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1	-->''"Holy fuck that hurt" said Soup as he stood up an ran over to Kaptain Price.
2	-->"You think that hurt" said Price "Try gettin beat up like Rocky on a slab of meat." Theyd just got in a huge fight with the evil Generel Sheperd an killed his monster ass but now they were tired as fuck so they ran to the helicoper to go away where nobody could get them. As the chopper took off they drank some beer.'' - The opening.
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4	"''Modurn Warfare 3: The Dead Rise''" is the last fanfic written by hunterjeanmidna... and it's even more insane than ''FanFic/AvatarsIIWhenQwaritchTakesRevenge'' and ''FanFic/AlvanAnTheChipmunks3TheSecondSqueakuel'', believe it or not.
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6	Picking up ''immediately'' where ''VideoGame/ModernWarfare2'' left off, we find [[strike: Soap]] Soup and [[strike: Captain]] Kaptain Price escaping in their helicopter after defeating the evil General [[strike: Shepherd]] Sheperd. However, not only is Sheperd still alive, but he's a satanist, and Soup throwing a knife in his "evil eye" actually gave him full power to take over the world. So after talking to his "dear lord Satin" by burning some bodies, he decides to create an army of zombies and send them to the United States to turn everyone into more zombies.
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8	To say more would be spoiling the rest of this story, and plus, it's honestly too abso-fucking-lutely batshit insane to describe with any justice, so [[http://hunterjeanmidna.livejournal.com/3804.html just follow this link]] and see for yourself.
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10	!!Tropes:
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12	* AwesomePersonnelCarrier: The heroes spend a good deal of the story driving around in one of these... and it's owned by [[spoiler: [[FanFic/AvatarsIIWhenQwaritchTakesRevenge Kernal Qwaritch!]]]]
13	* BackFromTheDead: Ghost and Roach
14	* BadBoss: At one point, Shepherd kills and burns one of his own henchmen so he can communicate with Satan.
15	* BigNo: [[spoiler: Qwaritch]] drops one that's...rather long.
16	** On a lesser scale, [[spoiler:Ian Hawk while being decapitated by Big Bubba]]
17	* BrilliantButLazy: Despite being a really good combatant, Soap suddenly becomes extremely lazy and apathetic starting with chapter IV, much to his teammmates' annoyance.
18	* ComedicSociopathy: Sheperd.
19	* CrackFic
20	* [[spoiler:CrossOver: With ''Film/{{Avatar}}'' and ''Film/AlvinAndTheChipmunks'' fics.]]
21	* DealWithTheDevil: Sheperd.
22	* DisproportionateRetribution: What to Price and Soup (sic) do when a cab driver abandons them after seeing the zombies? They kill him by blowing up his cab with him in it.
23	* EverythingsDeaderWithZombies
24	* GroinAttack: [[spoiler:Qwaritch]] to Shepherd.
25	* ForTheEvulz: Shepherd, who specifically causes a zombie invasion because it will be the most fun way for him to take over the world.
26	* NoPartyLikeADonnerParty: [[spoiler:Ian Hawk gets eaten by Big Bubba when they run out of food]].
27	* OneWingedAngel: [[spoiler: Shepherd is transformed into a demon for the final battle]].
28	* RougeAnglesOfSatin
29	* SpotlightStealingSquad: [[spoiler:[[FanFic/AvatarsIIWhenQwaritchTakesRevenge Kernal Qwaritch]]]] suddenly becomes the main character near the very end.
30	* TheQuietOne: Roach
31	* WorldOfHam
32	* WorstAid: Soap's knife wound is healed with band-aids.
33	* ZombieApocalypse: The zombies quickly increase in number, from 500 to 700 in their first scene, to 20,000 in Chapter IV. By the end, it's implied that they turned Earth into a hellhole.
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