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| 2 | ->'''Marcy:''' But unlike evolution, I'm not letting you off the hook, Al. Now can you tell me what a woman's body has to do with selling beer? |
| 3 | ->'''Al:''' All right, number one - if it wasn't for beer, there would be at least three people who probably wouldn't be married - Me, Jefferson, and probably Lisa Marie Presley. Number two - since men buy beer, advertisers have to cater to what we want. And hold on to your corncob pipe - we like pretty women. Pretty women sell beer, ugly women sell tennis rackets. Pretty women - cars; ugly women - minivans. Pretty women make us buy beer, and ugly women make us ''drink'' beer. |
| 4 | -->-- Al Bundy and Marcy Darcy discussing the finer points of SexSells, ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'' |
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| 6 | Edward Leonard "Ed" O'Neill Jr. (born April 12, 1946 in Youngstown, Ohio) is best known as playing Al Bundy (the once-great high school quarterback now reduced to working at a women's shoe store to support his lazy, bon-bon eating wife and crude, ungrateful children) on the raunchy FOX sitcom ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'', or more recently as Jay Pritchett on ABC's more family-friendly ''Series/ModernFamily''. Even though he's famously portrayed snarky patriarchs (though Jay Pritchett isn't as snarky as Al Bundy), he's had a fairly successful and varied acting career in many movies and TV series: |
| 7 | * Title character "Dutch" Dooley in ''Film/{{Dutch}}'' |
| 8 | * Danny O'Shea in ''Film/LittleGiants'' |
| 9 | * Glen in ''Film/WaynesWorld'' |
| 10 | * Det. Paulie Sellitto in ''Film/TheBoneCollector'' |
| 11 | * Lt. Joe Friday on ABC's 2003 revival of ''Franchise/{{Dragnet}}'', and |
| 12 | * Gov. Eric Baker on NBC's ''Series/TheWestWing'' |
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| 14 | In addition to being a traditional actor, Ed has lent his voice talents to several animated productions: |
| 15 | * Mr. Litwak in ''WesternAnimation/WreckItRalph'' |
| 16 | * Orson from ''WesternAnimation/ThePenguinsOfMadagascar'' |
| 17 | * Hank in ''WesternAnimation/FindingDory'' |
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