Line #20 DrinkingGame/TrueCapitalist


1	Drinking game for Radio/TrueCapitalist:
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3	* Take a sip whenever Ghost says 'anyway'.
4	* Take a drink whenever Ghost gets a call from Tri$ha, Tzeki, Equestrian Citizen, the Ghetto Capitalist, Asho, Tub Guy, The Internet Buttstalker, Nikolai, the SUCK MAH DICK guy, the OOOOOOOOOO guy or the "Shut Up, Mom!" guy.
5	** Take another drink if Ghost has a full conversation with the SUCK MAH DICK guy without realizing it's him.
6	* Take a drink if a [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic pony]] calls in.
7	** Take another drink if Ghost responds "in-universe" (E.G. threatening to turn the caller into glue).
8	* Take a drink if someone takes too long.
9	* Take a drink every time Ghost takes a drink.
10	* Take a drink if Ghost mentions he could be on Sixth Street.
11	** Alternatively, since the move to San Antonio, take a drink if he brings up San Hambonio.
12	* Take a drink if Ghost mangles a phrase.
13	* Take a drink if Ghost insists he isn't racist.
14	** Take another drink if he talks about "minorities" less than a minute later.
15	* Take a drink if Ghost threatens to get "punitive damages."
16	** Become a teatotaller for life if he actually gets punitive damages.
17	* Take a drink if the Engineer takes over the show.
18	** Take another drink if the Engineer plays the ''Film/BossNigger'' theme song.
19	** Take another drink if, after Ghost returns, he abuses the Engineer.
20	* Chug the rest of whatever you're drinking if Ghost threatens to cancel Radio Graffiti.
21	** Cans.wav if he actually does.
22	* Take a drink if a caller's voice is deemed fruity.
23	** Take another drink if Ghost assumes that the caller is raised by a single mother because of said fruity voice
24	* Take a drink if the caller's family is brought up.
25	** Take another drink if ''Ghost'''s family is brought up.
26	* Take a drink if Ghost refers to himself as a melting pot of friendship.
27	** Take another if he adds that he's "A NICE GUYYYYY!".
28	* Take a drink if Ghost demands the respect accorded one of his many titles.
29	* Take a drink if a Radio Graffiti caller is actually given "exactly three to four seconds" of airtime.
30	* Take a drink if Ghost says a full Twitter or chatroom shoutout trolling name without stopping himself.
31	* Take a drink whenever he ''cans.wav''s
32	** Take another drink if he's also looking for his mic in the process.
33	** Take another drink if he starts puking.
34	* Take a drink if Ghost invites one of his "Guests" onto the show (Mr Fortune Cookie, Tyrone, Paco, Mr Optimism, Father Ghost)
35	* Take a drink whenever Ghost initiates a cluster call.
36	** Take another drink for each popular troll present in said cluster call.
37	* Take a drink if [=KaraszKun=] calls.
38	** Down the bottle ([[CreatorsPet you'll need it]]) if Ghost gives him a segment.
39	** Do this if any of the "Brown Nosers" get a segment, e.g. Teutonic Plague, [=RaidenSnake=], etc.
40	** Have a shot to celebrate [=KaraszKun's=] fall from grace.
41	* Take a drink when Ghost mocks G's crying.
42	* Take a sip whenever Ghost makes a religious swear. Alternatively, you might as well kill yourself right now and save the alcohol.
43	* Take a drink whenever Templeton is brought up.
44	** Take another when Ghost rages about it.
45	* Take a drink if Ghost takes the trolls out to the Woodshed.
46	** Chug the drink if he busts his belt and blames the trolls for it.
47	* Take a drink if a call starts with [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas "I'll have two number nines..."]]
48	* Take a drink every time you hear the Cleveland Show intro during Radio Graffiti.
49	* Take a drink whenever Ghost says "LOOK AT MY GAB, CHECK OUT MY GAB!"
50	* Take a shot if Ghost puts someone in his chatroom in the "woodshed".
51	* Take a drink if Ghost goes on a rant against autism.
52	** Down the bottle if people on Gab or in the chatroom infuriate him during one of these rants, and he extends the rant further.
53	* Take a drink if Ghost calls for "chatroom martial law".
54	* Take a drink if Taco Tuesday or Baller Friday is ruined.
55	* Take a drink when you hear the African Booty Scratcher.
56	* Cans.wav if Ghost ragequits.
57	** Double cans.wav if Ghost leaves.

Context DrinkingGame / TrueCapitalist