Line #45 DrinkingGame/SamuraiJack


1	[[AC:General Drinking Game]]
2	* Drink whenever Jack gives a speech about heroism and righteousness.
3	* Drink whenever [[ScreamingWarrior Jack yells out a]] {{battle cry}}.
4	* Drink whenever Jack's [[ClothingDamage clothes get dirty, torn up, or lost]], leaving you wondering how he replaces them all the time.
5	** Drink twice if Jack's {{samurai ponytail}} [[SlipknotPonytail also gets undone]], [[CompressedHair unraveling his long flowing hair]].
6	* Drink whenever Jack (or anyone else) destroys a [[MechaMooks robot]] in combat.
7	** Drink twice if [[AmbiguousRobot the robot looked like]] [[RoboticReveal an organic being]], much to your confusion.
8	** Drink ''thrice'' if Jack kills (or otherwise defeats) a '''''non'''-robotic'' enemy.
9	* Drink whenever Jack has saved an innocent person or people. Drink twice if they thank him for his help.
10	* Drink whenever Jack has a flashback to his past, long before he arrived in the future.
11	* Drink whenever Jack [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption tries and fails to reach a]] [[TimeTravel time portal, or other means of returning home]].
12	* Drink whenever Aku vocalizes a mighty {{evil laugh}}.
13	* Drink whenever Aku refers to himself in the {{third person\| person}}.
14	* Drink whenever [[CardCarryingVillain Aku boasts about how evil he is]].
15	* Drink whenever Aku [[KickTheDog is being an evil prick, even if for no reason]].
16	* Drink whenever Aku [[MoodWhiplash pivots]] between being a [[LaughablyEvil funny clown]] or [[HateSink irredeemable scumbag]].
17	* Drink whenever Aku forms an alliance with an individual and/or group, only for him to [[ChronicBackstabbingDisorder betray them]].
18	** Drink twice at the end of "Jack and the Hunters", when ''Aku himself'' is ironically betrayed ''by'' the Imakandi.
19	* Drink whenever Jack and Aku encounter (and probably fight) each other.
20	** Drink whenever Jack [[SayMyName says or shouts Aku's name]].
21	** Drink whenever Aku [[YouFool calls Jack a "fool" or "foolish samurai"]].
22	** Drink whenever Jack has defeated Aku and almost kills him, only for the demon to escape death.
23	** Or instead, drink twice if ''Aku'' has managed to achieve some kind of (minor or major) victory over Jack.
24	* Drink whenever the Scotsman appears. Drink twice when he (or his wife) hurl out insults at someone.
25	* Drink whenever a new character is introduced by their '''real name''', thus subverting [[NamelessNarrative this show's]] [[NoNameGiven usual trend]] [[OnlyKnownByTheirNickname of unnamed characters]].
26	* Drink whenever an attractive woman comes Jack's way, and she either:
27	** A) [[DarkActionGirl Attempts to murder him]], or...
28	** B) [[TheReveal Turns out to]] actually be [[VoluntaryShapeshifter Aku]] in some shape or form. [[note]]This includes [[PaperThinDisguise Ikra]] from "Jack and the Warrior Woman", [[HumanDisguise Jill]] from "[[http://actionpackjack.tumblr.com/post/16397748010/jack-and-jill-jack-is-the-most-gullible Jack and Jill]]" (if you want to include the comics), and [[spoiler:[[TomatoInTheMirror Ashi]] in the ninth episode of Season 5]].[[/note]]
29	* For the episode "Jack and the Flying Prince and Princess", drink whenever ''Franchise/StarWars'' is referenced and prepare to lose your liver.
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31	[[AC:Season 5 Edition]]
32	* Drink whenever the show takes advantage of [[DarkerAndEdgier the freedom that comes with its new TV-14 rating]].
33	** Drink whenever a human, animal, or monster [[BloodierAndGorier bleeds]] and/or [[FamilyUnfriendlyDeath dies]].
34	** Drink whenever you hear profanity (or other naughty words) they couldn't have gotten away with in the past.
35	** Drink whenever the fact of Ashi, her sisters, or their mother [[spoiler:[[FullFrontalAssault being naked]] is made obvious]].
36	* Drink whenever someone says "The Samurai".
37	* Drink whenever someone says "Aku". Twice if it's Jack and/or Ashi.
38	* Drink whenever Jack [[HeroicBSOD suffers a mental breakdown]], and/or starts hallucinating about imaginary people.
39	* Drink whenever Scaramouche says "baby" or "babe", or whenever he {{scat}}s.
40	* Drink whenever Ashi gets a [[FreudianExcuse traumatic flashback about childhood abuse from her mother]].
41	** Drink whenever Ashi gets physically abused by her mother or the giant female mook.
42	* Drink whenever Ashi insults Jack and praises Aku during the third and fourth episodes.
43	* Drink whenever there's [[TheBusCameBack a cameo of an old character from the previous four seasons]] (aside from Jack or Aku, of course).
44	* Drink whenever Scaramouche gets [[ButtMonkey humiliated]] or suffers {{amusing injuries}} [[spoiler:while trying to contact Aku in the sixth episode]].
45	* Drink whenever [[spoiler:any [[ShipTease romantic hints]] between Jack and Ashi]] occur in the eighth episode.
46	** Finish your drink after you see [[spoiler:that [[OfficialCouple their love]] [[TheBigDamnKiss is confirmed]] in the ending]].
47	* Drink whenever you think that [[spoiler:the Guardian is gonna show up. [[DrowningMySorrows You will need those drinks to mourn him]].]]
48	** Finish your drink slowly [[spoiler:after you see [[WhamShot the Guardian's shattered glasses and the ruined time portal he protected]]. Let us all salute the one warrior who actually [[AlwaysSomeoneBetter handed Jack total defeat]], and fell much too soon.]]
49	* '''[[GrandFinale For the final episode of the season, and the series as a whole]]:'''
50	** Pop open that bottle of champagne [[spoiler:when [[BackForTheFinale all the people whom Jack had helped before]] [[BigDamnHeroes come to his rescue]].]]
51	*** Take a sip for [[spoiler:[[MassivelyNumberedSiblings every single daughter]] that the Scotsman mentions by name in their mass introduction. Afterwards, see if you can remember ''and'' pronounce all their names right.]] It is truly a feat to behold, especially if one is soused, to get it right on the first go without having to consult a transcript, or pausing the episode, or checking the closed captions on the TV recording.
52	** [[spoiler:Finish that bottle after you see [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Jack finally defeat and kill Aku in the past]].]]
53	*** Get a hard scotch and drink it down nice and slow, when [[BittersweetEnding the ending]] rolls around. It will ''hurt''.
54	*** Optional: If you believe that [[spoiler:Ashi's death qualifies as a {{heroic sacrifice}}, perfectly conscious on her end or not,]] take a saluting drink.
55	*** Lastly, celebrate the conclusion of ''Samurai Jack'' with a toast to the show, childhood memories, and Creator/GenndyTartakovsky -- that is, if [[BittersweetEnding the ending]] isn't [[BrokenBase making you curse the creator instead, because you're mad at what happens]].
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57	[[AC:Bonus Games]]
58	* '''Hardcore Edition:''' After you've watched Season 5 from start to finish, rewatch it from the start. Take a drink every time anything involving Ashi is cast in a new light due to the revelations in later episodes. Ex; when she screams that "Aku is the father of all fathers" or how Jack tells her he doesn't want to become just a memory. Note: it's best to start this game with a clean slate.
59	* '''Ultimate Edition:''' Go back and watch the series from start to finish and take a drink every time you notice the animation style goes through subtle changes and [[ArtEvolution evolutions]], such as the frequently {{off model}} nature of Jack and Aku in the pilot three-parter compared to Season 1, Season 1's more {{limited animation}} and continuing off-model tendencies compared to the higher budget Seasons 2-4, and especially how different Season 5 stylistically looks to Seasons 1 through 4 due to [[TechnologyMarchesOn major advances in digital animation technology between 2004 and 2017]].
60	* '''Meta:''' Drink every time you go on Website/YouTube videos of Music/DeanMartin's "Everybody Loves Somebody" and you see comments related to this show. Have an ambulance on standby.

Context DrinkingGame / SamuraiJack