemyMine |
44 | %%* EroticDream |
45 | %%* EthicalSlut |
46 | %%* EveryoneCanSeeIt |
47 | %%* FakeOutMakeOut: Dave and Mindy when scouting Chris' base |
48 | %%* FriendVersusLover |
49 | %%* FilleFatale |
50 | %%* FireForgedFriends: Dave and Mindy |
51 | %%* {{Foreshadowing}} |
52 | %%* FriendVersusLover |
53 | %%* GenkiGirl |
54 | %%* GetOut |
55 | %%* GreenEyedMonster |
56 | %%* GoodIsNotSoft |
57 | %%* GradeSkipper |
58 | %%* HalloweenEpisode |
59 | %%* HasAType |
60 | %%* HeadbuttingHeroes |
61 | * HeartbreakAndIceCream: When Jessi's boyfriend breaks up with her, Angela and Mindy take her for ice cream. |
62 | This tends to be their response anytime something bad happens. |
63 | %%* HeldBackInSchool |
64 | %%* HeroWorshipper |
65 | %%* HeroicBSOD: Dave, in chapter 58. He gets better pretty quickly, thanks in large part to Mindy. |
66 | %%* HiddenDepths: Riley |
67 | %%* {{Hypocrite}} |
68 | %%* HopelessSuitor |
69 | %%* IDontWantToRuinOurFriendship |
70 | %%* IJustWantToBeSpecial |
71 | * KickTheDog: Mindy states that while she may be capable of doing incredibly cruel and sadistic things to those she thinks deserve it, she'd never do this. |
72 | %%** Chris D'Amico on the other hand... |
73 | * LeaningOnTheFourthWall: Angela, Jessi, and Riley have all remarked on Mindy's resemblance to Chloe' Grace Moretz |
74 | %%* LittleMissBadass: Mindy |
75 | %%* LookingForLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces: |
76 | %%* LoveTriangle |
77 | %%* MaliciousSlander |
78 | * TheMasqueradeWillKillYourDatingLife: Inverted. Their secret life seems to be Mindy's only hope. |
79 | ** Though, granted, this is exclusively because the only guy Mindy is interested in is [[SingleTargetSexuality Dave]]. Boys her own age are certainly interested though. |
80 | %%* MistakenForPedophile: Dave catches a [[PaedoHunt bad case]] of this during Mindy's second year of school |
81 | %%* MuggleBestFriend |
82 | * NoPeriodsPeriod: %%Averted. Once. Mindy hasn't mentioned it since. |
83 | ** Mindy attributes her violent outburst towards Kiara to being "on the rag". |
84 | %%* NoSocialSkills: Mindy at first, though she gets better as she goes along |
85 | * OhCrap: At the end of the assault on The Rainbow Factory, The Motherfucker hits a button that drops a few dozen live grenades into the room with Kick-Ass and Hit Girl. |
86 | %%* TheOnlyOneITrust |
87 | * OnlySaneMan: Marcus makes several valiant, if futile, efforts to get Mindy to quit superheroing. |
88 | %%* OperationJealousy |
89 | %%* ParentalIncest |
90 | %%* TheParalyzer |
91 | * PrecociousCrush: Mindy, at 11, develops a serious crush on Dave, who was then 17. |
92 | %%* PutOnABus |
93 | %%* RapeAsDrama |
94 | %%* TheRealHeroes |
95 | %%* RefugeInAudacity: Chris D'Amico/The Motherfucker |
96 | %%* ReluctantFanserviceGirl |
97 | %%* TheRival: Katie, and later Riley, for Dave's affection |
98 | %%* SamusIsAGirl |
99 | %%* ScrewThisImOuttaHere |
100 | %%* SecretKeeper |
101 | %%* SelfMadeOrphan |
102 | %%* SerialKiller |
103 | %%* {{Shoryuken}}: [[spoiler: Dave pulls one off in Ch163]] |
104 | %%* ShrinkingViolet |
105 | * SilkHidingSteel: Inverted with Mindy, whose tough personality hides a sensitive heart. |
106 | %%* SingleWomanSeeksGoodMan |
107 | * SurvivorsGuilt: Dave still holds himself responsible not only for Damon's death, but for each and every innocent person who died because of the Motherfucker. He hides it pretty well. |
108 | ** There is fan speculation that this is also why Dave initially refused to wear armor |
109 | * TookALevelInBadass: Dave, a few times. Most notably when [[spoiler: he beat a kid to a pulp]] and later [[spoiler: kicked Mindy in the face]]. |
110 | %%* TripleShifter |
111 | * TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior: Jessi, despite being very timid otherwise, wears very racy clothing even though she seems to hate it. [[spoiler:She wears them because her sexually abusive father forces her to.]] |
112 | %%* {{Tykebomb}} |
113 | * UnderTheMistletoe: Dave gives Mindy a chaste kiss while leaving a Christmas party. The kiss she gives him in return is not. |
114 | %%* UnreliableNarrator: Mindy doesn't have any problems with saying how she wishes things had gone. |
115 | %%** Ch[[spoiler:116]] was almost entirely Mindy making shit up. |
116 | %%* WhamEpisode: Chapters 33, 47 and 135. |
117 | * WhamLine: Two notable ones, chapter after chapter. [[spoiler:"But, really, how could I have guessed that Jessi was going to go home and kill her family?"]] in Chapter 153, and [[spoiler:"Jessi's father and brother have been raping her for the last three years."]] in 154. |
118 | %%* WhyCantIHateYou: Riley again. |
119 | * WhyDontYouJustShootHim: Chris even puts the gun to [[spoiler: Mindy's]] head and yells, "Bang" just to show that he could have, except she hasn't suffered enough. |
120 | %%* WomanScorned: See MaliciousSlander and MistakenForPedophile |
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