Line #24 DrinkingGame/TheBelgariad


1	Drinking game for ''Literature/TheBelgariad'', ''The Malloreon'', and the prequels:
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3	* Go ahead. Take a drink every time someone does something "bleakly". Or is bemused, or has a "sardonic" tone or expression.
4	* In the Malloreon, "with aplomb" appears enough times to get one drunk on even the mildest of beverages.
5	* Take a sip whenever Silk says something sarcastic.
6	* Take a sip whenever Garion says [[IJustWantToBeNormal "Why me?"]]
7	** Take two whenever it's someone else.
8	* Take a sip whenever Polgara makes porridge.
9	** Chug your drink if Silk shows disdain for it.
10	*** Finish your drink if he refers to it as gruel.
11	* Take a sip whenever an Arend suggests doing something stupid
12	** Take two sips if it's something impossible
13	*** Finish your drink if it actually makes sense.
14	* Take a sip whenever a character is brainwashed by the enemy.
15	** Take two if it's Ce'Nedra.
16	* Take a sip whenever the Orb is compared to a small child or animal.
17	** Take two if it's compared to a woman.
18	* Take a sip whenever YeOldeButcheredEnglish is used.
19	** Finish your drink if it isn't an Arend.
20	* Take a sip whenever Ce'Nedra and Garion get into an argument.
21	** Chug if Garion wins.
22	* Take a sip whenever Polgara and Belgarath get into an argument.
23	** Chug whenever Belgarath wins.
24	* Take a sip whenever Liselle and Silk get into an argument.
25	** Chug whenever Silk wins.
26	* Finish your drink if any man ever wins an argument against a woman.
27	** And drink an entire bottle of vodka if it's someone other than Belgarath.
28	* Take a sip whenever Beldin is compared, in appearance, to a troll.
29	* Take a sip any time a man reacts angrily to Beldin insulting Polgara.
30	* Take a sip any time the sorcerers crack jokes about the downsides of another sorcerer's favourite animal form.
31	* Take two sips whenever Barak turns into a bear.
32	** Take three if he angsts about it.
33	* Finish your drink whenever Relg goes on a [[HeManWomanHater rant]] [[SexIsEvilAndIAmHorny about women]].
34	* Take a sip whenever Zakath appears with his kitties.
35	** Take two if he's trying to convince someone to adopt one.
36	*** Take three if someone does actually adopt a kitten.
37	* Take a sip whenever someone makes a joke about Hettar's tendency to mass murder Murgos.
38	** Take two any time the question occurs of who hates Murgos the most between Hettar, Cho-Hag, Zakath and Urgit.
39	*** Take three if the question is over which of them hates Taur Urgas the most.
40	* Take a sip whenever the following exchange or a variant of it takes place:
41	-->''"Is he always like this?"''\
42	''"Sometimes he's worse."''
43	* Take a sip whenever Ce'Nedra says the words "my baby".
44	* Take a sip whenever Ce'Nedra communicates with trees.
45	* Take a sip whenever the voice in Garion's head says something enigmatic.
46	** Take two when he's snarky.
47	** Take three if he's snarking at someone other than Garion.
48	* Take a sip whenever Belgarath gets frustrated by the Prophecy's decisions.
49	** Take two whenever the Prophecy gets frustrated with Belgarath's stubborness.
50	* Take a sip whenever Cyradis says something enigmatic
51	** Take two whenever someone gets frustrated about it.
52	* Take a sip when someone tells someone else not to worry or "let it pass."
53	* Take a sip when someone says "trust me."
54	** Take two whenever it's lampshaded.
55	* Take a sip whenever someone says "One for her/his side".
56	* Take a sip whenever someone speaks wolf.
57	** Take two if that person's ability is a complete shock to others.
58	* Take a sip whenever someone says "How remarkable!"
59	* Take a sip any time a dangerous event or possibility results in Zakath contemplating the merits of picking a fight with it.
60	* Take a sip any time Garion thinks Zakath is behaving like an Arend.
61	* Take a sip any time a long-term bachelor declares their intention to remain unmarried.
62	* Take a sip any time Beldin mocks Belgarath's age.
63	** Take two if someone other than Beldin does it.
64	*** Finish the drink if Belgarath manages to do it to Beldin.

Context DrinkingGame / TheBelgariad