Line #48 Characters/Oglaf


1	[[foldercontrol]]
2	!The closest thing we have to main characters [[note]]Oglaf is not among them[[/note]]
3	[[folder:Ivan]]
4	[[quoteright:170:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/image_2024_01_12_162105491.png]]
5	The Apprentice to The Mistress, Ivan leads a life of pain, suffering, and non-masturbating.
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7	* TheApprentice: Joined up with The Mistress to learn magic. Turns out he's not the first--she ''never'' teaches them actual magic and just gets off by tormenting them.
8	* CosmicPlaything: Enforced by The Mistress, of course, but even when he temporarily escapes the castle nothing at ''all'' goes right for him and he ends up right back where he started.
9	* MasturbationMeansSexualFrustration: In his case it does, since a major hobby of The Mistress is to arouse him and then not let him get off. However once she knows he's doing this, she makes it so his jizz comes to life as a "cumsprite" to inform her that he's doing something he's not allowed to. Notably this is the ''very first comic''.
10	* PutOnABus: Gets put in a magic-induced coma after the Guilt Lizard arc and hasn't been seen since.
11	[[/folder]]
12
13	[[folder:Navaana]]
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15	* OfCorsetsSexy: Typically wears one over her jumpsuit
16	* FacialMarkings: Has a triangle over each cheek, pointing inward.
17	* OurVampiresAreDifferent: Hoo boy. This one is a sexually inexperienced (at first) black woman who claims to be a doctor despite having no medical skill and a detective despite not knowing what is and is not a crime. She displays zero common vampire powers other than the fangs and zero weaknesses other than sunlight.
18	* QuackDoctor: Seriously this woman has no idea what she's doing, but she still charges. Shades of ObsceneOBGYN since she usually uses sex (often with herself) as a solution to ailments.
19	* SexyWhateverOutfit: During the interrogation portion of the "Fun God" arc, she dressed up in one to seduce the perp. Only problem is she and the monks and very little time to find anything to use. She goes with "Fruit Viking"...and then with "Sexy Ghoul" just to do it again for more info. She pointedly did not go with BedsheetGhost or "Hat Rack"
20	[[/folder]]
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22	[[folder:Greir]]
23	[[quoteright:137:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/image_2024_01_12_162456529.png]]
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25	* ButchLesbian: Other than her long hair, anyway. She has only been shown as willing to have sex with women...and even then, only for a price.
26	* CuttingTheKnot: Does this in her first story, sexually satisfying the Snow Queen (who is freezing cold and thus harms anyone who tries to have sex with her) by donning a thick coat and using a strap-on.
27	[[/folder]]
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29	[[folder:Vanka]]
30	[[quoteright:176:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/image_2024_01_12_161748707.png]]
31	A thief, equally likely to use her wits, wiles, or murder to get her hands on valuables and break out of prison.
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33	* AllThereInTheManual: Her name hasn't thus far actually been used in the comic.
34	* CrazyPrepared: She even booby-traps [[spoiler:her own vagina]] in "The Rogue's Arsenal".
35	* EyepatchOfPower: She wears a scarf over one eye that has the same effect
36	* ImpossibleThief: Most notably in "Fingers."
37	* NavelDeepNeckline: She usually wears a dress with a deeply plunging neckline, which she often uses to tease or tempt others as she can easily open it to expose her breasts, such as in "Fingers".
38	* VaporWear: Her outfit is cut low enough in front and high enough on the sides to demonstrate this ("Cryophilia", for example).
39	* WeaknessTurnsHerOn: According to Vanka in "Lapidary," "sometimes you can be so sad you go all the way around to being hot." When her victim proves utterly pathetic, she bones him.
40	[[/folder]]
41
42	[[folder:Kronar]]
43	[[quoteright:186:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/image_2024_01_12_160917749.png]]
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45	* BarbarianHero: He's a ManlyGay version. It's {{parodied\|Trope}} in "Dark Miasma", where his barbarian values apparently cause him to regard writing as sorcery, and even ''arrows'' as only borderline not-sorcery.
46	* DoesNotLikeMagic: Though his opinion on the definition of it may be skewed since he thinks of arrows as borderline not-sorcery...
47	* DualWielding: Does this in "Kronar Takes a Toll" and the "Dark Miasma" stories. Especially impressive considering his right hand's fingers are mostly lopped off.
48	* EyesAlwaysShut: Except when showing rage or shock, he basically takes ClintSquint to its logical conclusion.
49	* {{Fingore}}: Kronar lost all the fingers on his right hand after holding on to a sword by the blade to insert the hilt in the anus of a guy. [[HandicappedBadass He still kicks ass.]]
50	* HeManWomanHater: Kronar and all of his fellows utterly reject anything remotely feminine. It helps that they're capable of HomosexualReproduction, so they don't actually ''have'' to interact with women.
51	* MagicSkirt: Notably averted; he wears a rather dangerously short {{Loincloth}}. Whenever he's in a fight, the fact that he's GoingCommando is easy to see.
52	* ManlyGay: It's probably not a coincidence he's always on top in whatever sex acts he gets up to. The former part getting tested is basically the plot of "Dark Miasma". [[spoiler:He feels no shame over how he dressed and what he used to defeat the sorceress because feelings are for women.]]
53	* TestosteronePoisoning: Kronar and his fellow warriors are very masculine, so... they [[MisterSeahorse reproduce by themselves]], [[HeManWomanHater shun women]] and [[ManlyGay are gay]].
54	[[/folder]]
55
56	!Recurring Characters
57	[[folder:Oglaf]]
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59	* AdvertisedExtra: Shares his name with the comic (whether or not it's named after him is unclear), but only appears in a handful of strips and hasn't been seen in years.
60	* BlessedWithSuck: Oglaf, the chosen one, has the power to... ejaculate in the form of words. Too bad he can't read.
61	* TheChosenOne: Apparently is this, but for what, exactly, is never revealed.
62	[[/folder]]
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64	[[folder:The Mistress]]
65	[[quoteright:147:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/image_2024_01_12_162409970.png]]
66	Evil ruler of a nation who doesn't believe in wearing much clothing, but does believe in tormenting Ivan until the end of his days.
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68	* BadBoss: Mostly to Ivan, but she sometimes goes after other minions.
69	* EvilRedhead: And how!
70	* SorcerousOverlord: Her magical power is often implied to be very mighty, though mostly she uses it for sexual reasons. We do eventually se her use it to collapse a tunnel.
71	* {{Stripperiffic}}: She may have an UnlimitedWardrobe but none of it leaves anything to the imagination.
72	* VillainousFriendship: With Sandoval, despite their differing ideas on tormenting Ivan.
73	[[/folder]]
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75	[[folder:Sandoval]]
76	Ambassador of Xoan. Very into Ivan.
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78	* AssInAmbassador: Not towards the Mistress, but he's one hell of a libertine.
79	* DepravedHomosexual: So very much. Most of his page time is spent trying to find ways to molest Ivan.
80	* EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep: He's usually just called "the Xoan Ambassador".
81	* TheFairFolk: Tall, pale, long flowing hair, pointy ears, beautiful features, capricious nature, lusty, enjoys tormenting mortals... Sandoval is some sort of elven noble, and not the "nice" kind.
82	* NobleDemon: Strangely, yes. He could just rape Ivan or have someone else take his virginity, but he respects that Ivan's a virgin and comments that it's a "rare gem in an age of poverty". He also never uses force to get anyone into bed, preferring seduction or occasionally magic to make them willing.
83	[[/folder]]
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85	[[folder:The Snow Queen]]
86	[[quoteright:201:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/image_2024_01_12_161034670.png]]
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88	* CantHaveSexEver: The Snow Queen's biology makes it impossible for her to have sex because her partner will get badly injured or frozen to her, which is unfortunate because she needs to reach climax for winter to end. Even vibrators don't work on her because they get damaged by the cold. Fortunately, Greir figures out that she can have sex with her using a strap-on. The Fukken' Awesome Dwarves later provide a more permanent solution by inventing a cold-proof vibrator.
89	* EndlessWinter: Winter lasts until the Snow Queen is... satiated. She's not villainous but is seen as an obstacle.
90	* FisherKing: Satisfying her seems to bring about the start of spring.
91	* GroinAttack: Not deliberately, but if a man attempts traditional sexual intercourse with her, he...''[[LiterallyShatteredLives suffers]]''.
92	* AnIcePerson: The Snow Queen seems to be a personification of winter, or to be tied directly to the season itself, as satisfying her sexually is apparently necessary to bring winter to a close. The problem is that her body is so cold that trying to be intimate with her carries ''serious'' risks as if one was trying to be intimate with a block of actual ice. She is nonetheless an adorably kind and considerate person, always polite and genuinely terribly sorry when one of her pretendants gets wounded. Also, [[https://oglaf.com/justice/ her reaction to being assaulted and repeatedly stabbed]] is to assume it's foreplay and apologize for not getting into it.
93	* PowerStereotypeFlip: She's AnIcePerson who needs to be "satisfied" for winter to become Spring, but personality-wise she is incredibly nice with a caring personality.
94	* {{Underboobs}}: Her outfit, presumably for easy access since almost all of her appearances have her welcoming someone into her boudoir, and considering what has to happen for spring to [[{{Pun}} come around]].
95	* WinterRoyalLady: Quite literally, she has the appearance down and she basically ''is'' Winter (or something like that).
96	[[/folder]]
97
98	[[folder:The Dwarves]]
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100	* AwesomeButImpractical: Pretty much anything built by the dwarves is going to be so over-the-top as to be worthless. Notable examples include a three-bladed sword the size of a plow that is designed to fuck your wife at night, a ring of bliss that instantly killed the user through sheer happiness, a chess-playing golem that "plays to fukken win" (read: it flips the board), a door locker that requires you to have sex with it, and something called a "cunt auger." That said, their attempts to make sex toys for dragons paid off, since being over-the-top when dealing with dragons is a good strategy.
101	* BunglingInventor: At least in the opinion of everyone else. The dwarves seem to be satisfied with the outcomes.
102	* CloudCuckooLander: Their inventions are mostly uniquely weird and of dubious usefulness. They also may suffer a LogicBomb.
103	* FishEyes: The dwarves are sometimes drawn with these ("Brass Knobs", "tool", "Ring of Bliss", "Cavalcade of Wonders").
104	* {{Keet}}: They are extremely excited and happy about everything they do.
105	* OurDwarvesAreAllTheSame: They are more like [[OurGnomesAreWeirder Dragonlance gnomes]] than typical fantasy dwarves, being inventors of [[AwesomeButImpractical (mostly) impractical gadgets]].
106	* SirSwearsALot: All of the [[ClusterFBomb fukken dwarves]] have fukken limited vocabularies.
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108
109	[[folder:Curse Wraith]]
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113	[[folder:King Blowjob]]
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115	* BlessedWithSuck: Perhaps ''the'' most literal example [[https://oglaf.com/gifted/ we'll ever find]] -- he is a man "cursed" to be the world's best at blowjobs. The comic's world being what it is, his talent is exactly what's needed to defeat an enemy champion in single combat, repel the invading army, and become king.
116	* FromZeroToHero: He starts off as an ordinary low-ranking soldier and adventurer. After being cursed to be the best at blowjobs, he uses his skill to save the kingdom from invaders, ending the war and becoming king. Later on, he also saves the kingdom from a guy whose sexual powers are causing destruction.
117	* TheGoodKing: He rules over a "peaceful fellatiocracy," throws himself without hesitation on a sexually frustrated man in the middle of a "cock rampage," and spares no effort to free the man from his condition when he realizes a curse is behind it.
118	* MortonsFork: The curse put on him was intended to be this. If he uses his talent, he'll just be "the blowjob guy"; if he doesn't, he'll have to live with the knowledge that he has an awesome talent just going to waste. The spirit is proven right when the man tries to say he is now a world champion at something, only to remember what the spirit said and sadly say "nothing". And later subverted when he finally uses it and becomes ''King'' Blowjob Guy.
119	* SexGod: Of course. He is ''the'' best at what he does.
120	[[/folder]]
121
122	[[folder:The King from "A Very Deep Chasm"]]
123	An unnamed monarch, levelheaded and standard-issue.
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125	* OnlySaneMan: He appears to be the only sane person in his whole kingdom, and spends most of his appearances meting out irritation with the insane people and grifters who keep turning up at his court.
126	* SmartPeoplePlayChess: Implied. He's definitely smarter, or at least saner, than everyone around him, and he claims to have been "quite the grandmaster."
127	[[/folder]]
128
129	!Gods
130	[[folder:God]]
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132	[[/folder]]
133
134	[[folder:Devil]]
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138	[[folder:Sithrak]]
139	* EyeScream: Has two nails embedded in his eyesockets.
140	* HatesEveryoneEqually: According to his followers, devout worshippers and nonbelievers will suffer the same eternal fate.
141	* MadGod: His followers interpret him as such. In truth, not so much.
142	* NotEvilJustMisunderstood: Big time. His followers insist he will torment everyone equally after death regardless if they good or bad ("So stay alive as long as you can!"). He explains to one of his cultists that he was the equivalent of an EmoTeen when he wrote that and that's not what will happen after death, before resurrecting him to spread the truth. Of couse, the cultists misinterpreted this as petty mind games ("His hate for us knows no bounds!").
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