Line #116 FanFic/KnightOfLolicon


1	A MegaCrossover Fanfiction by maestrodelvuelo. The original Spanish version can be found [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5476436/1/Tales_of_Toons_Knight_of_Lolicon here]].
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3	Mike is an everyguy who still holes up with his parents. When some day he decides to smash all those stereotypes and go out for an adventure, he finds and saves a rather stunning girl from falling down a bridge and cracking her head, by painfully cushioning her. As the lass has lost her memory (prior to her encounter with Mike) the boy names her 'Linda' (Spanish for 'pretty') and takes her in to his house. No parents of her's around, no clue about them except for a mysterious letter... 'Just sleep a night, and then everything will be alright'. They do so and when they awake... a whole animated world gives them a non-welcome. Mike makes a pact with the resident MentorMascot: 'Shonenji, Genderiel of Shonen' in exchange for power to help Linda... and now he has to find all Genderiels and restore their goddess: the Goddess of {{Lolicon\|AndShotacon}}, in the off chance that she has the way to return them home. Along the way, a rival appears: the evil Lord Xig-Lem, who thinks about lolis as just sex dolls, and his helper: a corrupted Genderiel called Shojonoe.
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5	This story has a English version by the name of [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5717645/1/Tales_of_Toons_Rorikon_no_Kishi Tales of Toons: Rorikon no Kishi]], thanks to [[FanGirl STORM]] and [[DeadpanSnarker ROC]].
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7	As of 4/18/2011 the fanfic has spawned a sort of sequel: ''Tales of Toons: TheMovie''. Shorter than the original, gives insight and some character development to the antagonist and uses a new female heroine. Only available in Spanish, the author's trying to avert NoExportForYou by asking for translation help.
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9	Among those who know of its existence, this fic is rather divisive.
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11	The premise itself is strange. The Goddess of Lolicon appears to be for all intents and purposes your run-of-the-mill deity, and the lolis are nothing more than regular girls from each Universe that lend the hero {{Power Up}}s via simple platonic hugs.
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13	It's only in the sequel where the links to Lolicon are revealed, and even then the story's moral is that lusting after little girls is bad.
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16	!!This fanfic contains examples of the following tropes:
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18	* ActionGirlfriend: Linda becomes more like this after the pact with the Genderiel Rita.
19	* ADayInTheLimeLight: For the villain, it was a day ''out'' of the limelight: the Monster of the Week appeared, but not himself.
20	* AllThereInTheScript:
21	** Mike's real name is never provided (and Linda's is given in the very last episode) to make it difficult for readers to start tying unnecesary clues until TheReveal.
22	** Mike's real name, though never said, is heavily implied to be [[spoiler: [[ThisIsMyNameOnForeign Miguel]]]].
23	* AlternativeCharacterInterpretation: Invoked by the author. The fic runs on the idea that the very first fictional Lolita (Dolores Haze) was a real person that died and became some kind of goddess/overseer of the Toon World, after her soul was cleansed, to represent the Lolicon phenomemon... On the same note, Humbert is bleached into being a hero for supossedly turning his sexual love into the fatherly kind, and shooting the 'villain' who was trying to, you know... make his daughter star a porn film.
24	* AuthorAvatar: Mike. [[spoiler: And to a lesser degree, Lord Xig-Lem too.]]
25	* AuthorVocabularyCalendar: The word "fulminating" is used a lot, at least in the English version. [[BlindIdiotTranslation This sounds more natural in Spanish.]]
26	* BadassNormal: Mike, when the current galaxy being visited limits his flashier techniques.
27	* BeachEpisode, HotSpringsEpisode: ''Manga/MermaidMelodyPichiPichiPitch'' and ''Manga/LoveHina'''s chapters.
28	* BondCreatures: Genderiels do a pact with humans, to help them gather the rest of their kind.
29	* BoyMeetsGirl: ordinary dude Mike meets mysterious, dashingly beautiful Linda...
30	* ByThePowerOfGrayskull: The heroes' activating phrases: "[[Anime/TransformersSuperGodMasterforce Master Force!]]" for Mike and "Magical Change!" for Linda.
31	* CelibateHero: Mike tries to lay low on the love thing, shunnin every GirlOfTheWeek he finds in his and Linda's travels. To the point of making her answer this:
32	--> '''Rini''': Are you her boyfriend?
33	--> '''Mike''': ''Man, what do I do? If I say something inappropriate, Linda will kill me!''
34	--> '''Linda''': YES HE IS!
35	--> '''Mike''': I am?
36	* CensorSteam: Linda uses her Fog spell to cover the entire Hinata Hotsprings with smoke to bath alongside Mike without making him uncomfortable.
37	* ChekhovsBoomerang: A skill learnt in some planet may have an use in a later one, as Mike shows us bringing his Transtector to a [[VideoGame/{{Xenogears}} Gear fight]]... or using [[Manga/{{Naruto}} Jutsus]] in the series where ninjas can exist.
38	* ClingyJealousGirl: The boy saved her from dying, and so Linda has the resolve to make him love her no matter what. Those girls must know she was [[FirstGirlWins the first]]!
39	* ClingyMacGuffin: The visor piece of his Knight armor doesn't go away in Mike's civilian form.
40	* CoolBigSis: Most little girls in the Maho and Shojo Galaxies treat Linda as this.
41	* CooldownHug: Used in Pretty Cure's chapter, to subdue a rampaging Cure. Good example also on the first Virtual Galaxy planet: Linda is shocked at TheReveal involving her, and Mike says that 97% probability of 'yes' still has 3% probability of 'no'.
42	* CovertPervert: Linda becomes more and more of this with each chapter. Shonenji picks on her in that subject:
43	---> '''Linda''': ''Grrr, now that I think about it, he didn't try anything when we were in the hotsprings... doesn't he find me attractive or what?''
44	---> '''Shonenji''': Does some unspeakable fantasy roam your mind, Lady Linda?
45	* CrazyEnoughToWork:
46	** When nothing can stop Lord Xig-Lem's chakra-stuffed giant monster, our hero does Shadow Clone Jutsu... in order to do a FusionDance with it. His raw power was the same but with the stats multiplier that the Metamur clothes gave him.
47	** And again in Manga/NegimaMagisterNegiMagi 's chapter, he throws Linda's earrings to the Narutaki twins, and they worked as some sort of Potaras, fusing them into a most dangerous CuteBruiser.
48	* DangerousForbiddenTechnique: Mike's Purple Comet can work by mixing blue (good) and red (evil) chakra and forming a meteor with it, while Linda's 'Dusk of Despair' mixes Light and Dark magic into an all-engulfing energy ball.
49	* DeadSidekick: [[spoiler: Shojonoe is beaten and reverted to an egg midway through the story, and Xig-Lem soon steals her and attempts to find a new body for her to inhabit (adding to his primary goal of kidnapping lolis just to satisfy his urges)]]
50	* DeathIsCheap: [[spoiler: As said, Genderiels don't die, they revert to a [[Franchise/{{Digimon}} digitama-ish]] egg.]]
51	* DebutQueue: Every new loli and Genderiel follows a strict, historical order of appearance.
52	* DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu:
53	--> '''Haruhi''': I'm sure you grabbed her like this, you little devil. (grabs Linda's boobs)
54	--> '''Linda''': HEY! (pushes Haruhi) Feminist Fist! (punches her in the face)
55	--> '''Kyon''': ''We are SO doomed!''
56	* EmbarrassingNickname:
57	--> '''Shonenji''': Do you insist on calling me things I am not? Now I am angry!
58	--> '''Linda''': Shonny, please, don't be so picky...
59	--> '''Shonenji''': Not you too, Lady Linda!
60	* EvenTheGirlsWantHer: In Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya's chapter, it's the reason Haruhi picked Linda to be a new brigade member: to see if she could get such a reaction from Mikuru (or at least that was Kyon's reasoning).
61	* EvilCounterpart: Lord Xig-Lem has the same kind of armor as Mike, just black colored, and his weapon is a mirror shield to match Mike's light saber.
62	* EvolvingCredits: Each chapter has an ending fit to the series it comes from (they have all of their corresponding next-episode previews/teasers).
63	* ExpansionPackPast: As they meet new Genderiels, Linda unravels more of her forgotten past.
64	* FacialMarkings: When Linda gets her last spell, her magic rosary loses its thread and mystic markings appear on her cheeks and forehead.
65	* FinishingMove: Mike's Cosmo Break and Linda's Rosary of Dawn (the former uses it on an usual basis, but that's because everything dies from it... Linda loses hers when she masters her own weapon, but gains a new one: the Elemental Wheel).
66	%%* FireIceLightning: And Wood, Water, Wind, Light, Dark...
67	* FourthWall: Acknowledged in this quote from Mike's: 'I have just suffered the AnticlimaxBoss, BigDamnHeroes and GodModeSue tropes!'
68	%%* GainaxEnding
69	* GenreRoulette: Each galaxy has its own rules to abide to... so no, Mike, you can't use jutsus or ki attacks on the Shojo Galaxy. Nor you can do ''anything'' yourself in the {{Mon}} Galaxy. Correlates with SoLastSeason.
70	* GogglesDoSomethingUnusual: The special visor which comes with the standard Knight of Lolicon package allows Mike to do EnemyScan, has an external camera, a GPS map and some more things he never had time to tinker with.
71	* HeroicBSOD: [[spoiler: Mike gets this when he discovers that the villain threatening the Toon World is none other than HIS Heartless.]]
72	* HiddenEyes: Sometimes, when speaking about a delicate topic (Mike's position in this war, f.e.)
73	* HiddenInPlainSight: The best place to hide the Goddess of Lolicon's dying soul was [[spoiler: inside a 20 year old redheaded busty babe. Surely no one would have looked there!]]
74	* HostageForMacGuffin: Used by the eeevil Xig-Lem when he doesn't reach the TokenMiniMoe before the heroes. Straight example in Manga/NegimaMagisterNegiMagi's chapter, where he wants to exchange Anya for Shojonoe's egg.
75	%%* IAlwaysWantedToSayThat: A few times.
76	* IfICantHaveYou: The reaction of zombified [[SixthRanger Odajima-sempai]] when everything was begining to go downhilll. If she can't have Nagisa, then the world will be nuked by her CombinedEnergyAttack!
77	* IJustWantToBeNormal: [[spoiler: Linda, after TheReveal concerning her and her past.]]
78	* ImageSong: In Mermaid Melody's chapter, the boy writes a song for his girl partner to sing the villain to death (which is a version of Mystical Ninja's intro, sung with spanish fan-lyrics.)
79	** Granted, Linda had just passed the same mermaid test as Yae, so it fits the plot perfectly.
80	* ImpossiblyCoolClothes: The armor granted to the Knight of Lolicon is a mish-mash of RuleOfCool ridden items. In the same vein, the witch costume granted to Linda looks like RainbowPimpGear.
81	%%* InevitableTournament: In the ''VideoGame/TalesSeries'' chapter.
82	%%* InvisibleToNormals: The Genderiels, if they want to, of course.
83	* IWillFindYou: When Linda recovers her memory, she instigues Mike to do such promise to her.
84	* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Lord Xig-Lem looks like a monster driven by PerverseSexualLust at first sight, but even he grews out to genuinely care about his PerkyFemaleMinion after her absence.
85	* JigsawPuzzlePlot: It has the level of a six-piece preschooler puzzle, but it's there.
86	* JumpedAtTheCall: A totally stranger girl is about to fall to her death and you are at a jump's distance to catch her? Mike's answer was quick and blunt: [[WesternAnimation/Ben10 Going hero!]]
87	** And then happened one of the weirdest cases of CrashIntoHello, the FunbagAirbag: in reverse and on a vertical plane.
88	* KeepItForeign: The original Spanish version of the fic is titled "Tales of Toons: Knight of Lolicon". The English translation is called "Tales of Toons: [[GratuitousJapanese Rorikon no Kishi]]".
89	* LeaveHimToMe: Uttered by Mike, to the point of it being a RunningGag (he knows nobody can stand a chance agaisnt Lord Xig-Lem but himself, the AscendedFanboy)
90	* LostInTranslation: Some in-jokes don't make sense out of the spanish language.
91	* LoveFreak: Mike is a rare male example of what was said about Lolicon being fatherly love (of which he approves) instead of evil lust (which is what is corrupting the Toon World and why he was chosen as his savior)
92	* LoveMakesYouEvil: Shojonoe, being the Genderiel of Shojo, feels the need of being romantically attached to someone. Anyone. She met Lord Xig-Lem, and the rest is history...
93	-->'''Shonenji:''' Shojonoe, why did you defect to the wrong side? What you feel for such a villain is dangerous... and self-destructing.
94	* MagicalGirl: Linda, when she pacts with Mahorita, the Genderiel of Maho Shojo and gets her own superpowers, complete with TransformationSequence.
95	* MagnetHands: Lord Xig-Lem can manipulate, activate and even resize his Mirror Shield without touching it, which comes in handy when he has his hands busy grabbing a helpless loli.
96	* MakeMyMonsterGrow: Sometimes used by the bad guy, that is, if the monster wasn't ginormous to begin with.
97	* MarshmallowHell: Used ''offensively'' against the MonsterOfTheWeek inhabiting the Demon World, in Anime/PetitePrincessYucie's chapter.
98	* MeaningfulName: Linda[[note]]Spanish for "pretty"[[/note]] is quite a looker.
99	* MegaCrossover: Of twenty-six different series.
100	* MentorMascot: Shonenji is this to Mike, and later Mahorita would be this for Linda (albeit her attitude is more of an 'upperclassman' rather than a 'teacher')
101	* MusicalSpoiler: When the heroes don't know where have they just landed, they only wait for the series' OP song to start and immediately resume traveling.
102	* NaiveEverygirl: Linda has traits of these, even when she's near Mike's realistic influence.
103	* NakedFirstImpression:
104	--> '''Mike''': (narrates) That was a shock! Along with her memories, Linda had also lost her manners! Only she would have dared to appear before me wearing... arg, I can't end the phrase!
105	** ... Absolutely nothing. There, I said it!
106	* NobodyPoops: Inverted. In ''Manga/LoveHina'''s chapter, Linda hurriedly asks where is the bathroom...
107	--> '''Shonenji''': Remember, Lord Mike, that Lady Linda has her biological necessities too.
108	--> '''Mike''': Ah, yes, I forgot that we travel from here to there, never really stopping...
109	* OccidentalOtaku: Mike is an example of this in his own world.
110	* OfficialCouple: (at the very last chapter, till then, it's a neverending ShipTease)
111	* OneSteveLimit: The following interchange between the two friends...
112	--> '''Linda''': You said this move is the key to drill through Xig-Lem's defenses, right?
113	--> '''Mike''': Correct, you already were witness to Sakura managing to do it.
114	--> '''Linda''': [[Manga/CardcaptorSakura The card-catching girl?]]
115	--> '''Mike''': [[Manga/{{Naruto}} No, the ninja one!]]
116	* OnTheNextEpisodeOfCatchPhrase: Each chapter has his own, corresponding to its base series (like Sakura's ''Join us next time: RELEASE!'' or Digimon Frontier's ''Now the legend evolves!'')
117	* PartyInMyPocket: The recruited Genderiels shack up inside one of the humans' souls to rest.
118	--> '''Gotchi''': Now I will enter the girl's soul, looks comfier.
119	--> '''Mike''': Hey! Are you saying MY soul is dirty? Just go and make Rita company...!
120	* PowerCopying: Linda learns her spells blue-mage style, by exposing herself to the appropriate elements (sometimes by accident).
121	* PowerCrystal: Shojonoe threw a sharp crystal with the intention of killing someone, but it was embedded in Linda's head for two straight galaxies, a la Radioactive Man... (during that period the crystal worked as a plot advancement trinket)
122	* PowerIncontinence: Just when her rosary was completed, Linda began sneezing spells she didn't want to (although Mike mistook it for a [[WesternAnimation/{{Ben 10}} 'master control']])
123	* PowerLevels: Used, of all places, in the Manga/MermaidMelodyPichiPichiPitch chapter... as shown:
124	** Mermaid lvl 1: Gain fish tail, SuperNotDrowningSkills, and resistance to cold.
125	** Mermaid lvl 2: Lose fish tail, gain ImpossiblyCoolClothes, and becomes a MusicalAssassin.
126	** Mermaid lvl 3: Aside from PowerMakesYourHairGrow (present in lvl 2), gain a FrillyUpgrade.
127	** Mermaid lvl 4: (fic-only) More hair growing, changes skin color, learns sonic-boom scream.
128	* RedStringOfFate: Shojonoe, in her last serious battle, detected the two energy strings that meant the two friends had made a vow relative to each other.
129	* ReplacementGoldfish: [[spoiler: The bad guy creates the ultimate Rozen Doll using Shojonoe's and Digidude's egg to power it... just to have someone that could call him 'father'.]]
130	** And of course, his creation loves him [[DaddysGirl a bit too much]].
131	* SaveBothWorlds: Mike is chosen to save the Toon World and the Real World, by stopping the flow of negative energy (regarding Lolicon) coming from the most insane, troubled part of humankind. There is a difference between a harmless pedophile and a child molester, you know.
132	* SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud: Done to ridiculous lengthts during the ''VideoGame/TalesSeries'' chapter:
133	--> '''Mike''': (posing as Emil) clinc Playtime's over... aaarg! (PLAM!) (ras-ras-ras!) It's the final strike! (PLAM!) (bzzz!) insane laughter Darkness Devours: Ain Soph Aur! (BOOM!)
134	* SealedGoodInACan: The Goddess of Lolicon.
135	* SecretTestOfCharacter: [[spoiler: Mike's meeting with Linda was a test done by the Goddess, to be sure she will be bringing a worthy savior to her world. Linda had to be a blank slate... to allow her to adopt her own likes, fears and whatnot from the boy.]]
136	* SexualEuphemism: In the Hinata Hotsprings:
137	--> '''Kaolla''': Hey, the boy with the funny glasses is naked... well, just as the girl is.\
138	'''Kitsune''': You're right! From here you couldn't tell, but I am sure they were about to do this and that to each other...\
139	'''Mike''': (frozen) We weren't!
140	* ShoutOut: Oh boy, where to start... maybe from the beginning.
141	** The division between galaxies is reminiscent of VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy 's gameplay.
142	** Mike's outfit is a reference to [[WesternAnimation/{{Ben 10}} Ben Tennyson's]], while Linda is like [[VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes Travis Touchdown's]]
143	** The first chapter's head paragraph ('a teacher is one who devotes oneself...') takes after the Narrator's first lines in Manga/HayateTheCombatButler 's first OP sequence.
144	** The enemies in the Transformers chapter aren't Masterforce's Decepticons but the ones in the first live action movie.
145	** The BigBad has a self made Transtector, which looks like ''VideoGame/GotchaForce''[='s=] dragon borgs. (Even the name is a ShoutOut: Draco-borg)
146	** When Linda gets bathed in [[Anime/PowerpuffGirlsZ Chemical Z]] her pictomancy powers take after ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI'''s kid artist Relm, complete with living-portrait-kicking-its-models-ass.
147	** In Mermaid Melody's chapter the mermaids get trapped in her half-fish form because of being [[Manga/RanmaOneHalf cursed with springwater]] (which curiously, doesn't come from China but from the Dead Sea) In the same chapter, Linda sings the intro to Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon... with an all-new translation.
148	** The one-shot only attack granted to Mike by Aqua Regina, the 'Dragon Wrath' looks like the similar sounding tech from Shiryu, [[Manga/SaintSeiya the Dragon Saint.]] Of course that was to be on par with the villain, who somehow stole one of Poseidon's Cloths.
149	** [[VideoGame/ValkyrieProfile Lenneth Valkyrie]] makes a cameo in the Manga/AhMyGoddess chapter along with a fellow Norse mythology partner: the squirrel Ratatosk. The heroes were expecting someone a bit more... [[VideoGame/TalesOfSymphoniaDawnOfTheNewWorld blonde.]]
150	** ''Anime/PetitePrincessYucie'' chapter has us meet a young Lucifon, before he met the Gods chosen child, [[VideoGame/PrincessMaker Olivia]]. Apparently, when young he disliked sexy women as much as some famous [[Franchise/{{Disgaea}} evil overlord.]]
151	** All the plot in Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya 's chap stems from the [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Treehouse of Horrors]] episode in which Bart is also a RealityWarper.
152	** Negima's chapter brings us the four mages which founded the 'Jobar' School of Wizardry (it's a spanish term roughly meaning 'aw, man') Their names should [[Franchise/HarryPotter ring a bell.]]
153	** Pokemon's chapter has Ash's cousin visit him and being robbed of her Pokemon, and Mike gets a Pokewatch [[WesternAnimation/{{Ben 10}} that morphs him into different Pokemon.]] And Colosseum's heroes, Wes and Rui, also make an appearance.
154	** Digimon's chapter, set in the Tamers universe, needs some knowledge of the Wonderswan games to fully be understood (Ryo's relatonship with Cyberdramon)
155	** In ''Anime/YuGiOh'''s chapter, good old Yami does a Shadow Game to beat Lord Xig-Lem... and the game that's suggested appears as a minigame in VideoGame/TalesOfEternia.
156	** In the Twilight Princess' chapter, Agitha gives her medallion to Link before being caught, which later summons a giant, golden stag beetle to fight alongside the heroes. Mike describes it best: 'This looks just out of a damm ''VideoGame/{{Mushiking}}'' fight!'.
157	** VideoGame/{{Xenogears}}' chapter delves into Maria Balthasar's missing mom, and it happens to be that she pulled out a [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Yui Ikari]].
158	** The ''VideoGame/TalesSeries'' chapter makes the boy and girl from the second Narikiri Dungeon game take after Mike and Linda's appearance (just after they robbed Emil and Marta's costumes themselves)
159	** All the ''Franchise/FinalFantasy'' chapter, set in the Dissidia world, is reminiscent of the Sanctuary arc of ''Manga/SaintSeiya''.
160	* SubordinateExcuse: Shojonoe began following Xig-Lem's every whim because she wanted to be the one on top of his 'galactic harem'.
161	* ThatCameOutWrong:
162	--> '''Linda''': Come on, Mike, I hope the next time you will let me watch...
163	--> '''Mike''': That sounded quite dirty.
164	* TheChessmaster: You have to give Lord Xig-Lem that: the guy has really masterful plots...
165	* TheDragon: One different in each planet.
166	* TheHeartless: When TheDragon isn't made of pure darkness, it's some character's mind and body gone terribly haywire.
167	* TheKidWithTheRemoteControl: Mike also gets his own Transtector in the Masterforce universe:
168	--> '''Mike''': ITS A FRIKKING GARBAGE TRUCK!
169	--> '''Linda''': I don't see any problem with it...
170	--> '''Mike''': IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE!?
171	* ThemeNaming: Come on, don't tell me you can't guess Shojonoe's name origin... Or [[Anime/OjamajoDoremi Mahorita's]]? Or [[GottaCatchThemAll Gotchi]]? Not even [[Anime/DigimonAdventure Digidude's]]? That's sad.
172	%%* TheOnlyOneAllowedToDefeatYou: More like 'the only one apt to defeat you'.
173	%%* TheReveal: Two of them, one involving Linda and other involving Lord Xig-Lem.
174	%%* ThisIsMyStory.
175	* TimeTravel: This must happen in order for the ''Anime/YuGiOh'' chapter to make any chronological sense.
176	%%* TokenMiniMoe: Each fandom's has the energy needed to restore a bit more of the Goddess' powers.
177	%%* {{Trapped In TV Land}}.
178	* UnusuallyUninterestingSight: Inverted... the first thing many characters notice about Linda is the painful-looking crystal stuck in her forehead.
179	* VillainExitStageLeft: The heroes can never really defeat the villain, only force him to flee.
180	* VineTentacles: The Wood spell of Linda's makes vines grow and do all sorts of whip tricks.
181	* WakeUpCallBoss: the T-rex found in Manga/DragonBall 's chapter, served as a (not)tutorial for Mike's newfound powers as Knight of Lolicon.
182	--> '''Shonenji''': How do you like them Knight's powers?
183	--> '''Mike''': Apart from pulling out a sword from nowhere, they are rather lame.
184	* WhatIsThisFeeling: [[spoiler: Losing his primary follower and fangirl made Xig-Lem reconsider shrugging off her sincere love.]]
185	* YoungerThanTheyLook: The Goddess of Lolicon has been around since... 1955.

Context FanFic / KnightOfLolicon