1 | [[quoteright:278:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/hitmanmiami_4031.JPG]] |
2 | ''Hitman: Miami'' is an AffectionateParody fanfic of ''VideoGame/Hitman2SilentAssassin'', written by "Agent 17" in 2003-2004. |
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4 | It has been written as a {{walkthrough}} for the supposed game ''Hitman: Miami'', a series installment which has the bald assassin 47 HappilyMarried to the Chinese hooker Mei-Ling and living in sunny Miami. He is forced back into business, however, after unknown assailants kill his wife and--what's worse--steal his laptop. Each chapter is a walkthrough for a different mission; they usually poke fun at quirks of the original games. |
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6 | Unfortunately, the series petered out after eight chapters and the promised "pretty deep plot and a twist ending" never saw the light of day. |
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8 | You can read ''Hitman: Miami'' [[http://web.archive.org/web/20070506172844/http://www.hitmanforum.com/category.php?catid=42 on the hitmanforum.com website]][[note]]note that this section has been deleted in the site redesign, so the link goes to the Internet Archive[[/note]]. |
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10 | Not to be confused with ''VideoGame/HotlineMiami''. |
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12 | !!The fic exhibits the following tropes: |
13 | * AffectionateParody: The author is a fan of the ''Hitman'' games, naturally. |
14 | * AirVentPassageway: Used to access the target's office in chapter 8. |
15 | * BestialityIsDepraved: The target in chapter 3 is involved in illegal ferret smuggling, and uses the ferrets for a... specific purpose. |
16 | * BoxedCrook: 47 is made this in chapter 6, after being caught by the police. "If you can drop him, we'll drop the charges." |
17 | * CoolShades: Worn by 47 throughout chapter 1. |
18 | * DeadFic |
19 | * DisproportionateRetribution: Parodying this trope from the original game: |
20 | -->... if 47 walks in, a metal detector will be set off, and an army of guards will shoot 47 on sight, as is standard procedure in the event someone sets off a metal detector, anywhere, in the entire world. |
21 | * GayBar: The Bad Times Cafe in chapter 2, [[CampGay so much]]. |
22 | * KillerGorilla: Chapter 8 has 47 up against genetically engineered, gun-toting gorilla assassins. |
23 | * NeverSuicide: Taken to the extreme in chapter 4, where 47 has to forge suicide notes for every single dead body in the villa (and there are a lot). Then he blows up the entire villa anyway. |
24 | * OriginalFlavour: Well, as close as a text fic can emulate a video game. The fic is trying to, more or less, convey the feeling of playing an actual ''Hitman'' game. |
25 | * ProductPlacement: For Coca-Cola throughout chapter 3. |
26 | * PunnyName: The first chapter has 47 receive an email from a "Vladimir Cutzurnutzov". |
27 | * RhymesOnADime: Mr. Pi during fights, much to 47's frustration. |
28 | * ScannableMan: 47's barcode tattoo becomes a liability when he visits a supermarket. He needs to run his head across the barcode scanner before leaving. |
29 | * WaitingPuzzle: The ending of chapter 2 has 47 wait at a bus stop "for thirty-five real-time minutes". |
30 | ** Chapter 5 has the player "watch the warehouse for hours on end", preferably while reading an interesting novel. |
31 | * WouldHurtAChild: In chapter 7, the only way for 47 to get the money for the supermarket shopping is to garrotte the children in the toy section and steal their cash. |
32 | * YouAllLookFamiliar: A RunningGag is for many bit characters to look identical to minor characters from ''Hitman 2''. |
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