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1All characters from ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Farzar}} Farzar]]''.
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3[[foldercontrol]]
4!Royal Family
5[[folder:Czar Renzo]]
6->'''Voiced by:''' Creator/LanceReddick
7The corrupt and dictatorial czar of Dome City.
8----
9* AdamWesting: You can tell that Creator/LanceReddick has lots of fun, voicing Renzo, seeing as how he really chews the scenery with his funny quotes and little monologues. He also does lots of references to his other characters such as Cedric Daniels from The Wire and Agent Clappers from Paradise PD.
10-->'''Renzo''': In my office ''now'', [=McNulty=]!
11* ArchNemesisDad: Even before going full-on villain mode, Renzo was always very antagonistic and conflicting toward Fichael, treating him like garbage and straight out verbally and emotionally abusing him, whenever he got the chance. [[spoiler:In the Season 1 finale, this hit its epiphany when Renzo and Fichael started batting it out with their [[HumongousMecha robot suits]] in an ultimate fight to the death.]]
12* AssholeVictim: It's hard to pity Renzo [[spoiler:after he dies in the season 1 finale]] considering he's [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain bigoted]], abuses his son, etc.
13* BadBoss: Renzo orders his royal servants to kill themselves for the pettiest of reasons, such as witnessing him fail to do a backflip.
14-->'''Renzo''': I landed on my goddamned skidookeys! Everyone who saw that, kill yourselves!
15* BlatantLies: Half of what he says is a crap lie, when addressing his son, his wife, and his citizens. His fibs will always vary but the reason for his dishonesty is generally to make himself look like a good person.
16* BeyondRedemption: In the season 1 finale, [[spoiler:Fichael]] finally decides he's an irredeemable bastard. Considering [[spoiler:he tried to kill all aliens among other things]], this is understandable.
17* TheCaligula: Renzo is a bloodthirsty war criminal who only married Fichael's mother Flammy to gain access to the throne, and enforces all manner of unjust and racist policies against the alien natives of Farzar. He also oppresses the human inhabitants, forcing them to constantly praise him, and literally rewrites history just to make himself look like a legendary hero.
18* EvilVersusEvil: Renzo is just as, if not, a million times worse than Bazarack.
19* FantasticRacism: Renzo is prejudiced against aliens and doesn't want any of them in his town. His racism toward aliens mirrors American racism toward Mexicans, with him refusing to let them cross the border and deporting any alien people from Dome City if he doesn't like them.
20** He's also racist against robots in a manner that mirrors African-American slavery, forcing robots to be subservient to humans and obey all of their commands for them.
21* FantasyForbiddingFather: Renzo forbids Fichael to be a war general at all, let alone go out on the dangerous mission to kill Bazarack. Even when forced to give him a team, Renzo threw together a [[RagtagBunchOfMisfits ragtag bunch of misfits]], gave his team an [[FunWithAcronyms unflattering name]], gave them bullshit missions like collecting rocks for his koi pond, and even bought Renzo's general outfit from Party City just to show little faith he has in him.
22* HerCodeNameWasMarySue: Renzo's partly-truthful war stories of his past depict him as a glorious superhuman saint, who kills through entire alien armies like it's nothing.
23* HumongousMecha: [[spoiler:In "War and Peace", Renzo had a giant robot suit, which he used to fight the aliens.]]
24* HypocriticalHumor: Renzo is known for his hypocrisy. In "The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins", he's extremely against aliens but also watches tons of alien porn.
25* InferioritySuperiorityComplex: PlayedForLaughs. Despite often acting like a megalomaniac, if the reveal of his SelfDeprecation in the seventh episode is anything to go by, Renzo's self-esteem is actually shit.
26* {{Jerkass}}: He's selfish, hot-tempered, and generally unpleasant to everyone around him.
27* LongHairedPrettyBoy: His beautiful blonde butt-length hair always billows in the wind and glistens in the sunshine, which goes greatly with his awesome chiseled face and Greek-God like body.
28* MrFanservice: He has a muscular physique, fairly muscly arms, and is seen in his underwear several times.
29* ParentalNeglect: As seen in "Save the Reaper Demons", Renzo spent very little quality time with his son throughout his life, lying to him about being busy taking care of "Space Pirates" just to get out of doing anything with him, even if it was to take him to the hospital when he was suffering from a deadly allergic reaction.
30* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: Renzo is a dictatorial human supremacist, who is blatantly and proudly racist against aliens and robots.
31* ScrewYourself: Sometimes, Renzo makes Flammy wear a mask of himself while having sex.
32* {{Trumplica}}: In "The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins", Renzo served as a stand-in for Donald Trump, acting as a racist, hypocritical dictator, who enforced oppressive anti-immigration and anti-abortion laws onto his country.
33* UnmanlySecret: In "Save the Reaper Demons", he admitted that he wears women's deodorant.
34[[/folder]]
35
36[[folder:Prince Fichael]]
37->'''Voiced by:''' Creator/DanaSnyder
38The tsarevich of Dome City and the leader of The SHAT Squad.
39----
40* AbsurdPhobia: Fichael is afraid of Draculas.
41* AmbiguouslyBrown: Fichael is born to the very dark-skinned Renzo and the very light-skinned Flammy but seems to take more after his mother's skin genes, making him a white-passing mulatto.
42* ArtificialLimbs: [[spoiler:Fichael got his hand cut off in "War and Peace" and had it replaced with a stick.]]
43* BigFun: Fichael is kind of on the chunkier side and depending on who you ask, can be a gas to spend time with, albeit in small doses.
44* BoobBasedGag: Very downplayed. His manboobs, while not particularly big, are the cause of a couple jokes (like when [[spoiler:Bazarack]] mistakes them for B-cups). It's also been mentioned that one of them is bigger than the other.
45* ButtMonkey: Fichael regularly falls victim to pain, insults, and humiliation, more than everyone else.
46* ChildishToothGap: Fichael has a gap in his teeth, which symbolizes his [[ManChild childish personality]].
47* DudeLooksLikeALady: A {{downplayed|trope}} one. Although he doesn't look feminine, [[spoiler:Bazarack]] mistakes him for a girl in the season 1 finale.
48* DumbBlonde: A rare male example that's becoming more common, Fichael is a blond-haired man and an ''extraordinarily'' stupid one at that, being so terminally braindead, that one would be puzzled as to how this idiot is still alive if it weren't for his governmental protection by the top czar and czaritza of his enclosed society.
49* EmbarrassingMiddleName: Fichael's middle name is literally "Stupid Shit".
50* FakeMemories: In "Memory Wars", it was revealed that Renzo used a memory gun on Fichael a lot during his childhood to implant false memories in his head of him being a good father. The fake memories didn't come free though and Renzo was too cheap to pay for ad-free fake memories, so a lot of his false memories incorporate in product placement for random products.
51* HairOfGoldHeartOfGold: Along with being a RareMaleExample of a DumbBlonde, Fichael is an all-loving [[NiceGuy sweetheart]].
52* ManChild: Fichael is 30 years old and still acts like he's 3.
53-->'''Fichael''': I drew a clown's nose blue but a clowns's noses is actually red.
54** In fact, he still drinks his mom's breast milk and he's proud of it.
55* NiceGuy: He's a sweetheart to almost everybody.
56* NoSocialSkills: Fichael's behavior in public is wildly inappropriate. A good example of this was his first date with Val in "St. Pudchugger's Day". At a fancy restaurant, he ignored his date for most of the beginning of their outing, drawing on the children's menu like a child, making Val feel visibly uncomfortable. He made a scary comment about cutting women's eyes out in magazines, which of course, made her feel threatened. This was followed up by him asking a personal question about her wiping her ass and then, randomly leaning in and kissing her on the face without consent.
57-->'''Fichael''': Fun facts about humans; They only have one butthole and touching nipples is not an appropriate greeting ... and those are just two things I learned earlier today!
58* PostStressOvereating: Oftentimes, Fichael engorges on entire packets of hot dog wieners, when he's stressed out.
59* SuperGullible: Fichael believes pretty much every single lie Renzo tells him, even when it's beyond obvious that he's talking through his ass.
60-->'''Fichael''': You ''lied'' to me my whole life about Space Pirates making you do the bad things you did!? How could you!?
61-->'''Renzo''': Uhhh, ... Space Pirates made me do it.
62-->'''Fichael''': Oh, okay.
63* TeenyWeenie: Fichael has a tiny chose, which he named "Mr. Stumpy" and glued googly eyes on.
64* TokenGoodTeammate: Arguably the only member of The SHAT Squad, (aside from Billy), who isn't a rapist, a drug addict, a murderer, or a serial destroyer of worlds.
65* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Hot dogs.
66* WellDoneSonGuy: Similar to previous protagonists [[WesternAnimation/{{Brickleberry}} Steve]] and [[WesternAnimation/ParadisePD Kevin]][[note]]though the latter is a more prominent example than the former[[/note]], all Fichael wants is approval from his father Renzo.
67* WhiteSheep: He's also the only member of the royal family who's not a corrupt racist dictator or an inbred rapist pervert.
68[[/folder]]
69
70[[folder:Queen Flammy]]
71->'''Voiced by:''' Creator/GreyDeLisle
72The tsarina of Dome City, wife of Renzo, and mother of Fichael.
73----
74* CaptainOblivious: Is completely unaware of the man Renzo truly is.
75* CoolOldLady: Flammy proved to be pretty badass in "Memory Wars", when pulling a gun made out of her dentures on Bazarack and threatening him to stay away from Renzo, which ultimately caused an all-out war between the two cities.
76* DirtyOldWoman: For a woman her age, Flammy's sex drive is increasingly high and skyrocketing, with her being into all sorts of twisted, sickening, fucked-up sexual activities.
77* MayDecemberRomance: Though their exact ages are unknown, Flammy is noticeably way older than Renzo.
78* ScatterbrainedSenior: Has no idea where she is half the time.
79-->'''Flammy''': Where the fuck ''am'' I?
80[[/folder]]
81
82!S.H.A.T.
83[[folder:Scootie]]
84->'''Voiced by:''' Creator/JerryMinor
85A drug-addicted cyborg and best friend to Fichael.
86----
87* ArtificialLimbs: His entire body is comprised of robotic replacement limbs.
88* AmusingInjuries: His series of tragic events, where he kept losing his limbs every time he went to war. [[spoiler:This all ended with the ultimate blow of him getting his [[GroinAttack dick chopped off]] by an automatic door, officially depriving him of all his human parts and turning him into a man made entirely of [[ArtificialLimbs prosthetic limbs]].]]
89* BiggerIsBetterInBed: He certainly thinks so. Scootie takes great pride in the size of his penis and loves flaunting it, when having sex with girls.
90-->'''Scootie''': I don't like to brag about it, but it's big, by the way.
91* BrokenPedestal: Despite being perceived by most as a hero, Scootie is, as a person, kind of an asshole. This was exemplified best in "Robot Revolution", when [[spoiler:he led the robots in a strike against the government and became an idol among the robots for his dedication to fighting for their rights. In the end, when he became a cyborg and was no longer mistreated for his race, Scootie immediately abandoned his followers, since he no longer had anything to gain from his fight for civil rights.]]
92* TheCasanova: Scootie is a real ladies' man, having a lot of girls on his arm sometimes.
93* CompensatingForSomething: Inverted. Scootie is using his giant penis as compensation for his shitty personality. Billy hit the nail on the head in "Robot Revolution", when calling him out on this but Scootie denied it.
94* {{Cyborg}}: Technically, Scootie is 1% human, as he has a human taint on his crotch.
95* {{Expy}}: A pretty clear knockoff of Denzel Jackson from [[WesternAnimation/{{Brickleberry}} Brickleberry]], even more overt than Gerald Fitzgerald from [[WesternAnimation/ParadisePD Paradise PD]], as now they even went back to giving him the same body type, obsession for sex and drugs, and even got Jerry Minor to voice act for him again.
96* FantasticDrug: Scootie is addicted to Snuffle-Snarts, a tiny alien species of adorable little fluffballs that can be crushed up into dust and snorted like coke.
97* GagPenis: [[spoiler:After having his human penis chopped off]], Scootie had to get a robot penis as a replacement. This one was giant and included a drill for a glans and it was used as a prop for many funny jokes.
98-->'''Barry''': [[MediaNotes/AudioDescription For our visually impaired viewers]], [[BreakingTheFourthWall he's using his penis to make the shadow.]]
99* GroinAttack: [[spoiler:Scootie getting his dick chopped off by the automatic doors at the end of "Welcome to Farzar".]]
100* InsistentTerminology: For the last time, people! He's not a robot. He's a cyborg.
101* ReallyGetsAround: Scootie is a single guy, who spends a fair share of his time, sleeping around with strangers.
102* RobotBuddy: Scootie is the robot best friend of Fichael.
103* TheStoner: When he's not snorting snuffle snarts, he's usually smoking weed in his grass-tronaut helmet, which is just a bong that he wears over his head like an astronaut.
104-->'''Fichael''': I don't think drugs are gunna make me feel better.
105-->'''Scootie''': That's all they fucking do!
106* TheseusShipParadox: Scootie originally started off as a human being but kept losing human parts in battle and getting robotic [[ArtificialLimbs artificial limbs]]. By "Robot Revolution", Scootie had lost his last human part and gone from cyborg to robot. This was explored more in "Memory Wars", when all of Scootie's human parts were gathered up and reassembled, making Scootie technically exist as two separate entities. [[spoiler:Later on, both Scooties came to the conclusion that neither one of them was the "real" Scootie, as the "real" Scootie died sometime during his battles, where he lost his limbs and his soul had since been damned to Hell for all eternity.]]
107* TokenMinority: The token black guy to The S.H.A.T. Squad, (that is, if you don't count Fichael).
108* WithFriendsLikeThese: Scootie is a really selfish and distrustful friend to Fichael, rarely ever helping him out in times of need. He is quick to betray Fichael when he needs him the most and yet, still relies on Fichael to help him with his problems.
109[[/folder]]
110
111[[folder:Val Skullcruncher]]
112->'''Voiced by:''' Creator/KariWahlgren
113An elementary school teacher, who has Mal as her siamese twin.
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115* TheAlcoholic: Val drinks a lot of booze on her days off.
116* BadassTeacher: Val is a kickass freedom fighter, who protects her students from the wrath of Bazarack and his legion of alien minions ... and fails terribly.
117-->'''Val''': Aaaand, they're all dead. Oh, well. I tried.
118* BrainyBrunette: Val is a sophisticated brown-haired girl, who's quite well-versed in history.
119** This serves as a perfect [[{{Foil}} foil]] to her [[DumbBlonde boyfriend]].
120* BrokenBird: Val suffers in silence, while Mal ruins her entire life, forcing her to repress her emotions and be the good girl in their family and [[PolarOppositeTwins contrast her behavioral issues]], ruining all her relationships with men, and getting her fired from her job as a schoolteacher. [[note]](Or at least [[GeorgeJetsonJobSecurity suspended without pay]].)[[/note]] Not only that, but she also has to date a [[AbhorrentAdmirer repulsive dipshit]] who treats her like a piece of meat.
121** [[spoiler:This would all finally pay off in the episode "War and Peace", where she'd finally get the courage to snap back, after killing her first alien. This led to her taking control over Mal and putting her in her place and later breaking up with Fichael and calling him out for being such an abusive, misogynistic dipshit.]]
122* CasualDangerDialogue: In "Save the Reaper Demons", Val took the day off, while Mal fought for her life against a rogue reaper demon. Val was physically in the presence of imminent doom but acted as though she was someplace else.
123-->'''Val''': Ugh. Why is everything wicker these days?
124* ConjoinedTwins: With Mal. At least until the season finale, where an errant beam of chaos separates and frees them ([[HollywoodHealing and presumably perfectly cauterizes the wound left by severing the tissues that join their halves]]).
125* CoolTeacher: Not everyone can say their teacher also works a part-time job as a space warrior, blasting evil aliens to death with lasers.
126* CuteBookworm: Val is a bookish, scholarly type girl who's pretty easy on the eyes, so long as you ignore the whole siamese twin thing.
127* GenkiGirl: As an elementary school teacher, Val is always positive, cheery, and peppy and brings an air of joy and happiness to the team.
128* GrammarNazi: Teaching kindergarteners how to speak proper English is troubling enough. The last thing she needs is to hear her adult friends end their sentences with prepositions.
129-->'''Mal''': We've gotta do something quick.
130-->'''Val''': Ooh, "Quickly". It's an adverb.
131-->'''Mal''': Shut the fuck up, Val!
132* OnlySaneMan: The only truly level-headed person on the team, even more so than Billy. [[spoiler:Or at least she was until [[SanitySlippage she went off the deep in]] in "War and Peace" and became a ravenous, bloodthirsty, psycho and turned into an even worse person than Mal.]]
133* PolarOppositeTwins: Val is the kind-hearted and soft-spoken elementary school teacher to Mal's ruthless and savage war veteran personality.
134** [[spoiler:At the end of Season 1, Val breaks free from this character type and shows her true colors, as a homicidal, bloodthirsty sociopath, who's actually WORSE than Mal. When this happens, Mal has to counteract Val's villainy by becoming the good twin, making for a clean role reversal.]]
135* SilentScapegoat: Keeps her mouth shut and powers through the pain, while the rest of the world pushes her around and tells her what to do. She forces a smile and pretends to be happy as a clam when in her mind, she's a ticking time bomb seething with fury, that she plans to one day unleash onto the entire czardom of Farzar.
136-->'''Val''': ''[thought]'' Oh, who cares. All the people will die at my hand one day, anyway.
137* SmartPeopleWearGlasses: Val wears some very teacherly spectacles to compliment her intelligence.
138[[/folder]]
139
140[[folder:Mal Skullcruncher]]
141->'''Voiced by:''' Creator/KariWahlgren
142A grizzled war veteran, who has Val as her siamese twin.
143----
144* ActionGirl: As a decorated war veteran, who's killed before, Mal is perfect for The S.H.A.T. Squad.
145* BadLiar: As tough as she is, she's not good at keeping a secret. In "St. Pudchugger's Day", she secretly broke up Val and Fichael and pretty much blew her cover by breaking out into a [[WesternAnimation/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas Grinch-like]][[SlasherSmile evil grin]].
146* ConjoinedTwins: With Val. At least until the season finale, where an errant beam of chaos separates and frees them ([[HollywoodHealing and presumably perfectly cauterizes the wound left by severing the tissues that join their halves]]).
147* ElectronicEyes: She has a cyborg eye, which she uses as a VR system, a scanning device, and also a laser-shooting weapon. Episode 3's robot strike [[spoiler: has the cybernetic eye hop off her face to join in, and it's revealed her regular eye ''is'' intact beneath it]].
148* HairTriggerTemper: She is an easy person to piss off. If you do the slightest thing to annoy her, she'll beat your face to a bloody pulp with one punch if she's in a good mood.
149* HiddenHeartOfGold: Despite her rough and menacing exterior, Mal is actually a sweet and caring sister to Val, who's always on the verge to protect her. She can be a bit overprotective at times, scaring off all of her boyfriends, who she doesn't see as good for her but overall, her heart is in the right place and at the end of the day, it's clear she only wants the best for her conjoined twin.
150** [[spoiler:This was exemplified in "War and Peace", when Val finally snapped and told her that she never wanted to see her again. This cut so much deeper than anything she'd ever experienced in war, that it literally brought Mal to tears.]]
151* LittleMissBadass: Ever since childhood, Mal was a rotten apple, smoking cigarettes and stabbing rabbits to death, when she was still in kindergarten.
152* OutOfCharacterMoment: In "Baz, Bangs, & Brains", a mind-reading machine revealed that she [[DirtyMindReading secretly fantasizes about having all kinds of sex with Fichael]] even though out loud, she says nothing but insults toward him and his pathetic character.
153-->'''Mal''': ''[thought]'' Fichael's ass looks hot on those tight pants.
154-->'''Mal''': Ohhh, shit, uh, ... uh, [[BadLiar I think my brain machine is broken]]?
155-->'''Mal''': ''[thought]'' Broken like Fichael's pelvis when I was riding him in that dirty, dirty dream last night.
156* PolarOppositeTwins: Mal is a violent, cold-blooded war veteran who's been to Hell and back and is still on the hunt for blood, which contrasts directly with Val's personality as a warm and fuzzy elementary school teacher.
157** [[spoiler:At the end of Season 1, Val breaks free from this character type and shows her true colors, as a homicidal, bloodthirsty sociopath, who's actually WORSE than Mal. When this happens, Mal has to counteract Val's villainy by becoming the good twin, making for a clean role reversal.]]
158* TheQuincyPunk: A butch punk girl with a blue mohawk and a bunch of facial piercings and tattoos.
159* ReallyGetsAround: Probably one of the most prolific sluts on Farzar. Every night, after 9:00, she has an entire group of men all lined up in her bedroom to take turns fucking her.
160* RebelLeader: Although she's a former soldier, Mal is not the type to take orders. In "Robot Revolution", she led an army of kindergarteners to overthrow their oppressor (the principal) by having them all stampede into his room and beat the living shit out of him.
161* RiotGrrrl: Mal is a punk rock feminist who'll find a fitting casket for anyone who tries to give her shit.
162* ShellShockedVeteran: A former soldier from the war on The Netherlands, who's seen the pits of Hell and below.
163-->'''Mal''': Reporting for duty, sir. I've been on over 700 missions in the alien wasteland. SANCHEZ, DON'T BE A HERO! Operation: Delta Brimstone; '72. We were pinned down and I had to eat my whole goddamned platoon. Shitting dog tags and little pieces of Sanchez for months.
164* UnmanlySecret: Mal secretly adores puppy dogs and goes into her VR world to play with a bunch of cute and adorable doggies. She doesn't want to hurt them or kill them. She just wants to give them love and affection and boop their little noses. Not that she'd ever let anybody know this, of course.
165** There's also her secret crush on Fichael, as was revealed in "Baz, Bangs, & Brains".
166[[/folder]]
167
168[[folder:Barry Barris]]
169->'''Voiced by:''' Creator/DavidKaye
170A mentally-ill perverted scientist with constant suicidal tendencies.
171----
172* AbductionIsLove: Barry has a hobby of kidnapping the women he's attracted to, mostly by trapping them in burlap sacks and taking them away to who knows where.
173* DirtyOldMan: [[PlayedForLaughs Played for grim laughs]]. He's a very horny old man, who loves to [[AbductionIsLove kidnap]], harass, and [[BlackComedyRape rape]] random women, including his own mom.
174-->'''Barry''': Can't a man have a hobby?
175* FourthWallObserver: Barry tends to be the most meta of the bunch, making the most fourth wall jokes out of any main cast member, besides Renzo and Bazarack.
176-->'''Barry''': [[MediaNotes/AudioDescription For our visually impaired viewers]], [[BreakingTheFourthWall he's using his penis to make the shadow.]] For our hearing-impaired viewers, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint HE'S USING HIS PENIS TO MAKE THE SHADOW!!!]]
177* GeniusDitz: Despite being a genius scientist and innovative inventor, Barry is kind of a dipshit.
178-->'''Barry''': Perhaps nobody's ever told you this before but, I am an idiot.
179* HearingVoices: Barry is schizoid, who hears the voices of several different people in his head, besides just his own.
180** He was also the only character capable of hearing the narrator in the Valentine's Day special.
181* HowTheMightyHaveFallen: Barry used to be the most lauded and accomplished scientist in all of Farzar back in his day, before he started undergoing the effects of numerous [[SanitySlippage mental breakdowns]], turning him into the dysfunctional lunatic he is today.
182* MadScientist: Barry is completely fucked in the head and creates a bunch of weird sexual inventions, such as his sexual assault rifle, a gun that shoots dildos.
183-->'''Barry''': This is a pussy magnet. Unfortunately, if it turned it on, I'd violate my probation.
184* NoSocialSkills: As seen in "Flammily Reunion", Barry has absolutely no idea how to talk to women or people in general. He didn't understand what smiling was and assumed Galaxia was "bearing her teeth" at him.
185* RapeAsBackstory: It's been established that Barry was molested by his father as a child, (his dad called it "touchy time" and told Barry not to tell anyone) which probably explains why he turned out to be such a sick pervert.
186* RepetitiveName: '''Barr'''y '''Barr''is.
187* SanitySlippage: Due to unknown causes, but are most likely justified by his age, the formerly very well-adjusted Barry Barris had gone through a number of mental breakdowns in his later years, to the point where he's now an absolute nutcase who should really be put away somewhere far from society.
188* SplitPersonality: In "Baz, Bangs, & Brains", we discover that Barry has several alternate personalities in his head, all who constantly talk to him and drive him crazy. This includes the personality of a psychopathic pervert named "Pineapple Charles", who fuels his libido.
189-->'''Pineapple Charles''': I'm harder than uncooked rice!
190* SuicideAsComedy: Barry tells several jokes about his desire to kill himself.
191-->'''Barry''': I got this noose for myself as a birthday present. [[{{Pun}} It's a gag gift.]] [[DontExplainTheJoke Get it?]] What, nobody likes suicide puns anymore?
192* TeleportGun: There's Barry's trademark wormhole watch that can open portals to other locations. However, he really only ever uses it to spy on his mother in the shower.
193[[/folder]]
194
195[[folder:Billy]]
196->'''Voiced by:''' Creator/DavidHerman
197A genetically spliced amalgamation of several different animals, aliens, and humans, created by Barry Barris.
198----
199* BewareTheNiceOnes: Even though Billy is the nice one of the bunch, he can still pack a punch, when his friends are in danger. Epitomized in "Save the Reaper Demons", when he put up a huge fight against a reaper demon, who was trying to kill his friend, Fichael.
200* {{Catchphrase}}: "Me Billy, hey."
201* DumbassHasAPoint: Although Billy is generally an idiot, he can be pretty logical and has a lot of smart moments, where he raises a good point about something going on. However, he's usually completely ignored by everyone for this.
202-->'''Billy''': Billy think Scootie insecure and big penis just make self feel better.
203* ExpressiveEars: Billy's dog ears go up, when he's frightened.
204* ExtremeLibido: Being created and raised by Barry Barris, it's no surprise to see that Billy is commonly sexually invigorated and engages in a lot of public masturbation. One of his favorite ways to jerk off is dragging his elephant foot across the ground, which has a giant vagina plastered on the bottom.
205* TheFriendNobodyLikes: Unfortunately, Billy gets treated like this by the team sometimes, despite him literally being the friendliest and nicest member of the squad.
206-->'''Scootie''': We ain't your friends, you Noah's arc-looking motherfucker!
207* FriendToAllLivingThings: Makes sense, considering he's made of all living things. Billy gets along with just about everything on Farzar, even if it's literally a piece of shit.
208-->'''Billy''': Little Bob Dookie died and now Billy sad.
209* GagPenis: Taken to extremes with Billy. This guy has a bunch of dicks and vaginas plastered all over his body. Most notably, the horns on his head are actually two keratin dicks, when they get polished.
210* GentleGiant: Billy is the biggest and toughest guy on the team but he's also the most tender and sweet-hearted.
211* TheHeart: Billy is such a loving and friendly guy, who brings the whole team together.
212* {{Hermaphrodite}}: As a creation with several male and female genitals on his person, Billy is technically a hermaphrodite, even though he identifies as a male, using he/him pronouns and being referred to as Barry's son.
213* HulkSpeak: Billy talks in the third person.
214* HybridPower: Billy has the powers and abilities of the animals that were used to make him. He has the strength of a T-rex, the [[PowerPincers sharp claw of a lobster]], the crushing weight of an elephant, the [[SmellySkunk spraying powers of a skunk]], and the hard-as-steel asshole of a reaper demon.
215* IAmAMonster: Billy felt like this in "Save the Reaper Demons", where he kept running into issues with being the behemoth that he was. He felt like an unloveable freak, blamed Barry for making him the way he was, and went into hiding. However, he later decided to [[BeYourself love himself for who he was]] and be proud of being a mutant interspecies hybrid.
216* TheKlutz: Even though he's well-meaning, Billy is a bit of a klutz and can often harm people with his [[HybridPower superhuman strength]]. In "War and Peace", he worked as a nurse and tried to bandage people's wounds but ended up slicing people's wounded limbs right off of them with his [[PowerPincers crab claw]].
217-->'''Billy''': Whoopsy daisies!
218* MisterSeahorse: Billy laid an egg in "Save the Reaper Demons" and it hatched into a miniature version of himself.
219* MixAndMatchCritters: Billy is a behemoth made out of the genetically spliced body parts of all kinds of different living creatures, including but not limited to lions, alligators, pigs, zebras, crabs, birds, elephants, and skunks.
220* PigMan: Justified. He has a pig snout, spliced into him by his creator.
221* PowerPincers: Billy has a lobster giant lobster claw for his right arm.
222* SmellySkunk: Billy has a skunk tail and a skunk's stink glands put in his rectum, giving him the ability to spray out green poopy, whenever he's frightened.
223* StrangeSyntaxSpeaker: Aside from his [[HulkSpeak hulk speak]], Billy sometimes talks backwards like Yoda too.
224* TokenGoodTeammate: The only member of the team who's neither a murderer, a rapist, a misogynist, a destroyer of planets, a racist, or a clinically insane maniac. (Even Fichael is a bit of a chauvinist prick.)
225* ToothyBird: Billy has a bird beak that has teeth in it. It's unknown if these teeth came with the bird of if Barry spliced some teeth from random other creatures onto there. It's pretty safe to assume it's the latter.
226* VerbalTic: Billy usually puts "Hey" at the end of his sentences.
227* VoiceChangeling: Billy is really good with voice impressions. This was best exhibited in "St. Pudchugger's Day", when he did a perfect voice impression of Bazarack, (though the latter refused to admit it sounded like him), and then later got accepted into an improv group for doing a good narrator voice for his act.
228[[/folder]]
229
230[[folder:Zobo]]
231->'''Voiced by:''' Creator/CarlosAlazraqui
232Fichael's pet chaos-celot, who feeds off of chaos and destruction.
233----
234* ExpressiveEars: His ears frequently move backward to express his mood, though it mainly happens when he's upset.
235* KillerRabbit: He might look like a RidiculouslyCuteCritter, but he's actually a member of an AlwaysChaoticEvil race that literally feeds off chaos and misery, and will unleash an apocalypse on Farzar if he absorbs enough of it. [[spoiler:The season 1 finale has him to exactly that, except it's aimed at Renzo's HumongousMecha, limiting the damage he manages to do.]]
236* PokemonSpeak: Originally, he only said his own name before it was revealed that he could actually talk.
237* PsychoPink: He's cute, initially seems innocent, is mainly colored pink, and [[BreadEggsMilkSquick is addicted to chaos]].
238* TeamPet: Fichael owns him and considers him a pet and as a chaos-celot, Zobo is the token animal to The S.H.A.T. Squad, not counting whatever the fuck [[MixAndMatchCritters Billy]] is.
239[[/folder]]
240
241!Alien Kingdom
242[[folder:Bazarack Francine Finklestein]]
243->'''Voiced by:''' Creator/DanaSnyder
244An evil alien who plans to take down Renzo and dominate Dome City and all of Farzar.
245----
246* AntiVillain: Bazarack's plans to kill Renzo and take over Dome City are actually kind of justified, considering how Farzar was a planet that rightfully belonged to him and his people. before Renzo came in, stole their land, ravaged their resources, and destroyed their culture. Renzo is the real villain and Bazarack is just trying to get back what's his.
247* AmbiguouslyGay: Bazarack acts kind of like a [[CampGay camp gay]] stereotype and makes a bunch of stereotypically gay-sounding comments.
248-->'''Bazarack''': I guess I'm just a pretty little liar.
249** And then there's also that time when he flat-out had sex with Renzo.
250* BadBoss: Bazarack is a horrible boss to his minions, especially Clitaurus, who he treats like absolute shit. Bazarack orders Clitaurus around, forces him to bust his ass, and insults his wife on the regular. One episode even [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking suggests he sometimes eats their lunches]].
251-->'''Bazarack''': Clitaurus, get your gargoyle-looking fat fucking wife in here. Better change my name to "Sassarack", am I right?
252* BigBadWannabe: A [[PlayedForLaughs comical]] example. He's, narratively speaking, the main villain of the show and the intro makes him seem like a badass leader. Unfortunately, he's so clownishly incompetent that he's a bigger threat to his own men than he is to the human city.
253* BadLiar: Bazarack is terrible at lying most of the time.
254-->'''Bazarack''': Hello, you dopey bitch. That Bazarack was the best driver I've ever seen. I'll sign whatever form says he gets his driver's license back immediately. Just tell me what my name is and how to spell it.
255* EmbarrassingMiddleName / EmbarrassingLastName: His full name is "Bazarack Francine Finklestein" but he prefers to go by "Bazarack Killdiedeath".
256* HornsOfVillainy: Bazarack has devil horns.
257* HypocriticalHumor: He claims in one episode that he'd never make banana {{pun}}s, then makes several of them.
258* InferioritySuperiorityComplex: Not as much as Renzo, at least on the "Superiority" part. However, a couple setbacks reveal his arrogance is a front that conceals an insecure alien. His (poorly-done) campaign ad even describes him as "insecure" and a "narcissist".
259* LaughablyEvil: Bazarack is a real comedian, who's a lot more funny than he is threatening.
260* LosingYourHead: Fichael cuts off Bazarack's head at the end of the first episode, only for the second to reveal that Bazarack's species can regrow their heads, with the drawback that they have to go through Rapid Aging to return to their proper age, puberty included.
261* PsychopathicManchild: A variant of type III as he's nowhere as [[BigBadWannabe threatening]] or [[LaughablyEvil creepy]] as most cases. Nevertheless, he's an evil alien overlord... who still acts like a kid and even plays with toys despite being a grown-up.
262* SpikesOfVillainy: Bazarack installed a bunch of spikes in his suit of armor, which causes a lot more harm than good. He managed to get himself stuck to the ground one by tripping and getting his spikes jammed into the rocks below.
263-->'''Bazarack''': See? I told you these crotch spikes were a great idea. I don't care that I caught lockjaw, trying to piss. I don't.
264* TakeOverTheCity: Though he's prone to getting sidetracked, part of his EvilPlan is to take over Dome City.
265* VillainHasAPoint: Sure, he isn't a saint himself. However, he's right about Renzo being an evil bastard. [[spoiler:Lampshaded by Fichael in the season 1 finale]].
266[[/folder]]
267
268[[folder:Clitaurus]]
269->'''Voiced by:''' Creator/DavidKaye
270Bazarack's evil henchman.
271----
272* AccidentalMisnaming: Bazarack has called him "Clitoris" and "Guitar Piss".
273* BeleagueredAssistant: A downtrodden, constantly abused, yet infinitely loyal lackey to Bazarack. He makes several wise suggestions regarding his work but is almost always ignored by Bazarack completely.
274* BigRedDevil: Although technically not a devil, he is a big red monster with big pointy horns.
275* BlindObedience: Stands strong by Bazarack's side and obeys his every order with no questions asked, no matter how absurd, unorthodox, or downright idiotic his demands may be.
276* BrokenBird: On top of being from the oppressed race of aliens, whose planet was colonized and raped by Renzo, Clitaurus has slaved away as an [[BeleagueredAssistant overworked minion]] to a [[BadBoss disrespectful boss]] for years and all he got in return was, his home getting nuked, his kids getting injured, his wife (probably) getting killed, and finally, [[spoiler:was shot dead ... twice]].
277* ButtMonkey: Bazarack doesn't have an ounce of respect for him, whatsoever.
278* DisneyDeath: [[spoiler:Took a bullet for Bazarack in "Memory Wars" and supposedly died, only for it to be revealed in the next episode that he actually faked his own death to motivate Bazarack to focus his work more on taking over Dome City.]]
279* KilledOffForReal: [[spoiler:After it was revealed that [[DisneyDeath he faked his own death]], Bazarack gets scared to see him alive again and shoots him to death.]]
280* LivingEmotionalCrutch: Deep down, Clitaurus truly cares for Bazarack's well-being and is there for him in good times and in bad. In "Save the Reaper Demons", for instance, he stood by Bazarack's side, when he was depressed about failing to take over Dome City for the millionth time.
281* PersonalMook: Bazarack treats Clitaurus like a servant, more than anything.
282* PunnyName: His name is a portmanteau of the female sexual organ, "Clitoris" and the astrological sign, "Taurus", playing into how he has horns like a bull and is also red, squishy, and difficult to find.
283* SycophanticServant: Even though Bazarack is a complete piece of shit, Clitarus still bends a knee to him and kisses his ass, apparently being blind to just how much of a dick he really is.
284* UndyingLoyalty: Refuses to leave Bazarack's side, no matter what happens. In "Baz, Bangs, & Brains", Clitaurus remained faithful to Bazarack, even after he fucked himself over by putting out a smear campaign against himself and pretty much blew all of his chances of ever becoming the supreme leader of The Netherlands ever again.
285* UnfortunateName: His name sounds like the woman's reproductive organ, "Clitoris".
286[[/folder]]
287
288[[folder:Gorpzorp]]
289->'''Voiced by:''' Creator/DavidKaye
290Bazarack's scientist minion, who gets treated like a dog.
291----
292* {{Catchphrase}}: "I'm a scientist, dammit!"
293* MadScientist: A scientific genius, who uses his knowledge and inventiveness for evil.
294* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: Gorpzorp is shown in "Memory Wars" to be a very profound and eloquent speaker, who is really good at ad-libbing poetry.
295-->'''Gorpzorp''': Dearest, Flammy. I lie awake thinking of you at this violet hour, tossing and turning with passion. Oh, how I long for your tender touch and even as much as a gentle brisk upon thy moist and crispy bosom.
296* TeamPet: Gets treated like a dog by Bazarack for some reason.
297* WarriorPoet: A beautiful and scholarly poet but also an ass-kicking fighter on the battlefield.
298[[/folder]]
299
300[[folder:Quarf]]
301->'''Voiced by:''' Rocky Russo
302Bazarack's teenage nephew, who only works for him because of nepotism.
303----
304* AffectionateNickname: Calls Bazarack "Uncle B".
305* ContrastingReplacementCharacter: [[spoiler:After Clitaurus died, Quarf assumed his role as Bazarack's new right-hand man. Unfortunately, he was nothing like Clitaurus, being a lazy, incompetent boob, rather than a loyal, hard-working badass.]]
306* DumbassTeenageSon: The nephew variant of this. He's just a dim-witted, slothful teenager, who works for Bazarack.
307* MixAndMatchCritters: Quarf is half alien, (the same species as Bazarack), and half swamp creature, though it's unclear wether he's a crocodile of a komodo dragon.
308-->'''Quarf''': I'm half crocodile? But mom says my dad was a Komodo dragon.
309-->'''Bazarack''': Who knows? That squishy slut fucked half the swamp.
310* {{Nepotism}}: The only reason Bazarack allows an idiot like him to work as one of his minions is because [[ThickerThanWater he feels obligated to support his family]].
311-->'''Bazarack''': I'll never forgive my sister for getting knocked up by that crocodile.
312* OnlySaneMan: Despite his idiocy, Quarf is still smarter than Bazarack.
313-->'''Bazarack''': Why the fuck is this war taking so goddamned LONG!?
314-->'''Quarf''': Wars usually last longer than 20 minutes, Uncle B.
315-->'''Bazarack''': Yeah, well so do your fat wife's toothy blowjobs!
316-->'''Quarf''': I'm not married.
317* RunningGag: [[spoiler:Bazarack will usually insult Quarf's wife, the same way he insulted Clitaurus' wife before he died. However, since Quarf isn't married, Bazarack's jokes all fall flat, making him break down, crying in Quatf's arms.]]
318* ThickerThanWater: Bazarack feels obligated to allow Quarf to work for him, despite his many faults, just because he's his nephew.
319[[/folder]]
320
321[[folder:Fump]]
322->'''Voiced by:''' Roger Black
323One of Bazarack's many loyal henchmen.
324----
325* EvilMinions: Just another one of Bazarack's many evil minions.
326[[/folder]]
327[[folder:Harold]]
328->'''Voiced by:''' Creator/DavidKaye
329A serial killer old man from Shady Acreon 4, who worked for Bazarack for a short time.
330----
331* {{Expy}}: Of Miles Webb from ''[[Series/TheGoldenGirls The Golden Girls]]''.
332* SerialKiller: Harold is a vicious and relentless serial killer, who's willing to flat-out murder everyone in cold blood without giving it a second thought, just to calm the voices in his head.
333[[/folder]]
334
335!Others
336[[folder:Flobby]]
337->'''Voiced by:''' Waco O'Guin
338A stupid hillbilly [[NonIndicativeName intellectoid]], who reproduces asexually with his brother, Belzert.
339----
340* {{Expy}}: Of Bobby from ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Brickleberry}} Brickleberry]]'' and Robby from ''[[WesternAnimation/ParadisePD Paradise PD]]'' respectively. They're all [[HalfWittedHillbilly half-witted hillbillies]], who spend their time, doing drugs with their homosexual fuck buddies. He also follows the theme of all of their names rhyming with "Obby" and they have similar designs.
341* FriendlyEnemy: Despite being a on-and-off villain, Flobby is occasionally a good friend and supportive ally to Fichael and the other members of The S.H.A.T. Squad.
342* HalfWittedHillbilly: Flobby is just your typical dumbass redneck hillbilly archetype, only this time [[RecycledInSpace IN SPAAAAAAAACE!!!]]
343* MyBrainIsBig: Flobby has a massive brain that stretches out his head.
344* NonIndicativeName: Flobby is from an alien species called the "Intellectoids". However, he is completely idiotic and doesn't have an ounce of wit in his colossal butt-shaped brain.
345* OutWithABang: Flobby can't have sex, as he comes from a species that'll suffer from a brain explosion if they ever orgasm. As such, it'd be wise to avoid sexual encounters but... we all know he's not good at that as he's been seen engaging in sexual activity on numerous occasions. In "Flammily Reunuion", he [[EroticAsphyxiation choked himself and his chicken]] at the same time. In "The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins", he mentioned how he and Belzert had gone to the whorehouse regularly to see pornographic actress, Tammy Tentacles.
346* SelfDuplication: Flobby's entire species consists of just clones of him and Belzert. They clone themselves with a reproduction cycle which, while asexual, is still ''vomitously'' vulgar.
347-->'''Flobby''': I stick my tongue in his butthole. That's how we reproduce. I stick out my lips and suck out all the juice.
348* TheyKilledKennyAgain: Flobby and Belzert die time and time again when they're on screen but because there's [[SelfDuplication countless clones]] of all of them, all of whom identify as the same person and share the same collective brain cell, their deaths are completely irrelevant.
349* TooDumbToLive: Flobby and Belzert have the tendency to kill themselves with their stupidity, such as in the first episode, where they all blew themselves up with a suislide whistle, even after witnessing all their other clones get murdered by doing the same thing.
350-->'''Flobby''': Cool, a slide whistle!
351[[/folder]]
352
353[[folder:Belzert]]
354->'''Voiced by:''' Roger Black
355A braindead slackjaw intellectoid, who reproduces asexually with his brother, Flobby.
356----
357* {{Expy}}: Of [=BoDean=] from ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Brickleberry}} Brickleberry]]'' and Delbert from ''[[WesternAnimation/ParadisePD Paradise PD]]''. He's another cross-eyed fast-talking yokel with a stupid-looking underbite, who likes to do drugs with his homosexual fuck buddy. His name even sounds like the alien-ified version of "Delbert".
358* FriendlyEnemy: Belzert will occasionally drop his whole antagonistic role to help out his enemies like Fichael and Billy with their various problems.
359* HalfWittedHillbilly: Belzert is an illiterate, uncultured, classless hick, who talks like certified white trash.
360* MyBrainIsBig: Belzert has a massive brain that stretches out his head.
361* NonIndicativeName: Belzert is from an alien species called the "Intellectoids". However, he is completely idiotic and doesn't have an ounce of wit in his colossal butt-shaped brain.
362* OutWithABang: Belzert comes from the Intellectoid species, which will die if it has sex. Although it's never been seen, it was made clear that if an Intellectoid has an orgasm, his brain will explode and he will die.
363-->'''Belzert:''' Basically, if we-
364-->'''Flobby:''' [[FunWithHomophones Cum, we go]]!
365-->'''Belzert:''' Dammit, Flobby! If you steal another one of my jokes I'm gunna jerk you off to death!
366* SelfDuplication: Belzert's entire species consists of just clones of him and Flobby. They clone themselves with a reproduction cycle which, while asexual, is still ''vomitously'' vulgar. Not much is known about it, (thankfully so), but what is clear is that it begins him with opening his anus, allowing Flobby to felch out all of his "juice".
367* TheyKilledKennyAgain: Flobby and Belzert die time and time again when they're on screen but because there's [[SelfDuplication countless clones]] of all of them, all of whom identify as the same person and share the same collective brain cell, their deaths are completely irrelevant.
368* TooDumbToLive: Flobby and Belzert have the tendency to kill themselves with their stupidity, such as in the first episode, where they all blew themselves up with a suislide whistle, even after witnessing all their other clones get murdered by doing the same thing.
369-->'''Belzert''': Cool, a slide whistle!
370[[/folder]]
371
372[[folder:Little Bob Dookie]]
373->'''Voiced by:''' Waco O'Guin
374A dancing piece of poop with a cowboy hat.
375----
376* HappyDance: When he's happy, he does a little cowboy dance he calls his "Little Bob Dookie Dance".
377* OddFriendship: Had this with Billy in the first episode. Not a lot of shows out there, where you can see a piece of shit becoming friends with a genetic amalgamation of a bunch of different animals and aliens.
378* PopGoesTheHuman: In "Welcome to Farzar", he sneezed from sniffing a flower, causing him to explode all over Billy.
379* ThePollyanna: Little Bob Dookie is one of the happiest little shits on the planet. He loves dancing his [[HappyDance Little Bob Dookie Dance]], to show off just how gleeful and joyous he always is.
380* TalkingPoo: He's a talking turd who was crapped out of an alien's butthole one day.
381* TheWildWest: Although his backstory has yet to be revealed, he wears a cowboy hat and bandana, suggesting he's of this background. His father, Big Bob Dookie is also a cowboy-type person.
382[[/folder]]
383
384[[folder:Xylah]]
385->'''Voiced by:''' Creator/GreyDeLisle
386The wife of Clitaurus, who Bazarack always insults.
387----
388* AmbiguousCloneEnding: At the end of "Baz, Bangs, & Brains", Bazarack cloned Xylah and tied her up in the closet. He killed the Xylah clone and gutted her to wear her like a costume Ed Gein style and pretend to be her to sway Clitaurus into voting for him and winning him the election. After the big reveal, Bazarack admitted that he couldn't really say with 100% certainty, whether he killed the clone or the original Xylah.
389-->'''Bazarack''': ... Oh, well. I'm sure you can figure it out. Make a game out of it!
390* BrokenBird: On top of having her land colonized and ravaged by the humans, ([[{{Infodump}} etc. etc.]]), Xylah has a rough time keeping her family afloat, thanks to Bazarack being a penny-pinching boss with her husband and not giving him nearly enough money to provide for his family. In "The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins", she had her house nuked by Bazarack, horrifically disfiguring and bone-shambling her children and turning their already pathetic shack of a house to smoldering rubble. If that wasn't bad enough, in "Baz, Bangs, & Brains", she was attacked and kidnapped by Bazarack and possibly murdered by him too, [[AmbiguousCloneEnding unless he killed the clone he made of her like he intended]] but it's not like the alternative was any better.
391* ButtMonkey: Xylah is consistently the butt of countless mean-spirited jokes from Bazarack. Although most of the insults at her expense are done in third person, with Bazarack directing them more toward Clitaurus than anyone, Bazarack really doesn't seem to give a shit about saying them up to her face either.
392-->'''Xylah''': Are you finally gunna start paying my husband a living salary for all the work he does?
393-->'''Bazarack''': [[ArmorPiercingResponse Why? Do you need your teeth fixed?]] [[TheUnapologetic Kidding!]]
394* GoodParents: She's a flawless mother and a perfect wife. The only issues her family faces are completely out of her control.
395* OnlySaneWoman: Although Clitaurus is far from a [[BumblingDad bumbling dad]], Xylah was still thinking more straight, when she prompted him to ask for a little more respect at his job.
396* PaleFemalesDarkMales: Xylah is a noticeably lighter shade of red than Clitaurus even though they're presumably from the same alien race.
397[[/folder]]
398
399[[folder:Slag]]
400-->'''Voiced by:''' John [=DiMaggio=]
401A big robot guy, who likes to act all tough and threaten to give victims the "Slag Slam". However, he never specifies what the "Slag Slam" even is, since he never actually does it.
402----
403* TheBrute: Slag is a big, musclebound, badass, who'll Slag Slam anyone who gets in his way.
404* DarkAndTroubledPast: In "Robot Revolution", it was revealed that Slag used to have a son, who died. Even though he puts on a tough guy front, [[BruiserWithASoftCenter he's still very much heartbroken by his death]] and cries about it to this day.
405* DumbMuscle: Slag is buff as hell but he's also a complete dumbass, who parades himself around the robot district, announcing his iconic "Slag Slam" to everybody, without himself even really knowing what this "Slag Slam" even is.
406* SignatureMove: Supposedly, this is his "Slag Slam". Although, it's never really made clear what the slag slam is, beyond just a catchy and marketable name that he puts on all his merchandise.
407-->'''Slag''': It's either a song, a dance, or a fancy margarita, it's the slag slam!
408[[/folder]]
409
410[[folder:President Banana]]
411->'''Voiced by:''' Creator/LanceReddick
412A military warlord banana, who leads the banana people.
413----
414* AmbiguouslyBrown: Although race doesn't really exist on Farzar, especially with non-human characters, President Banana is hinted at being black, given how he strongly embraces both Jamaican and Mali culture, as seen as how he talks with an African accent, listens to Jamaican music, and even has several Mali flags plastered all over his banana boat.
415* BerserkButton: President Banana absolutely ''hates'' banana puns, finding them very offensive. He came very close to slitting Bazarack's throat just for making these kinds of jokes.
416-->'''Bazarack''': Oh, come on, President Banana, don't leave! I'd hate to see a banana split!
417* BlatantLies: When Fichael walked in on him having sex with Flammy, President Banana said that Space Pirates forced him to do it and of course, Fichael believed it.
418* TheCharmer: Managed to swoon Flammy into sleeping with him several times.
419* CoolShades: Always wears some badass glasses.
420* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: He's a giant anthropomorphic banana who works as the president.
421* FantasticRacism: Like with most alien species, banana people are portrayed as a racial group. That being said, it's easy to see why President Banana gets offended when Bazarack makes jokes about his status as a banana.
422* RealAfterAll: President Banana was initially just a punchline to this joke. Flammy was shown talking on a banana as though it were a phone and saying she was speaking with President Banana. At first, this just seemed like a [[ScatterbrainedSenior scatterbrained senior]] moment for her, until he actually appeared later on.
423* StealthPun: If President Banana is the leader of his own banana country, I guess you could say he runs a "Banana Republic".
424-->'''President Banana''': That's it! I'm gunna kill you for that!
425[[/folder]]
426
427[[folder:Sal Skullcruncher]]
428->'''Voiced by:''' Creator/CarlosAlazraqui
429Val and Mal's underdeveloped conjoined triplet brother.
430----
431* AlliterativeName: '''S'''al '''S'''kullcruncher.
432* BrotherSisterIncest: When he was still attached to Val and Mal, he loved playing with their vagina. This became so much of a problem that the two eventually had to forbid him from ever going downtown again.
433* ConjoinedTwins: The lesser-known third triplet to the Val and Mal combo. He later became the conjoined twin of Scootie, functioning as the latter's taint.
434* FourthWallObserver: Sal regularly breaks the fourth wall for his appearances, trying to pass himself off as a fan-favorite breakout star character and announcing his appearances, whenever he's on screen.
435-->'''Sal''': That's right, it's me! Everyone's beloved fan-favorite character, Sal Skullcruncher!
436* TheGrotesque: He's literally an underdeveloped lump of flesh with a disfigured face growing in between Val and Mal's boobs.
437[[/folder]]
438
439[[folder:Squiggles]]
440->'''Voiced by:''' Creator/DavidKaye
441A tiny little Irish man, who Renzo uses as a weapon.
442----
443* AbsurdPhobia: Squiggles is afraid of the bathtub drain.
444* FieryRedhead: He's a ginger-haired Irishman, whose hatred burns with the fire of a thousand suns.
445* TheNapoleon: Squiggles' uncontrollable rage is fueled by how much he hates being a comically short little midget. Renzo is able to activate his anger by exposing a bunch of embarrassing secrets about him to others, such as the fact that his clothing size is a child's medium or showing everyone a picture of him [[HorseOfADifferentColor riding a cocker spaniel like a horse]].
446** This was learned the hard way in "War and Peace", when Barry grew him to normal size, assuming it would make him even more powerful, only for him to find out that now that he was normal sized, he had nothing to be mad about and instead became a more chill, mellowed-out normie, who had no desire to fight with anyone.
447* PintSizedPowerhouse: He is small, but not one to fuck with.
448[[/folder]]

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