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1	''Thrown unexpectedly into human form, Mr Smith, under the alias 'Smithy,' finds himself stumbling through the daily lives of the Bannermans and towards that for a member of mankind. The idea of relationships, nightlife, gazing upon a set of stars and seeing the dark side of the moon in those close intrigues a once reserved mindset, and encountering the mysterious salesman known by the name of Ozmo with promises of security upon permanence, Mr Smith undertakes an objective to stay human for as long as possible; though to the knowledge of none, someone menacing is plotting behind the scenes.''
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3	''Meet Mr Smith'' is a [[Series/TheSarahJaneAdventures Sarah Jane Adventures]] fanwork written by theWAUfactor, inspired by the unreleased episode of the same name and related lore, which never made it to the show following it's discontinuation due to the unfortunate passing of [[Creator/ElisabethSladen Elisabeth Sladen]].
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5	As demonstrated in the summary, everyone's favourite [[MagicalComputer extraterrestrial supercomputer, Mr Smith,]] is forced to take on a human shift - and it goes exactly as you would expect it to.
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7	!!This fanfiction series contains examples of:
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9	* AliensOfLondon: Mr Smith, Serafeim, Ozmo and [[spoiler: Aristoteles]] all speak in British accents.
10	** [[spoiler: Cogspring]] is an Alien of Nashville.
11	* AliensSpeakingEnglish: The Xyloks and Ozmo.
12	* DarkerAndEdgier: Graphic depictions of violence, illness and murder, allusions to sex and paraphilia, drinking alcoholic beverages, and how could we forget - [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking swearwords]].
13	* EvilIsHammy: Ozmo
14	** ''Oh'', how could we ''not'' include [[spoiler: Aristoteles]]!
15	* HappilyAdopted: Luke and Sky for Sarah Jane, and Cogspring's children [[spoiler: Aside from Lex, but we're not going to talk about that.]]
16	* IncrediblyLamePun: ''Mr Smith'': Unless you're expecting an answer from Father Christmas, I wouldn't bother. ''Clyde'': I guess you could say you m- ''Both'': -Might as well be talking to a brick wall?''
17	* InterspeciesRomance: Everyone wants a male Xylok; Mr Smith has ''three'' women (four if we count his nurse in Chapter 2) who've shown an interest in him, but of course, whilst he ''is'' a gentleman, he's only interested in Sarah Jane.
18	** [[spoiler: Cogspring and his wife, to the point where he adopts with her until they can have a child naturally when he's completely human.]]
19	** [[spoiler: Aristoteles' victims were all consenting women he seduced]], and, oh boy, [[spoiler:[[FridgeHorror that moment when you realise they had sex with his Chassis]]]]
20	* LargeHam: Mr Smith. ''Mr Smith.''
21	* LeaningOnTheFourthWall: ''Mr Smith'': Which one is your pointless answer? ''Ozmo'': That's scary. Don't do that again.
22	* MagicalComputer: Mr Smith and The Xyloks
23	* NoSocialSkills: Played with. Mr Smith clearly has good intentions in his heart, but clearly don't understand symbolic interactions with others, such as the message it sends to Carla by taking her out to an expensive place to eat, however, he sees her only as a friend.
24	** However, he ''does'' present her with ''orange'' roses, which are symbolic of friendship rather than love.
25	* NotWhatISignedUpFor: The guards of the safe didn't expect to be confronted by Serafeim.
26	* PardonMyKlingon: ''It's enough to freeze your monoids off!''
27	* SchmuckBait: Come on, Ozmo even says he's in trouble with the law. He ''obviously'' has ulterior motives.
28	* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: ''They'd no idea what Smithy was talking about, looking at one another for ideas how to respond, and ended up nodding sympathetically in turn.''
29	* ShoutOut: Many.
30	** No, the name of Serafeim's Chassis [[Music/SmashMouth isn't a coincidence]].
31	** Again, there's reference to Mr Smith being voiced by Alexander Armstrong.
32	** Clyde calls Ozmo's forcefield a [[Series/RedDwarf Justice Field]] because of how it mirrors whatever you try to do to it back to you.
33	** The songs played at Gita's party.

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