Line #11 Creator/THEPETEPETERSONEXPERIENCE


1	'''THE PETE PETERSON EXPERIENCE''' (formerly known as Baconator) is an... erm... [[CrackFic interesting]] fanfiction writer.
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3	How does one describe THE PETE PETERSON EXPERIENCE? Hmm, tough. The best description would probably be a slightly LighterAndSofter version of Comics Nix; while his stories generally lack explicit sexual content, they're just as insane and misspelled. And if you were looking for accurate, faithful depictions of a work and its characters? [[{{OOC}} Look]] [[OutOfCharacter elsewhere.]] TPPE's material consists mostly of:
4	* Nonsensical ''VideoGame/SlyCooper'' crackfics relying mostly on VulgarHumor, including [[ClusterFBomb cluster F bombs]], [[GroinAttack groin attacks]], and [[strike: Murray]] [[ButtMonkey "Murry"]] being either made fun of for being "fat and retarded", brutally killed, or both.
5	* Death fics simply titled [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin "(character name) Dies A Horrible/Violent/Painful Death"]], which are almost always the EXACT same story written line for line, only with different character names and small details pasted in. In these stories, various characters are [[BloodyHilarious brutally]] [[{{Gorn}} dismembered]] by a [[ComedicSociopath serial killer]] named [[CardCarryingVillain Evil]] Inspector Andy. In the introductions, he claims that he "loves" these characters and has dolls of them that he sleeps with every night. The words he uses to describe the their "accents" are also quite interesting. (What exactly does a [[Series/{{Seinfeld}} "gay accent"]] sound like? What's a [[Series/{{House}} "dr accent"]]? How about a [[VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}} "Big-Head accent"]]? A [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy "retard ]] [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants accent"]]?) A [[ComicStrip/{{Garfield}} "cat accent"]]?)
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7	It's a strong possibility that TPPE is a [[TrollFic troll]] (he all but admitted it in ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3281580/1/Believe Believe]]''). But he's certainly...''interesting''.
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9	[[http://slipknotfan1.deviantart.com/ He's also on]] Website/DeviantArt!
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11	There are a few dramatic readings of his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8sNqCJk7qY work]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6fvzgMJorY right]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StMcvlcTr48 here]].
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13	!!Stories:
14	* ''FanFic/IndianaJonesDotCom''
15	* ''FanFic/RedDeadRedemptionButWithAGoodEnding''
16	* ''FanFic/HarryPotterUsesFacebookForTheFirstTime''
17	* ''Fanfic/BatmanTheBlackening''
18	* ''Fanfic/SlyCooper100''
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20	!! Tropes:
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22	* AnachronismStew: John Marston plays a Playstation 3, makes a jetpack, drives a Ferrari, plays basketball, and plays X-Box 360 in [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7157007/1/Red_Dead_Redemption_But_With_A_Good_Ending Red Dead Redemption But With A Good Ending]]. Similarly, ''Franchise/HarryPotter Uses Facebook for the First Time'' has Justin Bieber and the eponymous social networking site showing up in the early-mid 90's setting of the books.
23	* TheBadGuyWins: Evil Inspector Andy almost always succeeds in killing his targets and getting away with it.
24	* BeigeProse: His writing is ''very'' simplistic.
25	* BigNo: Exaggerated in [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4035094/1/Sly-Cooper-In-NO "Sly Cooper In: NO!"]].
26	* BlackComedyRape: Done quite a bit in some of his fanfics including "Sly Becomes Mr. Hands" and "Sly Cooper Opens A Resturant".
27	* BuryYourGays: If there is a gay character in his fanfics, he is bound to die really quick.
28	%%* ButtMonkey: Dear ''God'', [[strike: Murray]] [[VideoGame/SlyCooper Murry.]] Although it is averted in [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7154161/1/Sly_Goes_To_the_Dentist Sly Goes To the Dentist]].
29	* CampGay: This happens to [[strike:Clock]] [[VideoGame/SlyCooper [=COCKwerk=]]] in ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3871383/1/If_Clockwork_Was_Gay If Clockwork Was Gay]]'', the horse in ''[[http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=§ion=&global=1&q=sly+cooper+mr.+hands#/d1axmdn Sly Cooper Becomes Mr.Hands]]'', and the conductor in ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7157007/1/Red_Dead_Redemption_But_With_A_Good_Ending Red Dead Redemption But With A Good Ending]]''.
30	* CardCarryingVillain: Evil Inspector Andy, as well as Doctor Jones in ''Indiana Jones.com''.
31	* CessationOfExistence: From "Sly Gets A Monster Truck", after Sly sucks up Murry's ghost with a vacuum and launches it into the sun:
32	--> they launched the vaccum and destroyed murry's [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment spirit and soul]]. murry was nothing now. he could never reach the after life now. he was dead spiritually, mentally, and physically. he was nothing.
33	* ComedicSociopathy: All over the freaking place.
34	* CrackFic: That's putting it mildly.
35	* DigitalPiracyIsEvil: ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3696053/1/Sly_Makes_A_Bootleg_DVD_And_Goes_To_Jail Sly Makes A Bootleg DVD And Goes To Jail]]''.
36	* DisproportionateRetribution: In "The Inevitable: Jar Jar Binks Gets Killed", [[Franchise/StarWars Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda and Mace Windu]] brutally kill Jar-Jar Binks, all because [[CaughtWithYourPantsDown they caught him masturbating]].
37	* [[spoiler: TheDogBitesBack: After being humiliated for countless fanfictions, Murry strikes back in "Sly 100".]]
38	* FreakyFridayFlip: ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3725427/1/Sneaky_Saturday Sneaky Saturday]]''.
39	* EvilTwin: Bently's brother (Or Cousin?), "Nently" from [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3871406/1/Cooper_Makes_Hunting_Legalized Cooper Makes Hunting Legalized]] and [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7154161/1/Sly_Goes_To_the_Dentist Sly Goes To the Dentist]].
40	* GroinAttack: Too many to count.
41	* IAteWhat: The Crapburgers and "racoon tails" made in Murry's restaurant from [[http://slipknotfan1.deviantart.com/art/Sly-Cooper-Opens-A-Resturant-78830353 Sly Cooper Opens A Resturant]].
42	%%* JerkAss: It'd be easier to name the characters who ''aren't'' this trope.
43	* KarmaHoudini: Evil Inspector Andy almost never gets any form of comeuppance.
44	* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Would ''you'' trust a guy named Evil Inspector Andy?
45	* NoDeadBodyPoops: This happens to Murray in ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3183630/1/The_Return_of_Murray The Return of Murray]]'', in a ShoutOut to Chef's death in ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''.
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47	* PyrrhicVictory: Evil Inspector Andy may have successfully killed [[Series/GilligansIsland The Skipper]] in "Gilligan Dies a Horrible Painful Death", but [[HoistByHisOwnPetard he gets caught in the inferno that he made on the island]].
48	* ShockSite: Makes several references to them. There are even a few stories where [[VideoGame/SlyCooper Sly]] decides to reenact them, with predictable results.
49	* ShoutOut: To ''Film/RevengeOfTheSith'' in "Murry the Robot", and ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' in "The Return of Murray".
50	* StrawLoser: "Kaiser Scott" in all of his appearances. He even loses to fights against [[ButtMonkey "Murry"]].
51	* TakeThat: His stories frequently feature "shout-outs" to flamers, most notably "Kaiser Scott".
52	* ThisIsForEmphasisBitch: Used in "Sly And Bently Actually Make Iced Burritos".
53	* TookALevelInBadass: [[spoiler: "Murry", of all characters]] in "Sly 100". [[spoiler: He]] even gets a [[spoiler: HumongousMecha that looks like a fusion of a Gundam and a school bus]] and even kills almost everyone in the story!
54	%%* TookALevelInJerkass: Once again, [[spoiler: "Murry"]] in "Sly 100".
55	* UnwillingRoboticisation: ''[[http://slipknotfan1.deviantart.com/art/Murry-the-robot-75563880?q=gallery%3Aslipknotfan1%2F9300117&qo=76 Murry The Robot]]''.
56	* VillainProtagonist: Unlike in the games, [[VideoGame/SlyCooper the Cooper Gang]] are pretty much straight criminals with very few sympathetic qualities.

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